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• A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

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• A trucker and lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

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• At the end of his service, the minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.”

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• An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

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• Two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room.

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• Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

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• A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

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• An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

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• A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interupted by a pre-med student

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• Upon opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.

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• A man calls home.

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• Two mathematicians are in a bar.

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• With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.

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• Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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• An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

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• On the outskirts of town, there was huge nut tree by the cemetery fence.

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• A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer

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• There was this magician of some repute who was hired to do his act aboard a cruise ship.

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• A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

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• A young couple decided to wed but, as the big day approached, they grew apprehensive.

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• A photographer for a prominent national news magazine was assigned to get photos of a humongous forest fire.

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• A young boy was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent.

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• Some tourists at the Chicago Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones

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• When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

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• After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church's board following the close of the service.

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• A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.

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• Time flies like an arrow

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• At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

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• A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner.

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• What is the one thing a wife never wants to hear from her husband while having sex?

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• It was a dark, stormy night and a marine was on his first assignment, guard duty.

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• Tim arrived home from work at his usual hour of 5 p.m.

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• As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

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• A frog called the Psychic Hotline

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• The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.

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• Two cocker spaniels met on the street

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• A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.

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• A country woman rushes to see her small town doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

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• Two cowboys came upon a woman lying on her stomach with her ear to the ground.

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• A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce

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• A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.

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• Dave was a keen duck hunter and he'd been looking to buy a new bird dog for quite a while.

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• A westbound wagon train was lost and low on food.

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• A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups

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• Two frogs are sitting in the lily pond and talking.

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• A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana

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• A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.

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• Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one guy noticed that his buddy only had one golf ball.

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• Bob was sued by his neighbor for defamation of character.

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