Buddy looked at me and just whipped out his dick and started pissing

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Smart_Chocolate_8996@reddit

Thanks for the NSFW😐

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Local_Survey_2673@reddit

Assault with a flaccid weapon

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lbodyslamrhinos@reddit (OP)

He's got the beans above the frank

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Local_Survey_2673@reddit

For dinner this evening, we’ll be having little smokies smothered in cherry tomatoes.

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Sterling_____Archer@reddit

“Beans above the Franks” has me in stitches 😆

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Helpful_Finger_4854@reddit

In his fairness, he probably figured his pp was so small you wouldn't be able to see it.

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Donald_Trump452020@reddit

Lmao

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Donald_Trump452020@reddit

Nigga said pp dog that was funny

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Select_Passenger_649@reddit

Franks and beans !

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NoConflict3231@reddit

How does one accomplish such a feat

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Helpful_Finger_4854@reddit

#🔬 Imagine being that old, bald, and having a member that tiny.

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longDreadsNmore@reddit

I peeped that

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Yurhuckleberry208@reddit

Clearly an alien

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costanzas_Dad@reddit

People bitched last time when he was naked emptying his piss jug. Now he's wearing clothes and just pissing outside. Some people are never satisfied.

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lbodyslamrhinos@reddit (OP)

Pointing a penis like that at someone is assault with harmless weapon. Still frowned upon.

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whytawhy@reddit

Seriously, I was wondering if it was the same guy. Dude is lazy as fuck lmfao

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Bill__NHI@reddit

10/10 better than seeing him hot bag in front of you.

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Jadeazu@reddit

Taking a pic of another dude pissing is just…odd

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edsavage404@reddit

He's gotta pinch it to hold it 😂

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Redsoxdragon@reddit

He's established dominance. You are now his wife OP. Sorry. I didn't make the rules

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wookieoxraider@reddit

Bro why tf are yoy petergazing, hes pissing which you gotta you when you gotta go.. You, what tf are you doing , filming a guy taking a piss. Leave him be you fkn weirdo.

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ApprehensiveMix2649@reddit

He was looking for a new friend

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Own_Strawberry_4262@reddit

at the fuel island is the worst.

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Maleficent_Beyond_95@reddit

You guys are way too interested in this dude's pecker

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issaswrld999@reddit

Is that Jim Lahey ?

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Similar_Focus_5900@reddit

My eyes...

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chicopepsi@reddit

His balls are on top? 🤣🤣🤣

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frostonwindowpane@reddit

“That’s assault, brother!”

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-HunterLES@reddit

Honestly. You’re a prick for taking the picture and posting it. You have no idea how long he’s needed to piss. Dude is old You’ll understand one day

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Party_Head9521@reddit

My boy gonna be internet viral star now! How can I buy merch? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Additional-Traffic72@reddit

Lmao 🤣🤣 made my morning. Appreciate it.

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Chimpchompp@reddit

I like the two finger weenie hold

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Mydogfartsconstantly@reddit

Did you have to take a picture though?

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lbodyslamrhinos@reddit (OP)

There's no scenario where I wouldn't

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Mydogfartsconstantly@reddit

Did anyone else zoom in and see if there’s is bigger?

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vault151@reddit

I’m sure there’s some women here that have a bigger one.

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BooDBangz@reddit

Of course, gotta shame these animals.

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Hypnowolfproductions@reddit

If he’s a company driver report him. He might have a driver facing camera and can’t use a pee bottle.

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JGratsch@reddit

Should have kicked him right in the dick.

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longDreadsNmore@reddit

Buddy got a WeinerDoo his nuts hang longer than his wiener do

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Emergency_Steak9413@reddit

LMFAO

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tvieno@reddit

Not only did you continue to watch, you also took a photo.

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lbodyslamrhinos@reddit (OP)

Not only did I take a photo, I posted it online, sent it to friends, and zoomed in on it about 10 times now.

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zzdis@reddit

Why you gae?

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dubufeetfak@reddit

Dont leave statistics out, tell us how many times did you beat it to it

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ResidentComplaint19@reddit

Power move

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Htx_Rey@reddit

Thanks for the laugh 😂

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cmb297@reddit

Lmfaoooo

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MandoHealthfund@reddit

Lol this is what the internet was intended for

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Crucifer2_0@reddit

Lmao

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Helpful_Finger_4854@reddit

So it would last longer

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longDreadsNmore@reddit

😂😂😂😂😂

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zzdis@reddit

Power move !

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IBringTheHeat2@reddit

I was at a rest area and one time this guy just got out of his 4 wheeler and just pissed on the ground in front of everyone including children and then just left.

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grind_or_starve@reddit

And you took a pic and blasted him on social media without him knowing. Crazy.

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JohnProof@reddit

If the dude ain't worried about exposing himself in public, then he can't be worried about getting this public exposure.

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grind_or_starve@reddit

That is also a fact.

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xxenoscionxx@reddit

Definitely asserting dominance on you dude.

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jonnylmee@reddit

Are his balls above is dick? wtf?

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Donald_Trump452020@reddit

I commend his confidence no way I’m pulling a cock out that small in front of another human!

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IrwinJFinster@reddit

He’s a grower…and a show-er.

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Additional_Look3148@reddit

Feral animal

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JohnProof@reddit

You ain't wrong. It's like dudes don't even register that they're supposed to be ashamed to do stuff like this. Not caring isn't the boast they think it is.

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NoConflict3231@reddit

🫕 🫖

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IrwinJFinster@reddit

Thank you for helping me wake up laughing. Thank him, too, please.

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XanJamZ@reddit

Now I'm peeing while making eye contact with a picture of a man peeing

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Demichef1@reddit

It probably made his day that you liked what you saw to the point of taking pictures for later.

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bitsey123@reddit

Gross.

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OlfactoryBrews@reddit

Way of the road bub

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mcgibbop@reddit

Filthy as fuck

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Fantastic_Board7057@reddit

That’s Jim Lahey

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Nearby-Border-5899@reddit

not like you can really see his tiny cock anyhow... Least dude found a benefit for having a small dick

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Pretty_Olive_3668@reddit

Y’all are some weird mfers

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felixar90@reddit

Lahey!?

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Hateinyoureyes@reddit

Did he wink first?

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leshpar@reddit

He looks like Lahey from trailer park boys.

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onetobeseen@reddit

He is asserting dominance.

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backbiter0723@reddit

One of the mods oughta pin this and the ol' naked jug man to the top of the sub.

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Mountain_Exchange768@reddit

Thanks for sharing.

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Leaf-Stars@reddit

“Whipped out?” You’re making it sound wayyyy longer than it is.

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Commercial-Use3439@reddit

? ive sucked it, its huge. soft 7

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Leaf-Stars@reddit

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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PM_ME_YOUR_KITTY@reddit

Maybe a peeked out

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Joecephus904@reddit

Is he trying to hide it with his balls? Wtf is going on there?

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FilthyNasty626@reddit

I guess when you are that ancient then 0 fucks right?

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Commercial-Use3439@reddit

You just got dominated

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longDreadsNmore@reddit

Pissing gripping ya nuts above ya meat is crazy

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closkat418@reddit

The eye contact between you and him did make him pee😂😂😂

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LeadingInvestment654@reddit

He was clearly giving you the universal “get in the bunk” signal. Ya know, the old rainbow flag with a side of surprise 🏳️‍🌈😱🤣 Man was practically fluffing the pillow for you!

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Everheart1955@reddit

Well… you would expect him to jump down onto that piss soaked tarmac now, would ya?

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HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit

wtf

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Mediocre_Ice_8846@reddit

Company and truck number?

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