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We’ve been watching ‘*Race Across the World*’. The two young guys, Jo & Kush, both from Liverpool, struggled to remember the 4 names of The Beatles. Surely that’s literally impossible?

Why don’t you rinse your dishes when you wash them?

Posted by PoopsieDoodler@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 63 comments

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Is this a situation where there’s still soap bubbles on the plates when they’re placed on the drying rack? If so, apparently we can blame the 1980’s advertising for this, where - if I mis-remember incorrectly - Fairy Liquid showed plates with bubbles still on them.

What are some important life skills for 16-18 year olds moving into adulthood?

Posted by zghyir3756@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 101 comments

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Recognise how *little* they know, and how much they need to learn.

Eurovision 2026 MEGATHREAD

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It’s okay, we didn’t want to win anyway.

Can we turn all cars into speed cameras?

Posted by Responsible_Egg_6896@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 70 comments

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Was that the best answer you could give to the question?

What’s to stop someone in a mask taking this stuff after closing hours?

Posted by TOPSHOTTAH@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 818 comments

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Bill Sticker is innocent.

Bus drivers, do you like it when people thank you when getting off?

Posted by chi_minhs_hoe@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 210 comments

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It was a 6-inch Sub.

I, at the big age of 24, have discovered they are not ‘insect’ days but inset days at school. What word have you been getting wrong for ages?

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You magnificent copy-paste bastard 😁

I want to visit every city, town and village in England, however don’t know how to go about it?

Posted by S4h1l_4l1@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 180 comments

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Map men, map men, map map map men. Men.

Can you guys help me pick out a stage name for my call center job based in a Uk market?

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Joanna Phelum.

What do Brits think about the Anglican Church?

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Delusion itself is undoubtedly real with many truly delusional people, and their delusions drive many of the events in the world today.

How do you deal with scrotey neighbours who sleep during the day and (try to) party at night?

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A frozen disc of urine can be carried and will melt eventually.

What is something surprising that the UK is really far behind other countries in?

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> “*I assume they expect someone else to clear their rubbish*” I think it’s more basic and primeval than that. I don’t believe there’s any thoughts at all of “*someone else will deal with this problem*”. I suggest it’s as basic as “ugh, me finish burger, get rid of problem. Open window. Problem gone.” And that’s as much thought as they can muster. It’s learned behaviour; open window, throw out the problem, problem gone away.

do cinemas still screen films if no one buys tickets?

Posted by Embarrassed-Song3760@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 315 comments

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So, they met their contractual obligations in starting the movie, on-time, on schedule, as they’re required to do. The fact they then switched it off after 20 minutes because: 1. No tickets were sold, and 2. Nobody came in a few minutes late They still started the show.

EuroMillions has rolled over again. How would you use £181m?

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Are you one of the Jorvik vikings that walk around the city and we just ignore as “*yeah, that’s just a thing, here*”?

How Do I Find Out my Neighbours Name Without Asking?

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Used to know a Jef. Thank goodness there was only 1 effin Jef…

How Do I Find Out my Neighbours Name Without Asking?

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Well, now we need to know the name of the neighbour first!

When was the last time you truely believed that Britain was great?

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We’ll always be greater than north-west France. Specifically, the little bit called Brittany.

How can you check the name of the phone number in UK?

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Short answer is; No. There’s too many spoofed spam calls. Numbers which are apparently from a +44 UK number, but are very clearly an off-shore call centre in India, Pakistan, or any other country.

There's a guy staring at women and staff at work, we are not sure what to do?

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Tricky to deny a service when the individual isn’t requesting any service.

Are the British seeking starmers head on a pike , whats the general concensus?

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It feels like manufactured outrage by the usual suspects.

Why don’t the BBC revive Tomorrow’s World?

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“*And tonight on Tomorrow’s World, we explore the future of AI and how it might ultimately blur the divide between Reality and Fiction to the point where it’s impossible to distinguish one from the other, while it’s controlled by faceless people who receive instructions from unknown billionaires who can control the narrative of news, sport, and all other forms of media. But first, here’s Sarah with a fluffy robotic dog, just in time for Christmas…*”

How to deal with workers Imposing political views on customers?

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Gosh, if only it were possible to ask /u/iPhrase to add some context into this conversation…

Why is UK rail travel so insanely expensive?

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Does that include the rolling stock, are are we still leasing it from companies like Deutsche Bahn?

Why is UK rail travel so insanely expensive?

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The profits go off-shore, and the parent companies demand a decent return.

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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You’re really determined to blame this on the Indian people, aren’t you? Why is this?

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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Now make a comment based on the assumption that the Roofer’s are Bri’ish, and they Shat Out last nights Turkey Dinner.

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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> “*Where were they from?*” I don’t know. And, neither do you. > “*If they're Indian the OP and most people in this thread are being really intolerant. I expect better from Reddit tbh.*” That’s a lot predicated upon the word “*if*”.

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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Again, what does multiculturalism have to do with ‘*Roofers Shat in my Garden*’?

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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> “ No but many Indians live here now.” What’s that got to do with ’*Roofers Shat in my Garden*’?

Discovered our builder has defecated in our garden, what do we do?

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This isn’t India.

My kids make noise, neighbours are banging on the wall, is this rude?

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I wish you Good luck! I hope it all works out for you and your family.

My kids make noise, neighbours are banging on the wall, is this rude?

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Is there a correlation between a 2 year old who didn’t throw tantrums, and doesn’t at 5, and a 2 year old who *does*, and is likely to turn into a 5-year old nightmare?

My kids make noise, neighbours are banging on the wall, is this rude?

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Just for comparison, did your now-5 year old also throw the type of tantrums at 2 as your boy does?

My kids make noise, neighbours are banging on the wall, is this rude?

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Good luck with them being 4 or 5, having learned what happens when they throw a tantrum aged 2 or 3.

My kids make noise, neighbours are banging on the wall, is this rude?

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Personally, I’d be looking at the parenting style of these children. I’d say they need to ask themselves why their children are throwing a tantrum in the first place.

Should we move back?

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Sadly, yes - standards ain’t what they used to be!

Should we move back?

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I’d say that with the rise of social media, + an increased cost of living, has resulting a more “me me me” attitude; people get aggressive a lot faster if you dare to point out their poor behaviour, drivers now seem to see red traffic lights as advisory, rather than mandatory, and a low-level pervasive attitude of “not my problem, I’ll do whatever I want” is endemic. That’s not to say that society has broken down; far from it. But, it’s certainly *different* to a decade or more ago.

Should we move back?

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It depends - do you currently enjoy a work/life balance in a walkable area with affordable transportation links and a civic-minded community? Would you prefer living in an area where owning a car is essential, instead?

Should we move back?

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Just how bad must France/Switzerland be to want to downgrade to the UK?

Agreed to go out for Christmas with work. Totally regretting it. How do I get out of it?

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…because *that* definitely won’t be a cause of hilarity for the next few years…

Do you put butter on your crackers when eating cheese and crackers?

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Well, surely the chutney would be on top of the cheese? But, if I take a sophisticated half-bite of cheese & cracker, I don’t want the remaining cheese to just fall off; I want a bit of structural integrity in my cheese cracker construction.