ULPT request I (M63) have fallen in love with a stripper (F23). How can I get her to quit stripping?

Posted by poopslicer69@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 780 comments

ULPT Request My wife moved to Florida. We are getting divorced. I'm well off and don't have much to spend it on, so I frequent local strip clubs. I have spent a lot of time at one club and I met a lovely young woman i have fallen for. She wants to stop stripping, but she has student loans to pay off. The problem is her nosey boss is constantly on her to move on to the next customer. Any tips to get him to leave her alone?

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Top-Examination-8554@reddit

You don’t. You like strippers it seems, you don’t get to get her off the stage just bc you came in.

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sunlituplands@reddit

Get real.. Tip her well and enjoy your time with her. Don't put your expectations on her. Takes your chances, pay debt off and be open to anything

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therealmandie@reddit

[Part I](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15tx1c0/ulpt_request_how_to_make_close_friend_stop_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part II](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15txk7y/ulpt_request_how_to_keep_my_husbands_friend_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part III](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15u4f1x/ulpt_request_i_23f_stripper_have_a_customer_63m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part IV](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15u8vcc/ulpt_request_i_17m_will_turn_18_this_year_my_bio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part V](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15uascm/ulpt_request_my_42m_confidential_informant_63m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part VI](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ubdx0/ulpt_how_to_keep_my_best_dancer_from_falling_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part VII](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15um12g/ulpt_request_my36f_husband42m_is_an_fbi_agent_who/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [Part VIII](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15un9pq/ulpt_request_i_m63_have_fallen_in_love_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

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4ucklehead@reddit

What the fuck is this lol

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JesusIsJericho@reddit

Part VI was weak.

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noiseinart@reddit

r/theydidthework

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noiseinart@reddit

The interesting thing is they call from different users with post histories. I smell a conspiracy. RICO?

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greedy_mf@reddit

Probably. Kowalskii, analysis

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myhf@reddit

Negative, sir. It would appear to be a case of [tacit collusion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacit_collusion). Multiple independent parties committing the same crime of opportunity without explicitly communicating or reaching an agreement.

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i dont have an award but take this medal 🎖️

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Good bot

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

🔨🪒🙂

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carrimjob@reddit

i read this in his voice so easily lol

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soggymittens@reddit

Reddit, you’re a fucking legend.

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DrDoofenshmirtz981@reddit

Thanks Kowalski

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kowalski655@reddit

Wha..? How the fuck do I know?

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johnzaku@reddit

Your account is four years old….

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bumba_clock@reddit

Is it osteoporosis? Lean into the vowels

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Discremio@reddit

SUAVE?

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SideHug@reddit

It's bought accounts or hacked accounts. There is no way so many people are posting about this one guy.

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Claque-2@reddit

Yes. RICO Suave.

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MaksimumPower@reddit

Part III seems suspicious...

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1decentusername@reddit

SUAVE'?

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dearliv@reddit

Here before Netflix and Hulu makes a shitty 4 episode docuseries out of this.

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dancepuppetdance@reddit

Cover forever blown. Worth it.

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vgcmxg@reddit

Is that your brother?

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HoneyBucketsOfOats@reddit

/r/theydidthemonsterwork

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SummerEmCat@reddit

And in Roman numerals too.

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321Tomo@reddit

Yeah I never remember 4 and 6 so I’ll have to trust they’re in the right order

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lonelycyberangel@reddit

Longest Reddit fanfic I’ve ever seen 💀

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ScorpionWhisper@reddit

this is amazing

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GrilledCheese303@reddit

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while lmfao

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simpledeadwitches@reddit

This is better than Star Wars for sure.

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akiras_revenge@reddit

A Way better love story than Twilight

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timeforasandwich@reddit

I don't like glitter on strippers. It's annoying and it gets everywhere

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GSturges@reddit

In 1 day?!

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Zubenelgenubo@reddit

So Reddit comments is where ChatGPT gets all its story ideas!

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2wiceExDrowning@reddit

And that’s why the API was shut down!

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PolyLifeGirl@reddit

I think I love that they link to the post you are currently reading! Talk about attention to detail and keeping the Gag running smooth as silk!

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MaybeTheDoctor@reddit

Ha lol... I was starting to wonder if there were not a common thread here... this is a genius setup of trolling... This comment needs a lot more votes, or a post by it self.....

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MauriceIsTwisted@reddit

This is utterly fucking amazing. At this point they can go Fast and Furious 10 levels and I'll be here to read it

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fd1Jeff@reddit

“Somehow, Palpatine survived.”

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Grundens@reddit

Right? Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in many years, this person needs to write a screen play for this!!!

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soggymittens@reddit

Right!? I was just thinking the same thing— I’m here for it!

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tru_madness@reddit

Thank you!!!

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Marginalia69@reddit

Brilliant troll

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i-amnot-a-robot-@reddit

Rip free awards cause no way I’m spending money on this app anymore. Take a honorary platinum

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therealmandie@reddit

I’ll take it!! 🤠

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Lil_miss_feisty@reddit

I wish I had enough free time dedicated to make an elaborate conspiracy spiderweb involving multiple viewpoints and replying to comments in 9 different posts...

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therealmandie@reddit

Honestly I don’t, I should’ve been working but I did this instead. 🤭

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thisismyaccount3125@reddit

No, this was more important, you did the right thing

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therealmandie@reddit

Thank u i feel better about my decision 😌

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sidewalknomad@reddit

i do have this type of free time but i don't understand the will.

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The-Kid-Is-All-Right@reddit

I do have free will but I don’t understand this type of time

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Puppybrother@reddit

This would be kind of an awesome and genius undercover marketing stunt to introduce characters for a new dark comedy or something

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whatproblems@reddit

boredom

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

Where there’s boredom, there’s a way.

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HereOnCompanyTime@reddit

I'm way more invested than I expected to be.

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BeyazGolgeTR@reddit

İs she lying about her age? Possible part[part](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15urgi7/ulpt_request_my_daughter_18f_is_a_stripper_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) or a real daddy issue creator?

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BeyazGolgeTR@reddit

İs she lying about her age? Possible part[part](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15urgi7/ulpt_request_my_daughter_18f_is_a_stripper_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) or a real daddy issue creator?

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39_33__138@reddit

I was not ready for this

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afiafzil@reddit

The whole stripper lore is here

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beetus_gerulaitis@reddit

This is a completely new original art form.

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FreePrinciple270@reddit

It's quick and easy to generate everything with ChatGPT

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JustNeedHappy@reddit

What tf and how did you find this lol

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Nosequeponer64@reddit

Prob his alts or friends trolling

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-NotYourDad@reddit

Why did this not get added? [part idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15uslej/ulpt_advice_i_35m_armored_car_driver_stock_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=22)

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that_1_asiandude@reddit

Why did this not get added? [part idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15uslej/ulpt_advice_i_35m_armored_car_driver_stock_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=22)

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Armyjeepguy@reddit

Not all hero's wear capes my man. Thanks.

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StraightUp-Reviews@reddit

Can you add titles to your chapters please (ie “Strip club owner”; “Stripper”; “Lonely old guy”)?

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Commander_Meh@reddit

Mannnn yess. Make it a movie and make the titles be intros, like pulp fiction

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A_Supertramp_1999@reddit

Wow that was quite a ride!!!

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anotherchrisbaker@reddit

Can't wait to see these on bored panda next week

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6gc_4dad@reddit

The hero we deserve. 👏🏼

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platypus0fd3ath@reddit

Lmfao I read one this morning. Thanks for looking through the post history so the rest of us can enjoy 😂

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waitnotryagain@reddit

Wow this is hilarious

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FinnRazzel@reddit

This is fucking amazing. 💙

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whatproblems@reddit

this is impressive tbh

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It’s beautiful

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This is truly a work of art. Thank you for sharing.

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Wth?!?

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I am not sure whether to be impressed by the sheer dedication to this entire story, angry that they wasted my time, or sad that the family if it's real. The only thing I'm sure of is I'm blown away by your dedication to compile it all... unless you're the one creating it all, in which case I'm confused again. DAMMIT.

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therealmandie@reddit

Thank you! Not an author, merely an admirer

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JiuJitsuBoy2001@reddit

it is an impressive effort, for what reward I'm not sure. Is it even slightly possible that they're all actually real, and in some kind of crazy meta reddit inception movie plot?

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F_r_i_z_z_y@reddit

Is this some kind of creative writing project?

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Bolt_of_Zeus@reddit

[Part IX](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ux02z/ulpt_request_i_31f_cleaner_think_of_alicia_keys/)

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Serious-Armadillo368@reddit

😂😂😂 funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet

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Sircess@reddit

Is this, like, a new format for narrative art?

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Acrobatic-Location34@reddit

Thank you so much

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copperstar22@reddit

Someone sell this to Hollywood

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therealmandie@reddit

Done

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Kat_Smeow@reddit

You are awesome. Thank you for this.

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therealmandie@reddit

🫡 happy to serve my unethical community

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What a roller coaster!

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This is going to be the first film ever written on Reddit.

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YES!!!! This is what I was hoping for🩷🩷🩷

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DrDoofenshmirtz981@reddit

Now I'm invested

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tbmepm@reddit

But why do they not line up in some regards...

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MaybeTheDoctor@reddit

Different people have different recollection or different understanding of what is going on.

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GodfatherOfficial@reddit

We gonna have seasons now??

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Mods please pin this post. People need to see the entire, glorious collaboration

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I love this so much it hurts

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How do I follow this wonderful saga?

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kptgoudvis1@reddit

You missed one https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ubdx0/ulpt_how_to_keep_my_best_dancer_from_falling_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

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This is gold!!

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Holy shit. This is absolutely fucking fantastic

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yajtraus@reddit

Wow, I only saw the previous one, I had no idea how deep this goes.

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Yukonman0069@reddit

Zelle me 10k I’ll tell you EXACTLY how to do it brotha

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Jealous_Reward_8425@reddit

marry her and make her your beneficiary.

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Sm0k3inth3tr33s@reddit

Dude, this should be a movie. Make sure to throw in a nice rug to tie the whole film together.

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ryden360@reddit

True romance has a nice ring to it.

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Sm0k3inth3tr33s@reddit

Funny, that's one of my all-time favorite movies

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needtimeforplay1@reddit

Don't treat objects like women, man.

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Mikimao@reddit

Well that's just like.... your opinion, man

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MoSqueezin@reddit

I don't like your jerk off face, and I don't like you, jerk off.

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WhirledNews@reddit

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening…

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friggintodd@reddit

You fuckin facist!

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celestineblu3@reddit

THANK YOU KING

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stan-dupp@reddit

You human paraquat

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No_Dig_5530@reddit

Hey! We will not tolerate this hostility man.

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Top_Relative9495@reddit

I got a beverage here, man

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Wisex@reddit

Hey I got a buddy who’s been wanting to get into acting, he’s a vietnam vet but I think he’s past that at this point

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k-dick@reddit

Great comment lol

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ponyboy3@reddit

a few a white russians

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cuntsaurus@reddit

Maybe some bowling

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Tchaik748@reddit

And no fewer than 250 f bombs

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cuntsaurus@reddit

Do you have to use so many curse words?

