Girlfriend angry for peeing in the sea, is it a normal thing to do?
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Currently on holiday in Corfu for our 2 year anniversary, I went into the sea to take a piss while my GF was at the bar, when she came back I told her I went for a wee in the sea and she said she was disgusted and that her parents would be disgusted, but my family have been peeing in the sea for years I do see whatâs wrong with it? Is it a normal thing to do?
Prometheus013@reddit
Tell her to build a damn bridge and get over it. Women can be upset over the stupidest shit.
cruiserman_80@reddit
There are two types of people. Those that piss in the shower and those that piss in the shower but wouldn't admit it.
Not sure why she is upset. Your a dude, the world is your bathroom and if she cant handle that brace yourself for a lot of other nonsensical "because I said so" type rules.
MidtownJunk@reddit
Pissing in the shower is gross. I don't, and I wouldn't. The fucking toilet is right next to you!
danibunnies@reddit
i donât want to dry off just to hop on the toilet for 30 seconds, and i donât wanna get my floor wet and have to dry it up. i scrub my bathtub, my drain is clean, i am okay with it
MidtownJunk@reddit
You clean your toilet, right? Because we all know that it needs a good scrub with bleach at least once a week, otherwise it gets smelly and stained, even though you flush with water every time. What makes you think your shower drain is any different?! What do you do, remove the drain cover and scrub it out with a brush?
No. It stinks and it's gross. Use the damn toilet, what's wrong with your body that it can't make it 30 seconds to the thing that's right next to you?! "Oh my floor might get wet"??? wtf.
Piss in your own shower if you must, but please don't be one of those people who pisses in hotel showers because we can all smell it and we kind of judge you for it.
danibunnies@reddit
i clean my shower drain i pull my tubshroom out and scrub it, itâs not very hard. iâve got wood flooring i donât wanna leave water on it for 30 minutes, i dont do it in hotel bathrooms because i donât want to bring my drain cleaning tools to hotelsÂ
MidtownJunk@reddit
I didn't mean to be nasty, but yes it always smells. Hotel showers being all the proof anyone should need. Toilets are plumbed in a way that it flushes down and it's easy to clean the residue, shower pipes are not the same. Even if you scrub the drain, the smell always lingers. Sorry!
BenjiTheSausage@reddit
Don't you want your piss to sit in the shower drain smelling up the place?
I_got_rabies@reddit
Something is very wrong if your piss is smelling up a shower.
MidtownJunk@reddit
You clean your toilet, right? Because we all know that it needs a good scrub with bleach at least once a week, otherwise it gets smelly and stained. What makes you think your shower drain is any different?!
Ahhhh-the-beees@reddit
You sound like youâd benefit from drinking a bit more water
MidtownJunk@reddit
Urgh the worst is when a hotel bathroom smells of piss and it's from the shower curtain
lulabelle_Whitch@reddit
As long as you were in the sea at the time XD
UKdanny08765@reddit
I think most people piss in the sea, they just donât tell anyone they do đ
Rh-27@reddit
A lot of people piss in the swimming pool too.
UKdanny08765@reddit
Ew, I really hope not. đ
Automatic-Plan-9087@reddit
I used to be a lifeguard at a swimming pool many years ago. On a hot summer day when the pool was up to capacity with families and groups of friends, we used to have to run water to drain cos the level went up. It wasnât cos they were bringing buckets of fresh water in đ¤˘đ
xeromaayush1@reddit
This is one of the biggest bs i ve ever heard.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
Umm, people have volume, too, not just their pee. The people bodies were causing the pool to overflow.
plantmic@reddit
Lol, this explains why lifeguard was their career option
Nipso@reddit
Also if they're in the pool, so is any urine currently in their bladder so it wouldn't make a difference whether they excrete it or not.
Not until they leave the pool, at any rate.
military_history@reddit
Er yes it would. After peeing the person would displace the same amount of liquid, but there would be slightly more liquid than before so the level would be fractionally higher.
However the weight of the liquid plus swimmer would remain the same.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
This is incorrect. People with full bladders have a larger volume than people with empty bladders. The increased volume of liquid in the pool post-pee would be counterbalanced by a slightly smaller person.
Rather_Unfortunate@reddit
No, they're just denser. A person with a full bladder might have slightly higher gas pressure in the intestines, but are unlikely to occupy a notably higher volume.
But yeah, you would need 2.5 thousand people all releasing a litre of urine to raise a standard 10x25 metre pool by a cm, so no chance of urine raising the level in or out.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
They don't get denser. Solid material does not get much denser with a bit of increased pressure. Water does not get much denser with a bit of increased pressure. If you add urine (which is mostly water), the body expands. As I noted here, it is only about a 1% increase in body volume, so no, it won't be "noticeable", but for the purpose of the question at hand ("If you're in a pool and you pee, does the water level increase?"), The change in body volume certainly is significant. When you pee, there's more liquid in the pool, but your volume is less, and that offsets the increase in pool liquid.
mohski-94@reddit
Disagree, the whole of the large and small bowel are hollow viscuses (ie hollow tubes) and filled with either food contents, air or they're collapsed. Also the length of bowel twisted around in your abdomen would surprise you so there's a huge volume there of displaceable/compressible material When a bladder fills up, it will take the path of least resistance for the volume to occupy - when it pushes against the abdominal wall, it'll face resistance from tough fascia and muscular walls so it'll displace / compress bowel loops. I've seen patients with up to 2L in their bladder (can happen for e.g when ppl have an enlarged prostate for a long time) but their tummy still looks only very slightly distended but rather really tense So no, increased volume in your bladder does not equate to anywhere near an increase in your total volume occupied as a human
EnjoyerOfBeans@reddit
Your total volume does not increase 1:1 with the amount of pee in your bladder. Not only is your bladder going to have a size larger than nothing with 0ml of piss in it, your bladder is also not actively displacing so much of your flesh that it will immediately show a bump when some pee gets in there.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
You are mostly wrong.
true, but when your bladder has 250 mL of urine in it, it's larger than the 250 mL of urine.
As for the rest, see here.
silentv0ices@reddit
Correct that's why displacement is measured in weight.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
Have I taken crazy pills? Liquid displacement is typically measured in terms of volume, not weight.
silentv0ices@reddit
Displacement of solid bodies in liquid, for example ships. Sorry I should have clarified.
EnjoyerOfBeans@reddit
Well that's only assuming the solid body is floating. If you remove buoyancy from the equation (if your feet touch the floor) then it's just the volume that matters.
Honeybadger2198@reddit
You're not crazy, they're assuming the bladder is completely compressed when empty which is just not realistic. If someone pees in the pool, the volume goes up.
The real issue with all this bickering is that it doesn't matter. They aren't draining the pool with people in them.
military_history@reddit
No they do not. People do not blow up like a balloon when their bladder is full.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
Well, their bladder blows up like a balloon when it is filled. This displaces other organs in their abdomen a little bit, and their abdomen expands a little bit. Not a lot, because a full bladder only holds 400 to 600 mL. But yes, a person with a full bladder certainly does have a larger volume in they do with an empty bladder.
mcchanical@reddit
Where is the slightly more liquid coming from? The volume of material in the pool is the swimmer + bladder contents + pool water. When the swimmer pees the volume is swimmer with empty bladder + pee + pool water.
The pee moving from inside the person to outside doesn't increase the total amount of pee or generate any volume. The pee has the same volume inside or outside of the person, the person will just be slightly higher in volume with the pee inside.
military_history@reddit
Do you get smaller when you pee?
No you don't. You get lighter but your volume is the same, or so near it makes no difference.
mcchanical@reddit
Yes lmao, you do. You don't shrivel up like a balloon but your abdomen changes shape ever so slightly. It's like how people think tall buildings don't move. They do, they have to in order to absorb stresses, but because the movement is small relative to their scale people dismiss it.
When your belly is full you get bloated, the food fills and stretches the space it's in. The same goes for your bladder, just on a smaller scale. When you REALLY need to pee, you are slightly bloated. It's not a large volume but it is a volume and just because it isn't obvious doesn't mean it escapes the laws of physics.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
Yes you do. You get about 1% smaller when you pee. It's not noticeable in terms of your body volume, but it is definitely significant when you are comparing it to the volume of urine produced.
Nipso@reddit
Fill a zip ziploc baggie with water and put it in a full pint glass.
Then open the baggie and see if the water level rises.
military_history@reddit
It's not the same at all. People do not get larger when their bladder is full and smaller when it's empty. Surely this is obvious?
TheRealRomanRoy@reddit
I feel like it would make more sense to have a ziplock full of air, and inside that, another ziplock full of water.
Then get the water from the inner bag into the pint and check the levels.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
Are people full of air? No. There's about 200 mL of gas in the intestines, and other than that it's mostly solids and liquids which don't compress.
ThresholdSeven@reddit
I'm imagining a rotation of people getting in the pool, peeing, getting out, getting a drink, going back in the pool, peeing again, getting out and repeat until it's overflowing.
mcchanical@reddit
Alternatively...imagine ten people in the pool and 2 people get in. Then rush hour hits and 50 people turn up and get in the pool. You now have a huge volume of water being displaced that needs to be replaced. When managing this constant outflow of water the effect of peeing is going to be negligible.
Op was amazed that water would drain and thought it could only be because of pee when in fact managing the water level is a normal ongoing process because of much more mundane reasons.
ThresholdSeven@reddit
Yes of course, I just thought it was funny to imagine a theoretical way.
Electronic-Trade-504@reddit
Its mad they didn't consider that more people = higher water level.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
I know, right?
Gintama4ever@reddit
Bro some fatties entered the pool and caused water displacement. If you took general chem u woulda learn that.
UKdanny08765@reddit
Oh god đ§. Iâm a swimmer and this is making me want to stop.lol
AmarantCoral@reddit
If you are planning on swimming at an elite level, I think this is something you have to make your peace with. American gold medalist Lilly King did an interview where she said she's probably peed in every pool she's ever been in and that 99% of top-level swimmers do it. I guess it makes sense if you're in there all day training and chugging water. I agree it's gnarly but it is what it is, probably something you'll just have to get desensitised to, like carehome workers and cleaning arses.
blabla857@reddit
A swimming pool having some piss in it , piss being 95% water, is in no way comparably 'gnarly' (christ alive) as dealing with people in care
Automatic-Plan-9087@reddit
Yeah, Iâve not been swimming in a public pool for over 30 years. The puddle was the least of it. Chasing poop round with the big silver scoop, manky sticking plasters, used sanitary products, blood from cuts and grazes, and my personal favourite - the frozen babyâŚ
We used to back flush the filters and top up the pool with fresh water on a Thursday. It normally ran at around 28-32 Celsius (82-84 Fahrenheit ish) but after the top up it could fall to 22-24. Not freezing but definitely chilly.
In comes a dad with his child. Barely able to stand and not looking happy despite dadâs best attempt at being cheerful. We told him the water was cold and he should maybe go in the kiddies pool where it was a little warmer. He told us his daughter was fine, he wasnât going in a little pool with a load of brats, and we should mind our own business.
30 minutes later and the child was visibly distressed. Shivering and lips and fingers/toes going blue. Told him he needed to get out and he just hurled a load of abuse back. He put the little one the island in the pool and tried to get her to jump in. Instead the kid let out a scream and her swimming costume erupted. There was diarrhoea coming out the leg holes, armholes, top front and back like a geyser. It was everywhere, all over the kid, all over the island and running back into the pool.
Gobby dad starts to wash the kid down with pool water, scraping everything off the kid and island into the pool, then wipes his brow. Guy looked like heâd got an instant tan and my colleague doubled over and chucked his dinner on the poolside. Worst thing? We reported it to management and the just said not to worry about it, the chlorine would take care of it. Yuck!
SlippersParty2024@reddit
I worked in a health club with a pool, and with that kind of incident youâre legally required to close the pool for 24 hours to let the chemicals do their thing
coyotelurks@reddit
That made my stomach lurch.
UKdanny08765@reddit
Ok that does it. I will not be renewing my leisure centre membershipđ.
Jaraxo@reddit
Not sure the maths works out on that one.
Average volume of pee per urination is ~400ml. Assuming 100 people in a pool and they all pee you'd had 40l of volume. An Olympic size pool holds 2.5m litres of water, or somewhere like Brockwell Lido in London about 2.7m litres. An additional 40l would make zero difference. The average human is about 75l of volume, so I'd guess that on a busy day there were just more people and the water level was higher.
UKdanny08765@reddit
I feel like Iâm reading the worlds weirdest GCSE maths problem đđ
wooodds@reddit
Yeah that's much more likely to be water displacement, how much do you think people piss
AnomalyNexus@reddit
Buckets worth clearly
Tactics28@reddit
A few buckets worth in a pool is nothing.
I genuinely doubt there was enough pee in a pool to noticeably raise water levels. Especially when you consider how much gets splashed out/drips off of wet people getting out
wooodds@reddit
Do you understand concept of sarcasm?
Independent-Tank-182@reddit
That dudeâs an idiot haha
Andre_Courreges@reddit
It is not normal to pee in pools
VexingPanda@reddit
This logic is on par with that other post I just saw saying a helicopter not moving proves the Earth don't spin đ¤Ł
morostheSophist@reddit
Only if they continue to believe their piss-volume theory over the scientific consensus that the human body is larger than the piss it contains.
Rather_Unfortunate@reddit
That definitely wasn't due to urine. Even a very small 10x10 metre pool would need a literal metric tonne (1 cubic metre) of piss to rise a centimetre.
But if you ever had to do pH testing there, you really would have seen the impact of people pissing in it, as I did when I was a lifeguard.
keesh@reddit
archimedes says what
gingeydrapey@reddit
Now I know why you're a lifeguard
Rh-27@reddit
Water displacement? More bodies in the water, more displacement there is.
dismantlemars@reddit
Ok, I want to know how many people need to piss in the pool to raise the level by a noticeable amount.
turkishhousefan@reddit
That science ain't sciencing.
fakesantos@reddit
They did a experiment on YouTube. Chlorine has no scent. It gets that chlorine scent you know and love, after pee mixes with it.Â
radicalbatical@reddit
If you can smell the chlorine, it's because there's piss in the water. That classic pool smell, is urine. A clean pool smells of nothing.
BlastingStink@reddit
Idk why people say this when it absolutely isn't true.
We had a pool at our house when I was younger and I'd been there on days where the water got changed and cleaned. That shit still smelled like chlorine. Even when the added chemicals dissipated after a week or so, it still smells like chlorine.
radicalbatical@reddit
Do the test yourself. 2 5 gallon Buckets, 3x the recommended chlorine in each. 1 no pee, 1 an ounce of pee. Let me know which one smells of chlorine the next day
BlastingStink@reddit
Buddy, I am telling you I lived with a pool for more than a decade. I've lived with it through various states of cleanliness.
With new water, it still smelled like chlorine.
Still-Ebb-122@reddit
Buddy, chorine is an odourless gas/chemical, if youâre smelling anything itâs not chlorine. It is well documented that what youâre smelling is the byproduct of chlorine reacting with contaminants and disinfecting them, most common of which are sweat, body oils and yes, piss.
BlastingStink@reddit
This is moving the goalposts, lol.
We started at "Chlorine smell is piss!!!!" and now we're at a whole list of shit.
To be clear, I never said anything about the properties of the chemicals used in a pool. All I said, is that even with new water and fresh chemicals the pool will smell like chlorine.
The water coming out of our hose doesn't have piss in it. The water out of those trucks doesn't have piss in it either.
Cleargummybear2@reddit
You're swimming in butthole soup, no need to worry about pee.
Comma_la@reddit
This grosses me out much more đ¤˘
Schrutes_Yeet_Farm@reddit
I tested the pH levels this morning. It's almost all pee, no H
__wasitacatisaw__@reddit
Believe me, a lot of people do
Worldly-Aioli9191@reddit
Pools have to be treated with chemicals to neutralize the risk of the urea in pee reacting with the chlorine or something.
blabla857@reddit
Yeah that sounds bang on, can tell you've studied this to at least a post-grad level
Squareybee@reddit
Little old ladies with weak pelvic floors are probably just leaking out piss with every stroke.
therandomuser84@reddit
The classic "pool smell" of chlorine is actually just pee
Connect_Entry1403@reddit
Absolutely, how do you think Michael Phelps trains? You think he gets out every time he has to piss?
Rrrrandle@reddit
The harder challenge is peeing while actively swimming.
Connect_Entry1403@reddit
Yes, an elite skill only the triathletes learn. They can pee while swimming, riding a bike and while running.
Do_I_Need_Pants@reddit
That chlorine smell at the pool is because itâs mixed with peeâŚ.
phxsuns115@reddit
If you're at a pool and smell chlorine, it's due to the pee and sweat.
Mark Rober did a test recently where he put chlorinated pool water in two buckets and the only difference was the tiniest bit of pee in one. Guess which one smelled like a typical pool?
Indigo_Julze@reddit
You know that chlorine smell pools get? That's made by the chlorine mixing with sweat or urine.
A pool with fresh water and just added chemicals won't smell.
AlmostGhost77@reddit
That chlorine smell at public pools actually isnât really chlorine.
Itâs the smell of piss mixed with chlorine. You can literally test this yourself and see.
Get 2 buckets : put some chlorine and water in one, put lid on.
Piss in the other bucket, put some chlorine in it, put lid on.
Return 24 hours later and test your results.
Actual Chlorine Water smells different than that typical âPublic Pool/Waterparkâ smell.
BrieflyVerbose@reddit
If you can smell chlorine then that is piss. Chlorine doesn't smell until it touches piss or sweat, the smell is the chlorine doing its job.
SHADYTIMES86@reddit
Oh sweet innocent summer child do I have news for you
lostrandomdude@reddit
I love seen someone take their kid into the corner of a public pool to have a shit. I got out, told the lifeguard and have never been to a public pool since
ampmz@reddit
_-poindexter-_@reddit
I watched a video on YouTube where a guy did an experiment where he put chlorine into 2 vats of water and added urine to one of them then left them alone for 24 hours. When he came back to them, the one with water and chlorine just smelled of water. The one with added urine smelled like a swimming pool.
freakstate@reddit
Oh yeah..... 100% Notice how quiet toilets are at swimming pools? Theyre just for number 2s
MidtownJunk@reddit
Swimming pools are best enjoyed from the edge without ever going in, especially if there are loads of kids in there.
OverlordOfTheBeans@reddit
Dunno, sounds a bit dodgy that, mate.
SatiricalScrotum@reddit
âOh my, this pool has lots of precious children in it, doesnât it? No, no, I donât think Iâll join you today. Iâll just⌠Iâll just sit over here and⌠âwatchââ
MidtownJunk@reddit
My thought is "lots of kids. Kids piss in swimming pools. I'll just sit this one out thanks."
MightyWingman84@reddit
Thereâs a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool.
Andre_Courreges@reddit
Peeing in a pool is nasty though. It just sits there.
washingtondough@reddit
I know a lot of people who do I think itâs rotten behaviour
Plumbone1@reddit
I pee in the pool and the ocean
Alpha_Majoris@reddit
Some pools have a chemical in the water that colors blue if you pee in it. I don't pee in pools, just saw this in a movie once.
ThereAndFapAgain2@reddit
No they don't that's just an urban myth. People spread it around to make people think twice about pissing in the pool.
BagelAmpersandLox@reddit
Thereâs 2 types of people in this world:
1) those who piss in the sea
2) those who lie about it
UglyDude1987@reddit
Huh wtf? No I do not.
royal_rose_@reddit
I donât but thatâs because when I was a kid someone told me thereâs some sort of tape worm type thing that will swim up the stream into you. Which is a true thing, I think, but thatâs like deep in the Amazon not the at the Jersey shore but I just mentally canât do it I spent way to long terrified of it and even though logically I know Iâm fine my body still wonât let me lol.
Jumpy-Minute6820@reddit
I don't like the feeling of peeing my pants. if you're just doing a quick dunk I can't help but think you might still have some piss in your shorts
lafnmatt@reddit
So thatâs why itâs salty?!?! đ¤Ż
Hutcho12@reddit
Youâre talking about pools. Everyone pissed in the sea. Except this guyâs girlfriend and her family it seems.
anneofred@reddit
Of course they do! Do you know how far those bathrooms usually are??? Itâs the ocean, constant stream of piss and shit from the animals within. Cum too.
youcancallmet@reddit
I donât know what the big secret is but I guess itâs normal for me as I grew up around the ocean. I wouldnât think twice about it.
Donglemaetsro@reddit
I got a weird look for going to take a leak as soon as I got out 𤣠There are dozens of us, dozens.
BellApprehensive6646@reddit
Many hotels pump all their sewer directly into the ocean.
ExoticBodyDouble@reddit
Exactly. His girlfriend pisses in the sea when she's in there and she needs to. She's just being prissy and pissy.
Local_Nerve901@reddit
I never have and never will Your disgusting in my eyes especially if you got your swimming trunks on
Adam_Sackler@reddit
I have never, nor will I ever pee in the sea or a pool. Nasty people.
vanastalem@reddit
Growing up my mother always would go back into the condo (we would stay oceanfront) to use the bathroom.
tzomby1@reddit
Pissing while you are already there isn't so bad, but choosing to go in just to piss it's just weird
LavishnessSimilar@reddit
Did you pee through your shorts or pull them down?
Your answer will tell us if your gf was right about it being nasty
draenog_@reddit
Genuinely dumbfounded that this seems to be a minority opinion on this subreddit, but I'll say it anyway:
I don't think pissing in the sea is normal, especially if it's busy with swimmers and there's a nearby bar with proper toilets. I think most people are likely to find it disgusting like your girlfriend.
The reason that people are so pissed off with water companies at the moment is them dumping raw sewage into our rivers and seas. âŚand yet multiple people here are apparently totally cool with it being done en mass by beachgoers because "the salty water makes it clean" or "there's so much water in the ocean that it immediately dilutes"? Ew. đ
veexdit@reddit
Raw sewage is a little different than a couple of people taking a piss. Raw sewage has had time to build us up and intensify. It also tends to have tampons, slimy bog roll deposits, and the obvious large amounts of turds not to mention a myriad of nasty chemicals and other toxic products mixed with it. A dozen people taking a piss 10 yards from one another over an hour or so still wouldnât make a noticeable difference to any kind of water monitoring level.
hmmmrmm@reddit
Hope you will be okay when you find out people pee in swimming pools
Honeydew0103@reddit
Thank you for saying this. The other comments had me feeling like I was living in an alternate universe đ. I wouldn't be okay with this either.
Also, if there are other people nearby, it's very rude and disgusting to expect them to swim in your pee. You aren't a fish. You're human. The ''fish pee and poop here too'' argument is absurd. I wouldn't care if a fish was peeing near me but I sure would if a grown adult was for obvious reasons! And then he did it again to assert his opinion. Are you a toddler? "I peed my pants again beside her to prove my point". Ew.
youaregodslover@reddit
Genuinely dumbfounded people don't understand that in this scenario, peeing in the toilet inside the bar still results in the pee going in the ocean, so if you're just disgusted by the idea of human pee in the ocean, don't go in it I guess? Also dumbfounded that people somehow don't understand the difference between urine and raw sewage.
Using a public restroom is less sanitary than peeing in the ocean, or being near someone in the water who is peeing.
gardin000@reddit
But if you pee in the ocean, congrats, now you have piss all over your swimwear. Totally not gross.
Brovigil@reddit
Some of these comments sound a little like "Hunting is evil, I'll buy meat from the supermarket" logic.
youaregodslover@reddit
Well put. And so many people live their lives that way. It's maddening!
Rookie_42@reddit
Itâs vile. Iâm honestly shocked how many people are willing to use the sea as a toilet.
Theyâre basically admitting that they donât care about swimming in piss, their own, their friendsâ, their familyâs, and even strangersâ.
I wonder if theyâd all be comfortable if they were standing there in the water, and a stranger came up beside them, pissed and walked away. Would that be acceptable to these disgusting creatures?
