Labudism

As the doctor placed the stethoscope to my chest they exclaimed "Wow, I can tell you work really hard" I replied: "wow, thanks!" They said: "I was talking to your heart"

Me: I bought a gun because of a bird phobia.

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Now they have a feather trigger.

Little Johnny's dad is cooking venison on the BBQ. His sister says, "Daddy, that smells amazing, what kind of meat is that?"

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DOH!

It's so annoying when people use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it.

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Me not like comments like old one but worse.

My girlfriend says I'm too one-dimensional.

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You'd better get in line.

How are most women like spaghetti?

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They curl up when you fork them?

I went to buy the Christmas tree. The seller asked: "Do you want me to put some feet on it or you want to put it up yourself?"

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My Christmas tree has 5 feet and lots of balls.

Most embarrassing moment as a teenager was when my parents caught mewatching hard-core bondage pornography.....

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Help me step brother, I'm stuck... On this math problem

One advantage of hiring older workers is tapping into their wealth of knowledge and skills considered obsolete by younger staff like gardening, sewing...

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Also making phone calls, and sending faxes.

Drinking beers for me is like getting fingered.

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Sometimes it slips down the wrong tube and you're in for a shocking experience.

My wife just yelled at me for doing nothing but watch friends all day.

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So No one told you wife was gonna be this way?

Do you know why they call it an oven?

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Well it finally happened. Reddit gave me a stroke and it stole my ability to comprehend written language.

What's the worst thing you can hear the guy at the urinal next to you say to you?

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Almost didn't make it! That Taco Bell went right through me!

Joke #0001

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So I says to them I says "Fire? I barely even know her!"

Let’s have some ORIGINAL Chuck Norris Facts!

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Wrong, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he bench presses the Earth.

A stupid man drove to a bar and got absolutely hammered…

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Rewrite the joke to say "period" instead of "menstrual cycle" the first time.

Little known fact about the Titanic.

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Got me so good because I didn't check the sub name.

I'm in 91-year-old widow and most of my friends have died, and my family lives far away but it makes me feel really loved because of one person who calls me nearly every day, very concerned about me...

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"I'm in-91-year-old widow" Gram gram is getting more action than the rest of Reddit.

A penny fell out of a woman's privates

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Makes cents.

youhavetobuyacoffeefirst might just be the best wifi password for a cafe

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What four words Jimmy?!

I told my wife, “I won the Leslie Nielsen prize at the office today.”

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Do you have a drinking problem? Give me the strongest thing you got.

A middle-aged couple, Frank and Linda, rent out their basement to a college student named Bryce.

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What are you doing step-landlord?

People in the gym always ask me how I got so big

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Gaslights Belle like Gaston

Who is the smelliest footballer in the world?

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Came here for a joke, ended up learning something :D

Who is the smelliest footballer in the world?

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I'm sorry, I'm really dumb and need this explained.

What do you call a country without nobility?

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Bald... Because their heirless