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Anon puts on netflix

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Anon puts on netflix

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lovelessowl@reddit

This is actually a literal psyop brought to you by Nflix and not a single cat because no gay twink sex.
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JustaBearEnthusiast@reddit

🐈♻️
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jerk_chicken_warrior@reddit

mfs seriously think we're still living in the dark ages where you have to download a torrent and dont realise there are tools that will scrape torrent sites and let you stream them directly from your tv.
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Reading_username@reddit

Don't they max out at 1080p unless you like, sign up for the sites though? I think that's still the appeal of torrenting for some, is higher resolution
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therealraggedroses@reddit

Oh no, only 1080p? Unwatchable
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BoozeBus3000@reddit

If you can afford a 4k monitor you can afford netflix
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Advanced_Court501@reddit

cucked opinion lol
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naufalap@reddit

I doubt she would even notice
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Advanced_Court501@reddit

dude doesn’t know about debrid
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Soufiani@reddit

Nah, you can setup Radarr/Sonarr to scrape any torrent you want. 4K media is readily available on public trackers
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BoTheDoggo@reddit

Though that's really not free either. You'll both be paying to run the server as well as likely either a VPN or Usenet subscription
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Soufiani@reddit

Yeah just depends on what you're using it for. There will always be some cost even if you don't go the VPN/Usenet route. Like the electricity cost for running the server. Will still be a lot lower than paying for multiple streaming services if you want nearly every show/movie to be available to you
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Ironbird207@reddit

Hard drives are my biggest cost. Never enough storage.
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igerardcom@reddit

You're literally me, you would think a half dozen 8 TB drives would be enough....
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InsectGlaiveBard@reddit

With Stremio you would only need to pay $3 a month to have most media at your disposal with any debrid service. No VPN, no personal server needed. It's super easy.
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Munnin41@reddit

Plenty of free methods to watch them. If you just want to watch at home, plex is free. You'll just need to pay for storage
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Gary_FucKing@reddit

You still need to pay for a vpn for whatever media you’re getting to run thru plex.
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Soufiani@reddit

Not necessarily. A risk, sure. But you can get by without one
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Munnin41@reddit

Yes, note how I didn't say anything about that.
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soda11037@reddit

$3 a month for any debrid service
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_that_random_dude_@reddit

> wants to pirate a movie > pays for pirating subscription
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soda11037@reddit

3 dollars for no latency or buffering and all shows in one place, no ads no nothing. I don't pirate for money, I pirate for convenience
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igerardcom@reddit

And the quality is better than you'd get on Netflix, more audio tracks available, director's commentary included, etc.
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_that_random_dude_@reddit

Fair
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FourKrusties@reddit

What are more debrid services? Just in case real debrid goes down
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

In the years I've been using RD, it's gone down twice, usually only for 30 minutes. Torrentio and AIO/Comet are way more likely to go down. But an alternative to RD is Easy Debrid, which is less reliable, so it's more of a backup.
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FourKrusties@reddit

i meant like seized by the feds... probably not since put.io is still going but who knows
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1ncorrect@reddit

RD on Stremio is a literal godsend. It felt cathartic as hell to cancel my last subscription and set sail.
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spookymemeformat@reddit

I'm using Torrentio on my LG tv, what's the difference? Can you use RD on the stremio tv app as well?
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PoisonDart8@reddit

How does stremio compare to something like a RD addon in Kodi? I've heard people talk about it but how good is it?
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Lukki96@reddit

Not sure about how the RD addon is, but stremio’s basically the same as Netflix or other streaming apps.
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Camburgerhelpur@reddit

All hail RD/Stremio
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iAyushRaj@reddit

And I felt like dragging myself through mud when trying fishy streaming sites, after my RD sub ran out.
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

It's also nice know the traffic is encrypted.
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Dhrny@reddit

Meh, I want to chime in. 6 months a go I canceled my Netflix, Disney and Appletv because I found out about Stremio and RD. Its so fucking frustrating when it doesn't work. Especially in the weekend and during holidays its down. I do have a backup that I paid $10 for but that one is slower.
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rtybanana@reddit

stremio + stremthru torz + real debrid has been a bullet proof combo for me so far, i switched from torrentio because it kept going down
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Dhrny@reddit

I will look stremthru torz up, thanks for sharing
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

What addon are you using. I almost never have an issue, and when I do, I just switch to a different addon. I've found Torrentio to be the most unreliable. And if you have Torrentio, did you make sure to install the Torrentio+RD addon? Regular Torrentio just streams regular torrents, they're not cached or anything.
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Dhrny@reddit

