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Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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Anon on the King of The Hill reboot.

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Dry_Confidence_9202@reddit

Just like the trans phenomenon, open relationships are rare but overexposed by media and pop culture. Casual sex is always been a thing though. Polyamory ends badly more often than none. You always have a favourite. It's just pure fear of missing out than actually open love.
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Yeseylon@reddit

Open marriages never work out.  These poor folks delude themselves into thinking it will work for them. But it could work for us...
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henri_luvs_brunch_2@reddit

I k ow tons of people in happy open marriages.
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Vandersveldt@reddit

I understand I'll get downvoted for disagreeing, but I've been in an open marriage for over a decade. We very rarely date other people, but it's an acknowledgement that we could. We have, but it's not like it's a focal point to try. The idea of monogamy is very weird to both of us, and feels like it's about basing your relationship on sex. For us, sex is the cherry on top, a nice bonus that comes with the relationship. To put it crassly, I'll never understand 'someone else's dick was in your mouth, that means you don't love me'. When I say I love her, it has absolutely nothing to do with sex. Sex is just sex.
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Gayorg_Zirschnitz@reddit

Downvoted for living a happy life smdh what has the world come to
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bbbbaaaagggg@reddit

And I’ll never understand how someone is ok with another guy putting a dick in your wife’s mouth but ok
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General_Ornelas@reddit

The same way guy is okay with putting his dick in some other women’s mouth?
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Yeseylon@reddit

There are folks who can handle it. I'm partial to what I call monogamy+ myself - sometimes we do stuff together that involves another, but it's not expected or required.
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Vandersveldt@reddit

I guess I'm the opposite. We're together because we're each other's best friends. All I want to do is hang out with her. We have shows that we watch, board games we play, and video games we play.
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Yeseylon@reddit

Yep, and that's how I feel about mine. I just want every of the attention and would probably burn out trying to maintain multiple relationships.
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I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit

My ex-wife wanted an open marriage. I burned her on infidelity in divorce court.
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seanthebeloved@reddit

I’ve been in a successful polyamorous open marriage for 10 years, so…
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BeesVBeads@reddit

![gif](giphy|2iDgis3O3PyKY)
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Wiggie49@reddit

Do not taint my stew with your poly shit
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standingpretty@reddit

Do not taint my taint with your poly!
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OkSession5483@reddit

Blasphemy
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FearLeadsToAnger@reddit

Or you dont hear about the ones that work, just the ones that end dramatically. Discretion is valuable there.
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M0nkeydud3@reddit

I've hooked up with a few guys in open marriages that have been going strong for years, like a decade. Both partners, in one case (though one of them more often than the other). Only friction I've seen is when I got kicked out cause the husband was having a stressful day at work and got annoyed by the noise, but wasn't even a big deal in the grand scheme.
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lipehd1@reddit

Funny how this is a global phenomenum. I've never seen a open marriage that actually lasted very long (or a marriage that got open halfway trough a crises), and i'm pretty sure we don't live in the same country.
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General_Ornelas@reddit

I’ve hardly seen many normal marriages last long.
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Wesley_Skypes@reddit

This is so abnormal to me. In Ireland where I'm from, its more unusual to see a divorce. Granted, divorce is only legal here 30 odd years, but it has never really taken off statistically. I think its a bit of a cultural lag, but we also tend to marry a lot older than average, which is probably a factor too. Fewer dumb marriages when you're 23 and barely an adult.
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General_Ornelas@reddit

Probably. It also helps culturally it’s becoming more popular to realizing attempting to stay together and fix relationships that are to far gone isn’t worth it.
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bravegroundhog@reddit

Yeah bro totally. Everyone should tear their entire lives apart because they’re having relationship issues. Cycles of shit relationships are way better than stability.
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General_Ornelas@reddit

Idk id have preferred if my parents left each other before they started physically fighting each other. Ive seen plenty of crimes and other stories where people should’ve just left. Some fights just aren’t worth fighting.
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lipehd1@reddit

Fair enough, but the only ones I've ever seen last long were the monogamous ones
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RacinRandy83x@reddit

Closed marriages often don’t work as well
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fapsandnaps@reddit

The trick is just embracing gay sex. If you're in an open marriage thinking you'll have unlimited women like your wife has unlimited men, you're in for a bad time.... But install Grindr and you'll have hookups before you even finish setting up a profile.
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Maz2742@reddit

Having set my Tinder profile to "Show Me to Everybody" just to see if I was shadowbanned or not, I believe ya, as phosphorescent as this post is
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tumamitax@reddit

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I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit

No, no. Let the man cook!! This is the best revenge. You and Raúl, the power bottom, be havin a great time. Doing lots of guy stuff and he willingly splits the bill and demands to suck your dick later. More money. More head. Less headaches. After a while when she gets run through by the local Chad's that don't want to put up with her bullshit anymore, she'll demand to close off marriage. Thats when you tell her that Raúl gives better head and she can kick rocks.
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GuerillaGandhi@reddit

Fake: a comment on this sub not being incredibly gay Gay: this shit
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Uncle480@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/8qorw96cgfhf1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=3829df9f4730114a91d9de2737dee43d6871ef75
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BrideofClippy@reddit

So both of you can have unlimited men? Equality!
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Deathgripsugar@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/uv4g6tpvjehf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627607f7e91e15645979e921289eedaab619799b
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pootis28@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/txxwd6j9fehf1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=a80d4a5982c2930e48d1082f23b17671a09448fd
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Vospader998@reddit

This man hasn't seen a lot of pineapples
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soiboi64@reddit

And for the second time that day, i blue myself.
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fucccboii@reddit

standard marriages have been a success so far
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

Especially when divorce isn't a realistic option.
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n00py@reddit

