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• Get a thick ring band tattoo around your waist. Go to the beach and watch peoples reactions.

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• The US Coast Guard is underappreciated, to counter this we need a national holiday dedicated to the Coast Guard to emphasize what they do and their history.

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• Find someone on the other side of the world from you, look up their phone number, then call them up and strike up a conversation.

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• Record the sounds you make while taking a dump. Then have someone listen to it without telling them what it is. When they ask what they're listening to, tell them and record their reaction.

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• If someone you know gets blackout drunk, use a fake news website to report on a terrible tragedy, then leave clues around the person to make them think they were responsible for what happened.

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• When you eat out, ask the waiter if they have human flesh. When they say no, shrug and order something off the menu. Be sure to leave a nice tip.

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• Keep a poop-knife on you wherever you go.

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• Make it a Felony to solicit anything at all to a minor, be it targeted advertising or pamphlets or anything.

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• On Tuesday September 1st at 3:00 Central Daylight time, everyone here goes out and rings someones door bell and runs away. We repeat this every year and say it's a religious thing.

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• International talk like a Caveman day.

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• A product called Pu$$y that is a cat themed drink. The commercials all say, "Would you like some Pu$$y" or, "I need me some Pu$$y."

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• It should be socially acceptable to play with eachithers wing-wangs.

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• Get a dummy that looks like a rotting corpse to keep in your trunk in case of traffic stops.

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• Make it a felony to solicit anything to a minor. Everything from targeted advertising to religious and political pamphlets.

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• Let's start calling .gif files bob and insist that's the proper way it's pronounced. Stand our ground until it catches on.

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• We should poor everything into developing Powdered Beer.

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• Start a Village People cover group, but they're all US presidents, Washington, Lincoln, Ted E Roosevelt, Johnson, and Regan.

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• Keep a vampire hunting kit handy just in case.

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• Lets start up a new country and call it Super Duper Canada. Everyone has the right to wear their shoes backwards and collect thoughts and prayers.

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• Let's start de-digitizing our lives before the tech industries become indispensable for us to live.

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• So I'm officially 50 years old as of today. I should be happy but I just feel depressed.

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• Buttplug with a kazoo running through it, so you make a different kind of funny noise when you fart.

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• Everyone should have a Superhero costume on hand, just in case.

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• Lets start a company that makes Fleshlights big enough to climb into and take a nap.

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• World Sex Toy Day. Since we have world days for everything from ice cream to clothing, why not. Lets celebrate by rubbing out a big one all at once.

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• We should form more unions across the country to shift political power toward the working class. Retail workers union, customer service union, tech support unions. With more unions organizing votes, politicians will have to support reforms that favor workers.

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• Let's require all AI companies to build their own power supplies and keep them off the grid.

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• Lets all head to Washington DC, go straight to the national mall, join hands and start singing Kumbaya.

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• Let's build a Tera-Factory with the goal to make One Hundred Trillion Jelly Dildos.

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• Let's start a new tradition, the Great Christmas Sausage.

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• Make it illegal for homosexuals to handle radioactive substances without proper PPE.

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• Lets get mattress jousting recognized as an Olympic sport.

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• Make an official "Knights who say Ni" club. To join you just say, Ni.

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• Dress up as a wizard and go around public places, wave your wand at random strangers and say, "Poof! You now have three butt cheeks." Then record them as they check.

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• We should each go out and do something charitable for someone at least once a week, gradually we'll all start to feel better about ourselves.

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• Stop what you're doing and build a little fort. Use couch cushions, amazon boxes, whatever is around you and build a fort to hide in. Post pics in the comments.

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• Lets all worship Cthulhu. Say it with me now: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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• Everyone should own a Gorilla costume, in case of emergencies.

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• Let's hold a contest to find the worlds best Elvis impersonator, most accurate singing and performance and likeness. Then make the winner Pope.

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• Lets build giant QR codes visible from space that causes every surveillance satellite to view sites like meatspin and lemonparty.

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• Put signs in public bathrooms forbidding people from putting hot sauce on the toilet paper before wiping.

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• Ban vampires from living on the Sun.

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• For Thanksgiving, when everyone has arrived and they're getting ready to sit down for the feast, come of the bathroom wearing a Gold Sequined Thing and light up bow tie and pretend everything is normal.

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• Lets start a moped gang.

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• All sporting events should have a seating section where the fans are allowed to be naked.

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• Sneak up on your partner and drop a slice of cheese on their head, record their reaction.

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• Lets crowdsource the development of a Nuclear powered ultra high speed Butt Wiping Machine.

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• We should all learn to sign "Trump has a small penis," In American Sign Language, so if you're ever on TV we can say it with no one immediately knowing.

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• We should pioneer butt transplants in case anyone wants to swap butts.

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• Seriously, everyone should start to stockpile canned food. The next five to ten years looks like they're gonna be rough.

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