ULPT: If you ever break a $20 bill with a cashier, ask for 2 tens and 2 fives. You’d be surprised how many times it works. If you get caught, act like you had a brain fart and apologize.
Posted by MaMerde@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 558 comments
Ok_Armadillo_9454@reddit
So then the cashier loses their minimum wage job for a few bucks? Nah
Soft-Skill8318@reddit
This will 100% not happen you dork 😭 Over an extra $10 you guys are actually brain dead
MorningBlend@reddit
Yeah, I'm all for unethical life pro tips, but this is a bit much.
I've worked with a lot of cash before, and it can be stressful when your drawer is short. In my experience, as a cashier, I am forced to recount all my receipts and recount my drawer (to prove my innocence, mainly). It takes time out of my day, and at the end of it, I'm stressed the fuck out because I haven't gone home yet and money is literally missing.
If a cashier's drawer is consistently short, they can easily be fired for theft. :/
SausageMahony@reddit
Thousands of years ago, back when Internet cafes were a thing, I dropped in to print out a form from email, so I could sign it and email it back. Wasn't in there long, cost me two bucks.
I paid with a $5 note. The cashier fiddled around in the cash drawer for a while, while holding the note, and then gave me my change, and my note. I looked at the $8 in my hand, and being the honest, upstanding citizen I was, looked at him, and then said, "Ummm..."
The cashier immediately became apologetic, admitted his mistake, took back the $5 note, and replaced it with a $10. At which point, I decided that honesty required too much patience, thanked him, and left.
JelmerMcGee@reddit
I've given incorrect change back, it happens when you're making hundreds of transactions every day. I really love the people who are honest. This just makes me wonder how many times I've done it wrong twice and the customer just accepts the extra money and leaves. Can't even blame ya for that.
Timely_Outside266@reddit
if it's a local store I always return a billion dollar conglomerate hell no
SaltEnvironment4637@reddit
"it doesn't matter if it's a big company" 🤡🤡🤡
unicornsaretruth@reddit
Yeah as someone who’s been a cashier multiple times the fear of counting out the drawer and being short I experienced once (which I had the closing shift and opening shift in a single man ran store so I went to the bank before work and added a $20 to the register. Those feelings of empathy I feel towards someone in a similar situation makes it is so it’s too much for me to not just be honest with cashiers.
Shelbones@reddit
Assuming you continued this farce and the drawer contained 100 billion dollars, you could be the richest man in the world.
Funny247365@reddit
Musk is worth $400 billion
thecaramelbandit@reddit
I'm laughing thinking about watching the cashier just slowly and confusedly emptying the drawer into the customer's hands.
Potato-Engineer@reddit
There is a scan that works like that. You ask for change, and while the cashier is counting, ask for different change (could I have one of the fives as ones), repeat.
Supposedly, if you get an easily-confused cashier, you can get a fair amount of money. But it sounds like one of those "usually only gets you a couple of bucks, gets you a lot one time in a million" things.
WalletFullOfSausage@reddit
”IM SORRY, I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING”
8k_resolution@reddit
This reminds me of the Key n Peele sketch where the guard keeps letting the prisoner out
schalk81@reddit
Depending if it's x2 or +5, this could take a while.
CleanSnchz@reddit
$23,820,375,440 in your hand “uhmm…” “Oh, sorry” Hands you $23,820,375,445
Vegetable_Athlete676@reddit
This is funny but would be funnier if the numbers were 3 mod 5 just letting uk if you tell this joke in the future
No_Penalty409@reddit
What a moron, right?
LAM678@reddit
100 billion isn't even 1/3 of the way there
k-bo@reddit
OP said it was thousands of years ago though, so adjusted for inflation 100 billion dollars would be at least 3 times more now.
Moist-Pickle-2736@reddit
But this took place thousands of years ago when Internet cafes were a thing
johpick@reddit
I mean you could also have opted to double down again.
jumpandtwist@reddit
Double it? They have $40 notes where this happened? 😂
spaceneenja@reddit
Gambler’s fallacy
sagacious_1@reddit
No, just gambling
LieutenantButthole@reddit
The infinite money glitch.
The_Original_Miser@reddit
"Hit me again!"
creamulum078@reddit
Don't back down. Double down.
WildBuns1234@reddit
And then again…
F___TheZero@reddit
I think the cashier might have suspected something if he'd said "Double it and give it to the next person"
False_Disaster_1254@reddit
ha!
very very similar story.
i bought a couple of beers, handed the landlord a ten and he gave me about £8 change.
i looked at him and said 'Arthur, you sure that's right?"
he took a quick look, said "oh, im sorry" and gave me another 2 quid.
oh well. i tried.
closed my hand, pocketed the change and enjoyed my free beer.
its the thought that counts, right?
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
Average wsb gainposter
Maleficent_Battle818@reddit
I also have a weird tick where i can only be honest once per day
Wonderful-Friend3097@reddit
And if you would have invested that 10 in Apple stocks, she would have made a millionaire
Phssthp0kThePak@reddit
Easy to forget if the customer handed you a 5, a 10 or a 20. Ever been a cashier?
Mdrim13@reddit
There used to be a lady at the Pump’n’Pantry that couldn’t comprehend two separate $10 bills. My early teen self abused that system lol.
SeoulGalmegi@reddit
Dang. Keep being honest and you could have ended up with a couple hundred bucks!
RoccStrongo@reddit
You need to watch the Frasier episode where his dad tries to return extra money to the bank that the ATM mistakenly gave him
Least_Sun7648@reddit
We have "sweepstakes parlors" in my state. Ostensibly for coffee and internet (really for gambling)
A person doesn't have to gamble Parlors provide free coffee and internet for as long as a person wants, In hopes the person gambles.
CoffeeGhost31@reddit
I had a similar thing happen recently with a $100 bill. Total was like 82 dollars and the dude gave me a 20. I also being an upstanding citizen told him " that doesn't seem right" obviously knowing it wasn't. He then proceeded to do what I assume to be math in his head and handed me the 20 and 8 dollars. I also decided that I didn't want to teach math that day.
suavestallion@reddit
This unethical because you're not stealing from the business, you're stealing from.the cashier. They are given $500 in cash, and at the end of the shift, they're supposed to have (cash + cash from sales). If they are short, the business doesn't know if they stole or not, so they usually have to pay out of their own wages.
DaedricApple@reddit
Oh really, do you have a source for that?
suavestallion@reddit
1 - use your brain for one second to think about it. Else, what stops cashiers from just stealing every shift.
2 - user to be a cashier you miserable loser
DaedricApple@reddit
I don’t know, the threat of termination mixed with legal action?
I also used to be a cashier, and I never once had to pay out of pocket for a short drawer. I am pretty sure that is illegal.
Talk about using my brain, at least l have one. You literally are lacking in basic critical thinking skills.
suavestallion@reddit
Not illegal my guy.
Beautiful-Bank1597@reddit
Plot twist. OP is the cashier and just got fired.
Buffalononsence@reddit
No need to check on AITA. You are the A
mar0th@reddit
one time I had a 10 and a 5 in my wallet (R$). I got in the bus and the ticket was 3. I gave the driver the 5 bill and waited for the change. Couple of seconds later he asked me if I had given him a 5 or 10 bill, and of course I was honest and said I had given him a 5 bill. He then gave me a 2 bill, I entered the bus, sat, opened my wallet to store the 2 bill, only to find my 5 bill alone in the wallet
-XanderCrews-@reddit
It’s like you guys never talked to that homeless dude with no pants. This wouldn’t work in the cities.
SupremeCripple_@reddit
Black Friday several years back I was buying some games from Walmart and the prices weren’t ringing up correctly or I double scanned. Either way when the worker came to fix it he just removed the item entirely 🫡
rogue1351@reddit
I’m not willing to be a scumbag for $10. It’ll take me at least $500 to be a scumbag these days.
scottimandias@reddit
I needed $ & $2 coins in the mid '90s for a laundry machine & asked a friend working at the local McDonalds to break a $20 into half "loonies", half "toonies" which are Canadian nicknames for our $1 & $2 coins. He gave me 10 of each ($30).
ChefArtorias@reddit
This used to be a common scam. Called short changing or something. Typically involving a small purchase like gum.
ExistentialRap@reddit
I was trained in this as a teller lol. Some people were GOOD at messing your math up and making you feel wrong.
Fancy_Yesterday6380@reddit
I was such a terrible cashier probably made mistakes like this all the time
Waterwings559@reddit
I worked for Wendy's back in the day and a guy came up to order like a small hamburger but asked to pay 80$ and asked if I could make change.
I'm pretty good at mental math so when I'm counting his change back he interrupts me mid count and says UH NO THATS WRONG YOU OWE ME ANOTHER 20
I was like buddy you gave me 80, this costs 2.50 so you're getting 77.50 back and he's like NO YOURE TRYING TO RIP ME OFF WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER
My manager overhears and comes over and says oh sorry about that sir and hands him another 20$. I was like uhhhhh ok, talked to her about how he was trying to shortchange me and she said oh it'll be fine you probably miscounted happens all the time.
Lo and behold my till was 20$ short at the end of the night and I got written up by the night manager because of it. Lol idiots man
Aggressica@reddit
What the FUCK
BioSafetyLevel0@reddit
This is cruel.
henryeaterofpies@reddit
A lifetime ago when I worked retail pur Asset Protection trained our cashiers to just go super slow when people started being squirrely with change and unless they were sure enough they'd bet their own $20 call a manager, who would count down the drawer and compare it to the totals to see if anything was over. While they were doing that AP would be checking the tapes and calling their cop buddies to see if it was a known quick change artist.
Waste enough of their time without payoff and they'll stop coming and tell their friends it isn't worth it and to hit another store. Surprisingly it works for 6 months at a time until cashiers get complacent and you have to train again.
JRockPSU@reddit
I worked retail a long time ago and we were taught in these situations to stop, give the customer back their original $80 (in this case), and then just start over. They get you by doing exactly that, creating a back and forth exchange of money multiple times to confuse you.
ChefArtorias@reddit
I hope you passed that up the line your boss was duped so easily and passed the blame.
Sugar_alcohol_shits@reddit
At Raising Cane’s we called it quick changing.
BobKatzenberg@reddit
Raising Canes stole their sauce from Guthries.
Sugar_alcohol_shits@reddit
I’ve heard the same with Zaxby’s. It’s a basic sauce, easy to replicate:
Large bucket, paint mixer.
BobKatzenberg@reddit
Zaxby's stole their sauce from Guthrie's.
gangin@reddit
https://youtu.be/dGF3B3t3TME?si=eNIEWTNwZ1184y—
Galaxicana@reddit
Correct. They used to train cashiers on this.
