TheCapitalKing

Anon hates shitbulls

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Yeah I could pretty easily be convinced chihuahuas bite more people annually than pitbulls. It just doesnt matter because even if its 100 chiuahua bites a year vs 2 pitbull bites the pit bites are gonna cause way more damage

"Good" people can be terrible to "bad" people

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Luckily Epstien and Gilaine Maxwell were never on reddit

Anon lives in Jeffrey's world

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

It is just fiction-brain rot. He talked to one of the guys behind the trans trend so he secretly caused the trans trend. They’re used to the villain was secretly behind everything twists from fiction and are detached from realiry

Anon lives in Jeffrey's world

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

People are so fiction brained they think him talking to all the people who did things means he actually secretly caused it all like an evil Eren Yeager

Unreasonable

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

We’re all born evil and must choose to be good

Unreasonable

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

And it was peak

JK Rowling is both transphobic and racist

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Juan Garcia is an offensive name for a Mexican Rowling you bigot!

Anon puts on netflix

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Do you think she actually wants to watch the movie? Never gonna make it

JK Rowling is both transphobic and racist

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

It’s weird that people are acting like using some of the most common names for a group is racist. They got mad at jk for being right about trans people do now they’re just looking to fight her.

JK Rowling is both transphobic and racist

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Is knowing surnames racist now?

Anon shares the perfect diet

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Reminds me of my fraternity bro who only ate canned tuna trying to protein maxx until he turned grey from mercury poisoning

Anon gets rejected.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

No clue then

Anon gets rejected.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

She probably was until he opened like he was trying to complement his niece on her first day of kindergarten

Anon Questions Kei Cars

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

A truck with a full size bed that is small enough to park easily is awesome actually

Europoor questions superiority of the USA

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

I figured it was sarcasm honestly lol

Anon SCI-FI

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Which would be fine except they somehow used react, vue, and angular at the same time and several dozen css libraries despite not having a front end

Physical copies cost $87 pre owned

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

The first 3 or 4 times he ended dragonball were really good

Anon puts the fries in the bag

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

I think about that guy and the xiv traders every two or three months

Anon on 2016 nostalgia.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

I remember one of my frat bros got in on the 2016 is the worst year ever meme and the rest of us were just like wtf are you talking about literally nothing is going on

Anon meets iDubbbz in 2016.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

At least the new joji single sounds good. This next album sounds great so far

Anon on steroids.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

I could already tell by how swole you were bro

Anon on steroids.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Goes great with the horse electrolytes I use instead of Gatorade

Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

The new Dale voice throws me off and he was always the best character

Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Over representation in media in the last few years

Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

If it’s an actual relationship yeah but a dude can easily string a girl he’s not into along by saying it’s an open relationship

Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Plus Bobby does look like an open relationship type of guy.

Anon on Harry Potter.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

She named a white guy John that’s super racist how does she keep getting away with it 😭

Whats has he done now?

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Yeah software devs calling themselves engineers really dilutes the whole field

So who's gonna tell him

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

It’s worse because everything before the Industrial Revolution didn’t really count and human life didn’t matter back then. Or that’s kinda the vibe you get from the way people talk about pre 1800s history

So much to choose from

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

A competent caliph

Right wing destroyed

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

No the false insistence that gender is not binary is political

This would be a nice job

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

It sounds very similar to what the call center workers at the company I work for do. We do cell phone troubleshooting for a monthly fee and it’s a usually old people that are lonely calling in. Then the big bosses want the call center workers to upsell advanced troubleshooting for a higher price .

Recent events have shown this isn't a bad take to have

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

What country doesn’t have gated communities?

Persian golden age

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Like if an author wrote a civilization with the exact same beliefs as them in a novel as the villain people would think it was over the top too bad to be real

Persian golden age

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

The craziest thing is if you objectively report on what they believe people will assume you’re shit making it up because of how comically evil the religion seems evil when viewed by Christians(or American atheists whose morality is still mostly shaped by Christianity).

Anon dislikes ads

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

The tv thing is super accurate and it makes it super annoying when the streaming services miss time the add breaks. Like there’s a beat where the add is supposed to start then a beat for when the show is supposed to start back up and then they put the ad right after it was supposed to start back up

>You see a game criticizing capitalism

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

It’s always goofy when people act like expensive luxury goods are some serious failing of capitalism.

>You see a game criticizing capitalism

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

You hate society but yet you participate in it🤔🤔🤔

Breaking the cycle

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

And daddy day care was one of the top movies of all time

Anon is Fat

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

That happens a lot when you lose weight

Anon knows the game.

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

You still have to talk to the girls before that phase so you may be out of luck

Anon won't jump in

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

No way someone gets their ass beat in front of a girl by her bf then gets her later.

I will die on this hill, the only reason the invincible comic books are more popular than ever even outside of the show is because the story was allowed to end

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Post season 30 is dope actually

I will die on this hill, the only reason the invincible comic books are more popular than ever even outside of the show is because the story was allowed to end

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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Endless stories work fine if their episodic. It’s trying to give them a permanent continuity while never ending them that causes the problems. Like Simpsons and family guy work fine as a never ending story because each episode is fully self contained. If they did that more for comics it would probably be fine