The biggest problem with open relationships is they are completely incompatible with raising children. It’s possible, but always results in worse outcomes for the kids.
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ghillieinthemist417@reddit

I agree, but only when polyamory is practiced by people completely ignorant of the tenants of how to know themselves and how to love others. Being poly is similar to being in the queer space. You will probably know if you should be there. If you’re not in it, be an ally.
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RacinRandy83x@reddit

Monogamy ends badly more often than none.
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homingmissile@reddit

What counts as an open relationship? I always thought if you're dating someone, that's it, you are 1v1. But I've been coming across a lot of ppl who think there's one more layer after that and you are supposed to also determine if you are "exclusive".
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SevenLuckySkulls@reddit

I think it just depends on your partner and your own idea of what a relationship is. Ideally you'd set ground rules and then go from there. Me personally, I think that if we agree to be in an actual relationship, then it's us two and nobody else, because if I wanted someone else we wouldn't be exclusive. But that's just me.
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Mcinfopopup@reddit

Same here, if I wanted something else we wouldn’t be in this situation kind of thinking. Besides, relationships are work at the end of the day. There’s no way I could devote the time and energy to another person outside my wife. She gets the lions share because she’s special and I love her. Nothing against anyone who’s different. I just really like my wife
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SevenLuckySkulls@reddit

I've never tried straight up polyamory or anything but I feel like it would be a lot of effort to maintain balance and honestly like the other guy said you'd wind up with a favorite most likely.
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J_Pinehurst@reddit

It is hard to balance time. You would think I have a scheduling fetish, as a polyamorous man. My wife is still always going to get special treatmemt.
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SevenLuckySkulls@reddit

Interesting. Do you guys have more like an open marriage where you just have flings on the side but still consider each other your primary partner?
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J_Pinehurst@reddit

Yes, pretty much, until the girlfriend came along, and even then, we really don't "date" a lot. It's more about autonomy and respect.
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SevenLuckySkulls@reddit

That's pretty cool. I can't imagine this working without mutual respect and respect for your partner's freedom, you see a lot of stories about people proposing open marriages to sleep around, and then getting mad when the other person actually takes advantage of the openness.
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isnortmiloforsex@reddit

Its wholesome that you have someone you cherish so much. Good for you bro.
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auralterror@reddit

In my experience, sometimes people don't want to be "in a relationship" or call one another boyfriend/girlfriend or be beholden to the consequences of committing to a relationship, but still want to "be exclusive," in other words not casually dating around with multiples at the same time. I think the norm is exclusivity is a lower tier than being in a relationship rather than the other way around as you proposed. It's all different for everyone though
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glizzytwister@reddit

You know the guy who has a side piece? That's an 'open' relationship. This shit has been around for centuries, it's just more accepted now.
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bbbbaaaagggg@reddit

That’s not an open relationship that’s just cheating
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prussian_princess@reddit

It's seems to be an American/Canadian thing. In the UK, if you're dating someone, it's usually exclusive unless said so.
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paco-ramon@reddit

Probably the government would ban it for non muslims in the UK or you would need a special license
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Anteater_Pete@reddit

Oi, you got a loicense for dating a second person there, bruh?
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NotNonbisco@reddit

Exclusive is a buzzword invented by cheaters
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sonicboom5058@reddit

It's literally up to you. There's no set way relationships work for everyone
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shouldajustsaid_yeah@reddit

"exclusive" = when you start referring to them as boyfriend/girlfriend as far as I've been concerned. That rarely happens after a first date. Though like others are saying, different people have different lines, especially if sex is involved before you get to the "titling the relationship" stage
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Highfivebuddha@reddit

If you ask someone on a date and they say yes, you aren't in a relationship, you're just getting to know each other and seeing if the chemistry works. If you catch those feelings and its mutual then relationships start to grow from there.
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vhulf@reddit

If done wrong it definitely goes bad! Im aware of very happy poly folk, you can have open love accross the board if everyone is mature and communicates needs, wants and boundaries properly! The problem is people trying to use it as a bandaid for bad relationships instead of making a good relationship more full and fulfilling, if there are issues in the relationship or personally with attachment, going poly will bring those issues to the light and set them on fire. Thats the main reason it gets a bad rap, it can't fix a bad relationship but that's the main reason folks reach for it...
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Vall3y@reddit

It's metropolitan culture
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MrWolf327@reddit

Funny cuz in the show polyamory does end badly lol
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DrVagax@reddit

Read one of those askReddit threads about open relationships and a majority of the posts are stories of people finding out it doesn't work out for them. At least it seems plenty of people are experimenting with it though
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nothing_in_my_mind@reddit

I have friends in an open relationship, and it seems to work well for them. But also from what I gather they rarely date other people. I think it depends on mindset. I think if you go into an open relationship because you want to fuck as many people as possible, you will be disappointed. It's for people who are genuinely not jealous.
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paco-ramon@reddit

Is reddit, based on reddit the human race would dissapear by lack of children in a generation.
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thankyouf0rpotato@reddit

Then again these are the people posting about it. I don't have faith in these sorts of relationships myself. But it does work for some people i guess, maybe if only for a couple of years
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J_Pinehurst@reddit

The open relationships people see are only ever bad press, and that doesn'thelp. Because it ends poorly for so many people due to a lack of communication and unmitigated jealousy rampant, any positive representation, however realistic/grounded in reality, is seen as unrealistic. I've been in a polyamorous relationship with my wife, to whom I have been married 11 years, for the last six years, and I've been with my girlfriend almost four. We're pretty healthy, and we're all in good shape. I've been called a liar, told that my girls must be fat or mentally deficient, I must be abusive, I must have money (I don't lmao), and more. People struggle to fathom healthy polyamory, mostly because they are so wrapped up in locking a person down.
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NevermoreKnight420@reddit

