ursois

• Build 32 mile long, ultralight, unbendable poles. Force flat earthers to carry them around everywhere, so they can see the curvature of the earth for themselves, until they acknowledge that the Earth is round.

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• Put a pressurized funicular car up to the top of Mount Everest, with a pressurized, heated café at the top, so people can ride up and have a coffee and meal while they enjoy the view.

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• Does anyone have a recommendation for a good Home Warranty company in DFW?

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• Since British currency is the pound, they should have coins in multiples 1/16th of a pound (ounces), and in 1/256th of a pound increments (dram).

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• Anybody who picks a fight with a Waffle House employee and wins is required to become a Waffle House employee until someone beats them in a fight.

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• Since rice does such a great job of absorbing moisture, fill your ass crack with rice every day to prevent swamp-ass.

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• Dress up in heavy black robes, and stand on a boat at a river bank with a large oar, offering to take people across the river for a silver coin.

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• Capture a large asteroid and tow it into orbit around the Moon, so we can see a moon orbiting a moon, orbiting a planet, orbiting a sun, orbiting a galactic core. We can name it Matryoshka.

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• Nico-Cola. The only cola with added nicotine!

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• All the countries with flags that are red, white, and blue should declare war on flags with other colors. If a country changes their flag color to red, white, and blue, they immediately switch teams. Same goes for countries that switch from the RWB scheme.

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• Pump the national oil reserve into the San Andreas Fault, to lubricate the rocks and prevent major earthquakes.

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• Hook a water jet cutter pump up to your kitchen faucet so you can fill your cup with water in .0001 seconds.

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• An alarm that drops your bed by a half inch to activate your startle response and wake you up.

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• We should start circulating the idea that the reason we have so many trans people is because of all the trans fats in our diet. If we're going to have a wackanut with brainworms controlling HHS, we can at least use his insanity to improve the quality of our food supply.

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• While working in a tattoo parlor, I had a woman come in and offer to let me play with her breasts as much as I wanted in exchange for a tattoo.

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• Save money on embalming by subjecting your dead loved ones to the same treatment as salami to naturally cure them.

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• Install solar-powered Bitcoin miners in office buildings in place of heaters, using the waste heat generated to heat the building, so the HVAC system can pay for itself.

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• Croc boots with fidget spinner spurs.

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• Hors d'oeuvres

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• Move Michigan and a chunk of Canada to the Atlantic Ocean next to Nova Scotia, in order to turn the Great Lakes into a real freshwater sea.

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• A robotic, nuclear powered borer machine that uses the waste heat to fuse the material surrounding the tunnel to make it solid, and to turn the dug material into a roadway.

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• Spin a thin-walled tube until the outward force of the spinning walls equal the pressure of the surrounding air. Simultaneously pump the air from the tube, creating thin-walled vacuum vessel with balanced forces on either side of it. This would generate lift, so you could make it into an airship.

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• A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

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• My idea for an electric jet engine with no moving parts and its potential use:

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• Replace the CO2 in a sodastream with O2, then use it on Everclear to make a violently flammable drink.

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• A cover of "Hey Brother" by Avicii, but every time they sing "hey brother", it's Hulk Hogan saying it.

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• A gun for making people possessed.

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• Build a radiation gun to shoot the gonads of animals who have hit a genetic bottleneck, to induce mutations, thereby increasing genetic diversity.

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• SLPT Roll your dick in powdered hot cheetos before a blowjob to give it an extra helping of flavor.

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