Thanks for helping me out. Yes I have RD+ Torrentio and only use it with RD+. Maybe because I have the Stremio app directly installed on my TV, instead of a separate box like Nvdia Shield. But even than it wouldn't make sense because it sometimes work and sometimes doesn't. Maybe you dont want TV at primetimes (weekend and holidays)?
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OGslooge@reddit

Torrentio is notorious for going down and has been really bad lately. I’d add a couple more scrapers or just do an AIOstream
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

I have mine on a TV as well and it's fine. Try AIO/Elfhosted. It's a lot more stable.
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samsonsin@reddit

I currently have the *are stack setup, do you know how RD compares to something like that? Using jelly sewer to find new shows/movies, then request them and ~15 minutes later I have a 20gb 4k blueray rip that I can stream on any device using jellyfin. Is RD comparable to that? I'd guess you'd likely get worse video quality? Oh and is it possible to selfhost RD, or am I misunderstanding how it works? Ive had a cursory look into it before but had a hard time finding concrete information about it.
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kiokokun@reddit

Torbox was my first and has been fantastic. Also allows multiple IPs at once so you can share it with a partner or friend. 3 bux a month gets you most everything you need from them and they even keep us updated and listen to what we say on here aha
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InsectGlaiveBard@reddit

Torbox is fantastic, agreed. Wanted to go for RealDebrid, but being able to stream in multiple devices is a must-have for me. That and EasyNews is the best combo for like 50 bucks a year.
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Heil_S8N@reddit

can also vouch for TB. another gem of theirs is that they have uncapped nexusmods downloads, which is great for game modders
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kiokokun@reddit

I can get my mods thru TB? What a future, what do I do, just put the link in on the dashboard??
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Heil_S8N@reddit

yup, the file link
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Impossible_Leg_2787@reddit

Alldb
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Phazon2000@reddit

Who gives an actual shot though? They look crisp af on a decent TV.
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Bakugo_Dies@reddit

Disneyplus caps out at 720p if you're watching on PC lmao
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F-Lambda@reddit

you think I have a monitor higher res than 1080p?
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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

> 1080p she's not gonna care
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farva_06@reddit

I use Jellyseer and Radarr using only free indexers. Am able to find 4k content for the most part.
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TheOnlyBliebervik@reddit

Nope. Stremio for example just scrapes torrent sites and streams them as fast as your internet connection (and that of those whom you are mooching off of) enables
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IllitterateAuthor@reddit

Anything above 480 is indistinguishable from 480
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Vlisa@reddit

Nvidia Shield
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expert_on_the_matter@reddit

Dunno about all that, I just put mine on a 1TB hard drive that I put into the TV.
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Hearasongofuranus@reddit

Wait, WHAT?! 
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jerk_chicken_warrior@reddit

look up stremio + torrentio add on son
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I_Don-t_Care@reddit

Isnt that a paid service tho?
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jerk_chicken_warrior@reddit

the whole point is that you're streaming illegal torrents for free. so no, it is not paid.
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I_Don-t_Care@reddit

But don't you have to pay for something? I'm asking because I've never used it and I recall hearing some friends that do use it saying something about paying a marginal fee somewhere to keep using it or something
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Jaruut@reddit

Technically, no, but: ~$10/month for vpn+debrid (~$100 for annual plans) for stremio to watch literally anything at maximum quality completely ad free all in one place vs $8/month for a limited and ever changing catalogue with limited quality and ads for just the lowest tier of netflix. Add higher tiers and other streaming services (and their various tiers) and you can easily spend well over $100/month and still not find that one movie you wanted to watch
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I_Don-t_Care@reddit

Ill just torrent for free then.
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Desperate_Method4020@reddit

No, you can still use it free, but it's a bigger chance you will end up buffering, especially for big files. You can pay for Real Debrid, which is a server host the torrent files get downloaded too. It costs 18€ for 6 months.
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NS3000@reddit

or just go to FMHY
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k3rstman1@reddit

Quality isnt good enough for bigger tv's
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NS3000@reddit

fair enough
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Fallen_Wings@reddit

I have saved so much money since I got streamio on my TV. Google has since removed streamio from its App Store so you will need to sideload it on the TV going forward
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I_Don-t_Care@reddit

Isnt that a paid service tho?
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dawkW@reddit

r/wouldawardbutimbroke
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loseitthrowaway7797@reddit

Shhh don’t give out this information. Torrentiois flaky as is
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Phenns@reddit

Stremio + TorBox is a good option too
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UsernameHasBeenLost@reddit

Arr stack (Sonarr/Radar/Prowlar) and Jellyfin or Plex is all you need (and an old PC/server with storage space)
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SKY_L4X@reddit

