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This is very accurate tbh
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Anon configures his TV
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Anon tries to be kinky
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 151 comments
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This is why most prefer to take a morning shit instead :/
Anon tries to be kinky
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 151 comments
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Why you think anon was wilding out, it was the smell and taste of that turd.
Only reason he is mad, is because he feels like she witheld this awasome turd from his willing tongue.
World's shortest greentext is still effective
Posted by titsequalthumbs@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 75 comments
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Mainly due to the said american revving his lifted rollin coal pickup in a very agressive way to signal about his erection.
Anon cracked the code
Posted by bombingrun19@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 32 comments
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Mainly yes. It is what leads you to the right path.
the question was "Is it a red flag if a girl says she's needy for you?"
Posted by TakumiYuka@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 368 comments
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Anon needs to lay off the drugs ... his mind is going fast.
Anon is a good looking virgin
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 119 comments
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Aaa ... then I wish you best of luck :)
Tesla cuts price of Full Self-Driving software by a third to $8,000
Posted by Alexa_Call_Me_Daddy@reddit | cars | View on Reddit | 299 comments
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Doesent tesla use that statistics fuckery to muddle those numbers so they can claim all kinds of huge sales percentages ? :D
Tesla cuts price of Full Self-Driving software by a third to $8,000
Posted by Alexa_Call_Me_Daddy@reddit | cars | View on Reddit | 299 comments
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Wow nice, now only 8000 for a full self driving that cant fully self drive.
Anon wants to be a pilot
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 64 comments
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Anon got the license to pilot a single engine cessna and is baffled why he cant jump to the cockpit of 400 seater airbus :/
Femanon has a question
Posted by CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 97 comments
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Dad propably wants to set a good mood to tell about his upcoming transition.
Anon is a good looking virgin
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 119 comments
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Who the hell plans their V-card loosing like that 0.o
It happens when it happens.
Anon is a registered sex offender
Posted by SnooObjections9303@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 212 comments
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Anon is a monster.
Anon watches Straight Outta Compton
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https://preview.redd.it/3u484w5e6kvc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c92cf85203e4d2ed919c203ebfeccb8cf792b72
Anon doesn't have netflix
Posted by ipunchdogs@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 304 comments
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Only kids pirate shit :/
Jojobros we're gonna make it
Posted by bombingrun19@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 70 comments
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Nice story, if only it was real :(
Anon simps for a German painter
Posted by SheepShagginShea@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 34 comments
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Blitzkrieg dont come from just eating sauerkraut my homie
anon has options
Posted by replywithhaiku@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 108 comments
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Anon is delusional again ... the employee is nice cause she has to be. The deformed girl anon thinks likes him is just the facial deformity expressing smile even when she aint smiling.
All in a days work
Posted by RonTheRaven@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 80 comments
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Break from being a streetwalker.
Muslim chicken
Posted by ReliefZealousideal84@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 133 comments
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Not fake but very lettermafia, afterall anon cobbles down on some halal cock and loves it
Anon doesn't have netflix
Posted by ipunchdogs@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 304 comments
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Oh no, why a girl dont to date my autistic petty thieving broke ass :/
-anon
Anon meet his future wife
Posted by crimsonfukr457@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 164 comments
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This sounds awfully lot like a hentai plot ... anon might be lost in delusions again :/
Anon meet his future wife
Posted by crimsonfukr457@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 164 comments
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RIP inbox
The most based user on /fit/
Posted by Boxy-@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 121 comments
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Tbh, being pretty on the inside does alot of heavy lifting when it comes to what is outside.
Anon fucked up
Posted by PTD55@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 411 comments
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Even if you get shutdown, you dont have to turn into a sulky asshole :/
Anon fucked up
Posted by PTD55@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 411 comments
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As usual, anon is a childish asshole :/
Anon has acquired bf
Posted by Wheybrotons@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 311 comments
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You ... you think plastic floor materials are progress? :D
Anon gets scammed in life
Posted by JosephM1609@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 76 comments
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Anon propably seethes at pro athletes too :/
Ayatollah Anon
Posted by jsilvy@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 361 comments
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Just muslim fanatic things
Anon is fighting the obesity epidemic
Posted by JosephM1609@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 85 comments
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F
Anon isnt worried
Posted by Glass-Transition-631@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 80 comments
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We have lost our innocense.
anon has a friendship fallout
Posted by Fish__Fucker420@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 133 comments
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Trans-girl ... befitting anons taste ofc.
Anon cums on his aunt
Posted by JestemSuchy@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 141 comments
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In reality it was the uncle that nutted on anons willing face.
Anon has a question about women
Posted by _L1quid_@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 54 comments
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They are definetly found in the same regards
Anon is one step away from rulling the world
Posted by SnooStories2399@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 55 comments
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Yet, anon is just a run of the mill asshole :/
Anon uses Linux
Posted by jhjh300@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 87 comments
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Anon deserved it.
Anon watches a scary movie with his gf
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 107 comments
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Anon outed himself as fuckable assmeat.
Anon has a moneyhack
Posted by JosephM1609@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 127 comments
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Lol ... go to jail and come back to 0 :D
Anon learns the valuable lesson that he should avoid goths
Posted by JosephM1609@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 56 comments
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She was not actually goth ... just pale and blackened eyes from all the rampant disease causing her to look half dead :/
Anon watches anime
Posted by Subhankar-Halder@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 252 comments
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Pretty sure anon has a family so pure it has not seen any new seed in the last 6 generations.
Anon had his first protein shake
Posted by JosephM1609@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 65 comments
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Poor anon got sexually assaulted by a gang of gay dudes.
/tv/ on Dune
Posted by crimsonfukr457@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 11 comments
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In a way but more selfserving even.
anon turns up
Posted by feelingdrawsy@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 59 comments
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This is just a viral book ad :/
Anon takes his relationship to the next level
Posted by Lightbounding@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 120 comments
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Yes, be fast or we will grab that clussy!
Anon is too far gone
Posted by GiganticGirlEnjoyer@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 129 comments
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Who told you about the shadow goverment?
Anon is too far gone
Posted by GiganticGirlEnjoyer@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 129 comments
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Who told you about the shadow goverment?
No matter, nobody will listen to you, once our nanobots turn you into a streetcorner fecesmasturbator.
Code C8, sanitize the whole thread.
Anon is too far gone
Posted by GiganticGirlEnjoyer@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 129 comments
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Tease!
Dude, we know
Posted by bombingrun19@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 149 comments
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That is just modern day russia and the USA. Instead of power armor you got pickups and mobility scooters.
Anon is charitable
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Anon was being taken for a ride
the candy kid
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Anon is delusional again :/