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Tchaik748@reddit

What fuckin curse words?

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TheRealMcSavage@reddit

Yeah, like a nice one, hopefully nothing disgusting happens to it.

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Marblerunr@reddit

Make sure to get an army vet in there for extra conversation and context!

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kdavous@reddit

Make sure he actually gets the rug back though

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PK-MattressFirm@reddit

That's just like your opinion, man.

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AnneFrank_nstein@reddit

You're out of your element Donny!

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ParitoshD@reddit

r/lebowski

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B99fanboy@reddit

That is like your opinion man

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JosephJohnPEEPS@reddit

I’ll pee on the rug. Twist: I built the railroads.

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DangerousDave303@reddit

Fuck it, Dude! Let’s go bowling.

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Lets_Kick_Some_Ice@reddit

Fuckin A man, i got a rash man

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Relevant_Slide_7234@reddit

She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that’s cool, that’s cool man.

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Obvious_Form_3713@reddit

I'm making a low budget porno called Log Jammin' and would love to cast her for a role.

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Superunknown--@reddit

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

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cuntsaurus@reddit

You need a toe? I can get you a toe, I can get you a toe by 3o clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

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trevmflynn81@reddit

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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TastelessBudz@reddit

You're paying too much for toes. Whose your toe guy?

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cuntsaurus@reddit

I have a toe girl actually. Great prices, can get any kind of toe you could need.

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Kdj2j2@reddit

I’ll have you know the Supreme Court roundly rejected prior restraint.

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trevmflynn81@reddit

Oh, please, DEAR

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rossdrawsstuff@reddit

Obviously you’re not a golfer

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cocoapuff1721@reddit

I’m calmer than you dude

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The-Doodle-Dude@reddit

Waving a fucking fun around?!?

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ash_4p@reddit

Calmer than you are

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TooLazyToBeClever@reddit

I don't care what anybody says, I would cut off both feet for 110k. I'm not even lying, show me the money and they're yours.

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TimeVictorious@reddit

Do you want it for life? Or… Just a short term toe. Just a short term toe. Just a short term toe? Easy.

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girlabides@reddit

She thought we would get a million dollars

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Hyippy@reddit

>fake her kidnapping by hiring nihilists to cut off her toe I mean, that's not what happened. The toe belonged to one of the nihilists. And Mr. Lebowski had no part in the fake kidnapping it was just an opportunity for him to embezzle and blame The Dude.

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pinback77@reddit

As long as no micturition is involved.

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RevengeofKropotkin@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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Switchbak@reddit

I can get you a toe.

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camelslikesand@reddit

Sounds exhausting

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ActSignal1823@reddit

I can't abide.

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k-dick@reddit

I said we'll cut off your jonssson

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OvoidPovoid@reddit

What the hell are you blathering about?

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el0_0le@reddit

You want a toe? I can get you a fuckin toe, dude.

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DRZARNAK@reddit

That allowance has best be ample.

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upvotegoblin@reddit

Lol

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Gunzenator2@reddit

My name is Jackie Treehorn and I support this message.

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InformalPenguinz@reddit

But why a bowler?

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Xszit@reddit

Cause they have big balls. If you're going to hire someone to go toe to toe with nihilists, they're gonna need big balls.

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NotYou_42@reddit

obviously you’re not a golfer

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gotlactase@reddit

Okay, what’s this called on Netflix? Gotta watch it tonight

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Zubenelgenubo@reddit

The Big Lebowski

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Leather_Condition610@reddit

Vagina

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Jealous_Reward_8425@reddit

Goddammit Walter why is everything with you have to do with fucking Vietnam man?

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Alexander__DeLarge@reddit

You’re out of your element

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Gabians@reddit

I am the walrus

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sirlost33@reddit

That’s like, just your opinion, man….

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earlofhoundstooth@reddit

He treats objects like women, man.

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chuckDTW@reddit

One of the best lines of the movie!

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old_pond@reddit

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

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MissaShobb@reddit

This reminds me of when Reddit used to be good. Thank you

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NovemberGale@reddit

You’re gonna get your Johnson cut off

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DonKeighbals@reddit

Don’t be fatuous, Jealous_Reward_8425.

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trevmflynn81@reddit

You mean, coitus?

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trevmflynn81@reddit

Good advice. But you're going to need something to really tie it all together.

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Ugly4merican@reddit

That's just, like, your opinion man.

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Low_Culture2487@reddit

This.

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inplayruin@reddit

Just make sure to sell it by going into seclusion in the west wing

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sprocketous@reddit

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

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eryc333@reddit

The Dude!

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leyline@reddit

Dude!

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purptropica@reddit

This

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isitbreaktime@reddit

He's the RIGHT Lebowski!

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iansmash@reddit

Somebody trying to fabricate the next Zola 😂 Not gonna work buddy

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andrewjaplan@reddit

This has to be Tarantino’s next film.

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OkOutlandishness634@reddit

Respectfully, you're too old to fall for booty calls. If you only meet her at this club that means she has 0 interest in seeing you elsewhere. But you can't prove that anymore because you've introduced money into the equation. You've become a source of income and that isn't love. Get out of the cycle before it ruins your actual life.

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johncandyspolkaband@reddit

“Needs to pay off her student loans” 🤣🤣🤣. There ARE NO student loans.

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Dependent-Gate-2632@reddit

LOL

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Piffdolla1337take2@reddit

Is your name mark?

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johncandyspolkaband@reddit

Oh shit man, the perfect comment doesn’t exh..

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LeLuMan@reddit

Dude said “i can fix her” 😭

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filthyphil6@reddit

Student loans is code for cocaine habit

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Ravengaddafi@reddit

Why y'all men today wanna change a woman and take em away from they profession

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Watcher2@reddit

Since you say you have plenty of money to blow just pony up the extra money to take her in the VIP room and make love to her there. Don’t get married again, don’t invest into romantic relationships again at least not right now m8. Take her in the “VIP” room. make that a regular thing if it’s good for you.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Why do you think we have never spent time In the VIP?

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Watcher2@reddit

I stand corrected. Listen I wish you nothing but happiness and success in love and in life my good man, I just think you should listen to the song, “No Role Modelz” by J-Cole before you decide.

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NegotiationSeveral49@reddit

My best guess would be to start testing tensile strength of different leather belts and when you find one that will get the job done, you use it in conjunction with a rickety stool and an above average height ceiling fan

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Healthy_Lecture_3282@reddit

She is going to "rip" your heart out.💔

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handyscotty@reddit

Lol. Waste of time

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LegitimatePianist175@reddit

Pay her double what she makes stripping and pay off her student loans.

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RatherRetro@reddit

Make her an offer she cant refuse

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salmonngarflukel@reddit

Maybe she really doesn't want to stop. She's just telling you that so you keep coming back and paying for her services.

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DodoBird4444@reddit

You can be her sugar daddy but you need to realize she will always view you as an old man and will never truley love you. She might love you like a "grandfather" in some way, even if she has sex with you she will not really view you as a partner and will probably have more age-appropriate relationships you don't know about. But hey if you're okay with that just get yourself and sugar baby and enjoy it! Doesn't have to be true love, as long as you and her are happy with the relationship.

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FitPotato5702@reddit

Uh. By goinf to prison. My god that age gap is crazy

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ThokasGoldbelly@reddit

18 is adulthood......

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FitPotato5702@reddit

I get that, but the age gap is still crazy to me.

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ThokasGoldbelly@reddit

It's not illegal so why would you want them to be arrested? Kinda dumb imo

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Crazy_Memory_9692@reddit

Just find her a new job.

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nobodyt-a6789@reddit

You can't. You can't make her a housewife, either, to parrot an old phrase. She does this because she likes the attention she gets from it. If you want to wait around until she's worn out and replaced by younger girls, I suppose you can, but it will be a rocky ride with no guarantee you win in the end.

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Ancient-Basil8274@reddit

You can't make a hoe into a housewife.

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Ok-Abbreviations88@reddit

This belongs in r/Jokes

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tunatowel@reddit

If she's not having sex with the clientele then who cares she's probably making good money especially if she's very attractive. I'd say live and let live enjoy your hot girlfriend that you get to sleep with and nobody else does

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broxsie@reddit

I know plenty of guys that were in your situation. Basically you need to be able to provide for her financially. Tell her you’d like her to quit and that you’ll take care of her and future children. Maybe she’s just doing it for the money and your offer will be appealing. You never know!

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spunion_28@reddit

Here's a tip: you could be her grandfather. Wake up and look for a 35-40 yr old if you want someone younger. This is gross, you have no chance with her, and this is the typical "stripper uses older guy for money" scenario. Shocked you'd even post this honestly.

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MeringueCalm5174@reddit

Now this, this is one of them occasions Where the homies not doin' it right I mean he found him a ho that he like But you can't make a ho a housewife

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Satans_cumpumper@reddit

Lol your a sucker!

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dojarelius@reddit

Bad news all around

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Mr_BigglesworthIII@reddit

Pay her

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Potential-Farmer5413@reddit

Her boss? ..... pimp. And no .

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workingdad83@reddit

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.

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greystripe3@reddit

imagine falling in 'love' with a chick 40 years younger than you! ew.

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thcxgold@reddit

LMFAOOOOO! Bendito

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Waddayanoe@reddit

Make waaaaaaaaayyyy more money than her. Them she'll quit and even marry you for the few years you got left. Then she'll take all your monies and everyone except the people that were actually there through all your life.

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Devilwithnocharm@reddit

Good luck 👍

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Plane-Code7198@reddit

She don’t love you fool. She just wants that cheese.

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Pregogets58466@reddit

Teddy bunion vibes

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Fen-xie@reddit

Because of the color of the logo and title/recent controversy i thought this was the Linus tech tips Reddit 🤣😭

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InhumanDeviant@reddit

This has creep written all over it. First I'm certain that this is 99.9% fake but if it in fact falls in that .1% of reality... Give it up. This isn't a movie. You aren't that white knight that will save her because she more than likely doesn't need saving. Most strippers aren't victims. They're quite intelligent shrewd business women who will tell you whatever you want to hear for you to keep buying watered down drink and tipping.

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IBDelicious@reddit

Lol.

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Slowmac123@reddit

Why does [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/15vbov2/old_male_coworker_wont_leave_me_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) sound like it could be part 9, pld man finds stripper’s day job and won’t leave her alone

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SideHug@reddit

Elaborate story telling OP with your multiple fake accounts

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

I only have 1 account.

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SideHug@reddit

When redditors think they're smart

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MayDayBeginAgain@reddit

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved.

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scorpionattitude@reddit

Offer to be her sugar daddy

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Unlikely_Layer_2268@reddit

We know you are older than that Mr Trump

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Trump is 77. I'm 63

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ayyyeslick@reddit

You’re still 40 years older than her. Stay in your lane. She’s a stripper man she’s working

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

How about you fuck off and mind your own business you little whiney bitch

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ayyyeslick@reddit

You posted your business online, Princess. You’re the only one whining because you don’t like what you’re being told. Even if you do have something beyond the regular, it won’t last. How much longer do you have until you’re in diapers? She won’t stick around for that.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Maybe at some point you will figure this whole thing out.

