Bought from the markdown rack. Can't beat 75¢

any time i eat one of these for lunch my cat gets real fucking mad like he thinks im eating one of his cat foods just to fuck with his head or something.

they are pretty good though.

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Difficult-Survey8384@reddit

Same I have several cats and it’s to the point where I’ll enjoy my tuna creations pouch on the porch when the weather allows it lmao

Just to escape the desperate feeding frenzy

Those mfs ARE good tho

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baconandegglover@reddit

Goddamnit, why is this bullshit making me want to try one 😂

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bananaguard4@reddit

i like to mix one up with some mashed avocado to make an extra nutritious slop.

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umsamanthapleasekthx@reddit

My friend and I always joke when I eat one of these that it’s time for my little cat food snack! The dill is my absolute favorite!

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TyrantJoe@reddit

You should look into sardines, they taste better are more sustainable and much more nutritionally complete.

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alyssadujour@reddit

The buffalo chicken one is my favorite

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TheMostMagicMan@reddit

It looks to me like a company finally started selling human grade cat food

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RevolutionaryToe97@reddit

I'm currently creating some beef creation as I type this

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It’s not “beef creation” it’s “Beef Creations”, which is Starkist’s beef version of their Creations line. It’s just pouches of various shelf stable meats with some spices and/or sauce. They have Chicken Creations, Tuna Creations, and apparently Beef Creations. Anything I’ve ever tried from one of those pouches has been terrible. I’ve only had the tuna, and it was the fishiest, most metallic-tasting tuna I’ve ever had

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mybootystank@reddit

Beef creation sounds funnier, obviously. I agree about the tuna tho, took one bite and it was like eating penny flavored meat.

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MannyOmega@reddit

I ate the ranch tuna creation with some pita crackers, not bad but maybe I haven’t had good tuna yet

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LetTheJamesBegin@reddit

They're the same picture

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Rhodin265@reddit

Yours will have noting on OP’s. That stuff looks like it's fully capable of exiting the body unchanged.

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Joosrar@reddit

A beef hotdog, or maybe chili depending.

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cerealkilla718@reddit

If you see me eating a beef creation it means the economy collapsed.

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ChiefWeedsmoke@reddit

If you see me eating Beef Creations its because I've survived a full scale nuclear exchange

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brandonoooj@reddit

I'm thinking about trying it in a couple days I'm poor like op.

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notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit

Buy some lentils instead so you can face yourself in the mirror after.

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Zizhou@reddit

"There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept."

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Racine262@reddit

Right now is a good time to start putting on weight.

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Aprowl@reddit

That sounds like something Big Food would say

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Racine262@reddit

And Big Pants.

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Bzchasingpokemon@reddit

Or the witch from Hansel and gretal

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ElegantCoach4066@reddit

No it's fine please eat all you want from this.totally legit hamburger house.

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PotatoPCuser1@reddit

Are they affiliated with the big apple?

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DarkflowNZ@reddit

I literally just lost it all. No matter what, I'm gonna die skinny I don't give a fuck

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Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit

Is it actual beef? I’ve never heard of it

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skateboread@reddit

when and why did they start making beef versions of tuna packets

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slapshot_kirby@reddit

There's chicken packets as well . I eat the tuna, my husband likes the chicken.

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Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit

Yeah id fuck with the tuna and chicken. I don't think we do packets of flavoured tuna in my country, but we have it in cans. I wouldn't fuck with flavoured beef in a can.

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wordsrworth@reddit

In my country the only food that comes in those packets is meant for cats.

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ree_hi_hi_hi_hi@reddit

I still can’t believe this isn’t marketed as cat food. It must come from the same facility..

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black-kramer@reddit

starkist brand is within a whisker of cat food.

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_metal7@reddit

The buffalo chicken ain't so bad. I like to bring them to music festivals cause they don't need to be refrigerated

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mybootystank@reddit

I LOVE the chicken ones! I mix it up with tuna salad ingredients and make chicken version. Dukes mayo, mustard, dill relish and some chopped up boiled eggs and slap ya mama seasoning. MMMMMM.

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Moebius80@reddit

The tuna isnt that bad, i buy them too

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slapshot_kirby@reddit

I draw the line at beef though.

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Moebius80@reddit

I think I am with you here, the beef looks horrible.

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Drcornelius1983@reddit

MMMM! Cold beef!

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SanestExile@reddit

Wait, this isn't warmed up? Vile!

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gabis420@reddit

It's more sauce than schmeat. I've taken them backpacking. I put in more effort than OP, but they're still pretty rough.

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SanestExile@reddit

I guess it makes sense for backpacking but there have to be better options lol

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gabis420@reddit

They looked intriguing. You get tired of the same old shit. But even with the added benefit of everything tasting better on the trail, these are not good. The taco one tastes nearly identical to the sloppy Joe version. I still have some to get through, unfortunately. I will not be buying any more.