AbbreviationsSmart37@reddit
Have you ever been to a public pool?
Rookie_42@reddit
Not the same thing. For multiple reasons.
KingPing43@reddit
Going in the sea or the forest is the most natural thing in the world, it's what humans did for thousands of years before toilets were invented.
It's a tiny bit of urine in literally trillions of litres of salt water. Grow up.
draenog_@reddit
Finding a bush to pee behind in a forest is a completely different situation to peeing in a body of water that other people around you are actively swimming in.
plantsadnshit@reddit
Are you actually insane?
Have you ever bathed in a river? Or a lake.. or literally any place where a river goes into the ocean?
It's literally filled with animal piss, shit and dead animals.
Do you realize how big the ocean is? Taking a piss in a small beach area would be like 0.000000001% of the total amount of water.
draenog_@reddit
Yeah, I have. You do your best not to drink it because of the risk of getting sick from drinking rat piss, or getting violently ill from bacteria from human faeces.
In my experience what you don't do is add to the problem by releasing a cloud of piss into your immediate surroundings.
Like, would you do that in the bath if you planned to immediately pull out the plug hole and take a shower???
"Oh, it doesn't matter that I'm currently surrounded by my own piss, it's only for a few seconds, it's about to diffuse away into a much bigger volume of water"
Gross, dude.
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
Google where boats 3+ miles off shore dump their sewage. What do you think military vessels do with their sewage? - Submarines are under ocean for months at a time, they have a holding tank, that they "blow out" constantly. That's 130 sailors sewage in one blow, you think a little urine in ocean is meaningful, they are blowing out EVERYTHING!
Gliese581h@reddit
Everything around you is covered in feces molecules, so it would be okay if I just take a dump on your lunch, right?
NoodleNeedles@reddit
There's, what, 7 billion humans on the planet now? What was the global population pre-toilet? How many people are on that beach with you? It's a question of scale.
biscoffman@reddit
Completely agree. A few (or more) wees in the sea is not comparable to litres of raw sewage from cities and towns.
It actually saves X amount of litres of water from flushing
_RobCH_@reddit
You can tell by the downvotes that these people completely lost touch with reality. Dumping raw sewage is also not comparable at all. Reddit always loves to make fake arguments
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
Wait until you find out where EVERY BOAT 3 miles or more in the ocean dumps their sewage, it's not just garbage that washes up on shore!
draenog_@reddit
For all you guys keep harping on about dilution, none of you seem to grasp the difference between a large amount of human waste diffusing across miles of deep ocean, and standing in 1-2 metre high water surrounded by filthy scrotes pissing themselves a mere stone's throw away from you.
Allaboardthejayboat@reddit
Can't believe how many people think it's alright. And how many are so convinced that they're pissing in trillions of litres of water...... Sure..... But do you understand diffusion and concentration? Sure it's thousands of litres over there, but right here, depending on how many people are about and how close, you're pissing in such a way that people are literally likely to now walk up the beach with your piss on them. People throwing out microscopic parts per million of fish piss as a defence for wayyy too many parts per million of people piss that's now in my swimming trunks and on my kid's face. Ffs.
mrwombosi@reddit
Even on the shore there are hundreds of thousands of litres of water. Itâs not that deep (pun intended)
Allaboardthejayboat@reddit
Yes, we know. But it scales the further away you get from where you piss. The nearer you are to people, the less water there is to dilute it. This is also not that deep.
It's like farting outside. Sure, you're farting in a huge volume of air, but if people are nearby, it's still going in their nose.
Throwaway52753@reddit
You're weird.
u-yB-detsop@reddit
You're comparing concentrated black water to one man's piss? Even if he striked a fish with his stream it would be unharmed.
ghoulina0@reddit
Yes I agree, this is not ok. You find a toilet to pee and if thereâs none, squatting somewhere or pissing somewhere in the bush is better. Not where everyone is swimming.
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
Squatting somewhere? Are you nuts?
satantherainbowfairy@reddit
This is the same website that has hordes of people defending pissing in the shower so it's not too surprising
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
TIL there are people who donât piss in the shower
falling-waters@reddit
Donât forget the post where some guy was pissing directly into his wifeâs flower bushes every night and killing them instead of using the bathroom and Reddit defended him
TestOk4269@reddit
I'm not familiar with that one, but to be honest I'm impressed.
I live in a house with one bathroom, and no neighbors within 1 mile of me on a road with no traffic. I have a 13 year old daughter who spends an insane amount of time in the bathroom. If I have to pee, I go outside behind the garage.
I have pissed on the same dandelion plant all summer long attempting to kill it, and it's just as green and healthy as ever.
I do drink a lot of water, though. Maybe my urine is just too diluted to be deadly.
GaeSumo@reddit
Holy shit I remember that post, these people are actually disgusting.
Dalighieri1321@reddit
I'm not just dumbfounded, I'm a little disturbed by the sheer number of people who think it's totally fine. I mean, if you're in secluded waters and you have nowhere else to go, that's one thing. But if you're on a crowded beach with hundreds of visitors each day, I do find that gross.
Just because something isn't unhygienic doesn't mean it's not disgusting. You could pee into your kitchen sink and then rinse the sink out aftewards, and it wouldn't necessarily be unhygienic. (Supposedly there's more bacteria in the average kitchen sink than there is in a toilet after it's been flushed.) But it would still be disgusting. Can we at least agree on that, reddit?
Illbe10-7@reddit
This is an insanely dumb post. Do you know how many fish/whales/sharks piss and shit in the ocean? Not to mention die and bleed everywhere.
Dalighieri1321@reddit
Hey now, we can disagree with each other without being rude. I grant that I'm dumb, but I don't think I'm insanely dumb!
It's true marine animals do their business in the ocean. But disgust is aesthetic or instinctive; it doesn't need to be rational. Most people are fine with the idea of eating animal flesh, but we're disgusted by the idea of eating human flesh.
philzuppo@reddit
Yes, something that is not unhygienic may still be disgusting. However, being that the disgust is based on an emotional rather than an empirical (bacteria levels, for example) metric, then it should not matter as long as other people don't know.
SpaceMarine29@reddit
No. You're in the damn ocean which is choc full of animal excrement, etc. Peeing in that volume of water what is already the damn OCEAN has no affect on anyone.
coastal_mage@reddit
Sadly, no. The fact that r/Sinkpissers exists is evidence to the contrary
BellApprehensive6646@reddit
I hate to break it to you, but if you go back to the hotel to piss, it's going straight down a series of pipes then directly into the ocean.
draenog_@reddit
I can't believe how many people in this thread are saying this, but in the UK we outlawed dumping sewage directly into the sea in the 1990s. Sewage pipes lead to water treatment facilities to be cleaned up before they lead to the ocean, even in coastal areas.
There are exemptions for discharge into our rivers and oceans in exceptional circumstances which have been increasingly abused due to poor investment since the 90s, but that doesn't change the fact that in the 1990s a significant amount of money was put into routing sewage away from beaches.
helldogskris@reddit
Yeah but the sea in the UK sucks, so presumably we're talking about swimming in nicer countries đ
bowagahija@reddit
Me too. Usually I find these topics pretty predictable but I'm a bit shocked by the response here, it's gross
DurhamOx@reddit
Most people, or at least most men, piss in the sea
frulheyvin@reddit
this shit sounds insane to me too. i admittedly have never been to a beach, but if you piss while in a body of water, wouldn't it seep into your swimwear? even if you swam around for a bit before leaving, that's gotta be an unacceptable % of piss adjacent water on you by the time you come out... wtf is wrong with these people lol
zerumuna@reddit
This is what I canât wrap my head around. Are all of these people dropping their kecks in the sea surrounded by other people or are they just standing there casually pissing their pants?
cbirdie28@reddit
The thought of a grown man Iâm attracted to just standing there peeing his pants is revolting.
brunte2000@reddit
Piss isn't what makes sewage sewage. Nobody is cool with people shitting in the sea near other swimmers.
TheOGDrMischievous@reddit
Took a while scrolling down to find this comment! Youâre bang on the money, itâs not normal (regardless of whatever reaches the sea in the end) itâs disgusting, disrespectful but sadly not surprising. Itâs just a sad state of modern times like littering, fly tipping and people just generally not giving a toss about the environment we live in and just not being a decent, respectful member of society
Few_Application_7312@reddit
Not giving a fuck about the environment? Toilets in first world countries are filled with potable water. That means it takes resources to make it drinkable. Saving the resources to skip the middle man and piss in water that has not been purified and will dilute to nearly imperceptible levels is better for the environment and reduces needless waste. By choosing to piss in a toilet when you have a perfectly good alternative is ultimately better for the planet
falling-waters@reddit
What really bothers me is that nibody I this entire thread has considered that pissing while in the water inevitably backwashes piss all over you. People are even recommending going waist deep so that you canât even aim it any degree away from yourselfâŚ
Thereâs a reason this is the incel redpill website
Few_Application_7312@reddit
Guess that makes the both of us redpill incels...
drummergirl151@reddit
I tend to agree here too, a little surprised it's a minority opinion. If there's a proper toilet nearby, why not use it. I don't think this is a easy yes or no discussion point. I would at least not want to know if someone I knew took a pee in the sea. Unfortunately, you kinda can't unhear that.
My region's beaches have reports put out every so often over the past few years about the unhealthy levels of feces in the water. Maybe I've gotten older but I feel unsettled about it and it's changed my view on how humans should treat mother nature.
Few_Application_7312@reddit
So, it's better to walk over to the bathroom, excrete your waste into purified potable water, which will then be dumped into an ocean anyways? Such a waste of resources, and making those resources is usually bad for the planet. Far more ethical to cut out the middle man, and needlessly wasted resources that damage the planet, to just discreetly pee in the ocean. OPs only "mistake" was advertising he did it...
philzuppo@reddit
Peeing is not pooping.
Arcane_76_Blue@reddit
Ahh yes, a public toilet
which literally drains into the sea
CurrentDoubt3038@reddit
Cutting out the middle man who takes his vig--the porcelain goddessÂ
Bluewaffleamigo@reddit
That's from a sewage plant, not people peeing in the water while swimming.
Illbe10-7@reddit
This is an insanely dumb post. Do you know how many fish/whales/sharks piss and shit in the ocean? Not to mention die and bleed everywhere.
Content-Scallion-591@reddit
I feel maybe people aren't properly visualizing this.Â
So OP and girlfriend were at the beach, with a bar and the ocean. Ops girlfriend went to the bar. Instead of going to the bar with her to use the restroom, OP waded out into the water, peed, then came back.
It's is or weird to choose to go into the water to pee when the other, equally viable, option is a toilet.
Everyone's reacting about peeing while you're already in the water, but that's not what happened.Â
Character_Order@reddit
Iâve pissed in every pool Iâve ever been in. I go on mountain hikes so I can pee off the summit. I peed off an urban overpass onto railroad tracks the other night. I bought a house just so I can walk outside and pee in the yard. Liberate yourself
Brovigil@reddit
If you piss in someone's pool as an adult, you're trash. I'm assuming OP has at least some decency.
Red_Thread@reddit
Pissmaster origins
olive_dix@reddit
Also imagine being on dry land and pissing your pants. If you then walked into the ocean waist deep and walked right back out, you would still have piss on your pants!
That's what would gross me out. The thought of my boyfriend purposely choosing to lounge next to me in his ocean water pee pants lmao
Content-Scallion-591@reddit
Right like usually in this scenario, you're staying in the water for some time, not just slopping out in warm, urine-saturated garments.Â
The inclusion of the family aspect makes me feel like this family drives down the coast on road trips then points at the beach and goes "rest stop!"
sassylassy423@reddit
This!!! Yes!!! Peeing while you are already in the water is one thing. Choosing to do so when out in public, when other nembers of your group are using a proper restroom, and you choose : no I would much rather just wade into the water, pee in my own clothing and then come back and hang out with the group and talk about sitting in my own pee with the people who choose not to and walked to a toilet is weird!!!
Even if I wouldn't be angry about it as a girlfriend I would sure as hell would tell you to shut up and not talk about it.
Andre_Courreges@reddit
That's tea
reddogisdumb@reddit
Did he take a shit in the sea? The problem with raw sewage is the shit. Straight urine is not going anything to harm the beach experience.
gnitsuj@reddit
âMost people are likely to find it disgustingâ
Reading the comments, it seems as if you are very much wrong
draenog_@reddit
I'm ardently hoping that Reddit users are not representative of the general population.
bribrah@reddit
Bro if you think its a minority of people that think its okay to pee in the ocean then you need to get out more. I guarentee you the up tight and non social people that tend to use Reddit are way more likely to find this gross then the general population
mvision2021@reddit
I agree with this. It's gross because it's in the area that people swim in. Yes, there is decaying matter out in the ocean, but it largely gets diluted before it reaches the shore and that can't be controlled. To add urine to the shore when it could have been easily avoided in this case is laziness and shows lack of care or respect for communal areas.
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
Definitely American arenât you
draenog_@reddit
If I were, I wouldn't be reading this thread filled with a rising sense of horror that when I go swimming at a crowded beach I might be the only person in the sea that hasn't recently taken a piss.
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
Iâm a woman with better hygiene than most ans think itâs disgusting peeing in public cubicles over the sea. The sea is nature, pee is nature.
draenog_@reddit
As a woman who's actually a bit of a slob at times, I think that's a questionable claim if you're willing to piss in water that you're literally immersed in...
I pee outside in nature when there are no toilets around. I don't deliberately piss on my shoes and claim that it's all good because my shoes were dirty anyway and piss is â¨naturalâ¨.
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
We are talking about the sea. Not a bath tub đ
shgrdrbr@reddit
god am i relieved to eventually get to this response. thanks!! ++++
Charming-Mongoose961@reddit
I actually got the ick while dating someone over something similar - he just wanted to pee in a park or on a wall when we could have just walked a block away to go to a bar bathroom. Imagine how disgusting every park and public place would be if no one bothered to find a bathroom.
Itâs lazy and gross. And yes - going to the bathroom in the ocean is contaminating the water like you mentioned! Everyone made a huge deal about how gross the Seine was pre Olympics. I know Iâm comparing the river to the ocean, but if we can acknowledge that we wouldnât want to swim in water that has fecal matter and pee in it, why does it make you uptight to say that people shouldnât do it unless thereâs no other option?
Acceptable-Row-4315@reddit
Thank you, yes. If I was newly dating someone and they said the same to me, Iâd be done. And if I wasnât newly dating someone and they blindsided me with this, Iâd tell them why I find that unacceptable, and to please use to the bathroom like a civilized person.
Iâm so disgusted by the responses here.
Simplicci@reddit
Depending on the location, the beach bar pipe goes directly into the ocean. Not a lot of places care to pump their sewage uphill to be treated before they send it back to the ocean.
Superb-Scallion-8358@reddit
I had to scroll down way too far for this . People are lazy and disgusting
noon94@reddit
I completely agree with this. It is gross!
Enough-Variety-8468@reddit
Pretty normal behaviour, I'd rather do that than have to use public toilets or walk all the way back to the holiday let
marko719@reddit
We don't surf in your toilet, Don't pee in our pool!
OldJacobian@reddit
The city of Victoria, BC literally dumps sewage straight into the ocean and theyâve found it disperses fast enough to not be a health hazard
AutotoxicFiend@reddit
...wait til she finds out what all the fish have been doing.
sywcs@reddit
Dump her. Everyone does it
Mr-Shmee@reddit
It's the sea.Â
You've added a miniscule amount of piss to it. It is a (pissy) drop on the ocean.Â
There is a lot worse than that in there.Â
Let loose the fire hose my manÂ
namtabmai@reddit
Unless you believe in homeopathy, then OP just created the biggest piss elixir possible.
Additional-Point-824@reddit
Ironically, one piss in the ocean isn't dilute enough to be considered strong by homeopaths
dickbob124@reddit
I remember seeing that someone had done the maths on homeopathic dilutions, and the sphere of water for some would have to have a diameter of something like 33 lightyears.
purplechemist@reddit
Yep. The calculation I did was for a 30c dilution; to have one molecule of the active species, the sphere of water would be big enough to encompass the solar system out beyond the orbit of Jupiter. Not quite to Saturn, but getting there.
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
Surely that's a mistake?
purplechemist@reddit
Possibly. It was a while ago. Letâs check. sharpens pencil
Start with one mL of active compound. A 30c dilution is âone in a hundred, thirty timesâ. A direct dilution required adding 100x as much for each âcâ dilution.
So, direct dilution of that 1 mL needs (100 mL)^30, or (10^2)^30 = 10^60 mL. (One with sixty zeros) thatâs the same as 10^60 cm^3, which is the same as 10^54 m^3.
That is a cube of side 10^18 m, or 1,000,000,000,000,000 km. An equivalent sphere would have radius equal to cube root of 10^54 x 3 /(4pi), or 0.62 x 10^18m; 620,000,000,000,000 km.
But weâre wondering about molecules. Letâs work with ethanol. With a relative density of 0.8, our initial 1 mL weighs 0.8g, , and chemical formula CH_3 CH_2 OH, its molecular mass is 46 g mol^-1 so our 1 mL has 0.8/46 = 0.017 mol. This equates to 0.10 x10^23 = 10^22 molecules.
Go back to our original volume of 10^54 m^3; that means each molecule is held in a volume of 10^54/10^22 = 10^32 m^3.
This is a cube of side 4.6 x 10^10 m, or 46,000,000 km; a sphere of radius 288,000,000 km.
Marsâs orbit is 228million km, Jupiter is 778million km - so I probably assumed a bigger molecule. A typical bio molecule, say the steroid, cortisone, has a mass of 360; 8 times larger than ethanol, so youâd expect a sphere twice the radius to find a single molecule. And this is still small for a bio molecule. Digoxin, mass 780, would need a sphere of radius 2.7 times larger than ethanol.
You get my point though. The dilutions are insane!
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
Ok.
But it does work, whenever I've used it.
It's also prescribed in UK doctors surgeries too. Mind you, that probably means it doesn't work lol
AdFancy6243@reddit
It might work but it doesn't do anything
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
It works. Simple as that
AdFancy6243@reddit
Ok but you realise that anything would have worked, squeezing lemon juice onto your head would have also worked if you thought it would help
How_did_the_dog_get@reddit
Mmm sugar pills.
randomdude2029@reddit
Indeed the placebo effect can be a powerful drug.
tired_watchman@reddit
Of course you mean the "Pee-cebo" effect in this case đ
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
Er. No
OldSkate@reddit
I bloody well hope it's not.
There are two main reasons homeopathy would seem to work.
Placebo. Despite what some posters have written it is a powerful phenomenon. So much so that it's the main reason clinical trials are double blinded.
Regression to the Mean. A sciencey term which has a simple explanation. It gets better on its own. So what you ascribe to the pills you're taking is simply the body sorting the problem out on its own.
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
I've used homeopathy several times and it's worked probably 80% of time.
Why would doctors prescribe it if there was no benefit? Or are they doing it because the placebo is a high percentage?
OldSkate@reddit
Doctors don't prescribe them.
If they do, believing they work, should be struck off.
I've given you two reasons why it seems to work but doesn't.
Let's say you're bitten by a highly venomous spider/snake or whatever. You have a choice.
You can take the antivenom or you can take the venom itself diluted way beyond Avrogado's Point (10²â´).
Which are you going to choose?
Homeopathy defies Physics.
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
Bruh...... I've been prescribed them a few times. Not for a few years though, maybe 5 years.
OldSkate@reddit
Fine. I've made a mistake (i spelled his name from memory; though you seemed to know to whom I was referring).
Okay, you are making the claim that it works. Prove it.
Any Peer Reviewed blinded studies will suffice.
Cumbersomesockthief@reddit
What's a homeopathic dilution exactly and how does it relate to the piss? I don't follow.
jaguarp80@reddit
I looked it up on Wikipedia and still donât get it
Traxxas_Basher@reddit
Thatâs because itâs made up, BS, pseudo-science. It doesnât make any sense whatsoever.
rivenrottiebutt@reddit
Homeopathy essentially believes that the more diluted something it, the more potent. So since there's a small amount of pee in a huge body of water, the joke is that it's actually quite a potent pee elixir.
EverySummer@reddit
Itâs ok if it doesnât make sense. Itâs a pseudoscience and itâs not supposed to
Fit-Nefariousness794@reddit
Need to dig out my old a-level chemistry textbooks...
Limp_Ganache2983@reddit
Nope, Iâve done the same calculation and gotten the same results.
Fit-Nefariousness794@reddit
The homeopathy chat's absolutely crackers. Haven't laughed so much in a long while.
nixtracer@reddit
You haven't seen madness until you are the method used to decide what homeopathic compound cures what ailment. They take a nice big sample of ill people (IIRC the usual size is six), they wake them during the night and ask them to note down their dreams, then they analyse the dreams to determine what compound the dreams are telling them to use. This is obviously the right way to do synthetic chemistry.
Of course this is only done once per ailment so most of the common ones were done in the late 19th or early 20th centuries, and then never repeated.
jan_tantawa@reddit
Ah, the homeopaths are safe then, he pissed far to much to be a dangerous level! đ
MrAnderson69uk@reddit
H2Omeopaths - like psychopaths?
Adopted_Millennial@reddit
Yes but you can achieve that more quickly with SUCCESSIVE dilutions which is what they do!
TaintNunYaBiznez@reddit
I suspect that math is from Uranus.
Fit-Nefariousness794@reddit
The homeopathy chats absolutely crackers. Haven't laughed so much in a long while.
mo0kster@reddit
Yeah, but the water REMEMBERS the active ingredient... Doesn't remember the piss, shit, cyanide, plutonium etc that it was in contact with, but that's just details, man!
HumanBeing7396@reddit
I believe you have to activate the waterâs memory, by tapping it with a special wooden stick or something.
hurrayforathrowaway@reddit
Donât be silly. Itâs a magic book!
mo0kster@reddit
Better to do that to the patient to be honest...
FishPistol_@reddit
Isn't that the reason they are the patient?
OkSyllabub3674@reddit
Instructions unclear...omw to er to now have this homeopathic stick removed and i still have a headcold...
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Old-Replacement420@reddit
Ohhhhh. Wooden STICK. Thatâs what Iâve been doing wrong.
GrandAsOwt@reddit
I thought you had to bang the bottle onto a firm pad, like a book, but TIL Iâve been doing it wrong for years. So that must be why it hasnât been working. Or something.
realmofconfusion@reddit
Itâs a miracle, take physics and bin it!
Water has memory and while itâs memory
of a long-lost drop of onion juice seems infinite
It somehow forgets all the poo itâs had in it!
Tim Minchin: Storm
The_Troyminator@reddit
Of course water has memory. That's why water cooled PCs run faster.
MrAnderson69uk@reddit
For a moment then, I thought you were going to bring people chatting round the water cooler and some management directive for the water with the highest memory capacity, as the need to store so much crap the staff talk about when they should be working, and thatâs the reason youâve not been getting pay rises as often as used to!!!
The_Troyminator@reddit
Or waiting until everybody went home and asking the water cooler what people said about management.
Arthur_Frane@reddit
Fuck yeah I love me some 9 1/2 minute beat poetry
trefle81@reddit
There comes a time in a man's life when he finds his opinions can't be adequately expressed through comedy song, and he finds the need to write a nine-and-a-half minute beat poem.
This is a nine-and-a-half minute beat poem.
Glum_Sprinkles_4468@reddit
Although, to be fair, I don't think poo would bother the sea since it grew up with it. Now some of modern shit, our micro plastics etc I'm with Tim....
Mobile-Employee-9652@reddit
TBF "Storm" was so hot that men were supplicating to her nonsense and beauty...Until someone just went "Nah, not today sweetie-pie"
AJT003@reddit
A pigeon hole started to formâŚ
realmofconfusion@reddit
âŚand is immediyfled with pigeon when she says her name is âStormâ
(I bloody love that poem)
Fosphor@reddit
Sounds like La Croix.