Yes babe, we just have to wait 45 minutes until the movie you want to watch finished downloading. (*Arr is amazing though)
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retsoPtiH@reddit

damn kids these days, can't wait fucking 45min to see a movie for free back in my day you had to wait 10min to see some bush
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lron_tarkus@reddit

Just use overseerr and link your plex watchlist. By the time you get home it's done and waiting.
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fatboychummy@reddit

Ew, Plex. Paid shit. I just use jellyseerr and mark movies I want to watch as wanted. Same thing as a watch list essentially, just have to go to another app.
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

That's nerd shit though. Stremio with addons and an RD subscription is way easier, and safer.
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pixelpoet_nz@reddit

That's normie shit though. I already have everything.
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NewColonel@reddit

I had this setup and then tried out stremio and was blown away, it’s like having overseer on your tv without any real wait, just have to pay $3 a month for real debrid. I still have plex as backup though.
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lron_tarkus@reddit

1. Old PC or laptop you can wipe 2. Load linux (ubuntu desktop if you don't know what else) 3. Install docker (desktop) 4. Start up containers for Plex(or Jellyfin) Sonarr, Radarr, Prowlarr and Deluge. [More info about how](https://trash-guides.info/) 5. ??? (linux isos) 6. Reduce their profit.
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fradddd@reddit

youre literally being the guy in the post dude
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FreshestCremeFraiche@reddit

Literally none of these other commenters understand the point of the post lol. She’s expecting you to be normal, and not have to explain some techno babble workaround to just paying $20 for netflix. Want to bang this girl? Maybe just pay for netflix and spend time talking to her instead of about your fucking Plex server
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Interesting_Rub5736@reddit

Imma just say not worth it.
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Gary_FucKing@reddit

For me it is, but that’s cus I didn’t setup my plex to save money, fucking storage and setup costs plus monthly vpn alone make it a wash basically for at least a year or two or even more depending on how big you go and how much overhaul you do to your current home network for it, plus tv apps suck fat, cancerous donkey dicks for playing anything besides netflix so new tv clients, too. I did it for convenience of service. Fuck streaming ads and fuck these temporary content contracts that make you switch to a whole ass other service to continue watching whatever tf I was in the middle of and fuck low bitrate content at fake resolutions. I watch what I want, when I want, with no ad breaks, at the resolution I decide on.
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lron_tarkus@reddit

In that case I genuinely hope you guys get basic features like playlists and watch together someday
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NewColonel@reddit

No, with this setup you request what you want in a Netflix like interface on your phone and then watch it in a Netflix like interface on your tv. No browsing needed.
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lron_tarkus@reddit

lil bro has 0 idea about half the words I said, don't bother. let him enjoy his 480p with ads on Netflix, it's not like any woman is waiting anyway.
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lron_tarkus@reddit

\> implying I manually add torrents in the big '26 \> implying you knew anything about what I just said why speak?
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windowpuncher@reddit

Yeah but it's scummy as hell. We need more seeders, not leeches.
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pixelpoet_nz@reddit

If only there were decent sites that kept all the normies out! ;)
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windowpuncher@reddit

My kingdom for a tracker
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LudwigsDryClean@reddit

fr I remember downloading viruses on the family computer trying to watch Fast Five through a USB on da tv, now I’m streaming Fallout minutes after it airs on 4K DV while Jeff Bezos cries, the future is now 😎
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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

or choose any of the dodgy free streaming sites
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Select-Abroad-4343@reddit

Using those exact words irl will dry up any woman's vag like a raisin in the fucking desert 
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retsoPtiH@reddit

but didn't chicks love bad boys? babes i'm literally doing federal crimes and bankrupting hollywood, so drop them panties
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jerk_chicken_warrior@reddit

if your so ugly that girls wont touch you just because they heard you use the word 'stream' i think you're the one with the problem broski
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_Planet_Mars_@reddit

Holy fucking annihilated
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WaalsVander@reddit

Stream is not the problem word or phrase
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jerk_chicken_warrior@reddit

the point is the same regardless big man
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Munnin41@reddit

Idk dude, your mom was pretty happy to see a show from the 80s that's not on any streaming service.
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BannedSvenhoek86@reddit

You can download a torrent and just set it to download the First and last section, and to download sequentially. If you're not in a third world country within 30 seconds you can start watching a 2k resolution movie. Most are about 13gb so you'll download it faster than it plays.
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JohnTomorrow@reddit

Hm. Tell me more about these "tools". My friend suggested I set up a NAS but I'm not as savvy with tech as I once was.
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Shpleeblee@reddit

Not to mention, why is anyone with any form of self-hosting fiddling with cables? It'll be all set up with plenty of content to watch especially if there is a Stacy on her way.
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SmoothPimp85@reddit

