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• Why did the orphan become a priest?

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• A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says

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• When I die, I want to be cremated and

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• I told my therapist I have suicidal thoughts.

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• My wife ran off with my best friend.

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• My girlfriend said she wanted to try roleplay in bed.

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• What do you call a dog with no legs?

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• The doctor said I only have 24 hours to live.

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• What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

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• Why did the American cross the road?

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• How do you make a tissue dance?

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