Megalocerus@reddit
Quantum entanglement.
petg16@reddit
Mustard gas (organosulpher) and Lewisite (organoarsenic) and VX and Sarin and DDT in the thousands of tons in addition to millions of tons of ww2 munitions and theyâre worried about water mixed with a little salt and ammonia
DreadPirateWade@reddit
Donât you talk about waterâs memory problems! Water is literally older than dirt, so of course water has some memory issues. Letâs see how your memory is when you reach 14 billion years old.
agirl2277@reddit
Just a heads up, but your tongue can remember touching things too. Think about it. Body ruined.
SvarogTheLesser@reddit
Was gonna say exactly this.
Big-Finding2976@reddit
Does that apply if you take a turd and squeeze the water out of it?
SpiceyandSaucey@reddit
Can we please stop saying maths?
dickbob124@reddit
Why would we stop saying maths?
EngineersAnon@reddit
It doesn't take all that much to require the entire mass of the known universe per gram of "active" substance, IIRC.
lollipop-guildmaster@reddit
I remember a few years back when a group of scientists decided to commit mass suicide via homeopathy. They created their homeopathic poison using some 30 deadly substances, diluted it to the recommended levels, and drank it out of Dixie Cups, Jonestown-style.
For some reason, every single one of them survived. Weird, huh?
HermitBee@reddit
One molecule of piss in all the world's oceans is still pretty strong for homeopathy.
cochlearist@reddit
It's not only still strong, but the strongest imaginable concoction on the planet!
We're all going to be drinking piss now thanks to OP.
Planet ruined!
CORN___BREAD@reddit
Nah you can just piss in your glass of water every time to make the homeopathic mixture less strong.
TeaKingMac@reddit
Homeopathy is literally the dumbest shit on earth. How could anyone think that diluting something would make it more strong?
urGirllikesmytinypp@reddit
Iâm unaware of this branch of the sciences. Iâm going to go do some research
OddHippo6972@reddit
Thereâs an episode of podcast Sawbones that digs into homeopathy. Highly recommend.
TeaKingMac@reddit
The biggest of stretches
The_Troyminator@reddit
Most people who buy homeopathic products don't know what it is. They mix up homeopathic with holistic and think it just means it's herbal medication.
TeaKingMac@reddit
100%
The_Troyminator@reddit
I used to think the same thing. I thought homeopathic just meant alternative medication like using St. John's wort for depression or turmeric for inflammation. I figured some of it worked as a placebo, but some could legitimately work. Then I looked up homeopathic and realized it was all snake oil and purely placebo and not what I thought it was.
TeaKingMac@reddit
My wife was the same way
The_Troyminator@reddit
Homeopathy hate this one simple trick.
richardirons@reddit
Genuine lol, funny because it actually is true.
cochlearist@reddit
You are a genius!!!
Tehkin@reddit
thats it im moving to venus
rightshoulderhuh@reddit
Using this logic we drink piss all the time and not just human piss.
blusio@reddit
Would it be the oldest as well, going by monkey see, monkey do, i wonder how many people have peed throughout history. Like, I'm sure we're swimming in George Washington pee, Hitler pee, and Jesus pee in the ocean. Might have adam and Eve pee in there somewhere đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđđđ
Wraxyth@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
lR0ACHI@reddit
Isn't it beautiful to think we've pissed in the same waters as so many people? Everyone here who's pissed in the ocean, we've pissed on each other. It's beautiful and I'm glad to have shared this experience with you all.
GobHoblin87@reddit
Goodbye water cycle, hello urine cycle. Gonna be pissing down soon, get your umbrella.
GrayDayStudios@reddit
I guess weâll all have to stop drinking seawater. Fuck
Lex_pert@reddit
My science teacher in 7th grade (U.S.) told us that all the water that's ever been on earth is the amount of water that's always been on earth. Therefore, mathematical transitive property, every human on earth has drank dinosaur pee. So, really you, me, we have always been drinking pee, do we really want to know whose pee?
MeButNotMeToo@reddit
But âlike-cures-likeâ. So what would it cure?
Reminds me of the greatest homeopathic âcureâ evah: When Mork from Ork took a Mindy injection.
lR0ACHI@reddit
Will be cheersing to Nathan with every water bottle in the future.
HawkyMacHawkFace@reddit
Guess where the fish have been pissing!
GGAnonymous9@reddit
Wait âtill you hear what whales do in the sea!
No_FUQ_Given@reddit
Would it blow your mind to know that every single drop of water in your body was once someone else's piss? Hell, even dinosaur piss.
Voxbury@reddit
But homeopathic BS will frequently claim - I shit thee not - to be even more dilute than one molecule in all the worldâs moisture.
Lucky-Revolution1935@reddit
And after that happens everyone will start drinking Gatorade, because it has âelectrolytesâ. It will be found in public drinking fountains and used to water the plants. đđ¤Ł
Lucky-Revolution1935@reddit
And then weâll be drinking Gatorade, because it has âelectrolytesâ đđ¤Ł
BigfootSandwiches@reddit
No no no itâs not homeopathic until he removes his piss so that the ocean only contains the memory of his piss.
severinh20@reddit
Go to hell OP!!!!? đ¤
SaltKick2@reddit
Slurp
Fireal2@reddit
Whatâs the smallest unit of piss possible
HermitBee@reddit
1p?
EternalSkwerl@reddit
No it'd actually be pretty weak, it'd be a 45x concoction whereas most homeopathy won't really advertise unless being 50 or 100x
Fucking dipshit morons.
At my work there's homeopathic coffee (The beans were prepped with 100x water that had allegedly at one point touched lions mane or something) This is a famous tech company too. Bunch of fucking absolute goddamn brain dead fucking too rich for their own good morons.
LC-303@reddit
We do not have this in the UK 'homeopathy' here is simply having herbs, plants and mushrooms as therapy rather than whatever the fack people are talking about dilution etc. Big confuse!
Brut-i-cus@reddit
I remember hearing about how one of the stronger homeopathy levels would mean that if you had a volume of water same size as Earth's orbit from the Sun you still might only find one molecule
HermitBee@reddit
A vague memory of that fact is what I based my comment on!
LanSeBlue@reddit
As long as you further dilute, youâre good.
Mutex70@reddit
The water is gonna remember that piss!
OverlyDisguisedSquid@reddit
Tbf I read >one molecule of piss like it was the next ingrediant in a protein shake
seekingthesametoo@reddit
As long as he yelled No Homeo then heâll be alright
insta@reddit
pretty weak?
wait, strong.
wait, um...
I'm thinking these homeopaths maybe don't have the most sound science behind their belief.
MovingTarget-@reddit
I have an old beer growler that I make tea in. Haven't filled it with beer in a decade. And every time I drink tea from it ... I'm drinking homeopathic beer.
SvarogTheLesser@reddit
Unless you're diluting something poisonous or toxic to the point it is no longer discernable as present at all, is it even homeopathy?
BlurryBenzo@reddit
Doesn't more dilute equal higher potency in homeopathy?
mooshinformation@reddit
What really drives me crazy is that CVS sells that shit basically mixed in with real medicine. You have to read the back of the box to see it's not real and working in a pharmacy taught me that far too many people don't know how to read the labels...
Mycoangulo@reddit
What a business model though.
Itâs infuriating, but actually pulling it off and getting sales⌠what a hustle.
Donkey_Ali@reddit
Just wave your willy over some water
art_emisian@reddit
Like Noel Coward liked his martinis. "Wave the vermouth bottle in the direction of Rome"
pineapplesaltwaffles@reddit
Or Churchill's martinis - âI would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.â
Dunk546@reddit
Exactly.
But what's amazing is that by the point that they've diluted it "to maximum strength", it becomes likely that you would not even have a single molecule of the active ingredient in a dose.
Roggie2499@reddit
Their definition of maximum strength makes La Croix look like it's pure flavor.
TeaKingMac@reddit
Coconut LaCroix tastes like sat next to a drawing of a coconut
Roggie2499@reddit
Lemon La Croix tastes like someone whispered the word lemon to the can AFTER it was sealed.
Bunnzillaa@reddit
Yall are cracking me up !!!!!
N1XT3RS@reddit
Who came up with that? Snake oil got too expensive so they had to figure out how to sell water? Thatâs really taking less is more too far hahaha
grouchy_fox@reddit
Yeah they're saying that one piss in the ocean would be too concentrated to be homeopathic
andre2020@reddit
Not true, your urine is successed first,
Larnak1@reddit
It's also because he didn't do the proper shaking with the ocean first!
DifficultyDue4280@reddit
Additionally its not piss killing the fish
AddictiveArtistry@reddit
Correct. They want it straight from the tap đ
EngineersAnon@reddit
Did you hear about the homeopath who died of an overdose?
TortuousAugur@reddit
What about all those fish and whales pissing and shitting in the ocean?!? Fucking disgusting!
gottalosethemall@reddit
Unrelated but a fun little fact: This is how holy water is treated. You take a drop of the original holy water. , add it to some Dasani. That Dasani is now 100% holy water. You dump that in a bucket of water from a garden hose. Holy water.
You take that bucket and put it in a lobster tank. Thatâs holy water now, and those lobsters are sanctified af.
CookbooksRUs@reddit
Yes, but the wave succuss it constantly.
SnooSnoo96035@reddit
How well did OP hydrate before is my question. I like my piss dose to be precise đ¤đť
ColtAzayaka@reddit
Humans wouldn't have become a dominant species if it weren't for us working together. Ocean pissers unite.
Monsieur_Creosote@reddit
https://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0?si=YSRPCAbCkiuzX1pp
Ok_Nothing_9733@reddit
Wait is this mathematically true? New favorite nonsensical homeopathy fact just dropped!
Jolly-Indication6357@reddit
I was getting to know a guy until he told me he was studying homoeopathy. I had to google it and then also had to move on from him very quickly.
Vegetable-State1259@reddit
Pisslixer. Health.
freeeeels@reddit
Actually cried laughing at the "piss elixir" thing, thanks
SaboLeorioShikamaru@reddit
pisslixir?
Snuggleworthy@reddit
Pisslixer? I 'ardly know 'er!
calques@reddit
I'm 0.00000000000000001% convinced by homeopathy
spoonerys@reddit
Wait, thereâs people who DONT believe in homeopathy?
corporalcouchon@reddit
Not for long. There is a rigorous and detailed paper that proves homoeopathy works. It is conclusive and irrefutable. For your benefit, I copied a part of it and pasted it into another existing document, which I repeated enough times to be able to present the proof here:
spoonerys@reddit
My god, itâs indisputable.
KirbyWarrior12@reddit
2 homeopathic lagers please mate
Blaueveilchen@reddit
But his urine gets washed out into the Atlantic Ocean, so it doesn't matter.
Big-Finding2976@reddit
I think we need a big pipe that takes all our piss and shit into outer space, to protect our oceans and rivers.
Blaueveilchen@reddit
No, in this way we would spoil the universe even more. Whereever humans go, they will spoil things. It's human characteristic. Look at the waste we accumulated in the world, in the oceans and even in space. It's shocking.
corporalcouchon@reddit
You say 'spoil', but think of the laser show you could put on with clouds of piss in space. People get all excited over the occasional glimpse of the northern lights. The Space Waste Laser Spectacular would piss all over the aureola borealis.
Blaueveilchen@reddit
I rather would not like to see this. Just imagine the smell of this 'piss show'!
bundyratbagpuss@reddit
âPiss Elixirâ. Splendid.
ANoisyCrow@reddit
đ
Nuf-Said@reddit
Right, because up till then, no one had ever pissed in the sea. Not even the animals who live there.
KawaiiQueen64@reddit
This mf Noitas
GuairdeanBeatha@reddit
If you believe in homeopathy weâre all drinking dinosaur pee.
Oh_its_that_asshole@reddit
You'd have a hard time bashing the entire sea on a horse hair saddle for the requisite amount of times before it magically becomes effective.
Candid_Ad_9145@reddit
You might not believe in homeopathy, but homeopathy believes in you đź
FineAssYoungMan@reddit
Thatâs police logic. Mix 1 gram of cocaine with 999 grams of flour, you now have 1kg of cocaine.
Mindless-Panic-101@reddit
But wait, you still have to do a special kind of shaking!
TheOriginalJBones@reddit
Not so fast there, Namtabmai. Iâm afraid you forgot the crucial step of potentiation.
SultanOfSwave@reddit
Homeopathic Emergency Department
https://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0?si=BEU8vdk9tMH94fq3
ashensfan123@reddit
Biggest Piss Elixir is a great name for a punk band.
ThomasShults@reddit
Sea creatures have been peeing in the oceans for millenia. I feel like people forget that. Lol
PeterPalafox@reddit
Most people who âbelieve in homeopathyâ have no idea how itâs supposed to work.Â
SecTeff@reddit
Aye lad we all live in the small blue dot pliss exile globe flying through space
trustthepudding@reddit
If you believe in homeopathy, then we've all been drinking piss for as long as we've lived.
Live-Adhesiveness719@reddit
a Pisslixir, if you will
foriamstu@reddit
Stop pissing in the fish soup!
MagentaCloveSmoke@reddit
Goddamn 1st graders!!
zimbabweinflation@reddit
Pislixir
GhostsOfTheCivilDead@reddit
*minuscule
lil_red_irish@reddit
I'm now reminded of the Tim Minchin Storm bit (YouTube it if you don't know it).
arbemo1958@reddit
Just remind her that all that water has been part of someones body at some point too.
Naturestimbits@reddit
River Ganges might disagree
GrantSRobertson@reddit
No. You would have to tap the ocean on the edge of the table 1,000 times.
2Nothraki2Ded@reddit
A lightbulb just went off in a ten thousand thot's brains simultaneously after your birthed that thought into the universe.
OrganizationOk5418@reddit
This
Double-Hard_Bastard@reddit
Unless you believe in useless, made-up bullshit then OP just created the biggest piss elixir possible.
Fixed it for ya.
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
It's interesting that you seem quite proud that your waste fluid is actually a part of you :D
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Have seen how much cum blue whales dump in the sea? And she's whinging over a pea,đ
wotnobutyesbutnobut@reddit
I've clearly found my people. On a school trip us parent helpers had a mass debate about the size of a whale's willy and associated fluids đ¤Ł
richardirons@reddit
Yeah I bet you were âmass debatingâ over the thought of emasculating whale penises for ages.
wotnobutyesbutnobut@reddit
đ¤Łđ
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
The blue whale ejaculates 40 tons of sperm, and, only 10% goes into the female.
cracked_pepper77@reddit
So boy whales dump cum outside of girl whales? Just swimming around, shoting their loads, willy nilly? Cool
grubbygromit@reddit
Your search history must be interesting...
chaoticchemicals@reddit
I looked this up years ago during a pub argument, it's on average 40 litres at a time!
Thingisby@reddit
That's like at least 3 wees!!
simpletransgirl@reddit
(I'm going to be that person) a human can hold up to 4litres of pee (or this is based on info I know as I may of found out through unfortunate circumstances) if you held 4litres in your bladder everytime you went out for a piss. It would be 10x4 = 40 so you would pee 10times to match the whale.
Bforbrilliantt@reddit
My record was 900 millilitres and I was absolutely jonesing for the toilet and took over a minute to pee it out. I'm not sure how you get to 4 liters unless some pipe is blocked and I bet that's a painful hospital job!
Future_Meeting_6682@reddit
Nurse here! I think the maximum is around 1.2 liters before the bladder is at risk of rupturing, usually post operatively or after having a catheter the bladder goes 'sleepy' and I've experienced this, and held around 1 litre and it was agonising, I demanded to be re-catheterised and that was what was painfully drained đŹ
Bforbrilliantt@reddit
I do remember watching on TV an operation on a cat that was retaining urine. I recall the vet saying the bladder filled to two pints (or was it 1 but either is a huge quantity for a cat). They installed one of those plastic taps (like you find on wine boxes) to keep draining it until the surgery was healed. Either way I bet that was the most satisfying piss of the cat's life!
ohgeeLA@reddit
Agree, 4L guy is making stuff up. Maximum Iâve seen is 2 liters and that guy had severe swelling of the kidneys and kidney failure so it was more that the urine came from enlarged kidneys; thereâs 0 chance a normal bladder can hold 4L.
ManiacalLaughtr@reddit
I had 1.5L - 3L for about two weeks when recovering from multiple organ failure. Once my kidneys stopped nosediving, the volume dropped significantly despite still being on lasix ( .5L - 2L ).
I have peed for over a minute straight, and let me tell you that sucked so much.
foley800@reddit
400 milliliters maybe? Even 1 liter, but 4 liters sounds impossible for a human!
CrazyHuskyDad@reddit
Is the capacity age-dependent? Iâm asking for a friend!
simpletransgirl@reddit
Not a clue. My dad had it when after surgery for a day he couldn't piss.
Thingisby@reddit
Yeah so at least three wees
ratsmay@reddit
Technically correct is the best correct. Bravissimo!
IrishSkillet@reddit
Iâm calling bullshit on 4 liters.
PerformanceRadiant@reddit
Bladder holds about ~400mL or 4 liters until you donât have a choice and itâs voided whether you like it or not
Hot-Hat5989@reddit
I LOL'd :)
CR1SBO@reddit
Maybe if you're thirsty, I don't think I could get through that myself
FootballPublic7974@reddit
Bukkake Central!!
sp4rk15@reddit
Whatâs bukkake? Yup. Iâm asking Reddit instead of googling it. Letâs see how this plays out. DMs wonât be opened.
Complex-Train7414@reddit
Well itâs sorta like one of those Avon parties women have where they try different kinds of moisturiser
Bukkake is similar, people gather and donate organic all natural face cream and afterwards her complexion will be⌠something else thatâs for sure
Sennika@reddit
You forgot to say that they only donate to the one female, the host.
Apart from that, I think this is the most non expletive, non invasive way to explain what it is. Though I'm really hoping they do actually understand and don't ask for further clarification because that might be tricky and might need to include the word "gigedy"..... đ¤Ł
Sennika@reddit
And OP was wondering why he got a warning for this post..................... đ¤ I can't for the life of me wonder why đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
chaoticchemicals@reddit
I used to work in advertising and marketing and used to run the adult interest section in regional publications. I got into massive trouble for advertising a bukkake party. I got hauled in front of the MD !
aezy01@reddit
The MD wasnât expecting you turn up, but I bet their face was a picture when you came.
dmmeyourfloof@reddit
Like a plasterer's radio.
Mugabe-Bukkake-Party@reddit
Oh hi
chaoticchemicals@reddit
Haha I nearly lost my job.
collector-x@reddit
The keyword here is nearly. Lol
queen_of_potato@reddit
Why did you get in trouble?
chaoticchemicals@reddit
Because it wasnt an adult magazine and it was just the regional free ads that carried an "adult interest section" this was nearly twenty years ago
queen_of_potato@reddit
So bukkake wasn't an acceptable adult interest?
Genuinely interested btw, and a bit annoyed on your behalf if noone specified being anti bukkake
PossumMcPossum@reddit
I'm more intrigued as to the wording of the advert...
GreyAzazel@reddit
Cum one. Cum all.
LemmyLola@reddit
Blukkake
Turbulent_Lupo_3176@reddit
I hope they are eating pineapple
JayEll1969@reddit
Beluga Bukkake - Having a whale of a time!
crankgirl@reddit
Sounds like exotic sushi.
Lapras_Lass@reddit
Google shirako. It is!
Lapras_Lass@reddit
Bluekakke
Pagan_MoonUK@reddit
Well I have learnt something today đŻđŹđ¤Ł
egonspenglersteacup@reddit
No wonder the sea is salty
ThinkFree@reddit
Peter North vibes
AccessibleBeige@reddit
Welp, that's a fun fact I wish I could unlearn. đ
New_Builder8597@reddit
oh God, whose job was it to capture and measure that - just so I can tell my grand kids that's a job they might want to think twice about.
Mindless-Panic-101@reddit
You officially won the very best pub argument.
TrooperCam@reddit
I want to go drinking with you.
Delicious_Message496@reddit
Donât give OF girls ideas
NegotiationTough5346@reddit
Thatâs why the ocean is salty
pedrothemartian@reddit
No wonder itâs so salty
jpjimm@reddit
Do they do a low moan in whalesong when it happens. Actually don't worry Ill google it on my wifes laptop.
CrotchPotato@reddit
Youâll find it in her history anyway
HighAsFucDosHornsRUp@reddit
So thereâs a chance Iâve guzzled whale jizz, neat!
haphazard72@reddit
So you donât do 40 litres yourself? I thought I was normalâŚ
Tacklestiffener@reddit
Blimey, I nearly pass out with one litre. What?
wine-o-saur@reddit
Just drink it in small sips you'll be fine.
LilKangarule@reddit
What I want to know is who measured, how it was done and why? đ
MissMizu@reddit
Thanks. Thatâs a fact Iâm never going to forget. And my excuse for knowing this is pretty poor.
MangoKakigori@reddit
You must have failed that quiz because itâs approximately 20litres
And every last drop is just as tasty to swim though as the drop before it!
chaoticchemicals@reddit
It wasn't a quiz, more an idle pondering. It was a long time ago :)
Quality_Cabbage@reddit
You have to admire their spunk.
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Actually, I found it in a meme, and then investigated it. Sad I know, but it's about 30 odd gallons per ejaculation.
Ze_Gremlin@reddit
So THATs why the sea is so salty
DaveKasz@reddit
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
NeedaBiggerPiece@reddit
Dave swallow's
MostDopeMozzy@reddit
So the sea salt in my kitchen cabinet is just dried whale cum??
Ze_Gremlin@reddit
You though the fact that it was white was just a coincidence?
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Yup, whale cum.
AliVista_LilSista@reddit
Okey dokey I'll be the fun-fact girl at the next party, won't I.
SnoopDeLaRoup@reddit
*welcome
simpletransgirl@reddit
To the cum zone
Majestic_Cable_6306@reddit
đđđđđđđđ
hoihhhuhh@reddit
Water
BollockOff@reddit
https://imgur.com/a/6f4KDtP
anomalous_cowherd@reddit
Hard water.
MarilynMonroesLibido@reddit
We need to start feeding whales pineapple.
Nuker-79@reddit
Incorrect, itâs because OPs GF had a dip in the sea
Death_By_Stere0@reddit
Dammit, I just posted that EXACT comment, even with the same capitalisation. I'm gonna have to delete it now or I'll look like a bot. Thanks a lot.
Ze_Gremlin@reddit
Sounds suspiciously like te type of thing a bot trying to pass as human would say to cover it's tracks..
Tell me.. what is love?
rjd2point1@reddit
girldrinkdrunk@reddit
Wow, thatâs about half the amount blasted in my face front row at a GWAR show in the early 90âs
dmmeyourfloof@reddit
I mean, yes that would be odd.
Bad_UsernameJoke94@reddit
I thought this said, "Then ingested it" and I was deeply concerned.
JagmeetSingh2@reddit
Yea dude said that like it was common knowledge to think about that
ElderberryCorrect873@reddit
He watches that guy on YouTube that does the animal videos he said I think 10 gallons at a time for a blue whale
chaoticchemicals@reddit
You can always tell when I've been to the pub. I remember once trying to explain why we'd been looking up Tupperware porn ( proving time 34 ).
Iconospasm@reddit
Whale bukkake đđąđŚ
ThePumpk1nMaster@reddit
He was originally looking for sperm whales and went down a hole
Sim0nsaysshh@reddit
Mm sperm whale
Elgin225@reddit
Brilliant!
Additional_Olive3318@reddit
Regular Chandler, that guy.Â
glitterswirl@reddit
Or: they simply watched a nature documentary. Blue whales' testicles weigh a literal ton, and are so big they are kept inside of the body. Their penis looks like a giant worm that's (iirc) about 2 metres long.