It was called "Claiming short"
It might actually work again now that most people use cards 🤷 they probably don't teach it to cashiers anymore
mikey_ig@reddit
It definitely works now in calmer retail settings like walgreens, cvs, rite-aid that keeps a constantly changing staff of younger folks.
Shingo__@reddit
Pharmacies only. Got it.
deltascorpion@reddit
My pharma's cashier handed me a 50 after I tried to pay with a 20. I was like, wait, that ain't right! And she just hands me something like 12.75 or some shit. I gave up and left with 50 bucks of profit and my stuff. Not my fault if she took too many of those pills back there.
Balsdeep_Inyamum@reddit
Leave the pharmacies alone. They've got enough shit to deal with
dragoono@reddit
Rite aid doesn’t exist anymore?
mikey_ig@reddit
Few but they do
dragoono@reddit
Apparently so! I had to look it up after someone else replied and I was shocked lol they’re all gone in my area I figured it was gone everywhere like family video 🤷♂️
Dazzling-Pear-1081@reddit
Still around
12shotsthistime@reddit
they do teach cashiers this tho. or at least where ive worked. always told to make sure $50 and $100 bills are real, count out change when inputting to system, count out change as handing it back.
i_suckatjavascript@reddit
Nah, back when I used to work retail in 2016 at a big box store, my official position was a cashier. I was never trained on this. They only made me go through orientation on company policy, had me shadow one of the cashiers, then threw me into the wolves without someone else shadowing me. If I needed help, I would ring over the supervisor. I was trained on the go like processing checks or checking counterfeit bills, but never on “claiming short”.
First time when a customer gave me a bill and I needed to give them $12.14, I freaked out and gave them 2 five dollar bills, 2 one dollar bills, and 14 pennies lol.
okokfra@reddit
Am I missing something? Aren’t you supposed to give 2 five dollar bills, 2 one dollar bills and 14 pennies?
i_suckatjavascript@reddit
The change is correct, but the point is that I could’ve gave them a higher denomination.
One 10 dollar bill, two 2 dollar bill, one dime, and four pennies.
Grubs01@reddit
And you’d have given them $2 too much
nicknacpaddywac@reddit
I think maybe most of the time you'd give them a dime and 4 pennies or 2 nickels and 4 pennies. But otherwise seems right.
MercyRoseLiddell@reddit
I currently work retail. This wasn’t part of my training, but I now train new hires on how to do this.
I had someone try the short change thing on me but I knew how many 20s I had started out with. We’re only supposed to keep 5-6 20s in the drawer at a time, so I had just put the extras in a box. He bought something small with a 100 and asked for a different 20 when I gave him his change. Speaking very little/very bad English the whole time. Then tried to keep hold of a 20 when I counted out his change again. I knew I was supposed to have a 20 left. I did not. So I plucked the missing 20 out of his hands and he said never mind, just cancel the purchase. So I gave him his original 100 back and did a return.
But I knew to watch for it from the internet.
JelmerMcGee@reddit
It's been a very long time since I've seen anyone count change back.
Gingeronimoooo@reddit
I went to movies to see gladiator 2 and bought something with a $10 bill. He had to hit the credit card machine with no or something first. He put it and system and handed the $10 back to me like it was my credit card. I let him know and he was like "whoa and I'm the only one who can actually take cash here" out of all the registers. Cash befuddles people these days. So i believe this is real.
Warbr0s@reddit
They definitely still teach it, and by teach it I mean they tell regular cashiers to not exchange/trade money and tell the customer to go to the front desk
Bartghamilton@reddit
I figured teaching it these days involves one of 20 videos they make new employees watch that they don’t really watch. So assuming it would still work. 😂
frivolousbutter@reddit
Yeah I worked at a grocery store about 10 years ago when I was in high school and they had this drilled into us during training but there were still lots of people who fell for it.
BrainCandy_@reddit
I hate this because I frequently get money from the atm for haircuts, and it’s always hit or miss going to the register to get change for the same atm money.
peppapig34@reddit
I'm still trained for this and I'm not even a cashier
yeaguy1time@reddit
Had it happen to me. Watch the movie paper moon. Great example of how it works
Lunakill@reddit
They harped on it when I last did cashier training in 2018, but who knows now.
ChefArtorias@reddit
Might work on a young person, yea. Might get you beat up too.
PMMeYourButtSharpies@reddit
Might get you jerked off too
BountyHunter_666@reddit
What
Ralfarius@reddit
MIGHT GET YOU JERKED OFF TOO
iTalk2Pineapples@reddit
AND GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
All but one man died There at Bitter Creek And they say he ran away…
BRANDED!! Marked with a coward's shame What do you do when you're branded Will you fight for your name?
ChefArtorias@reddit
Wow that comment got downvoted fast lol Once I was at a corner store and the guy started screaming at the scammer to get out before he came across the counter. He didn't actually get violent except for the yelling but I don't think the plan was a hand job.
Spice_and_Fox@reddit
Someone tried it with me. Had given me a 20 and claimed that he gave me a 50. I just called another cashier to take over and counted the register balance. Customer was pretty flustered when it happened and just left after he saw the correct balance
DogOk2826@reddit
Back in the day I was trained to place the bill the customer gives you on top of the till (not inside yet) while you count out and hand over the change. Then there's no disputing what they gave you.
ChefArtorias@reddit
Lmao. Make them sit there for like 5 minutes while you count everything. That's awesome.
Duel_Option@reddit
Sigh…
I had to specifically train college kids on short changing, someone walks up and asks for a cup of ice or just a drink.
They give you a $20 or $50, stop you while tight counting change and give you change so they can get only bills back, or they then ask for something else.
You count back the change and they say it’s wrong, ask for more after they have the cash in hand.
I had one guy actually reach over and grab cash out of the register lol, but I always had him on video and the 6’5 FSU tight end on college break standing behind him, homeboy dropped the cash and ran.
Some of the smarter kids up front realized our POS didn’t ring up comps correctly, so they could enter in a full order and comp it which opened the register.
They give change, pocket the money during shift change and no one is wise to the issue.
I do not miss retail one bit
SuckingOnChileanDogs@reddit
I was doing a pizza delivery one time and this guy definitely tried to scam me by getting tricky with the cash being like "oh can I give you this and you give me back this" but kept changing it up and I was keeping track of it and he wasn't and he ended up accidentally giving me a $20 tip and smirked as he was closing the door thinking he fucked me over lol
positionofthestar@reddit
Might have been counterfeit $20
-GlitterGoblin-@reddit
We called it quick change where I lived/worked back in the day. We trained our cashiers to just close the till and call for help.
MonthPurple3620@reddit
Best way.
“Im sorry sir/maam I think Ive lost track. Let me get my manager to count out my till so we can make sure you get accurate change.”
MonthPurple3620@reddit
“Quick change” was what we called it
BantamCrow@reddit
I had a guy trying this is a $100 bill for a bottle of soda. Was working for a record store and he kept pulling out random bills and change and I finally got confused enough that I redid the transaction and verified my drawer with him standing there. He was annoyed and left without buying the soda. Then 20mins later after he left I walk around the counter and see $800 rolled into a cigar shape and hide it. He came back in a panic and we pretended to look for awhile and he gave up. My manager and I got pizza and split the rest.
TNoStone@reddit
This is not shortchanging, this comment is misinformation.
SquidProBono@reddit
I was taken by it about 30 years ago. My first ever “paycheck on Friday” big boy job (as opposed to mowing lawns, walking dogs, delivering newspapers, etc for cash) at a movie theatre box office. Guy got me so confused, asking for multiple different denominations and changing his mind on how he wanted it. He was good and I was young and dumb.
I don’t know if it would work today, but I bet if you looked for a confused young kid at a register alone, it could happen.
That0neGuy@reddit
It's a lot harder to do now. Most retail and chain outlets have policies in place to prevent it now. The retail store i worked at over 15 years ago completely stopped making change for people, you had to actually buy something in order to break a bill, and even if you did, you weren't allowed to specify how the change you'd get back was broken up.
Flabbergash@reddit
I got scammed with this like 20 years ago working at a gas station. I only vaugley remember it but the guy handed me a 20, then said oh can you give me change for this, then handed me soemthing else, said oh actually give me the 2 things back and I'll give you this, and then my change.
As I was doing it I thought I'd kept track of everything, but mentioned it to the manager that it was weird and he said I'd probably just been scammed. Went through the CCTV and printed off his picture to put behind the counter
JoseSpiknSpan@reddit
Film flam
purplemonkeyshoes@reddit
Bim bam
Peek_a_Boo_Lounge@reddit
Ole Miss
strangelove4564@reddit
Zippity zoo, zoop zap
Cynical_Tripster@reddit
Zim Zam
Ok_Pay_5173@reddit
Someone tried this on me when I worked at a pizza place in my 20s.(about 2005) It was busy and a guy came in bought a soda. Paid with a $20 said I short changed him. Told him to get the fuck out right in front of the owner. He did lol
ChefArtorias@reddit
Curious, how much did you feel like jerking him off?
user3won_u@reddit
Wtf
rainman_95@reddit
Wrong thread you fucking nerd
Fine-Ratio-7181@reddit
Lmao
jackiemelon@reddit
I once had a guy do this. He paid for a drink and some snacks with a $20. I gave him his change, he turned to walk away and turned back kinda pissed and said "this change isn't right I gave you a fifty". I stared deadpan and said "mate there's not even a fifty in the till". As I opened it to prove my point he turned and scuttled off quick smart
strangelove4564@reddit
He saw the redback in one till and the funnel web spider in the other.
everett640@reddit
When I was a cashier at Walmart they had a big training thing because we had two cashiers supposedly lose over $1000 total from short changing
SteamPunkDong@reddit
very unethical, very pro tip.
Remarkable_Fig_2384@reddit
One time , I bought an item for $30 on sale, and for whatever reason, I returned it. When I returned it, the guy said "already that's $74.99 back on your card". I didn't fully realize until I was leaving that It has been returned at full price, so an extra $20 buckaronies for me 😎
bennjerrynbeka@reddit
Okay you’ve clearly never worked as a cashier just trying to make it through your shift.
Stop messing with the person at the bottom of the totem poll.
Depending on the place they would give the employee an automatic write up and if it’s the second time they could be fired.
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
How many times did it work?
YetiNotForgeti@reddit
I actually have done this because of a brain fart and it did work. I realized it as I was walking away and took the excess back. I broke a $20 for a ten, three fives, and five ones.
Orinyau@reddit
This is how i always did it. The more of a number salad you make, the more likely you are to get it.
ekiben_style@reddit
I’m two days late to the party but I’ve done this once by accident. I realized later in the day and had to mentally retrace my steps to figure out how I had gained money after buying something.
billdb@reddit
It doesn't need to work very often. If it works even one time then you've made a profit. Basically no risk since if they catch you just say "whoops sorry, long day" and laugh it off.