Anon isn't some kind of normie, he wanted to impress the girl with an untouched BD copy of Godard's experimental films collection from the 70s, 45 GB in size, with three seeders on Karagarga.
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MrBingly@reddit

Is it wrong that I'm attracted to her looking at me like that?
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Kaeru-Sennin@reddit

Fake : Girl (alive) in Anon home.  Gay : Touch "cable" (phallic imagery).
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MrBingly@reddit

My condolences that your phallic looks like a cable
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hardwood1979@reddit

Anon had fallen victim to the psyop
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hizashiYEAHmada@reddit

It is imperative that the ~~cylinder~~ cable remains unharmed
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typicalledditor@reddit

Oemgee take my gold upvote award fellow redditor
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TailorAgitated7878@reddit

Same reason you're editing your comments I suppose
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TailorAgitated7878@reddit

You're all getting me way too excited. Down boy, down.
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Grognak405@reddit

Would you consider the cable small or average size?
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Interloper4Life@reddit

It is only a (((wifi))) psyop that the ethernet cable becomes faster with the plastic cover removed
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mesaboogers@reddit

I only wrap my cock over under.
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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

In this scenario would the laptop be the larger body it’s connected to, or would that responsibility fall to the TV?
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Lol3droflxp@reddit

It is Anon himself since he hasn’t moved from the couch in years and the cables are entombed in his buttocks.
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The_Majestic_Mantis@reddit

What the hell are 4channerd always disappointed at every post they read that they have to post fake and gay? Are there any stories that are Real and straight?
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

**I'M REAL AND STRAIGHT** ....and by that, I mean that I'm fake and gay.
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im_problematic@reddit

I'm in this picture and I don't like it. Joking aside GF has come to appreciate my access to private trackers, seedbox, and 1gbps fiber. Yeah it takes like 5-10 minutes to prep a movie, but if it's not on Netflix and we want to see it then why not? I also have my PC hardwired to my AVR and TV through a wall, so have a wireless keyboard with a trackpad, audio correction, video scaling filters to help with quality, etc.
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MassiveCity9224@reddit

How do you get access to private trackers?
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im_problematic@reddit

Depends on where you want to go. Examples: The CABAL trackers are notoriously hard to get into. You typically have to start on REDACTED then contribute a shit ton to get into movie based CABAL ones etc. I'm pretty sure they also have an invite forum for trackers that have less stringent requirements though - you'd have to contribute enough to meet whatever tracker guidelines they set (and also enough to get access to the invite forum). Think of the invite forum as official recruitment - not to be confused with a personal invite. To get started on RED you need to study for an interview, KNOW your answers, idle in the interview channel on IRC, be lucky enough to be there when they get to you cause it can be days, then pass the interview. This is how the majority get started to get into their "ideal" trackers. Torrent Leach is good for like 99.9% of popular media. At one point you could sign-up for a Seedbox, and as long as the first check cleared you could then choose to cancel it or move to a different one. They also have open sign-ups on and off from what I remember. I recommend this for anyone that just wants a simple movie tracker for most popular stuff (very little indie/lost media). It's certainly better than most public ones - I've found movies that were basically dead on all other trackers alive here. AnimeBytes is THE anime tracker. There's others, but it's basically the end goal if you can. Manga, light novels, music, anime, even vintage DVD ISO dumps! They have open sign-ups VERY rarely, if you're lucky enough to catch it you fill out a form/survey with questions and they decide if they think you "fit" the community or are a member they need. Having stats at other private trackers helps, and contributors are more welcome over archivists - both are needed but new content is always preferred as seeding is easy. Watch privatetrackers sub daily to see if anyone is having open sign-ups. They will still typically ask for proof of ratio at any other tracker. Even though TL isn't super well respected I'd get that no matter what and build ratio. If you can invest a bit of time in RED that too is very good for you even if you don't do enough to get access to the invite forum. cont.
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im_problematic@reddit

