Two years after you, I was easily able to reply to you after watching 6 ads, drinking two verification cans, and starting a reddit comment subscription for the low low price of only $29.99 per comment.
Several years ago, Reddit changed its archive system to a subreddit-by-subreddit opt-in system. So if posts archive after six months or not is up to the owners of each individual subreddit. That's why some posts less than a year old are archived and ones more than a decade old aren't.
Also, yes, I know you asked this over a year ago and probably already knew everything I just said. But people are still asking this question, so why not just continue the madness?
Many old reddit posts are no longer archived. I don't know the differences, since I still see some that are locked out at 7 months, but I assume it's by subreddit now.
Greetings to my fellow future folk, I come bearing the gravest of news: We have made a big fucking leap towards this late stage capitalist hellscape thanks to Mercedes.
Yes, they're literally charging a $1200 annual subscription to literally unlock more horsepower from their electric vehicles.
imdakota@reddit
"Mountain Dew is for me and you." my sides.
stellarlove8@reddit
Ahead of his time... Brilliantly terrifying.
MisfitPotatoReborn@reddit
"Woah! This predicted the future!"
coconutts19@reddit
How is this thread not locked lol
Nematrec@reddit
Because reddit started letting subreddits unarchive old posts.
BTW it's still not locked.
Chaise91@reddit
It still isn't locked!
ChampionshipDirect46@reddit
That's what I was wondering lmao
JagoSevatarionXX@reddit
Same here
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
ERROR! Users attempting to steal 8 year old comment thread!
Krolitian@reddit
We're just here to make this the longest lasting Reddit thread in history.
AdmiralTwigs@reddit
On the train!
ChampionshipDirect46@reddit
Keeping it going!
acmercer@reddit
Drinking verification can!
IronBabyFists@reddit
I'm doing my part!
sugarfree_churro@reddit
Let's gooooooo
IronBabyFists@reddit
🫡
jonjopop@reddit
Mountain Dew is for me and you!
bocephus_huxtable@reddit
Well now I'm wondering, too.
sugarfree_churro@reddit
I am also wondering.
sparta981@reddit
That's a great question.
Sweaty-Sherbet-6926@reddit
Bark bark
Aksi_Gu@reddit
And now today you have full screen COD MW3 adverts when you boot your xbox lol
stellarlove8@reddit
Eye-Tracking MoviePass App Will Pause Ads If You Look Away
🤦♂️
please return eyes on screen for video add to resart
🤬
February 15th 2022
Kant-Touch-This@reddit
Brain-Tracking MoviePass App Will Pause Ads If You Look Away Or Simply Daydream
👁️ 👄 👁️
please return your mental focus to McDonalds for video ad to restart
🤬
February 15th 2023
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elveszett@reddit
What did I miss?
Am3r1ca16@reddit
I'm from the future
416PRO@reddit
Ypu say that, but for real I am reading and responding from 2024.
ask_about_poop_book@reddit
Cool
TitoForever@reddit
I swear to god I saw Mountain Drew somewhere. Can't find it anymore! I'm not crazy I tell ya!
kozmic_blues@reddit
How does it feel getting comment updates 9 years later
imdakota@reddit
Reminder I'm getting old..
IronBabyFists@reddit
How does it feel getting a comment update 21hrs later? 😐
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
This is 8 years old. Why can I comment on it?
Smidday90@reddit
2025 has entered the chat
mikeydale007@reddit
yeah that's wierd
evetsabucs@reddit
Very weird...
_Lost_The_Game@reddit
Indeed. Almost as weird as my username
Noobivore36@reddit
Now we are living this meme irl.
Ypuort@reddit
You thought it was bad 3 years ago?
akenthusiast@reddit
Joining in
8Track_Attack@reddit
I want to be included
otherwisemilk@reddit
Same
MightyCaseyStruckOut@reddit
I was here when this was originally posted, and here I am again.
otherwisemilk@reddit
Wait, on 4chan or reddit?
MightyCaseyStruckOut@reddit
I wasn't on 4chan by 2013. It was here with my previous username. I even found my comment lol
Zederikus@reddit
Hahahah making history, what was your old comment?
_Dog75@reddit
+1 for knowing!
techh101@reddit
Honored to be part of this
Plankgank@reddit
Hey there
Partially-Asian@reddit
Hello from the world of tomorrow!!