Stunning_Tap_9583@reddit
Don’t tell me. I want to be surprised
Much_Tree_4505@reddit
Never, OP is just dumb with numbers
twomillcities@reddit
I wouldn't rush to judge. There is a card room near here that would give me $300 in chips every time I bought $150. Was just a mistake they made on three different occasions, lmao
BeesForDays@reddit
That’s really fucked because they could just invalidate any earnings if they realized.
Usually_Angry@reddit
It’s actually a common scam. The ones who are good at it will do it will a $100 bill and walk out with an extra $100 in their hand
EishLekker@reddit
That would be surprising, actually. So, still correct.
njb2017@reddit
Have you ever dealt with teenage cashiers? They are dumb. I tried adding a nickel after they also rang it up since I didn't want 95 cents in change back and they can't do the math.
WeAteMummies@reddit
The responses you are getting to this are truly concerning. I was a cashier as my first job as a 16 year-old in the 90s and someone adding a nickel/dime so that they only get a few pennies back instead of a handful of change was a very normal thing to do.
njb2017@reddit
I know right? I didn't think this was that hard of a concept but i guess people are idiots nowadays and only do what the computer tells them to do
JaninthePan@reddit
It’s because managers insist cashiers use the register to “tell” cashiers what to give back and get upset if you try to count back change. Old fashioned (aka pre-2010s) change making is gone and cashiers don’t even do basic math anymore. It’s been beaten out of them by management. Funny thing is, their way is prone to more mistakes, theft, and general lack of ability to balance a drawer.
SubstantialHamster99@reddit
Yeah but adding it before vs after they are already getting their change is annoying as hell.
bobcathell@reddit
Tell me you've never worked as a cashier without explicitly saying it.
DankVectorz@reddit
I’ve worked as a cashier as a teenager and I was dumb af
Devan_Is_Sad@reddit
Cash Registers literally do all the math for you I don’t know when you was a cash Registers but the new Registers do everything for you basically
bobcathell@reddit
The problem is that when people add extra change after you've input it, you have to do mental math on the spot when your brain is on work-autopilot. I have a math focused degree in computer science and it was still incredibly difficult and unnecessary when people would be like "oh here's another quarter" and then my entire brain implodes trying to do mental math on the spot like that.
I stopped accepting change after my drawer is opened because it's just so fucking rude and unnecessary to do that to a cashier.
lilwayne168@reddit
You have a math degree and adding and subtracting 2 digital functions is "incredibly difficult and unnecessary" something tells me this is why you were a cashier, because you think being a cashier is hard.
ViewInevitable6483@reddit
You're an idiot. Running register at a busy store is extremely busy and the register has a stupid amount of rules programmed into it. You fuck up the transaction by trying to add money after the fact.
It's also a common thing for scam artists to pull intentionally which can get you fired. I refused to redo change because of this when I was a cashier.
I'm an insurance adjuster now and handle much more complex math without issues and I would still say it's just rude and stupid to add change after the transaction is in the system.
_kTee@reddit
If I keep my register open longer then 30 seconds it starts screaming.
ViewInevitable6483@reddit
Yeah it's super obvious that someone who does this has never touched a cash register before.
Assuming these jobs are easy is indicative of someone who has never worked an actual job.
The hardest job I've had was cashiering at 7-11 which in all honesty is just running the entire store by yourself and getting paid less than the store makes in 10 minutes for the week.
_kTee@reddit
Something tells me you have never treated any service worker with a single ounce of respect or empathy. A cashier with a million tasks to do, making minimum wage does not care about how much change you have to walk around with now, they don't care about the "here take this 5 cents after you opened your drawer because it will make your life easier" sentiment. If you don't want change, pay with a card. If your so good at math then have your correct change ready before you get to the register, before the shiny little screen told you your total and you took time to find that extra 15 cents in your pocket. All the cashier is thinking is "next in line", " how am I going to complete 15 hours of side work in an 8 hour shift" and " i can't belive so many people who don't want to walk around with change keep paying with cash instead of a card".
lilwayne168@reddit
You want people to stop using paper currency strictly because it's convenient for cashiers?
_kTee@reddit
Do you read? Is that what I said?
bobcathell@reddit
I would love for you to be deeply focused on a task at work and suddenly someone needs you to solve (10+.25) - 7.63 in less than 3 seconds or they will yell and call you a dumbass in front of everyone. Oh and btw, you're 16 and get paid $8.10 /hr and have been busting ass for the previous 12 hours prior to that. Can you switch contexts in less than half a second while being physically and mentally exhausted?
What was your first job? A math professor I assume?
ravonos@reddit
I will be upfront with adding change so that I don't get change back. Usually it's no problem, but once my total was something like 18.12 or some such, so I gave the cashier a $20 bill and a quarter. They set my quarter aside, made my $1.88 change, then tried to give me my quarter back as well.
Bro I don't want to be walking around with over a $1 in change, that's why I gave you the quarter upfront. I'm glad I don't have to be a cashier anymore though, shit sucks.
_kTee@reddit
If you don't want change, pay with a card. People who do this "wait i have other change to use" game will hold up the line or hold up the cashier from getting to other tasks they have to do.
dipropyltryptamanic@reddit
I failed my philosophy degree and it's really not hard, just takes a couple weeks of practice
DankVectorz@reddit
I don’t consider it rude, the intention was to make your life easier. But it can be annoying
bobcathell@reddit
It makes the cashiers life so much more difficult, please stop doing this.
DankVectorz@reddit
I don’t do it…
stoned_-@reddit
yeah Problem is most people cant do the math on the Spot themselves and then just end up giving you a amount of money that makes it harder.
SeminaryStudentARH@reddit
I’ve worked as a cashier, and I’ve also been in this situation. The look of confusion on their face was both a joy and a sadness.
SubstantialHamster99@reddit
As someone who has been the cashier the confusion is not because I can't count it's because I've spent the whole day saying the same few things to everyone and was focusing on a specific number at that moment and now I have to correct my brain to add something to that. Just offer the change up to begin with.
SeminaryStudentARH@reddit
I’ve definitely had a transaction that was like 9.03, and I handed the cashier 10.05. They literally asked me why I gave them the nickel when i had a ten dollar bill. He was legitimately confused.
njb2017@reddit
I worked as a cashier for 3 years during high school 25 years ago. Doing the math in your head is not that hard. I get that we don't use cash much anymore but this is basic math. But that's why I don't doubt the unethical pro tip would work because cashiers can't do the basic stuff so I have no doubt they'd give extra change back if asked
_kTee@reddit
Why not have correct change when you get to the register? If your so good at math and all. Don't wait for the register to do all the math for you, just add up the cost of your items while shopping, do the math in your head and pay with correct change.
couscous_patate@reddit
The total is available before u pay. 😭 Not u waiting until it was already rung up to thennnn give the change and expecting them to do mental math while they r prolly frazzled and tired at work☠️ why not do it before when cashier hasn’t input your cash? U def never worked as a cashier
IttyRazz@reddit
It does work. It is a not uncommon scam. Often times they will be about to get change, adjust their change preference at the last moment, then do it again while talking fast trying to confuse the cashier. I watching training for this at big box retailers.
small_hands_big_fish@reddit
Idk. I volunteered to work admissions at a sports tournament as a part of my dibs for my son. Anyway admission was $7 for everyone. My co-volunteer was heavily reliant on her phone calculator. Like as an adult, I feel like we should all have our multiplication tables down.
my1clevernickname@reddit
I’ll have you know OP has been fired from 4 jobs for giving the wrong change. If anyone knows this works, it’s them.
Meatier_Meteor@reddit
If you've ever worked retail for a multi-million dollar company that hires as many 16 year olds as they can, you'd know this would absolutely work about 50% of the time.
renownednonce@reddit
It’s probably worked a lot. But, OP is the cashier
LookAtMeImAName@reddit
He probably broke a $50 and asked for this lol
insomniacpyro@reddit
Shittylifeprotip: overpay by $10 to make people think they are smarter than they actually are
IAmNotASarcasm@reddit
The maximum amount of times it would take for it to be barely not surprising +1
megablast@reddit
Never. Suprised???
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
That would be supremely unsurprising 😄
aintgotnonumber@reddit
I'd say there's no way I'd fall for that but some days man... when I've been standing there for 5 hours already, haven't had nicotine in 3 hours, and only got 4 hours of sleep the night before. It could happen., but you'd be docking the cashier over. Most places write up employees for any variance over three to five dollars.
Quanathan_Chi@reddit
I used to work for Target. Apparently this method of theft/fraud works well enough that we had to be given training for how to not get tricked by people.
Tasty-Window@reddit
If I had a nickel for every time [X], I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Public_Kaleidoscope6@reddit
You’d have two nickel and an extra $20.
load_more_comets@reddit
You mean an extra $10 right? 2 tens is 20 and 2 fives is 10. You gave the cashier the 20 bill and you get 30 back from the inattentive cashier.
TonsOfFunn77@reddit
But he said it worked twice
teffz28@reddit
Wonder how many times it worked on that guy…
Miss_Sullivan@reddit
His math is still right though. He just said 30 at the end instead of 25. 2 10's and a 5 is 25 so doing it twice make him $10.10
TonsOfFunn77@reddit
2 tens and 2 fives big guy, that was the tip. Which is 30 bucks…
Both his math is right and your reading is wrong
teffz28@reddit
Open the schools
mexicock1@reddit
"His math is still right though.He just said 30 at the end instead of 25"
That wasn't the issue. 30 is correct. But that's only one iteration of the ULPT.
"2 10's and a 5 is 25 so doing it twice make him $10"
But the ULPT was to say "two 10's and two 5's"
ihavedonethisbe4@reddit
$20.10
partumvir@reddit
Oh my god... it all makes sense now. That's the year COVID-19 happened (adjusted for inflation)
ihavedonethisbe4@reddit
Back in my day, no one suspected the Spanish flu. Inquisition others about it, you should. Violently.
Devil25_Apollo25@reddit
Behold! My Bill-changer-inator!
voucher420@reddit
Bro, wtf. I watched it for fifteen minutes and didn’t see that one.
Esoteric_Geek@reddit
Yes you did, you probably just got zapped by the Amnesia-Nator a bit.
wutwutwut2000@reddit
And it's enough to annoy Jimmy
megablast@reddit
Yawn.
foxtrottits@reddit
Tbh when I read the title at first I couldn’t understand what the hack was, that’s just change for a twenty. So I’m dumb.
jared__@reddit
5% of the time it worked every time
SubsequentNebula@reddit
I've seen shit like his work. This is one of the basic types of scams taught specifically because it does work. And while awareness can help, it still happens way too often. It's a variant of a quick change scam.
