TheaterFire

The most based user on /fit/

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The most based user on /fit/

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NotPierpaoloPozzati@reddit

Based reply, extremely true https://preview.redd.it/168pdupa5gvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabe3b0e26565c43de2b5241f05f8c7f24bfb647
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DasToyfel@reddit

I....dont really get what this is about? Picture shows a quite beautiful and fit built woman. So what? Whats the catch?
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tukatu0@reddit

The hips.
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DasToyfel@reddit

Ok she has hips. Like you, like me, like every human being. Some edgecases might have no hips, but in general, everybody got a hipbone. My question still stands
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-LucasImpulse@reddit

but i'm the diagnosed one
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Bigpushbabeh@reddit

Behold, the turbosperg
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demideumvitae@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/x3e1ba82qxuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7205340944da75c90ff85a52bc8d9febba48a16c
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TRISTRIK@reddit

Tism final boss
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XAlphaWarriorX@reddit

Put a nsfw tag you degenerate dog.
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xarodev@reddit

Are you scared of female bodies?
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XAlphaWarriorX@reddit

Yea man, they got cooties and shit. Also, i don't want to see ladies in bikini while scroll reddit in public. Or in general.
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Boxy-@reddit (OP)

Shut up ur gay
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XAlphaWarriorX@reddit

Yea, watcha gonna do about it?
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demideumvitae@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/opn5j9o9qxuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75db3adb66fe23c830336b5c019a0425e89c227e
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Drunken_polish_cow@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/dboi0a0zoyuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbef26476afff127a738ccb8f667f1823b3feca
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demideumvitae@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/k9fy9kqqc9vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2cf99edcc15325b59930e8dc00bba256b215aac
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Drunken_polish_cow@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/q22nw9uvc9vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f0200fe2600334791b7122b137eed0135db7e9
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tukatu0@reddit

Your name doesn't have enough xxx. Needs to be xXxAlphaxWarriorxXx
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XAlphaWarriorX@reddit

Alas, Reddit does not allow people to change their usernames. Ah, if only my 13 year old self knew...
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SmallerBork@reddit

No the coworkers are hence NSFW
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Matt_2504@reddit

But ass can easily be grown through lifting
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erjub44@reddit

yeah but that still ain't gonna grow tits which a lot of guys prefer over just ass
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Datsitkinz@reddit

you only want big booba coz you secretly want to suck on your mums knockers once again.
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Throwaway74829947@reddit

You can be a tits guy but prefer small breasts.
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TheOther_Ken@reddit

Young men
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Throwaway74829947@reddit

?
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certifiedcrazyman@reddit

Yeah, so?
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Mrozek33@reddit

I was just about to say that, glad to have another Certified Titty Lover in our ranks
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Jjabrahams567@reddit

I like the term Breastafarian
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iloveblankpaper@reddit

i do not
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Jjabrahams567@reddit

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)
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iloveblankpaper@reddit

i will not be typing "breastafarian" to refer to you
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ArdelLedbetter@reddit

Heaven is twin peaks with little streams of milk trickling down into the valley below
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Into_To_Existence@reddit

In the profound words of Jesse Lee Person "BBEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAA!"
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Datsitkinz@reddit

You should respect your father and ask him if you can watch.
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King_XDDD@reddit

You think he has a father? Lol
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erjub44@reddit

real af but I just wanna suck on any knockers tbh. Knockers are knockers, no judging.
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throwawayemerald23@reddit

You can have mine
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josephumi@reddit

Freud please go back to the grave
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CzLittle@reddit

Is that hitler in jojolion style as your pfp or should I get new glasses?
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anyjuicers@reddit

good guess, that’s Hitler from Persona 2
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SOMEMONG@reddit

Can't imagine being like this. 
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TheHandSFX@reddit

Ass can make up for lack of tits. Tits cannot make up for lack of ass. - Confucius
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esivo@reddit

Ass >>>>>> tits any day of any week.
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kingofhearts67@reddit

Why the fuck are you downvoted ? Very true statement
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Connect_Art6812@reddit

Reddit honkeys are just seething at Ass/Hips/Thighs chads yet again.
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BaconComposter@reddit

You can absolutely get a cleavage upgrade.
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erjub44@reddit

cleavage upgrade? yes, booba upgrade? no. I'd rather jack off to man tits than look at fake tits
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Ok-Key-4650@reddit

Muscular solid rock ass isn't attractive
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yeezusKeroro@reddit

There's limits to this, plus fat ass > muscle ass.
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Orange-Concentrate78@reddit

Objectively unbased
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yeezusKeroro@reddit

Nah bro Y'all are capping, an ass with natural shape and size will always be better than a muscle ass the same size.
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Connect_Art6812@reddit

I stand with you
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health_throwaway195@reddit

Seconding this. It’s a biological imperative for men to prefer women with more gluteofemoral FAT. Not musculature. Leg and ass musculature isn’t that important, and isn’t the reason men prefer larger hips.
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yeezusKeroro@reddit

Yeah I think it's cope by boob men. You can't just grow your ass to any size by lifting. Hip width is very important to the overall shape and it's completely genetic.
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health_throwaway195@reddit

Cope seems so completely unnecessary for something like this. Why not acknowledge that both are honest fitness signals?
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yeezusKeroro@reddit

Fair enough but this is r/greentext so I'm gonna act unhinged
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BlondDrizzle@reddit

Without proper hip to waist ratio, no amount of lifting will create top tier ass
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trustmebuddy@reddit

Besides the point
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lizysonyx@reddit

Ass is not the same as hips tho. You cant widen your hips through ass workouts lol
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FuckRandyMoss@reddit

I thought hips could widen from working out
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Eduardo_schuch@reddit

The bones don't
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fabplt@reddit

