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I’m about to buy this boat and I need a name

Posted by PersonalityPrize3492@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 424 comments

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The Sea word

Friendly reminder for those who think otherwise

Posted by Notafitnessexpert123@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 532 comments

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Of course no one remembers shit

Can we pass a law that includes taxes in the display price?

Posted by vadroko@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 275 comments

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That's actually illegal in North Carolina

When was a mythbuster most in danger???

Posted by waveball03@reddit | mythbusters | View on Reddit | 121 comments

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Tory jumping the wagon on a bike was pretty dangerous

I don’t see this scene mentioned enough for topping the list of “1st traumatic movie experience”

Posted by Alternative-Light514@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 499 comments

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Terrified me. I refuse to show this to my kids

An app that’s like Shazam but for movies.

Posted by CyberGuy1001@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 7 comments

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This would be really handy for all those YouTube shorts that don't link any information about the movie clip they post

A city where minors aren't allowed to enter, where pedos can live and work, and aren't allowed to leave.

Posted by smm_h@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 241 comments

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It's called prison

I F*cking love my job.

Posted by UrBobbyIsAWonderland@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 505 comments

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I hope it lasts and management doesn't fuck everything up like they always do

Anon goes to space.

Posted by Needgirlthrowaway@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 135 comments

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Much of the success of our technology that is from Indian scientists.

Did anyone else watch Robin Hood a thousand times?

Posted by BarleyBo@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 889 comments

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Doot do do do, do do, do do...

Why does it have that kind of nose?

Posted by JustDriver9229@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 382 comments

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There's no evolutionary reason the proboscis plane grew its nose like that. Scientists think it's probably to impress a mate

Two people go asshole to asshole and see how long they can pass a fart back and forth

Posted by SaltyHatch@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 9 comments

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Brand new sentence

"Lobotomize" unusable smart tvs

Posted by Curious-Simple@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 214 comments

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Not supporting apps should be illegal. When they get to end of life they should have to legally give the source code array and unlock the hardware

Second place in Presidential race should be Vice President

Posted by Sickboatdad@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 86 comments

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It used to be this way, but I think it encouraged the 2nd place to off the winner

Anon is gynecologist

Posted by Syphax_Unifier@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 191 comments

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For *some* ladies. Some like it

Applying to airlines. I am a former adult film star

Posted by CreamyHorseCock@reddit | flying | View on Reddit | 527 comments

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You think creamyhorsecock is his real name?

What's the same price as 25 years ago?

Posted by Emergency_Mistake_44@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 1106 comments

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Arizona tea

What is the one thing you just flat out can’t understand how people can afford?

Posted by JustExtreme@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 2727 comments

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Most things. Brand name clothes... Like who she's $60 on a dress shirt?

Anon is confused about netflix's castlevania

Posted by ARZZZIO@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 354 comments

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Netflix is unwatchable now. It's like literally every shower showing two dudes fucking whether it's part of the story or not.

Trump toured Palmetto State Armory, purchased a glock, then talked about overturning the pistol brace rule. Redemption for the bump stock ban or grift?

Posted by CreepyBaneling@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 589 comments

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ULPT - Johnny Somali (Racist streamer who came to Japan and harassed random people in the train about Hiroshima and Nagasaki) is now in my city in Japan. What is the worst thing could I do to him that does not involve physically harming him?

Posted by calihornia@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 762 comments

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How can you have someone deported?

ULPT Request: what can be done about the literal Nazis out in front of disney world

Posted by theyellowpants@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 2461 comments

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That's not what my great grandpa did to them...

ULPT request I (M63) have fallen in love with a stripper (F23). How can I get her to quit stripping?

Posted by poopslicer69@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 780 comments

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Many a better men than you has tried to turn a stripper. Sadly my dude, she won't love you.

ULPT: Trying to find the guy that fucked my wife

Posted by panchoemp1@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 2285 comments

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I got a new job last month, highest salary I've ever made, but the company kinda just... sucks at what they do, and I don't understand how they're even in business.

Posted by yinor62332@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 317 comments

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Fuck it, ride it out and keep your eyes opened for other opportunities