A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interupted by a pre-med student
Posted by nothinlefttochoose@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 75 comments
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
“So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.
"Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."
Thanatos_56@reddit
I would have thrown a pen at him, and then asked "Now imagine that was a knife and you didn't dodge it".
DJEmirMixtapes@reddit
Applied Physics
das_menschy@reddit
Not funny. Elitism is not good for society.
wrenawild@reddit
I'd rather have an elite doctor than a dumb one, but you do you.
NotFailureThatsLife@reddit
Well, well, well! Now I finally understand the gatekeeping attitude of most of my college professors in the sciences—they weren’t jealous, petty, dissatisfied assholes, they were SAVING LIVES!
liger03@reddit
Por que no los dos?
God_Bless_A_Merkin@reddit
Personally, I thank them for keeping you out of med school 😂
NotFailureThatsLife@reddit
You would think but I went to law school so I’m not taking lives but I’m probably hurting a few.
disturbedrailroader@reddit
Username checks out
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
I had a physics teacher who was wise just like that professor.
True story: Unfortunately she was killed in a road accident a year after I started attending her classes.
Another true story: The only reason four students (including me) gave up physics was because the new teacher never inspired us.
TheActualJonesy@reddit
Oh yeah! As a EE student I remember with great pain Chemistry 101.
Suza751@reddit
I had many, many "pre-med" students in more courses. Most say it to make themselves believe it. When you look into the actual statistics of who gets accepted to into medical schools it's laughable how many people think they had a shot.
for those wondering - 3.7gpa in bio/chem/biochem etc. is median acceptance to avg school. MCAT at 510ish usually is good enough, DO lower and MD a bit higher.
Therobbu@reddit
Who'd wanna become a doctor with a subpar GPA in the two sciences closest to the medical field?
Suza751@reddit
Literally every undergrad in pre-med who care only for the societal prestige and income that being "Dr." gives you. Thats really all that matters to most of them.
doctor_x@reddit
There’s an old joke in just about every medical school:
What do you call the person who graduates bottom of the class?
Doctor.
nothinlefttochoose@reddit (OP)
P=MD
oxgillette@reddit
Why was a pre-med student at a physics lecture?
718hutfission@reddit
Pre-med isn’t a major. They’re mostly in bio or chem majors.
The STEM majors all need around 1 year of the weed out classes (math and physics).
NotFailureThatsLife@reddit
Many pre-med programs require a year’s worth of Physics classes.
ayushwas@reddit
Doesn’t physics save millions of lives by building stable structures like bridges, towers, planes, rockets.
hoangfbf@reddit
And literally many medical devices.
Fabulous-Possible758@reddit
Also builds bombs, guns, missiles, etc. Physics itself is kind of morally neutral; it’s what the humans do with it that’s the clincher.
Jaded_Creative_101@reddit
MRI, CT, ultrasound etc. Hard to do any of these without a bit of physics.
National-Computer-74@reddit
I can’t believe the number of people who don’t get this joke!
2552686@reddit
OK... A) This is, at least to me, fresh and new, Kudos. Big Points. B) It is a devastating slam back by the professor. C) I did not see the punch line coming.
A+++++
Excellent. I wish you many upvotes.
lurker1957@reddit
I don’t see the punch line at all! From the comments I think it must be something like “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school”
Master_Kitchen_7725@reddit
Required lower division science core classes like basic physics and chem are said to "weed out" underperforming pre-meds, because they need 4.0s to be competitive when applying to med school.
AmazingGrace911@reddit
And demotes them to physics teachers would be the comeback, I guess
NorfolkIslandRebel@reddit
Yeah I don’t get it
jacoberu@reddit
apparebtly you have been very fortunate to always be teated by a doctor who isn't an idiot. many or most of us aren't so lucky.
Topinio@reddit
“Because it stops idiots graduating from medical school”?
chargedcapacitor@reddit
It's not new, you just haven't heard it before
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
I was going to post this myself, last month. But didn't think it was funny enough...goes to show you never can tell.
Kent89052@reddit
It's not
Ready-Confusion385@reddit
I always thought that was the purpose of organic chemistry.
questfornewlearning@reddit
There is no such thing as premed, except in the minds of hopeful, mummies and daddies.
ToxDocUSA@reddit
As a physician who minored in physics in undergrad, meh. Might be funny as a joke on a sitcom where we know the characters, but written out it falls apart.
DecoherentDoc@reddit
Yeah, I'm gonna need a second opinion.
coolguy420weed@reddit
You're also lazy.
GuntertheFloppsyGoat@reddit
Can i play the piano any more!?
BadLegitimate1269@reddit
Well of course you can!
nessietz@reddit
Well I couldn’t before!
Elephant-Opening@reddit
As an engineer who dated a nurse for several years + made friends with a couple other medical professionals along the way... I also feel this joke would fall pretty flat in the world of medicine, physics, and academia.
Medicine crowd: You definitely need darker humor to reach most of that crowd.
Physics/math/engineering crowd: you need a much harder class than physics to rule people out.
Academia crowd: intro level physics class is never going to be full of strictly medical undergrads... it's one of two real "science" classes pretty much anyone with a college degree has to complete to meet gen ed requirements, so the entire premise is flawed but not in a funny, reasonable suspension of belief kind of way.