Then just the sheer size of a blue whale. A creature with blood vessels so large a grown man could swim down some of them. So obviously the volume of anything they excrete (semen, urine, feces etc) is going to be a heck of a lot.
Fit-Dragonfruit-4405@reddit
You have me thinking about my search history now. I'm totally getting investigated.
shrewpygmy@reddit
The RSPCA are watching
Competitive_Alps_514@reddit
Plus the injunctions against visiting sea world centres and all their affiliates.
ZuckDeBalzac@reddit
Whales single-handedly keeping up the salt levels đŞ
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Yup, and imagine how much gets into your mouth when you're out there swimming in it, yuck.
axelrexangelfish@reddit
Iâm unhappyâŚâŚ
PulpHouseHorror@reddit
âYuckâ? Speak for yourself.
MeowMichelleV@reddit
Wouldnât be most of ours first times so
Drunken-monk6969@reddit
What if we are swimming in whaleâs cum?
LessInThought@reddit
Pollen is technically plant cum, so yes, we've been sniffing cum our entire lives.
neorapsta@reddit
When you hear about sea scum, you're a really hearing about sea's cum.
Slightly_H41nous@reddit
Yum*
MysteryRockClub@reddit
About the same amount that gets in my mouth when I'm at home
Dependent_Working_38@reddit
Like, for free??
FootballPublic7974@reddit
None at all... The sea is really really big.
AdAdditional8500@reddit
It was a joke bud..
Jonah_the_Whale@reddit
I do my best.
Plus-Dare-2746@reddit
Except they're not using their hands, because they don't have any....
Drunken-monk6969@reddit
Single fin-ly
HodorBoner@reddit
That's the reason why the sea is salty
Spec187@reddit
Sigh....
unzips
Mysterious-Bee-3469@reddit
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Megalocerus@reddit
I think it was more whipping out the old faucet. It didn't sound like he was waist deep.
Derric_the_Derp@reddit
Wait til you hear about trees.
Yeah, you're breathing that.
thischangeseverythin@reddit
I looked up "whale tail cum dump" and I got interesting results.
ironyinsideme@reddit
As an American I have to say this entire thread but in particular your comment is absolutely hilarious đ¤Ł
SilliestSighBen@reddit
I bet that stuff is good for the hair and skin...gives me ideas!
momma_of_50@reddit
Well, my beach days are over. Thank you.
BullTerrierMomm@reddit
The difference being the blue whale canât get out of the ocean and go find a public restroom so that may not really persuade her as an argument. That said, I think 0Pis NTA.
Kooky_Pipe_8268@reddit
ROFLMAO
Kirstemis@reddit
Surely whales only dump semen into other whales.
mr-nefarious@reddit
40 gallons at a time
Blank_Canvas21@reddit
Fish fuck in water. Thatâs why I drink Brawndo.
Fakress@reddit
And the fish doesn't jump out of the ocean to do their business either.
OwOlogy_Expert@reddit
No... But I'd like to.
New_Breadfruit8692@reddit
Yes, 300 liters = 80 gallons at one go, and I thought there were times it felt like I went that much, but pee basically gets into the seas anyway, it is shit that our wastewater management people treat sewage for. Now I could understand her getting annoyed had you shit in the ocean where people play. Or you peed in Daddy's pool. That would be lazy. But at the beach you might have to walk a mile to get to some nasty restroom anyway.
Adam_Da_Egret@reddit
Wait, doesnât it go into the lady whale. Or do they whack off? How the hell do they whack off?
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Only 10% of the blue whales sperm goes into the female whale
DubSak@reddit
Sure have!
Big-Finding2976@reddit
What colour do blue whales' balls turn if they don't cum?
Jawb0nz@reddit
I came here to say the same thing.
SugarInvestigator@reddit
That's why the ocean is so salty
XKXKXXKXXX@reddit
Let's not get smug because we're on land. Do you know how much tree jizz we breath in during the spring?
Death_By_Stere0@reddit
So THAT'S why the oceans are salty.
Blaueveilchen@reddit
...and all fish, sea worms, mussels, seals etc urinate as well.
MinuteIndependent301@reddit
there is a reason its salty
Dr-Maturin@reddit
Is that what makes it salty?
UndercoverEgg@reddit
Thar she blows!
GumpTheChump@reddit
Never seen this. Donât know why you know this.
Uneventful_Matters@reddit
Go find it.
GumpTheChump@reddit
Not googling whale cum. Canât make me.
T33FMEISTER@reddit
I always pee in the sea.
It's nice knowing a bit of me is literally all over the world now, in places I'll never see or reach.
But a piece of me is there
fugiami@reddit
Never thought of it like that brilliant thought
Witty_Photograph7152@reddit
But a piss of me is there
Fixed that for you.
Death_By_Stere0@reddit
Neil Degrasse Tyson once said that the atmosphere churns so much, and that there are so many molecules of air in every human breath, that every breath we take is guaranteed to include molecules that were once breathed by Abraham Lincoln.
I think this only applies to historical people because it takes time for molecules to spread around the glove. Still fascinating though.
OwOlogy_Expert@reddit
Where I think that goes terribly wrong is that he used the word 'molecules', not 'atoms'.
Aside from nuclear fission/fusion, atoms are pretty much permanent, so some of the same atoms are still likely floating around, yes.
But molecules can be -- and constantly are being -- destroyed and reformed into different molecules.
The CO2 that old Abe breathed out, for example, will have mostly been gathered up by plants and other photosynthesizers by now, broken up and turned into large organic molecules for the carbon (mostly sugars) and O2 as a waste product. Some of that may eventually be burned or consumed by animals and once again formed into CO2 ... but even then, those CO2 molecules absolutely are not the same ones Abe Lincoln breathed out.
Same goes for all the other molecules in the air he breathed. The most resilient (and most abundant) is probably the nitrogen N2 molecules ... but even those will eventually be broken up by nitrogen fixation processes in certain plants and fungi.
McMurpington@reddit
Someone did the math to prove we breathe in Caesarâs last breath on each breath or something like that.
tobotic@reddit
Yes, that's the version I've heard
Nexustar@reddit
Mine was that we've all got a bit of Hitler in us.
Not so impressive.
Marquar234@reddit
Lincoln breathed around 471 million times. And there are about 2.5x10^22 molecules per breath.
nixtracer@reddit
The cycle time for oxygen and nitrogen is long, on the order of millions of years. Even water takes a few thousand to cycle over from ocean to rain and rivers and back. We are breathing genuine Lincolnian molecules.
nnnrrr171717@reddit
Iâd like to think that, some day in the future, people will talk about my urine in the ocean the same way they talk about Lincolnâs breath in the atmosphere.
Whateverman1980@reddit
Maybe if your username wasnt so hard to remember
SubjectBiscotti4961@reddit
Glove?
SYNTHLORD@reddit
Glove earth theory. Itâs a theory but it fits
kwiknkleen@reddit
That, sir, is hilarious. Take my upvote Lord of Synth.
Random_Name222222222@reddit
And dinosaurs
Pinklego@reddit
And Sting
wilddreamer@reddit
Underrated joke right here.
human1st0@reddit
So probably some of us have breathed his farts too.
FrankLangellasBalls@reddit
What about his piss? Have I drank any of Abeâs piss?
wildskipper@reddit
Nah, Abe was just a really big breather. Had the lung capacity of a whale and the heart rate of mouse.
There was that time he went scuba diving on his hols and they had to feed him air from a converted oil tanker. No scuba tanks big enough!
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
It's interesting that you seem quite proud that your waste fluid is actually a part of you :D
Muted-Truth-6575@reddit
I think he just spelled it wrong "a pees of me."
foley800@reddit
Darn autocorrect!
childrenofloki@reddit
A piss of you
TurbulentFee7995@reddit
But do you go and boast to your bf/gf who is sat at the bar, that you just peed in the sea? I think this is the part that OP messed up.
prodego@reddit
Not to be that guy, but there are more atoms in a single breath of air than there are breaths of air in the Earth's atmosphere, so this was technically already the case lol.
T33FMEISTER@reddit
Oh no its that guy!
If that's the case, I hope you take solace in knowing a little bit of my pee is in your drinking water
prodego@reddit
I sure hope so
Crusher7485@reddit
98% of the atoms in your body are replaced every year, so there are so many pieces of you everywhere. Every human is a walking Ship of Theseus.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Thing I swallowed a bit when a wave hit me
muddymar@reddit
I grew up surrounded by the Great Lakes. I rather pee in the lake than go into any of the beach bathrooms. Iâve peed in rivers and on hiking trails. Iâve peed by the side of the road and once in a snow bank when the gas station was closed. Let me tell you once you get to a certain age you have no modesty and F off to stores with no public bathrooms. The sea seems adequate.
T33FMEISTER@reddit
You may have swallowed some of my pee, you never know!
SexOnTheBeechTree@reddit
And my ass pennies!
sansisness_101@reddit
R. Kelly????
Tacklestiffener@reddit
You both need to stop going to those clubs to be honest.
hermelion@reddit
I'm Old gregg
SlappySecondz@reddit
To be honest, you need to stop being so judgy. If they wanna go to the peepee club, what's it to you?
Hot-Remote9937@reddit
Now think about all the people who have fucked in the ocean...
No-Negotiation3345@reddit
And mine
TinKicker@reddit
And a lot of whale cum apparently.
Hot-Remote9937@reddit
The disgusting part isn't the fact that you pissed in the ocean. It's disgusting that you now have piss all over your shorts, and it's not all comingo out just by being in the water. Gross
Mrs_Jones_85@reddit
You might be pregnant đ¤Ł
queen_of_potato@reddit
From pee?
Z1-Z3NT31G4-0MN1@reddit
Ah yes. The impregnating urine.
Mrs_Jones_85@reddit
No, I was going off all the whale sperm comments above. Maybe I commented in the wrong spot?
queen_of_potato@reddit
Ah ok makes sense! I thought you might have meant that
FrostingTall5117@reddit
I almost didn't want to like this to keep the up votes at 123 but you feel the same as me
SubjectBiscotti4961@reddit
George Costanza has joined the chatÂ
notarealaccount223@reddit
I have the largest seashell collection in the world. I keep it on all the beaches across the world so that others can enjoy it and so that it can be washed by /u/t33fmeister's diluted pee.
spidertattootim@reddit
I'm sure Carl Sagan once said something similarly inspirational
Tacklestiffener@reddit
I used to train lifeguard (pool and beach) and always said "once you've trained as a lifeguard you'll never swim in a public pool again". A slight exaggeration but...... not much.
acryliq@reddit
I got yelled at by a lifeguard for peeing in the pool once. I got such a fright that I almost fell in.
MelissaA621@reddit
We call public pools "poop soup." And so many places don't police their fecal matter ratios anymore. FLORIDA!
Djinger@reddit
God, every time someone brings this up I flashback to childhood and going to the public pool with the kid down the street. Other kids dunked me and held me under and I gulped quite a bit of pool water. Got super sick, and still feel mildly queasy when I think about it even in my 30s. That was the only time I went to the public municipal pool; I stuck to various neighborhood kid's backyard pools from then on. Even though the parents and family might be weird (or abusive), at least people weren't standing on me underwater.
MelissaA621@reddit
I am so sorry that happened to you.
Watpotfaa@reddit
I was a lifeguard at a waterpark for a summer when I was 16 years old, and yeah, ever since then I refuse to go in public pools. Aside from seeing some absolutely disgusting things, we were quite literally trained to pee in the pool because we couldnt abandon our watch and getting a relief lifeguard was reserved strictly for needing to take a dump.
sanjuro89@reddit
I worked at a public pool when I was 16, lost the coin flip and had to re-enact the classic Baby Ruth scene from the movie "Caddyshack". Except it was definitely not a candy bar and nobody left the pool.
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
I basically grew up in the pool, competing and whatnot, and then worked at several . . . so I know at this point that it's too late. Although I do wear flip-flops now. I don't want The Ringworm.
I'm probably healthier overall, honestly.
NightsisterMerrin87@reddit
At my old job there was a pool on site. It had top notch filtration, was heated to about 30°C and got used by less than 100 people a week. You could sit on the bottom of the pool and wave to someone sitting at the far end. It was so clean. It's the thing I miss the most about the job đđ public pools just do not compare.
Distinct-Sea3012@reddit
Why i hate pools with kids in them and lakes! At least seas have some flow of water that is, but lakes uggh... and i once caught chickenpox from a kiddy pool - ours were littleones at the time..
Syg8@reddit
Isn't there a creature that gets in your urethra? I agree with op's gf tbh. Pee in the pool too?
KSRandom195@reddit
Thereâs a fun mental exercise about the sea.
If there was just 1 dead human body in a pool, you would not want to get in the water.
The seas likely have thousands, if not millions, of dead human bodies in them, and you likely have no problem getting into the water.
There is some ratio of dead human bodies to water that you are okay with.
AriSpice@reddit
Okay but a body in the POOL means you would be much CLOSER to it đ
At least in the sea, the bodies aren't NEAR me LMAO đ¤Ł
Think-Committee-4394@reddit
đđđ
The amount of bodily fluids produced by sea life, let alone the land run off of humans & animals is huge,
If she freaks about your little tinkle donât tell her that
A male sperm whale produces about 20 litres of sperm every nutting đł
Now you know why the sea is salty đ
Jimlaheydrunktank@reddit
Every nutting đđđđ
secondtaunting@reddit
Gross. lol. You just ruined swimming in the sea for me. Every time a bit of water gets in my mouth, Iâm going to think âsperm whale semenâ
Icy-Welcome-2469@reddit
Most of it will sink and be eaten by sea creatures at lower depths.
Also 20litres at a time sounds like a lot to us.
But the ocean is about 352,670,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water. 352.7 quintillion gallons.
Speaking of crazy numbers about 8 octillion life forms are believed to live in the deep biome. Thats a fun dive.
secondtaunting@reddit
Damn. Itâs like floating in a stew of life.
Dinlek@reddit
I have to tell you about pollen, but you better sit down first.
Namlegna@reddit
Why do you think the ocean is so salty?
Ocbard@reddit
The sea isn't for swimming in, it's for sailing on, keep a boat between yourself and the sperm.
s_harris1@reddit
So that's why my grandpa who was in the navy used to always say seamen hate the semen. Makes sense now
lil_red_irish@reddit
Not just sperm whale semen. Most fish and corals just spurt their eggs and sperm into the water and hope they'll mix.
There's a lot of sperm and eggs in the oceans.
chiPersei@reddit
And a certain amount of seamen semen I would guess.
UncleTouchyCopaFeel@reddit
Hey now, some people pay extra for that.
OwOlogy_Expert@reddit
Ruined ... or improved?
madpiano@reddit
It's probably a highly priced delicacy somewhere.
Think-Committee-4394@reddit
Itâs an interesting gross biology calculation
Quantity of biogas that produces sperm in the ocean Over Volume of the ocean, with an average value of sperm per kg of biomass
=Sperm per litre
SubjectBiscotti4961@reddit
20 litres of sperm, come again?
InfiniteConcept3822@reddit
Not right away. Give it an hour.
Decent_Quail_92@reddit
My friend swears by "Whale Sperm Shampoo".
I'm not joking either, his wife and kids are in/from the Caribbean (Antigua), it may be a "thing" there, I don't believe it actually has any whale sperm in it though, probably couldn't even fit one of the buggers in the bottle I reckon.
There's a sauce in South Africa called "Monkey Gland Sauce" .
Doesn't appear to contain any monkey glands either.
Apprehensive-Crab131@reddit
Nah but surely the whale doesnât just wank in the sea so he dumps all of it into a female whale no? So there isnât that much whale sperm in the water then and so much more piss
Due-League932@reddit
I wish I could magically produce 20 liters in one nutting
djp4099@reddit
They have to nut in the ocean since they donât have feet, hence no socks. Plus, no hands to hold giant tissues.
s_harris1@reddit
Pretty sure it's gallons, not liters.
blink-281@reddit
So sea salt is basically just crystallized sperm whale semen that remains when the water evaporates, got it.
Think-Committee-4394@reddit
Ready Seamened crisps anyone?
SubjectBiscotti4961@reddit
Most crisps contain sea salt, sea salt is manufactured in factories it's not actually from the sea, table salt is howeverÂ
hung_solo47@reddit
Lol no, that's not why the oceans salty. Unless there's a whale Nutting in your direction lol. Its from minerals
MelissaA621@reddit
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł excellent. Thank you for that snortle.
Logbotherer99@reddit
Lol, first time I sent my kid to pee in the sea that's what he did
newfor2023@reddit
Yup same with the oldest. Not ideal when we were there with people but we just laughed it off.
BeatificBanana@reddit
Reminds me of when I was babysitting a little 2yo boy once. He was in the bath when he stood up, and declared he desperately needed the toilet.Â
He was potty training, and tended to not say he needed to go until the pee was imminently about to leave his body. So rather than risk getting him out the bath and him peeing all over the floor, I told him "it's OK, just go in the bath". (I was going to rinse him off before he got out anyway.)Â
Imagine my surprise when, while still stood up, he screwed up his face and dropped a massive turd into the bath.Â
SquigSnuggler@reddit
This made me LOL thank you đđ¤Ł
s_harris1@reddit
"Bloop"
newfor2023@reddit
That's fucking hilarious.
newfor2023@reddit
That's fucking hilarious.
AlmondCigar@reddit
I think that falls under instructions unclear- lol
JohnLef@reddit
Magnificent little bastard haha
Alone-Analysis-570@reddit
Hey he was simply literally only following your directions lmao
LastSpite7@reddit
We were swimming in the ocean and my son said he needed to go to the bathroom and obviously getting everyone out and finding a bathroom at the beach is a PITA so we told him to just do it in the water and he was horrified and flat out refused đ
TreatFriendly7477@reddit
My daughter was the same, till I made her laugh so hard it happened. Now she's fine with it.
Mentalist1999@reddit
Thatâs what I did too haha, dad said go wee in the sea so I stood up at the shoreline, dropped my shorts and away I went
VictoriousSecret069@reddit
Yeah but his kid wasnt fully grown at the time of his first wee in the sea so it was much less awkward when he mad eye contact with his dad.
dmmeyourfloof@reddit
Good lad, can't let the world push you around, got to assert dominance.
ChanceGardener8@reddit
Where do fish urinate?
NoSoftware399@reddit
Husband and I were snorkelling somewhere and as we were watching the fish, they all let out these white trails⌠weâre literally swimming in fish pee and poopâŚ.
EveryFly6962@reddit
My mothers Labrador would spend ages splashing around with her ball in the water but would always get out to pee at the waters edge.
Local_Initiative8523@reddit
When I was little, my Mum couldnât be bothered to take me to the loo when we were on the beach, so she told me to pee in the sea.
Apparently I went ankle-deep into the sea, dropped my trunks to the floor, âloosed the fire hoseâ as you beautifully put itâ and happily peed in front of the entire beach.
So Iâd say that âhowâ OP peed in the sea is just as important as âhow muchâ!
Feisty-Cheetah-8078@reddit
Cruise ships will dump their entire bilge when they get off shore. GF is a pissant.
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
Every Boat on Planet that gets 3 miles into ocean has a dump system. Could you imagine the tank size needed to HOLD the waste of 6,000 people on Aircraft carriers that are deployed for months at a time? Holy Shit!
Feisty-Cheetah-8078@reddit
If you're going to swim in the ocean, just don't think about it.
Also, don't think about the fact a bunch of your sea food is eating that stuff and swimming in it...
Automatic_Role6120@reddit
However in the name of harmony agree with her and just piss in the sea without mentioning it.
Montague_Withnail@reddit
Exactly, where does she think dolphins pee?
Draigdwi@reddit
And all the fish.
back_again_u_bitches@reddit
All the other forms of life too go pee, poop, and reproduce in that water. WC Fields once famously said he wouldn't drink water because fish f*ck in it.
Mshawk71@reddit
Also, die and decompose.
Turneroff@reddit
At least dolphins have a porpoise.
Jarhead-Dad@reddit
You are my soul mate
s_harris1@reddit
Boooooooo
Professional_Yam3047@reddit
The dad has entered the chat đŤĄ
Krb0809@reddit
đ
Yarn_Song@reddit
Sorry but there's the door.
TheShittingBull@reddit
Just don't do it when you are drunk. Many people died from it, it's very weird.
Historical_Usual5828@reddit
In all seriousness I wonder if it could contribute to algae blooms.
Available-Document-8@reddit
Wait till she finds out the fish all pee in the ocean too.
No_Syrup_6062@reddit
I piss in the womenâs sink itâs much easier and you get less splash backs itâs truly revolutionary.
tearsonurcheek@reddit
Also, where do they think fish, dolphins, and other sea creatures go?
Balgat1968@reddit
Donât forget about the sea: Fish fuck in it.
ReedPhillips@reddit
I'll a quote from Moana, "FISH PEE IN YOUâźď¸"
It's just pee
seabutcher@reddit
There is already a lot more piss in the sea.
I'm imagining an alternate universe where as the Titanic went down, everyone onboard went to empty their bladders before sealing the ship's septic tank, in order to avoid polluting.
This is, of course, wholly unrealistic.
If we wanted to keep the sea free of human waste, we are likely several centuries (if not millenia) too late.
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
Newsflash: Boats 3 miles off shore STILL dump sewage. - Submarines do it all the time. - SmarterEveryDay (Destin Sandlin) talks about it on his Submarine series...The toilets have a ball valve for flushing, when they pressurize the tanks to "blow" them out (under water at several atmospheres), if you were to open that toilet valve, you would get a bath of 1000's of Gallons of Sewage in seconds...So they "Lock-Out-Tag-Out" the crappers during "Blow Down"
RiddickChronicles@reddit
And then imagine we eat the fishes, octopuses in the ocean.
dww0311@reddit
Remind her that literally EVERYthing that lives in the sea pisses in the sea. Sheâs swimming in a great big piss pool already, so maybe can the drama đ
cudef@reddit
Also fish and plenty of other things piss and shit in there. No reason a human should treat it like an out of order toilet stall.
fixieblue@reddit
Ever look at a drop of sea water under a microscope?
Horrifying.
UnsnugHero@reddit
Yeah but Buffett has a wide quote about this âŚ
Ok_Buy_5019@reddit
You do know many sea life is missing and dedicating in the water right? đ¤Łđ
suckitphil@reddit
Man, how much percentage wise do you think of the water in the ocean has been through a fish urethra?
scottyman2k@reddit
My son and I both had a piss in the Colorado yesterday and was incredibly disappointed to learn that not only were we guaranteed to beat it to the coast - but that it might not ever make its way out to sea to merge with its salty brethren
47q8AmLjRGfn@reddit
First open water dive, we followed the instructor back to shore staying submerged when we came to a man standing in naval deep water with his shorts down, presumably having a pee.
We stood up nearby, the instructor spat his regulator out, mask off, nodded to the guy and said, "The water's not that cold mate....."
Ishmael760@reddit
Maybe stop breathing? Your breath is contributing to the atmosphere. The water in your pee gets recycled, itâll end up in the sea one way or another.
Cyrano_Knows@reddit
A single fin whale pisses around 1,000 liters (260 gallons) of urine each day.Â
I think the ocean will be okay with his 400cc or 2 cups.
Educational_Bench290@reddit
When you piss in a toilet, in plenty of places it just ends up in the ocean, I am sorry to say
Joe_Starbuck@reddit
In all places, every single one. Water travels in a circle, yes it does.
Pretty-Investment512@reddit
Divers urinate in their wetsuits
anonpf@reddit
Donât forget about the shit and piss all the sea creatures make. Weâre literally swimming in piss. đ
Mobile-Ad3151@reddit
Wait, donât whales piss in the ocean? Is she going to build underwater portapotties for them?
topsicle11@reddit
Donât tell her that the fish have sex in there.
gnuwatchesu@reddit
And of that miniscule amount, 95% of your piss is water.
