A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

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The boy takes the dollar, to the astonishment of the barber. The barber says "all this time you've taken the quarters, why the dollar now? The boy said "I'm tired of people reposting this joke".