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Which yielded very little juice.
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Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
Posted by LexiWhatWeGot@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 83 comments
A man died from viagra overdose
Posted by Odd_Win4399@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 89 comments
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Took them three days to close the casket.
My grandfather worked at Hughes in Los Angeles in the 40s and made my mom blocks out of scraps of the Duramold plywood used to make the Spruce Goose.
Posted by huck500@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 2 comments
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What did your mom use them for?
Sometimes you just have to turn the truck off, roll down the windows, and take a nap.
Posted by Baconated-Coffee@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 17 comments
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Can't beat the view
Tesla blocks Semi truck
Posted by Microshlongg@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 145 comments
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I woulda rolled my rig right down the middle of that Tesla. Entitled assholes.
You all will haul anything these days
Posted by deadpat03@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 172 comments
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Special delivery for yo mom?
I have to know why y'all do this
Posted by crbronco27@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 168 comments
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This is probably the #1 anser
No body got time to play truc stop fuckery today!!
Posted by deadpat03@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 47 comments
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got time...
Border patrol, ohio turn pike police, state police, and commercial motor vehicle enforcers. He's hauling something besides ass.
Posted by OddSkillSet@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 80 comments
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Donuts?
DOH!
Posted by xxSCARxSYMMETRYxx@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 62 comments
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I'll be damned, he made it.
Saw this at work this morning
Posted by GoldPhoenix24@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 39 comments
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And a matching extension cord color to boot
Just realized , I never posted this gem. Bonus points for failed flee attempt , until he realized he had a blown tire
Posted by Randomname314159268@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 65 comments
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Lol, bro musta had warrents
Some else posted atlas here's mine
Posted by RedimidoSoy1611@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 33 comments
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Inside view?
Moose got “trucked” by one of our drivers!
Posted by Geaux3469@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 159 comments
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Moose's last thoughts: Why is my shadow moving faster than me?
Merry Christmas I guess.
Posted by sputnikatto@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 161 comments
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Merry Christmas, driver. Your dedication, and that of your driving brothers and sisters, keeps America in business.
Should I downgrade or stick with Fireball?
Posted by ThanksALotBud@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 9 comments
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Depends on the price difference.
How fucking stupid can you be?
Posted by gh3tt0gangst3r@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 30 comments
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Trust me, I've seen stupider
Another Birthday on the road. Turned 59. I did get myself a cake. Will enjoy some tonight with coffee👍
Posted by RoundSpecific4525@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 343 comments
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Happy birthday brother.
What should you do in this situation?
Posted by JankyMark@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 346 comments
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Well if that were an oil tanker fouling our beaches, you'd get out there with gloves and a roll of paper towels.
DEF at the pump
Posted by BigD_ThunderHorse@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 121 comments
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Thank you for asking. More people should.
Same gig, new rig. 35,000 gallons, 360,000 lbs, 82 wheels, 0-60 in 30 mins.
Posted by StaffordMagnus@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 242 comments
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Serious question, have you had to reverse that thing?
A message for my fellow day cab drivers, dress for the breakdown not the drive.
Posted by Mediocre_Ice_8846@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 71 comments
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>able to pee in peace
Which is taken for granted all too often.
Green or Blue?
Posted by Meatbuns66@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 149 comments
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Blue might as well be red with all the traffic on 95. Green all thw way
Rookie just got his CDL. I’m training him today. Wish him luck!
Posted by Flash23451@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 367 comments
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Lol, he won't make it to the third day. And will probably have another job in a week.
If you work for this company why?
Posted by k20350@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 232 comments
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Safe to say that the management of Stewart Candy are dicks
If you work for this company why?
Posted by k20350@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 232 comments
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Lol, this is all about safety. Nope, not about control, not about giving the driver a voice, not about insurance,
What hills did you go down today
Posted by SufferedMage936@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 75 comments
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Word.
[Wheelchair Boat Tow] How is this possible what illegal engine gramps got under that hood to be able to pull such object ?
Posted by babyrajtc@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 20 comments
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Florida?
Guess the weight (found on internet)
Posted by JayM34@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 119 comments
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Lol, "almost" but not quite
"King Of Trucking" Doing +60 in a 45 residential area while loaded and right on people's ass like he could stop in time when a jogger runs across the crosswalk
Posted by OkinawaNah@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 80 comments
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Umm, how do you know it's loaded?
A bad driver never...
Posted by Ornery_Ads@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 209 comments
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Bro, you ever worry that them panels will fly off and blind you?
Dispatch is telling me to send it. Should I?
Posted by billybobjoe2017@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 33 comments
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I dunno, something about them tires don't look right.
Just another reminder to avoid TA/Petro
Posted by vadroko@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 175 comments
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Upvote to make up for the downvotes you might get
Trucker had a problem with us last night…
Posted by therealfatbuckel@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 34 comments
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Lol, why are you here?
More BS from your friend PRIME INC
Posted by jstank2@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 26 comments
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Bro, they're on your side.
Walked off an interview today
Posted by bigbellypdx@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 195 comments
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What kind of animal handles trucker credentials with bare hands while eating a breakfast sandwhich?
Keep a hide-a-key in your glove box...
Posted by CarPatient@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 14 comments
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What ever happened to leaving a key on top of a wheel?
Fuck trucking
Posted by Pearified_1@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 139 comments
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He had me at "*I crave the social aspect of life*"
Don't know what little bro was thinking when he got the cdl but life on the road aint a party
What is this bar that hangs down in front of Spotter trucks?
Posted by Fun_Sized_Momo@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 186 comments
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That's to prevent punctures in other vehicles, not the one holding it up.
PRIME, what in the holy hell are you doing?
Posted by AroundGoesThe18@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 407 comments
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Driver ought to buy a lottery ticket he's damn lucky to be alive. And it was a passenger train to boot.
Implosion remedy
Posted by Flowing_North@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 4 comments
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All's thats missing is a bottle of vodka and a lit cigarette
Got to go to Europe and do some trucking up in Scotland. Scania’s are wicked nice trucks.
Posted by ChaceEdison@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 127 comments
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Not enough lights.
How is this even possible lol
Posted by JankyMark@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 120 comments
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This. All it takes is one incident before drastic steps are taken
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Posted by PuzzleheadedFood8773@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 270 comments
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bro, wtf took you so long?
Audi driver totals car while trying to cut off truck
Posted by NaturalFlan5360@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 131 comments
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Lol, trucker 1, audi 0
Thoughts?
Posted by Flowing_North@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 118 comments
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Damn, my ex-wife found a job.
Alright guys, hear me out. You know how we use empty bottles for piss? What if we use these guys to poop in? We would never have to leave our trucks again!
Posted by Redsoxdragon@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 232 comments
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Geeze-us, you have a ceiling fan in your truck?
A cowboy is captured by a native war party.
Posted by millerb82@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 135 comments
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gotta check this out
In case you ever wondered what it was like to use one of these bad boys.
Posted by Emergency_Hurry8852@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 1714 comments
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And plenty of room to spare
She knocked on my door this morning
Posted by BulltraderK@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 56 comments
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For the entire night??