That being said, there's also a chance they might let you go and then file a report with your description and a time stamp depending on the rules of the company. And if you've ever paid with a card or you come in later and pay with a card, they'll have your information. So you "get away with it" at the cost of being watched every time you enter the store from then on.
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
They've since replied that their "tip" is based on seeing it work one time.
SubsequentNebula@reddit
Well, at least they aren't the ones to have done it.
That being said, this is still shitty to put out there. As much as I loved wasting these people's time after intervening, I hated seeing my cashier's stressed as fuck by a typically older dude trying to pull shit like this. And it was even worse when they realized after the fact, and then be stressed out of their mind that they were going to lose a job they just got (because they almost always target the new cashiers, especially the younger ones) over people that do things like this. Had one dead ass pull a knife on someone after they called them out, which is when we flipped to tell them to stop intervening and just let us know and we'll partner up with security and let them handle it from there.
penor99@reddit
The number may surprise you
TerribleAttitude@reddit
OP isn’t dumb with numbers, he’s describing how to execute an incredibly common scam. It does in fact work sometimes. When I was a cashier we regularly got lectures on how to avoid this.
KarmaChameleon306@reddit
Cashiers hate this one trick!
Old_School_xXx@reddit
Thats funny
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
😲
MaMerde@reddit (OP)
"I'd be happy to tell you all about it Officer Friendly. But first can you break a $20 bill? Kinda in a hurry."
Full disclosure: I saw this unfold in front of me years ago when a friend asked for the change from a cashier. I know him. It was an innocent mistake. The cashier complied. When she handed over the $30, he realized his mistake and corrected it. So, a sample size of 1 with 100% success.
People on this sub have noted that this is not only unethical, but also shitty and illegal. No argument here. I felt this sub is the best landing spot for this suggestion. This is definitely a "punching down" ULPT. It would be so much more palatable with there wasn't an innocent victim involved, but I didn't come here to judge.
As for the illegality. It is at least an attempt to defraud or commit petty theft. I have my thoughts on how you can avoid being charged or convicted of this offense, but that is beyond the scope of this post.
This was the first time I've had so many comments. I've really enjoyed your insight, sense of humor, morality and general depravity that I come to this sub for. Thank you everyone!
StatusReality4@reddit
This wouldn’t hold up probably but if you phrased it as, “hi, can I exchange this for 2 tens and 2 fives?” And present the $20 bill. If they accept the offer, that’s on them. I didn’t lie in the question, I legitimately asked if they would exchange $20 for $30. Haha
rocketman0739@reddit
Every twenty times you try, it works thirty times
HumbleCiragee@reddit
It worked 2 times then ten, then fart of the brain.
HaldenNic@reddit
.... you'd be surprised
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
https://media.tenor.com/eUKzXvyiaMMAAAAM/archer-so-erect.gif
Yiotiv@reddit
2x10 + 2x5 times
TheEmbedCode@reddit
so 20 times?
thekyledavid@reddit
Once, when OP was a cashier and didn’t recognize Abbot & Costello
AdNice9750@reddit
Gotta go to the cashier with red eyes
BigMikeInAustin@reddit
It's happened... Oops, sorry, brain fart.
twig0sprog@reddit
One time
mclovin314159@reddit
I once had a bank teller give a customer $100 for two rolls of pennies (if you don't know, there are 50 pennies per roll, so 50 cents). When I confronted her about it she said "I don't know; it said fifty on the side." Smdh.
I 100% believe this would work.
9Implements@reddit
Around 2010 the US Mint was trying to promote dollar coins, partially because they had made a couple billion of them that weren’t moving, so they decided to let anyone buy them online at face value with a credit card.
Dollar coins are fun, it was super convenient and of course people ruined it trying to make a buck by buying hundreds of thousands for the credit card points.
BluebirdUnique1897@reddit
No shipping & handling charge?
9Implements@reddit
Do you think anyone really would have done it if there was? You can get them at the bank…
PM_Me_Macaroni_plz@reddit
This is America. So yes.
9Implements@reddit
Not close to a billion though
Zack-The-Snack@reddit
There was none as they were trying to popularize the coin. They absorbed the costs in order to attempt to do so.
WorldNewsSubMod@reddit
Which is also why they no longer do that.
TheRealSchackAttack@reddit
And if you're buying let's say $200 worth of coins, let's say for 20 bucks shipping
Then you get your coins, pay the 200 bucks back and you've gotten 200 dollars worth of credit points/frequent flyer miles/ECT. For 20 bucks
BluebirdUnique1897@reddit
That doesn’t work. 200 airline miles is hardly worth $200
hahnsolo38@reddit
But you would have the points as well as the $200 in coins, so assuming no taxes, shipping fees, etc you would be able to earn points essentially for free
BluebirdUnique1897@reddit
Yes you’re right if it’s a totally free transaction. Any added costs over 2% would make it useless.
Essence-of-why@reddit
But even at a generous 3% point structure, you've only earned $6 in points so you're still $14 in the hole doing this. The shipping needs to be very cheap to non existent.
Super_XIII@reddit
There was no shipping charge, the treasury was selling them at cost, no shipping, handling, or taxes. you would then just go to your bank and deposit them to pay off your credit card then order more.
Rubicksgamer@reddit
That would be really inefficient churning. You can get a $500 visa gift card for a $6 activation fee.
TheRealSchackAttack@reddit
That's assuming you could find a visa gift card in 2005. Remember those are relatively recent, back in the early 2000s that literally wasn't an option for most people
But in 2005, you know what was an option? Seeing the US mint sell coins at face value and turning them back i.
But yes, now a days, that would be more effective.
TastyMeatcakes@reddit
Back then you got gift certificates to Amazon/etc with free shipping.
WolverinesThyroid@reddit
Nope. Free shipping. People would buy $10,000 worth and just haul it right to the bank to deposit back in to their account.
Fat_Head_Carl@reddit
Free shipping - I knew someone who banked a TON of points until they closed the exploit.
SquidProBono@reddit
The mint ate the cost. They were trying to get the coins into circulation. It didn’t work.
Eq2me@reddit
Yes, shipping was free.
HaldenNic@reddit
I was part of a scam once that was reselling those dollar coins for $6 for two. Even though they were only worth $1 and they're illegal tender there were pretty uncommon at the time (this is many years ago) so we had promotional material that made it look like it was a limited run (kind of like the collector coins).
Totally didn't think they would work but made a pretty big Penny selling them before we eventually moved on to a different racket. Even today I'm sure you'd find somebody to buy them because they're unfamiliar that they're in circulation
9Implements@reddit
I had a woman at Taco Bell ask if they were real gold.
cdc994@reddit
U.S. mint does make 1oz gold coins with a face value of $50. If anyone has any of these coins I’d be willing to pay $50 plus shipping to take them off their hands.
tastycat@reddit
The Canadian Mint did this with $100 and $200 coins for a couple of years. Many credit card points were had, good times.
I2RFreely@reddit
Ruined by capatalism?
Altruistic-Car2880@reddit
Ruined by catapultism. Trebuchet them coins back at em.
BHOmber@reddit
My grandpa used to pay me partly in dollar coins for mowing his lawn. I think I still have most of em.
teamdragonite@reddit
i read of one dude who didnt even open the box, drove straight to the bank to deposit and pay off the cc
JoeyJoeJoeJrShab@reddit
Back in high school, I had a part-time job as a cashier. The cash register tells you the total. The customer hands you cash. You enter that number into the cash register. The register tells you how much money to give back.
But there's also a button labeled "total" (or something) you can press instead of entering the amount the customer gives you. The register assumes the customer paid with exact change, and therefore doesn't tell you how much give back.
The first time I accidentally pressed this button, I realized I was relying on the cash register way too much. As far as I recall, I gave the customer the correct change, but it took way longer than it should have for me to figure it out.
From that point on, I made a point to regularly count the change out myself rather than relying on the register. I'm sure I still made the occasional mistake, but they would have been small mistakes. Had I blindly relied on the register, I could imagine misreading the screen and making a bigger order of magnitude mistake.
PrestigiousPackk@reddit
I’m 26 & I work at a gas station. I’m not doing fucking mental math in my head for all the transactions I do a day, fuck that
JoeyJoeJoeJrShab@reddit
Have you learned how to "count back" the change? e.g. somebody owes $6.73 and hands you $20. Count the change as:
$6.64 (one penny)
$6.75 (another penny)
$7.00 (one quarter)
$8, $9, $10 (one dollar, one dollar, one dollar)
$20 (ten dollars)
paperthintrash@reddit
Can’t banks pursue you after the matter? Where does the 100$ come from? Whats the legality grey area.
camelz4@reddit
I messed up once as a teller and gave someone $100 more than I should have. We just reversed and redid the transaction for the correct amount without him there.
Usually we wouldn’t break change or cash checks without getting the person’s ID for this reason.
Spice_and_Fox@reddit
Banks are highly profitable, they will just take the loss I assume. We create non existing money all the time. Just think about it. If you get a loan from the bank and have to pay back 10% interest, then the bank will also create 10% of your loan from thin air. The world is currently about 100 trillion dollars in debt to itself.
Grubs01@reddit
I think its closer to 90% that they create, since they only need to keep 10% in reserve from each account.
mclovin314159@reddit
Luckily it was a regular customer who recognized the error and returned it the next day. There could have been other remedies, as you mentioned; but probably wouldn't have pursued anything from the customer for as little as $100. It would have just been a loss.
JaFFsTer@reddit
The credit card points are the prize. You buy money on credit and pay the credit off with the money while racking up hundreds of thousands of dollars of credit card rewards points. People traveled the world 1st class for free
BrandeisBrief@reddit
I Worked as a teller. I once made change for a subway restaurant. They wanted 100 $1s, which I gave them. They returned later and it turned out I gave them 100 $100s. I am absolutely stunned that those two college kids return $10,000 in cash. BTW, this was about 1997 when $10,000 was a lot of money.
TheSearch4Knowledge@reddit
As a former bank teller, this is rough lmao.
Twice_Knightley@reddit
I'd be surprised that it works for a bank teller.
p90rushb@reddit
I used to work at a local credit union where the staff were unionized. Not trying to talk shit on unions because they are important, now more than ever, but the issue was that once in, it's hard to get fired. Some of the teller staff could not count money. Either they shorted the members or gave them too much. That's a problem if you're a teller and counting money is your job, but the union kept them in their position even when thousands were lost. It eventually got so bad that the management signed a contract with Diebold to install cash dispensers at each station to fix the problem. You can always count on human error.
Jaded_yank@reddit
But would you be able to live with yourself? For 10 bucks?
