GoodboyJohnnyBoy

"Ryanair doesn't use jet bridges"

Posted by JiggiOneJackson@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 419 comments

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How long do you give the "cake Shed" phase before we are left with thousands of unused pink sheds all over the UK?

Posted by Royal-Reporter6664@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 329 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Is this a reference to Chris Morris' cake scare?

Night owls of reddit, what is keeping you up past midnight tonight?

Posted by Reasonable_Society82@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 614 comments

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Does everyone in the UK have a big mirror in the living room?

Posted by Sexy-Dumbledore@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 482 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Ha I have a massive mirror in my living room basically the reflection makes the room look larger we don’t have very large rooms in the Uk generally unless you’re loaded I’m not.

How many friends do you have?

Posted by FuzzyAromaticSand@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 102 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Most of them have disappeared over the years a few have died so nowadays I don’t really see anyone much but that’s exactly how I like it

Why don't UK supermarkets put two members of staff on the self service checkouts ?

Posted by Fantastic-Rough-2472@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 317 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Because those multi million pound ceo salaries need every saving they can get

How do you stop comparing your life to others on social media?

Posted by Jealous-Lake5700@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 120 comments

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It's a very interesting question isn't it, how to stop comparing ourselves, aren't we conditioned to do that from the very earliest times in our lives we're educated in that environment it's sort of ingrained in us social media just exacerbates it.

What frightened the life out of you as a kid? and does it still today?

Posted by nodemus@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 384 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

1960’s cybermen not the clunky latest version which do nothing to me or for me the sixties versions were terrifying

Would you work a job you hate for 4 years if it meant you could save £100k?

Posted by Relative-Tea3944@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 297 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Most people really don’t like the job they’re doing and they will spend their whole working life doing it in one form or another. It’s rare to love your job.

Question for anyone aged 45+: Do you remember drinking Lucozade when you were younger? Did you ever drink it for anything else than when you were ill?

Posted by Lopsided-Skill6659@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 478 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

30 years ago I was very ill in hospital with double pneumonia I spent 6 weeks in there so I was at death’s door, one of the nurses said when I was leaving said she was convinced I wouldn’t make it through one of the nights, anyway one night about 3 in the morning I was laying there obviously hallucinating and just generally out of my mind when I had this almost divine revelation and that was if only I could drink an ice cold bottle of Lucozade I would most certainly be cured. I couldn’t believe how the doctors had missed this so I began shouting for the nurse to get me a bottle because this and only this would cure me. The nurse was not impressed I can’t remember much after that but yes I was a fan.

Do I have to wash these before I recycle them?

Posted by mildlymoistdrizzle@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1381 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

I always do you can leave them to soak overnight cold water is just as good as anything.

What would be a “ravens leaving the Tower of London” moment?

Posted by Suspicious_Bill3577@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 288 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

If the Tower of London got nuked

What’s a part of popular British culture you have not indulged in?

Posted by franki-pinks@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 780 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Anything to do with sport

What’s the one thing that made you think “wow, no one warned me about this”?

Posted by ZulfTalks@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 271 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Getting fucking old and how painful it can be

Am I right to think a neighbours house looking directly onto your garden would be terrible?

Posted by Three_Cats_In_1_Coat@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1379 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

I’m certain thar wouldn’t have got planning permission

What’s a UK town or city that surprised you — either in a really good or a really disappointing way?

Posted by DailyDriverUK@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 923 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Perfect description of Camden

My boyfriend damaged my tyre hitting a curb he says it’s not dangerous and doesn’t need replacing is he correct?

Posted by Violetpie78@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 970 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

The tyre and the boyfriend need replacing asap

Whose Christmas is ruined already? I want your (comedy) horror stories 🎅❄️

Posted by nategarrettshandler@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1747 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

A big Sainsbury’s box containing all the ingredients for a top notch chrimbo dinner it promised I would taste the difference and I did it was different to anything resembling being tasty it was 💩

Anyone have any Christmas dinner nightmares today or was it a success?

