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These genie are always the fun ones most of the time. They are more or less Monkey's paw at this point
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A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the guy three wishes.
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Please drink a verification can.
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We all think that Xbox would do this first, how little do we know...
A wealthy man tells another guy: "I’ll give you $50K, but your worst enemy gets double that."
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What if I declare I have no enemies?
My boyfriend, aged 28, tried Irn Bru for the first time ever this week; what's something iconic that you've never tried, or waited years before having?
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It's so funny, I just had my first Urn Bru too and it does kinda taste bubblegummy but I also can taste the citrus after. I found this on google asking why it taste like bubble gum lol
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.
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But it's better if you do.mp3
I bet my girlfriend oral sex that she couldn’t beat me at arm wrestling.
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OP has nose like Usopp that's why
There was a man who had 3 girlfriends
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What if all 3 have get big tits?
Omar Epps moved next to Chris Hemsworth.
Posted by KairuSmairukon@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 49 comments
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last time I heard this joke the setting was ancient time setting. Glad to see the modern version of it lol
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
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Sorry but reddit is the last place I would expect politeness language
A man wakes up hungover, with no memory of coming home.
Posted by MarkHirsbrunner@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 184 comments
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That was the version I'm familiar with. It flows better imo
A monkey is smoking a joint on a tree, when a lizard walks past..
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Kindest Croc ever
SLPT - in order to add some competition in the dating sphere.
Posted by simpn_aint_easy@reddit | ShittyLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 285 comments
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She nailed the hide the pain harold look in the white turtleneck picture lmao