BeccaStareyes@reddit
Granted, at the two universities I taught at, the starting physics sequence was not taken by pre-meds; they took the algebra-based physics sequence that couldn’t be used as a prerequisite for most physics and engineering courses. By the time I left academia, the department was talking about designing the course assuming most students were life science majors. (They had carved off an algebra based course for construction management, because the department asked and had the numbers.)
Elephant-Opening@reddit
Yeah I could see that. I was a Computer Engineering undergrad with no AP math in highschool so somehow got away with algebra based physics myself and picked up the calculus + later dif-eq methods as needed in math / later physics.
I guess my (maybe mistaken?) assumption is that most undergrad degrees still require basic physics, maybe chemistry... much like how engineers have to take history and writing/lit classes?
Nunov_DAbov@reddit
No, physics is probably sufficient as a first easy hurdle to thin the pack. There will be others.
I was teaching a Sophomore level engineering course in modeling and simulation that was required of everyone. Some science majors students had to take my section because there wasn’t sufficient enrollment to run a science section that semester.
The first day I discussed the term project and let it slip that the simulation part of the project could be written in whatever language the students were familiar with.
A biology major who was in a pre-med program asked: “Will programming be required? I wasn’t told we would have to program.” I told him that if he really wanted, he could flip a coin 100,000 times to capture the random events for the simulation and write down all the results for analysis. Or figure out how to program. I pointed out that (at the time) we were 8 years into the 21st Century and undergraduate students at the school had been required to have PCs for almost 25 years.
He cried to the dean of science who laughed at him and I got a call from his mother. She didn’t appreciate my coin flipping comment either.
Years later, I had a discussion with an MD about differential diagnosis of diseases and conditional probability (using prevalence of disease in local populations to inform diagnoses) and realized that more gating courses are needed. He had no concept that diseases that present with similar symptoms might be more likely in some areas than others. Under diagnosed Lyme disease in particular.
rificolona@reddit
Wonder Twin Powers - Activate! Form of an analyst!
APacketOfWildeBees@reddit
You're ugly, too
DecoherentDoc@reddit
That's on me. I set the bar too low.
rificolona@reddit
No matter how low the bar is, I'll be there at happy hour.
Suza751@reddit
Usually organic chem weeds out the pre-med students. They bomb/barely pass it and then struggle in upper level courses then lean of orgo knowledge.
Most people going for medical school need pretty bare bones physics for MCAT.
habbathejutt@reddit
idk, I had many a "premed" student in my STEM courses who acted like everything was beneath them. Spoiler alert, most of them didn't make it to med school, so this joke feels very on-brand
Head_Razzmatazz7174@reddit
Sounds like something Sheldon would say.
esandy49@reddit
In the '60s and 70s, NC State used freshman English to weed out too many Engineering students. 1 notorious professor's quote was " God makes an A, Jesus makes a B, I make a C, and y'all mfrs make D and F.
uisgeoflife@reddit
I don't get it - why do the manufacturers make D and F?
HD-Thoreau-Walden@reddit
What? Do you think Ds and Fs manufacture themselves?
piper63-c137@reddit
nice work. new one.
UbiquitousPanacea@reddit
I don't get ittt
flipester@reddit
The idea is that people who aren't smart enough to pass physics shouldn't become doctors.
50calPeephole@reddit
Should be noted, while physics may not be needed for say, gastroenterologists, orthopedic docs definitely want to have a handle on it.
jezzanine@reddit
Gastroenterologists do need physics. And orthopaedics is more engineering than physics. I’d say respiratory medicine use the most physics
UbiquitousPanacea@reddit
Why does it cutting off after keeps mean that? Or is there more?
ljapa@reddit
Read “keeps certain people” as “prevents dumb people”. The idea is that passing physics is required to graduate in pre-med. If someone is too stupid to pass intro physics, they can never become a doctor, thus saving lives.
Chance_MaLance@reddit
The final line isn’t showing in full for some people.
Chance_MaLance@reddit
“Because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
purple_hamster66@reddit
OTOH, people who pass physics are usually horrible at patient interactions, like bedside manner. (In my experience… YMMV)
SignificantPen9325@reddit
IMHO, I'd take competence over bedside manner. Preferably, the individual would have both
emsesq@reddit
r/peterexplainsthejoke
jezzanine@reddit
It’s a misdirection joke. When he asks how physics saves lives, you think it’s going to be an explanation of laws of physics that apply to certain real life medical situations like physiology. But instead he says it keeps certain people (like this impatient or lazy premed student) out of medical school. Forcing all med students to study and pass physics weeds out the lazy and impatient students who want to cut corners. If lazy and impatient people managed to become doctors they will probably cut corners in their job also, leading to patient deaths. Hence physics saves lives
DreamyTomato@reddit
The end seems to be missing from the joke from what I see. But other people here seem to be seeing the whole joke?
For me the post ends with “because it keeps”.
tornait-hashu@reddit
Same here. The punchline is completely gone for me.
Chance_MaLance@reddit
“Because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
Chance_MaLance@reddit
“Because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
SadDingo7070@reddit
I honestly don’t think this is a joke. It seems like pretty sound logic to me.
apartment1i@reddit
Fair