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ayyyeslick@reddit

It’s pretty clear man. Hope you can see what’s in front of you

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Is it?

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Thomas_Fx@reddit

This usually never works. Many strippers love the cash tips because they sadly have a drug problem. ‘Saving’ a stripper is like converting a mermaid to walk on dry land.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

I'm guessing you never saw Splash with Tom Hanks

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ayyyeslick@reddit

That’s a movie. This is reality.

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HeavenLeighSkyz@reddit

This is nasty

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koenigsberg1936@reddit

Oldest stripper story in the book. Sorry to say it, but you're getting conned.

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dinkyyo@reddit

Way better than the writers’ strike

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bojinkies@reddit

sir you’re 63 and she’s paid to pretend to like you. leave that girl alone

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Last night she let me take home and fuck her.

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Independent-Hawk-144@reddit

You have fallen for her stage face. You don't know her out anywhere else. She gives you attention that she gives other people. Keep you head and heart straight. They are not connected to your nutsuck. She is a 23 year old little girl. Mentality wise way younger than you. You are old enough to be her grandfather. You've had a whole dang life. She hasn't. Let her live her life. Do not take away her youth. She can have a long happy life with someone. With you.... only piece of her life. Then she will have to go through your death and try and heal finding someone else to live the rest of her middle aged life. She can't raise kids with you. Why do that to someone? You're rebounding onto her. Find someone closer to your age. She can't relate to you. She is looking at life through the eyes of a college kid. Not an older generation thats been married and created a while life. She can't understand you like you hope. She's too young. And you can't possibly understand her. You're too old. She isn't fully developed yet. Brain isn't fully developed until around 25. Decision making process isn't done. Let her grow up. Kids are not the same anymore. And grown adults at your age should leave the kids alone. That's cradle robbing. As a dad, I'd be so pissed at the old fuck trying to mess with my daughter. I know how a man's brain works. I'd be damned letting my daughter talk to someone over 3 times her age. If she was like 30, that's different. 23 is still a dang kid.

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Federal-Subject-3541@reddit

Goddamn, this is why I tell people to check Reddit. LMAO

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Chokedee-bp@reddit

As soon as you pay off her student loans she’ll leave you for someone her age

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matrix2002@reddit

First of all, this was clearly written by someone who doesn't ever fucking go to a strip club. Managers don't make girls "move on to the next customer". Quite the opposite, they encourage strippers to spend as much time as possible with customers because their job is to literally get you to spend money. If you really want to write a short story about a strip club, fucking go to a strip club and actually try to figure out how it works. If you do this, you will realize that strippers marry their customers on a occasion for a variety of reasons, but money is probably the biggest one. Much more common is when strippers TEASE their customers into spending as much money as possible by acting like they WOULD get into a relationship with them, when they actually would never dream of dating them. It's all a game of teasing on both sides. Men want temporary sexual companionship but will often act like they want real relationships. Strippers act like they would oblige by teasing and sexually gratifying the customers. It's all an act on both sides. Most men like the idea of dating a stripper, but the reality would blow their minds as the woman they flirted with at the club is completely different from the person they would be with 24/7. Strippers are a very jaded group of people because they attract the most depraved men. Not all men are bad that go to strip clubs, but lots of bad men go to strip clubs. And the strippers have to deal with them EVERY SINGLE DAY. OP, stop being a pussy and go to a strip club and spend some money on a stripper before you try to write about it.

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Procaster25@reddit

“She belongs to the streets”

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WahyaD@reddit

Have you ever heard the saying 'There's no fool like an old fool"? Your face is beside that definition. Wake up man! She wants you to pay her bills then good-bye to you. You're not going to stop, but you'll remember I warned you!

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Thick-Work4680@reddit

Run fool!!

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Iceman_001@reddit

> She wants to stop stripping, but she has student loans to pay off. Sounds to me like she's trying to scam you out of your money and wants you to pay for her student loans. Find someone else to fall in love with.

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Individual-Fan5663@reddit

Bro, you aren’t in love with her, you are in love with the fantasy she’s selling you. She looks at you as a creepy trick that she pretends to like for money. Do what every guy does after a divorce and get in shape, get a hobby and move on with your fucking life.

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BaullahBaullah87@reddit

Lol this is definitely not something that I would consider cliche and awkwardly funny….or is it 🤔?…

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geekaustin_777@reddit

Help her get a better paying job.

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pootyboi52@reddit

Hahahahaha

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Artistic-Tea4981@reddit

"You can't turn a ho into a housewife, foo."

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lisbontomadrid@reddit

😂😂😂😂

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foreverrherr@reddit

Move onto somebody new maybe she doesn’t want you or if you aren’t paying her enough or spending big money in the club … her manager prob knows either way so he takes or saves her from u.

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SlaterAlligator2@reddit

How can a man be this naïve? This has to be fake. No way a well off 63 year old man doesn't have the common sense to not fall for a stripper

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sherman_ws@reddit

You would be shocked…..

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wreckyourpod@reddit

You would be dead wrong. I know this guy.

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sherman_ws@reddit

Oh…..she likes you but it’s her boss that’s “making” her move onto the next customer? You get they are in cahoots, right? You’ll pay off her student loans (assuming they are real, unlikely) and she’ll move along.

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xool420@reddit

The next chapter in the saga

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Jemeloo@reddit

For those who dont know, someone is doing a “creative” writing thing where they are posting multiple view points of the same story they made up.

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GeometryNacho@reddit

oh thank god, this was quite disgusting

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HipHopPotatoMouse@reddit

I don't think this is true. Accounts seem to have a history. It's likelier that the story is crowd sourced. You can be the next person to write the next chapter :)

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Jemeloo@reddit

Crowd sourced is equally stupid.

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HipHopPotatoMouse@reddit

And I was here thinking it was brilliant!

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IsoAgent@reddit

So it's not a coincidence that posts in r/relationshipadvice, r/twohottakes, r/unethicalprolifetips, r/legaladvice, r/AITAH, r/sipstea, r/Yolo, r/investments, r/stupidfoods, and r/teens all have similar posts about this but from different perspectives?

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Obvious_Form_3713@reddit

I'm going to make a post from the perspective of the stripper pole in this establishment.

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Jemeloo@reddit

Shocking right?

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Attarker@reddit

LMAO I used to do this same thing when I was a bored teenager on the internet

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jake_burger@reddit

Yeah it’s called Reddit.

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Only2morrow@reddit

I've seen people PAYING for stories like this to be written on Reddit through Upwork. Last one I read (while looking for a side gig) was: Write a post from the PoV of a husband who found his wife cheating then gets revenge on his wife by getting her arrested. Must be in "Am I The Asshole" format. Requires at least two updates and responses to 10 comments. Pay was $10 if anyone is interested :D

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alexramirez69@reddit

Upwork will pay for that shit?

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Only2morrow@reddit

YUP. I was equally shocked. Talk about karma farming.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

I'm not sure what you guys are talking about. I'm genuinely looking for advise you get this woman that I like to stop stripping. She has told me she wants to quit.

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sdtq58@reddit

Ok poopslicer69

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Patina_dk@reddit

That's what my poop knife is called.

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Loggerdon@reddit

Wrong. I'm the strippers boss. Move it along girls....time is money!

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AwkwardCucumber1825@reddit

I was going to say, I think last night someone’s wife asked how to keep husband at the strip club lol

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3-Username-20@reddit

And there qas one with mafia. I'm having a good time reading these tbh, when it finally finishes someone should complie them.

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AwkwardCucumber1825@reddit

Yes kind of the entire story with all different angles

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jkermit19@reddit

I saw that post. I think that's where it all started. Whatever the case, this has been a wild, wild ride.

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fluent_in_gibberish@reddit

Have we heard from the stripper yet?

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Gidje123@reddit

The greater nood

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brandnewspacemachine@reddit

But they are all from separate relatively high karma accounts, is it just a meme by now?

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xool420@reddit

Nah bro this real

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middleagerioter@reddit

Just as real as the strippers student loans and interest in the old man!

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BirdFragrant6018@reddit

The University of Prostitution is a real thing

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Jemeloo@reddit

Lol

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Jack_Benney@reddit

Well, this after all an "unethical" subreddit.

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triptharip@reddit

None of the posts have been from the same person

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MaintenanceFar8903@reddit

Chapter 8 right?

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porcelainredhead@reddit

Clearly you should prove she's worth it by buying the biggest diamond you can get and marry her.

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SoTiredOfRatRace@reddit

You wont. It takes a special kind of female to undress in front of strangers for money. Run.

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ElBossDeGravy@reddit

just ask how can i get the ocean to dry up, that might be easier

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Fearless-Cake7993@reddit

Every fathers worst nightmare

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ride_electric_bike@reddit

I think Too Short explored this very issue years ago.

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DickyMcDoodle@reddit

You could pay her as well as she gets paid to strip. Anything less than that and she ain't quittin shit.

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emerald-rabbit@reddit

You don’t. Fuck off.

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aviarywisdom@reddit

Give them boneitis

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AdImpossible5402@reddit

What the hell is going on?

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bert-and-churnie@reddit

ok t-pain

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Feisty-Summer9331@reddit

this belongs in shitposting, correct?

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bitchslap2012@reddit

LOL  if this is real, you are beyond help if this is troll, well done

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ZombieBarney@reddit

Bro, he's just a millionaire that casually asks for advice on Reddit, the Florida of social media.

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CosmicTaco93@reddit

That's an interesting analogy. What states would X(Twitter), Facebook, and Tik Tok be?

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ZombieBarney@reddit

Facebook is the California, Twitter is a fucking dumpster fire, like 1980s New York, and TikTok is a mixture of a Thai brothel and a crack house full of junkies on speed and cocaine, Nevada maybe?

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P4intsplatter@reddit

As a Floridian, I approve this analogy.

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TheCrazyBlacksmith@reddit

Considering they were 42 twelve hours ago, I’m going to assume they’re either a time traveler or a troll. An amusing one at that.

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johnwick369@reddit

read op's username and deduce your opinion thereafter

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Hanz616@reddit

He for sure has a poop knife

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Comfortable_Park5895@reddit

Keanu comes with the goods as always

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Comfortable_Park5895@reddit

nailed it

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RevolutionaryOne4673@reddit

Ok I’m dead now

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Necrophism@reddit

If you really want to marry her, you’ll have to center your relationship around giving her the majority of your money and lean into being a cuck for the dates she’s going to go on with what you give her. As long as you’re okay with losing your money and having other guys fuck her, I don’t see what could go wrong.

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JareBear805@reddit

Will anymore characters get involved????

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AlwaysMooning@reddit

I have an indecent proposal for you. Let me spend one night with her and I’ll give you $1 million.

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skisushi@reddit

If you don't let her get dressed, she can't strip. Sounds kinda Ferengi, doesn't it?

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windycityfan7@reddit

A fool and his money are easily parted.

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Dry-Clock-1470@reddit

Pay her. As much as she makes stripping.