Yeah, like if we use the standard "Never succeeds from what I saw on reddit" (Which I often see when I stumble across the topic), well then mono relationships are certainly out too, and casual sex is certainly out, and we all are gonna die alone lol. Turns out, reddit has some sampling bias lol.
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J_Pinehurst@reddit

Yup. Both varieties fall into the same trappings, too: fear of abandonment, jealousy, lack of communication, and fundamental non-compatibility. People hear about it happening in Poly relationships and say "SEE!?" as if this isn't happening in many kf the monogamous posts, too. I love my wife, and I love my girlfriend. The sex is like porn, and we have watch parties every Thursday. We are all friends and lovers. We communicate and work on how to improve our relationships and maintain stability. I'd argue that trying to make sure we do this *right* has strengthened all of us as communicators. It's beautiful. They're beautiful. I'm *EXTREMELY* lucky.
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holidayfromtapioca@reddit

I disagree. I, and lots of people (that I know personally, or hear about or read about) have long and happy poly or nonmongamous relationships. Saying ‘x ends badly more often than not’ is true for almost any x. Is there any relationship where you can say ‘ends well more often than not’?
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Successful404@reddit

They just dont like seeing people happy. What they really should say, if they want to be more accurate, is that poly relationships between *people who were not ready* for the complexity of poly do not typically work out. Thats a fair statement. Its just survivorship bias, people who are in healthy working poly relationships dont feel the need to go around advertising it. Now lets talk divorce rates among monogomous couples. How many of [the people in this threads'] parents are still together? Hmmmm
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kabuto_mushi@reddit

You know, trolling aside, I can't help but see the logic in these arguments, even if they are unpopular (clearly). I really wonder if monogamy wasn't the societal norm which side I'd come down on.
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Successful404@reddit

I truly think polyamory would be much more common and popular if it werent for puritinism, and the lack of ability of people to just communicate. The two biggest arguments i see against polyamory is jealousy, and communication. Which are two things people in successful poly relationships hardly struggle with. But honestly, after hearing and seeing the views that a wider majority have on dating and relationships, i also really believe a lot of fuckers under the age of 25 are doomed to die alone, sucked into their phones, little to no hobbies, no interests, zero communication skills; its sad really
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sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit

To be fair, for people who only saw *that* clip where she explains it to Bobby, it’s not depicted in a positive light. Her talking about it and being in one is the butt of the joke and it falls apart. I said this in another post about the show but this kind of situation fits Connie perfectly, lack of freedom from helicopter parents growing up, not great confidence either, all wrapped up in being too proud to admit it’s a hook up dynamic because she has a bit of an ego. It’s clear Chane gets the good end of the deal with his “pre approved sorority list”
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Cloutweb1@reddit

Poly and Open relationships will ALWAYS favor women over men. Dare to say different.
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TheCapitalKing@reddit

If it’s an actual relationship yeah but a dude can easily string a girl he’s not into along by saying it’s an open relationship
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Cloutweb1@reddit

True, but I wasnt discussing that type of relationship.
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Kronosprt@reddit

What is the "trans phenomenon"?
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ChaosFountain@reddit

According to the American Psychological Association, approximately 40-50% of first marriages end in divorce. The divorce rate for second marriages is even higher, with approximately 60-67% of second marriages ending in divorce. Same can be said for monogamous couples too.
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HazelCheese@reddit

A lot of the divorce rate stats are skewed by serials divorcers who go on to have 7 failed marriages.
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ChaosFountain@reddit

I mean the stats seemed to take into account the amount of times someone divorced and yeah it's great it's going down. I'm so down to just mind my business about other people's relationships. I was just trying to point out every relationship has its troubles and not just polyamorus or open relationships. I've personally been in a polyamorus for years and know two other groups who have been going steady for 6+ years.(That is how long I have known them idk how long they have actually been together before that ) so I personally see it as an unjust stereotype.
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DeliriumRostelo@reddit

>You simply need eyeballs to know that 50% of marriages do not end in divorce. I cant see every relationship you literally need data for that lol
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HazelCheese@reddit

At least anecdotally it is not a hard stat to disagree with if you've ever worked in an office. 50% of your coworkers aren't married and divorced.
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sonicboom5058@reddit

Poor Georg will never find true love. Probably something to do with all the spiders
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

It's wild that people are downvoting facts. The divorce rate would be even higher without unbalanced ower dynamics too.
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MrPopanz@reddit

How exactly do you conclude from those numbers if and how much open marriages are better/worse than regular ones?
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

I never said one was better than the other. Just pointed out the fact that people advocating for traditional marriage are delusional and that their system doesn't work either.
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MrPopanz@reddit

Divorce rates vary highly between countries and cultures. Not that I particularly disagree with you, but that type of usage of statistics is how one comes to completely wrong conclusions.
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

What wrong conclusions did I draw? when women have equal rights, divorced rates are higher.
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MrPopanz@reddit

I was mainly referring to the original comment, which just threw numbers into the fray that are completely useless ina vacuum. There really is nothing worthwhile to do with those numbers without context.
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

The context is that the comment that you are talking about was replying to somebody who said a majority of poly relationships ended badly with no sources Whatsoever to support it. Then, the person you are complaining about replied with actual sources and actual statistics to say that a majority of traditional marriages also ended badly. What is the problem?
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MrPopanz@reddit

That those numbers don't answer the original question in any way. Its like someone claiming bikes are less safe than cars and then as a counter someone offers numbers about car accidents per mile travelled.
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

That's a problem with people who are complaining about the successful rate of polyrelationships with no data to support their position. Not a problem of the people who actually have real numbers for divorce rates in the United States.
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MrPopanz@reddit

