Thomas The Tank Engine huffed and puffed as he pulled out of Paddington

Paddington rolled over and had a post-coital marmalade sandwich

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Whelp. That's a mental image I will never unsee. Well played.

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Been watching rule 42 porn or is it children's programs while doing shrooms?

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Paddington pulled a train?

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He's s slut.

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Loco! Motivé?

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I've seen stranger fanfics.

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What in God’s name have you been reading?🤣🤣

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Well, it wasn't in God's name, for sure!

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Someone's been watching mock the week reruns

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bro that sounds like a 3am snack attack gone wrong fr

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I just remembered it from ages ago. Not watched it in a good year or so.

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Yep, that's an Ed Byrne joke right there

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Well he is a very useful engine after all. Perhaps he took the letter 'Please look after this bear' a bit too literally.

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I always hate it when my train leaves the station.