DookieShoez@reddit
I…….don’t think that person is cut out for the job 😂
Did they last long after that?
mclovin314159@reddit
Yeaaaa I had just hired her for the job in the last few weeks too, so it reflected really well on my hiring skills 😆 Believe it or not she learned quickly and to the best of my knowledge she's still there - although I've long since moved on.
Frosty-Diver441@reddit
🤣
Informal_Vegetable52@reddit
Dont do this
TheSpaceman1975@reddit
Now this is an unethical life tip.
a_simple_fence@reddit
lol straight compliance test
Basketballb00ty@reddit
I’d work 10hr shifts as a cashier 4 days in a row + occasional overtime. It’s messed up asf especially after a long day. Then you realize you’re short and have to put your own money into the register to make it even
Bay_Foxy@reddit
Is that legal? I feel like in a lot of places that would be illegal like servers having to pay for a walkout.
Mammoth_Gazelle_7715@reddit
someone did this to me when I was 18. I was in a rush because it was right when I had opened, and my two coworkers had called out leaving me alone till the manager could come in, and we were fairly busy. I realized it a few minutes later but of course the guy was already gone. 100% my mistake, but I had to pay back the lost money from my next check, and even though it was only 10$ this was a time in my life when 10$ meant I would have to stretch my meals even further or potentially skip a day of eating. I was devastated and still think about it often, almost everytime I pay in cash. unethical and very scummy to do to someone who’s probably barely scooting by.
spatulacitymanager@reddit
Just so you all know, it is illegal for businesses to make you pay for mistakes at work, whether money or merchandise. File a federal report if they do this to you.
Mammoth_Gazelle_7715@reddit
oh, i didn’t know that. this was years ago though but good to know. thank you!
Petefriend86@reddit
That's odd, my first job fired people who couldn't count back change.
Relevant-Ad9495@reddit
This could cost someone their job easily. Don't do this, find a way to screw the company not the cashier
Blindfolded22@reddit
You’d be surprised how many people working in retail jobs or jobs involving cash don’t know how to properly make change. One of the local businesses went cashless just bc they were losing too much money over this.
SufficientIron4286@reddit
Not only unethical, but fraud. Didn’t know we were on r/illegallifeprotips
Nottingham_Sherif@reddit
Holy shit a real life snowflake
SufficientIron4286@reddit
What? It’s not snowflake behavior when I’m sympathizing with a cashier making minimum wage who may have to have that money deducted from their paycheck.
orangesandonions@reddit
I went to a family dollar yesterday and bought a bottle of laundry detergent. It was like $13. I paid with a $20 bill. The woman handed me $16 and some coins as change.
I am not a dishonest person so I told her she gave me too much change and tried to hand the $10 bill back. This woman looked me right in the eyes and told me no, she had given me the correct change.
I walked out with a $4 bottle of detergent.
_EYRE_@reddit
they sell $13 items at family dollar??
orangesandonions@reddit
Yes. Almost nothing in the store is actually a dollar. It's just a shitty discount store. I would never shop there if it wasn't literally across the street from my house.
DekuScrubNut@reddit
This reminds me of something that happened to me too:
I stayed in germany for a weekend and I gathered some pfand worthy bottles. I turned them in and was supposed to get 1 euro and 25 cents. The machine malfunctioned and I could only return 50 cents worth, so I went to an employee and he accepted the remaining bottles and wrote "0.75" on the pfand note so the cashier would know to give me extra. Except his handwriting was atrocious and it looked like it said 9.75.
So when I went to the cashier she tried to give me almost 10 euro's. I tried to tell her it was a 0, not a 9, but she didnt speak english and I spoke too little german. She eventually got a bit angry and there was a line forming so I just left..
TheHancock@reddit
Lol at that point just scribble a 1 in front of that “9”.
LordBiscuits@reddit
Anger... In Germany? Never
Vallvaka@reddit
idk the Germans don't mess around when they're angry
ChipRockets@reddit
Maybe the woman just realised how insane a $13 bottle of laundry detergent is and decided to charge a more reasonable price
the_diseaser@reddit
Probably not, cashier is probably just dumb because at the end of the day when the register gets counted they’re gonna be like $10 short. I’ve worked register jobs and they let you be like a dollar or two short here and there but I’m sure the cashier was reprimanded somehow for this.
ElizSnowBunny@reddit
She’s a Family Dollar Hero
Mid-CenturyBoy@reddit
She hates working at family dollar and knows what she was doing.
DickHz2@reddit
Small acts of rebellion
Chizzatron@reddit
You must have gave her a $30 bill by mistake.
Amazing_Strength_291@reddit
Stupid is as stupid does.
Cashewkaas@reddit
When i was a teenager my mom sent me to the store to break a 100. We had bills of 25 at that time, pre-euro, and the lady at the counter counted them out for me on the counter: one 50 and the. 1, 2, 3 25’s. I just looked her in the eye , pocketed the money and said thank you.
Got some free weed on my way home.
tabooforme@reddit
As a joke, say an item cost $11.35 saying sorry no $1.00,s and give them a $20.00 cashier usually start change giving you $1.00,s as they are counting change say oh, ok now I have $1.00,s handing cashier a $10.00 and two of the ones they just gave you and saying now give me back my $20.00. This has actually worked or totally confuses the cashier. The other reaction is “ nice try”. But all in fun and almost always gets a laugh.
MarionberrySalt8567@reddit
People with dishonest schemes like you are dirt. I would drive back ten miles to return an overpayment.never ever want something taken dishonestly.
Dewology@reddit
One time I broke a $100 buying $20 of gas and the cashier gave me back 5 $20s by mistake, and that was a great day
_com@reddit
not to ruin this memory for you - but the way gas stations count out, he was responsible for the $20 and it came out of his paycheck
Possible_Bullfrog844@reddit
Good, it was his mistake
AndreasVesalius@reddit
It was a good day for somebody, at least
Ok_Telephone_3013@reddit
Sometimes you’re the bug and sometimes you’re the windshield I guess.
Dewology@reddit
I figured that. We all make costly mistakes sometimes that $20 was just making up for some dumb shit that I did
unknown_pigeon@reddit
I'm a cashier at a local fair once a year, for like three days.
Having experienced being a cashier for those few days, I always give back the change if they mistakenly give me more. Cashiers already get a ton of shit on a daily basis, I don't want to be part of the reason why they'll get reprimanded by their boss
IWannaGoFast00@reddit
I had a buddy in high school that would do this on purpose for his friends. Come in and buy $16 in gas with a $20, then he would count back 1,2,3,4 but hand us four $5 bills instead of four $1 bills. His draw would be off a little at the end of the night but not enough to get him in trouble. This was when $16 in gas would get you half a tank of gas.
xiknowiknowx@reddit
ULPT Reverse uno: be the cashier shorting the customer. Bypass the visual cash countback. Rinse and repeat. Remove profit when you balance.
xiknowiknowx@reddit
Lmao. This would throw me
AC_Slaughter@reddit
When Staples stopped taking coins in their copiers, they made me buy a prepaid copy card. I gave the guy 75¢, made the copies and when the machine showed money remaining, I had $74.50 left.
I used that copy card to photocopy course kits when I got to university, ultimately graduating as a teacher. I also used that copy card to photocopy flyers for my ex boyfriend's band, which got me to a concert where I met the friend that suggested we travel to Brazil... in Brazil I met the friend who invited me to visit California where I decided I was going to live one day... Which I now do.
If it wasn't for that copy card, maybe I wouldn't have had such a wild ride... Who knows?!
Basketballb00ty@reddit
That’s messed up. When I was a cashier whenever I was short , the money came out of my pocket & into the register to make it even
FantomXBLA@reddit
how to get a retail employee written up for $10
PlatypusBackground53@reddit
I remember visiting Sweden once and I brought back around 40 SEK to the UK. Being the broke ass kid I was I decided to change it (probably worth about £2). The exchange person gave me about £40 however and when I looked at the receipt they had put it through as Swiss Francs.
John_in_Tacoma@reddit
Directions unclear… I asked the cashier for a forty dollar bill
Spaztrick@reddit
I worked as a cashier and would always screw with people. They would ask for change for their $20 and I would tell them I could give them a $10, a $5, and four $1s. So many times people would say ok and take $19 for their $20.
IttyRazz@reddit
This is a real dick move. You may tell yourself it is just some company getting hurt. In reality a short drawer can lead to cashier getting punished and even fired.
dr_van_nostren@reddit
Ask at PA McDonald’s locations
Lower-Fig6953@reddit
Watch the movie “Paper Moon”
Parking_Abalone_1232@reddit
2 10's, 4 5's and twenty 1's. Ask for it quickly and without pausing.
I've had at least one cashier start to give me this.
miketysonsfacetatt@reddit
A long time ago I withdrew some cash from a drive-through bank ATM with a live teller. 5 minutes away I decided I should probably double check the amount, an lo and behold, the cashier shorted me a hundo. I drive back, tell the cashier, she checks her ledger, apologized, and fixed it then gave me back the envelope. I get home, count it, and boom there’s an extra $100 bill in there. Needless to say I did not go back, you get what you deserve when you’re that dumb.
Ok-Cup-2407@reddit
A good hustler can give the cashier a dollar and get change for hundred, and I’m talking the man.
TheOnlyFatticus@reddit
Pretty sure it's illegal.
Abject-Boat-1491@reddit
This is a no
Various-Ducks@reddit
Infinite money glitch
slyfox7187@reddit
Very unethical. Good for the sub. But please don't do this. You could cost someone their job just so you can come up on a few bucks.
Strict_Ostrich_9546@reddit
ULPT: Stealing...
FinzClortho@reddit
A 10 2 5s and 5 1s
thisendup76@reddit
My cousin once bought $105 jeans from some clothing store that had terrible lighting
He paid with $100 and $10 bill
Got $95 in change
I told him to leave, because it's their fault you couldn't see shit in the store
wedditwardrobe@reddit
Scummy shit. It comes out of the workers pocket.
First time that happened I had a grown ass man do that to me when I was 15 working in fast food. Gave me a 20 or 50 and then when I was giving change he wanted certain bills, and wanted to break another bill he had. The guy was being really chaotic, animated, telling me how much total he’s given me now, and being fast about it all and I was so nervous and confused and he made me feel like I was stupid for not keeping up with his antics. I don’t even remember if my manager came up or if I lost money and then realized what happened. Wasn’t the last time some shit like that happened while working!
When I was a bartender real pieces of shit would try it, but I took my time and told them straight what was up. My drawer isn’t gonna be off tonight dude.
hamellr@reddit
It is illegal for your employer to make you pay that back.