No the most important trait of women is penis
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Ptaku9@reddit

A woman without penis, is like angel without wings.
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Mrozek33@reddit

Or the clear absence of a penis, if you're a Captain Holt type
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Patriarkano@reddit

Captain Holt?
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PTD55@reddit

Unfathomably based
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hornwalker@reddit

Don’t be bassist
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JaxonatorD@reddit

A girl without a penis is like an angel without its wings.
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flashlightmorse@reddit

ringing a bell 4 billion times to ensure every girl I talk to is hung
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ModestBis@reddit

Paulo Costa? What are you doing here?
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Pasispas@reddit

Straightest r/greentext redditor
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HelpfulJello5361@reddit

Straight and gay
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letthepastgo@reddit

One of the most based takes ever taken
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Buluc__Chabtan@reddit

Men win again
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krigeerrr@reddit

Fathomably based
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dimebanez@reddit

Priscilla Huggins
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Ranch_Dressing321@reddit

Nice.
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CorbinNZ@reddit

Cheers love
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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Hehehe
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Gogr_eu@reddit

Can you at least find some good pic to show what you are talking about? Not AI bullshit. But the text might be AI too, I hate this.
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SmallerBork@reddit

Had someone tell me how great chatGPT was for writing essays and I tried it and was absolutely not. Basically just wrote vague paragraphs it generates or perhaps restructures from its source material. If I were a teacher I would have failed the student that turned it not knowing it wasn't their work. I did end up using it as search engine that condenses results so I dont have to search multiple links.
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Nappev@reddit

The main thing you take for essays is the structure and wording. If you ask chatgpt for a source, they give dead links or just wrong information. You can convince it to believe something false in your session, too. Add facts in the structure, have ai rewrite it, make it come up to a conclusion and what X may impact Y. This is the part chatgpt does good at, speculating or drawing conclusions. I do agree its overblown. I have tried using it and it gives you problems you wouldnt have, but helps in some too. Its also a skill to wrangle the ai. Essays that don’t involve facts or references (say book pages) you can almost have chatgpt weite rhe whole thing for you. I was offered to do an assignment I never made in year 2 to improve my grade the following year, but I had to take a test instead because of chatgpt.
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Kel4597@reddit

That isn’t AI. Other folks linked her Instagram and this picture is there
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Gogr_eu@reddit

It just looks weird, I don't know why, probably shadows.
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misterpickles69@reddit

We’re at the stage where any good photo of a beautiful woman gets suspected of being AI as opposed to a real person. Music is quickly heading in that direction too.
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NotOnLand@reddit

It used to be "obviously shopped," now it's all AI. Apparently real good looking people have never existed
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Gogr_eu@reddit

Even if its not AI, its probably edited a bunch, this is how it is nowadays. The chance of it being real and not edited photo is astronomically low.
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Kel4597@reddit

Agree. It does look odd and ngl I thought it was AI at first too
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NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING@reddit

Most women would prefer ai to you.
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ConfidentMongoose@reddit

Shakira said it best
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SkyfireSierra@reddit

See how my tits are small and humble So you don't confuse them, with mountains Thus saving many unsuspecting mountaineers, I guess?
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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

That lyric sounds like a Pokedex entry written by a horny Geodude
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Loxeres@reddit

New Regiground: a mix of the classic Regi- golem and a tomboyified version of Gaia, that rivals Regigigas in size
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Varrondy@reddit

Regi-no-ass
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Loxeres@reddit

*Regiground the Nourishing Soil Pokémon* Type: Ground Height: 13'09" aka 4.0 m Weight: 837.8 lbs. aka 380.0 kg HP: 150 Attack: 130 Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 50 Sp. Def: 100 Speed: 50 Ability: Grove >Reduces the effectiveness of Grass type moves against this Pokémon. This Pokémon restores a little health each turn it does not take any damage.
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thegraybusch@reddit

You left out the most important lyric that comes next Glaaagehhhh glagehh glagehhhhhhhhhh
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mattastrophe3@reddit

This time for Africa?
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Chad reply Anon
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NotOnLand@reddit

Arch your back, really stick out that kindness
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Reallyso@reddit

Tbh, being pretty on the inside does alot of heavy lifting when it comes to what is outside.
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MattUzumaki@reddit

False. Most important is loyalty. You guys need to experience a ride or die hoe in your lives.
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Mesarthim1349@reddit

![gif](giphy|pB2p5mdLUhClIL0QXw)
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MacGillycuddy_Reeks@reddit

Kindness implies loyalty I think.
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DeathSabre7@reddit

You thought wrong and didn't get to be a millionaire
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ANicerPerson@reddit

Them hips don’t lie though
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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

Literally a 10/10 in appearance. Everything of hers is perfect
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Pasispas@reddit

Bet her breath and farts are awful
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Wings4514@reddit

I’d let her breathe and/or fart on me
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Spare_braincell@reddit

Ass > Tetten
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Elkind_rogue@reddit

soul>>>>>>>>>>
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Spare_braincell@reddit

You still believe women have souls?
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Mr_P3@reddit

You still believe in women?
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Spare_braincell@reddit

Nah, foids shouldn't have rights anyway
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hotcoldman42@reddit

How can women be deprived of rights if they don’t exist in the first place?
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Spare_braincell@reddit

that's the point
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fiftyfourseventeen@reddit

I think a more important trait is not posting bikini pics online for everyone to see
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ender89@reddit

You might not be able to grow hips with lifting, but you can definitely grow them with donuts, so who's the real winner here?
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milano8@reddit

[Priscilla Huggins Ortiz](https://www.instagram.com/priscilla_huggins?igsh=bmQ3bTJ4bzhrMTd4)
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bruhIXX@reddit

Thank you for your service
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squibilly@reddit

She would be the ultimate monkey in the middle player
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