MisterBilau

Anyone have an old, preferrably 2015-2019 aged, unused or slightly used Reddit Account I can have?

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Anyone have an old, preferrably 2015-2019 aged, unused or slightly used Reddit Account I can have?

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Birth control pills should be named "pregnancy control pills"

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Lions should eat fish along with meat

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Why don't they invent human kibble?

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MisterBilau@reddit

Because domesticated animals can't pick what to eat, so they eat whatever is given them. Humans, on the other hand, want to eat stuff that tastes good, and they want variety (not eat the same thing all the time) so unless they're in a position where they have no choice, that will not be very popular. And if they're in a position where they're forced to eat that... that raises ethics questions.

Magic spells might just be valid execution commands for the universe's source code. I have a plan to brute force them.

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MisterBilau@reddit

" We then distribute these unique syllable packets to human volunteers." Why? Just have a voice bot do it. What gives a spell its power, the soundwaves? Intention? A literal human saying it? Something else?

Two new social media features: "designated data custodian" and "report deceased person". When a user dies, someone can report the death to trigger proof of life confirmation messages. If the user doesn't respond or is truly deceased, the custodian gets the data and the account is terminated

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Soccer should have guns.

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MisterBilau@reddit

"Florentine historical football, or [*Calcio Storico Fiorentino*](https://www.google.com/search?q=Calcio+Storico+Fiorentino&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfC1BTHXoD9p4D6eteyh0MRLSaPuLDcJV3rmILUw2u2j2K01ppvWLm4nsX8ceLI7mI1r95aECGfZxbA7yp8U1bNi55_rPnbtNtEKOSWhr_Jh4fkR0Nop4lCFUWUx-ULFocFX68hGatjWKd-NfMvSNWvaqU7tCMOJQP2SZgkiTczv5uc&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwif7O-uquWRAxWcUUEAHbamLKYQgK4QegQIARAB), is a brutal, ancient sport from Florence, Italy, combining elements of rugby, wrestling, and bare-knuckle fighting," So, bare knuckle fighting is "worse" than having a gun and shooting someone? ok then.

A third breathing hole on the back of the neck or back so we can lie with our face in a pillow and not die

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What to do with 5k EUR?

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What to do with 5k EUR?

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BJ every morning!?

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MisterBilau@reddit

No. Even without the man, no. I like to wake up normally, that would be cool a couple of times, now and then, every day for the rest of my life it would be torture.

A global pact to eliminate labor.

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What number is the most disgusting?

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You do not Exist, I will break it down so clear, it breaks you....

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Lacing fake fentanyl pills with ibogaine and distributing them to junkies

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Lacing fake fentanyl pills with ibogaine and distributing them to junkies

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How to make the greatest porn video ever!

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Start selectively breeding with little people.

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Negative zero and positive zero actually hold a use

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Crazy idea here…What if Mercury was the Sun’s moon?

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Crazy idea here…What if Mercury was the Sun’s moon?

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MisterBilau@reddit

If you change what words mean, sure. "Moon" is what we call the large bodies that orbit a planet. If they orbit a star, we call them planets, not moons.

Share a Reddit account with a diverse collection of people so that, when you need to say a group’s word, the person from said group can log into the account.

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Share a Reddit account with a diverse collection of people so that, when you need to say a group’s word, the person from said group can log into the account.

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Flip the Stock Market (Crazy Idea)

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Domesticate giraffes and then rent them out to window cleaners.

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Subtly Ratatouille Yourself

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Where do I invest my money? I have very limited capital.

Posted by Mr-Here-and-Now@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

Where do I invest my money? I have very limited capital.

Posted by Mr-Here-and-Now@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

Where do I invest my money? I have very limited capital.

Posted by Mr-Here-and-Now@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

people given a life sentence should have the opportunity of the death penalty instead, if they prefer it

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Make every human pull a card out of a deck; the cards will have different vehicles on them and they have to drift whatever vehicle in order to get their drivers liscense renewed.

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Heads of nations should change their last name to the name of their country

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Allow emojis in passwords. They'd make it easier for some and add a layer of complexity to slow down and annoy hackers who'd need to program emojis into brute force algorithms.

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MisterBilau@reddit

This is actually a pretty good idea. I wonder how difficult it will be to implement, it has to work across a lot of stuff and can break things. If feasible in terms of widespread implementation, I don’t see why not. One question I have is about input method - what if you need to login on a platform with just a normal keyboard and no access to emojis? If it wasn’t implemented in software, you wouldn’t be able to log in.

Marriage is between a man and a woman, and by marriage I mean the physical object of the document you sign. At all times the marriage license is between you 2. If its ever not, that counts as a divorce.

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Surgery to add more kidneys into yourself

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There's no reason to ever have live ammunition on a TV or movie production set.

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MisterBilau@reddit

Because there are productions that need live ammunition. Say, a documentary showing historic weapons. Or an episode of mythbusters where they test shooting guns. For example. Any blanket "there's no reason for x" is always bs. There is always a reason to break a rule.

There's no reason to ever have live ammunition on a TV or movie production set.

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Put Nicotine in toothpaste

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Kids should be able to major/specialize their education WAY earlier. I'm thinking grade 5/6.

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What if we bred tortoises to be as trainable as dogs?

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What if we bred tortoises to be as trainable as dogs?

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Let the top 20 racing sim drivers race F1 in real life

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From my 12 year old: To the guy who invented 'zero'...

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Cut down money

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MisterBilau@reddit

" Inflation isn’t even real. It’s just someone saying “hey, let’s raise prices”, then someone else having to raise price" That's not, AT ALL, what inflation is. Inflation exists because of the money supply, and it's precisely because of the money supply that what you propose can't work. Fake numbers and fake math to get the point across: There are 1 trillion dollars in bank notes and coins in circulation. You implement that - everyone starts receiving 1/10 of the salary, and everything costs 1/10. Very well. But what about the money in people's possession already, that trillion dollars? What if I have 1 million dollars in bills under my mattress? Suddenly I can buy 10 one million dollar cars, instead of 1, because they all cost 90% less. Everyone who already has money, now has, in practice, 10 times the money (since everything costs 10% of what it used to cost). What will happen when everyone can buy 10x what they could before? Shit runs out. What happens when shit runs out (not even simple supermarket goods, but things like cars, houses, etc.)? Prices go up, law of supply and demand. I Have 100k dollars. I want to buy that million dollar house that is now 100k, because of you're genius idea- but my neighbor, who happens to have 200k... is happy to pay 200k for it (still a 80% discount!). Guess what the house is worth now? 200k. But wait, somebody else has 300k... etc. Repeat until the fucking house costs 1M again. Your idea is utterly insane.

Straight month

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MisterBilau@reddit

The guy is an idiot, but I mean.... I could make a lot of money by doing gay porn, that would make my situation "better"... Still doesn't interest me lol. I don't want to belong to every group that "has it better".

Straight month

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MisterBilau@reddit

Stop being a snowflake. I'm a white straight male. Couldn't care less about what "activists" say, it affects me zero. I live my life the way I want to, I don't need a day, or a month, or a parade. What other people think isn't my concern.

Someone buys something cheap? Give him expensive instead first!

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MisterBilau@reddit

" and replace it with what was actually bought some time later." How the hell does this work? So, I buy a cheap tv, and they give me the premium tv for the same price. I take it home. Then what? A week later they break into my house and swap my tv? This post is total nonsense.

We should start milking blue whales.

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What if we taped rabid nipples to our squirrels?

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