A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner.

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CharlestonChewbacca@reddit

This was in the movie Timer. https://youtu.be/KjRulEJzRqo?si=JMamftOEm0l2XAGM

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Talmadge_Mcgooliger@reddit

it's definitely way older than that though. pretty sure i heard this joke in middle school in the 90s

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CharlestonChewbacca@reddit

Well he does say it's an old joke in the film.

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Boot_Effective@reddit

Poor guy can't catch a break. Fifth time it's happening to him this month.

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A biker walks into a bank. He walks up to one of the customer service windows, takes out a $100 banknote and says “can you please break it up? I need a fifty and five tens”. Having received his smaller bills, he walks up to a different service window right next to the first one, and says to another teller “I’ve got a total of a hundred bucks here, can you please exchange these for one hundred-dollar bill?” -“Of course!”, says the other teller. By the way, any chance you happen to be a biker? -Why yeah, how’d you know? -I saw you pull up to the bank on your motorcycle

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bionicjoey@reddit

Is the money thing a stereotype about bikers?

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ArjanS87@reddit

Sounds more like money laundering in a way

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Grievous_Nix@reddit

Just a setup with a distraction, I guess. The reader/listener expects the punchline to be related to it.

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DJEmirMixtapes@reddit

Probably just trying to hit on the second teller till he realizes she's kinda dumb. LOL.

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scorpionballs@reddit

I don’t get it

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TheTaoOfMe@reddit

*Memoirs of a redditor*

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I_am_Batsam@reddit

Too much soap

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ViscountGris@reddit

And 3 teeth don’t need a dedicated brush.

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F0uzSh0ni8@reddit

At least he bought soap, so he is ahead of most redditors.

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Dim_Mancao582@reddit

The cashier must be a moderator on this sub.

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Smooth-Abalone-7651@reddit

True story, I was at a nightclub one and asked a nice looking girl to dance. See looked me up and down and then said “let me catch a buzz first.”

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Sn0wflake69@reddit

So you get it in or what? Can't leave us on a cliffhanger like that

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Smooth-Abalone-7651@reddit

Unfortunately she never got buzzed enough to give me a shot.

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Sn0wflake69@reddit

Ah, well I appreciate it

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Alicam123@reddit

Wasn’t this posted a few days back?

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architect82191@reddit

Well, the cashier has a condition called "being a bit(h". Very unattractive and nearly incurable.

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Particular_Gap_6724@reddit

Heard this joke when i was a kid but slightly different. Posted it here about a year ago and got downvoted to oblivion

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obesetycoon@reddit

sad

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musicwithbarb@reddit

Golly what a knee slapper.

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jerkenmcgerk@reddit

A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner. The girl at the cash register looks at him and says "Single, huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" She replies, "because you're ugly." Three kids are pulling on her work smock and he asks, "Triplets?" She snaps back, "No! They are obviously different ages. Why would you think that?" He says, "Because I'm amazed you found 3 different guys who would fuck you."

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