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Five2one521@reddit

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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witchyanne@reddit

You can’t. Mind your own business and let the woman live her life!

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ScruffyTheRat@reddit

You accept that she is a stripper and that's what she does for work. You be okay with it and support her until she is ready to move on to the next thing. You support her while she deals with her boss. When she is ready, she will move on. Perhaps, if she is ready to move on to something else, then you offer your assistance in helping figure out what her degree can be used for, but it is not your job to discourage certain prospects because she may feel the need to choose because of what you want. If she is not ready to move on, you just be there for her until she is. You started dating her while she was a dancer. You cannot "get" or "force" or "make" someone change because you are uncomfortable with it. It is her job. You were comfortable with it when she was a stripper and you must have accepted it somewhere along the line in order to be dating each other. Deal with it and be supportive until she is ready.

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TheFrenchFryWarrior@reddit

\>> stripper \>> job choose one

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ScruffyTheRat@reddit

Being an exotic dancer is a job. I don't understand your comment. Can you elaborate?

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TheFrenchFryWarrior@reddit

Rewording stripper to exotic dancer is about as accurate as calling a beggar a freelancing CFO Idk strippers basically do not exist in my country and my only perspective on it is that 99% are forced into stripping as a desperate measure to handle a dire economic situation which in itself is not bad but the job itself to me is sad or just screams a life without ambition

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ScruffyTheRat@reddit

The dictionary definition of the word "job" states: "a paid position of regular employment" I do not know which country you are from, but i think you may benefit from opening your eyes to the rest of the modern world. Making an assumption like that is called a stereotype. "Stereotype" is defined as "a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing."

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TheFrenchFryWarrior@reddit

I am still pretty convinced few people flash their boobs to old men because they enjoy their art, and if they do it purely for money then I think it is sad society has failed them to a point where they feel stripping is needed

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Frequent-Volume5817@reddit

Girly, dancers make more money in one night than most people see in a week's check. They're hard workers and deserve every dollar they make. Idk what else the definition of doing physical labor for money is besides a job lol

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honuworld@reddit

Tell her you don't have any more money. You will find out if she really likes you or just your wallet.

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lovejac93@reddit

😂

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gregdaweson7@reddit

Shes too far gone, run.

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Clarkiieh@reddit

Easy. Don't go. Try golf

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Pryoticus@reddit

This is a joke right?

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TheRealMrVegas@reddit

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife

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Top_Anteater_6076@reddit

Some bad internet fiction. Bc all parties post under unethical life tips.

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TheFairyingForest@reddit

She doesn't want you. She wants your money. You're not in love. You're in lust. This girl is young enough to be your granddaughter. You should be dating someone closer to your own age, not someone who just wants your money to pay off her student loans. The rule is "half your age plus seven." Find a nice 38-year-old woman. Senior citizens who date college girls are creepy af, sir.

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ennn01@reddit

Seriously! This OP is fucking creepy.

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JackwithaMac@reddit

If senior citizens who date college girls are creepy, at least give the girls an adjective as well , since it indeed takes two to tango. Also this is fake as hell lmfaoo

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true_paladin@reddit

I'll give them the adjective of "victim"

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TheFairyingForest@reddit

Mercenary. She's in it for the money. I believe I said that in the very first sentence. ROFL

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Obvious_Form_3713@reddit

As Samantha said in Sex in the City, "Nobody wants to fuck grandmas pussy".

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Affectionate-Desk888@reddit

You pick random arbitrary numbers for what is creepy but alright.

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TheFairyingForest@reddit

I didn't pick the numbers, although I thank you for trying to give me credit. https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/half-your-age-plus-seven/

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Affectionate-Desk888@reddit

I know you didnt come up with it you just parrot what you read. That does not mean they are not random and arbitrary.

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Extra_Intro_Version@reddit

It’s pretty widely accepted as a pretty good guideline.

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AccidentallyRelevant@reddit

Religion has a guideline or two and I've heard of it before Reddit so I guess I'll just call it good

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TheFairyingForest@reddit

You can call it "parrot what you read"; I call it "providing a source." :D

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Affectionate-Desk888@reddit

The source was not based on anything beyond “muh feeling.” Just because something is written down doesnt make it “a source.” Just like if I say lizard people are real because I can find pages on the internet that say so.

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TheFairyingForest@reddit

The dictionary is "muh feeling"? Wow. Okay, junior. Whatever you say.

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VMX5599@reddit

Waiting for part 9

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Have you seen the fly on the wall one? It's fantastic

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Staseu@reddit

Siri, play T-Pain

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Nosequeponer64@reddit

#Either bullshit or a really weird person So, he likes rugby, gardening, fish, and politics, this is his first post here, but not comment, he doesnt seem to be a 63 year old, he has a painted wooden dinosaur, and doesnt have a 18+ acc

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xxScion@reddit

Poopslicer....

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slayerLM@reddit

Get into coke and DJ’ing and quit being a little bitch while you’re at it

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

I already do x daily and I'm in a fight club. I'm not sure how much more hobbies I have time for.

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leave_it_to_beavers@reddit

Amazing

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Julie_Brenda@reddit

you can’t. she’s in love with the money she pulls in, and even if you’re laundering money for another purpose at the strip club, she’s there to get it from other Johns. go to college. find a pretty grad student or a double-bachelors candidate and wine and dine them. dress up for the dating. show them you have ballroom dance skills.

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mrsecondbreakfast@reddit

>I'm well off and don't have much to spend it on, so I frequent local strip clubs. In case you don't know what to do with your money, there are real people who are hungry out there in the world.

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Bitter_Tension_9047@reddit

Funny how you don't hold the same sentiment towards ur government. But this 1 brave sold must cure world issues. Don't mind the God complex when he pulls this off

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mrsecondbreakfast@reddit

>Funny how you don't hold the same sentiment towards ur government. Government is dogshit, I can't change that. There are people who need help. Gov fails them. However in the end I have money and there are people who need my money. Is it really that complicated? Can't save them all but it's definitely possible to have a positive impact on people's lives, so why not? >Don't mind the God complex when he pulls this off How can someone be this opposed to helping people. Is this late stage nihilism? Just being a corpse with cash?

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Bitter_Tension_9047@reddit

I was referring to that expectation that they're entitled to share their money.Sure a person with a pure heart might share but me weary of the powerful with God complexes. If I had the power to create a worldwide vaccine, I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't have some sinister goals attached. If Hitler starts being charitable ummmm

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HearthstoneConTester@reddit

Wtf are you talking about

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mrsecondbreakfast@reddit

Justifying apathy because soulless nihilist.

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mrsecondbreakfast@reddit

Justifying being apathetic

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solemnisland@reddit

hey strippers are real people who are hungry too

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OkManufacturer767@reddit

FFS I think I understand why your wife left. This dancer is just working you. You can't meet someone, see what they do for a living, and then demand they stop doing it.

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yallmyeskimobrothers@reddit

I'm gonna tell you what my buddy always tells me when visiting a club. "Remember, strippers don't have souls. Their evolutionary relative is the succubus. Don't fall for the lies of the soulless succubus."

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LocalInactivist@reddit

Please stop.

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tru_madness@reddit

This is gold. I need to be reminded and update is necessary!

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static_madman@reddit

Just why?

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gassmano@reddit

Just impressed by how many Reddit accounts you have.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Just 1

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ineverupboat@reddit

Fucking don’t. Just don’t. These women are damaged to the point that they see monogamy as a trap and you’re a sucker for giving them ANYTHING.

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whatitdew83@reddit

Gotta keep feeding her money. There's literally no other way to show love. This will fully ensure that she will be faithful and give you much success life.

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JohnPaton3@reddit

lmfao The amount of men who, "fall in love" with a stripper and want them to quit, completely baffles me.

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BeansAndBiscuit@reddit

Nope. Move on.

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misteridjit@reddit

Pay.

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OrneryDay8487@reddit

I was a stripper. She will tell you what you want to hear to get $$… don’t do it.

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guapoguzman@reddit

I didn’t know T-Pain was 63 now

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JustNeedHappy@reddit

She's lying to you. You're the best kind of guys for those girls to play with. I used to be a hostess turned manager. Those girls all have the same story.

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samiux4@reddit

Too late for you, man. Forget it. She's not into you like that.

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babazuki@reddit

This one isn't even shady, it's foolish, but it doesn't hurt anyone. Why jump to ULPT? If you love her, and you have money, there's nothing unethical about paying her loans so she doesn't need to strip and then getting normal advice about how to convert a stripper into a gf.

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chriswasmyboy@reddit

Bejezusfuckingchrist

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RouletteVeteran@reddit

🛑 and listen to these > https://youtu.be/k-VcA7C6meg > https://youtu.be/_7vQSPBtwyc

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FreshBakedButtcheeks@reddit

Become sugar daddy

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watchtheworldsmolder@reddit

You don’t.

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Nosequeponer64@reddit

Prob bullcrap, will update later

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KushDLuffy@reddit

I hope you aren't tipping her thousands or dollars Unless you want a girlfriend that looks at you directly as a piggy bank Then again, if you're already tipping thousands of dollars , why buy the cow if you can get the milk(your money) for free(relatively easy)

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Nosequeponer64@reddit

Wtf man?

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PMmeyourbigweener@reddit

Lmso wtf did I just read

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starkistuna@reddit

Lol another John falls for a young hoe. She is in it for the money this relationship will last 60 days.

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rowdy1212@reddit

Tell her you will be her “sugar daddy”. Tell her you will be Richard Gere (without the gerbil of course) and she’ll be the woman with all the teeth. I don’t recall her name. Good luck.

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Huge-Cardiologist954@reddit

I, for one, very much enjoyed my reading of “A Confederacy of Cunces”

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Bdc9876@reddit

Fake

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Affectionate_Way_428@reddit

You can take the stripper out of the strip club, but…

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TotallyN0tAnAlien@reddit

Gross, you could be her great grandfather…

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coolplate@reddit

Many a better men than you has tried to turn a stripper. Sadly my dude, she won't love you.

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Its_all_made_up___@reddit

The other guys fucking her are asking the same question.

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sofakingdombud@reddit

Tell her you love her ❤️ 😏 🙄

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APlainBrownEnvelope@reddit

Don't. Please don't. Run. My father's second wife was a much younger stripper...also in Florida. After a few months living together, she stole everything worth a damn (including my grandfather's pocket watch, which was to be the only item I'd inherit from him).

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RichardIraVos@reddit

Oh look mr. 63-year-old captain save a hoe over here

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f1ve-Star@reddit

But seriously, she is a 23 year OLD stripper. How many good years does she have left?

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Lattegremlin@reddit

Highest earner at my old club was early 40s with some kids. Lots of cosmetic work and minimal drinking. Lot of guys preferred her to the drunk 20 year olds

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f1ve-Star@reddit

I was just being sarcastic above. I am actually not a horrid misogynist. I understand stripping is actually about much more than just taking clothes off. I am actually surprised a little, that on this sub, I was set straight. Thanks.