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ChiefWahoooMcDaniels@reddit

The tuna packets are great and really convenient but a beef version is absolutely criminal. My entire face balled up upon discovering that this exists. If you see me eating this, I am in a life or death situation and desperately need help.

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Dirty_Commie_Jesus@reddit

The pulled pork one Great Value does is surprisingly good. I put it on a grilled chicken sandwich

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VoyagerCSL@reddit

When and why did they start making packet versions of tuna cans

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Chopstarrr@reddit

They have beef creations???

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Hyprocritopotamus@reddit

Did you add ground beef, or just eat what was in the packet?

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Pyehole@reddit

That's no sloppy Joe, that's a shitty Joe.

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guitarmonkeys14@reddit

You paid $4.61/lb for that garbage, and considered it a deal.

I could have gotten a lb of quality 85% lean ground beef for that…

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BurnoCorno@reddit (OP)

My stomach hurts

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baconandegglover@reddit

Bless your heart

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alexsocool@reddit

I wouldn’t expect anything less

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Description_Friendly@reddit

My butt hurts. Although, that's normal for me.

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wetstapler@reddit

But did it taste good????? A can of spam makes my tummy hurt but it's worth

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Zizhou@reddit

I mean, you're not actually supposed to eat an entire can.

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RichLather@reddit

Including the can!

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wetstapler@reddit

It's worth

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8bitellis@reddit

It’s working

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VoyagerCSL@reddit

Beef creation imminent

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fuelhandler@reddit

Beef cremation… in sauce.

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More_Yak_1249@reddit

OP, you’re changing!! 🤩🤩

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Skizot_Bizot@reddit

Soon you'll emerge as a beautiful beeferfly!

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Dun dun dun dun dun, metamorphosis is happening! Dun dun dun dun meta meta meta morphosis!

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Oz347@reddit

A tale as old as time

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VoyagerCSL@reddit

Your body is getting ready for a beef creation

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dog_eat_dog@reddit

Beef creation ---> Beef abomination

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Zizhou@reddit

♫It's the ciiiiiircle of life!♫

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FixMean5988@reddit

I was just about to ask how does your tummy feels after eating that. Mine felt queasy just looking at it.

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spicybright@reddit

It'll stick to your bones way longer than it should.

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Chicken-picante@reddit

It’s going to stick to some toilet paper

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brandonoooj@reddit

Did you eat it cold or warm?

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Affectionate_Elk_272@reddit

source?

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nuts4sale@reddit

You might wanna knock back some tums and stay near a crapper, friend

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19bonkbonk73@reddit

Tummy. Your tummy hurts

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butteredkernels@reddit

Literally "shit on a shingle"

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FranklinCognito@reddit

Wellzero the tuna ones are good?

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Only 75¢ for diarrhea that causes more diarrhea? That's def a bargain!

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Description_Friendly@reddit

Predigested to save you time and energy!

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marrowisyummy@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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PrizeThanks487@reddit

More like Sloppy Oh No

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lesnibubak@reddit

Greetings, female progenitor. What manner of evening sustenance shall we ingest?

Male offspring #3, please sanitize your limbs after outdoor activities. Beef product shall be served.

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No-Reflection-8131@reddit

This gave me chills lmao

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AffectionateSector77@reddit

You are loved, you don't need to do this to yourself.

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Turbulent_Pin_9392@reddit

That’s shit from a butt.

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Winter-Classroom455@reddit

Ah yes, human Fancyfeast

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winthroprd@reddit

"Beef creations" is the most creative term I've heard for cow shit.

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abysmal-mess@reddit

Wtf this looks like a powder gravy packet but it says there’s meat? Is it like instant ramen beef powder

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Kam2k6@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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KrautHonkyCracker@reddit

That's shit from a butt

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Bandana-mal@reddit

/r/poopfromabutt

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sharpdad33@reddit

Same in. Same out.

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Legend_Troldhaugen@reddit

looks like someone shit on that bread. Good one.

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seasonal_jesus@reddit

Starkist is becoming a drunk man’s vision of randomness. Wtf is all these “creations”?

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randy24681012@reddit

Beef of the sea

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GravyPainter@reddit

Thats a manatee

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nobodyhere_357@reddit

Fish of the land

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GodsFavorite69420@reddit

The pasta-bilities are endless

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Volition_Fan@reddit

you will become beef

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possumcreature93@reddit

Ah yes, the Brown

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mrpotato-42@reddit

I've never seen a brown sloppy Joe.

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onmylastnerveboi@reddit

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You're saying you didnt shit on this sandwich?

