hdk49

Husband is at his own 1st anniversary party, his old buddies say “Harry, how did you land such a young, beautiful woman, what did you tell her your age was when you met, 70yo?” “No, told her I was 90”

The Viagra factory worker didn't get fired for stealing...

Posted by ryanooooo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments

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hdk49@reddit

He was told to zip it up, he said how?

Strongest man in the world

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hdk49@reddit

Pretty seedy joke my friend

An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor for their aches and pains. The doctor asked, “Are either of you allergic to analgesics?”

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hdk49@reddit

Crack on

Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow

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hdk49@reddit

Had a fellow salesman (car dealership) who was a prankster, after selling a car he told the customer that the business manager was hard of hearing, he proceeded to tell the business manager the same about the customer, the entire showroom stopped to listen to the back and forth yelling