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Lattegremlin@reddit

Lol my bad. I’m just a 25 year old stripper having a senior moment

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f1ve-Star@reddit

Good luck.

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celestineblu3@reddit

The women who make the most money in the club consistently are in their late 30s and early 40s. Who told you women “expire”?

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f1ve-Star@reddit

I never thought of earning a gold watch for 20 years of service in that industry.

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f1ve-Star@reddit

I believe you. I don't go to strip clubs often. The ones around here are notoriously poorly run.

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8eyeholes@reddit

have you ever been in a strip club? she’s got easily another 10-15 years as long as they keep dimming the overhead lights and serving alcohol lol

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f1ve-Star@reddit

Depends on her drug use I guess, and children. Still her tips will be falling off each year.

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sendmepuppiesnow@reddit

I’m a 30 yo stripper and I make bank. But I’m super hot and also Asian (younger looking).

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f1ve-Star@reddit

Eh pics or it didn't happen. 🫣

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bobroberts30@reddit

Years ago, my sleazy boss used to do 'entertaining' at a really nasty strip club, full of nutters and horrible carpet. Most of the dancers had track marks, fat rolls, and/or c section scars. It was about the worst 10 things I've ever personally seen in one place: Still never bleached all the sights from my mind. Guess what I'm trying to say is there is a long lifespan for stripping, fetting more and more unpleasant as it goes on.

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tacopony_789@reddit

I used to drink at the Clermont lounge

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f1ve-Star@reddit

Goddamn, I know you are right, I just don't want you to be.

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Chaines08@reddit

6

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raaiderstressed@reddit

lol

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penthouze@reddit

To start off she is using you, and wants you to give her money. Strippers are professionals at sucking you dry, plus her boss knows what’s up it’s all a game. She’s not going to start striping because of you, she’s 23 peak beauty getting a lot of sex and she’s going to give that up for you. Give me a break

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walled2_0@reddit

Fund her education without asking for anything at all in return.

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SWAZED@reddit

I hope Quentin Tarantino picks this up for his next movie.

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StrangerXtasy@reddit

You poor thing…

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Crustyonrusty@reddit

Hahahhahahahahhaha. Get a life.

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dirgable_dirigible@reddit

Should also be in r/agegap

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avalonfogdweller@reddit

T-Pain has logged on

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Mreddie_Frercury@reddit

Roxy, you were a good whore. You not only worked my crank, but also my heart

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SparkysJewelry65@reddit

Not any tips bro. Give her all the tips. In other words pay off her student loans. Just know it probably won’t stop her.

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watadoo@reddit

Never fall for a stripper or a hooker. Rule #1. You’re j it st getting conned

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BlondesArrrBoring@reddit

omg dude

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bitenmein1@reddit

😂 just 😂

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Critical_Pudding5071@reddit

Bro soon as she quits you will fall out of love go to a new strip club and fall in love with a new one each week don't be stupid and do it all again didn't work with he first Mrs forget about it dude your well off that's all you need my guy

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estherhazelagnes@reddit

This can’t be for real.

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MercMcNasty@reddit

Kek, they used to do this on the army subreddit. One post would be from a soldier sharing a story and then a few hours later you'd see a post pop up of that same story from a different, related party's point of view.

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Eternal__meme@reddit

This has to be some kind of weird AI/CHSTGPT creation right?

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damnmaster@reddit

Do you know how much a stripper can take in in one night? Easily thousands on a good night. Girls who do this don’t do this for fun. Its easy money for girls who are young and can monetise that part of themselves to get through college. Unless you have the capability to supplant her job. I don’t think she’ll stop. If she’s stripping there’s a high likelihood the money is really necessary to keep living. So it’s unlikely she would find a guy that would change her life so much that she sacrifices her own well-being and quit a high paying job just to be with him. Look at the facts of the situation. The economics of the situations doesn’t pan out. I guarantee you any stripper you talk to will give you roughly the same story. Not that they are lying, many of them know this isn’t a forever kinda job and none of them expect it to be. And on your part, you need to ask yourself if you really care about her or if you’re lonely. If you truly loved her, cared about her, want to save her, then here’s a test: If you could pay off her student loans, and the next step in her plan is to move far away and begin her dream job, would you let her go? If not, you’re just paying for company with extra steps. You want the love she provides from a woman but the only way you’re CURRENTLY getting it and from a young beautiful woman is through paying. That’s the arrangement. It’s money for company, she knows it and she isn’t trying to trick you. That’s her JOB. To be company and play this fantasy for guys.

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OOOOOO0OOOOO@reddit

You are what the industry calls a Capt. Save-a-Ho.

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Own-Surround317@reddit

Are you sure you're not 13?

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Dry_Professional3379@reddit

You don’t idiot

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rightfulmcool@reddit

if you're well off and don't know what to spend it on can you PayPal me like $100 for groceries

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Hillz44@reddit

Everyone in this story is gonna end up dead

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DC_Sun@reddit

Become a rapper and launch a line of shoes

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cedarcellar@reddit

You're a loser.

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Bravest1635@reddit

She belongs to the streets now.

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Zealousideal_Put_489@reddit

I've been dating the same girl, who is a stripper, for 3 years. You can't. It's quick reliable money. You also might be bothering her way more than you're aware.

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deathgrowlingsheep@reddit

Definitely marry her without a prenup. Give her all the money she asks for.

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XanthicStatue@reddit

She’s gonna milk you for your money and keep stripping lol. She doesn’t love you back

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stonkypajamas@reddit

Came here to say , as a former dancer, she DOES not love you

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Armitage1@reddit

What would a dancer do it she really did develop feelings for a customer ?

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stonkypajamas@reddit

She wouldn’t unless he was young rich and handsome like an athlete or rapper etc who’s there for fun. Anyone else she’d never take seriously,

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dashboardrage@reddit

just because you did not love your customers doesn't mean all strippers are the same! I had one buy me a drink for FREE and she said I have a nice smile. I didn't even pay for a dance!

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XanthicStatue@reddit

She does love his money though lol

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grimthaw@reddit

Can I find someone who can milk me for all I am worth....

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XanthicStatue@reddit

Visit your local strip club and tell them you are rich and lonely

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grimthaw@reddit

I don't have that much money

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XanthicStatue@reddit

Fake it to you make it

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SummerStorm77@reddit

I had to scroll too far for this comment. Lol come on OP why’d your wife leave you? I’ve got a couple guesses but go ahead, surprise me.

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monstertots509@reddit

As long as she has to provide the milking table it's all good.

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ivegotthis111178@reddit

Ew. You’re disgusting.

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orphiclacuna@reddit

Never mind! I didn't look at the ages! You right

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ivegotthis111178@reddit

Thank you. My daughter is that age of the girl and my dad is the age of the perv. It’s fucking predatory. The fact she’s a stripper means she is giving him customer service attention. This loser thinks she actually wants his saggy limp dong. She clearly wants a sugar daddy if she is asking for her loans paid off. I think the funniest line ever is “I FELL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER.” I’m just beyond disgusted by men like him.

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orphiclacuna@reddit

?

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International_Cow41@reddit

Spend it on me

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JKDSamurai@reddit

This may be one of the greatest Reddit sagas ever.

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Tnigs_3000@reddit

Holy shit this is well on the way to ending in a murder

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Now_Plain_Zero@reddit

First things first, you need to send her pimp $10,000. It’s absolutely critical in getting the ball going. Her pimp is nowplain zero@gmail.com and probably excepts cash app.

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Final-Supermarket-64@reddit

get out of her life you creep she’s young enough to be your daughter

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MadGriZ@reddit

Gran-Pappy and then some.

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toastebagels@reddit

liquid ass

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Tall-Vanilla5702@reddit

Pay her loans off and give her the life she deserves

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Common-Marionberry75@reddit

You’re too old for her bro

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hglndr9@reddit

Build a time machine, go back in time and be the father she needed.

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x063x@reddit

: (

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x063x@reddit

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llllrrr@reddit

dude

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Substantial-Ad-9845@reddit

She told her boss to do that when she gets to you. Sorry buddy. That's coming from a guy that used to date a stripper. I wondered why her boss did that to other guys but not me, before I knew the other guys were a problem for her, and she told me that's why. She only wants your money then and there. Nothing past that. You're getting to deep and involved and it's making her not want to dance for you.

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gfcheatsonme@reddit

move on. if a women has ever or would ever consider working in a career like this shes not worth talking to

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Bloodmind@reddit

Pay off her student loans. Ask her how much she owes and give her that much in cash. Now after that you may find out that she also has some other financial issues. Just help her with those, too. There are likely several layers of financial troubles, given the position she’s in. She probably is too embarrassed to tell you about them all at once, so don’t be surprised if you help her pay something off only for her to tell you she need more. Just keep peeling back those layers, and help her fight her way to financial freedom, and she’s sure to fall in love with you and leave the life that attracted you to her in the first place.

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Different-Control-61@reddit

You are 63 asking this question? Bro what? Lol Man I hate to say it. This is the funniest post I think I've ever seen.

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Narrow-Escape-6481@reddit

From the 43 year old father of a 23 year old, FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY OLD POS.

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Secure-Pain-7413@reddit

Oh oh no no. Snap out of it !

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LekMichAmArsch@reddit

Keep dating her. It won't be long before you're no longer "well off".

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NastySloth@reddit

As a girl who has sugar daddies (wayyyy more intimate than any relationship you could ever have with a stripper) and I can guarantee whole heartedly that she does not give one single shit about you. You could fall of the face of the earth, die in a tragic accident, kill yourself, and she would only blink an eye because her income is going to take a hit. Their job is to make you think it’s not just transactional but it is. I would put my life on it

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g00d_m0j0@reddit

This is a complex, well-thought-out story, by Reddit standards

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NotOmakase@reddit

Idk if it’s said somewhere below but the only actually help that would make sense to any decent stripper. Replace whatever income she makes either 1:1 or in some other form of value equal too. Which we’ll be specific person to person.

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Brianshurst@reddit

This is genius

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blinkyknilb@reddit

You're 63 and STILL that stupid? Why don't you pay her to quit? It's her job.

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BEzNuts21@reddit

Wish this were true. A 63-year old thinking he can domesticate a stripper 🤣 M63 on Reddit = "Bot"

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DraconianOz@reddit

Hahahaha

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Weirdmummy@reddit

You cannot possibly be serious? I would cease this behaviour immediately and avoid a scandal if you ever wish to live amongst polite society again. Think of your family, do you want them to be ostracised from their peers when it is discovered that Daddy associates with the kind of people who frequent strip clubs? The sheer gossip alone could ruin your family for generations and all the money in the world will not fix your reputation, it’s bad enough that you’re getting divorced, can’t you just do the right thing and lead separate lives whilst carrying on affairs discreetly? My parents made the best of it, Mummy stayed home with my Brother and I and Daddy just stayed at his club doing lord knows what, they were very happy and avoided scandal quite adequately, we children certainly didn’t suffer. I’m not naive, I’ve been married almost 30 years and I’m well aware that men will have their little "indiscretions" but, really? This lady is almost young enough to be your granddaughter. Reconcile with your Wife, who I dare say, is a more appropriate age and just turn a blind eye to her fraternising with the gardener every now and then, that’s the best bet for you old chap.

