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The man who was bagging my food at the grocery store folded my baguette in half

Posted by mars422@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 553 comments

Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent."

Posted by Majorpain2006@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 115 comments

I came home from work early to catch my son getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.

Posted by maomaodong@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 85 comments

If you ran into Adam Sandler on the street, what would you say to him?

Posted by International_Bit478@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 3639 comments