Regarding invites: People can invite you to trackers, but you should only do this with people you know in person and be VERY selective. CABAL says if you don't have physical contact with the person and intimately trust them (best bro since childhood for example) you shouldn't take it. Online friends are not friends to them and do not constitute an acquaintance in the traditional sense. You can (and likely will be) banned for accepting them from people online. Do not buy invites, you will definitely get banned as a matter of when not if. Be very careful to follow rules as multi-tracker bans can happen, and will happen with CABAL trackers - they share information including usernames, emails, IPs, seedboxes, geolocation - they will hunt you down and murder every account if even ONE tracker in the "group" bans you. There's also the concept of chain bans, so if the person that invites you get banned everyone in their chain below them gets banned, and yes, that can trigger a multi-tracker ban. This means a ban can actually go multiple levels down through no fault of the individual and even across sites for those CABAL affiliated. The only way to avoid chain bans and the like? Pass REDACTED interview, contribute, get to invite forum, spread from there or be accepted via an open invite. Again, privatetrackers sub has info on webs and how to get where you can go. THE EXCEPTION FOR INVITE/CHAIN BANS: Invite threads on invite forums. As stated before these are considered recruitment - the odds of being banned due to these is basically nill. Even if a recruiter got banned (highly unlikely) I believe consideration would come into play since it was via official approved capacity (typically admins/mods run these). Oh, and I highly recommend using an account name different from anything else. If you express political opinions or any "hot takes" on your primary alias (one prone to reuse) make something individual for each private tracker that can't be easily linked. There's been admins/mods that have way to much time and will search aliases looking for opinions they don't like. If you're unlucky and they find a hot take or confuse you with someone else you may still get banned. Most trackers have forums that you're expected to participate in, don't spam but be very careful what substance you add because again - ban. That's probably the biggest headache of all - you're at the mercy of them. tl;dr: Fucking read it - mods/admins power trip and it's hardish to get in but worth it. Oh, and get a fucking seedbox as you live and die by ratio.
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MassiveCity9224@reddit

Goddamn sounds like a lot of work. When I tried to get into some random private trackers on that sub, I couldn't find anything proper. Also there weren't recruiting most of the times. How's the interview? Like an actual voice chat interview?
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im_problematic@reddit

Link sent via chat, the interview for redacted is on IRC so typed. Do not attempt cheating by having notes or the page open. They are very sensitive to delays in answers and the pages track connections, even ones you'd think are idle.
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MassiveCity9224@reddit

Haven't read it yet but thanks for the very detailed reply. I'm gonna read it.
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MassiveCity9224@reddit

Could you dm me the redacted?
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kridde@reddit

\>ask him to put on Netflix \>He chuckles, asks you what type of movie I'd like to watch \>Idk some psychological thriller or something \>While I'm answering, he suddenly pulls up a screenshare on the TV from his computer, which is in the other room and asks grok to list a couple of highly rated recent movies. (His pc is in the other room, no cables, huh? 0 lag, how even?) \>He notices my surprise and briefly comments on how the tv is a mini-LED Android TV that you can sideload apps onto. \>nofuckingclue.jpg \>We decide on a couple of interesting choices, and he asks me what I'd like to drink. \>Glass of wine \>When he comes back, he says the movies already downloaded and ready on his "NAS"(?). \>I ask him what he means, but he chuckles again and says it's just some "boring tech stuff". \>He switches the TV to some kind of media app that seems to have loads of movies. \>I suddenly hear his JBL boombox connecting \>We watch about 5 minutes of the movie in impeccable audio and 4k video quality on his TV before his schlong is deep inside my bussy.
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CarlosFlare@reddit

Who knew one final word could redefine an entire story?
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Darmok-on-the-Ocean@reddit

>psychological thriller >Finding Nemo ... I was going to make fun of this, but I guess, yeah.
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Osamodaboy@reddit

> Psychological thriller > Nemo
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ElementofPower@reddit

https://i.redd.it/28k32boqxegg1.gif
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

>My media center brings all the boys to the yard >and they're like 'it's better than his' >damn right, it's better than his >I could make you one, but I'd have - to - charge Real, gay and IT-pilled. Just how I fucking like it.
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retsoPtiH@reddit

![gif](giphy|BtussNpuhouHI1Md74|downsized) \-- Shrex
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just_dakshin@reddit

Kowalski, fake and gay analysis?
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Raleth@reddit

Yes, Skipper, according to my calculations, the scenario appeared to simply be fake at first but upon reaching the end it can be determined that it is, in fact, gay as well. https://preview.redd.it/14fhoyp1ybgg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=705a5e5aa062e451b51ced5fb2ff118e53a7fe89
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sammylunchmeat@reddit

Rico, Blow up the chud.
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ZenPyx@reddit

>asks grok Huh
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Pustack@reddit

Virgin 10mb/s Netflix bitrate vs Chad 50mb/s remux over hdmi
View on Reddit #77134294

Onesharpman@reddit

Yeah because if women care about one thing it's the bitrate of the movies they watch!
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thebigpink@reddit

Higher mb/s always get her in the mood!
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igerardcom@reddit

I tried to explain to my GF about mb/s, resolutions, compression codes, etc., she immediately changed the subject....
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Geistersick@reddit