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therealtedbundy@reddit

Oh honey, no

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pussydemolisher420@reddit

Looks like some avacodo toast that's been sitting out for two weeks

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xsmellmybikeseatx@reddit

r/poopfromabutt

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CookieTheEpic@reddit

Is it called 'Beef Creations' because a beef created that as in it's cow shit?

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FlyingCrow91@reddit

Shitty Joe

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Yeah but whats the ingredients? I've gotten some for 75 cents that only had 1 preservative.

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comeplaybabe@reddit

Yeah I love making them too and throw it in the trash bin after

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strangekey2@reddit

Joe too sloppy

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Embarrassed_Eggz@reddit

Call her lunch lady cuz the joe she give is sloppy 🗣️

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0bscr3@reddit

Please tell me you didn’t eat that

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ImaroemmaI@reddit

Bro what the fuck? Tag this NSFM, not safe food meat

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MulliganPlsThx@reddit

I scooped this after picking up after the dogs

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pleasehelphansel@reddit

Infinite beef creation glitch discovered

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tarbet@reddit

Please, I have to know. What does it taste like?

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BurnoCorno@reddit (OP)

It tastes like goop and tomatos

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jordanundead@reddit

Goop like as in Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy?

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Zebracorn42@reddit

It’s certainly a creation.

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LawrenceSB91@reddit

Looks the same coming out

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Ticklemebendef@reddit

What in the USA is this?!

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magicpie5@reddit

It's a great deal

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TummyHertzBad@reddit

Poop from a butt

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BNG1982@reddit

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Practical-March-6989@reddit

Da fuq is that?

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mybootystank@reddit

BEEF CREATION!!!! Sloppy Joe.

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EmmyWeeeb@reddit

Why tho

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mybootystank@reddit

He said why in the title. Can’t you read?

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robertjohn1876@reddit

Barf Creations

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TurdCutter69420@reddit

OP must be prepping for a colonoscopy.

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wonkotsane42@reddit

Woo! This is also quality r/shitfromabutt content

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the_darkishknight@reddit

Say what you will but OP is 100% in the right sub.

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SnooCats8089@reddit

This isn't AI

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eligoscreps@reddit

Sloppy shit on a sandwich?

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therealishone@reddit

I wouldn’t feed this to my cat.

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The_Homie_Tito@reddit

I pray better times find you, brother

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ScrantonStranglerDM1@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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atargatis_17@reddit

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BarmayneGR@reddit

I know you terrorized the bathroom after this. LOOKING at this made my stomach bubble, I mean that literally.

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TheGopherFucker@reddit

Yea you can beat 75 cents by spending a few dollars more and not eating poop

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RuralJapanFan@reddit

Not sure if this is better hot or cold

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spitslaps@reddit

that's poop from a butt

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negativelungcapacity@reddit

no

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brokeboyrich@reddit

Did you …uhhh…. Add beef?

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nogardleirie@reddit

That's not how you're supposed to do the bowel cancer test

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docdeathray@reddit

GIGO

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Foudre_Gaming@reddit

Wait aren't you supposed to add beef to it? It's just like, seasoning/sauce you know?

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MyDogGoBork@reddit

Is this after you already ate it

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Mr-Klaus@reddit

Diarrhoea and cum sandwich.

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Spiritual-Cow4200@reddit

They definitely put the sloppy in sloppy Joe.

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ElvisHuxley@reddit

I WOSH I FOUND THIS SUBREDDIT SOONER. POSTED CHICKEN SKINS FRIED AND GOT DELETED ON THE REGULAR FOOD PORN. SAD FACE.

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Tiny-Friendship8527@reddit

Get the poo knife ready, it's coming!

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spacepiratefrog@reddit

That's not going to require a poo knife to pass, maybe a new pair of underwear tho

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I_MADE_THIS_THING@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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Itsnotsponge@reddit

BEEF CREATIONS?! they didnt want to take another stab at that?!

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sencha_kitty@reddit

Starkist I am drawing the line here.

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The-Grand-Wazoo@reddit

I’m wondering at what point, economically, I’m going to be cruising this sub looking for inspiration.

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asdfghjkluke@reddit

is "sloppy joe" literally just american chilli con carne?

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BloodBoy99@reddit

Oh look, it’s already digested for you and everything.

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Sweddy-Bowls@reddit

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DuckLIT122000@reddit

Is this a recession indicator?

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georgey_porgey@reddit

That genuinely looks like a photo of the poop my dog leaves in the yard after it rains overnight. I want to try and post a photo of it for comparison tomorrow morning.

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bastard84@reddit

I have never been thay hungry

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TeacatWrites@reddit

Good fucking lord.

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I’ll have some of the Yellow… and don’t get cheap on me…

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