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My fellow Americans; do you refer to air-conditioning as "the AC"?

Posted by SplitOpenAndMelt420@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 1310 comments

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Yes, the ac, and the people who say “turn the ac up” bc they are hot and want it on are idiots. You turn the ac down ( as in set the temp setting lower) is the correct terminology.

What are some ludicrous things I could say to rage bait my car guy boyfriend?

Posted by kc_112233@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 934 comments

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Ask him how fast is (whatever car he gushes about including but not limited to his ) and then say pffft! that’s slow. The Tesla model 3 performance gets to 60 in 2.9 seconds and runs the quarter mile in mid 10s.

Your favourite lesser known car?

Posted by Legitimate-Smoke883@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 254 comments

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I always loved the look for the sport versions of the J cars. The z24 cavalier and sunbird turbos.

ULPT to avoid a DUI

Posted by BeaverPup@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 643 comments

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It even easier than that. Just get an uber home and the next day when you’re sober call a wrecker to get your car. If the cops show up just take the fifth and don’t answer their questions. They don’t know who was driving and they would have the burden to prove it was you.

Mid 50s guy and saw a urologist the day because been experiencing urine stream issues. Who else was finally at that point in their lives?

Posted by andyr072@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 269 comments

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Yep that’s how it slowly starts and then the getting up at night to pee starts getting worse and then last year around this time I was having issues sitting an id get weird pains jolting around in my pelvic area. I got a psa that was normal and a digital and the dr said it was slightly enlarged but not bad. He also said it can affect different people different ways bc everybody’s insides is a little different. Anyways I couldn’t tolerate flowmax and he get me on Silodosin and it’s helped a ton.

How did we all fall in love with this smug sociopath?

Posted by salsafresca_1297@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1324 comments

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I like the groundhog day theory. He got away with all that shit bc he kept having the same day over and over.

GenX military veterans

Posted by ScreaminEagle2502@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 864 comments

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63E Abrams Mechanic. I went to ft Knox for basic in November of 95. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Best (surprisingly good) opening act?

Posted by infinitum3d@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1144 comments

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Damn. PJ already well established at that point

Where we buying jeans these days, as to not have the dad jeans but also not trying to look 20 still?

Posted by Every-Cook5084@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1697 comments

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Buckle. But stay away from the embroidered bedazzled pocket ones.

GenX Video gamers who still play: Are you getting worse?

Posted by Hithigon@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1104 comments

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Man I tried some of those old NES game I use to be good at and got killed so much. But yes I love story based RPG game like red dead redemption 2, fallout etc. I’m currently playing Death Stranding 2.

Colonoscopy sedation

Posted by wtfpta@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1760 comments

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The last one I had I I asked how long before it knocks me about , as she was injecting me with the syringe. “You got about five seconds.” And I thought that’s funny I don’t feel like I about to…. Out! 🤣

Which is the most overrated band of our generation?

Posted by lovelyb1ch66@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 3307 comments

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Rush might not be your favorite band, but they are your favorite bands favorite band.

Has anybody decided to make a career change at 50+ or for the purposes of a "retirement" job?

Posted by pocketdare@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 445 comments

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Thought I might add this for those that might be interested in the FIRE (financially independent retire early) communities here. r/PovertyFIRE r/LeanFIRE r/financialindependence r/ChubbyFIRE r/FatFIRE r/BaristaFIRE r/CoastFIRE r/SemiRetirement r/ExpatFIRE r/FIRE r/FIRED r/FIREy r/simpleliving r/Frugal r/minimalism r/AntiWork r/WorkReform r/investing r/dividends r/options r/passive_income r/realestateinvesting r/Bogleheads r/personalfinance r/Budget r/debtfree r/povertyfinance r/FIREIndia r/FIREUK r/FIRECanada r/MilitaryFIRE r/TeachersFIRE r/DisabilityFIRE

Best forgotten bands of GenX

Posted by Pressman4life@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 641 comments

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Television

For those in the US - how conversant are you with the metric system?

Posted by Gullible-Apricot3379@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 501 comments

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Our soft drinks are in liters but milk is in gallons and quarts.

The Band That Turned You Away From Them in Concert

Posted by ncpowderhound@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 3290 comments

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I saw warrant , slaughter and quiet riot around that time in Georgia

ULPT request: How to get a very racist coworker fired without it being traced back to me

Posted by Controllerpleb@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 107 comments

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You probably need to Google it then

ULPT request: How to get a very racist coworker fired without it being traced back to me

Posted by Controllerpleb@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 107 comments

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All of those

ULPT request: How to get a very racist coworker fired without it being traced back to me

Posted by Controllerpleb@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 107 comments

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j3rdog@reddit

No, recoding a conversation you are not party to is wire tapping. Federal law (18 U.S.C. § 2511): It is unlawful to intentionally intercept or record any wire, oral, or electronic communication unless you are a party to the communication or one of the parties has given prior consent. Recording a conversation between other people, without being involved, typically violates this statute.

ULPT request: How to get a very racist coworker fired without it being traced back to me

Posted by Controllerpleb@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 107 comments

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Make sure you’re Ina one party consent state when you do that and they are are part of the conversation.

ULPT REQUEST: Bully coworker deserves some payback. What can I do with his phone number?

Posted by StrongBoysenberry5ws@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 59 comments

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Next time you get a scam call for car warranty or whatever listen to their sales pitch for a minute and make sure you give them your name ( name of your mark) and then go “oh gosh my battery is about to die can you call me on my other phone”, and give them that guys number. Wash rinse repeat.