Haha if only it where 10mbit. Last time I tried netflix it had like 3-4 mbit for a 1080p movie. And not even AV1, but h.264. Most non-netflix produced movies weren't even available in 4k. It's a joke, you could YIFI at this point and get better image quality.
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frontlinejohnny@reddit

Jokes on you, I use a scart cable
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Munnin41@reddit

Are they still going? A few weeks ago I heard all the mirrors were gone
View on Reddit #77144016

Geistersick@reddit

Dunno, I only know them from torrents.
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Icefox119@reddit

Umm akshuyualaly it's YIFY
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m4teri4lgirl@reddit

Virgin 50Mb/s bitrate anywhere
View on Reddit #77147091

PrepperBoi@reddit

Try 90mb/s lol
View on Reddit #77136842

Brave-Boot4089@reddit

HDMI and solarmovies. Who uses torrent anymore
View on Reddit #77262383

Slaps_@reddit

Netflix and nervous
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efsa95@reddit

Bro just cast flixbaba from your phone.
View on Reddit #77234174

MacrossX@reddit

Plebs that can't Plex or Jellyfin on a dedicated server in another room deserve no pussy
View on Reddit #77227482

Ubera90@reddit

"Hey, I wanna watch this film with you but I can't find anywhere streaming it" Np fam, hold my giant dick while I download it for you.
View on Reddit #77134738

TheCapitalKing@reddit

Do you think she actually wants to watch the movie? Never gonna make it
View on Reddit #77204571

TheSgLeader@reddit

With trembling finger (singular)
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mama--mia@reddit

*Laughs in 4KUHD Remuxes via Plex Media server* Landlubbers have no idea just how much the game has changed, streamslop and high speed Internet have ushered in a second golden age of piracy.
View on Reddit #77194866

mogley1992@reddit

Nice try netflix propaganda department, still not spending any more money on it.
View on Reddit #77192912

Reading_username@reddit

>look up at the TV >suddenly tons of porn popups every where >he closes them fast but not quick enough >says he's trying to connect a fee-pee'in or something to hide from the government? >uncomfortable.jpg >tell him I actually gotta go >"no wait! it's almost done!" >mumbles something about seeding? >i'm not on birth control so start to freak out >get up quietly when his back is turned and walk out the door >sprint to my car and call my mom >she encourages me to call the police >file report for attempted sexual assault >cops raid his house >take his computer as part of investigation >find cp >mfw
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Insane_Unicorn@reddit

Thank God they took out that Cyberpunk player, who knows what atrocities he might have committed. Like romancing Rivers 🤢
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Vertex138@reddit

This is real, I was the mom
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hstormsteph@reddit

Can confirm. I was the cp
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serial_feet_sniffer@reddit

Yo can I order 1 cp please
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Vertex138@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ezk7x9x3kbgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418c372064aa330f996ecada99048f665ae495d3 You can have mine
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

Ney York Style? \*smh\* Chicago Style? \*smh\* **DUMPSTER STYLE!!** If you can walk after eating, it needed longer to cook.
View on Reddit #77187650

iameveryoneelse@reddit

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)
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Conscious_Candle2598@reddit

I thought it was the Pentagon that likes Cheese Pizza.
View on Reddit #77138525

Slide-Maleficent@reddit

No, that's ICE
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hstormsteph@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/yxe2b4xzjbgg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51cdbc0abb6490da184d91867b6c2cff5d0ea247 Candy Porn it is, then.
View on Reddit #77137388

soiboi64@reddit

https://i.redd.it/14clkpgizdgg1.gif
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FinGamer678Nikoboi@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/lo92b7g5gcgg1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba52fdc443abecfc4d65d8499eec838c43176afe
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sanecomputing@reddit

thank you for blessing me with this today
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Thrasympmachus@reddit

Saved. Thanks.
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WhiskeyBRZ@reddit

Lmao don’t show Tucker Carlson this.
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TylerDurden1985@reddit

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)
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TantricEmu@reddit

![gif](giphy|iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW|downsized)
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akoOfIxtall@reddit

Wow you're into competitive programming too?
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kris9292@reddit

ayo
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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

The hell is seeding? I’m not putting that on my search history so
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Reading_username@reddit

Its when your computer gets pregnant with files from chad torrent sites that keep the goods open for business, if you know what I mean.
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/6oks2681qdgg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f830b561784c8a307f20fe678ff6d0dc9fdfe952
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halfbeerhalfhuman@reddit

Can confirm, im a seeder not a leecher
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retsoPtiH@reddit

> be u seeder > be me breeder
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retsoPtiH@reddit

it's like communism but for torrent piracy
View on Reddit #77167229

Jaspersong@reddit

Uploading what you downloaded back to other users so they can also download the file
View on Reddit #77154997

jericho-dingle@reddit

>Mom comes to the house >Opens the door >Everybody do the dinosaur
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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

