Accomplished_Ant5895

Cellular device is different than smart phone. A cellular device uses cellular networks for communication (called that because the network coverage is divided into “cells” with a tower at the center). Smart phones have the abilities of a cellular device plus computing, touch-screen, and app-based functionality.

Change your pronouns to I/me/my and become a criminal.

Posted by Octocube25@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 13 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Change your name to Innocent. So you can legally say “I am Innocent.”

We should selectively breed pigs for higher intelligence, by setting aside the smartest of each lot.

Posted by triple_whammy@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 51 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

And maybe better family planning

Ugoontu, an Ubuntu fork pre-installed for searching and watching porn

Posted by ConesWithNan@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 8 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Bro watching the illegal stuff

Since human brains are much more energy and water efficient than AI chips, we should replace AI with lab-grown brains in vats trained by hypnotic procedures

Posted by Remodiant@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 54 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

CMU has a lab that uses farmed sea slug brains to control muscle cells in order to create bio robots. Is that close enough?

Beds on navy ships should be mounted on gimbals, so they don’t tilt in choppy seas

Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 67 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I meant something like this https://www.seakeeper.com/seakeeper-products/seakeeper-6/

Beds on navy ships should be mounted on gimbals, so they don’t tilt in choppy seas

Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 67 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I think you can spend good money on a ship that has giant gimbals that keep the entire ship stable.

Legalize Cocaine

Posted by reincarsonated_benzo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I never said it was cocaine.

Legalize Cocaine

Posted by reincarsonated_benzo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Bruh I know what trichomes look like. Also, you can most definitely smoke PCP.

Smart Mirrors that use AI to censor nudity

Posted by Uranium-Sandwich657@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 8 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I have terrible news for you: If a mirror can see you naked, you too can see yourself naked by looking down.

Legalize Cocaine

Posted by reincarsonated_benzo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

First of all, I didn’t take any. Secondly, there was clearly white powder on it. Finally, the person who _did_ smoke it was very clearly not just a normal high. Including eyes and behavior. But I’m glad you know so much about the entire world and a specific event for which you were never present.

Legalize Cocaine

Posted by reincarsonated_benzo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I have 100% come across laced weed.

Porn converted into flipbook format for doomsday preppers, Amish people, and Texans during the winter.

Posted by JohnSith@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 14 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

But why were they just growing in forests

Why don't they invent human kibble?

Posted by UnitK-306@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 100 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Soylent, Huel, etc. all do that. I’d definitely be down to do it, but they’re so expensive especially because if you want to truly replace a meal you need to drink like 3. At that point regular groceries are cheaper.

Porn converted into flipbook format for doomsday preppers, Amish people, and Texans during the winter.

Posted by JohnSith@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 14 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Okay. This feels like a Truman show moment. I legitimately came across some in the woods as a kid with a group of my friends and I swear it gets brought up every so often on Reddit that someone else experienced the exact same thing.

Put data centers on arctic offshore oil platforms. They can use seawater for cooling.

Posted by bolivar-shagnasty@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 76 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

And now you know why the US wants Greenland

A dating app called "End of the Night" that connects you with other people out on the town who are still single at the end of the night

Posted by eyegazer444@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 118 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Yeah usually pretzels

I got paid minimum wage to solve an impossible problem (and accidentally learned why most algorithms make life worse)

Posted by Ties_P@reddit | programming | View on Reddit | 183 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

What do you think the word “algorithm” means?

Crash test dummies in the U.S. should have more obese bodies, to more accurately represent their passengers

Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 63 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

That’s what happens when you design for the “average”. US Air Force learned that lesson long ago: https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/when-u-s-air-force-discovered-the-flaw-of-averages/article_e3231734-e5da-5bf5-9496-a34e52d60bd9.html

Why Shouldn’t I Finance?

Posted by Ok-Exercise-6735@reddit | askcarguys | View on Reddit | 120 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

I was with you until you said you have a perfectly fine car. You just want something new and shiny and you want us to validate you. If you’re fine with less money in your budget and more for insurance, go for it. Otherwise, why not start saving up for something nice and drive your car until the wheels fall off or you have enough for something nice.

Fire alarms need a "snooze" button.

Posted by tomqmasters@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 51 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Learn how to cook?

All American schools should have a "shot spotter" microphone that automatically alerts the police when gunshots are detected

Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 57 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Say sike

F-35 pilot held 50-minute airborne conference call with engineers before fighter jet crashed in Alaska | CNN

Posted by chilladipa@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 1258 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Lol imagine being the senior engineer on the call that says “I think you’re just gonna have to punch it”

Screw with search algorithms, lets all google, "Why does my poop glow in the dark?" to see it triggers any kind of alerts.

Posted by weirdinchicago@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Or we all search why YOUR poop glows in the dark so that it believes u/weirdinchicago specifically has this issue

What if we made it not gay to fuck a dudes ass cause it literally feels the same as a girls ass, has anyone thought about this?

Posted by OkBuilding1082@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 67 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Here’s a thought for you: dude asses are usually attached to a dude, which makes it gay. Hope that helps.

Blowing raspberries on a dick

Posted by vivaladae@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 40 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Hummer

All cars should be rated not by miles per gallon but grams of CO2 per mile.

Posted by Dramatic-Bend179@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 27 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

To be clear, the standards they are held to are on a fleet-wide basis. Also, companies can buy/sell carbon credits.

Caffeinated Eggs

Posted by pragmojo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 45 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

That’s just bulletproof coffee

A diamond mining session as long as you forfeit any diamond you find

Posted by rmrdrn@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 46 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

So free labor

Rename Washington's Football Team To, "The Pedophiles".

Posted by MapleBreakfastMeat@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 44 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

The Watergates

Strapped cargo porn

Posted by No-Neighborhood8403@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 20 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

You could easily start that sub

A lottery that pays out to everyone who enters.

Posted by ToastyWaffelz@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 5 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

The whole point of the lottery is to raise money for the state lol

Mandatroy Menial Service instead of military service for all 16 year olds.

Posted by baconpancakesrock@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 86 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

LOL what? A 16 year old can’t have a minimum wage job?

Add a small gas engine to electric cars

Posted by 4GOT_2FLUSH@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 114 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

They are by definition hybrids. What is your definition of a hybrid?

Add a small gas engine to electric cars

Posted by 4GOT_2FLUSH@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 114 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

How are they not hybrids?

Add a small gas engine to electric cars

Posted by 4GOT_2FLUSH@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 114 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

Add a small gas engine to electric cars

Posted by 4GOT_2FLUSH@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 114 comments

[-]

Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit

BMW i3, Ram 1500 Ramcharger, and Mazda MX-30 R-EV. Those are just series-only hybrids. There’s a lot of hybrids the engines can run in series or parallel including basically any Toyota or Honda hybrid.