IsThisRealRightNow@reddit
Bonus points: use a counterfeit 20. And bonus bonus points if you come back later to watch the cashier get fired due to your trickery.
pwhoyt63pz@reddit
Do it. That poor, downtrodden and woeful cashier just might become a CEO someday…
whole_milk@reddit
https://youtu.be/_JO8Mg8KBbk?si=nlUghzrEKRlgwhIF
halfashell@reddit
I paid $6 for some car fuses. Afterwards, the cashier told me that if they were the wrong ones after opening them that I couldn’t get a refund, I asked her for a refund instead and then her coworkers came by and started making small talk with her, I realized I had my receipt emailed and couldn’t find it so I searched for the store in my email and pulled up a receipt from a year ago for $26.
By this time the coworker took over the refund and put it through and while I put my card back through the verification “are you sure you want $26.67?” I said OOP and looked at all three of them and one of them Made a joke relevant to whatever conversation “we” were all having and I clicked yes, took my receipt and left.
DrJupeman@reddit
https://youtu.be/CXDxNCzUspM?si=gDlLs23YPDPge9K4
morange17@reddit
I was at an airport for a very early flight years ago and bought a water ($4). Throughout the transaction , the cashier was on their cell phone. I paid with a $20 and the cashier gave me $56 back (my original $20+$20+$10+$5+$1). I didn't realize until I had turned around and was putting the money back in my wallet so I turned back and said "oops" and was going to give them the $20 back but he gestured to the phone on his ear and rolled his eyes at me then said into the phone how annoying customers are so I figured I shouldn't bother him any further. It was such a thrill to make a $40 profit drinking water as a broke college student.
AnswerAdorable5555@reddit
DONT. Find better ways to steal this one gets the cashier fired
Shimi-Jimi@reddit
Ask the teller to exchange a $10 for a $5 and 5 $1's. Give them a $5 and 4 $1's and take the $10. When they count and confront you, say you're really sorry. Since you only gave them $9, how about if you give them $11 more and get a $20. Give them another $1 and their $10 back and collect your $20.
ill-tell-you-what@reddit
When you go to church take some of the cash out of the donation basket
ShookeSpear@reddit
We had to explain to one of our cashiers the other day that the change he was making was incorrect. He had been handing out nickels instead of quarters.
When we put the two coins side by side he noted how “oh yea that one is a little bigger. And apparently has george Washington on it?”
ddubsinmn@reddit
Tell us you’re a republican without telling us you’re a republican.
Kind_Somewhere2993@reddit
Great - you just stole $10 from a minimum wage employee. They’ll need to cover when their register is short
yse2008@reddit
This is so low.
heidithe9@reddit
I always ask for 2 tens, a five, and five singles. But I’ve only been handed that twice, and both times I corrected them. I just do it for the laugh
MonthPurple3620@reddit
When I was a cashier they called this a “quick change” scam and taught us all the different ways people would try to confuse you into giving them more change back than they gave you.
Tbh Id probably be pretty good at it.
Ive had the training.
Weekly-Tension-9346@reddit
So your integrity is worth $10.
Meowmeow69me@reddit
The lady at the drive thru gave me back all my change when my change should of been like 20 cents. I corrected her. If you wouldn’t your kind of a dick.
BigMountainFudgeCak9@reddit
Been a while since I worked a register, but if you asked me twice, then I’m calling a manager to give you your change. Your penalty for trying to pull a fast one is to wait for a manager that has a free minute.
Particular_Chef_4572@reddit
Did you used to sell nickel bags by the Greyhound bus station in Beaumont, Texas in 1978?
SunnyCarl@reddit
I literally just tried this and it worked… probably never going to do it again but even I would’ve fell for it
shwillybilly@reddit
It’s not worth the embarrassment to make $10
MrThunderFuckingRoad@reddit
One time I broke a twenty and said a ten and three fives as a joke. She didn't notice until she counted it out, and when she did she didn't realize it was because I said a different amount; she just thought she grabbed an extra bill by accident.
Janube@reddit
Counterpoint: just get a $10 pie and ring it up as bananas instead.
When a cashier comes up short at the end of the night, they face disciplinary action (including sometimes having to pay the money back themselves). When you short someone's till, that directly impacts that cashier. If, however, you defraud the store itself, your actions have fewer practical consequences.
Chickmagnet8301@reddit
As a cashier I always just handed the 20 back and would refuse to break the money for them if people tried this.
SillyAmericanKniggit@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JO8Mg8KBbk
kaklimy@reddit
My dad's done that to me before lol, and it's been tried on me when I was a cashier
_matt_hues@reddit
“Sorry I thought I gave you a thirty”
plastic_Man_75@reddit
Not suprised
I had a coworker have to go for a ride to the station because the teller didn't know what a 2 dollar bill was.
Naturally they let him go, but they had to check if the bill was real because the teller said it was fake.
I once paid with a 2 dollar bill and the teller tried to and I demanded the manager who in turn scolded the poor girl
El_Loco_911@reddit
I could just make more money at my job faster and not be comitting fraud even if it worked every single time i did it.
kaceFile@reddit
Yeah, bit of a dick move in that you will probably cost the cashier their job.
RainbowberryForest@reddit
How to ruin somebody else’s life over $10
xtnh@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7pMYHn-1yA
DoubleEweSea@reddit
I knew if I scrolled far enough down...
xtnh@reddit
Great act(s)
Ninjaher0@reddit
This probably works because so many young cashiers I’ve interacted with have a lot of trouble figuring out my change. It’s bizarre.
MarilynMonroesLibido@reddit
Scummy move. You’re shorting the cashier’s register. Find another grift that doesn’t hurt innocent people.
BILLYTBURD@reddit
There's a reason this is "Unethical" tips.
Voyager5555@reddit
Pretty sure straight up theft is still illegal.
Hot_Baker4215@reddit
Techncally, it's not stealing if the clerk gives it to him.
MarilynMonroesLibido@reddit
People get charged with white collar and other crimes all the time for conning people into willingly parting with their cash. Granted, it’s extremely doubtful it could happen in this case but it’s definitely not legal to dupe people out of money. It’s fraud.
BILLYTBURD@reddit
I don't think you could prove theft in court especially if the cashier willingly gave it to you. Go ahead and try though!
Voyager5555@reddit
Weird to think you can't be charged with fraud even though people willingly give you money but sure, go ahead and try!
Hot_Baker4215@reddit
Please go touch grass.
BILLYTBURD@reddit
Please. please. please. Go to a court room and tell a judge a customer stole 10$ from you by doing this.
Film it too cause Id love to see the judges laughter.
It's 10$ not 10000000$
Hot_Baker4215@reddit
wtf are you doing in the land of the unethical. my friend?
Copperhead881@reddit
What sub do you think this is?
cyberchief@reddit
It’s not r/cleverwaystosteal
eo5g@reddit
/r/lostredditors
DevilsPlaything42@reddit
That never worked on me. I even caught more than a few people passing fake bills.
Icelock@reddit
Try asking for a ten, two fives, and five ones.
RealistO444@reddit
this used to be common not many fall for this anymore ppl even try distracting ppl by talking their head off so it’ll work and it still doesn’t
hettuklaeddi@reddit
it used to work because ppl were handling so much cash. these days, most times i use cash i can see the cashier tryna remember what was what
CuriousKidRudeDrunk@reddit
Yup. Almost everywhere now has you enter the amount given and tells you the change the customer needs. It might work very rarely, and you aren't going to get in trouble for saying it the first time. Try that shit more than once every few months where I work and you probably get on the "customers we hate" list we all gossip about.
zer0sev7n@reddit
Gossiped about by some random cashiers? Oh no!
CuriousKidRudeDrunk@reddit
I'm not saying that because I think anyone gives a shit what we think/say, just a metric to advise people they shouldn't try it in one place frequently.
mikey_ig@reddit
still works at walgreens and cvs with younger cashiers :)
CTLFCFan@reddit
I’m not getting some cashier fired to profit $10.
Jordy_Bordy@reddit
It is unethical life tips ....
Tcrowaf@reddit
I'd be surprised if it worked one time in my lifetime.
Forest_Green_4691@reddit
I worked retail. Differences from the till came out my paycheck. I’m not doing this. I’m not screwing over someone making close to minimum wage to get a few dollars more. Not worth the bad karma.
ohiolifesucks@reddit
“Differences from the till came out my paycheck.”
I’m fairly certain this is illegal. In the US at least
JimmyCoronoides@reddit
It is, but so is conning someone into giving you extra cash
wrongseeds@reddit
I stopped someone from doing this to a girl working the front desk at my gym. He’s obviously doing this to a girl whose retail experience was selling sports drinks. I looked at this dude who was huge btw and said “You’re pulling the twenty dollar scam. Dude got seriously pissed and threatened to kill me. But he left. Asshole.
nmracer4632@reddit
Not a life hack, that’s theft.
PDXCatHerder@reddit
Why not pull in 5 ones and 4 quarters while you’re at it
missive101@reddit
Isn’t the cashier on the hook when their till doesn’t match the receipts?
emmiepsykc@reddit
Can't see this working for the simple reason that tens aren't all that common. It's relatively rare that I have one ten in my register, let alone two. Even if you did catch someone at a particularly brain-farty moment, they'd likely go to do it, realize they didn't have two tens, and reach for the fives, causing common sense to kick in.
cybercrimes_1999@reddit
This is really strange to hear because we run out of tens so fast where I work and never have to replenish too much of the fives.
HerestheRules@reddit
Because we're short changing you and taking all your tens
cybercrimes_1999@reddit
No large variances 💅🏼 not my 18-23 year old cashiers….
emmiepsykc@reddit
...this implies that you replenish tens, which is wild to me. Never seen it in ~20 years of working retail. In my experience ones, fives and maybe twenties are kept on hand specifically to make change. Tens are something you only have if a customer pays with them.
cybercrimes_1999@reddit
Hell yeah we replenish tens. They go out SO fast because we never get any LMAO
cabbage-soup@reddit
I worked fast food and saw tens ALLL the time. $2 bills were the rarest and even then we had some old man come in with them every few months
IrradiantFuzzy@reddit
$2s usually come from racetracks in my area.
Suspicious_Lunch7915@reddit
You literally will get a poor cashier fired from their job for missing their till count.
Kwaliakwa@reddit
This is not a victimless crime, so definitely unethical.
While the company can usually handle the loss(please don’t do this at a mom and pop shop), a lowly cashier will be the one that has to answer for it.
I am 39 and still vividly remember over twenty years ago, when I worked as a cashier at AMC theaters and somehow came up $20 short and it was a bigger deal than I’d have expected, that left me being scrutinized as the thief.
SpecificLiterature43@reddit
That’s not enough money to do worth it
sdrawkcabineter@reddit
I have a variation that works more consistently:
You break a $20 bill with a cashier, ask for 1 ten and 2 fives.
Even works at the bank.
