Lumpy_Stand27

"Driver Managers" and "Fleet Leaders" suck. Anyone willing to call themselves dispatcher gets a chance at my respect. They get the shit-end of the stick as often as the drivers. 14 years OTR. A good dispatcher is a decent driver's greatest ally.

How many truckers don't have or use the CB?

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Oh yeah? I got over 7 billion miles and never needed one of those fancy CB radios. I come from a day when we weren't afraid to ask for directions by sending smoke signals through a pay phone and a firm handshake.

How many truckers don't have or use the CB?

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Lumpy_Stand27@reddit

No CB. Got rid of it years ago. Reddit is enough talking to other truck drivers for me.

Company is telling me to run this from Cali to Chicago

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I feel bad for you. Make Aryans Gay Again u hater

What would happen if every owner operator shut down for 5 days?

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9 out of 10 idiots would go bankrupt and spot rates would go through the roof? Not sure. Never drove a truck before.

ROOKIE TRUCKER ADVICE TRUCK STOPS & MONEY.

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this gayaf

Be sure to way your truck

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at least they tried.

Thoughts on this lane change

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slow down, broj.

Here ya go

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6 axles on the ground. Empty. Instagram picture.

Happened right in front of me. I-5 Oregon coming down the Siskiyou

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Naw. It's just me trying to be funny. No riddle. No stool hump. Just a bad attempt at funny. Sorry.

Trucker is all about the shenanigans today!

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it's what we need. It's the best/coolest.

Rate my setup

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picture me rollin

Happened right in front of me. I-5 Oregon coming down the Siskiyou

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FedEx sleeper joke. Old news, Joe Rogan.

Rate my setup

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\*Buffering\*

What is this type of trailer used for?

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I think it's because the coils could "explode" in transport and become a giant liability.

What is this type of trailer used for?

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This is correct. But, why? Why do they need the cages? I've done general freight flatbed and never needed a cage. Why do they need the cage? Vibration explodes the coil straps mid-transit?

Company is telling me to run this from Cali to Chicago

Posted by Feisty_Inspector6249@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 215 comments

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MAGA

Company is telling me to run this from Cali to Chicago

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I'll run almost ANYTHING to get out of California.

Trucker is all about the shenanigans today!

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Where can I get those glasses? Them's dope af.

Who's never seen inside the walls of a refer trailer? Well, now you have.

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I'm having flashbacks to my remodeling/window replacement/vinyl siding days. Homeowner: "I'm an engineer so I know how this kind of thing works. But, now the windows won't open." Me:

What is he hauling that. Needs 4 axels on a tanker or is this normal?

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SE Michigan. For those times when you think Toledo roads suck.

So many questions....

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That's where we hide to take a dump. I wouldn't stay under there longer than 10 minutes. Really, that's doo doo space.

They almost “died in my arms”

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that's a slick video edit. Nobody almost died in your arms. It's just footage of them streets.

Dumbass Jeeper doesn’t have time to obey traffic laws.

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Big fucking deal. OP has a dashcam and a highway horn. He's never seen a car do something dumb? Honk Honk at the idiot? Driver is the idiot.

Here ya go

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Pusher axles up. Must be light.

At the local walmart

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YoutubeFacebookMyspaceInternet isn't allowed to keep records of my pron search history. I declare it. I have a gun.

At the local walmart

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Where?

Driver drinking modelo at the loading dock

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It's obviously Modelo because driver might have been Mexican. fuck off with that nonsense.

Fellow Truckers...

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Worse than that is the driver that sits 50 yards back at a smaller fuel joint so they can select the next available pump. Seems to happen at the older Loves and smaller Pilots. And to that driver, if there's room, I'm going around you and getting behind the truck with someone actually at the pump. Honk and yell all you want. I don't care.