Posted by tjb_87@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 594 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

I had one of those Sainsbury’s boxes containing a stuffed turkey breast with bacon stuff on top loads of veg and gravy to roast and boil it was rubbish.

What's one food you know is probably gross, but you like it anyway?

Posted by -_Error@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 592 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Faggots

Do real Cockney gangsters still exist, or were the wool-coat, nan-loving hardmen just a product of Guy Ritchie films and British folklore?

Posted by Section_Mav@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 532 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

They've mostly moved to Essex and some have even started referring to themselves as gentlemen and become very keen on gardening. The old Cockney geezers have past and that's just life.

Anybody know for a good alternative to Coffee Mate?

Posted by -WelshCelt-@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 20 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Ok I'm gonna tell you the best thing and I'm doing this VERY reluctantly because the price will probably go up but the best thing is skimmed British milk powder by Sainsbury's its in red plastic pouches and I want a lifetime of gratitude your welcome

Davidstow 3 year extra mature cheddar on toast. Which one are you choosing?

Posted by LaughingGravy1001@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 268 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Wooshter every time

£100-200k cars everywhere in London - what am I missing?

Posted by DanielKelleyReddit@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 562 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Over the last forty years or so there's been a massive transfer of wealth towards the top end of society you're looking at some of the effects of that.

What do you call the end slice of a loaf of bread?

Posted by Clapd_Frothy327@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 7243 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

My Irish friend calls it the heal and any other description is fighting talk but then again most things are

What are your thoughts on Jimmy Carr performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival?

Posted by MaximusSydney@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 931 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

He’s obviously got some moral scruples but it’s bucket loads of cash so everything needs to be seen in perspective.

A cynical take on the classic Lotto question, how do you think winning the £157m would ruin your life?

Posted by ollymillmill@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 431 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

I would most certainly enjoy myself to death

What do you think of Spain and Spanish people?

Posted by abelindc@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 470 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Stop the fucking bullfighting

If you could change one thing culturally about the UK / it's people, what would it be?

Posted by Training_Republic879@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 487 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

There was a big campaign in the sixties called Keep Britain Tidy there’s always been slobs not sure what the cure is and apparently shooting them is frowned upon.

Is it socially acceptable to spit on the ground?

Posted by Personal_Mixture7632@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 883 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

If you must spit and very occasionally you do it should be very discreet because it does look disgusting.

What's everyone's opinion on pork pie?

Posted by Master_Poet5106@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 722 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

I haven’t had a really good one for years and I’m not sure why l

What's the most cringe-worthy corporate buzzword you've come across?

Posted by AnonymousTimewaster@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 784 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Would it be terribly unfair to call trump an Americunt?

What would you class as male cocktail attire for a birthday party?

Posted by -Starwind@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 15 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Cocktail attire? That’s very nearly fighting talk

Is working 12-hours a day for a good salary normal?

Posted by Glittering-Gift4369@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 424 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

So you're doing at least 50% more work are you being rewarded accordingly?

Who's the most famous person you've met/seen?

Posted by Twitter_2006@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 583 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Once sat next to Valerie Singleton in a coffee shop in Camden in the eighties been downhill since then really

My partner was locked out of the flat while I was away, was charged £945 for 15-20mins of work... Seems extremely excessive.. how can we proceed?

Posted by olieolieolieoioioi@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1056 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Complete rip off my elderly neighbour just had this happen to her these people are just lowlifes

Why do so many British Asians come from East Africa?

Posted by untoldrain@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 176 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Yasmin Ali Bhai Brown might have something to add

Do you still carry cash in the UK these days?

Posted by ultraroy@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1251 comments

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GoodboyJohnnyBoy@reddit

Pound coin for shopping trolley even some very basic market stalls take cards so hardly any use for the stuff but I really don’t want the cash option to disappear.