Neacha@reddit
Sea Pee, Pool No
HereWeGoAgain-247@reddit
There are two types of people in the world: those who pee in their wetsuit, and those that lie about it.Â
WoodchipsInMyBeard@reddit
Omg your explanation of acceptable vs unacceptable is great
Immediate-Potato132@reddit
To quote Moana: Fish pee in you! All day!
Alexc872@reddit
Peeing in the water is ok. Peeing into the water is not ok.
starman120812@reddit
Lol every creature living in it is shitting in it, all those people on boats shits in it, its nature going to nature. Not a big deal.!
a_path_Beyond@reddit
Yeah lmao the world's oceans are disgusting. Matter of fact your pee probably made it slightly cleaner since pee is sterile (if you are not sick)
ResponsiblePumpkin60@reddit
And all piss goes to the sea. Where does she think the water goes when she flushes the toilet.
MamaTortoise22@reddit
Every little bit helps.
gregn8r1@reddit
Oh, that last sentence reminds me of way back when I was at a boy scout summer camp... a bunch of fellow scouts and I were at standing on a dock, being ready to jump into the water, when the kid right next to me just.... let's loose. Right in his swim trunks, right on the dock. He saw my incredulous expression and nonchalantly said, "What? Everyone pees in the lake."
zabrak200@reddit
To add to this she may not want to find out that every lifeform that lives in the ocean pisses in it lol
botgeek1@reddit
Fish piss in it...
NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA@reddit
you pull your pants down to pee in the ocean?
BeetJuiceconnoisseur@reddit
Takes piss off of the end of the pier
HugeRabbit@reddit
10,000 billion billion animals piss in the sea every 10 seconds.
Ainz-Ooal-Gown@reddit
Not only this but all the animals that live in the sea piss and shit in it. Let alone the countries that dump their sewage into it.
mihhhshellll@reddit
Submerge to waist đđđ
trint05@reddit
Wait til he finds out there are millions of dead human bodies in there too
Monkeyballsattack@reddit
Peeing in the ocean versus peeing into the ocean. Critical distinction.
GrandfatherTrout@reddit
âEvery little bit helpsâ
OP0ster@reddit
Just make sure you keep âitâ under the waves.
Dazz_Dazzler@reddit
TLDR; ocean big, wee small
Inspector-Praline@reddit
Unless you're Scottish... Ocean big, wee wee.
TheNewIfNomNomNom@reddit
Perfect! đ
TuTenkahman@reddit
Where does she think the fish pee?
herladyshipssoap@reddit
I spent a week on SOF and only peed in the sea. It was nice.
Over_aged@reddit
Donât tell her why itâs salty. Those damn whales having to much sex
oldmanhockeylife@reddit
I believe the ocean is mostly piss, with a cocktail of rotting carcasses and whale semen. I postulate that's why it's salty.
I'm sure a little human pee is not going to ruin It.
PopTrogdor@reddit
That's a good Dimitri Martin joke.
"This summer I learned that there's a difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing INTO the pool"
Seahearn4@reddit
Location. Location. Location.
Mind_Gone_Walkabout@reddit
You really pissed her off.
evthrowawayverysad@reddit
As a frequent wetsuit wearer, you cannot fathom the power I feel standing ankle deep and letting the yellow warmth flow freely.
Hell, if you're up for it, you could probably get away with it on dry land.
_daaam@reddit
There is a difference between peeing in the ocean near your friends and peeing into the ocean near your friends.
bennx42@reddit
"It's the sea" was literally the first thing that popped into my head LOL
Robbie-R@reddit
My 2 year old son did exactly this on a crowded beach. He was freshly potty trained and told me he had to pee, I told him to go pee in the water.......so he walked up to the edge of the water, dropped his shorts and proudly pissed in the lake like a big boy. My wife and I were mortified.
tikivic@reddit
Yes. Thereâs a difference between peeing in the pool (or ocean) and peeing into the pool (or ocean).
JusticarRevan@reddit
Humans are funny. Its okay to pee in the ocean but ONLY if youre waist deep in itđ¤Ł
house343@reddit
"there's a difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing INTO the pool."
Lufc87@reddit
There's a big difference between pissing in sea and pissing into the sea
EyeCatchingUserID@reddit
My nephew once got out of the pool and pissed in it through his suit. Actually managed to project a full stream. It was impressive and embarrassing at the same time.
BugHuntHudson@reddit
I heard someone comment just recently along the lines of you're swimming in water with all these dead animals and fish poop. đ
Shirtbro@reddit
And have sea worms swim up your pee hole?
professorfunkenpunk@reddit
Peeing in the ocean and peeing into the ocean are two different things
Both_Swordfish_9863@reddit
My brother's poopy diaper is still in there I'm sure. That was 20 years ago đ¤Ł
LiminalCreature7@reddit
Just donât admit to it next time. Thatâs where you made your mistake.
SirLostit@reddit
I got kicked out of the swimming pool today for peeing in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell off the high dive.
spadge_badger@reddit
What about pushing out a plump nugget? Is that OK?
Quick_Razzmatazz1862@reddit
Thought for a sec the haiku bot got you bro
ramencents@reddit
All true but if youâre at a crowed beach and everyone is pissing, itâs going to be nasty quick. But really the piss isnât the problem, itâs the fecal matter. Some beaches are worst than others. Parts of the gulf coast and Florida coast have high levels of poopy juice.
rnewscates73@reddit
Wait till she finds out whales do it as well. Does she insist they do like a swimming pool and change the sea?
neodymium86@reddit
The amount of fecal matter in the ocean is just astounding.
the_peppers@reddit
This is a great example of the power of perception. Despite the end results being identical, there is a significant difference between peeing in the sea and peeing into the sea.
Arathean@reddit
We refer to the sea as âel baĂąo grandeâ
No-Zombie1004@reddit
Who lives in a pineapple and swims in fish pee? SpongeBob, squarepants!
spacemouse21@reddit
This. Youâre fine.
Puzzleheaded_Put_623@reddit
Still a smaller amount of excrete than the amount of semen from marine life. And who drinks water anyway? Fish fuck in it.
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
I would be turned off if my man interrupted his swim to get out the sea to piss in the toilet. The sea is literally Mother Nature and I will piss in it till the day I die
IWantANewDucky@reddit
There is a difference between peeing in the sea, and peeing into the sea.
Thread-Hunter@reddit
alot of people pee in the swimming pool, nevermind the sea. Top tip, dont swallow pool water lol.
subpoenaThis@reddit
If you under five, mothers will laugh as I learned from my son dropping trou in front of a crowd of 500 or so to pee. He gave me about 0.5 seconds warning. Dad, I gotta peeeeeeeeee and then he was. Also seems most moms poke their husbands while laughing so they can see it as well.
Fast_Heron581@reddit
itâs a beautiful metaphor for giving meaningless effort âlike pissing in the oceanâ lol
tavvyjay@reddit
Dilution is the solution đ
Strong-Piccolo-5546@reddit
he was being rude to the fish. lol. Some fish has to swim through that!
doublediggler@reddit
Wait till she finds out about all the fishes and other animalsâŚ
Hjoldirr@reddit
The fish piss in it too
SherbertKey6965@reddit
Sounds like Half-Light of Disco Elysium just failed a check
Matthewroytilley@reddit
Just remember, theres a big difference between peeing in the sea and into the sea
ThrowRA_iiidk@reddit
INFO NEEDED: OP said his gf was at the bar. Was this a restaurant/were they clothed and he technically publicly urinated instead of using the bathroom? Were her parents there with them since she mentioned them? Or was it like a swim up bar type of thing and he hopped out to go swim/pee in the sea? If itâs the latter, this is totally fine and sheâs tripping. If they were at a meal together and not in the water at all, this is weird/gross and maybe illegal in some places.
barbarnossa@reddit
It's the Mediterranean. It's half refugee bodies by now.
SuckItHiveMind@reddit
Unless youâre in a protected area, like Molokini with live coral.
FiveWayMirror@reddit
âDilution is the solution to pollutionâ
jam__5013@reddit
& act nonchalant & casual, deep enough that the tide wonât wash out & your golden trail is put on show for all to see đ nothing to see here just an ethereal mermaid rolling about đ§ââď¸
robbersdog49@reddit
There is a huge difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool...
GoAwayJesus101@reddit
Does she know our government pour gallons of piss and shit into our rivers and seas?
Commercial_Effort839@reddit
Salt cancels it out
TheBulletThatCouldve@reddit
All the fishies take massive shits in that sea water.
mlorusso4@reddit
I always make sure to give at least a 3m ish curtesy radius to anyone around me. I think thatâs more than fair
TheRealSlabsy@reddit
We call that a 'Piddle Paddle'
PrimeLimeSlime@reddit
Besides, fish aren't getting out of it to piss.
Sharticus123@reddit
Not to mention every living organism in the ocean with a bladder is pissing in the ocean. That girl and her family are f$&king morons.
BJD99@reddit
When I was a kid we told my cousin to go pee in the ocean, he proceeded to stand at the edge of the water and fully dropped his pants to take a leak. One of the funniest moments of my life
Warrior_king99@reddit
Maybe let a bit out each time a wave comes in đ¤
theboozemaker@reddit
To paraphrase Demetri Martin, there's a difference between peeing in the ocean at the beach and peeing into the ocean at the beach. Location, location, location.
jgor133@reddit
In the words of Moana "fish pee in you... ALL DAY!"
StrikngRide@reddit
Haha, exactly! When you think about all the stuff already in the sea, a little extra doesn't hurt. đ But yeah, Iâll definitely make sure to keep it low-key, waist-deep only, no need to cause a scene! đ
SlightlyFarcical@reddit
Its where the fish pee as well!
zaknafien1900@reddit
Also does her family know where the fookin sewer plant discharges probably into the damn sea
Big-Finding2976@reddit
Do fishes do pisses?
Speak_To_Wuk_Lamat@reddit
Maybe she is a homeopeethist.
BornSlippy2@reddit
It's the sea.
Just shit yourself on a public beach. It's a shitty drop on the ocean.
I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS@reddit
What if the water's only up to my ankles but the tip is already submerged?
vagDizchar@reddit
Fish pee AND poop in it...
allcretansareliars@reddit
Where does she think all the fish piss?
In fact, according to WC Fields, they fuck in it as well.
Scartes@reddit
âSubmerge to waistâ wins the internet for me today
Nuker-79@reddit
Make sure they arenât anything but upright, deffo no hand stands.
FrannieP23@reddit
Meanwhile, Japan is dumping thousands of tons of radioactive water into the ocean.
Not to mention all the marine wildlife that excrete all their body waste directly into the water 24/7.
oli_ramsay@reddit
Exactly, why do you think it tastes so salty?
modijk@reddit
Ask her if she knows where whales leave their pee.
Christopher109@reddit
Yea and stay for a minute standing still up to your waist and get back out. No one will know...
No_Group5174@reddit
Wait till you tell her what scuba divers do into their wet-suit when they are in the middle of a dive.
cycling4funat70@reddit
If you pee in the toilet around here, Southern Water are likely to let it spill into the sea anyway.
CesarIllustrious@reddit
Show her sewers getting dumped into the sea
BigHairyMarty@reddit
She wasn't planning to drink the sea water, was she?
Sharps43@reddit
I'd say peeing in the sea is pretty normal tbf. Tf does she think fish and other see creatures do when they need to piss or sh*t? Flop onto land?
Tell her to calm tf down and get over herself dude đ
Good_News2@reddit
You can piss in the sea matey. Going to reddit for support on this is worrying. Tell your misses to grow up.
Itchy_Flounder8870@reddit
Let me summarise for you - Your girlfriend sounds as annoying and as petty as the moderators. I would use this as a sign of things to come and run as fast as you can away from her.
Real-Nectarine-2738@reddit
Your gf sucks.
MeanManufacturer3798@reddit
Of course. And if it was a swimming pool then your girlfriend would obvs be right
Just give her some perspective.
Every creature that lives in the sea pees/defacates into it.
The Uk dumps raw sewage into the sea (occasionally...along with floodwater)
Your bladderful would be a drop in the ocean...literally.
Easy-Photograph-321@reddit
It is silly to be concerned about a wee in the ocean but you peed right in front of her (like you know you probably peed on her?) knowing she had an issue with it? And bragged about it to strangers like you did something cool? Were you teaching her a lesson? Ew.
FoxMouldissue@reddit
Yes it is normal for women to get angry over nothing
SpiritualBrush8710@reddit
Do you work for Thames water? Or tbh any of the water companies?
Bubbly-Egg-2096@reddit
I used to pee in the sea, now I just piss in my shorts and say Iâve been in the sea
rosto1993@reddit
All see creatures âpissâ and shite
_coins_@reddit
Wait, so did she refuse to go in sea afterwards
SuperStructure5541@reddit
âMy parents would be disgustedâ
Fuck off, itâs nothing to do with your parents
vipassana-newbie@reddit
Wait until she finds out that the sea is actually pee from all the animals and sea creatures and trees
Odd-Detective-1188@reddit
She sounds a bit unhinged... So do her parents. Red flag, get out before it's too late
Other-Flamingo@reddit
I think it's astonishing that you are surprised that she was unhappy that you urinated in the body of water you were both swimming in. Is it a super rare thing for people to do? No, but is it gross, yeah, obviously.
Galathorn7@reddit
I am Greek, tell your gf and her parents that everyone pees in the sea, we just swim a bit further away from other people and do it.
Malc5639@reddit
So she not into watersports ??
AlphaEpicarus@reddit
Sorry, but something about "My family has been pissing in the sea for years" is making me crack up like crazy
"I WILL PISS IN THE OCEAN AS MY FATHER DID BEFORE ME, AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF OCEAN PISSERS AND I WILL NOT BE THE PINCH THAT STOPS THE STREAM TODAY."
runmemymo@reddit
Your GF just needs to relax
Feisty_Shower_3360@reddit
Pissing in the sea isn't really a problem.
Coming back to the beach and telling people about it like a proud toddler is not very classy, though.
sepaug-oct@reddit
I think you went wrong where you told her youâre doing that as a grown man. Itâs good to be secretive about our childishness as men, especially to our women
Old_Web8071@reddit
She's really going to be surprised when she finds out all animals on the ocean PEE IN IT, isn't she?
West_Letter6709@reddit
Where do the sperm whales pee?
And cum for that matter
Festivefire@reddit
It's the ocean. it's full of piss and shit, both from people, animals, and fish. Who gives a fuck?
yak_sak@reddit
Can't wait for the post about her reaction when she finds out what fish do in the sea.
notacanuckskibum@reddit
Where does your GF think that an average pee ends up?
Sweaty-Pizza@reddit
The only no no is dropping a duce in the sea especially if it is see-through lol
IndustrialSalesPNW@reddit
Your GF is telling you who she is. Pay attention and act accordingly
SkarKrow@reddit
Itâs already full of piss and jizz who cares
No_Fee_9517@reddit
I think the amount of whale sperm alone beats human piss every time
SpudFire@reddit
The rules I follow are: In the sea and need to pee? Pee away. On the sunbeds and need to pee? Go to the toilets. On the sunbeds and need to pee but also planning to go in the sea for a bit straight after you've been to the loo? Straight to the sea and piss there.
No idea why. It just seems a little odd to use the sea solely as a toilet. If you went into the sea up to your waist and then came straight back 30 seconds later, it's obvious what you've done. Everybody knows that everybody pees in the sea, but nobody wants to know when somebody else is peeing in the sea.
Money-Way991@reddit
Yeah this needs some clarification from OP. Presumably he was at a bar that had perfectly good toilets as well? That's what it sounds like. Leaving his seat to go and pee in the ocean and come back immediately (soaking wet and maybe covered in piss) is completely unhinged.
JEWCEY@reddit
The amount of disgusting in the ocean means your pee is probably one of the cleanest things in there. It would be more gross in a hot tub.
CthulusPorkSword@reddit
I still piss in the bath
Wtf is her problem
dmt_87@reddit
Wait til she hears what the water companies are doing in the sea!!
Zealousideal_Cod6044@reddit
Wait until she finds out what else the fish are doing in the ocean. She'll need therapy.
Educational_Rock2549@reddit
Tell her the sea is literally full of shit anyway. If she nags more, consider stringing along until you meet someone who doesn't nag. All the best brother đ
Free-Maize-1480@reddit
Did you sand ankle deep and pee or wade in above your waste?
Ace9919@reddit
Now you know she's not the one
Intelligent-Ad-4523@reddit
Canadian on the other side of the pond. I lived on the coast for 40 years, if there is no bathroom around itâs a very common thing.
GulfofMaineLobsters@reddit
I mean on average probably around half of all my leaks have been directly into the ocean. Usually over the rail.
sportsbot3000@reddit
Does she think when she flushes the toilet her shit and piss are sent to mars or something? đ
mulymule@reddit
Peeing in a wetsuit to warm you up when surfing is a DelightâŚ.
Aggressive_Ad_6573@reddit
Donât worry my misses gets angry when I piss in her bath, donât help Iâm stood at the side đ
Kandis_crab_cake@reddit
Absolutely 100% normal. And Iâm a woman. I go piss in the sea. You watch the sea from the beach and see almost all of the bathers over time dipping in for just a couple of minutes - and they too are ALL pissing in the seas
Realdeepsessions@reddit
I think maybe itâs time you inform your GF where your piss goes when you flush the toiletâŚ.
AWildAndWoolyWastrel@reddit
Bloody savage. Save it for the sink like a civilised man.
DarthSagacious@reddit
From experience, I donât recommend number 2 in the ocean. It floats up and eddies around you.
JKRawlings@reddit
She told me she had a thing for âboinyâ boys then did a full on shit in the sea.
stpetedawg@reddit
It only matters if you pee into the sea rather than in the sea. One way might get you locked up.
Dangerous-Fix-8190@reddit
Iâve one upped you I drunkenly pissed on my gfs work laptop and bedroom at 7am, the sea is a safe piss zone in comparison!
MoneyMom64@reddit
I just took a level one see kayaking course and guess what!? That is exactly what they told us to do. There are a lot of times when you canât land your boat, so jump in the water and let her rip. Number two, when you are actually sea Kayaking on the sea, the suggestion is to toss it in the current.
stickerseeker669@reddit
worlds biggest toilet
FoodPitiful7081@reddit
So I have a friend who went diving on a coral reef . Wax about 100 yards or so our and had an...accident; to the point where the water turned brown. Come to find out reef fish love that stuff. The group of tourists that were swimming that way may not have.
Moral of the story, it could have been so much worse.
feetflatontheground@reddit
Why are you telling your girlfriend that you went for a wee. Do you tell her every time you use the potty? Why this time?
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
After two years weâve become custom to each others routines, weâll brush our teeth and then sheâll pee in the toilet next to me, I donât really mind itâs only when she farts on me in bed I mind
nebulousprariedog@reddit
When my partner farts on me in bed we both giggle. We're both well over 40 though!
annedroiid@reddit
What youâve described is very different from telling someone you just went for a wee in the ocean.
Prior_Break_201@reddit
Her partner disappears into the ocean and returns back soaked? She asks, âwhereâve you been?â, or similar and he responds, âJust had to go for a quick pee in the seaâ. How hard is it to picture this scenario? I canât imagine this bloke just wandered up and went, âah love, Iâve just been for a right slash inât seaâ completely unprompted. Though even if it is the case, going for a piss in the sea is completely normal.
Itsalwayssunnyinreas@reddit
itâs kind of weird in this situation
Prior_Break_201@reddit
How so? If I needed the toilet and the sea was next to me, I would likely head to the sea for a dip and a pee. As opposed to finding a nearby bathroom or heading back to the hotel.
Iâm also sure that my wife would appreciate my honesty if I was to return from the ocean abruptly.
Is this perhaps a class thing? Iâm from a fairly impoverished, working class family and this is fairly normal behaviour.
Itsalwayssunnyinreas@reddit
i agree with you but it seems as if OP was at a beach bar having drinks
Arcane_76_Blue@reddit
Do you often prefer to use bar toilets instead of taking a quick swim?
DoobKiller@reddit
Ask her where she think the piss that goes into toilets ends up
InYourAlaska@reddit
Been with my partner for nearly four years now
Heâs been known to open the door if Iâm taking a shit to talk to me about something.
Ive given up caring now, from day one heâs seemed to feel the need to tell me exactly what heâs going to the toilet for
-Lumiro-@reddit
âUse the pottyâ is such a weird way for adults to talk about using the toilet. Only ever seen it from Americans before.
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
Strange, as an American, the only time I use the word "potty" is telling my dogs to go before we get in the truck. "Use the potty" is something that old people might say...It's a Crapper or Shitter to me.
SpikeGolden@reddit
Get off your high horse - itâs clearly meant to be condescending which you missed.Â
WeBelieveIn4@reddit
Itâs more common from adults with kids. People without kids are a lot less likely to say it.
Horn_Python@reddit
a toilet is essentialy a big pot for pissing in
Flesroy@reddit
was that not meant to be condescending? Because i absolute assumed it was.
saltedcrypt@reddit
it clearly is lol
Andre_Courreges@reddit
It is obtuse to say something like that.
jogon365@reddit
Iâm so glad Iâm not married to any of you people that shit in front of each other đ¤Ž
Daveddozey@reddit
Is it not weird if youâre watching a film and suddenly one person stands up and vanishes for a few minutes without saying a word?
lesloid@reddit
No, itâs not weird at all. If you really feel the need to say something you could choose âexcuse me for a few minutesâ over âIâm off to drop a log, had a curry last night so I might be a whileâ.
Ok_Objective_5030@reddit
lol the second one is funnier though
Hungry-Falcon3005@reddit
Married 17 years. We talk to each other when on the toilet.
Grenache@reddit
Iâm pretty sure people talking about how weird it is that theyâre telling their partner they are going to pee in the sea have never seen a member of their preferred sex naked in real life.
jonewer@reddit
Wife doesn't even close the door when she's going for a Brad Pitt đ
coyotelurks@reddit
Absolutely, yes. Why interrupt the conversation just for that? It's a small house!
KilgoreTroutPfc@reddit
Tell her is homeopathy.
KilgoreTroutPfc@reddit
Sheâs insane.
iatecurryatlunch@reddit
depends on your method. if you're standing at the beach, flop your wang out and pee in. i would say that's unacceptable. if you're in the water and discreet, it's game on.
gamecnad@reddit
Its a weird feeling with the equal pressure
betacuck3000@reddit
Sometimes it feels like it's going back in
YesIBlockedYou@reddit
Careful now, you might wake up the sounding freaks.
Yogafireflame@reddit
Well done. Soon people will come here asking what sounding is, and someone will share the sub. And then, well, people see stuff they were not prepared for. đ¤Ł
Adept_Structure2345@reddit
r/sounding
pogostickanalplug@reddit
tried this once, don't try it guys. not even once.
only a psychopath could enjoy that shit.
Yogafireflame@reddit
Bingo.
Embarrassed-Put-7884@reddit
Hmm what's sounding
Admirable_Cattle_131@reddit
I think you played a much bigger role in this than the comment you replied to
YesIBlockedYou@reddit
đđŞ
Happyberger@reddit
Things can and have swam up people urethras when peeing in lakes and oceans, sometimes with very bad consequences.
jsandsts@reddit
It happened to my cousin in the Philippines. He wasnât even submerged, the thing swam up his pee
Chode-Devourer@reddit
What happened after?
betacuck3000@reddit
Turns out it was a whole adult mackerel
Extansion01@reddit
Well, if it were equal pressure, it wouldn't go out, would it?
gamecnad@reddit
You have to push, it's a weird feeling
Hopeful_Hamster21@reddit
You haven't lived until you've peed in your wetsuit.