100 to 1 rule

Posted by Adventurous-Jacket80@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 238 comments

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Sounds good on the surface but they can get shares of stock as compensation and then they make loans backed by their investments to live off of because the interest is cheaper than paying income taxes.

ULPT-Noisy neighbor blasting country music at all hours when I’m trying to chill in my backyard

Posted by Essay456@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 50 comments

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They sleep and are quite at some point in the day or night? Blast them at that time with their own music

ULPT: If you’re a young fit attractive but broke male here’s an easy way to make an extra 30-50k every year

Posted by throwawayimsofuckd@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 602 comments

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Just sell feet pix on feet finder

ULPT: If you’re a young fit attractive but broke male here’s an easy way to make an extra 30-50k every year

Posted by throwawayimsofuckd@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 602 comments

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Feet pix

ULPT a person has been calling me for the last several days leaving no message. Today I answered…

Posted by botoxedbunnyboiler@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 476 comments

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Lending tree! When I put my phone number in with them to get info my goddamn phone blew the duck up for days. From the sounds of it this guy wants loan offers for days from lending tree!

ULPT roommate kicked my cat

Posted by Beautiful_Tadpole283@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 101 comments

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You know their phone number right? When I signed up for “lending tree” to get multiple loan offers boy did I get multiple loan offers CONSTANTLY!

ULPT Worst thing you can do to a scammer if you only have their email address

Posted by egecky@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 18 comments

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Once I put my info into “lending tree” to get offers on a home loan and OMG did I start getting e mails and text that went on for weeks!

ULPT: What are some real and tangible ways to make money if ethics were not a concern?

Posted by hvak1234@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 15 comments

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“Feet finder” Not unethical but a bit taboo

ULPT: Need to hurry up some retirements.

Posted by ThrowMeAway223223@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 63 comments

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Not cool you can hurt someone seriously like that

ULPT : How can I scare somebody so much that they call the cops on me a few times, but may never convict me of anything?

Posted by Kordith@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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lol. Disorderly conduct’s never stick.

ULPT : How can I scare somebody so much that they call the cops on me a few times, but may never convict me of anything?

Posted by Kordith@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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Assuming you’re in the US you can just stand in the public space outside their house ,like on the sidewalk and just stare blankly in their direction and don’t say anything. It’s not illegal to stand and stare in public.

Libertarians of Reddit, what makes you not trust the Republicans or Democrats?

Posted by Ok_Combination4078@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 135 comments

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Is he though? And no, there are many ancaps I know who are fired the fuck up about Trump.

ULPT request How do you get out of jury duty?

Posted by javiergc1@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 146 comments

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One time they sent me a questionnaire in the mail asking me what kind of publications and media I watch and read etc. I was honest and said I watch know your rights videos on YouTube etc and I never heard shit back from them.

Libertarians of Reddit, what makes you not trust the Republicans or Democrats?

Posted by Ok_Combination4078@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 135 comments

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I’m just sad to see so many libertarians get a hard on for Trump. Like wtf?!?!

I recently ejaculated over three feet, I’m not sure if this is a world record.

Posted by NAUGHTYBOUY@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 126 comments

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I was there I didn’t do as good as you so I had to admit defeet.

Good old words you never hear anymore

Posted by Morning_lurk@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 695 comments

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Intestinal fortitude

"American section" at my Belgian grocery store. Are these products actually popular in America?

Posted by sanandrios@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 1178 comments

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I recognize the soft drinks and takis and that’s it.

How do I explain the Libertarian party in simple terms?

Posted by Imaginary_Part_3187@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 48 comments

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You say ,“ well basically we suck trumps dick and ignore most of his anti libertarian features bc we’re cucks.”

Will the United States ever have a candidate like Milei, and if so, who could it be?

Posted by OilPristine376@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 57 comments

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No not if we keep getting libertarians attaching themselves to Trump. I been screaming that this move will bring us back 20 - 30 years or worse’s as far as popularity goes.

Tariffs hurt the poor & middle class the most.

Posted by ENVYisEVIL@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 182 comments

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So the plane Trump sent was turned around and then Columbia sent their own plane to the US to get them and I hearing that right?

Tariffs hurt the poor & middle class the most.

Posted by ENVYisEVIL@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 182 comments

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What does that mean? He took the people back? Bc I heard he said he was sending them back on his presidential jet or something and gave us a 50 percent tariff idk

Tariffs hurt the poor & middle class the most.

Posted by ENVYisEVIL@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 182 comments

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I’m getting conflicting reports. Did he cave or did he retaliate with a 50 percent tariff on US imports?

How to argue that property rights exist to leftists?

Posted by Airtightspoon@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 78 comments

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You have to get into the definition of what it means to own something. Own means to have say over how something is used. We all have say over how something is used no matter how small it is so we all own something. The concept of ownership has now been established. Now they will start to argue that land or means of production should be “socially owned” and that will branch off into another discussion. Entire books have been written about this. Have fun.

Is it true restaurants give out free dessert if you say it's your birthday?

Posted by mariofan366@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 188 comments

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Some restaurants make a big deal out of it and all the waitstaff come out and sing their own version of a happy birthday song. It’s super embarrassing and cringe. If you’re out with a big group you can prank one of your friends by secretly telling the waitstaff that it’s their birthday.

how old were you when you started drinking coffee?

Posted by Maltedmilksteak@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 581 comments

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Mother use to give me coffee milk which was basically a coffee milk and sugar drink and it would make me sleepy. I was drinking normal coffee very young but I don’t remember exactly when. By the fifth grade for sure.