JustinianImp

Yes, but almost all of the “ceremony” part is tradition, not a required part of the process. If you just want to go to a government office and have your marriage registered as a bureaucratic matter, you can do that. If you want a traditional Christian religious ceremony followed by a party where you (or your parents) pay to get a few hundred of your closest friends blackout drunk, you can do that, too. If you want to design your own unique wedding experience, go for it! (There are even a few jurisdictions where you have the option of marrying yourselves as your own officiants, rather than being married “by” some authority figure.)

This is definitely an idea; and even more definitely crazy! Good job!

I also know people who would either deliberately avoid those restaurants on their birthday or make sure no one told the server, so they wouldn’t have to be sung to.

If the guy came in to your bank in 1970, he was indeed making good money at $15/hr. /s

Sure, what could go wrong?

And domestic violence was hilarious in the 90s. /s

At least they didn’t send you a Polaroid of their monitor! 🤣

Canada geese — unless they showed you a passport! 🤣

No soap, radio.

And also, the railroad tie weighed more than the cow, yet the guys were able to pick it up and throw it.