Even-Snow-2777@reddit
If your life is so bad you sell your integrity for $10, maybe reassess your choices.
Myownprivategleeclub@reddit
Do you know which sub you're on?
4fin@reddit
When I see ULPT, I keep thinking, "Ultimate life pro tip." Then I realize whatever is being proposed is pretty shady and remember where I am.
Comfortable_Guide622@reddit
what an asshole, that creates an issue for the cashier at end of shift...
mcdulph@reddit
What the hell is wrong with you?
limitlessEXP@reddit
This is illegal. It’s a scam.
The_Sleepy_John@reddit
Have you noticed the recent news about the UHC CEO who didn’t mind screwing people over? He probably started with ideas like this. Once you find out that you can screw people over in a minor way (and then gleefully share it online), it seems inevitable that you will escalate.
neoshinok@reddit
Why would he be giving you more bills than the minimum to cover the cost? Even when people ask about breaking a bill for change, they're just giving you one note ($20, $50, $100)
noumenon_invictusss@reddit
People who do this should be executed.
BadonkaDonkies@reddit
This would not work maybe besides with OP
Xendrus@reddit
This isn't unethical as much as it is a bastard scumbag move. You can/will get into big trouble if your till is off at the end of the day, and if you can't explain it often fired for theft or incompetence. You're getting a low paid important worker in trouble for $10.
VictoriaEuphoria99@reddit
Someone tried this with me, the manager farted them out the door hard
Agreeable-Can-7841@reddit
a changemaker - classic grift!
MisterDonutTW@reddit
This is a shit tip, just straight up theft. I know it's ULPT but it doesn't mean we have to be straight up scumbags.
Hope the cashier finds you and slips you a piss disc.
feltsandwich@reddit
I suppose "unethical life tips" are sometimes "running a short con."
Not just unethical, you're an asshole to run a con on people.
Is your next tip to pretend to romance an old woman to con her out of her money? Is your next step to tell a stranger you're a Nigerian prince and you need money to access your fortune?
What a loser. You ought to feel ashamed. Gross.
The_Triagnaloid@reddit
All you’re doing is getting a poor person fired so you can make a free bucks.
Fuck you.
We’re in a class war, don’t attack your fellow poors.
Fuck you
campbellm@reddit
We had a server give us the amount of our meal as change instead of the change (so he gave us way too much money back), just yesterday.
He was busy so we just went to the counter with the cashier and explained what happened.
It's a local family restaurant and I don't want those kids getting shat upon for having their till not balance at the end of their shift.
Not in the spirit of the sub, I know.
vlegolas1982@reddit
Can I have two tens for a five?
Alright alright! Quit crying! Here's your five! Now gimme back my two tens
MyPlantsEatBugs@reddit
Eventually cashiers will be fully replaced by computers and security.
And the world will be better for it.
DrivingTacks@reddit
I’ve done a 10, two 5’s, and five 1’s a few times.
SignificantTwister@reddit
Somebody tried this on me once when I was a cashier at a grocery store. He asked for a 10, a 5, and fifteen 1s. He claimed he was joking when I called him on it.
Usually the way to do it is get a few transactions going back and forth. Like you buy something small, they give you change, you add more cash on top to get other bills back. If a cashier isn't up on these scams they'll get confused because it sounds like good math.
samoan_ninja@reddit
This is something a thief or scammer would do. Shame on you.
MattabooeyGaming@reddit
This is called short changing. If it works you'll get someone in trouble or fire at their job. If it doesn't to can be arrested and definitely trespassesd from the store.
Jacrava@reddit
Unless the cashier was a piece of shit to you, you're just getting an innocent person in trouble or fired. I know this is ULPT but that's just fucked up
FluidLock@reddit
When I was a cashier I always caught short change artists. They’re usually buying a small piece of candy and pay with a $20. I give him whatever change I was already getting and quickly close my drawer and refuse to change it.
science-stuff@reddit
I used to be security for target like 15 years ago. This was a common scam called short changing. However the pros take several extra steps, like first give a $50 or $100 bill, then when the cashier enters it they say they have a 10 after all, give a $10, and run some kind of distraction, maybe give a $20, but then take it back, and say something like nevermind please break the $100 even though they’ve pocketed it at this point. The pros might as well be magicians. Cashiers are trained for it as is security. But just like outright stealing an item, a lot gets missed.
walkawaysux@reddit
Buy your coffee at McDonald’s and pay with 2 dollar bill and enjoy your $18 change
LumpusKrampus@reddit
Pro tip: This is the start of the process to becoming a Health Insurance CEO. Good luck!
ColdBloodBlazing@reddit
Politician or Preacher too
Isotope_Soap@reddit
I used to go to my father’s store to cash my paycheques on occasion. One time, I endorsed the check and gave it to one of his staff. She started counting twenties like “ 20, 40, 60, 80, 90, 100.
If it wasn’t my family’s store, I’d have had an extra $160.
Substantial-Iron-433@reddit
It'd be cool if most people working at gas stations had money to pay the register back like that ...
Greenhaagen@reddit
Most people don’t even need the money for this. Employees don’t have to pay back employers for stuff like this outside shithole countries.
cattleyo@reddit
Yes usually it's on the business owner not the employee, but that just means you're stealing from somebody else not the person in front of you and if it's a small business they're probably not doing so great, of late.
Substantial-Iron-433@reddit
I worked at multiple awful gas stations and they made the workers pay it back.
Beautiful-Program428@reddit
You will just put the cashier in trouble. You won’t stick it up to Big Corp by doing that.
Time-Radish8464@reddit
Probably happened to OP a few times.
No-Entertainment1975@reddit
This is called quick changing and most people who work cash registers are trained about it.
CCGHawkins@reddit
Not the kind of pro tips I come here for. Pathetic and petty.
Honest-Adeptness-899@reddit
Bruh, I'm about to go to the shop after my dental appointment. I'll tell you if it worked or not.
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
Mission failed successfully.
BathroomInner2036@reddit
Hopefully no one knocks your teeth out.
igcipd@reddit
But Mama said knock him out.
SnooSnooSnuSnu@reddit
Gangsta Boogie
megablast@reddit
Again
_always_correct_@reddit
i mean people at a dentist's office are probably more number oriented and under less pressure, so that's on you for choosing a bad place
Honest-Adeptness-899@reddit
I said I was going to a shop after the dentist's, not try it at the dentist's office.
InterestingPickles@reddit
!remindme 1 day
strangelove4564@reddit
So is the RemindMe bot just flat out lazy now?
BaeHunDoII@reddit
god damn you sound poor
wetandwyld@reddit
act broke to stay rich u wouldn’t get it
Honest-Adeptness-899@reddit
Better to sound poor then be poor.
ToxicDragon200@reddit
!remindme 1 day
piperonii@reddit
!remindme 1 day
littletrevas@reddit
!remindme 1 day
bulbagatorism@reddit
!remindme 1 day
CartersVideoGames@reddit
!remindme 1 day
lagflag@reddit
!remindme 1 day
AdrenochromeFolklore@reddit
This is AWFUL.
Right up there with leaving a 50 in a server's bill collect thing and when he gives you $14 in change saying you left $100.
syncboy@reddit
Cashiers often have to make up the difference.
PlasticGlitterPickle@reddit
I used to work retail and this one girl I worked with was stupid as shit. I honestly don’t know how she functions in life. Anyways, someone did this to her once. They asked for change for a $50 and told her they wanted 5, $20 bills. She handed it to him, and the guy must of realized she was dumb as hell, and then asked her to break one of the $20 bills. In all he got her for over $1,000. It was all on camera too, we watched it with her and she seriously couldn’t understand what happened. She was trying to do the math.
JesusChrist-Jr@reddit
Then the cashier gets disciplined when their drawer doesn't balance at the end of the day. If you're going to use ULPTs for self gain, please do not do it at the expense of other common folks just trying to pay their bills and get by.
BaxtinB@reddit
Completely unrelated, but I went to a drive through and my bill was 10.37. I gave the cashier 21$ and he handed back the one immediately then gave me 9$ and change. I found that interesting.
BringOutYDead@reddit
"Nah, get the fuck out..."
gfunkdave@reddit
And then the hapless minimum wage cashier gets fired for their drawer not balancing. There’s unethical, and there’s just plain wrong and evil.
Ant-i-lope@reddit
Back when I was a cashier about three years ago, I accepted a fake $100 bill. When management found out, they just told me to be more aware of fake bills. So, as long as it doesn't happen too many times, a register coming up $10 short won't get them fired.
ProfessorSalt413@reddit
Man, one of my favorite coworkers was fired for accepting a fake $20 a single time
derpsteronimo@reddit
That's probably gonna depend on both what store, and where you live.
iTalk2Pineapples@reddit
Whenever someone takes a fake we document it so it doesn't happen again, and the fake gets hung up. Of course we would never reveal the info of who took the fake, but word spreads fast and then everyone shames them jokingly. How did everyone find out? Idk. But they do. Then it usually doesn't happen again.
clamroll@reddit
Seriously. At best they're going to have to repay the short. At worst they're getting axed. Stealing from the store is one thing, but this is just mugging a working stiff
Chris22533@reddit
I’m not defending this practice but I don’t think you can be required to make up the short in the US so really at best they would get a warning to be more attentive and maybe a write up.
SoggyMcChicken@reddit
You can’t. It’s against the law.
Codex_Dev@reddit
A lot of small business owners dgaf. Either you fix the drawer from your own pocket or you are fired
iTalk2Pineapples@reddit
Sounds like a lawsuit that could end the small business...
fruderduck@reddit
A restaurant called Krystal tried to make an employee come up with the shortage. Didn’t happen only because the employee quit and walked out.
Bleak_Squirrel_1666@reddit
Nobody is repaying anything lol
kmmck@reddit
>plain wrong and evil
>synonyms according to Webster: unethical
Dank_1@reddit
No, see, if someone would just assassinate the regional manager everything would be cool and utopian socialism would take effect.
followmarko@reddit
Lot of people down tremendous here if they need to take an extra ten dollars from a cashier
LarryCrabCake@reddit
A $10 short register won't sink a business. This is prime r/unethicallifeprotips
PM_me_ur_last_selfie@reddit
I've had more than one customer ask for this (or equivalent for a different note). They almost got me the first time, but I caught on in time. Hasn't worked the other times.
Polaroidlupup@reddit
It's also illegal lol.
JoustingNaked@reddit
The movie “Paper Moon” (1973) included a con something like this.
God I’m old.
Suspicious_Kale44@reddit
Guys try this all the time. Friend of mine who works/manages a gas station has a novel way to deal with it. Once the person attempts the "short change scam," she has them count it out in front of her on the counter. She then tells them she is going to count it on the counter to verify. Once she has the cash in hand, she places it in a deposit envelope and writes "scammer" and the time of day (to match to video footage) and drops it in the safe. Then she calls the police.