*walk
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Enes_da_Rog1@reddit

Ayyy lmao... I'm dying... 💀💀
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happycabinsong@reddit

this is how you do it, folks
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ILoveBigCoffeeCups@reddit

- mumbles something about seeding? - i'm not on birth control so start to freak out Bravo this really made me laugh.
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Rejukem@reddit

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH)
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Bakugo_Dies@reddit

5 years later and I've had dates say "hey let's watch X" and they pull up there favorite pirating site. A lot of normies are sick of subscribing to everything nowadays.
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/6gzketbskfgg1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8f95cfffed54a53ffa28fad767241e711c2100
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Hearasongofuranus@reddit

Something called "Turin Horse" starts playing and I don't know what to think. I like Italy and horses tho so I think I'll have a good time. 
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AlexeiSkorpion@reddit

Bro.
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pryvisee@reddit

Torrentio is down again
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DeathsStarEclipse@reddit

Brother can torrent but doesn't have jellyfin or plex. Sad.
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neoncumstainlol@reddit

"I have amassed an enormous collection of stoner comedy films from the 2000s you will make do with that for I don't believe in Netflix making me pay for "exclusives"."
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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/cas4xrma8egg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80e517019dc69ae6b9c7e88eaacce2ea2599b61 **I LIKE NETFLIX BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT**
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b400k513@reddit

Used a streaming site to watch Longlegs, and it gets to the part where >!The feds realize the protagonist is psychic so they start showing her film clips A Clockwork Orange-style because reasons.!< In the middle of that, the version we were watching started playing an Indian gambling site ad, and I was like, *Why would they show her this shit?*
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MrPokeGamer@reddit

the minecraft gambling ad was hilarious
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Venomswindturd@reddit

Fucking crying at the gambling ad
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TescoBrandJewels@reddit

smile 2 was an impeccable movie, thank you for the reminder to rewatch it honestly the worst movie to have those loops because I 100% understand why you’d think they were a part of the movie 😭
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b400k513@reddit

Liked it a lot better than the first one even with the confusion.
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RedEyeView@reddit

A mate of mine came back from a holiday in Thailand with a fake VHS of Last Action Hero that ended about half an hour short and turned into angry shouting in Thai followed by someone running away with their camera pointed at the ground.
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b400k513@reddit

Any time streamers or youtubers act up in Thailand, I've noticed Thai people whip out their phone cameras right away. I wonder if that was the culture before phone cameras and everyone carried around a camcorder in case shit popped off.
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RedEyeView@reddit

This when back when that movie was fresh and DVD was in the future. The friend went on holiday with his parents and came back with a bunch of bootlegs. That was one of them. I think people everywhere get their cameras out when there's drama happening in front of them now. Either for evidence when the cops turn up or for OMG views on social media.
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magicarnival@reddit

I think that would break me faster than whatever they were actually showing her
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JnRx03@reddit

Stremio
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Glusas-su-potencialu@reddit

#Jellyfin and lick the bean
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RevolutionRaven@reddit

Plex and have sex?
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retsoPtiH@reddit

Only if you enjoy both being paid :(
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Positive_Action_5377@reddit

Monthy Python and the Holy Grail is free on YouTube. Avoid the hassle and get LAID
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billocity@reddit

Does OP even Plex? Fucking amateurs.
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FrankFarter69420@reddit

You just can't know how revelant this was in 2020
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Mistaamewmew@reddit

Just fire up plex 
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softmetal@reddit

She’s going to be in for a really bad time when she comes into my room and see that my movie collection is nothing but thousands of VHS tapes.
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ComicBookFanatic97@reddit

She doesn’t deserve him. He’s too good for her.
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sploogey@reddit

What is that facial expression called? Is there a name for it?
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chomusuke_cat@reddit

It's called '😐'
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_Whatever-@reddit

Yes
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asscop99@reddit

Reminds me of my brother in law. Dude is always trying to brag about how he can get the newest movies free on his computer, like it’s 2006 or something. Appoints himself the TV guy at every family function and we all have to sit there for half an hour while he fuck around with cables and sifts through cam rips. *“Oh this one is still just a cam, hold on let me find something else. I don’t know why this one is so low res, one sec. This one has Indian subtitles baked in but it’s HD.”* Holy shit dude move aside so I can throw up Disney plus for the kids. I pirate too but not around a room full of people, have some class. I hate him.
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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

I dunno but that sounds pretty entertaining tbh
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dagot23@reddit