And jokes aside, most people who wear wetsuits do pee in them. Some folks are staunch anti pee, but most people do. Source: am a frequent surfer, snorkeler, and scuba diver.
pappyon@reddit
Thereâs a big difference between peeing in he sea and peeing into the sea
HappyLittleHermit@reddit
Not to mention the difference between peeing in the sea when youre already in the water vs going to the sea specifically to pee in it
Mission_Loss9955@reddit
Ya am Iâm at the beach and I need to owe Iâm going in the ocean. Walking to find a bathroom is much weirder
HappyLittleHermit@reddit
Not really considering the girlfriend went to a bar. A place that typically has bathrooms
Momangos@reddit
Not really itâs just not socially acceptable to show you junk in puplic places.
ghost-xiii@reddit
Demetri Martin
dr_wtf@reddit
How about standing in the sea and peeing out?
FireCal@reddit
I'd say it also depends how close others are to you as well. If there are other swimmers within 40' to 50', I think that'd be pretty gross.
VagueUsernameHere@reddit
When my brother was about 3 he waded into the sea to pee, unfortunately he only went in up to his ankles before letting it fly.
Mcgarnicle_@reddit
Oh look at Mr Hugh Jwang flopping it all around pissing all over the place like a firehose
FreeToBeeThee@reddit
I think it's fine if no one is around.
falling-waters@reddit
You guys know the piss doesnât just instantly dissipate and now youâre just standing in a piss cloud right
StupidSlick@reddit
Dude who cares just if you ever used a urinal you get piss splashed on you but you donât immediately take a shower itâs just like a bodily fluid itâs fine and sterile like calm down someoneâs saliva from a kiss is probably more dangerous than piss
renebelloche@reddit
It is strange how most people in this thread are approaching this from a pollution angle ie talking about dilution of urine in the sea.
GodzlIIa@reddit
Right. Plenty of fish shit in the ocean too, so by their logic...
RescueWeasel@reddit
pollution? that's their angle? i think people often forget that we are still very much a part of nature.
BlueTrin2020@reddit
Itâs effing Reddit âŚ
iatecurryatlunch@reddit
you can't help idiocy
weareallmadherealice@reddit
I peed on the great divide up in the mountains. That means half my pee went to the Pacific Ocean and the other half went to the Gulf Coast! Same thing just quicker.
FamiliarWithYorMom@reddit
"Flop"? Its not gross if he were erect?
Weed_Me_Up@reddit
My son did this when he was like 4 or 5. Walked up to the edge, dropped pants, bare butt cheeks and all and let loose.
iatecurryatlunch@reddit
yeah that would be fine if you're 4. if you're 24 maybe don't.
24KittenGold@reddit
You're more prone to UTIs or amazonian urethra invaders jf you pee directly in the water.
Based on your impeccable beach pissing expertise, would it be acceptable to get wet and then stand with the water maybe an inch below your urethra and let loose?
You'd be almost submerged for modesty, but avoid the risk of getting a candiru up your pipes.
iatecurryatlunch@reddit
if there is so much danger, you should go to the toilet
_Soci@reddit
pretty sure if something wanted to swim up your dick, it'd do it whether you're passing or not
queen_of_potato@reddit
There are multiple comments about standing on the edge and peeing into the sea, literally the first time in 38 years I've heard that idea.. like.. do people actually do that?
iatecurryatlunch@reddit
i didn't think people would to be honest, unless you're a 4 year old.
Astyanax1@reddit
Mostly. If the pee is washing up on some kids 10feet away that's not good. But yeah, assuming people aren't gonna smell like your piss after it's fine
mlorusso4@reddit
Personally Iâm a big fan of drinking all day on the beach, then going into the ocean for 30 seconds to âcool offâ every hour or so
BadAssOnFireBoss@reddit
It's not as bad as taking a dump on the beach and burying like a feline.
Potential_Escape4703@reddit
Dump her and her family
kikiichiban@reddit
Where does she thing the sewers go đ
Saltiestkraka@reddit
I mean itâs not a big deal, although usually not worth sharing with others đ
Brave-Kitchen-5654@reddit
Itâs because youâre peeing your pants and then walking around in it. The water doesnât clean the pee off your shorts.
I figured this out after my white bathing suit drawstrings were stained slightly yellow after.
It has nothing to do with the ocean itself. Itâs that you soaked your shorts in piss.
SocietyImmediate995@reddit
Dump her sheâs clearly crazy and up her own arse too
cfern87@reddit
Sheâs probably just more upset that you told her.
WhamBam_TV@reddit
I would have just shrugged it off and asked her: âwhere do you think the fishes piss?â.
Im_Lost11111111111@reddit
Tbh doesnât everyoneâs piss end up in the sea? She may wee in a toilet but it goes into the sea. Especially if youâre with Thames water in the uk
Huegballs@reddit
I regularly shit into the sea. I don't see the big deal
Puzzleheaded-Fix8182@reddit
Is she normally snooty like this towards you?
I am aware people do pee in the sea, but using a toilet is always preferable imo.
Important_Map5845@reddit
Where does she think her piss goes when she flushes the toilet
yoroxid_@reddit
Is pretty disgusting to pee in the sea. Sea is so clean, all the fishes make pee and poo in a dedicated toilets, every boat collect oil and waste in dedicated container.
Lets' don't forget that some country (like UK) they completely treat and clean sewage before trow it in the sea.
So yes, your 100cl of pee did destroy the whole ecosystem.
pix1985@reddit
Water up to at least waist height then youâre fine, stood at the edge with just your feet wet is a a bit less appropriate.
Rikishi_Fatu@reddit
And stood at the top of the lifeboat ramp is just not on
Witty-Bus07@reddit
Not something to tell anyone I feel
lazydog60@reddit
I promise to tell only someone you don't feel.
ral505@reddit
Don't over estimate humanity. My cousin did that once. It was right after we got out of the ocean. We were standing and I just see piss running out his swim trunks. I said are you peeing? He thought the wet dripping swims trunks would make it not noticable. It was definitely noticeable. We were like 15, well old enough to know.
duhhvinci@reddit
If u canât tell ur spouse u peed in the ocean, what kind of relationship do you have? Canât even tell them something youâd openly tell ur friend?
Money-Nectarine-3680@reddit
That's the answer. Is it weird? No, everyone does it. And we all lie about it.
cardiffman100@reddit
How many people do you feel?
doctor-fandangle@reddit
Do you really need to feel yourself in the ocean?
JoyfulCelebration@reddit
Donât kink shame me
naughty_dad2@reddit
Too late buddy
Chumbag_love@reddit
But its how I make my friends laugh, pee before getting wet while standing in the ocean, and act like nothing happened.
MysticalMaryJane@reddit
Like pissing in the wind lol
Equal_Tadpole2716@reddit
I'm assuming by pissing in the ocean he's not getting his cock out to piss freely, but rather pissing his swimming trunks while submerged. I feel like standing at the edge with just your feet wet, then simply pissing yourself would be quite the power play.
Large_Prize_2496@reddit
Maintain eye contact with girlfriendâs father
PinchaPenny893@reddit
On holiday, I once saw a little kid (maybe 5 or 6) pull his trunks down at the side of the pool and pee straight into the water. His dad grabbed his arm, but he stayed peeing right into the pool from outside it. Safe to say, I didn't fancy a swim that day.
betacuck3000@reddit
They closed the hotel pool when I was on holiday last year cos a kid took a dump in it.
Telope@reddit
That was my birthday party! Mum made me invite the class dunce, and he shat in the pool.
twister-uk@reddit
And even after that, he still wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box...
Ricky_Rollin@reddit
Heâs either dead now or thatâs Mark Zuck. No in between.
JewelerOtherwise1835@reddit
What a party pooper
Suspicious_Past_13@reddit
This reminds me of a clip of a German guy who took âparty pooperâ literally and thought it was an insult specifically for people who poop at parties
JewelerOtherwise1835@reddit
Lol. I'd like to see that
Professional_Fold520@reddit
Ive def see human shit floating in the ocean one timeâŚ.. guess the beach đ¤Ł
RockMover12@reddit
When we stayed at high-end resort in Hawaii a few years ago they had to close the pool daily for a "code brown" incident.
throwawayaccownts@reddit
Hotel pools arenât well regulated. Just fyi. :)
Mindless-Panic-101@reddit
I said I was sorry!
Cancel_Warp@reddit
I remember one day, years ago, swimming lessons at school were cancelled . Weâd got changed and just had to sit by the pool watching the life guards scooped multiple turds out of the water with nets. After 20 minutes they declared the pool safe to use. All of us refused to get in the water that day
GenderfluidArthropod@reddit
That was me as a child. I took my dad literally and peed in the sea. There were no more details given.
CheddarGeorge@reddit
Exactly, bath fine, shower no go.
GrimQuim@reddit
In Portugal I needed to let my beer out but the waves were too big for me to get in to the waist so I tried walking through the breakers and just letting a little bit out each wave, whilst pissing myself in a controlled fashion a big wave picked me up and slammed me into the pebble beach, I led in the froth full on pissing my pants with a bruised hip being watched by a beach full of onlookers.
funnystuff79@reddit
The secret there is just to sit on the gravel beach near the waters edge and piss through your trunks. Then go in to rinse
Crepuscular_otter@reddit
Omg I really love this to death too. There was no need for you to share this with strangers the world over, no one paid you or forced you or tricked you. Yet out of the goodness of your heart you did! And Iâm trying not to laugh out loud over here cuz I just got my kid to go to sleep. Itâs been a hell of a week, or year really, and you have genuinely made it a bit better by freely sharing this story with anyone lucky enough to see it! Thank you! Also sorry about the pebbly beach. Ouch.
onthenextmaury@reddit
I love this so much.
VerbingNoun413@reddit
Off the pier is right out.
SeaBackground9088@reddit
Waist height until you hear stories of parasite climbing up some dudes urethra while pissing in a body of water.
DaveInLondon89@reddit
Even though it's demonstrably less dirty (since you're less immersed in it), the idea of standing in ankle deep water and taking a piss feels infinitely more disgusting
feralhog3050@reddit
Do you mean lying on your back, with your nob as a fountain?
PaBlowEscoBear@reddit
Well how do you piss in a bubble bath?
feralhog3050@reddit
I prefer to take a shower. Also, I don't have a willy
itsaride@reddit
Oh Jesus.
RiaMim@reddit
Man, people with penises have all the fun
YuenglingsDingaling@reddit
If a lady was lying on her back in the water and started peeing, would it work like a jet ski?
Thrommo@reddit
i dont think so, jet skis bring in water fron the front and throw it out the back.
wildskipper@reddit
Ask her to open her mouth?
JayEll1969@reddit
Worst JAWS impersonator there is.
ManonegraCG@reddit
I fucking howled at that. Bless you for making me laugh so hard.
cmarkcity@reddit
Agreed but the psychology behind it is kinda baffling when you think about it. Waist deep peeing feels less gross, but youâre basically just pissing your pants, and arguably have more pee on you than if you were to just whip it out and use the ocean like a urinal.
FlyingBishop@reddit
Actually I think 95% of the pee is going to be a little drop left on your penis. If your penis is fully immersed it will get washed off immediately, if not it just stays there.
FlyingBishop@reddit
I think you're actually likely to end up with more piss on you in ankle-deep water than in water up to your waist. It's not a huge amount either way, but you've got 10x as much water to dilute it in, and also you're going to wash it off directly, while in ankle-deep water you might get some backsplash that doesn't wash off.
d0y3nn3@reddit
I don't think most definitions of "dirty" would fit your statement. Piss is sterile, it contains no dirt.
Ok-Bag3000@reddit
Clean......yes, ish. Sterile, absolutely not.
d0y3nn3@reddit
Explain? A midstream or transpubic aspiration can often grow nothing.
ToastedCrumpet@reddit
When I had kidney stones and sepsis thereâs no fucking way my piss was sterile lol
d0y3nn3@reddit
Kidney stones and sepsis are a pathophysiologic state. Yes, infected piss is dirty. 99 percent of us aren't walking around with pyelonephritis. Urine in a healthy physiologic state is sterile.
ToastedCrumpet@reddit
Your original point was âpiss is sterile; it contains no dirtâ which I was saying can be wrong.
Your comment here âurine in a healthy physiologic state is sterileâ is also incorrect. Itâs been believed to be incorrect for quite some time but there is more recent research that disproves that using DNA sequencing. Google âurinary microbiomeâ if you want to learn more. Itâs also taught that itâs not sterile in the medical field, or was when I was studying several years ago.
Not trying to be rude, just this is an Ask subreddit so trying to make sure no misinformation is spread
d0y3nn3@reddit
fair enough I stand corrected and humbled
Ok-Bag3000@reddit
Sterile, by definition, means having no bacteria or living organisms. Your piss definitely has bacteria from your own body in it.
DeltaJesus@reddit
I think the vast majority of people would consider piss dirty.
d0y3nn3@reddit
Cool, doesn't change the fact that by most definitions, piss is cleaner than the ocean you're pissing in.
puffbro@reddit
So itâs cleaner to swim in a pool of piss than the sea?
d0y3nn3@reddit
In terms of how much dirt you'll have on you when you get out? Yeah, it is. Ever walked out of the ocean totally clean? You're always covered in sand and flecks of seaweed etc
SalmanMKC@reddit
you think seaweed is dirtier than pee?
Royal_Airport7940@reddit
YOU HEARD THE MAN
ToastedCrumpet@reddit
I responded further down but putting it here so more people see it easily:
Urine even from a healthy individual isnât guaranteed to be sterile and current DNA sequencing supports this.
So think before you drink (urine)
mark-smallboy@reddit
It's sterile till you piss it out, dodgeball was a comedy movie not a biology lesson.
wildskipper@reddit
Being immersed in salt water and pissing is probably cleaner than going into a proper toilet. You're literally standing in saline solution that is cleaning you as you go.
mlorusso4@reddit
Ya but then your bathing suit is soaked in piss. So you smell like piss. At least being waist deep dilutes it enough so when you get out you donât smell like piss. I always just make sure to keep my hands above the water whenever I go
deevil_knievel@reddit
"There's a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool"
Yourenotmygf@reddit
Thereâs a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool
lukesparling@reddit
Spoken like someone whoâs never stood on a deserted beach at night pissing into the waves. As long as thereâs no indecent person exposure involved a good shore piss does wonders for the soul.
Icy_Obligation4293@reddit
I go beach camping pretty often and it still feels weird just pissing in to the sea from the shore, I'd rather just go against the rocks next to the shore. Might be similar to the difference between pissing against the toilet bowl versus pissing directly into the water. Yeah they're both technically fine but one just like, isn't how you do it.
swingingitsolo@reddit
I had no idea dudes were pissing against the bowl, though I guess it makes sense. As a sitter, Iâm pissing right in the water
lukesparling@reddit
If Iâm honest I only really enjoy it when Iâm drunk. Sober Iâm too nervous to even use a urinal successfully.
scottyman2k@reddit
I disagree - more than once Iâve dropped trou over the side of a tinny out to sea and delivered a hefty brick of fish food down below. And when overnighting on a boat thereâs nothing more liberating than pissing over the side.
TechNomad2021@reddit
Peeing in the ocean and peeing into the ocean are two different things.
Birdhawk@reddit
I stand up to mid shin and do it. Only at night though. Itâs the best depth. Water on your legs, deep enough to where the pee washes away, and the sea breeze on the junk is one of the best things in life.
Nurum05@reddit
I got yelled at for pissing in the pool a while back, the lifeguard blew his whistle at me and scared me so much I almost fell in.
ROGUERUMBA@reddit
Oh god, you just reminded me of the time I took my dog swimming in the pool and she decided to pee as soon as she got in, but she was standing on a big shallow step and just squatted and peed on top of the water. I did not go swimming with her. But tbf if it was the ocean I wouldn't have cared.
radarksu@reddit
On time, I was peeing in the pool, the lifeguard blew the whistle so loud I almost fell in!
ILove2Bacon@reddit
Peeing in the sea vs peeing into the sea.
DDrewit@reddit
But itâs way funnier when youâre ankle deep and itâs running out your shorts and down your legs.
Piercewise1@reddit
"There's a big difference between peeing in the pool...and peeing into the pool" -Demetri Martin
Spank86@reddit
Maybe he was only toes deep. That would explain it
jmbf8507@reddit
When my kid was about four we were in the ocean and told me he needed to pee. I said he could go in the water. Ten seconds later he wades to the shore, drops trou, and pees standing up from the shore into the sea.
Because four years old.
ComradeGibbon@reddit
Pee in the pool no one cares. Stand on the edge and pee in the pool and everyone loses their mind.
JayEll1969@reddit
This also explains why the water is always warmer nearer the shore.
User0301@reddit
It's comment threads like this one that keep me coming on Reddit đ
heading_to_fire@reddit
I did a sneaky wee at the public swimming pool once. The lifeguard blew their whistle so hard I nearly fell in.
heyscot@reddit
Would you say it's a wee less appropriate?
Master_Elderberry275@reddit
Ah was I wrong to find some folk padding in the water and doing it right there?
Recent-Divide-4117@reddit
Noooo that's still too close, only ok if you swim far out so there's no people near you
notThaTblondie@reddit
Just float on your back and let it go like a disturbing little fountain đ¤Łđ¤Ł
tickub@reddit
proclaim to the entire beach that it's your blowhole then begin belting out whale songs
SP4x@reddit
If your feet are getting wet you need to angle up enough to hit the sea and not your feet.
DrFabulous0@reddit
If it's dark enough I have no problem with that.
lazerbullet@reddit
Not in the daytime anyway.
anomalous_cowherd@reddit
Or off the pier.
PorkInCid3r@reddit
Angry about a piss lol. I'd lay a cable in the sea đŠ
Artificial100@reddit
Itâs a bit weird to say youâre going to the sea to go to the toilet, itâs not so weird to do it if youâre already in there, even if the outcome is identical.Â
bakeyyy18@reddit
If you're close enough to your partner to go on holidays with them, you should be able to talk straight with them about using the toilet.
Interesting-Ad-7535@reddit
I think he ment to say that to go into the sea to deliberately have a piss is a bit weird, which i agree with.
SendMe143@reddit
If you are setup close to the water, then it is a lot closer to walk into the water than walking back inside to use the restroom. I usually just time it when I want to cool off and going to get in the water anyways.
Comfortable-Lab9306@reddit
If you are hanging out close to water with other ppl, you are close enough for other people to see you pee which is gross. Thereâs no cover by the sea. He should have just used a restroom like a normal person and if he didnât, donât tell your date what you did when she comes back
IAmTheNightSoil@reddit
Normal people actually pee in the sea all the time when swimming. I have no idea why you think that's weird. Also, how can people see you pee if you're underwater?
Spotzie27@reddit
Do they do it through their bathing suit...because that seems really nasty!
Comfortable-Lab9306@reddit
Iâm talking about if you stand by the edge of the sea. Not standing in the sea.
ask_about_poop_book@reddit
See you pee? Like can you see if someone is peeing? Unless the dude is whipping out his whippersnapper above the waterline thereâs no one thatâll see a thing
olive_dix@reddit
His gf was already heading to the bar. It is a little odd he chose to go in the opposite direction and pee in the sea instead of just walking up with her to use the restroom lol
temujin_borjigin@reddit
Maybe the bar was far away from them, and their spot was close to the sea. So he just pops into the water to do his business and can keep an eye on their stuff at the same time.
cagewilly@reddit
When I imagine beach bathrooms, I imagine portable toilets, sloppy bathroom huts with grimy tile and ill-kept facilities, and long lines at some times of yearÂ
The sea sounds like the logical choice (if you're not pooping) to meÂ
FreefallVin@reddit
Yep, I was just thinking about those big open urinals which go all the way down to the floor and always have a decent amount of piss on the floor where you stand to take a leak. That's always fun when you walk in barefooted from the beach.
jtet93@reddit
lol I live in New England where we hit the beach a lot and itâs incredibly common to get in just to pee
GlasKarma@reddit
Yeah Iâve spent my whole life close to the ocean. If youâre at the beach, everyone pees in the ocean. The amount of times Iâve heard people tell me âI gotta go use the bathroomâ then walk into the water is far more times than Iâve even been to the beach lol
GreensleevesMcJeeves@reddit
Oh my god who cares? So much hand wringing over taking a piss in the ocean. Itâs taking a piss, what is the faux pas with going into the ocean to do it?
Comfortable-Lab9306@reddit
Is it peeing in the ocean thatâs the problem or peeing where other people can see you?
GreensleevesMcJeeves@reddit
Personally neither is a problem for me. Fish piss, shit, cum, and die in the ocean every day. Me taking a leak in the ocean aint changing how gross the water already is
Andre_Courreges@reddit
I think it's residue from the fact that peeing in pools is nasty. This is of course the open ocean, but still is kind of odd to go and talk about.
Sometimes it's just better to keep some thoughts in the brain.
Klutzy_Equipment_614@reddit
Would you prefer they just did it in front of you where you're standing/sitting?
roland_right@reddit
I believe there are these things called toilets
hotdiggydog@reddit
Sounds like you need to visit an isolated beach or just venture away from the resort next time you're at the beach.
roland_right@reddit
If there's a bar, there's a toilet
tzomby1@reddit
What are you? an animal?
DougyTwoScoops@reddit
I definitely tell my wife I need to go pee and walk straight in to the ocean. This is pretty typical behavior in my experience.
bakeyyy18@reddit
Everyone I know would be the same, I didn't realise people were so puritanical about having a wee in the sea
JohnLef@reddit
You mean maintain eye contact whilst taking a massive dump?
GoatBotherer@reddit
This explains why I got weird looks at the hotel beach bar when I said I was going in the sea for a shit.
fannyfox@reddit
I did a boat tour in the Philippines with a raging hangover a couple weeks ago. The boat stopped and everyone got off to go kayaking. My stomach lurched and I jumped off the other side of the boat.
I hoiked down my swim shorts and quickly fired out the shit. Because of the alcohol content, I assumed it would be a liquid brown cloud. But I was surprised when the water remained a cool clear blue.
My surprise only last half a second, as suddenly 2 turds torpedoed to the surface, floating criminally in front of me.
I panicked and started batting them away, but they kept coming back to me like dirty boomerang.
I swam back to the boat, climbed aboard, then nervously looked in the direction of the incident, worried the shit was still floating there for anyone to see.
Everything turned out well, I wasnât caught.
SeeingSound2991@reddit
Still bobbing along to this day
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Went on a family trip to Yosemite America, we where younger about 10-12 went past a stream with families wading through it having a good time, we decided to stop, me and my brother waded a bit up stream when he told me he needed a dump, I told him to just go in the river.
He proceeds to pull down his shorts, squat and shit directly in front of me, I was downstream to him so I quickly left after seeing the turd leave his bottom and float downstream, we quickly ran back to the car and told my dad to drive, I dead to think how many people the turd hit on its way down the river
pipesmokingman@reddit
Shitting in a river is not okay. Jesus Christ.
BoeJonDaker@reddit
For some reason, I read that as a quote:
Shitting in a river is not okay - Jesus Christ
Helpful-Antelope-206@reddit
"how the fuck am I meant to turn this into wine now?"
Pretend_Staff_6167@reddit
I read yours as Song Title - Artist
temujin_borjigin@reddit
Knowledge is power, France is bacon.
Ransarot@reddit
The 11th commandment
Flashy_Report_4759@reddit
Not me over here about to pass-out from laughing so hard! I can't hardly see to type this out! Make it stop!!đ¤Łđđ¤Łđâ ď¸đŠ
account_not_valid@reddit
Imagine being able to walk on water, and still stepping on a turd.
MeowMichelleV@reddit
đđđđđđ
LordRichardRahl@reddit
Finally something Jesus said that I can believe in.
Francesca_N_Furter@reddit
I just love that someone needed to be told this.
Tomagatchi@reddit
Oh, I thought you might mean the other Yosemite.
Bforbrilliantt@reddit
Poo sticks!
