TwntyKnots

• A tall metal bar stool.

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• Why can’t melons get married?

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• Why was the Snow White pantomime cancelled?

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• What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

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• Thomas The Tank Engine huffed and puffed as he pulled out of Paddington

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• I’ve got a black belt in Chai Tea

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• I got kicked out of the bar for throwing shapes

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• My sister's cannibal boyfriend had her for lunch while watching a Russell Crowe film.

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• People with geometry fetishes

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• Why does the Thames run through London?

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• Why did Sally fall off the swings?

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• What do you call a group of people with visual impairment in Italy

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• Do you know any funny jokes about pasta?

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• Instead of Netflix & Chill I make porn during the grand national

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