This is literally, unironically a Netflix psyop. \>yeah why would you own your content bro \>just pay us to stream it in dogshit quality bro \>owning stuff is cringe bro
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thataryanx@reddit

Fake and Gay: the author is a misogynist
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lmaogoshi@reddit

When I met my girlfriend, she was stoked that she could stop paying for every streaming service. Sonarr go brrrr
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axemexa@reddit

Yeah many women actually like it when guys know how to do useful things that they don’t know how to do
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penis_stuck_sendhelp@reddit

Anon is fucking based B A S E D A S E D
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Dyaxa@reddit

Text was made in 2020 when everything wasn't split between 20 different streaming services.
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Wesselton3000@reddit

When I was in college, my roommates and I used to use my PS4 to stream from those shitty camrip sites. You know, the kind where you slightly move your cursor and a porn pop-up comes up? Well, PS4 browser didn’t have pop-up blockers, so any time we wanted to watch something, we had to click through hentai ads. So one day, my roommate invites his girlfriend over— she invites a couple of her friends, including one who I was talking to at the time— for a movie night. So, I go to turn on the PS4 and the first thing that pops up were big anime titties from one of our previous movie nights. I turned beat red at that and nervously tried to explain. Surprised the girl I was talking to still ended up dating me.
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windowpuncher@reddit

If you're gonna have guests you gotta prepare. Get a bunch of movies, put them on a flash drive, plug it into the TV, make sure they work. When you have guests, you always have something good to watch. Anon is simply an amateur.
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Firlite@reddit

Just set up a plex or jellyfin server, so you can still pirate everything but it actually has a UI so it isn't as hoe scaring
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bdrwr@reddit

You're supposed to figure out all the torrenting bullshit ahead of time. When it's time to watch, it should simply be double click and go.
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Munnin41@reddit

Netflix and chill? Hell no. Plex and sex!
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Joelblaze@reddit

Nobody cares, everybody pirates at least something. Which is fine......but now we might actually be screwed. Unfortunately we are now in a court case where Sony has sued ISP arguing that they should do a better job preventing it. The ISP's main defense is that most pirates actually use communal wifi, which is true. They can tell if a house has downloaded pirated content, but not who specifically so their defense is that it would be unfair for everyone if they restricted Internet to the house, because we all know the Internet is an essential utility nowadays. But somehow for reasons that almost certainly involve backdoor bribery, SONY HAS BEEN WINNING. Now the Supreme Court is the final place that gets to decide, so we'll know if we'll have internet around June this year.
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Munnin41@reddit

Who's we? American laws don't affect me. And just use a VPN. No issues
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im_problematic@reddit

Honestly it's because Sony razzled and dazzled the jury - the fact the supreme court is even willing to hear it indicates they feel it's worth examining and not just kicking back down to lower courts which is a good thing. I have a feeling that all it will take is Cox arguing that it's akin to making gun manufacturers liable for crimes, show they have a three strikes policy for reasonable mitigation in good faith, etc. They can also ask if they're going to hold AT&T, Verizon, etc. criminally liable for texts where someone buys illegal materials as well because they won't actively censor them. It's not like Cox in uncompliant. If served a warrant they provide all details of any subscriber required. Regardless of the Supreme Court consisting of old farts, I imagine they're more competent in seeing the ramifications than the barely above room temp IQ of the average jury. The last thing I think they want to see is people suing Verizon or AT&T because of a pig butchering scam not being actively stopped as an example.
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wordingtonhail@reddit

Im from a jungle in Nigeria why we?
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mrnacknime@reddit

We?
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Pintsocream@reddit

Idk about anon but my gf was incredibly impressed that I could put on any movie or TV show she imagined with no ads in 2 mins
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___TheKid___@reddit

If a person wants Netflix, then so long. Only Criterion Collections and 8 hour arthouse movies in my house!
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Nekroin@reddit

Ah yes, there is a 90 GB version of the movie we want to watch! 4 seeders... So what's your favorite color?
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Mepal03@reddit

open stremio and watch the movie with the biggest filesize. never failed me
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UnfunnyTroll@reddit

The good ole days before plex
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SexDefendersUnited@reddit

Just go on Freemediaheckyeah
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Kadubrp@reddit

Just use stremio guys
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Fire_tempest890@reddit

There are a million streaming sites that you can use trivially easily. Check the r/piracy megathread. I got my girlfriend into it, and she cancelled all her subscriptions
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PrepperBoi@reddit

This is what took me so long to start torrenting. Now that I have acquired a femanon I no longer require Netflix.
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upvoteidiots@reddit

There are loads of websites with every show on all streaming networks in one place, dude is living in 2012.
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nietbeschikbaar@reddit

r/stremioaddons
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