Critical-Engineer81

Fell asleep in the office more than once. Wasn’t really worth waking him up because he did nothing. Fired after 3 months and did nothing in that time.

Is there a name for an unsettling feeling induced by topographically flat surroundings?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Norfolking way

Why do we get such terrible statutory sick pay?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Because you are supposed to go to work sick.

Should I be worried for friends cocaine use?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Only if it crosses a line.

Would you pay for a work Christmas party?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

No works do if I’m paying for it. Few beers with colleagues where you don’t have to be so “professional” but there’s an expectation with bosses around. Not worth the money or the hassle.

What should I pay for my parents rent?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Maybe it's a shit it of stoke.

Did anybody else's parents ever say "I'll brain you" as a threat when you were a child?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

I 100% tested my parent's patients. I could be an annoying shit.

Did anybody else's parents ever say "I'll brain you" as a threat when you were a child?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Punch in the head. And no my parents loved me.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen happen in a Wetherspoons?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Go there on a Monday morning and see the same thing/people.

How are children of Only Fans parents going to manage at school?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

I didn't come here to be judged.

Do you expect your children to say ‘thank you’ for their dinner? Were you expected to thank your parents?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Only after saying the n-word.

What’s something that you just cannot eat/drink normally?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Tangfastics have come back in my life now. There will be some quality control needed if my kid has a packet.

What’s something that you just cannot eat/drink normally?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

You could work out your body percentage of pork scratching.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say, while being competely serious?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

That's by design. It allows them to get away with shit.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say, while being competely serious?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

I'll go get him a disabled horse ready for the Paralympics.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say, while being competely serious?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Windmills do not work that way!

What's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say, while being competely serious?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

My north or your north?

Does anyone recall this UK missing person case?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Bernadette Cooper and no she was never found.

What would a good local newspaper actually look like?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Most are owned by same people.

What are some of the most satisfying, non sexual things in life?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

I’m just bikesexual.

In your opinion, who played the best Winston Churchill?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Winston Churchill was the OG. No one has played him better.

What are some of the most satisfying, non sexual things in life?

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Critical-Engineer81@reddit

Shaved legs and lycra bottoms is why drivers hate cyclists. Too many bottoms that turn out to be male. Stupid sexy Flanders.

What are some of the most satisfying, non sexual things in life?

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My experience of eating a bunch of pears is eating most of them just before they are ripe till you finally get the last one ripe and want to buy some more pears.