Fyrrys@reddit
I thankfully dont have that issue, but my wife had to go and make both kids have brown hair
Fyrrys
A woman waits anxiously outside the ICU for news about her husband. Dr. Schrodinger comes out and says to her, "There's good news and there's bad news."
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I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers if they prefered, “Smoking or non-smoking”...
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Fyrrys@reddit
[kwispy](https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/s/scgl1IV6fa)
I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers if they prefered, “Smoking or non-smoking”...
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Fyrrys@reddit
Feed the worms or dust in the wind?
Marty is going through a bit of a mid-life crisis and says to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to ninja camp.” “Ninja camp?" she responds, "What the hell are you talking about?” “This has been my lifelong dream. And when it’s done, I’ll be a certified ninja.”
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Fyrrys@reddit
Maaaaaac= great great great great great grandson of
Gas Prices
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Fyrrys@reddit
Camarohno
My funny book title library
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Fyrrys@reddit
Toilet Humor by C. D. Snutts
What's Brown and not very heavy?
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Fyrrys@reddit
What's brown and dirty?
Dirt
A company is marketing condoms made from the skin of frogs.
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Fyrrys@reddit
What's the matter? Frog in your throat?
There's good news and there's bad news...
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Fyrrys@reddit
Let me guess, the earth is flat too?
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Gotta check for rust
My lesbian neighbours!?
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Fyrrys@reddit
...when doves cry
My lesbian neighbours!?
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Fyrrys@reddit
...when a man loves a woman
Good German joke. My first attempt. Let's see how it plays out.
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Fyrrys@reddit
What comes between fear and sex?
Funf!
Does anyone know if these kinds of jokes have a name?
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Fyrrys@reddit
Rome had orgies. At an orgy, if you are the first served, you are the first to come (cum)
Does anyone know if these kinds of jokes have a name?
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Fyrrys@reddit
Road Toad A La Mode
Does anyone know if these kinds of jokes have a name?
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Fyrrys@reddit
Rome's Orgy: first served, first come!
King Tut called a restaurant to make a reservation.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Absolutely marvelous
Man Asks Doctor For Viagra
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Fyrrys@reddit
The maid is being paid, shes into whatever gets her a bonus
Dad’s dying wish (I apologize if it is too dark.)
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Fyrrys@reddit
Yes! This would have been a good ending
Did you guys see that awful halftime show? No one could understand what he was saying!!
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Fyrrys@reddit
Fucking nuked
A man dies and is sent to hell
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Fyrrys@reddit
It's only a sin if someone sees you doing it! /s
A man dies and is sent to hell
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Fyrrys@reddit
To be fair, you can replace Baptist with just about anything sect and it still be accurate
Former Baptist
A man dies and is sent to hell
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Fyrrys@reddit
I, too, am addicted to the pussy
My gf left because of my penis size
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Fyrrys@reddit
It's just a joke. It's not that deep.
I went to a nudist friendly store to buy some pens.
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Fyrrys@reddit
I will take the thot to whoredor!
Haiku is easy
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Fyrrys@reddit
Or just write a sok
Ka haiku where you have too
Many syllables here
They’ve invented a new, quieter version of tennis.
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Fyrrys@reddit
It's played by the almighty pickle! My pickle has been known to crush worlds!
All the neighbors decorated their balconies with signs saying...
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Fyrrys@reddit
Just a yard sign that says "what he said" and an arrow pointing to another house
Why is every 'c' in Pacific ocean pronounced differently?
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Fyrrys@reddit
Maysaydays
I have fond memories of making sandcastles with my grandfather.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Panakin Skywalker has left the chat
Dave is walking down a busy street and he comes across a homeless man with a sign.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Should have slept with one eye open
A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady.
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Fyrrys@reddit
As a dad, you are wrong, your dad had perfect humor.
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
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Fyrrys@reddit
Chuck Norris has to first do something to feel guilty about
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
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Fyrrys@reddit
Only if we go back to the 90s, it was excellent back then
I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
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Fyrrys@reddit
Someone has been seeing the Liberty Mutual ads as much as I have. At least they're not annoying like most ads lately.
The woman I'm sleeping with keeps telling me I don't need to be intimidated by the size of her ex's dick
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Fyrrys@reddit
r/thesentenceandthehorror3tokyodrift
A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
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Fyrrys@reddit
He a little confused but he lost his spirit
What is a gynecologist's favorite beer?
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Fyrrys@reddit
I feel like something could make this joke a bit deeper, but I can't put my finger on it
One day, the guards decided to punish the prison's worst inmates: a serial killer, a terrorist and a necrophile
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Fyrrys@reddit
Not impossible, just really difficult, and forget about proper aim
What's the difference between my wife and my driveway
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Fyrrys@reddit
Your wife doesn't like it when you throw salt on her in the winter
Me and three guys in the pub were struggling to settle an argument about who was the best lover when one guy suggested he had a sound measuring device and we should all take it in turns to record how loud our wives scream during sex.
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Fyrrys@reddit
What does mine say?
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days - and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Everyone thinks the marine slogan is Semper Fidelis, but its actually "my body is a machine that turns crayons into poop"
Can you undress fast enough?
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Fyrrys@reddit
Must be an old joke where you had 20 feet of laces to undo before you could get your boots off
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
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Fyrrys@reddit
We JUST celebrated y2k like a week ago
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
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Fyrrys@reddit
If i shaved my face and changed my clothes and hairstyle while out and didn't tell my wife any of it was happening, she wouldnt recognize me at first, but our kids would
I was having lunch with a female colleague when I saw my wife come in.
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Fyrrys@reddit
And tonight we're gonna party!
"F*cking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
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Fyrrys@reddit
"Do these jeans make me look fat?"
No, but the fact that our memory foam mattress has checked into therapy is a good indicator
"F*cking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
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Fyrrys@reddit
The proper response, no matter the races involved, is "DAAAYUUUM!"
"F*cking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
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Fyrrys@reddit
A man is about to get a tetanus shot and the doctor tells him:
"This is going to sting a bit"
"That's fine, doc, let it rip"
"I'm fucking your wife"
A 20 year old man goes to the doctors and asks if there's a way he can live forever.
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Fyrrys@reddit
Live forever or die trying!