MaMerde

• How do you wipe your ass with a single cigarette paper?

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

• New shit has come to light, man.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 10 comments

• I’m just gonna find a cash machine.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 0 comments

• This tattoo artist carries a lot of water in this town…

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 4 comments

• No hurricane has ever crossed the equator. It’s about drawing a line in the ocean!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 36 comments

• We went to go make funeral arrangements for dad and they had his leg in the office waiting for us.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 6 comments

• ULPT: If you ever break a $20 bill with a cashier, ask for 2 tens and 2 fives. You’d be surprised how many times it works. If you get caught, act like you had a brain fart and apologize.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 563 comments

• OVER THE LINE!!!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 27 comments

• When Fidel Castro visited Krakow, Poland, in 1972, he played basketball against students. Over the Line!!!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 0 comments

• The Dude has competition in LA for the laziest person.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 2 comments

• If you ever want to break a $20 bill, ask for 2 tens and 2 fives. You’d be surprised how many times you get exactly that. If you get caught, act like you had a brain fart and apologize.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 1 comments

• The exhausted nihilist…and dude, do you have to use so many swear words?

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 11 comments

• Hand-carved carpet on wooden floor. Easier to clean piss off of it!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 19 comments

• Dude’s rug. What the f*%k is everyone taking about?

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 106 comments

• I’ll suck your cock for $1,000

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 1 comments

• Mark it zero!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 87 comments

• Fuckkng amateurs!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 5 comments

• Fuckkng amateurs!

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 2 comments

• This pederast's junk is not strongly vaginal.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 36 comments

• This pederast exposed this hog to an 8-year-old. Not strongly vaginal.

  Posted by MaMerde@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 0 comments