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so_many_rocks@reddit

Sir, no. You don't need a 23 year old gf, you need to hire a caregiver. She is young and might want children someday.. you are basically a precorpse

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RTK4740@reddit

Daaaaaaaamn. "precorpse."

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jadegoddess@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15tx1c0/ulpt_request_how_to_make_close_friend_stop_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Is this your friend?👆👆👆

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RTK4740@reddit

I came to see if this was a related post. There are a few of them going around reddit today. One from a stripper, one from the 'friend' of the 63M who is obsessed with a stripper. It's like a great fiction story compiled from multiple angles.

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TheGreatRao@reddit

Your emotions are leading you to make an awful mistake. Loneliness is a bitch, but don’t go into the next stage on Hard Mode

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BlogeOb@reddit

Stop it lol

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Normal-Yogurtcloset5@reddit

I used to work at a strip club as the bouncer/announcer/DJ/bartender. The men who fell in love with the strippers were seen as pathetic marks who would fall for any story and be suckered out of their money. Her “nosey boss” is actually doing you a favor.

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camazoa@reddit

If she wants to quit but has student loans, just pay her student loans for her or get her a job she likes better, nothing unethical to be done here. If you wanna pay her for her time and her boss is getting in the way, pay her when shes not at the club.

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Mrrasta1@reddit

Strippers only want to see how much $ they can get from you. You are being played. Take up golf, you meet women at the nineteenth green and you can get to know them before you lose $10,000 in a month.

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kodypine@reddit

lol bro you’re a fucking moron

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PreparationFunny2907@reddit

This is why the internet was made.

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getwrektyo@reddit

Hahahhahahahahahhhahahhahha

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DerEwigeKatzendame@reddit

Tyrion style. Ask her how much she's being paid to kill you, and pay her double that to not kill you. Works almost every time.

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Draigdwi@reddit

Is this a third POV of the same 63 y.o. man frequenting strip club and spending thousands per week? Friend posted, wife posted, now him. Only need the stripper's post to complete the saga.

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sseses@reddit

I thought the same thing!

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BrooklynLodger@reddit

ULPT: how do I (23 F) get this client (64 M) to stop trying to get me to quit but without scaring him away?

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theshutterninja@reddit

I as a 43 year old man would love to know your secret, but substitute 23 for 33.

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myatoz@reddit

Ok, gross. I'm 62 and there's a lot of guys my age that I wouldn't even give a second glance. Grow up and look in the mirror. She young enough to be your granddaughter for Christ's sake. Just yuck.

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El-Tel@reddit

Leave Gucci , D&G clothes hanging around

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NoContextCarl@reddit

Yeah, this quite the dilemma. One of my wife's friends is/was a stripper (it's been awhile I can't remember if she "retired" or not). I actually went to her wedding a few years back (yay! My first stripper wedding!) and she's happily married and doing very well for herself. She loves her partner, he seems like a nice dude and in the end it all worked out. Now, as a few takeaways from this...she was an extremely smart and savvy person to this business. She gets naked on stage and people throw money at her. However, as she went into her 30s, she knew she had to up her game to complete with the 18 year olds. So she gets some cosmetic work done and some absolutely huge knockers done by a well known doctor 10 hours away! So, she looked at it as a job. A job where you compete for more money and made tons of cash. She didn't blow it on drugs and was smart about it. Now, her partner was an average guy with an average job. But he's a good looking guy with a decent personality...so it works. They are swingers too, so somehow despite all this...it all worked in the end. I guess what I'm trying to say here, is there is no unethical tips for making someone love you. It may work, it may not but life is a gamble that can often reward you. Best of luck.

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ManBitesDog404@reddit

You better be careful.

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DominicRo@reddit

Enroll her in ballet lessons.

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AConcernedParent@reddit

Oh man. Having dated a few dancers and being friends with some 0.01% OF creators…you’re just a customer, and she’s setting the ground work to hustle you hard. She’ll try to get her student loans out of you, promise she’ll quit, tell you everything you want to hear…and then the cheque will clear and suddenly you’re banned from her club, or she’ll have “quit” the next time you come in, and then you realize there never were any student loans. Strippers and sex workers period are very good at making men feel wanted. That’s their job description. Trust me guy, the dancers I have dated would tell me stories about dudes like you - lonely suckers who think just by having money they’ll be able to pull a “Pretty Woman” and take them away from that life. Completely ignoring that dancers typically make the conscious decision to dance, like the job for the most part, and really like the money. Short of 8 zeroes in your bank account, you don’t bring much to the table that would make a dancer want to quit. You won’t be able to relate to her friends, you won’t be able to keep up with her lifestyle, you won’t have the skills to deal with the bullshit, and your heart sure as shit won’t be able to take the shock when it dawns on you you’re only as good as the money you spend in the club. But hey, keep tipping her, her boyfriend will appreciate it. I always loved when my girl would come home with a few grand and took us out for dinner, telling me stories of the hapless suckers who were in love with her.

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sh1ftyswar@reddit

I feel dirty, you are not wrong but still...

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adullploy@reddit

I was going to ask the same. I went to Hooters and I’m pretty sure the waitress loves me. I want to marry her. How do I do so?

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sh1ftyswar@reddit

Oh my sweet summer child

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modsareleftistsheep@reddit

My BIL married a half Asian stripper from RI. Surprisingly it didn’t work out. She’s a coke addict and currently lives with a black guy in Long Island but they’re still married because he’s afraid of her .

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sh1ftyswar@reddit

Haha I'm from Rhode Island and I've heard a million stories like this

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Naki358@reddit

It's her job and if she's happy with it you eitheir accept it or not. You shouldn't manipulate her to quit 🙂

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sh1ftyswar@reddit

That's a hot take considering he is very likely the one being manipulated. It's a tactic as old as time

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MeanSecurity@reddit

Liquid ass the strip club.

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Jack_Benney@reddit

Finally, the solution I've been looking for

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P4intsplatter@reddit

We had to read waaaaay too far in didn't we? I mean, are we a "debate the validity of the poster police" sub or are we an "Unethical Liquid Ass Monsters" sub?! C'mon people!

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MeanSecurity@reddit

I couldn’t believe that nobody had posted the suggestion! Every ULPT is a thought experiment with only a few valid responses.

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DaffyDuckOnLSD@reddit

piss disks under the door should suffice LMAO

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sh1ftyswar@reddit

Ok, not trying to be a dick but it's their job to work you for everything they can. Tell you how amazing you are, tell you what you want to hear. That's what a strip club is really about. It's just a thirst trap. We all get lonely but you will find nothing but heartbreak trying to reform a stripper. That place is designed to use your biology against you. However, I do know the secret to getting strippers to come home with you but that's a whole different game.

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divithreddyg@reddit

Wait this seems really to this post https://reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/s/SsTWmgSHwy

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MaybeTheDoctor@reddit

I was wondering that too ... and it turns out there is a [8-part series](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15un9pq/comment/jwqmvk1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) in this entire setup... maybe there are more to come.

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divithreddyg@reddit

Lol what 😂

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jetclimb@reddit

You don’t, you get a G-string and join her!

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pressGOnow@reddit

Didn’t they make a song about this?

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like_wtf_bro@reddit

Perfect gentleman - Wyclef Jean

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dallased251@reddit

I have a tip....she doesn't love you at all, she loves your money and will only stick around so long as you still have it. 63 and you either so lonely that your wishful thinking has overtaken your logic and reason...or you are the most clueless man ever.

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skippylatreat@reddit

Get her pregnant.

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lookatthisshit_@reddit

U think a stripper is not on birth control and also won’t use protection and also NOT get an abortion?? That’s a hard mission

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Rocksolidbanana@reddit

Bro have you never seen a pregnant stripper?

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lookatthisshit_@reddit

No, I cannot say that I have. Have you?

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skippylatreat@reddit

What about "unbeknownst" by her?

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BirdFragrant6018@reddit

Like in “I didn’t know I was pregnant”? She would sooner brake the pole and fall

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skippylatreat@reddit

OP didn't say what state they live in. Might just have to be pregnant for 6 weeks then won't be able to get abortion.

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RuinedBooch@reddit

The first day you can possible test positive you’re 4 weeks pregnant. Which means you actually have 2 weeks between the first day you could possibly test positive and the last day you can have the abortion.

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BirdFragrant6018@reddit

There are always other states a short drive away

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purlawhirl@reddit

To be fair, if they’re in Florida she probably can’t get an abortion by the time she knows she’s pregnant

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Ok-Vermicelli9298@reddit

hahahah! the whole saga is hilarious. Keep em coming!

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BigManLawrence69420@reddit

“Don’t put up a red light!” —The Police

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Acilina@reddit

I'm impressed by the fact you have a different account with different levels of karma every time. How long did you plan this saga?!

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Lv40hi@reddit

Why does she strip.? Money or thrill

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Master_Bruce@reddit

Is this the guy that the other guy is worried about his daughter being at the strip club about?

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Derban_McDozer83@reddit

You are way to old to be falling in love with a 23 year old anything, don't be a creep and find someone closer to your age.

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rmjavier1@reddit

wait wasn't your trying to stop you from blowing his inheritance

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hernerrrrr@reddit

We know it’s you T-PAIN

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ThisFeelsInfected@reddit

Prenup, my guy

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Bluebies999@reddit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7w1TmTPak&list=OLAK5uy\_mEBaxN1VdwlGvAk8avS6jk3mXbE1OMRRE&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7w1TmTPak&list=OLAK5uy_mEBaxN1VdwlGvAk8avS6jk3mXbE1OMRRE&index=4) Just 'cuz she dances go-go It don't make her a ho, no Maxine, put your dance shoes on We going to the disco We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

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UpsilonAndromedae@reddit

I upvoted this for the little chuckle it gave me. Good luck with that, guy.

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NoExample9918@reddit

This is a tale as old as time bro, best to just see how it plays out. They ALWAYS say they want to quit stripping

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Potential-Leave3489@reddit

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please tell me this is the friend of the guy who wanted to know how to get his friend to stop going to a strip club, whose “wife” posted about not wanting him to stop going to a strip club Oh my gosh I am dying!! ☠️😂☠️😂

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ValuableMistake8521@reddit

I love this saga

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HotSoupEsq@reddit

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh you're serious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sure the stripper loves you.

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Hydroliegg@reddit

Damn what's with 63 years olds and stripper today on reddit

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k-dick@reddit

Bro thats a line she's feeding youm you are her job, not an interest, no matter what she says. If you want to sugar daddy her fine, but as soon as the money is gone that's gonna be it. Up to you. I've seen guys be very happy with that arrangement, just be conscious of what's really going on.

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Truth2Be@reddit

She won’t. But she will tell you she will. Go get a loan for $10MM and she will pretend she won’t strip, but when you die, she will get right back on the pole. #truth

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FrankaGrimes@reddit

What is with the influx of stripper-related tip requests the last few days? It's like an epidemic.

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dntplywthm@reddit

Pay off those student loans Sir! Problem solved!