Its both peoples problem because neither still knows if poly relationships are better or worse than regular ones. Thats what I mean about people misusing statistics, which leads to completely unfounded "conclusions".
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

Again, no one in this thread has suggested that polyrelationships were better.
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Depressed_Lego@reddit

It's also useless to say that poly relationships never work out whenever it's mentioned. Maybe we just don't have to go around telling people "it just doesn't work" regardless of who they are.
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paco-ramon@reddit

If they want to te represent current young people, they would have to have less sex than their parents and that’s just depressing.
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ST03PT3G3L@reddit

"The trans phenomenon" wtf is that supposed to mean
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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Over representation in media in the last few years
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Brilliant_Chemica@reddit

It's not about trans people, they're referring to the narrative that trans people "are suddenly everywhere" when in reality, while they have existed probably as long as culture, they have always been a tiny minority
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TheCapitalKing@reddit

Plus Bobby does look like an open relationship type of guy.
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Teytrum@reddit

And monogamy has a 100% success rate? This is confirmation bias.
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Bill-O-Reilly-@reddit

If OP actually bothered to finish the show, it shows Connie’s polyamory ends horribly for her Many such cases
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Highfivebuddha@reddit

Right, and even in the show Connies "open relationship" is really just her ego putting a fancier title on a pretty straightforward friends with benefits thing/regular boots call thing. Which is pretty typical of your early twenties.
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Blotsy@reddit

Spoken as a person who has spent a lot of time with polyamorous people. You have clearly lived the experience for a long time. Then you came away from it with a lot of insight, and decided it wasn't for you. Thank you for sharing, so we don't have to go through that hell.
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DelphinoPepperino@reddit

Spoiler: If you keep watching >!Connie admits that Bobby is better than husband material, her open relationship falls apart and they get together as a monogamous couple.!< The show doesn’t glorify these relationships.
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SuccessfulConcern996@reddit

Bobby also has, like, one hookup and one short term fling. That's not "a ton of casual sex"
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Thin_General_8594@reddit

There's no way the OP would just spread misinformation like this! Surely
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killibeats@reddit

![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)
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Lobster_Zaddy@reddit

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?
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SnoopyMcDogged@reddit

They can and don’t call me Shirley.
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TinySchwartz@reddit

I just wanna tell you good luck, we're all counting on you
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PhilliamPlantington@reddit

It's also obvious that they are only together to appease their parents. It's less of a progressive statement and moreso an arranged marriage that neither is very committed to.
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OkSession5483@reddit

If it's on 4chan, it must be entirely true.
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Davethemann@reddit

Its weird though, it doesnt per se glorify it, but it treats it kinda weirdly
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Koalachan@reddit

>!Someone else mentions that the open relationship fad at her college is just an excuse for girls to get more dick on the side.!<
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stationhollow@reddit

It’s the chick that Bobby was banging
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Macqt@reddit

So she leaves her childhood boyfriend to go off and slut it up, then comes crawling back once she’s used and had her fun? Typical.
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Spam4119@reddit

Are you seriously using red pill talking points from 2010 still? And you are a top 1% contributor? Get offline and meet real women.
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TheJeeeBo@reddit

No, they grew apart because hank got a job in Saudi Arabia so they had distance between them. They also broke up in the original series long before it ended.
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CTizzle-@reddit

Yeah and they were 12/13 when they dated and broke up, it’s not like they had a super serious relationship. I know it was a few seasons but in the show’s timeline it’s less than a year of them being together.
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8123619744@reddit

That’s prime time for the average 4channer
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croptochuck@reddit

I think Bobby should get over her in the next season or two. He loves the idea of her and since he works so much it’s easy for him to date her. Although I think it would show more growth if they try and it doesn’t work out. Also Bobby be out there having all kinds of hook ups.
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CTizzle-@reddit

Kahn wrote this comment
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Useful_Taro9125@reddit

Not enough references to the Superiority of Laotian culture or stupid rednecks
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Macqt@reddit

I think you mean Soudeye Arobeea.
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sonicboom5058@reddit

Eww
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Macqt@reddit

Eww redditor
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sonicboom5058@reddit

Kinda rough saying that with the "top 1% commenter" right above your name and like 5× as many posts as me lmao
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Macqt@reddit

And yet I don’t behave like your stereotypical crybaby redditor, unlike yourself.
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sonicboom5058@reddit

TIL that commenting "So she leaves her childhood boyfriend to go off and slut it up, then comes crawling back once she’s used and had her fun? Typical." Apparently *isn't* typical incel redditor behaviour lol
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Macqt@reddit

Nah, that’s called cracking jokes. Insulting people and calling them incel because you don’t get the joke, or because you got offended, is the typical redditor behaviour. So is checking people’s profiles to make a comeback.
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sonicboom5058@reddit

What's the joke?
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Macqt@reddit

> you don’t get the joke Fucking called it.
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sonicboom5058@reddit

So go on, what is it? Clearly I don't understand your sense of humour
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bigbasseater@reddit

Bobby also be fucking in the episode it’s not like he’s celibate
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Tyrgaediadia@reddit

almost forgot this was the wannabe 4chan sub until i read this comment
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IrregularrAF@reddit

Damn . Now he gots to live with being openly cucked.
View on Reddit #63571007

Schizosomatic@reddit

That’s worse. Bobby deserves better than someone looking for stability after having her hoe milage run through.
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OG_Floatzel@reddit

Imagine actually watching the show instead of taking 4chan's word for it
View on Reddit #63547276

xgreen_bean@reddit

Even asking for an open relationship is so weird why include it? It only makes her look bad
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Delli-paper@reddit

