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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Posted by standovahim_@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

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richardelmore@reddit

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.
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NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit

What do you call a dog with no legs and iron balls? Sparky
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well-of-wisdom@reddit

Hot dog
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martphon@reddit

What do you call a person with no sex drive? Doesn't matter. They won't come.
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AussiePete@reddit

I call mine Cigarette, because every evening I take him out for a drag.
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Nein-Toed@reddit

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no eye-deer What do you call a deer with no legs, no genitals, and no eyes? Still no fucking eye-deer
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General-Priority-479@reddit

🤣 lol. I'm a bad person 😞
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Ewetootwo@reddit

Ruff
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ssascotth@reddit

Ground beef! Wait, sorry, wrong animal joke…
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standovahim_@reddit (OP)

This joke hurt People sentiment???
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ssascotth@reddit

Huh?
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FabulousKitchen5831@reddit

What do you call a dog with no tongue? Scruffy bollocks
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