A penny fell out of a woman's privates

Posted by ZaddyMackSays@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 138 comments

A woman got up and out of bed and stretched and a penny fell out of her privates. She thought it was odd but kept on with her morning routine. She went to put on a pot of coffee and a nickel fell out of her privates. She was concerned but continued her morning routine. She drank her coffee and went to brush her teeth, when a dime fell out of her privates. She really was getting concerned and thought if anything else happen, I'm call in the doctor. She got dressed and started to tidy up the house and a quarter fell out of her privates and rolled down her pant leg. Concerned she called her doctor. She told him.....a penny, a nickel, a dime an then a quarter. He said " no need to worry, you're going through the change"