Which really is par for the course with Connie. She has zero self-control because her parents control her, but then she realizes that, in fact, they're right and she wants what they say she wants.
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1945-Ki87@reddit

Connie’s parents encouraged her to date Chane, but she decided she wanted Bobby. She was dating Chane to keep up the idyllic image instilled by her Laotian parents. The last thing they wanted was her to date Bobby
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Delli-paper@reddit

The showrunners go back and forth on that particular issue. Kahn seems to be accepting of Bobby by the end, even if he keeps up the tough guy act.
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TypeOpostive@reddit

I knew that seem out of character. Connie always loved Bobby, also they both come from traditional backgrounds. Her continuing being poly wasn’t going to work out in the first place.
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Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit

Also the reboot is really really hood overall.
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Tablesafety@reddit

That sounds extremely King of The Hill and very much how I expected that to go. Its like only focusing on the part where Hank tries weed in the 90s and not the part where he gives it up.
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Bill-O-Reilly-@reddit

Fr, I was very pleased with this reboot and thought it was sweet. Some of the Voice actors were… different but that just takes some getting used to
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Krypt0night@reddit

Anon has to ask online because he doesn't go outside 
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MP-Lily@reddit

It’s propaganda to get Gen Z to have more sex. Duh.
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Bakugo_Dies@reddit

Did you even watch the original KOTH?
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AlexanderTox@reddit

This is fucking really how I find out that the new KOTH reboot has dropped?
View on Reddit #63519369

dinglebarry9@reddit

On the whole it’s solid, the open relationship thing is the low point
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Cadlington@reddit

The entire season too, Hulu just dumped it out there.
View on Reddit #63520669

DayInTheLifeOfAGod@reddit

Didn't care for hulus revival of Futurama, so my hopes aren't high with this one
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

It's solid. Not as good as the original run, but better than the first reboot. I haven't watched all of it yet though.
View on Reddit #63521581

bon_sequitur@reddit

First reboot?
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

After season 6
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GiveMeSumChonChon@reddit

Same here. I thought the revival ruined futuramas legacy. This one season of king of the hill was better than the last 4 seasons. It’s good
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

Two episodes in and it feels more like king of the hill than some of the later seasons before it ended. Again, I’m only two episodes in which isn’t a great way to judge the quality of this season but so far it feels like King of the hill is just…back. Although I do find the animation incredibly offputting. There is just something so wrong about this overly modern look.
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TheCapitalKing@reddit

The new Dale voice throws me off and he was always the best character
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Davethemann@reddit

Thats the worst part, it actually is Johnny Hardwick. Its heartbreaking how poorly he delivers lines and how like, stilted and droning his bits are. Toby Huss (i.e. cotton and formerly Kahn) did a better dale than dale, so its sadly good he handled the more dale centric episodes (at least from memory)
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

Isn’t it the same voice actor for the first eight episodes and then switches? Because I was thrown off in the first episode but turns out that was the OG. He just got older.
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EdwardoftheEast@reddit

Toby Huss (voiced Kahn and Cotton) voices Dale now since the original VA passed away. He does a pretty decent job, but it took some getting used to. The new voice for Kahn is probably the biggest one to get used to.
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

I know that, but Toby doesn’t appear until episode 7. The original VA was still able to finish some episodes.
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AZS9994@reddit

Yeah I’m not crazy about the animation either, but the ending of the first episode, >!where Hank learns about the Samoa cookie being renamed to be more respectful and says “Well that *is* a nice change,!< was very sweet in a way that only KOTH could pull off. More people should be like Hank Hill.
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RamsesTheGiant@reddit

>!I just Google the Samoa name change and the cookie's name wasn't changed due the Girl Scouts trying to be more respectful but due to regional and trademark issues. The type of cookie the Samoa is made by two different companies that supply the cookie for different parts of the country for GS, one of the owns the branding Samoas and the other Caramel Delites so depending on where you are, you get one or the other.!<
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

I think the point was to find a succinct way to talk about issues like this, not necessarily be accurate
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1945-Ki87@reddit

And realistically Mike Judge (or whoever wrote the episode) heard about the change, didn’t look much into it, and when writing the episode, wanted some minor ‘social justice’ style change for Hank to react to, and remembered the Samoa thing
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

And it was! Regardless of the actual story it was a good, thoughtful moment
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Bill-O-Reilly-@reddit

It’s actually a pretty good reboot. First 2 episodes are honestly the weakest of the season but after that it’s quite good
View on Reddit #63523026

Tablesafety@reddit

Apparently this plotline is still very true to old KOTH
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Papa_Whiskey0@reddit

It’s been out for a while
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HotDogGrass2@reddit

a while = 2 days
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Papa_Whiskey0@reddit

Those are eons in today’s information blender
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SuspiciousPine@reddit

The only "open marriages" I've seen work are gay couples. Just built different
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Davethemann@reddit

Ehh, even then those get really weird, and end up being basically tax marriages.
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SuspiciousPine@reddit

As a gay man, there is a bit of different expectation because hookups are more common and easier to get. There are many more gay guys who don't feel jealousy at all about their partner banging some twink once because it's super clear that that is not an emotional connection like a relationship is. It's not bad to feel protective or jealous at all. I mean I'm in a long term monogamous relationship. But there tend to be more gay men, rather than straight men or women, who don't really feel jealousy about that stuff
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

the gays are based as usual. us straights should exist only to create more gay babies
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Remake12@reddit

It’s super rare irl. Where I live in the USA casual sex after your early 20’s becomes very cringey.
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Bumpton@reddit

I'm old. What's a "roastie"?
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Thin_General_8594@reddit

Basically means easy/mid woman, it's usually used in a sexist context
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HungrySubstance@reddit