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SecondBestPolicy@reddit

Barney Stinson?

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ACam574@reddit

Tell her you're incredibly wealthy and will give her all the money she needs. It will resolve itself one way or another soon.

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False-Imagination355@reddit

Lol this is total bullshit

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WUX529@reddit

😂 🤣 😅

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RastaPickney@reddit

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved 🎶

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speedygoonzalez@reddit

Don't lol

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hitch_in_my_gitalong@reddit

She’s playin you dude….

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waxmelldairyman@reddit

Hahahahahahahahahahah

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Awesomesaucc@reddit

Bro this is a 40 year age gap I don't think you should be trying

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noeagle77@reddit

Lmfao this saga gets better and better!

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iranees@reddit

Your story is very similar to an episode of How I Met Your Mother, where Barney Stinson was going through the same.

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LordBigglesworth@reddit

This has to be related to that other post I saw on Reddit this week. Your friend wants to help you.

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batteryman99@reddit

be rich.

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beh0420@reddit

Wyclef has a whole song about this

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Exceptional_Angell@reddit

Kanye does too 😂

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winter83@reddit

This is really funny she probably goes home to her boyfriend and tells him about you.

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Extra_Intro_Version@reddit

Dude. Aim for a woman that’s not your kids’ age. Fuckin’ creepy.

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SyntaxicalHumonculi@reddit

In my life I’ve learned a few things of importance. 1, never trust a man wearing a tunic. 2, never marry an active stripper. Food for thought.

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Unable_Duty7809@reddit

I think first step is you should lie about your age. Tell your 83.

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gomo-gomo@reddit

She told me the same thing! And I thought I was the only one. Seriously though, she has to decide on her own to stop. If this is serious and she really cares for you, she will want to stop stripping so she can focus on her life (with you, presumably) and upcoming career. Be prepared though, this may not be exactly what you think and hope it is.

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AmpegVT40@reddit

The white knight, save-a-ho', spare no damsel. She's in distress no matter what she says.

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AmputeeBoy6983@reddit

LOL

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NeuralHijacker@reddit

Paying a stripper is like going to a restaurant, paying to read the menu, and leaving. Next time fall for a hooker, at least you'll be getting sex whilst she drains your wallet.

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rental_car_abuse@reddit

Pay off her student loans

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FarmhandMe@reddit

You're an idiot,find a woman your age or at least over 40. This is only going to blow up in your face. At the least record it so we can all get a laugh.

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Rabid-Rabble@reddit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one.

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SyzygyZeus@reddit

Start your own strip club and hire her

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3EsandPaul@reddit

Ok I’m getting tired

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Take a nap

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holagatita@reddit

then fire ze missiles!

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CB9611@reddit

The saga continues... 😂

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interitus_nox@reddit

we all know you have a second family and use her as a cover

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idk123703@reddit

Give her spending money and pay her debts/bills. It’s rather obvious.

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LearningDan@reddit

Two words... 1. Pre 2. Nup. Pre Nup!

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Whyaresubsgoinaway@reddit

Come back in another life

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Karona_@reddit

Pay her lol

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Silveri50@reddit

Didn't somebody post a out this elsewhere? Do you have a wife?

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DadGrocks@reddit

Millions of dollars???

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LettuceWithBeetroot@reddit

This whole saga & those involved is ingenious!

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xexcutionerx@reddit

Wow ! Best movie script ever!!!!

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trollhunterh3r3@reddit

Hahahaha you mate just posted earlier how to get you to lay off the strip clubs.

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grublets@reddit

Indeed https://imgur.com/a/9A0Pqo6

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

He can fuck off and mind his own business

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SlsmngrSpiff@reddit

Faaaake

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BradyBoyd@reddit

You can't do that and not link us, friend.

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sparkchaser@reddit

I'm happy to see that this is still going on from yesterday and evolving

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grublets@reddit

Yeah this time OP is playing the old man rather than old man’s friend. What a loser. https://imgur.com/a/9A0Pqo6

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SlsmngrSpiff@reddit

Faaaake

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grublets@reddit

Yeah a similar fantasy was posted then deleted last night: https://imgur.com/a/9A0Pqo6

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paulmansfort@reddit

You can’t you fucking old creep.

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Maina_Aintdat_Smaht@reddit

Pay her in $10’s

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Kahless01@reddit

you can learn the difference between love and lust.

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king3969@reddit

Find a new gf .A strippers job is to drain customers .Have you had sex with her ? How much money have you gone her ?

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grublets@reddit

This is the same made up story posted yesterday, but this time from the 63 year old man’s point of view, not his friend. Give it a rest already.

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jetstobrazil@reddit

Damn some people really deserve to get fleeced

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Sonic_Medley@reddit

Lmao you dumb mf

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peopleofmidvale@reddit

Leave her alone, creep.

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rick6426422@reddit

Dog one thing many people get into stripping for is "freedom" or basically the illusion of it. You think getting in a committed relationship fits well with that mentality? Why don't you wait for her to stop stripping instead of buying her out? Then you'll only end up heartbroken!! 👍😎👍

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UnethicalBoss333@reddit

You move her into your house, give her full access to your bank account so she can go shopping whenever she wants. Then you let your house become overrun with useless junk nobody wants or needs until the city parks a dumpster outside and forces you to empty it out, you repeat this every other year as the kids she begs you to have with her grow up with an overworked father and an absent mother who brings the younger, hotter neighbors kid over to flaunt in front of your little ones until eventually she starts using drugs again and runs off with another man leaving you to retire early with no savings and a declining mental state until you eventually off yourself after spazzing out on your kids on a daily basis for existing.

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JaSnarky@reddit

Steal all of her clothes and underwear, so she no longer has anything to strip off?

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WaxDream@reddit

I love this so much.

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TheFrenchFryWarrior@reddit

is this bad irony?

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WaxDream@reddit

No. It’s a saga. The [Friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15tx1c0/ulpt_request_how_to_make_close_friend_stop_going/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The [Wife](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15txk7y/ulpt_request_how_to_keep_my_husbands_friend_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15u4f1x/ulpt_request_i_23f_stripper_have_a_customer_63m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 The [Son](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15u8vcc/ulpt_request_i_17m_will_turn_18_this_year_my_bio/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The [Father](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ub6es/ulpt_my_63m_son_17m_just_posted_on_reddit_asking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The [Strip Club Owner](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15udobm/ulpt_request/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The [Strip Club Manager](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ubdx0/ulpt_how_to_keep_my_best_dancer_from_falling_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The[FBI Informant](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15uascm/ulpt_request_my_42m_confidential_informant_63m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) The [FBI Informant’s Wife](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15um12g/ulpt_request_my36f_husband42m_is_an_fbi_agent_who/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The [FBI Informant’s Boss](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15ulmyu/ulpt_request_my_55m_subordinate_42m_employee_fbi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) The[Canadian Godfather](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15unpay/ulpt_request_i_40m_godfather_of_the_canadian/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) The[Father Again](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/15un9pq/ulpt_request_i_m63_have_fallen_in_love_with_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) [The Orginal (Real Inspiration) Post Two Months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/comments/14bcfrf/disrespected_by_stripper/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

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TheFrenchFryWarrior@reddit

lmao thought it was only two posts and you didnt understand this was fake, this is dedication haha

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WaxDream@reddit

I caught on after a minute of finding the second post I found. This has been a. Fun ride. I think the “quality” might drop off from here, but I’m keeping an eye out.

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OnlinePosterPerson@reddit

This has to be a joke

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Ok_Jump_4754@reddit

If you want her to quit her job, you would have to support her financially and pay off her student loans. I would tread lightly. She may be baiting you to pay her student loans. There’s countless stories of young attractive women using older men for this exact reason. They always leave after they obtain what they want.

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Samimortal@reddit

Please fuck off with your creative writing project. Nobody cares anymore.

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ostrichesonfire@reddit

Damn, just let people have fun. This saga is fantastic

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

You seem like a whiney little bitch

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Samimortal@reddit

And your writing seems unoriginal and sitcom-y. It’s boring, and a misuse of the sub. r/creativewriting or something please

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Then don't read it.

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Ambitious-Narwhal319@reddit

I do something… similar… I have many men fall in love with me for all the wrong reasons. When I was younger and money hungry I would tell them whatever they’d want to hear from me to get them to cough up. Chances are she doesn’t love you as much as she loves your money.

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highline2@reddit

You must be rich

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LucidCunning@reddit

Dude... this isn't love. it's lust. Be honest with yourself.

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vpblackheart@reddit

Maybe learn to live with her chosen profession? Maybe you meant to post this on r/aita?

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dimnickwit@reddit

This is almost as cool as the DFV/roaring kitty saga. Except fake. But still cool.

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BlueGuy99@reddit

You can fix her!

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IcanthearChris@reddit

Tell her you’re going to take her away from all of this

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CaptainSk0r@reddit

She’s lying and you’re buying into her sob story. Had a dude in my army unit who basically took out his paycheck every week and gave it to a stripper

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HenrysGrandma@reddit

Fakey McFakerson, is that you?

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randomzebrasponge@reddit

Give her all of your money now and leave. Save yourself the heartache of this happening slowly.

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hopeianonymous@reddit

Mate, date your age. Fuck sake. What are you going to talk about? Your dick will stop working before her pubes are finished growing. Not being funny but unless you are a millionaire, it is not going to be worth it for her to fuck your wrinkly dick. Summary… be rich or leave the child alone. Because of the age difference you have nothing of interest to her except money

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Do pubes ever finish growing?

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hopeianonymous@reddit

Good comeback. We both know it a word play on smooth to hairy. You are likely a good dude but a 40 year old is way old according to 20 year olds. Us old people that feel young have no chance. It will be like a dinky boat that is kept afloat by burning money. A stripper naked more money by using this exact technique. They work with the management that “protect” them by being the bad guy. Make clients feel pity for their terrible situation and let them believe they can “save” you. They’ll throw money are you and when the mark becomes a bit too interested, management steps in and sorts it. They’ll even ban you. She is making more money in a week than ne or you ever made. You have been played my friend.

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cheetah-21@reddit

She already had her “student loans” paid off by the last ten sugar daddies.

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TwizzmosisJones@reddit

lolololololll

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TheBlackBeetle@reddit

I saw this exact episode in How I met your mother

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benchmarkstatus@reddit

Damn bro you have too much time on your hands to be making this all up. Find a hobby maybe?

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phantomd3836@reddit

Wait till you see the post on here from her boss

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OgSkittlez@reddit

“Don’t save her she dont wanna be saved”

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redditreader1924@reddit

This was funny at first, but it's becoming tiresome.

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Signal-Animator8242@reddit

Just stop t-pain, put it in reverse and do not date a 23yr old who only obvious cares about your money not you. Don't be fooled into thinking otherwise.

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Chrispy8534@reddit

Go out with her somewhere and make sure she feels the same way about you. If so, ya marry, take in debts, give her an allowance.

