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None of this will ever get stolen

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f8tel@reddit

That "headroom" doesn't exist. Just because the service is at that level doesn't mean the power grid can support that at every house.

I built an Android audiobook reader that runs Kokoro TTS fully offline on-device

Posted by Simple-Lecture2932@reddit | LocalLLaMA | View on Reddit | 98 comments

ULPT How to life run a mile faster in non-obvious ways?

Posted by Accurate-Ad2393@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 149 comments

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Posted by thomport@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Posted by thomport@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

The 2 lesbians who live next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday

Posted by ItsYaBoiPeely@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments

What does a woman’s ass and a 9v battery have in common?

Posted by Crhallan@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 72 comments

She said, "I can't pay the rent. Can I pay you some other way?" lifting up her skirt.

Posted by Mysterious-Diet9187@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 58 comments

I'd like to see Zuckerberg try to replace mid level engineers with Llama 4

Posted by NoConcert8847@reddit | LocalLLaMA | View on Reddit | 74 comments

ULPT Request 80 Degrees in my dorm at 2 am

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f8tel@reddit

It depends on the control system. If it's a dial or slider using a bimetallic strip you should be able to wedge the two pieces of metal together to complete the circuit...or separate them if they are already together when it's not running. If it's a digital control, then inside there will be a thermometer component and connecting or separating the wires will make it think it's very hot/cold. It may look like a diode or resistor.

ULPT Request: Possible to create harmful QR code to stop unwanted recording/photo from phones?

Posted by StrangeBaseball5772@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 31 comments

f8tel@reddit

It would have to exploit an existing bug in the camera app. Or the apps that are registered to receive the types of information that can be transmitted, but that requires the user to confirm as well. Very unlikely.

ULPT: Abuse the "pay it forward" system at cafes.

Posted by dumblederp6@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 10 comments

f8tel@reddit

Legit ULPT if a little cumbersome. ..but that whole fucking pay it forward thing is so stupid. Other than some random chance exchanges, it's only the first and last person on the chain that is any different than everyone just paying for their own damn food. All it does is make the cashier's job harder. Just end the chain.

ULPT Request: where can I watch NFL games live stream online?

Posted by BBSydneyThirstyHHH@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 61 comments

What do you call a deer who drank too much pickle juice?

Posted by lostthebeat@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 42 comments

Hilarious request: is there any local models that can do moaning?

Posted by bearbarebere@reddit | LocalLLaMA | View on Reddit | 19 comments

ULPT Request: How to run AC unit without my landlord finding out

Posted by roidmaster67@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 37 comments

f8tel@reddit

The problem is they have a peak draw that happens when the compressor turns on at the start of the cooling cycle so you could end up tripping a fuse. I have 2 in my place and the more powerful of the two causes the lights to dim for a moment whenever it turns on. Btw, best to run them constantly rather than trying to catch up after it gets hot and get the two hose model which won't create a vacuum and pull hot air into your place.

ULPT How to convert $150K in Azure credits to cash?

Posted by fercomreal@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 8 comments

ULPT request: I have a prescription vagal nerve stimulator that requires expensive “recharges”(payments) to continue using it. I need to figure out how to “hack” it so I can continue to use it without paying per month.

Posted by annacat1331@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 710 comments

f8tel@reddit

It's the same thing with light treatment...rent/buy a machine and have a prescription for uses...5 minutes of turning a bulb on. Complete scam.

ULPT: When people write their venmo/cashapp on car windows, request money

Posted by sideshowbvo@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 229 comments

ULPT: I have unfettered access to my company's network. How can I profit from this?

Posted by bea_is_broke@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 29 comments

f8tel@reddit

Pro tip: Nothing that will be listed here is going to be worth more than the trouble it (or the subsequent activities) will eventually bring you. You can find a way to do whatever you might want to do without ruining your future opportunities. Sadly, it's when you have enough experience to know the answer to your question that you'll know this is true.

ULPT - How to clog the toilets at work?

Posted by 0naho@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 58 comments

ULPT Request: how can i fake MyChart screenshots?

Posted by daniamyte@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 7 comments

f8tel@reddit

If you just need to change a few words, you can open dev tools in your browser (Ctrl+shift+I or equivalent) and edit the HTML (in chrome the tab is called elements Ctrl+shift+c might take you straight there). Search for the text to change, double click the element and change away. Page will update once you stop editing that element and you can screen shot. Scammers use this a lot, and when they have access to "help" a victim...they can take a password input field that the victim just entered, change the type from password to text and whatever was typed in will show in clear text instead of asterisks...for example. LastPass and other password fill tools have this vulnerability due to how the browser fill works as well..so NEVER share passwords with those tools if you need to make sure the password isn't revealed to who you are sharing it with.

ULPT REQUEST. How do get money off a “no cash access” gift card.

Posted by relpmeraggy@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 231 comments

I was fucking my wife last night.....

Posted by arztnur@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 54 comments

What does a person with 2 left feet wear to the beach?

Posted by RonnieLiquor@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments

ULPT Request: I want to fake a disability but make make it intentionally suspicious so that I get caught

Posted by throwaway37-8377@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 79 comments

f8tel@reddit

You might want to reconsider this approach...when you're caught in the lie the people who actually matter and might be able to help you won't be as likely to believe you when you need to give them the exact truth and you'll have to start fighting the "both sides lied" type battle which people like your parents are masterful at playing. They will probably even use the plan itself against you. Using it to discredit you and distract from the real issue. I say this because I've seen this play out exactly that way for a friend who grew up in a similarly toxic family environment. She tried everything and they just kept finding ways to twist it around. Your situation is really tough, and complex and I think it's definitely at a level where you need to try to get professional assistance from someone who understands these kinds of situations and can be your advocate. It's obvious from your writing that you're intelligent and capable, but you are always going to be at a significant disadvantage on your own, especially surrounded by people who have been influenced by your parents already. Hopefully there are community or school resources available to you?

ULPT: How do I cancel my wedding in a way that makes my mom know it was all her fault?

Posted by Otherwise_Pangolin86@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 43 comments

f8tel@reddit

The only way to hurt a narcissist is to cut them off, make them irrelevant, exclude them. ..and be wary, they will escalate.

If there's anyone out there who has no family and is planning to stay home alone this Thanksgiving, please let me know.

Posted by NopeNopeNope2020@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments

ULPT Request: How to legally but unethically dissuade a developer

Posted by Mrbrightside770@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 17 comments

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Posted by spxoption@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments

What did the pornstar have for lunch?

Posted by RowanFoxfire@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 61 comments

At this point just put everything behind a paywall 🫣

Posted by TMobileSpy@reddit | ProgrammerHumor | View on Reddit | 794 comments

f8tel@reddit

He took the long/wrong way to a for fee Twitter. Should have kept the validation and just charged everyone $2 a month, with premium features at $8.