Ayyyyylmaos

As a Brit, do you think you swear too often?

Posted by Jezzaq94@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 277 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I don’t think I swear too often, but I think I’ve become too casual with it. Sometimes I don’t even notice I’ve swore unless I’m around my little sister and I go “ah, sorry”.

Which is actually the best car wash option?

Posted by Scruffytramp88@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 483 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Eco plus, if you want anything more you should get ceramic because otherwise it’ll just wear away.

As someone born and bred in the UK what are aspects of another country’s culture that has genuinely shocked you?

Posted by throawaygotget@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1907 comments

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Oh, I spoke to my mate from the US, who came to England to study, about this. He basically said “in America there isn’t really an indoor voice. We never think ‘oh I need to be quiet now’; it’s just one volume the whole time, whether you’re at the park, in the house, whatever.” He described putting on an indoor voice like “putting on an accent” as in, he had to really concentrate on being quiet.

What’s the worst bit of general knowledge you’ve heard someone confidently get wrong?

Posted by darkel2001@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1184 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I mean, it’s a bit of a meme, but one of my friends genuinely thought pee was stored in the balls.

£100-200k cars everywhere in London - what am I missing?

Posted by DanielKelleyReddit@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 562 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Battersea was completely gentrified iirc. Full of rich people. Rich people can buy nice cars.

Tipping culture?

Posted by EnoughBar7026@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 992 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

You tip if you have the same guy that always cuts your hair and does a really good job.

Tipping culture?

Posted by EnoughBar7026@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 992 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I’m also in the north east and anything that isn’t fast food has done this for years please don’t fuel the agenda that we’re under developed any more 😂

Tipping culture?

Posted by EnoughBar7026@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 992 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Good trim is probably the only time I’d tip. That or if a cab driver goes above and beyond. I’m not tipping someone for just doing their job

Should I Make the charity collection bag as heavy as possible?

Posted by Ayyyyylmaos@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 15 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit (OP)

!answer thanks. Been interesting to see what ppl have said. Think I’ll use it as a big bag (I don’t have a car) 😅😂

Should I Make the charity collection bag as heavy as possible?

Posted by Ayyyyylmaos@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 15 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit (OP)

Interesting. Thanks. Will probably use it for something like this 👌

Do you get any Christmas bonus/gift from your workplace?

Posted by proxima-centauri-@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1012 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

A £10 is worth £10.

Can I call you Brit?

Posted by Bells9831@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1195 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Great Britain is the “mainland” if you will. So England, Scotland, and wales. Hence why at the Olympics we are “Great Britain and northern island”

Should supermarket loyalty “discounts” be capped?

Posted by Sea-Conversation9297@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1476 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

It absolutely baffles me that people are so aghast at loyalty pricing… it’s free to get a clubcard, and requires data that is already readily available on the internet if someone actually wanted to find something. At this point, everyone who is “anti data stealing”, what’s the point? Like actually what’s the point? Are you telling me you don’t have an account for anything? You think Netflix, or Amazon, or Sky, don’t sell your data? You think social media sites don’t regularly get scalped?

Is Pizza Hut dying in the UK?

Posted by No_Potato_4341@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 632 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Fucking hope so. It’s absolutely rank.

Are things really that bad?

Posted by dilaurentis123@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 14 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Well the account’s been deleted in 11 mins. Seems like it’s a bot trying to stir up unrest. Thanks for letting me know it’s carni.

Are things really that bad?

Posted by dilaurentis123@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 14 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

This is a very extreme example. I’ve never seen anything like that happen at any other time. Idek what’s happening here.

What does the average Brit think of the Magna Carta?

Posted by Most_Routine2325@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 866 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

We don’t think about it

Fess up, UK Reddit - What are your sins against Britishness?

Posted by The-Sassy-Pickle@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 2208 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I don’t like tea I haven’t watched line of duty The French are nowhere near the worst people on the planet

If Australia was only a 2 hour flight away and offered every UK citizen a passport, would you move?

Posted by iMac_Hunt@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1059 comments

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Absolutely not. Afaik In Australia you have to be near one of the major cities if you want any sort of half decent internet, and according to my friend who lived there for 5 years, all of them are massive tourist traps. But there’s no other place to go because there aren’t any substantial built up areas that aren’t on the coast. Combine that with the creatures and the heat and spider season… absolutely not. Their politics aren’t good either.

Whst age would you allow a child to use a public toilet (park/ pub) alone?

Posted by DiscoKnuckle@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 623 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

10??? 10 is a more than acceptable age to use the toilet alone. Sure, maybe you stand outside, but you don’t need to go in with them

UK women - do you get called “mate”?

Posted by CuriousNowDead@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1276 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I often use mate to show women I’m not trying to get with them tbf

"Inherited" a giant collection of physical porn, how do I get rid of it?