Mykophilia@reddit
One time my buddy and I were on our way to work on a semi rural road and weâd been drinking the night before. He had to dump dump. Like right now dump. There is nothing but houses with acreage in this area, so he drops into a driveway that looks unkept, in hopes of vacancy. He dropped trow right in the middle of this field next to the driveway, and mid dump, the people that lived there come driving into the driveway. He just waved as he sat like an embarrassed dog, shitting in their yard. I caught a glimpse of them as they passed; they were hysterically laughing.
Second dump story â I took my mom to the airport and got similar bubble gut. I held on for as long as I could and finally found a mickeydees. Iâm basically shitting down my leg as I make it to the counter to ask for a key. The answer, âSorry our bathrooms are closed, homeless drug issuesâ. I pleaded. They said sorry, itâs policy. I walked out in that parking lot and took the fattest, nastiest shit Iâve ever taken, in a plastic grocery bag. Filled up like half a grocery bag. Thank god it didnât have holes. Dropped the bag in the parking lot and dipped. I feel bad about it, but at the same time, not really that bad about it.
AlmondCigar@reddit
Never okay to pee or shit by water on land, much less in it.
Thatâs why so much of our water supply even in the Forrest are contaminated with parasites etc. do not do this !
kenhutson@reddit
The shitter would have to have parasites already for their shit to increase the parasites in the water. Parasites donât just come from nowhere.
Unlikely_Star_4641@reddit
You say that like 25% of the world's population aren't shitting worms
chiPersei@reddit
Multi-Day whitewater raft trip in the middle of a blazing hot summer. The guide said if we're not jumping overboard to check the prop about once an hour we're not drinking enough water. Hint: there was no motor.
Unlikely_Star_4641@reddit
Okay, so you're just plain nasty. Pissing in the ocean, okay big whoop. Pissing in a pool, pretty gross, would prefer if you didn't. shitting in any body of water for any reason you can come up with other than bowels releasing after death is heinous. You're a human. Use your brains and have an iota of dignity and a smidgen more consideration for every other living creature around you.
BakaTensai@reddit
Now this is truly retarded. In places like Yosemite you do not shit or piss near water.
ScholasticOG@reddit
I think you and/or your family might just be super gross, and your girlfriend was bothered because this is clearly a pattern of behavior lmao
Viking793@reddit
And this is why you filter water....ewww
bps706@reddit
Sitting on the train laughing out loud at the thought of you trying to bat shit away in a blind panic.
mrminutehand@reddit
Bad memories of watching Kevin and Perry Go Large as a child.
I consider it a good thing that I don't remember much of that film. Unfortunately, however, what I do remember is that scene.
SatiricalScrotum@reddit
Big box, little box.
elMurpherino@reddit
I shit in the ocean once. Stomach wasnât feeling well and was out with friends on a boat far from a toilet. I jumped out swam like 10 feet away from the boat and let out the most relieving liquid poo of my life.
u-yB-detsop@reddit
I mean maybe you were spotted, but who would confront you on it. They may just silently judged and then told everyone when you couldn't hear em.
rangeo@reddit
Your poop ducklings imprinted on you
Snuggleworthy@reddit
/r/brandnewsentence material right there
wilddreamer@reddit
I snorted
MeowMichelleV@reddit
đđđđ¤Ł
fearnotofthecool@reddit
Pooplings
Persistent-headache@reddit
I was holidaying with a bunch of snorkeling guides one year and apparently one of the had a heavy night the day before and while they were all down he swam away from the group and started removing his wetsuit.  They all panicked thinking he was having some sort of pressure related mental incident and started rushing over to him... until the brown cloud appeared. They backed up pretty quickly. Â
I think they had to surface because they were laughing so hard.Â
peachespangolin@reddit
I saw that
Rabid_Dingo@reddit
This is my only fear. I'm a scuba diver, and I shudder to think of the IBS hitting at the worst time.
gothickitten13@reddit
this oneâs got me CACKLING đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
ghoulina0@reddit
As an Asian, your story is just so freaking gross to me.
Opposite-Exam3541@reddit
Holy shit
Bforbrilliantt@reddit
I remember reading a story on here somewhere about a big swarm of fish eating it almost out of his asshole.
ducklingdynasty@reddit
You have the gift of the gab đ¤Ł
mybluecathasballs@reddit
I'm suprised little fish didn't swarm it and give you away.
It's has happened before. Not to me. A friend. He goes to a different school, you don't know him.
DChristy87@reddit
Was this you? https://youtu.be/x3dpkcOPwZk?t=179&si=xTC0mYaenwP8yn6t
Suspicious-Moment-19@reddit
WOW, I am crying right now! I needed that laugh!
TheManWith2Poobrains@reddit
I pooped in the sea in Turkey (can't spell the new way yet) when I was 15. My torpedoes dropped to the bottom of the clear blue sea. My brother spotted them snorkeling and was going to investigate until I told him. We laughed. I'm surprised that poop story didn't make it into his best man's speech. A far less funny one did - nobhead.
cedarvhazel@reddit
âDirty boomerangâ! Fucking gold Mate!
Nobodyville@reddit
I just guffawed out loud. Like heat seeking poop missiles
bigwangersoreass@reddit
I just did a boat tour in turkey and it thankfully had 2 holes in the floor as bathrooms at the back of the boat.
GoatBotherer@reddit
The perfect crime.
UTDE@reddit
The ultimate crapper, I mean caper
slimdrum@reddit
Itâs an old sketch from somewhere and damnit I canât remember where
fannyfox@reddit
Huh? Itâs my real life story. I want to know what sketch Iâve unwittingly recreated though.
slimdrum@reddit
I will try remember because itâs annoying me now lol⌠I didnât mean to sound dismissive of your story btw it still made me chuckle!
SirGeorgeAgdgdgwngo@reddit
Kevin and Perry Go Large.
fannyfox@reddit
ITS A FLOATER!
TheGruesomeTwosome@reddit
Comments like this are why I'm still on this accursed site after a decade.
Jonny_Segment@reddit
I don't tend to go for scatological humour to the extent of many others, but you'd have to be made of stone not to crack at âdirty boomerangâ.
morostheSophist@reddit
I think that's because this story, while about poop, really isn't what I'd call "scatological humor". The humor is in the sheer absurdity of the situation. I don't think this would play as well on the screen, due to the gross-out factor, but reading/hearing about it is abjectly hilarious.
Unique_Statement7811@reddit
Similar experience on Pattaya beach, Thailand. I had been painfully backed up for days. Decided to go for a jog on the beach to see if I could loosen things up. It worked too well and had no chance of making it back to the hotel. So I just ran into the water about chest deep, dropped my shorts and let it go. No one noticed. Mission accomplished.
kafircake@reddit
I thought this was going to turn into a horror story, where you wake up in the night put the light on, and there they both are, on the tile floor slowly making their way towards you. Phew, hate when that happens.
bin_nur_kurz_kacken@reddit
There is a german song about that:
Knorkator - "Mich verfolgt meine eigene ScheiĂe"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0rkQIufu8&pp=ygUkbWljaCB2ZXJmb2xndCBtZWluZSBlaWdlbmUga25vcmthdG9y
Kieron93@reddit
This tickled me fucking hell đ¤Łđ¤Ł
haysu-christo@reddit
I wonder how you didn't go bat shit crazy!
oddball3139@reddit
Hands down the best shit I have ever taken was in the ocean. Now, Iâm not a monster. This specific beach was about two miles down from any access point, at a state park. It was about 8 AM, and the only person I could see was about a mile and a half to the south.
I had nowhere else to go, so I went out to the water, pulled down my swimsuit, and took a big ol dump. Came right out, floated to the surface, and I swam away. The water was cool, the sun was shining down, and I felt like a goddamn king.
10/10, would recommend to anyone.
24KittenGold@reddit
You think you weren't caught. What if everyone noticed, but were too polite to say anything?
Maybe they'll be calling you something like the Sea Pooper or Chocolate Shark Bait behind your back for years to come.
bialetti808@reddit
A new copypasta is born
poorguy55@reddit
Thanks! Iâve just been crying laughing at this for the past ten minutes.
NiceAxeCollection@reddit
My friend would poop while surfing, and he would watch them attack people on the shore.
The_T0me@reddit
Thank you for this story. I was having breakfast and nearly spat out my coffee I'm laughing so hard. This made my day.
Ricky_Martins_Vagina@reddit
When I was younger my dad and I spent a lot of time fishing in that part of the world.
We'd jump of the fishing boat to shit in the sea because the toilet was the grimmest thing I'd ever seen and my arse was having none of it.
Same story - the harder you swam to get away, the closer it followed đ
We finally set up a system where we'd take turns and instead of just treading water, I'd hold on to a life ring with my dad at the other end of the rope (still on board). I'd count him down so he could pull me in as fast as possible while I'd squeeze one out đđ then switch roles
nottherealslash@reddit
I like how it was both better and worse than you expected somehow
Icy_Example_5536@reddit
This is a story to tell the grandkids.
OfficAlanPartridge@reddit
Thank you fannyfox, you do know how to tell a good one
Getitoffmydesk@reddit
đđđđ
nfoote@reddit
Similar to me few year ago, out snorkeling miles off shore when food poisoning struck. Had to keep trying to swim away from the group and boat to peel off the wetsuit and let the brown jet unleash but the tour guide / boat skipper kept following me worried I'd get separated. Leave a man to shit in the ocean in peace!
nicdic89@reddit
What did I just read hahahaha
supermax2008@reddit
Omg just spat out my coffee đ¤Ł
IrreverentRacoon@reddit
Dirty boomerang đđđ
dotcottonsrotten@reddit
A poomerang
vintagefancollector@reddit
LOOOOOL!
Fit_General7058@reddit
Who talked about rising out a turd with their oars at dinner?
ClassicArrival3009@reddit
The old sea poomerang
JoshEatsBananas@reddit
Just to be clear, everyone does this but you're not supposed to say it.
Everyone pisses in the sea when they're swimming in it. That you can even say.
Everyone laying at the beach enters the water and pisses. Don't say that out loud.
Many people piss in the pool. This you should not do, and definitely don't say.
UglyDude1987@reddit
Huh wtf? No I do not piss in the water?
JoshEatsBananas@reddit
Yeah I bet you do
UglyDude1987@reddit
No I don't! And I thought that no one did this!
JoshEatsBananas@reddit
You're telling me, you go to the ocean, drag your stuff out to the beach, set it all up, drink a couple cold ones, sit there all day and when you have to pee you don't go down and get in the water?
What do you do?
minicheatle@reddit
Ah the good olâ aqua dump
Electronic-Trade-504@reddit
Don't worry, it's just a plop in the ocean.
Any_Sir_4244@reddit
Ron Pope?
Antique-Ant5557@reddit
Hope it didn't take too long to find one.
Fernelz@reddit
Yeah, unfortunately you're supposed to stand on the sand and throw it in.
Going all the way in is an amateur move, sorry đ
Erection_unrelated@reddit
You got weird looks cause itâs called an aquadump.
StarboardSeat@reddit
You made me shoot water through my nose, lol! The most deserved award I've ever given. đ¤Ł
typoeman@reddit
I did the same thing in a bar in Montana. People are weird.
SkirtNo6785@reddit
I went to the beach with my kids a couple weeks back. One of them came up to me and said they needed to shit. I told them to walk back to our cabin and then come back to the beach when they were done. The child was too lazy to walk and told me as such. So I said their option was to walk to the cabin or shit in the ocean. They shat in the ocean.
Ericaasandra@reddit
Itâs been a while since I fully laughed at a Reddit comment so thank you for this! đ
logosfabula@reddit
Like, yelling: Iâm taking a duuuuuump so biiiiig in a mooooomeeent!
JayEll1969@reddit
They were wondering where you got the waterproof loo-roll from.
Federal-Commission87@reddit
Forever uncleeean!
Pink-socks@reddit
It's only weird when you wipe with a fish then throw it back
AilsasFridgeDoor@reddit
It's a floater!
SirGeorgeAgdgdgwngo@reddit
You are not my friend, and you are NOT my fellow deejay.
Dazz316@reddit
My wife thinks I'm weird for doing it, but then it's a 25 minute drive to the sea
KingPrincessNova@reddit
yeah we're missing a bit of context. if you're already at the bar, use the restroom in the bar. if you're already in the sea, use the restroom in the sea. going from bar to sea just to pee is weird and unnecessary
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
Err why tho ? If youâre in your bikini or swimming trunks and eating by the beach why not just swim in the sea in between bites? Mediterranean countries are all about that vibe. Itâs hot and you dry in mins
Nartyn@reddit
Because you're at the restaurant
Zealousideal_Weird_3@reddit
Which is mainly outdoor???
SafetyUpstairs1490@reddit
Restroom?
JorahTheHandle@reddit
It's kinda one of those unspoken things
TenDollarSteakAndEgg@reddit
I think it was just for the funny rhyme
ScubaCC@reddit
It depends on how far the bathrooms are. For example, in the Outer Banks, very few public beach access points have bathrooms at all. You basically have to walk all the way back to your rental house.
Nartyn@reddit
They were at a bar
ScubaCC@reddit
A beach bar
Nartyn@reddit
Which have toilets
ScubaCC@reddit
Maybe.
Starbuck522@reddit
I think it's wierded to go find a public bathroom if you are dressed to swim and the sea is right there.
Nartyn@reddit
It's definitely not weirder to go to a fucking bathroom than the sea đ
And they were at the bar
McChickenLargeFries@reddit
I don't think that's weird at all, if you're on the beach and you need to pee then the ocean is natures toilet. I've told people at least a dozen times that I'm peeing or need to pee, and then go into the water.
Nartyn@reddit
They weren't on the beach, they were at a bar
Nartyn@reddit
Yeah... This is the weird part.
They were in a bar, presumably the bar has a toilet.
Specifically going to the beach to take a piss is disgusting
LaSalsiccione@reddit
Unless itâs to your partner because itâs even more weird not to be able to talk about going for a piss with someone youâre in a relationship with
forgottenoldusername@reddit
Sometimes Reddit reminds me how bloody chill my partner
I admittedly have a large garden. It's like 250m from my veg patch to the toilet and that, ontop of taking my muddy wellies off, seems like a right chore sometimes.
She's caught me quite literally midflow with a chicken under my arm and just sort of said "weird, but not the weirdest thing you've done and left me to it đ
NotEvenWrongAgain@reddit
My wife asks me to piss on the garden plants because it keeps the deer away.
Oh_its_that_asshole@reddit
I assume you don't live in a downstairs flat then.
Distinct-Sea3012@reddit
Use the compost heap , its good for it, or pee on electrical wires, stops the rats chewing them. Both real gardening tips.
Oh_its_that_asshole@reddit
Possibly not a good idea to let the firehose rip on your meter box though.
grouchy_fox@reddit
The compost subreddit has basically entirely become the outdoor peeing subreddit recently
GreenHairyMartian@reddit
I mean, my cows pee right in the middle of their pasture, why can't I?
LaSalsiccione@reddit
Thatâs the spirit! Love having a piss in my garden
ItsCalledDayTwa@reddit
Honestly or any human you've ever even called a friend. Everybody pees in the sea. If your buddy were in with you and had to pee, they'd probably warn you to stay back.
It's pretty much the most normal thing ever, but what I find super not normal is bringing up what somebodys parents would think about it. Now that is anti-normal.
radiohead-nerd@reddit
Depends how nasty the toilets are at the beach my man.
Clarknt67@reddit
In my head cannon girlfriend asked why his shorts were suddenly wet; he didnât just announce it unprompted.
BigMax@reddit
Iâve said that to a few people in lakes over the years.
âHey, we all do it, but you arenât supposed to ANNOUNCE it.â
Iâm not sure why some people feel the need to tell someone? âHey, FYI, just went pee in the water.â Uh, ok? Why are you telling everyone?
flowdersniffer@reddit
I used to go cliff jumping all the time growing up. A few of my buddies used to love standing on the edge of the cliff (20â above the water), would begin to piss their trunks before jumping in to finish the work.
diablol3@reddit
With you calling it the toile, i'm inclined to believe you're predisposed to thinking him barbaric for not using an actual toilet. He went to the sea to take a piss, not "go to the toilet". I dont think he drove there either. Probably just took a couple dozen steps.
logosfabula@reddit
Itâs the little hypocrisy that makes posh people posh. You gotta learn it.
f33@reddit
Bingo
throwaway_t6788@reddit
i think sometimes you joke around with mates.. saying u have doen it etc..
robotwarlord@reddit
Me and my girlfriend always just say we are going for a piss in the sea.
Sirlacker@reddit
Was on a lads holiday. We just finished up at a bar on the beach front and it was midday and hot. I needed a piss and I was sweating. So I fucked off into the sea, swam out a little, did a piss and swam back and caught up with everyone. Killed two birds with one stone.
Itsalwayssunnyinreas@reddit
great story fella
ladyatlanta@reddit
It depends who youâre telling youâre going to the toilet. My family? Sure.
My new boyfriend? Not yet.
McCreetus@reddit
Couldnât be me, I went to the beach with a bunch of friends and I was the only one to get in the water. They were all watching me and I said ânever had this many people watch me piss beforeâ. Which was true. They all averted their eyes, how kind.
chubby-ninja123@reddit
Depends, if youâre swimming and you swim away from people, fine.
If you just walk down the beach and have a slash in the sea⌠yea, problem.
Professional-Leave24@reddit
Eh, fish do it all the time.....
Far_Suit8279@reddit
What was the point of stating that she earns more money than you?
Bishopsfinger12@reddit
That last line nearly had me passing myself đ
Bishopsfinger12@reddit
That last line
wrightwayaroundrtw@reddit
She thinks fish don't piss?
concerned2024@reddit
If it was a normal thing then fish would do it tooâŚ..oh wait.
gardin000@reddit
While I donât doubt many people probably do it, I find it absolutely gross.
Enjoy your smelly, pee soaked swimwear, I guess.
rmh_artworks@reddit
I agree. I'm surprised how many people think the issue is with contaminating the sea, and not the fact that his swimwear will be soaked in piss that he's then gonna sit next to her at the bar in.. like wtf?
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
We shit with the door open, we are not the same
gardin000@reddit
I could handle my partner shitting with the door open, no problem.
But him pissing himself, soaking his swimwear in piss, when he could just have gone to the bathroom? Nope, he is not a toddler.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
The sea is a natural disinfectant, the sea is full of all sorts that is soaking ur clothes, by the time Iâve pissed and going back to shore the piss has dissipated
gardin000@reddit
Saltwater, including the sea, cannot be used as disinfectant unless it is saline. The sea is not saline, so no, it is not a disinfectant.
And you go right ahead, try stick your nose down your swimwear after having a piss in the sea.
pammma1@reddit
Whyâd you tell her?
sgrass777@reddit
So that's why the oceans are going to rise someday,we will hold you fully responsible đ
DArtagnanPierre@reddit
Not at all against pissing in the sea.. but why even tell her about it?
epimetheus1234@reddit
Did you actually get in the sea or stand up piss into it. I guess both are literally the same but from my perspective itâs only right you first immerse yourself in it then piss, like a normal person
leahle_ah@reddit
My boyfriend took a shit in the sea once. Sometimes youâve just got to go⌠itâs the sea lolâŚ. She needs to loosen up đŹ thereâs nothing better than being tipsy in the ocean with the love of your life having sea wees
Bat_Fruit@reddit
Stranger things happen at sea
Brewster345@reddit
Not a problem with you pissing in the sea. Not sure why you needed to tell her.
lotus49@reddit
She's an absolute idiot. However, don't dump her. That's even more idiotic.
Don't take relationship advice from Reddit. Half the people here are virgins and most of the rest haven't had a relationship that lasted longer than a pint of milk.
escopaul@reddit
If only she knew the toilet at the bar in Corfu also eventually pees into the sea.
NerdyDan@reddit
Itâs not a big deal, but I only do this when there isnât a washroom nearby
Fluid-Butterfly1275@reddit
Government's been dumping waste in the sea for years. Your not going to make one bit of difference. Look up what's been happening. She's in for a shock.
12B88M@reddit
There are billions of animals in the ocean. They all dump their bodily wastes in it and they have done so for millions of years.
Your small amount of urine is nothing to that.
Also, here's a video of a blue whale taking a dump.
Organic_Owl_7457@reddit
If she really gets very upset about it maybe don't do it when you're with her. We all have our idiosyncrasies. It's a small one to keep the peace. And her.
mdarrenp@reddit
I feel like it's the type of thing everyone knows everyone does, but not to be acknowledged or mentioned.
BackgroundAd9788@reddit
The missus is severely overreacting here, what does she think is in the water, freshwater fish? There's a lot worse than pish in there
Standard-Inside-3450@reddit
Wait til she hears what fish do!
Arcane_As_Fuck@reddit
The ocean is full of so much piss and shit and cum. SO MUCH. Tell her that.
ReaganFan1776@reddit
Tell her the fish are all shitting in it. Maybe she should avoid the ocean if she is so precious.
Abdoul_Fegelein@reddit
You didn't make a turd. What is the problem?
AcrobaticAd1083@reddit
Lol if she's mad then wtf does she think fish life doesn't pee in the ocean ?
Themonarch28410@reddit
I mean I don't really have a problem with it, but I was raised to never pee in the sea so even nowadays I will find a toilet instead and find it very difficult to actually do my business in the sea, it's weird.
SeeingSound2991@reddit
Disgusted by pissing in the sea? Woezers, thats super tame. I once pissed on a partner in the shower for fun
Seolfer_wulf@reddit
Where does she think all the fish piss? Do they climb out to go behind a tree?
CockyMcHorseBalls@reddit
I would say it's totally normal but if it upsets her so much maybe just don't mention it? I mean she doesn't really need to know where you relieve yourself.
Tazzys1@reddit
I hope the girlfriend realizes that fish also piss in the sea, LMAO. Then again, probably not.
Gold_Demand6115@reddit
Well everything that lives in the sea pisses and shits in it and UK water companies dump all their waste into the rivers and seas around the country. Itâs a little odd to not put your activities in context!
okPiperok@reddit
What an absurd thing to get angry people. Living creatures have been pissing, shitting, fucking, and dying in the oceans for hundreds of millions of years.
Ashamba_@reddit
I think she's over extending swimming pool rules. The sea is a salty bath of excrement and gametes from a gazillion creatures. A bit of piss is just a momentary warm spot and then it's insignificant.
I went to the beach with family during this last summer. Welsh coast, so not very warm, but my sister (37) and I (38) both wanted to say we'd been in the water. Gasping and shrieking with the cold we waded in until we were in deep enough to dunk up to our shoulders. We stayed there for a few seconds just to be brave... Then my sister said "I'm weeing!"... "Me too!" I rejoined, and we hooted with laughter before sploshing our way back onto the sand to dry off. Good times.
GeekGamerG@reddit
How fitting that I saw this just hours later đ¤Ł
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jimicus@reddit
Does she think the fish get out to piss?
Seductive_allure3000@reddit
Wait until she finds out fish procreate in the ocean
lazydog60@reddit
as W C Fields once said
New_Expectations5808@reddit
Wait until she finds out there's corpses in it
SwitchOdd5322@reddit
Oooof whale cum I can handle. Corpses are a bit eerie thoughâŚ
Chocolate_thund4@reddit
Hmmm đ¤
Freak spotted!
Mshawk71@reddit
I mean, they aren't climbing out to die.
jimicus@reddit
Not just solid corpses.
By all accounts, the people on OceanGate's Titan would have basically been pulverised into something resembling raspberry jam when it imploded.
Sennika@reddit
And it's not just wreck deaths, it used to be that whenever someone died at sea (whether it was illness or injury) if they were too poor or if there wasn't enough room on the vessel they went straight over the side.
Add to that you also get "unnatural" deaths that would end up being disposed of in a body of water (be it the sea, a lake or a dam. and if it was a lake or a dam then that's even worse because at some point it's guaranteed to be drinking water for someone đ¤˘).
Embarrassed_Use6918@reddit
The thing about that is - how close does a corpse have to be to you before you won't swim in the water? Is it just visual? Like if you're around the corner from a body, is that good enough? Or is there a distance?