KDLGates@reddit
15 minutes ago sure was weird.
Try_DMT@reddit
9 years later and still laughing at this greentext
MR_____SNRUB@reddit
Bump
bendover912@reddit
Hello from the past.
MayaIsSunshine@reddit
Yoooo we are so back! Drink a verification can!
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
[deleted]
mydearwatson616@reddit
I just Googled it cause someone said Baha Blast is wack and I wanted to read the greentext. Sure is lonely here.
SpaceForceRemorse@reddit
Howdy
Bogdi504@reddit
Me yes
Jmac91@reddit
AYOOOO
unnamed_ned@reddit
Same
Onemanhopefully@reddit
Le reddit army is here!!!
maniacnf@reddit
McDonald's!
theheidilynn@reddit
faulty practice jar selective test command afterthought retire rinse deliver -- mass edited with redact.dev
dallin06@reddit
Damn these commercials are getting annoying
April1987@reddit
pew pew
borkogot@reddit
helo
throwymcthrowface2@reddit
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO BE INCLUDED
karma3000@reddit
mmmm that really hits the spot.
RegularWhiteDude@reddit
Hello.
GenuineBonafried@reddit
please drink verification can to continue
gypsydreams101@reddit
Super weird.
ifloops@reddit
2024 checking in
dymsumm@reddit
It is weird
karma3000@reddit
We get signal.
Ypuort@reddit
It’s 11 years old now.
AlexWIWA@reddit
No idea
Delta8ttt8@reddit
Good question…
that_baddest_dude@reddit
Good question
Niceguy4now@reddit
I don't know
Kryomon@reddit
It's timeless
Spun13@reddit
10 years old now and still am able to comment.
MasterPsychology9197@reddit
And here we still are
JaneRising44@reddit
It’s 10 years old now and I can still comment
I_Can_Haz_Brainz@reddit
Two years after you, I was easily able to reply to you after watching 6 ads, drinking two verification cans, and starting a reddit comment subscription for the low low price of only $29.99 per comment.
Da-Iron-Thumb@reddit
Still can. 🤷♂️
n8saces@reddit
Still weird.
constructioncranes@reddit
What's the explanation!?
waltjrimmer@reddit
Several years ago, Reddit changed its archive system to a subreddit-by-subreddit opt-in system. So if posts archive after six months or not is up to the owners of each individual subreddit. That's why some posts less than a year old are archived and ones more than a decade old aren't.
Also, yes, I know you asked this over a year ago and probably already knew everything I just said. But people are still asking this question, so why not just continue the madness?
NRMusicProject@reddit
Many old reddit posts are no longer archived. I don't know the differences, since I still see some that are locked out at 7 months, but I assume it's by subreddit now.
Aidansturn@reddit
Balls
WigglesPhoenix@reddit
I bet you didn’t expect to still be getting replies to this 2 years later
Avaruusmurkku@reddit
Testing.
Weird.
Mikey9124x@reddit
IDk
Ikea_desklamp@reddit
Locking threads?? In this economy??
ThisIsGlenn@reddit
9 years old now
gypsydreams101@reddit
10 years old now.
Rick_Sancheeze@reddit
New reddit update allows old posts to be commented on
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
[deleted]
gameismyname@reddit
Wild
yerba-matee@reddit
Why is that dudes deleted comment 53 years old??!
jinzokan@reddit
Crazy world
sugarfree_churro@reddit
Plot twist:
Be Luigi
Find Doritos Mountain Dew Xbox War Chest CEO and put one in his brain.
The people rejoice.
IMJM06@reddit
Hello
jovium@reddit
This aged spectacularly.
johnsolomon@reddit
Internet gold. Posting to be immortalised so future generations can envy me when they read this thread
XxSirCarlosxX@reddit
This is becoming reality.
Lamprophonia@reddit
WoW mounts for drinking verification cans are literally a real thing now.
This meme is prophetic.
Interesting-Room-641@reddit
please drink a fucking verification can 🥫
eDave1009@reddit
Upvote if the real patent held by sony thread brought you here.
Ularsing@reddit
Double plus ungood, citizen.