“Usually” how can addressing a woman by the assumed shape of her vagina ever, EVER not be sexist
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Cerebral_Jones@reddit

But why roastie tho
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suarezj9@reddit

They’re saying it looks like Roast beef
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Tight-Talk-7591@reddit

It's a reference for your mom.
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Bumpton@reddit

![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq)
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Zhou-Enlai@reddit

Just another word for slut or whore
View on Reddit #63528188

Dragonslayer3@reddit

![gif](giphy|L0lgGB9vJVFa8)
View on Reddit #63520425

DayInTheLifeOfAGod@reddit

I am the desolate one. Time for a clerks 1-2 re-watch
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Capnducki@reddit

Referring to women, specifically "slutty" women whos vaginas look worn out they look like roast beef. Incel shit.
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HungrySubstance@reddit

Is Connie being in an open relationship not an extremely obvious joke about her being John redcorn’s kid
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raccoon54267@reddit

I’d seriously rather be fully crippled and in a wheelchair than be in an open relationship, not even joking. 
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Ari-golds-servant@reddit

The worst crime of the show, is choosing propane over coal for the bbq.
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ghillieinthemist417@reddit

Yes we are
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Deathnachos@reddit

They are yes it’s disgusting.
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MusicBytes@reddit

yes to casual sex, no to open relationships. just a situationship at that point
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Cadlington@reddit

\> Show is about the average life of a person in the modern day \> Shows people engaging in things that occur in the modern day \>"Why do shows do this" We better get Columbo on this one.
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MrPopanz@reddit

Columbo is such a shit show for having a protagonist with a glass eye, like how unrealistic is this shit? Completely unwatchable garbage show!
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MicrwavedBrain@reddit

Damn I got spoiled, I didn’t know he had a glass eye.
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Zachary_Spaghetti@reddit

I feel like this guy is missing the point. The show makes Connie out to be goofy and weird for participating in it, and later on Chain for being such a scum bag when she needs actual support, but he doesn’t wanna give it to her because he only cares to use her as arm candy and for sex. The show is very clearly making fun of people like that, and yes, Bobby himself does engage in casual sex, but is visibly hurt when the women no longer wants to see him and simply used him for a sexual fling. Bobby later even turns down another casual sex opportunity because it’s not what he wants. The show seems to have a very clear stance against it if you ask me. Pretty openly mocking the idea of open relationships.
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ComadorFluffyPaws@reddit

Anon doesn't understand Bobby pulled like crazy pre-time skip. Like they are just showing him continue to pull into adulthood because Bobby has always been charismatic and good with people. Besides Peggy and Hank, no one else has sex the whole season except Bobby. My Anon gets no bitches detector is kekking like crazy right now.
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2_Jokers@reddit

In short, yes
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Dangerous-Spend-2141@reddit

Why does it look like it was animated by FilmCow?
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juicykisses19@reddit

Ngl. As a 25 year old dude who went to college. Yes, young people do hook up a lot of the time. Some more than others and less than others. But for me, I only hooked up with one who ended with fucking up my mental health with her shitty mental health. It ain't worth it.
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PPatPurpp@reddit

If you watch the show, Bobby is uncomfortable with it and Connie even gets roasted for it by other characters on the show. Says she gets Sad Dick for being in an open relationship
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arkenney0@reddit

I think it’s more common nowadays than it’s ever been, and it is becoming a norm in younger generations. The idea of finding and marrying your soulmate at 20 is not and hasn’t been the norm since like the 70s. Sex as an ideal has become more and more open, being less taboo. Not saying this is a bad thing but people have sex, before they’re married, and I think it’s ok to be talked about and commented on.
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other-other-user@reddit

It seems today That all you see Is violence in movies And sex on TV
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Deldris@reddit

Ok but is the reboot good? I lost all faith after Futurama.
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Tight-Talk-7591@reddit

It's alright. To me it feels like a very good imitation of KoTH, rather than actual KoTH, but it's still worth a watch.
View on Reddit #63553169

suarezj9@reddit

Fucking normies having sex
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mratlas666@reddit

Connie is a whore. Got it.
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dentchest@reddit

“Everyone on the show has casual sex all the time” When?
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Shootemout@reddit

wouldn't bobby be the cuck that would be in an open relationship tho? seems pretty on brand for him
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Sheep03@reddit

😺♻️
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ZombieAlienNinja@reddit

Ah yes pussy recycling.
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EinalGrape@reddit

I wake up
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beefycheesyglory@reddit

Well I know I'm gonna be
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Sheep03@reddit

That's in my head now. Cheers for that.
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DayInTheLifeOfAGod@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/emhdk42c6ehf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e58776d62b98533a37b190858556435f31e4ba
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GMansButtPlug@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5jgpbccv2ehf1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc799ee0f53f95526f9a1f65d930ce80d7edd70f
View on Reddit #63519382

Vex_Appeal@reddit

Wahhhh this person made art that doesn't cater to my sensibilities. Wahhhhhhh.
View on Reddit #63548402

Jade_Sugoi@reddit

Bobby was always shown to be a confident, funny and charming guy when he was a kid. Of course he's going to be laying mad pipe and shooting thick ropes as an adult.
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Scar_the_armada@reddit

This is just showing how college is for a lot of people (who go to college when they're young). It's the time in a lot of people's lives where they experiment sexually.
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Templarofsteel@reddit

\*Me remembering that Minh was a swinger and had mentioned knowledge of key parties. Also remembering that at college age hookups were super common as was sexuality exploration. Also also remembering that in the original run we had plenty of examples of Nancy cheating on Dale\*
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thr33beggars@reddit

Do I look like I know what a “normie” is?
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RYANTHEW1ZARD@reddit

