Chicken-picante

We should have “cleaning parties”

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Anal toothbrush.

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Eatable gloves for eating, to help keep hands clean and avoid waste

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1. Give gloves to nurses at old folks home. 2. Let nurses change the diapers of residents of said old folks home. 3. Nurses take off the gloves and give to OP 4. OP settles down for their favorite dinner and eats the gloves.

Crazy idea: find a hoarder who has decades old stuff. Rummage through it and finally put an end to all the mandala effects.

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Kit Kat never had a hyphen. People probably just thought part of the “t” was a hyphen. I have my original Pokemon cards and binder I stored them in from when it 1st came out/got big. Pikachu has no black tail. Its ear tips are black. Idk about dead cats.

If you could have a 'Button' on your phone that did one specific thing perfectly for you instantly, what would it do? (No 'World Peace' or 'Free Money' allowed)

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Big dawg, I think OP wanted you to answer within reason. Even though they didn’t explicitly state teleportation, I think you could deduce that this isn’t the answer they’re looking for.

Adult Swim should revive Ed, Edd, and Eddy with the Cul De Sac kids as adults where the show is Adult Swim's answer to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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Adult Swim should revive Ed, Edd, and Eddy with the Cul De Sac kids as adults where the show is Adult Swim's answer to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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ULPT REQUEST : How to make $175 in 5 days?

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ULPT REQUEST : How to make $175 in 5 days?

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ULPT: Losing weight fast tips?

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Biscuits and gravy at Denny’s

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Another delicious lunch!

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If you think secret aardvark is the best hot sauce then I’m afraid you’re the only one with bad takes. I’ve had mayo with mor pepper content and that was spicier than secret aardvark. How are peppers like the last ingredients outside of some seasonings? This shit is like ketchup. Just another generic tomato condiment that a habanero farted on.

Another delicious lunch!

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Bought from the markdown rack. Can't beat 75¢

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Onion in vinegar sandwich

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Is my mom overreacting or is my new slop some fucked up shit? Tastes edible

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it must suck to be a bee. think about it. you spend all summer working your ass off to make some honey, then some schmuck just takes it all. dude. i'd be furious. i'd be trying to sting somebody.

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The one pot wonder

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Bk chicken nuggets and stags chili.... you eatting it ? Be hoenst lmao

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Depends are there beans in there. I’ve never had Stagg chili before but I just looked up the ingredients on their no beans version, and it looks super solid. Beef is the first ingredient and I don’t see textured vegetable protein anywhere on the list. Is this like a top tier more expensive chili? I’m going to have to check it out.

I call this the protein bomb

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What we here in New England refer to as "beach pizza"

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pan-fried cookie at work

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"Pho" at my campus dining hall

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ULPT request: I need to gain weight quickly

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A meal I made over a year ago. Lentils, mussels and liver

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These were choices that were made. You know how they say there are infinite universe and infinite realities. Even still these choices would have never been made in any of my realities.

My sister puts sweet relish on her tacos and burritos is that gross or is that just me?

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Nah she is a gross human being. Make sure you let her know. Also let her know that’s not an opinion but a fact and she needs to repent. Being nasty wasn’t a sin but she took it to a new level, and needs forgiveness.

Billion dollar idea for Cold Stone Creamery

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Does anyone else like to crush chicken bones with their teeth to suck and eat the bone marrow?? Its a good way to not waste food

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All sports should have a major league and a minor league. Then at the end of the season the best minor league team should play the worst major league team and the winning team is made a major team, while the loser is made a minor.

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Wheat thins with onion slivers and Colby Jack cheese squares, before and after being finished for 11 seconds on high in the microwave

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Wheat thins with onion slivers and Colby Jack cheese squares, before and after being finished for 11 seconds on high in the microwave

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Tamales. In a can.

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My boyfriend hates me mixing hot cheetos and clam chowder

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Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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Yeah it’s myojo. 124% per serving. I think I may have seen another brand get close though. https://www.myojousa.com/product/plant-based-creamy-tonkotsu-ramen/

Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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This meal would be seen as a blessing because of the flavor. I was just saying this is better than prison/jail food. As far as ramen goes. There are definitely some ramens that hit that triple digit sodium % you talked about. Like I said for ramen, a lot of people don’t use the full season packet and literally save it in a bottle and use it like salt in jail to flavor the food. Maruchan chili is my favorite

Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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This meal would be seen as a blessing because of the flavor. I was just saying this is better than prison/jail food. As far as ramen goes. There are definitely some ramens that hit that triple digit sodium % you talked about. Like I said for ramen, a lot of people don’t use the full season packet and literally save it in a bottle and use it like salt in jail to flavor the food. Maruchan chili is my favorite

Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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Hungry man for today, I indulge in something like this maybe once a year 😂

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The amount of sodium in this is not allowed in prison. Imagine this food but no salt and no flavor. People use ramen seasoning packets like salt. Have you ever had grits with no butter or salt? Just plain ass grits. 🤢

“Amazing” Tavern Style from a Chicago Thin Crust Enthusiasts FB Group

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Chicken quesadilla

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The "stew" my girlfriend made for dinner

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Grilled Ube chicken Intestines

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Grilled Ube chicken Intestines

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Grilled Ube chicken Intestines

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The hospital calls these "tacos"

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The low sodium chicken broth was such a letdown even though I was starving. The delicious smell of chicken, the golden broth shimmering in the light. All for it to taste like hot water a dried out chicken breast was cooked in. I guess I was expecting and hoping for a rich chicken ramen-esque broth, and that it was not. Hopefully, you and I don’t have to experience that again

The hospital calls these "tacos"

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I spent 2 weeks in the hospital. I couldn’t eat or drink anything. I dreamed about eating the hospital food. They still gave me the menu everyday and I spent hours imagining what I would order. The last day when I was finally able to eat they gave me low-sodium chicken broth, jello, and a juice. Then they kicked me out and I couldn’t eat any solids for a few more weeks. Point is I would have destroyed those tacos with some hot sauce.

My friend's tuna fish sandwich.

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Nana decided to make a Cookie Monster cake..

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Tuna sashimi at a buffet restaurant

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