Most of these folks are no-goods, and they either have warrants or they are holding narcotics. The vast majority of these people leave before the cops arrive, and at the end of the night, Tonya gets a tip. And when they decide to stay and wait, Tonya has to give them their correct change, but the cops get to note that so-and-so is scamming again. She also watched a guy who tried to scam her out of $7 go to jail for a bench warrant that turned into resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.
If you want to fuck someone, fuck someone rich. People who are working at a gas station shouldn't be fair targets for theft. Target a healthcare CEO or something...
dustycanuck@reddit
If this happens to you, just reply "Nice try, 1 ten", and hand them 1 ten and 1 five. You'd be surprised how many times it works 😉
buria0707@reddit
My job used to make the cashiers(illegal or not) pay the money back out of our own pockets when it was $5 or more short.
bb2b@reddit
Once haad a walmart confuse paying in 100$'s for wanting 100$ in change. Gave them the 100$ and received 5 20$ bills. Hopefully they didn't get fired
Gloomy-Dig4597@reddit
GullibleMoose6369@reddit
I accidentally did this once and it worked
timebomb011@reddit
That’s just theft. I didn’t try ink unethical tips were “rob someone”
Doomdome@reddit
I've never even tried this but I have gotten lucky a couple times with $100 bills one time I went to the gas station asked for 25 on a pump my change should have been 75 but somehow I got $125 back I think this happened because they did not have big bills and instead paid me back in tens, fives and ones
daisy0723@reddit
Please don't do this. I'm a cashier.
Herebedragoons77@reddit
Why?
Shalamarr@reddit
Uh, because it’s stealing, and cashiers get into trouble if their cash drawers don’t balance?
AnxiousAriel@reddit
I remember getting trained to deal with change artists for cashiering over a decade ago. This is an old and common scam that every cashier i know and still work with today has also been trained on how to handle.
I know not all cashiers will be so strict but I'd literally bot even engage. Shut the cash drawer, call over the manager to let them explain to the customer why they can't do that. Some change artists were so vile and rude to me before that I just stopped engaging once I saw the scam start.
Its unethical, sure, but it's so common that I can't imagine it working frequently.
jailtheorange1@reddit
I’m not gonna lie I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, of course it’s going to work I mean that’s how I break….. waitaminute!
Lumpy_Lady_Society@reddit
If someone is working as a cashier, they can usually hardly afford to pay for your intended theft. That money is probably for diapers or rent or gas to come back to work tomorrow. That is pretty shitty of you. Completely unethical and shitty. Most of the time if their drawer is short, they have to cover the shortage, explain the shortage, and likely get fired for theft.
AmphibianOther8515@reddit
Most of the time the cash in the register isn't theirs anyway
SpicynSavvy@reddit
Maybe in a 3rd world country. But I want to meet the poor sap who loses $10 from a cash register and gets fired in the US.
cabbage-soup@reddit
I agree. When I worked in fast food drawers would come up short occasionally and as long as it wasn’t a regular issue it wasn’t really looked at deeply. Now if you’re already doing bad at your job & this happens, then they might use it as the final straw to let you go
Frosty-Diver441@reddit
They can't just make you pay for it. It's generally illegal.
post-nutclarence@reddit
I could see it working honestly, you just gotta choose your target carefully. The other day I bought a few items from the Asian market and the total was like $15 and I gave the clerk a $20 and somehow they gave me back like $17 lol I didn’t question it I just said thanks and left.
mafga1@reddit
Not Unethical, but criminal.
pandaSmore@reddit
Say 2 tens and 1 five. That sounds like more plausible of a mixup. Say you meant 1 ten and 2 fives.
MisterJWalk@reddit
The real scam was always in conversions. Poor truckers never stood a chance.
Devious_FCC@reddit
Isn't there a sub rule somewhere along the lines of "don't just straight up suggest committing theft"
vanillaninja777@reddit
I bet $30 OP was the cashier
whemstreet@reddit
Bonus pro tip: if you're a cashier say the correct change but don't pull all the change out of the drawer. Then pocket it when the customer leaves. Most people will shove the bills you give them without counting
phoenix-born49erfan@reddit
I'm a cashier and if you pull that on me I'll make you look stupid in front of everyone. I'll talk to you like a child in a classroom. I've been doing this for a very long time
Dahmer_disciple@reddit
Yeah, I don’t know about this, but what does work is:
“Hey, crazy question. Do you have two $20’s for a $10?”
Bleak_Squirrel_1666@reddit
"Hey can you let me borrow $87?"
strangelove4564@reddit
A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills. One of them says "We gotta get rid of these things. We'll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They're so dumb they won't know a thing."
So off they go. Soon they arrive at a gas station and buy some gas. The guy at the counter looks a little simpleminded.
"Hey can you break a 15 dollar bill for me," one of them says.
"Oh, sure, no problem," the cashier says. The counterfeiters grin at each other.
"I told you," the one whispers to the other, and they fist bump.
Then the cashier says to them, "so, do you want an $8 and a $7, or two $3's and a $9?"
Unable_Expert8278@reddit
No way Im screwing over a cashier who probably barely makes minimum wage or some small business owner.
Deathglass@reddit
This was a thing in the past. Cashiers are trained to look for this now.
Solid-Skill-9511@reddit
I didn't the math in 1 second and said thats wrong.. works if you're stupid I guess.
McTonic3@reddit
If I didn’t write people up or lost people consistently at my place of work for this possibly happening I’d probably be on board. But if I actually did it I’d feel bad for the cashier getting the write up/fired to make an extra $10.
Additional-Bet7074@reddit
If someone makes this mistake repeatedly 9/10 they are in on it.
It’s rare to have someone with a functioning brain, get trained on the register, have a mistake, have retraining, and do that process another 1-2 times and the get fired. That’s usually how that would go down.
It’s far more common for severely underpaid employees to have incentive to steal money to make ends meet.
onfire916@reddit
I mean realisticly tho... Imagine actually falling for this... I probably wouldn't want that person employed for me either
McTonic3@reddit
This is very true, I would not want someone falling for this employed for me.
GorgeousRiver@reddit
After 6 hours as the only cashier at a dollar tree anyone could get fucked over by this tbh that shit is exhausting
Plow_King@reddit
back in the day, a friend of mine i was sharing a hotel room with short changed the bellhop or whoever doing a "need some change" routine for room service. he thought it was so funny. i thought it was weird that he liked screwing with some guy just doing a job and trying to get by. we didn't stay friends for very long, lol!
MasterOfBunnies@reddit
Can we please not turn ULPT into a sub for douchy moves like this? Corps won't feel the hurt from this at all, small companies don't deserve this treatment, and it could get people fired.
Minties27@reddit
Q
Ok-Delivery216@reddit
I think you’ll have a better shot at this when you’re getting 20 or 40 cash back like at a grocery store. Then ask. But don’t really do this cause she has to pay.
eaglecream@reddit
It’s a common trick. If you pretend that you had a brain fart it won’t fool 80% of the cashiers. If you do it more than three times at the same location you’ll have a problem. It’s cool that you want to jeopardize some teenage cashiers job for 10 dollars. I guess I’m in the wrong sub.
LocalInactivist@reddit
Thus stealing from someone who probably makes far less money than you.
BigMikeInAustin@reddit
Once withdrawing cash from a drive-thru bank teller from a cashed check, back when you bank drive thrus had windows looking at the cars, I asked for $120 in 6 - $20 and 2 - $10. It was taking forever. I looked into the window and saw a whole bunch of guys in suits in the teller booth looking at me.
I kept sitting them, and then suddenly it flashed into my head that I said 6 - $20 instead of 5 - $20. I hit the call button and asked if I really asked for change in the wrong amount. She said yes and I apologized for like a minute and said I meant only 5 - $20.
Stupid ass teller and manager thinking they were under attack from an international bank thief over an easy to explain $20 mistake if they had just asked. Instead, this whole thing took 10 minutes.
Nakedvballplayer@reddit
You are the asshole.
Strummed_Out@reddit
Where do you think you are? Lol
OnoALT@reddit
This is beyond unethical
OnoALT@reddit
You’re supporting the ruination of poor people’s lives. Your downvotes mean nothing to any human being.
SpicynSavvy@reddit
LPT: Read the subreddit of a post before engaging in the comment thread to prevent any potential ridicule and negative feedback.
OnoALT@reddit
I’m not really concerned with it. I hope at least a few of these CHUDS will reconsider fucking over a stranger. Of anything, being downvoted for this kind of opinion is doing a nice job for my self esteem.
Copperhead881@reddit
Go somewhere else then
TuneMore4042@reddit
You see, you see.. Some starving child in africa could've eaten those 10 dollars...
Hot_Baker4215@reddit
Why do you people even come in this sub?
megablast@reddit
Ask for 5 tens and 4 fives!!!
SoggyMcChicken@reddit
Try using $2 bills. People cannot math with them, or they just think it’s a $20 and give you change back like it is
FatBottomPurls@reddit
I’ve trained cashiers that didn’t know $2 bills were real. This would totally work.
Mountain-Hold-8331@reddit
To those upset that this is unethical (???) Think of it this way, this can only ever work on someone once, and it's a $10 mistake, so you chalk it up to a learning experience, and use your new knowledge to go pull it on someone else. Balance :)
supermonkey776@reddit
this is called quick change. yes its a thing and most big box stores will try to train their cashiers to slow down and think.
source: did loss prevention for 5 years and had to watch cameras/train cashiers to spot this shit
ElLoboStrikes@reddit
They got me like this when i was a bank teller. That old fucker
Gunz1995@reddit
This was patched a while ago. Plus the CCTV every debuff makes it a little tricker to work
Datapopeline@reddit
some of you mfs are down bad
Miscarriage_medicine@reddit
Dont fuck over some cashier... it the job they have. If I see them miscounting the change, I tell them what they are doing wrong before the money leaves their hands.
CentipedeZ@reddit
hence "UnethicalLifeProTips"
OnoALT@reddit
That’s nasty. You’re going to hurt low income people constantly with that shit.
Leroy_Jenkins24@reddit
It’s on them if they can’t count
TurningTwo@reddit
Penny-anti theft by deception. The minimum wage cashier will probably have it taken out of their check. Good job, enjoy your misbegotten $10.
UsEdScR@reddit
It's not called ethical life tips..
Sonikku_a@reddit
This is just straight up theft
trustedbyamillion@reddit
Not if you ask politely. It's more like begging.
Nakedvballplayer@reddit
I do it all the time. But knowing they will be responsible for the shortage in the till, I've been happy to give them their money back. You, OP, are an asshole