Posted by TylerisGayyyy@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 671 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Sell most of it and then leave some in bushes. Sounds like there’s some old stuff in there, honestly you might get a lot more for it than you think.

Do people in the UK judge you if you're sitting alone in a pub/club?

Posted by DescriptionFuture851@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 239 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

You’ll be sound in Newcastle, it isn’t common but it’s not like no one does it.

Is there any good way to tell my neighbour that her "personal massager" is very loud?

Posted by HeliumBurn@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 650 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Allude to something else that vibrates… say like “hey, your phone’s vibrating through the night and when I’m sleeping it wakes me up/makes it hard to sleep.

Without Googling, do the names Rommel, Montgomery, Paulus, and Dönitz mean anything to you? And roughly old are you?

Posted by Norman_debris@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1050 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I’m 21. No clue. Montgomery sounds familiar, but don’t know why.

How often do you get IDed and when did it stop?

Posted by North_Ear_9977@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 216 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Completely agree

How often do you get IDed and when did it stop?

Posted by North_Ear_9977@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 216 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I do, but I don’t know how young a muscular 31 y/o 6 foot male with lots of tattoos can look 🤣

How often do you get IDed and when did it stop?

Posted by North_Ear_9977@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 216 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

He’s just being a dick. Sounds like little man syndrome. I’m 21 and never get id’d for a monster, hell I rarely get ID’d for alcohol.

What time do you have to stop drilling?

Posted by stay_kind91@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 209 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

No, I’m just answering the post lmao

What time do you have to stop drilling?

Posted by stay_kind91@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 209 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

You don’t have to stop drilling at 8pm. It’s just nice to do so.

What time do you have to stop drilling?

Posted by stay_kind91@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 209 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

You *have* to stop at 11pm. Sounds like they’re putting stuff together so this won’t be a permanent thing, and when you asked it sounds like they genuinely didn’t realise, but I can’t tell from what you’ve said whether they’re still doing it or not. Assuming they are. Maybe just ask if they could drill earlier? As I say there’s nothing you can do in terms of forcing them but yeah.

Primary School Mock Wedding is this normal?

Posted by LornaOk91@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1868 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Well this is what you get when you put your kid in a catholic school I suppose

I’m 41 and my younger employees don’t believe in the 90s/early 00s that we’d go clubbing while in year 10/11. Can others confirm?

Posted by franki-pinks@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 824 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

I’m 21. My mates went clubbing in Y10 as well. 🤣

Can I Get Fired For Pulling A ‘Sickie’ At Work?

Posted by K3tflixNP1llz@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 89 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Everyone ignoring the fact their work can’t just deny leave bc they feel like it???

How did Dubai attract so many Brits ?

Posted by complex_chemotherapy@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 703 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

The tight ripped jean, DSquared^2 top, teeth brightened whiter than a sheet of paper and fake tanned out of their mind population loves it.

Do you still write with pen and paper?

Posted by Minimum-Platform518@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 141 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Every so often, but I do it intentionally. I only ever *have* to write when I’m doing celebration cards

What’s a very average product you’re oddly loyal to?

Posted by WeekendIcy2640@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 265 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

The Fairy liquid bottles that don’t leak, Branston baked beans, monarch monster

If you could only have one type of takeaway ever again, what would it be?

Posted by fluffycowfan@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 197 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Pizza. So many different types and half of them do other stuff as well.

Do you enjoy having a bath?

Posted by RagingFuckNuggets@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 365 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

And now we wait for someone 7’ to comment on their bathing experience 🤣

Do you enjoy having a bath?

Posted by RagingFuckNuggets@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 365 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Why don’t you just not make it as hot? 😅

Do you enjoy having a bath?

Posted by RagingFuckNuggets@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 365 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Why don’t you like, watch something… or read? You don’t have to just sit there the whole time doing nothing 🤣 Also, you can always add slightly more hot water 😅

Do you enjoy having a bath?

Posted by RagingFuckNuggets@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 365 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Anyone who says baths are weird or dirty I think is just an idiot… basically saying you can’t clean anything if it’s in a body of water.

Someone is breaking my garden fence. What can I do?

Posted by BondedByBelief1878@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 127 comments

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Ayyyyylmaos@reddit

Ok, absolutely do not further antagonise with notes or knocking. Someone clearly either wants to fuck with you or actually plans to do something, otherwise they wouldn’t be bringing screwdrivers around the estate. It’s very possible it’s someone who thinks they have some sort of claim to your garden bc they have a garage there, but it’s not worth sorting this yourself. At the end of the day this seems like it falls under breaking and entering… very much warranting police action. New lock, some sort of cctv camera, and police notification.