I always found this story more frustrating than scary. It ended with her head falling off and even as a kid I was like what?? Was she dead or a zombie or under some kind of curse? Without any kind of explanation, it was just weird.

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beck33ers@reddit

I mean yeah when I was older (like 7-8 maybe???) I had MANY questions. When I was younger I thought it meant anytime I wore a necklace or a scarf my head would fall off when I took it off

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Kazarak_Starflower@reddit

Literally traumatized forever!! Never wore a choker again 😂

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ComprehensiveTart689@reddit

My first grader did this book for her book report last autumn. She had to write what her favourite part was - “when her head fell off”. The kids in her class thought it was hilarious. The kids are alright (or maybe just messed up in a different way). Of course she is still afraid of the dark, so …

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Stratospheric-Ferret@reddit

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bahaki@reddit

She was pretty old

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PoisonMind@reddit

I thought she was going to be a gargoyle. Must have it confused with a different story.

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EM05L1C3@reddit

That’s the original story

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hobo_chili@reddit

This is much worse

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JayRay_44@reddit

Whoop whoop!! 🤡🪓

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Relevant-Bit-7394@reddit

You're just prejudice, prejudice against dead people.

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tinylumpia@reddit

Hahhahaha

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MrsEmilyN@reddit

The cackle I just let out.

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BigMommaSnikle@reddit

Same!

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Inglorious186@reddit

And then she let out a final "whoop whoop" as her head fell off

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BigMommaSnikle@reddit

Beautiful ending.

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xxlouserxx@reddit

You gonna let a ninja get some cotton candy or what muthafackoo

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TinyRedGuy@reddit

Shoulda held that ribbon on with magnets, nobody would know how to get it off

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DirtMcGirt9484@reddit

How do they work?

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Acceptingoptimist@reddit

I do not wish to hear an explanation from a scientist or their writings for they greatly upset me.

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Kahnza@reddit

I remember when that first came out. I had a friend at the time that was heavy into ICP, and he put this amazing new song on for me.

I couldn't help but laugh. I was like, all these things are explainable with science. 🤣

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im_rickyspanish@reddit

Fuckin got me, hahaha.

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icouldlivewoutbacon@reddit

Omg this is gold

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TTYFKR@reddit

whoop whoop

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TaskmasterOfPuppets@reddit

I read this book every year to my kids since they could sit to hear me read. I say “her head fell off” every time they tell me a story and want me to guess what happened next.

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zubairhamed@reddit

Juggalo Jugular!

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Atillion@reddit

Hahaha omfg now I have to explain why I was laughing audibly during a meeting 🤣

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blue_suavitel@reddit

Hahahahahaha

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lurk3141592653589793@reddit

That was unexpectedly hilarious!

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JoshSidekick@reddit

This should have been what The Drama with Zendaya and Robert Pattinson was about.

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el_pinko_grande@reddit

Back in college, I worked at a pizzeria, and the kitchen staff would often find ourselves chanting the chorus to the classic ICP song "Bugz on My Nutz" when there weren't customers around to freak out.

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ChoiceAttorney5665@reddit

No magnets in the house

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Dairy_Mod@reddit

How do they work?

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RanklesTheOtter@reddit

Whoop whoop!

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StonedWheatThicc@reddit

Crying, this sent me on several different levels. 😂

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SeekingNoTruth@reddit

I thought removing the ribbon would reveal a meatball like growth with the face of Oscar Isaac.

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Ohio_gal@reddit

Well done! What a twist. 😂

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KinderEggLaunderer@reddit

Saw the first image on your post and went NONONONO

this story traumatized me more than any other scary story in my childhood.

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IzzyBoris@reddit

Same. And we read it in fucking preschool.

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Witchchildren@reddit (OP)

Me too! Hahaha! which is worse though? The tattoo or >! decapitation!< ?I vote for the tattoo!

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whamburglar@reddit

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bluemitersaw@reddit

Faygo is pretty legit. Especially their root beer.

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Witchchildren@reddit (OP)

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DisastrousBeautyyy@reddit

I had a bf in my 20s who was obsessed with ICP. He had big clown heads tattooed behind each calf. I wonder if he still adores them since he’s in his 50s now…

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kungfuabuse@reddit

WHOOP WHOOP!

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engrish_is_hard00@reddit

Nice photoshop

I memeber when this was new. Her head is supposed to fall off

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NoSplit4185@reddit

Quite the anti climax.

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Skjellyfetti13@reddit

Made me think of this…

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varietyandmoderation@reddit

I would take a juggalo over the above

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TrixieBastard@reddit

Oh, easily! Ten times over, in fact

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MadamMalice@reddit

I dress up as the ‘girl with the green ribbon’ for Halloween. No one ever knows who I’m supposed to be.

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TrixieBastard@reddit

Those uncultured swine!

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BeaniePole1792@reddit

So my daughter went as this girl for Halloween once. She wore an old time dress and I made a ribbon where there was a clear part and the clear part showed her neck cut. Not a lot of people got it but at least she got the costume she wanted.

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TrixieBastard@reddit

These are the costumes your kids will remember with deep fondness.

I'll never forget my recycling center costume 😂

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Comfortable-Fuel6343@reddit

Why do both of those characters look like they tell everyone they used to listen to The Shins before they were cool?

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No_Hotel2765@reddit

Thank you for turning my childhood trauma into something hilarious

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slappy_mcslapenstein@reddit

I dated this chick in my 20s who had a brother who got "JUGGALO 4 LYFE" tattooed across his back in some dude's basement. I'm sure that tattoo has held up great and he doesn't regret it 20 years later.

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Hecate_333@reddit

No regerts!

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Just_Another_AI@reddit

Not even one?

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Hecate_333@reddit

Not even a single letter

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genesimmonstongue415@reddit

WOOP WOOP!!!! 👻 👻

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sdavidson0819@reddit

My former boss once told a coworker, "One day I'll be on my deathbed, and try to tell you something but you won't be able to hear me. So you'll put your ear up to my face, and my last words will be, "You fucked a Juggalo.'"

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