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We used to collect money from people in the dorm and go to the liquor store with $500 for party weekends. We built a giant throne of beer cases that people took pictures in. We were drunk from Thursday to Monday morning every week minimum. Best time of my life. Just total chaos. Graduated with a 3.7.

Are American colleges really that fun and party-like as shown in the movies or on social media?

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It’s not tuition it’s a cover charge

Are American colleges really that fun and party-like as shown in the movies or on social media?

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That sucks

NSFW Blonde. A blonde goes to her gynecologist and shows him a postage stamp from Costa Rica. She asks " How could this possibly get inside me?"

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Man way to mangle a joke

I was misgendered after someone saw me and spread rumours about me hanging out my pants

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huh?

On this day, in 1969, "Sesame Street" premiered. Your favorite character?

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Sharty

Why does Mary Poppins love giving head?

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Doesn’t make sense

Two potatoes are hitch-hiking on the Interstate. Which potato is a prostitute?

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The other is called Repost

Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

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There’s a pretty strong argument to be made that people just make shit up on the internet and people think it's real because they're too lazy to google it

Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

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Yes, it still makes the laughter sound in humans! Decomposing is like Composing but De- added HA HA I am a human who thinks this is laughter!

Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

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Yes, you have stated a comedic thing ha ha it makes me do the sound humans interpret as laughter!

Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

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Congrats, you're a Person Ever to post that joke on this thread!

Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

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He was a composer long before he went deaf

Why is your search for one who'll lick your balls always going to result in a 911-call for help to escape a psycho?

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r/ihadastroke

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Must have been edging with a pair of tweezers

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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True but not relevant. You said apartments in the US have these amenitites. Simply not true.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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You said, 'If you get apartments in the US". NYC is part of the US.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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This is by no means standard. Not by a long shot. Ask somebody in NYC for example if their building has a pool, vollyball court, tennis court, and playground. at least a pool. so not a pool, volleyball court, tennis court, and playground?

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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If you get apartments in the US, you will often have ....a community pool, volleyball courts, tennis courts, and playgrounds. LOL

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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I don't think you'll really find very many adult Americans who have lived in single-family-homes in the suburbs for their entire lives. Ridiculous

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Lemme guess, you planted a bunch of stuff that's labor intensive to maintain and now complain about having to maintain all this labor intensive stuff. I have a half acre and I spend maybe three hours a month maintaining it in the summer months. People put in all this shit like flower beds and then complain about all the time they have to spend on their flower beds. If only there were an answer to this riddle.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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All those hidden costs just get transferred to the higher rent costs and taxes for much less space. No thanks. A leaf blower is a one time cost of less than $50. Paying an extra grand a month to live in a closet is a recurring cost. Rent is pissing money down a hole, mortgages have equity.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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55 inches of rain a year. Still spent all weekend watering the lawn like a crazy person.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Then it's a wife-created problem. *But my wife likes an actual yard, not just a glorified soccer pitch with a house planted squarely in the middle.* So what do you have now? No yard? Or a glorified soccer pitch with a condo squarely in the middle? *I live in a part of the country that gets 55+ inches of rain a year* Then why on all that is holy were you "watering the lawn and assorted flower beds" ***every weekend?*** Do you not see these were all problems you willingly created for yourself?

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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I like how "walkability" is supposed to make up for living in a closet. People in the suburbs "pop by a couple stores on the way home, too" lol.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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A riding mower and a weed whacker takes care of a half acre in an hour.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Self created problems. See the person that responded to you. "I hated maintaing all my flower beds". Well don't plant flower beds in the first place, dummy.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Well that's 100% on you. I don't do any of that other than mow the lawn every other week. If you plant a flower bed you have to maintain it. Nobody is forcing you to plant flower beds, plural, in the first place. a solid thirty minutes of edging, that's insane. Literal insanity. This was a self-created problem. This is like saying, "I hate living in apartments because I have to repain the interior every weekend."

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Yeah and that really happens too. People don’t have jobs and family and stuff.

Americans who lived in suburbs their whole life and tried apartment living, how does it feel like?

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Were you doing topiary or something?