Smart_Chocolate_8996

Yeah I have a job but if I didn't because the company laid off people you're saying that'd be my fault? Sure asshole. Oh and Kool on you for making up bullshit employment numbers. Believe what you want.

state patrol using highway cameras to ticket drivers for cell phone use

Posted by adventure_dog@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 197 comments

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What do you mean might crash? Thought it already had.

Flooded road in congo

Posted by muck2profit@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 107 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Ship it,Zero fucks given😂

How do People Live Like This?

Posted by JustAGuyTrynaSurvive@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 192 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

I can smell the stank through my phone🤢

This doesn't get asked enough. Who do you drive for, what do you do and how much do you make?

Posted by Live-Door3408@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 275 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

I read this as "who's your daddy and what does he do?"

"You'll stick out into the road a bit."

Posted by backbiter0723@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 180 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

I'm not seeing any oversized load markings on the man in black.🤣

Brokers foolishness

Posted by Ok-Rip5336@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 14 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

You should be honored to take that rate. It's standard to pay for loads and be in the negative. All kidding aside WTF are they smoking lol?

Head set vs pods

Posted by moderndaymedic@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 83 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Can you listen to music on the blue parrot?

Just buy a 5 gallon jug.

Posted by stephenlong202@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 123 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

You mean you can't drive from the passenger seat?? Rookie

Buddy looked at me and just whipped out his dick and started pissing

Posted by lbodyslamrhinos@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 92 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Thanks for the NSFW😐

Love's is giving away free hotdogs going to be hard to find a empty stall in the bathroom 😞

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Why did I read this as loves is giving hot dogs away in the restroom stalls🤣?

$26/hour local, 1 month new CDL. Am I overpaid?

Posted by East_Indication_7816@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 119 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

That's oddly specific🤣

Are these trailer leaf springs bad?

Posted by Level-Blueberry9195@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 28 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Don't know why you want to gamble with others well being or your own but if everyone's saying oos there's your answer.

Friend got fired yesterday

Posted by stomach_806@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 53 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

He's had multiple opportunities to learn. He's the one that needs to move on from driving. Some people aren't cut out for this line of work.

No phone usage at all during driving.

Posted by bezm12@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 309 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

The no sleep podcast, is that the same one as Dr. No sleep? I really like that one on my daily route.

Got my CDL-A November 2024 Have all my endorsements +TWIC besides S/P! Where do I get hired for first CDL job?

Posted by spicy-radicchio@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 38 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Don’t feed the troll please. Once you do they’re like strays and never leave.

WTF is this

Posted by oic38122@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 169 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Family is overrated and prison can be easier than our chosen line of work.

WTF is this

Posted by oic38122@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 169 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

OK then what’s it taste like?

Wife is in Swift Trucking School for "free" through Amazon

Posted by Wolphthreefivenine@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 172 comments

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Yeah I agree she’s not the brightest if she married you. She deserves better

What would you do if she climbed into your cabin?

Posted by _snippa_x_killa_@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 330 comments

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Before, during and after.

Drove a police interceptor 2 hours away and traded it for this slab of garbage on 4 wheels, drove it back after getting it started since it would not come back on once turned off. Stupidest marketplace decision ever. But hey, there's a limo in my driveway now

Posted by rincavornon@reddit | Autos | View on Reddit | 153 comments

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Idiot

What I went through today. (Life with no cell phone.)

Posted by halfcow@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 32 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Op has lot lizards on the brain. Twerk twerk twerk all the live long day.

After the unitedhealthcare thing, all I can say is...

Posted by SRG590@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 75 comments

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It’s amazing the bs you hear coming from a teamster lol /s

I showed up to a live load and I was told I needed to watch a 45 minute safety video to get loaded.

Posted by LLCoolDave82@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 187 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Not so tight ship called the Valdez would like to have a word.

Update. I'm healed and coming back to work tonight! Praise the lawwd!

Posted by PontoonDood@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 36 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Give me a partial thumbs up👍🏼 when I pass you by

It Finally Happened

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

I drive 130 a couple of times a week and thankfully haven't had any suicidal deer yet.... Fingers crossed🤣. Glad you made it uninjured.

Why the hell do some of you ride ass?

Posted by TheRealMrSpeedBump@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 30 comments

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

F your wife's needs. Everybody else has a right to not be driving with a dumbass like you near them.

Company is putting in driver facing cameras..

Posted by Rudyscrazy1@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 117 comments

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They will go off if the view is obstructed. I was asked why there was no view in the cab. I said I wasn't sure what the issue was. I had placed a sticker over the lens while at a stop and forgot to take it down when I got moving again. So yeah don't obstruct the view or they'll ding ya for that. At least my company does.