I just want a picture of a GOT DAMN hotdog
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DayInTheLifeOfAGod@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/79ong6627ehf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b31fc2a7b8e199ed6aa70e16f195a8bdc345dfb
View on Reddit #63520968

Agent_Galahad@reddit

That is a nice hot dog. I like that hot dog.
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10000Didgeridoos@reddit

Do I look like I know what gay pegging is
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itsthateasylol@reddit

I mean... i think you do
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baylithe@reddit

Quite normal in larger cities for people in their 20's. Navigating Tinder near Philly in my late 20's was not fun.
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UnhappyStrain@reddit

thats not an open relationship, thats just everyone being friends with benefits in a massive horny hivemind
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William_Ze_Gamer@reddit

Still better than the Hulu Futurama reboot
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MrStink45@reddit

Open relationship? Hell no. Casual sex though? Absolutely.
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Grakch@reddit

They want to perpetuate this type of lifestyle as normal so more adults move in and fuck each other while working wage slave jobs.
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SunnyApex87@reddit

No, overexposed like all the other minority stuff by media
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OldManChino@reddit

if you also believed the boomer media, every suburb in every town was all full of swingers too
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Tablesafety@reddit

Tbf they turned out to be a LOT more common than you think. Grew up to find out not only were my folks swingers, my friends folks and their friends folks were too. Also the entire front office at my job.
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bigmt99@reddit

People be fucking, people who do not be fucking don’t know
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greentealemonade@reddit

Also probably most of the Republican party
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Yeseylon@reddit

My dad stunned me when we were on a cruise and laughing about a room with a pineapple on it.  Didn't expect him to get it, figured he'd be a Hank Hill BWAAAAHHH type.
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MrPopanz@reddit

>a room with a pineapple on it Like as a sign on the door, or as some type of roof construction? I don't get it.
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ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit

https://www.wikihow.com/Upside-Down-Pineapple-Meaning
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bddragon1@reddit

Ooohhhh, funny I thought it was a gay thing. I worked with this glorious old queen (literally his words), and he made funny suggestions like it was an insider way that you were down for dick in the butt.
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TypeOpostive@reddit

Like boomers didn’t create and participate in swinging culture.
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Eledridan@reddit

Only Scottsdale.
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thatweirdguyted@reddit

The real question is why does anon care about the sex lives of animated characters on a fictional tv show? The only opinions you should have about people's sex lives are absolutely limited to yourself, and the people you're sleeping with. And even then, you shouldn't be judging those people, just deciding if you care to be involved in it. There's nothing wrong with deciding that it doesn't suit you to be in an open relationship, but if other people want to that's none of your damn business. Lol.
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SweetTooth275@reddit

Yeah, that's the thing you see, I don't think he wants to watch a show about characters sex life. It's pushed in viewer's face which is exactly what he's complaining about
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ChaosFountain@reddit

When an adult targeted slice of life show shows people living different lives than me I too get upset.
View on Reddit #63520259

SweetTooth275@reddit

It's about how you do it, not what you do.
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thatweirdguyted@reddit

Lol, that's such a sad way of looking at things. The storyteller tells the story they want to tell. You don't get to decide that. You get to decide if you are interested in the story. Just because anon can't get off his couch doesn't mean someone trapped him there and forced him to watch it. I don't care for soap opera style dramas. So you know what I do? I avoid watching them. If I start watching a show and it turns into that (looking at you, Sons of Anarchy) then I stop watching. I understand that some narratives are hamfisted into a story and often override the story itself. Like the moral dilemmas in 90's family sitcoms. And maybe this is one of them. But again, if you're not into it, literally go do something else.
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CreepingPastor@reddit

Some guy says his opinion and this guy breaks out into a novel LMAO.
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thatweirdguyted@reddit

To quote King of the Hill "If those kids could read they'd be very upset"
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CreepingPastor@reddit

That's not the quote, ding dong. Hank Griffin looks at the screen and says, "It's Morbin Time™".
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SweetTooth275@reddit

Ok? But if the story is uninteresting shit, that's kind of his issue? You look at it from a very odd viewer unfriendly position. Also original King of the Hill was never like that, it wasn't about shoving personal sex life in everyone's faces. Natural what one can expect from show's continuation is the sort of similar approach to things as in the show before. If you don't talk about the issue it won't fix itself.
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calmdownmyguy@reddit

It's a good thing the show isn't about Connie being in an open relationship..
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Yeseylon@reddit

Ignore the rage bait and downvotes.  Anon is wokespotting.  Mike Judge figured Bobby, having been raised by Hank, would have an issue handling open relationships, and added it because he thought it would be funny, same as having Hank get confused by what all-gender restrooms are.  Anon is assuming there's some "librul agender" in play when it's just a trait written to create conflict and interesting plot.
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thatweirdguyted@reddit

I would argue most of King of the Hill is about Hank responding to situations that most conservatives really roll out the hate on, only he just acts patient, understanding, and minds his own business. Like a human being. 
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Highfivebuddha@reddit

I miss the "live and let live" conservatism
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

when did those exist?
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e-s-p@reddit

That never existed
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

hank hill a RINO confirmed
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Tablesafety@reddit

Always has been. Remember that episode where he was teaching LuAnn politics and insisting she always vote R, but then his candidate has a weak handshake and the man has a crisis?
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SleepingPodOne@reddit

Yes, it’s one of my favorite episodes. I was making a joke because any republican with a modicum of compassion nowadays is just called a rino
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Tablesafety@reddit

Thats pretty much the plot. It releases today and I guess you’d have folks watching half of an episode and calling it liberal indoctrination.
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Yeseylon@reddit

