When does a hot dog get on your nerves?

When it’s being a brat. It’s the wurst!!

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i Like the extra longie dogie

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I tried to be funny inside a Chinese restaurant. I said 'My dog has no nose'.

Then manager cut in and said I could have a refund.

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This joke is 100% a wiener

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lol let’s be frank — you have a bun-derful sense of humor!!

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I mustard admit that made me laugh. Frankly, that joke's a banger! I totally relish it.

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When there is only the naff amAmerican mustard and no English Mustard available.