Mnawab@reddit
It’s been over a decade and it’s still funny lol. The Xbox jokes just write themselves
Mr_uhlus@reddit
RemindMe! 10y
coast2toast@reddit
Mountain Dew is for me and for you
Splendidisme@reddit
Can’t believe I saw this 8 years ago and am commenting today
WeissMISFIT@reddit
Happy cake day, time traveler here!
Splendidisme@reddit
Thanks!
AttemptedReplacement@reddit
This is 11 years in the future and I’m leaving my mark on this post.
ewest@reddit
This is like Infinite Jest.
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.8929 ^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?
TheWanderingAardvark@reddit
I'm reading it at the moment.
It's......ok. Not entirely sure I get it yet.
incognito_vito@reddit
Hey man, did you finish infinite jest?
flyerfanatic93@reddit
The soothsayer of our time
bluetundra123@reddit
Damn remember when 2018 was in the far future
andrix7777777@reddit
ye.
it's been 9 years since this meme was posted
Canter1Ter_@reddit
2018 was 10 years ago 🚬😮💨
scarlettjovansson@reddit
Its 6 years ago?
SubterrelProspector@reddit
Terrifying and prophetic.
E2C47@reddit
Today is one day closer to the Dew sun.
dm740@reddit
This aged well with the announcement that Microsoft is buying up Activision.
HazelCheese@reddit
Helldivers 2 needing a facial scan to play in the UK rofl.
Camburgerhelpur@reddit
Relevant to this day.
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
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saturdayraining@reddit
yup, this is probobly the best green text ive seen since i joined this sub
td27@reddit
Then you haven't seen "Are you fucking sorry"
gothicmaster@reddit
or the old lickaroo
animezinggirl@reddit
My sides whenever I recall that story
CoolJoshido@reddit
he was cooking
MuhVauqa@reddit
Man 2014 reddit was wildin
Edit: lmao mafacka really deleted an 8 year old comment, it was very homophobic comment
ArnoldSchwarzeneggir@reddit
God am I glad I didn't use reddit back then, child p and homophobia galore
9282747483@reddit
We're still here
BannedSvenhoek86@reddit
I hate this gay earth
kissykaede@reddit
Not far from this now.
zamantukendi@reddit
I feel like we are living in this guy's imagination
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srtj193529@reddit
McDonalds!
ZMG_@reddit
What?
milopeach@reddit
Please eat verification double cheeseburger
stephenwraysford@reddit
well done.
real_smoky@reddit
Accurate
cli337@reddit
The future is now with the new CoD experience
YeetusTheFetua@reddit
11 years old and xbox has pretty much officially announced this! We did it boys, we got the Ads!
Noldodan@reddit
It's Happening!
https://i.redd.it/ogogsmb79n4c1.png
Go_On_Swan@reddit
This is still the funniest and best-aged greentext there ever was.
The_Fancy_Gentleman@reddit
How can I still comment?!?
JosiahTrelawnyIV@reddit
Watching Youtube in 2024...
Pwnage_Peanut@reddit
Bruh
Strong_Challenge1363@reddit
Honestly it just gets funnier as companies come up with even more brainrot to make people do.
MadeForOnePost_@reddit
Holy shit a 10 year old thread i can comment on
imknotgay_ama@reddit
bump
Cueadan@reddit
I wonder if OP gets tired of receiving comments on his decade old post.
Novantico@reddit
Greetings to my fellow future folk, I come bearing the gravest of news: We have made a big fucking leap towards this late stage capitalist hellscape thanks to Mercedes.
Yes, they're literally charging a $1200 annual subscription to literally unlock more horsepower from their electric vehicles.
Careless_Negotiation@reddit
i fucking hate this timeline
V3sten@reddit
It is one of the worst ones
CuzinVinny@reddit
This is the sexiest clusterfuck of words I have ever witnessed
youtubeisbadforyou@reddit
Feels weird replying to a comment that is 8 years old
h1gsta@reddit
For real.
itsjusthafiz@reddit
How did I get here
No-Explanation163@reddit
We’re too close to this dystopia
metalxcore@reddit
To everyone in the future... It sucks right now too.
owowhatsthis--@reddit
Wow, this is such an insightful commentary on society, so good that reddit decided to let people comment on it 10 years later
BFGwasteland@reddit
can i still comment on this?
NavyNUCa@reddit
Fuck