I mean, new episodes are dropping as of a couple days ago.  Anon's post is proof that this is exactly what would happen.
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Tablesafety@reddit

Yup…
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thatweirdguyted@reddit

I can't even begin to take the concept of "liberal indoctrination" seriously. It could happen, hypothetically. But most of what I've seen for examples are literally just people being accepting of other people's lives. In a way that doesn't affect them at all. Just not being a hateful ignorant piece of shit is somehow a huge problem for conservatives these days. It's nuts. 
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Tablesafety@reddit

Exactly like KOTH *always* did it
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platinumcheese88@reddit

That sounds terrible... I was looking forward to this as well. To be expected, unfortunately.
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Tablesafety@reddit

Apparently this plotline resolves in the same way old KOTH would do it. Taking OP at face value when KOTH was always a show that explores wacky modern ideas through an old conservative’s lens is pretty faithless- though I understand why you would. Connies open relationship falls apart as they all do and she gets together with Bobby as a monogamous couple. That’s like hearing about the weed episode’s first half and assuming Hank’s just a stoner now.
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platinumcheese88@reddit

I was still going to watch it you know....
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Tablesafety@reddit

You made that *incredibly* unclear
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platinumcheese88@reddit

Even if I wasn't, plenty of other people could see that and be spoiled. Oh well... is the new season out in full, or is it likely weekly episodes?
View on Reddit #63535930

Tablesafety@reddit

10 episodes all dropped at once
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platinumcheese88@reddit

Ok good to know. Thanks.
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No-Section-4385@reddit

That's why your not a normal...
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jericho-dingle@reddit

Honestly I'm three episodes in and it's pretty entertaining imo
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NoSoundNoFury@reddit

There's also shootings and murders, super heroes and secret agents in every 2025 TV show. Normies make boring stories. You need some conflict for an interesting story.
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Highfivebuddha@reddit

"Normal people with normal jobs and normal hobbies" is the entire premise of KOTH
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lllGrapeApelll@reddit

Hank ended up accidentally becoming a pimp in one episode. Totally normal thing to have happened to somebody.
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paco-ramon@reddit

It happend to the president of Spain and his wife, lots of normal people end up as pimps without knowing it.
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CTizzle-@reddit

Also Pigmalion, but that was more of a Halloween special tbf
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Highfivebuddha@reddit

Hank helped someone in need and didnt realize they were a hooker and was mistaken for a pimp. Him doing normal person things and being mistaken for a pimp was the joke.
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NoSoundNoFury@reddit

Yeah, sure, but you gotta sprinkle in the crazies. Consider the Simpsons. Somewhat normal family, but surrounded by people like Flanders, Burns, Disco Stu, Wiggum etc.
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CTizzle-@reddit

I wouldn’t call Hank an explicitly “normal” person, just out of touch and fairly naive. Sometimes those get exaggerated for effect (and then some) but I would say by and large the show is more about Hank being kinda backwards. He got a headless pig delivered to his front door and his first thought was “wow what a generous gift” and not that a crazed pork company ceo was vaguely threatening him and Peggy to back off.
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WannabePokerPlayer@reddit

When I hear about open relationships, I always wonder “which ones idea was it and which one cries themselves to sleep?”
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Ender00000@reddit

Casual sex is over, for Competetive Sex
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Applitude@reddit

I know it might be hard to believe but sometimes shows exaggerate things for comedic effect (not saying this is actually funny)
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CTizzle-@reddit

Can’t believe my totally grounded in reality show *King of the Hill* would exaggerate situations like that. Next thing you know they’re going to have Dale completely excavate a tunnel under his and Hank’s houses and almost die, or have Dale selling guns out of a bookstore Peggy impulsively bought, or have a crazed pork processor groom Luanne into being his perfect poster girl and wife only to accidentally kill himself just after having a brief moment of clarity where he realized what was happening. Obviously a bit cherry picked but those are three subsequent episodes of King of the Hill. And technically, Pigmalion was supposed to air two seasons prior in Season 5, right after the episode where Hank finds out George W. Bush has a limp handshake and it shatters his perception of him.
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PoshDiggory@reddit

Op still out for that boyfriend free girlfriend.
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Delli-paper@reddit

Connie always had self-control issues on account of her parents control.
View on Reddit #63518238

TypeOpostive@reddit

Tiger parents and its consequences.
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jeffisanastronaut@reddit

I've been dating for about a year now, been on maybe 6 or 7 first dates and 3 of those actually turned into dating for a short while. All 3 of them hit me with the non-monogomous thing after showing no indication that this was a thing for them early into the dating. It's more prevalent than you think, at least for me it has been! The popularisation of it through media is making more people think it's an option.
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maninahat@reddit

OP is ironic considering the premise for the original series was, "out-of-touch, repressed man confused and upset when the modern world is not like he expects it to be".
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garliclemonpepper@reddit

Open relationships are becoming a LOT more common, but still rare. It doesn't matter if the number of open relationships triples if it was only 1% of couples before. It's like Survivorship Bias. You don't know about most, only the ones that fail.
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cc17776@reddit

Jesus is this real?
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ColumbusJewBlackets@reddit

Ok… but is it funny?
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maracaibo98@reddit

It does happen anon, I hooked up with a girl who turned out to be married but was in an “open relationship” Glad I got the fuck away from that hot mess once I realized, it’s just not for me
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jednorog@reddit

Anon views an animated work of fiction and asks the brave question, "Is this real?"
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No-Zucchini2787@reddit

Today's entertainment is boring and designed to attract wider audience with no taste
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DMRod501@reddit

While i doubt its the majority of the population doing it, im surprised at how common it is lol
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Competitive_Golf8206@reddit

Yeah pretty much especially at the age Bobby and Connie are in the show lol 
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