A dick sucking cafe
Posted by GarageIndependent114@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Where you try out different condom flavours
Posted by GarageIndependent114@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Where you try out different condom flavours
GREGORYfromtheFUTURE@reddit
We have one of these cafes in Ansterdam. It sucks
JamNova@reddit
Heard it also blows
The_Troyminator@reddit
That’s going to be a hard pun to follow
RespectableLurker555@reddit
The best barista at the cafe is a hard Phil to swallow
The_R4ke@reddit
I'll take a lick at it.
lkodl@reddit
The first time I went to a Maid Cafe, I thought a part of the fun was getting to be really messy. Like knocking stuff on the ground or constantly spilling shit. You know, because there are maids everywhere. I was asked to leave.
TheWonderSnail@reddit
I’m kind of afraid to put this on my search history but what is a “maid cafe”?
Dischade@reddit
Weird japanese shit where the waitresses pretend to be 2000 year old subservient maids in 15 year olds bodies
iHadou@reddit
Wut
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
But it's not a sex thing. Think of it like a a hooters for weebs.
MATHIS111111@reddit
I have been to neither, but I'd say Hooter's is more of a sex thing than most maid cafes. You go to Hooters to be served by scantly clad women. You go to maid cafes to interact with the servers who are dressed like stereotypical rich family maids. Those interactions go from simply talking about your life, to playing board games. For people not familiar with Japanese social culture that might seem strange, but it's often the only human connection they can afford. From what I heard from women who worked as "maids", it's rarely sexual. Their customers simply don't have anyone else to freely talk to.
xrelaht@reddit
Is Hooters not a sex thing?
Scazitar@reddit
Suprisingly not really, Hooters actually doesn't let you bang the workers.
TheWonderSnail@reddit
Yeah lol they could just delete the first sentence and that makes sense to me
ortolon@reddit
I feel like the phrase "it's not a sex thing" happens a lot in Japan.
Dischade@reddit
This is the vibe, weird pervy maid themed hooters for depressed overworked salarymen
housevil@reddit
Maid cafe.
573717@reddit
What kinda maid cafe you going to?
FortWendy69@reddit
What are the kinds?
El_Durazno@reddit
Those last two parts are not what a majority of them are about
Theres np pretending they are either mentally 2000 or physically 15
Theyre like 17 to upper 20 something year old women
573717@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maid_caf%C3%A9
antisocial_empath@reddit
Have some shame
fancyPantsOne@reddit
you just invented Your moms house
Agitated_Custard7395@reddit
That’s where he got the idea
MakeSomeDrinks@reddit
The apple doesn't fall very far from mom's manpleaser.
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
Say what now
3rad@reddit
Where*
bickspickle@reddit
Whore?
SandShrimp22@reddit
cool guy guitar noises
ortolon@reddit
The correct musical term is "licks."
SandShrimp22@reddit
It’s a reference to YMH podcast
ortolon@reddit
Yep. Licks... get it?
Sea-Independent-726@reddit
its called grindr
VenomXTs@reddit
Welcome to Starbucks
pHScale@reddit
This is just a gay bar
cleanforever@reddit
Why do you need condoms for dick sucking?
TaxCollector@reddit
Prevention of passing on bloodborne pathogens, like HIV. If the mouth has a cold sore or small cut or cracked lips, microabrasions on the dick can pass that on. Same reason it can be passed during penetrative sex, but less likely than during anal sex.
Financial_Data_251@reddit
to , ya know, protect yourself from STD's.
pHScale@reddit
Ask OP. That part is their idea.
GotMyOrangeCrush@reddit
But sir, this is a Wendy’s…
IdontcryfordeadCEOs@reddit
Do they work for tips?
GotMyOrangeCrush@reddit
This joke hits hard
CTRexPope@reddit
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
Yeah, well, I really don’t think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit
You could taste them without putting them on a penis, no?
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit
You missed the point
ryanderkis@reddit
It's not really a point. Tip for sure but not sharpened.
Accomplished_Ant5895@reddit
You can sharpen it?
Cloverface@reddit
NO! Please no, your words made penis shrink...a lot!
monster2018@reddit
Now you have me wondering about the details of Klingon sex…
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
I can eat ice cream without putting it on a cone or a popsicle not on a little wooden stick. But none of that would be as much fun or get me as rock hard.
karenskygreen@reddit
There is a famous cafe in the red light district in that city in the Phillipines, its the blow job bar, as soon as you sit up at a bar a woman behind a curtain under the bar proceeds blow you without asking,.its implied by sitting at the bar.
sublevelstreetpusher@reddit
Your business model is failed from the start. Here's your money maker: a place i can get a bj without a wrapper.
Individual_Mess_7491@reddit
every cafe can be a dick sucking cafe if you try.
patpflager@reddit
Yessss finally a place to suck all my dicks
originalityescapesme@reddit
Like Starbucks in Idiocracy
Dangerous_Spirit7034@reddit
Like Starbucks ? Or wait that’s a handy place
(Idiocracy anyone?)
OkRickySpinach@reddit
I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe
parkerthegreatest@reddit
So a strip club with coffee.
MrGritty17@reddit
So are you sucking or being sucked in this scenario? If you wanna suck a dick, you just could very easily. We’re cavemen
pWaveShadowZone@reddit
What a wild twist. I thought for sure you go there to get your dick sucked. Nope. Other way
pWaveShadowZone@reddit
What a wild twist. I thought for sure you go there to get your dick sucked. Nope. Other way
Justgototheeffinmoon@reddit
Exists in Geneva . Google café pipe
rubensinclair@reddit
Honestly I’ve been considering opening a blow job machine brothel.
kierran69@reddit
Clearly never been to pattaya
Halthoro@reddit
Alleglory of the Cave
Backfisttothepast@reddit
Op, you crazy son of a bitch, let’s take this to shark tank!
McKayha@reddit
Op time to put the address up