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toadjones79@reddit

Start stripping.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

This is the only good advice I've seen

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toadjones79@reddit

Ok, so a little more seriously. I knew a guy in your situation (well, he wasn't well off and he knocked her up, so shotgun wedding & a trailer park but you get the idea). Seems to me there are really only two options. Either love her as she comes or move on. If you get her to make a life choice, she will always associate everything bad that comes from that choice with you. So you have to ensure there aren't any negatives, which includes being dependent on you or feeling obligated to you for paying off her bills (hypothetically). It has to be her choice, and the two of you are in this together. The guy I knew decided to take her as she was, and openly bragged about being married to a stripper that everyone else was lusting over.

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Jaysnewphone@reddit

Pay her.

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DanishWeddingCookie@reddit

40 years older? I think you must have a lot younger mental age than physical and haven’t grown up yet.

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designer-possum@reddit

lol uh .. who gonna tell him..?

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Busterlimes@reddit

Is this the guy posting who's friend wants him to stop blowing 1500 a week on a stripper who he "just talks" to?

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MacaroniToad@reddit

Don't put her on your life insurance. This is idiotic. She's a child compared to you. In love, please

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Dry-Willow4731@reddit

Don't be fucking stupid, she would only love you for your money. What a waste of time and money going to strip clubs.

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IAmNexus1@reddit

Strippers gotta strip. Walk away man. Just walk away.

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johnwick369@reddit

Taxi Driver his ass

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Spade-Hook@reddit

That’s not a smart move. She’s gonna hide you out of all your money, don’t save her

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CaptainMatticus@reddit

I know this is a shit-post, but I always thought you got wiser as you got older. Strippers don't quit if they're still earning. They only stop when stripping is no longer their most lucrative option.

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PedalBoard78@reddit

Does she have a kid? All these girls in their 20s have a kid. Knife salesman? Some of them are.

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Opening-Barracuda292@reddit

Related to T-Pain?

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Bostonguy01852@reddit

Is this a joke? Has to be.

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Alex32940@reddit

Forget this girl pal, she is your friend now but thousands before you had the opportunity. They are taught to suck every dollar you make.

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sseses@reddit

A song was written about this. Listen to Mike Jones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjgZZGo881E

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SomeRealTomfoolery@reddit

I swear to god. This is some multiverse bs.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

This is the only good advice I've seen

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theora55@reddit

Give her good tips and otherwise leave her alone.

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olive_sparta@reddit

is the Netflix adaptation coming soon?

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CK_Lab@reddit

Tips? Yeah, a $60,000 one so she can pay off those loans.

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No-Sand4739@reddit

Spray her with liquid ass

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Manley_Stanley@reddit

r/sadcringe

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Thattoneguyyouknoww@reddit

Buy yourself some clown shoes and wig to go with your nose 🤡

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cptbrandon23@reddit

Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper She poppin she rollin she rollin She climbin that pole and - T PAIN

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Fatefire@reddit

You can’t and don’t try. Bro she’s got problems ask me how I know

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iMalz@reddit

What is going on 😂

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Mean_Estate_2770@reddit

It seems like maybe the person writing all these could have multiple personalities? He(?) could be having a psychotic break with reality and needs help???

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Mean_Estate_2770@reddit

It seems like maybe the person writing all these could have multiple personalities? He(?) could be having a psychotic break with reality and needs help???

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McKomie@reddit

Bro the loan is the hook she has in you to keep given her money. Don’t fall for it you are 40 years older than her she is not interested in you as a person

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rtmfb@reddit

Dude. I was thinking about making the same post yesterday. Kudos!

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Lil_miss_feisty@reddit

I wish I had enough free time dedicated to make an elaborate conspiracy spiderweb involving multiple viewpoints and replying to comments in 9 different posts...

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Garbage_Kitty@reddit

Maybe help her pay her loans, if you can afford it.

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MagicianMoo@reddit

This is entertaining. The content we solely needed.

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Qtredit@reddit

The cycle is now complete

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More_Narwhal4093@reddit

This is funny.

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cameraloader@reddit

Offer a sugar daddy deal. Give her x amount and you get x amount of intimate time. She gets steady income, stops stripping and your get what you want. DO NOT let her move in or any of that stupid love shit. Keep it transactional like she will.

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eddie-1978@reddit

My man, just don’t..

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KittyRevolt@reddit

Unless you can pay her the same or more than she’s making or currently, she’s not going to quit. Also, it’s kind of gross the age difference that you have. You seem to be trying to escape into a fantasy world with a young girl. You’re not even in a relationship with her she’s hustling you to get paid she sees money. She doesn’t want to be your girlfriend. She just wants your money and she told you that story so you would pay off her student loans which she probably already has paid off, but she just wants the extra cash. She probably also uses her boss as an excuse to MoveOn if you don’t give her money, you’re 63 don’t let your Boner cloud your judgment

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Stereo-Gito@reddit

Lol. Seek help old man

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jesus-aitch-christ@reddit

I was married to a former stripper for 8 years. I'd advise against it.

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GenghisKhanPT@reddit

Is this part IV or V? I'm not sure anymore. Can anyone keep track by sharing the previous parts?

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Zimzalabimbambaa@reddit

Hahaha haha oh wow

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Bitter_Tension_9047@reddit

Lol

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barbrady123@reddit

Pay off all her debt.

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Celticness@reddit

How about leave her alone because she’s still biologically developing. Don’t be a predator. Legal age of 18 doesn’t stop biology from happening. She’s still developing her decision making and reasoning skills. You can word how you want but it doesn’t take away the fact you are by definition a predator. Don’t fuck up her life because you want a young one.

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Scrambled_American98@reddit

Alexa, play I'm 'N Luv (Wit a Stripper) by T-Pain

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stilloriginal@reddit

Help her run for office

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Jack_Benney@reddit

True. Just look at Marjory and Lauren.

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stilloriginal@reddit

Technically boebart was a prostitute

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Jack_Benney@reddit

I'm not here to shame sex workers. I'm here to highlight Idiocracy.

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stilloriginal@reddit

I think it’s the johns in this situation that should be shamed

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Background_Ad2224@reddit

hahahaha

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SirScrollsAl0t@reddit

No

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wgblackmon@reddit

Give her all your money and kill yourself. That makes them happy.

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ConcertDowntown333@reddit

Did you try the piss disk?!

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Additional_Cat5490@reddit

Haha I saw your friend posting about you like three days ago. You spend 700-1500 a day every weekday to see a single stripper

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Mrsloki6769@reddit

Watch the Anna Nicole Smith documentary

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Unable-Suggestion753@reddit

Talk to her away from the club. Put your number on a piece of paper, and discreetly give it to her.

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tater56x@reddit

Grow up.

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Fah-Q-mang@reddit

A 63 year old with u/poopslicer69 ….. wait, I mean ….. a 63 year old who uses Reddit….

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TSB_1@reddit

Get her into onlyfans... then tell her to go to college.

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kfzdt@reddit

My dad killed himself after a similar Situation. Please dont fall for this. Move on. Your mind is clouded.

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Mm2k@reddit

These are making me giggle.

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ConferenceLonely9285@reddit

Ah, the sign of a great relationship: starting out with the determination to change someone into something they’re not! The sane answer is don’t try to change her and just enjoy having a stripper girlfriend. This earns you bragging rights among many man. The answer more appropriate to this sub: get her hooked on coke badly enough that she can no longer pay for it just by stripping and become her pimp.

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Total_Brick_5334@reddit

Have you seen her, in a non-work setting? It's not wrong to fall for someone, and if you have the means to ease her financial burdens, then take her out, start to get to know her, as a person.

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Feeling_Proposal_350@reddit

I don't know who is writing all these but THANK YOU. I don't even read the posts, the Headings crack me up.

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poopslicer69@reddit (OP)

Writing what? I've only made 1 post.

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Jack_Benney@reddit

You've been made, Mr. Shakespeare. But by all means, keep them coming. However any comments really do nothing more than blow your cover. You're a hell of a lot more creative and entertaining than me. Your work shows some decent continuity, too. Kudos. Now, on to the next chapter!

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sherrynyles@reddit

I love Reddit

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usmcbandit@reddit

Marry her and throw dollar bills at her when you walk in the door. She should feel right at home and will stay around for at least 15 minutes.

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kungfoocraig@reddit

Man, I’m telling you she’s working for all you’re worth, before you know it you’re gonna pay off all her student loans. Once the money dries up, she’s gonna disappear.

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JTEL918@reddit

Only strippers I’ve known only date assholes that keep them supplied with drugs. You aren’t getting in her g-string until you start slinging rocks. If that doesn’t work, liquid ass all day.

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AutoManoPeeing@reddit

🍿🍿🍿

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i_MrPink@reddit

Have a wank 10 mins before you see her next, you might just change your mind

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New-IncognitoWindow@reddit

Get her into golfing.

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IWasAbducted@reddit

Walk away. Usually men have more life experience by 63 and learn these lessons in their 20s. She doesn’t like you, she likes your money, probably even finds you disgusting.

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Hornydaddy696@reddit

Dude.

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BirdFragrant6018@reddit

When midlife crisis hits much later…

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L0stL0b0L0c0@reddit

Whoever you are out there, typing these up, thank you, made my day.

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lookatthisshit_@reddit

Have enough money to support her without her working. That’s ur only option here

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nonumberplease@reddit

You're gonna have to at least match what she makes at the club.

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thriveinlifetodayO@reddit

That sounds like a " you" problem.

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Shep1973@reddit

I'm pretty sure there's a song about this 🤣

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hunterbidenscrackbag@reddit

She poppin she rollin she rollin

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oportoman@reddit

Classic. I remember going to a lap dancing place and spending £1000 on one of them. There was me trying to get her to give me her phone number - me and every other fucker before and since. Dangerous places which can play havoc with your mind!

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triptharip@reddit

Found him

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pard0nme@reddit

Run

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kemar7856@reddit

unless ur willing to pay all her expenses I don't see her stopping ppl go into stripping because its fast money

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Rickdrizzle@reddit

Calm down grandpa

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Healthy-Chef-2723@reddit

knock her up. if al pacino can do it so can you

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ummha@reddit

Her boss will leave you alone if you spend enough money. She could also be telling him “hey boss come over whenever that guy talks to me cause I got to make more money and he try’s to keep me talking all night”. Unlikely she will quit since you haven’t mentioned her loving you back most likely is just working you for the possibility of a big pay day. Which you might be ok with but those are basically your options to accomplish what you want. Put your money where your mouth is and if she runs off with it you know what you were getting into to begin with

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Acceptable-Clue-1541@reddit

It's quicker to poison yourself.

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mkpcml-530@reddit

Pay me 60000000000000$ to maybe get financial advice

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delicatearchcouple@reddit

Give her enough money to retire on

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DangerousCamper@reddit

More lore to the story.

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Nonadventures@reddit

I hope you have found your lobster, u/poopslicer69

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DesignerMaybe9118@reddit

Nope.

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ShoutOutTo_Caboose@reddit

I’ve heard this song before

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zanskeet@reddit

How well off are we talkin'? Anonymously gift her $100K or something.

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f1ve-Star@reddit

As your friend, please stop hanging out at strip clubs. So many are owned by the Canadian Mafia don't cha know.

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