Keep a poop-knife on you wherever you go.

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Sunny-Damn@reddit

This is not the first time I have read about a poop knife… is this really a thing?!

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Kiwifrooots@reddit

You didn't grow up with a poop knife?

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Sunny-Damn@reddit

No… absolutely not. I am rather perplexed that it’s a normal? thing.

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boringdude00@reddit

Every knife is a poop knife if you use it on poop.

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I have a special silver poop kniife handed down from my grandfather who inherited it from his father, my ancestor used.it when paul revere road through town saying the english were coming, he was so nervous he had to poop.

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slothxaxmatic@reddit

Not my toilet not my problem.

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No-Bake-730@reddit

Is that in addition to a towel?

I've never used one. If the German sausage is so huge and beautiful it deserves all the flushes it needs.

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NonchalantRubbish@reddit

Don’t mix up your poop knife with your toe knife. That’s how infections spread.

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OkRickySpinach@reddit

Being stabbed with a poop knife would be really gross

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PointsOfXP@reddit

Crazy homeless people like to carry poop covered knives. There was a trap house that was full of spring loaded poop covered knives

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No-Bake-730@reddit

My Grandfather was a medic in the French Foreign Legion. The Vietminh used these Spike pit traps and guess how they increased the infection risk. I liked him as a Grandpa but all of that left him with some mental scars.

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