I guess we've all accepted that when we swim in the ocean we're swimming in a thing with corpses in it. Most lakes/rivers too.
Mshawk71@reddit
Bits of whales,dolphins, crabs,etc. decomposing will just be floating around.
Tennis_Proper@reddit
They tend to sink rather than float. We sometimes find them when we're doing subsea surveys of the seabed at work. They tend to be half eaten.
bachinblack1685@reddit
Most people wouldn't get into a pool with a skeleton in it, but the beach is usually fine. So there's an acceptable corpse to water ratio.
shandelatore@reddit
I was first introduced to "corpse to water ratio" while swimming in the English channel a few years back. It shook me, and I've never forgotten it. đđ
ScriabinFanatic@reddit
Cool username!
bachinblack1685@reddit
Oh thanks bro
New_Expectations5808@reddit
Just like the acceptable water to piss ratio
bachinblack1685@reddit
Ooh, the ratios intersect! Water, piss, and corpses!
71109E@reddit
Wait til she finds out that certain sea life just nuts in the water and hope it gets into their female counterparts, a good amount of the time the large amounts of foam (that people often play in) that are in the breakwater and surf is just whale nut.
Rhyssayy@reddit
Donât forget all the rotting fish corpses too
Enevorah@reddit
Water? I never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it.
LogicalConstant@reddit
Blue whales ejaculate about 5 gallons at a time.
Mshawk71@reddit
And decompose.
Acadia_Clean@reddit
Wait until she finds out what most of the sand on beaches is.
theotherquantumjim@reddit
Ew what
Ill_Technician3936@reddit
"Water? I never touch the stuff fish fuck in it"
Gildor12@reddit
I donât drink water fish fornicate in it. W C Fields
illit3@reddit
never touch the stuff
Ill_Technician3936@reddit
Lol I was looking for a comment to make the reply to... Text instead but have an upvote
Embarrassed_Use6918@reddit
Fish fuck in it
Dydey@reddit
So thatâs why the water tastes salty.
yellowfolder@reddit
Aaah, sea âfoamâ
AngryPhillySportsFan@reddit
Don't give away our secrets
TreeeToPlay@reddit
Funny enough the greek folklore story about aphrodite being born from sea foam after they threw Chronosâs balls in the water is actually describing semen
alwaystakeabanana@reddit
I was gonna say "it's good enough for the Titans" lmao
-_Glottis_-@reddit
Sea men
Just2Flame@reddit
I was swimming with my two young niece and nephew and I legitimately got them to believe the foam on the beach was from whale milk. Kids are fucking stupid lol, love them though.
LeonidasSpacemanMD@reddit
Dare I say itâs frothy
G0PACKGO@reddit
When a blue whale comes itâs around 5 gallons .
Imanaco@reddit
And not all of it stays inside
scarf_prank_hikers@reddit
It's believed blue whales ejaculate 20 liters.
Broken-halo27@reddit
I just threw up in my mouthâŚ..
Automatic-Score-4802@reddit
orionxavier99@reddit
The whale and their 26 gallons of sperm let ejaculation! Def why the sea so salty!!
jeswesky@reddit
ACKTUALLY, fish jizz isnât enough to make it salty. That is whale jizz.
I_Lick_Lead_Paint@reddit
No it's welcome.
naughty_dad2@reddit
The water is just jealous of the land
RianJohnsonIsAFool@reddit
My family still takes the piss out of me for saying that sea water is salty because of all the orgasms. I meant to say organisms.
Grandviewsurfer@reddit
Never touch the stuff.
forevertomorrowagain@reddit
WHAT!!?
fllr@reddit
WAIT UNTIL SHE FINDS OUT FISH PROCREATE IN THR OCEAN
Seductive_allure3000@reddit
Sorry buddy, it's true
ExPristina@reddit
Salt is basically dried up _____
s_harris1@reddit
And to think, people buy sea salt to cook with.
Shabuti3@reddit
It's similar to how carbon becomes diamonds. Fish splooge + pressure + time = salt.
Live-Adhesiveness719@reddit
Colonel_Panix@reddit
Wait until she finds out fish procreate in the ocean!
Strict_Condition_632@reddit
The late comedian WC Fields gave this reason for not drinking water.
skittle-brau@reddit
Some male whales basically shoot gallons of jizz into the sea in the general direction of their femaleâs vagina while theyâre swimming.Â
Funnily enough, some whales have a âwingmanâ that props up the female while another male mates with her.
IKantSayNo@reddit
Mr. Fields, sir, this is a Wendy's.
Spicy_Nugs@reddit
That's why I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.
DrFriedGold@reddit
Sea cucumbers just ejaculate everywhere. Disgusting
Swampbrewja@reddit
A lot of sea animals do that. Coral and fish just release eggs and sperm all over
alecdickson@reddit
The scientific term is âshit and getâ
raspberryharbour@reddit
Are you calling me a sea cucumber?
stablegeniuscheetoh@reddit
See cucummer
CheckHistorical5231@reddit
Those fucking fish
unintentionalfat@reddit
Wait until she finds out they die and decompose in the ocean.
Hol' up. Wait until she finds out the big fish eat the little fish and poop them out in the ocean
Triette@reddit
I donât touch the stuff, fish fuck in it.
Krb0809@reddit
And how they do it đ
Hutcho12@reddit
Or that loads of actual shit is pumped into the sea.
meehanimal@reddit
lol wait until she finds out about broadcast spawners
InternalMusician9391@reddit
Water? Never touched the stuff; fish fuck in it
Walshy231231@reddit
REGGIE!
ArizonaLeatherShops@reddit
Oh nice, Krill! OH NO NOT AGAIN
Piccoroz@reddit
Or how much piss you drink before you are born.
MurderousButterfly@reddit
Wait till she finds out how
Intestinal-Bookworms@reddit
Water? Never touch the stuff.
trtrooi@reddit
Number9Man@reddit
"I don't drink water, fish fuck in it."
MrAverus@reddit
Wait so you mean I've been swimming in fishy fuckwater this whole time?!
maeve_k_97@reddit
even if they breached the surface to take the piss (out of OPs gf) gravity would just pull it back in
maeve_k_97@reddit
even if they breached the surface to take the piss (out of OPs gf) gravity would just pull it back in
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
if you want a real trip look up Marine snow
AchillesNtortus@reddit
Famously said by WC Fields as to why he didn't drink water: "Fish Fuck In It!"
Hot-Equivalent9189@reddit
Wait till she learns trees procreate in the air .
azaghal1988@reddit
that's why I only drink beer. Fish fuck in the water! (/s)
serendipity______@reddit
And murder each other
jamawg@reddit
W.C Fields certainly knew that :-)
william3092@reddit
Why water is salty
paolog@reddit
WC Fields is supposed to have said this was his reason for not drinking water.
Protoshift@reddit
He needs to send her videos of whales shitting shits the size of a boat to make his point clear.
Syg8@reddit
Can whales produce floaters or does it sink to the bottom of the ocean?
Protoshift@reddit
oh man, so whales eject almost "plumes" of shit that are very massive, if I had to say what it looks like, imagine a firehose shooting ground beef into a pool, and the entire pool turns brown/pink.
Syg8@reddit
Oh dear, not quite the image I had in mind. I was thinking of potentially sailing on those things đ
BeatificBanana@reddit
Probably not a good idea to base our own behaviour on what non human animals do, in general. Dogs poo on the street but I'd get arrested if I did, even if I cleaned up after myself!Â
sonicated@reddit
We often piss and shit in nice, clean, modern, high class toilets well above the animals and then it's just pumped out raw and unprocessed into the sea. I think OPs fine and his girlfriend is overreacting.
Syg8@reddit
My point is this is not supposed to happen. We have procedures and they have abandoned them. Maybe due to quantity, who knows only they do but something must be done about our impact. If not just go and shit in all your local swimming pools and whatever else you want
sonicated@reddit
It is supposed to happen. I'm not saying that's right but in many cases the whole system is designed for it to happen like that when it's overloaded.
But even we weren't dumping fucktons of untreated piss and shit into the sea a few swimmers relieving themselves here and there isn't going to have an impact on anything. A single fin whale can piss a tonne of water per day, and whale shit basically keeps the whole ecosystem running.
bartlebyandbaggins@reddit
Not in the developed world we donât. Itâs treated.
sonicated@reddit
We're currently in crisis:
"2023 figures from UK environmental regulators revealed untreated sewage was discharged into UK rivers and coastlines at the very least 584,001 times and thatâs most likely a huge underestimation of the scale of the UK sewage scandal. "
https://waterquality.sas.org.uk/
Syg8@reddit
But this isn't supposed to happen. It has also been pumped into the lakes I have read
sonicated@reddit
I don't get your point?
kuschelig69@reddit
But the dog's owner should pick up the poo
BeatificBanana@reddit
What does that have to do with anything?Â
foley800@reddit
I guess you donât live in San Francisco?
BeatificBanana@reddit
As we are in a UK sub, it's not a difficult guess!Â
Sassy-Sprinkles-1036@reddit
This is where you need to look up the âpoo joggerâ. To narrow your search, add Bondi, Australia. Youâre welcome.
isdeceittaken@reddit
Brown-under
jints07@reddit
Sure from a societal norms perspective, but humans and every other life form are intended to pee and crap in nature. Humans arenât special in this except for rules humans make for each other. Iâm not saying to go crap on the street, but to have some moral issue with peeing in the ocean or the woods or whatever is absurd from a nature standpoint.
BeatificBanana@reddit
I was just making a joke.Â
TlingitGolfer24@reddit
Not in SF.
mtw3003@reddit
That's why they jump, they don't want to piss and shit in the water
ScopeIsDope@reddit
Animals also piss in the streets so we good to go round doing that now too?Â
WasteOfAHuman@reddit
Don't you know? They get out and go on a bush or tree
The_Troyminator@reddit
Her concern is probably more that he essentially pissed in his pants.
RevolutionaryHelp538@reddit
Fun fact! Because of osmosis, salt water fish rarely ever urinate but often produce very salty excrement. Fresh water fish however urinate all the time because their cells keep absorbing the surrounding water
ScaredScorpion@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys9UT7X5iCY
Different_Counter113@reddit
Do fish drink water?
FillerAccount23@reddit
Salt water fish drink water, but don't pee much if at all. Fresh water fish pee but don't drink much, if any, water. It's because of the difference in salt concentrations, which causes water to move into fresh water fish, but out of salt water fish.
thedracle@reddit
In the Loogoon of course.
SunDrenchedWaters@reddit
No, but I get out of the water to shit. Fish don't.
Leifang666@reddit
Let's assume fish are special and don't pee at all, there's still mammals like whales, dolphins and sea otters that very much would urinated in the sea, very similar to human urine.
Bunny_Mom_Sunkist@reddit
The fish go to different Porta-Potties stationed around the ocean. Sometimes there's a really long line for one of them, and that can be a problem because dolphins get PISSY with full bladders.
all-the-time@reddit
I often think about just how many millions or billions of years things have been defecating and urinating in the sea for and how those particles, though mostly cleaned up over time by all sorts of minuscule life forms, are just floating around all over the sea. Semen, blood, puss, you named it, itâs spread out all over that sea.
emdarko@reddit
Bought my first gold ever to award you I laughed so hard I spit out my drink at dinner
jimicus@reddit
Thanks!
Stampede_the_Hippos@reddit
That's why I don't drink water.
Clarknt67@reddit
Whales man. Can you imagine what they unleash?
wtfboooom@reddit
tw: ai-gen
Picklesadog@reddit
Somewhere, a mermaid is mad at her merman for pissing on England.
theinfotechguy@reddit
That's why I won't drink water, can't stand the stuff, fish fuck in it
FugitiveActual@reddit
This is the only reasonable response.
vertigostereo@reddit
Whales too.
Nzdiver81@reddit
Does she not understand where most sewage eventually goes? Or animals that live anywhere close to a river?
thisisntnamman@reddit
Water. Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
Ambitioso@reddit
The sea-pee signifies the official beginning of every beach holiday
reddit_turned_on_us@reddit
I'm totally doing this at the beach on Monday.
audigex@reddit
Fish donât piss
They do shit in the sea, but they donât piss. They remove waste and toxins through their shit and potentially via their gills depending on exactly what the toxin is
noccount@reddit
This had me thinking about the biggest fish that piss in the ocean and then googling whale shit...
Show your GF this OP and she won't be worrying so much about your tiny wee:
"Whales excrete plumes of liquid feces that are flocculent in nature, consisting of loose aggregations of particles.[2][4] These feces, often found floating on the sea surface after being excreted underwater before it dissociates, contain undigested hard objects such as squid beaks.[2][5] Fecal samples are characterized by color, odor, texture, and buoyancy, providing valuable information about the health and ecology of whales.[6] Flatulence has been recorded in whales.[5]"
callmeeeow@reddit
This REALLY made me laugh
labdweller@reddit
I would understand if the fish of Corfu wanted to go pee in OPâs house.
Hamshamus@reddit
Too cold and wet for them
MrGingerella@reddit
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
He must live up north too.
ClarkyCat97@reddit
I'll have you know, fish have had indoor plumbing since the 19th century.
EarballsOfMemeland@reddit
They do more than that in the sea
Kellyjackson88@reddit
Is that not what they are doing when they jump out of the water?
jackgrafter@reddit
They take number twoâs in there too.
_J0hnD0e_@reddit
Do fish even pee? đ¤
Competitive_Ninja352@reddit
They poop too , but Iâd consider human poop unacceptable.
asterallt@reddit
Hahahahahhaah. Saying âget outâ made me spit out my tea. Thank you.
bennydilly@reddit
Start looking for a good divorce lawyer! (doesn't everyone pee in the shower / sea sometimes?)
bigdaddyeb@reddit
Yes Nath you keep standing your ground mate đđđ
AccidentKindly1745@reddit
Where does she think toilet pee goes? Heaven?
Kralgore@reddit
Fish pee in the Sea, Whales and Dolphins too. You can pee in the Sea, You can even poo.
Gingerchaun@reddit
You know who else pees in the ocean? Fish.
sunshinerosed@reddit
Yes do it⌠everyone does it. Notice how there arenât that many queues on beach loos ?
EntireMost6072@reddit
Thats disgusting. You, the dolphins, whales and fish should all use the lavatory.
Mysterious_Job8491@reddit
100% normal to piss in the sea, she is incorrect in her opinion.
comicb00k_mum@reddit
I researched this quite extensively once and found an article that compared the different components of human wee to the naturally present minerals and such on sea water. It basically makes no difference for us to wee in there, it all gets diluted and it doesn't affect water quality so this is valid even for blue flag beaches. Poo however would be a whole other matter so please hold those in until you get to the toilet đ
CcryptoNobodyy@reddit
Sea pee is fine, sea poo is circumstantial
PotatoWinter1909@reddit
NO. It is NOT a normal thing to do. You ARE disgusting.
SecureCut8691@reddit
Tell her that Reddit says she and her family are wrong.
jaywree@reddit
There are two types of people. Those who piss in the sea, and liars.
silversurfer275@reddit
I'm a surfer, and only ever heard of one surfer who doesn't piss in the sea.
thatfreemanguy@reddit
Why does she think to instantly tell you what her family would think of you pissing in the ocean? Are they some sort of moral authority?
roasted-paragraphs@reddit
Just cause its pronounced Pee-er doesn't mean thats what its used for
PrettyOddWoman@reddit
It's gross but I'm pretty sure a lot of people do it
foofie_fightie@reddit
There's a saying used to say no big deal... It goes, "It's just a drop of piss in the ocean"
2ndcupofcoffee@reddit
Stop telling her things like that.
ForzaHorizonRacer@reddit
Wait until she realises that fish fuck in the sea
Own_Consideration978@reddit
As a man whoâs pissed in the sea plenty of times, when needed, Iâve never left a bar area/beach area to go piss in the sea, Iâm sure there are toilets somewhere. To then piss in front of her to stand ur ground is just narcissistic lol
Sometimes I see why women hate us lol just out here doing things to intentionally piss them off.
But if thatâs what makes you feel manly, go for it!
fasada68@reddit
I peed in the sea
Now girlfriend so mad at me
Next time keep mouth shut
More22@reddit
Just do it and move on. No announcement necessary.
External-Hornet7456@reddit
Gonna say it; any partner who pissed in front of me deliberately would be dumped, sea or no sea. There's such a thing as oversharing.
pennywise1235@reddit
Not abnormal in any way, but kinda lost the argument telling her. Just keep that one under your hat next time.
Also, what do her parents have to do with anything?
Bluej777@reddit
Why do you think itâs so salty? We pee. Fish pee. Whales pee. The sea is pee!!!
_qrius_@reddit
Of course it's normal. Wait until she finds out how scuba divers pee ...
... Yes, right in the wetsuits, so they are covered in piss.
Calaho@reddit
At least you didn't have a Corpoo.
Tasty_Candy3715@reddit
This is another reason why I donât like swimming.
IIMoZMaNII@reddit
Women just love to be offended at minor things.
Rare_Effect_4826@reddit
The sea is 90% piss and whale spunk by now, that's why it's so salty.
When I take my kids to the beach, they don't go near the toilet for about 8 hours.
Everybody pisses in the sea, only a selct few of us are brave enough to admit it.
Clean-Hour4918@reddit
Fish pee bro
RevolutionaryOwl2937@reddit
You carry on, but to keep the peace don't brag about it?
HalfAgony-HalfHope@reddit
Is it gross? Yes. Does it matter in the grand scheme of things? No.
badger906@reddit
Fish produce ammonia as their waste decomposes. Our pee contains ammonia.. thereâs no difference to the ocean. It contains bacteria that breaks down ammonia!
MooninmyMouth@reddit
Hell, I took my kids (10m + 7m) out in a dinghy into the middle of the Caribbean, we were visiting uninhabited coves to go snorkeling. (I am a very experienced boater and diver.) We are in the middle of the ocean, when one of them had to do #2. I told him to jump overboard and hold onto the ropes on the side of our dinghy, and let it loose, way out there in the middle of the ocean. It mustâve been 90 feet deep below us. And so he did. And some fish ate it and were glad. The boys were laughing with joy, it was all so silly. A favorite family memory 25 years later.
two80one@reddit
does she get upset at all the whale and dolphin cum in the sea then too?
Inconspicuous_is_it@reddit
i sometimes wee when the water is below knee height to just feel what it feels like to wee myself then get in to rinse it off - each to their own
regginykints@reddit
Yeah it's normal use to do it all time as a kid but I probably wouldn't now as an adult unless I had to because when you get of the sea you're effectively walking around in piss stained shorts/underwear.
Ok_Individual1766@reddit
I also saw someone pissing in the sea in Croatia must be connected now
a_good_nights_sleep@reddit
I get the idea of being grossed out by pee, especially at the beach where other swimmers are around you. I wouldnât want to swim through someone elseâs pee, who peed near me.
âŚbut sheâs gonna be real upset when she sees what a whale drops on the ocean
leewoc@reddit
Wait til she realises all the animals that live in the sea and piss also piss in the sea!
Content_Chest8215@reddit
Nah man, piss away. Where does she think sewers run too?
UtopiaThief@reddit
Classic Reddit. Present a simple relationship disagreement and have all the angry loners instantly suggest a break up. Misery loves company
GOATGamerProSticks@reddit
She's a prude, it's the primordial soup that everything on earth drains back into, some people have illogical hang ups.
It's not like you took a dump in the surf, now that is below the belt.
Now people that harvest gutter oil for cooking, that is pure filth in comparison đ¤ˇđźââď¸.
All human industrial toxins, car tyre rubber drains down hill not to mention the actual floating detritus of all toilets known to man.
How do you quantify her disdain for what you did.
Besides you won't be able to taste it over the salt đ§ mix anyway.
There she goes nose đđźđ¤Ľ in the air, I can smell what you just did đđ¤Łđ.
You know what's worse the parabens & rubbish in your sun cream killing the surf đď¸đ đđŤ§đđźââď¸đđźââď¸đŁđźââď¸đ¤˝đźââď¸ lifeđ§đťââď¸ under the sea đ¤żđŠąđ˘đ§đŚđŚđŹđđłđđ đĄđŚđŚđŚđŚđđŞźđŚŞđ޸đ.
Priorities are all over the place đ đźââď¸ for hang ups đ¤ˇđźââď¸.
Human psychology is a mangled mess on a great many existential things brother.
Just try to pick up as much trash đď¸đŽ as you can when you exit the beach âąď¸, I'm sure that will clean up your karma some đŤ đĽ´đ unless she will look down đđź on that a sentimentality as well.
In that case stop caring what she thinks đđźđ§đźââď¸ my final suggestion đ lol.
MountainAd2296@reddit
I (24F) and all my family always have done this. Most people do. I do always get scared people will see me doing it tho. I have this irrational fear that my pee will turn the water a different colour and everyone will know what Iâve done
Doseydave@reddit
Perfectly normal, but not while standing on a diving board.
SqueakyKnees007@reddit
Fish have been pissing in the sea for a long time. Why do you feel the need to tell her you took a leak? Are there mommy issues here?
Unlucky-Baker8722@reddit
Seagulls do a lot worse in the seaâŚ
Curiously91@reddit
Iâve done when Iâve been swimming it but I think itâs decent not to do it right in front of or near other people and going in the sea for that reason alone seems a bit much - surely you could have gone to a restroom?
Aggressive_Day8681@reddit
Does she understand the mechanism of how cruise liners and tankers etc dispose of human waste at sea??
Rincewind_78@reddit
Strange thing to be angry about. When you do it again, just donât tell her. She would never know !
IStillChaseTheWind@reddit
The comment about her parents is something I find very odd. Does she have to run everything she does by them or something
Knuck1es01@reddit
What poor deprived person went on a family trip to the beach as a child and when they told their parents they needed a wee, instead of the perfectly rational thought of âgo and piss in that giant world toilet over thereâ were told that instead they had to hold it in at the embarrassment of pissing themselves in front of a bunch of random strangers whilst waiting in a 20 minute queue for those rancid public toilets that will probably charge ÂŁ2.50 just to get inside for the privilege of standing in somebody elseâs piss?
venquessa@reddit
You are an organism native to this planet (I assume, it is reddit). Why would you not be entitled to piss in the ocean? All the other organisms do it.
smileh@reddit
Where does she think the fish piss?
ezekielbeats@reddit
I believe you might have uncovered your girlfriend is a moron.
neilmack_the@reddit
Sea is fine (as long as you're waist-high or higher).
But if you do it in the swimming pool AND announce to your mates (like a 20-something guy did in Pefkos this August), then it's not normal and not acceptable. We know it happens, but to do it intentionally...nah.
GeekGamerG@reddit
Most people pee in the sea. Sheâs already swimming in pee whether you do or not 𤣠Now peeing in swimming pools is another thing. Again, a lot of people do. Itâs been a very long time since Iâve been swimming but, I have in the past. However a horror story from a teenage mag put me off doing so ever again. One pool had a dye or something that reacted to pee and the poor girl was being followed by a purple trail of water, letting everyone know sheâd had a cheeky wee đ
Nikolopolis@reddit
She wouldn't believe all of the shit she is swimming in...
AnonymousGamerGiirl@reddit
I canât believe everyoneâs saying itâs normal. Yâll donât have the energy to move a few feet and actually go to the bathroom?
Dramatic_Macaroon416@reddit
Yea itâs disgusting, then they act like saying that fish go in there it suddenly makes it fine. Animals do a lot of things I wouldnât do. These lazy redditors would probably piss in there bath tubs too.
pullingteeths@reddit
Why is it bad?
Dramatic_Macaroon416@reddit
Itâs not about being harmful or not. I could pee in a cup in my bedroom itâs not harmfulâŚbut you know what? I just go to the toilet. Because I am not so lazy that I just piss wherever I stand or sit. Same thing with the lake/ocean. how the fuck are you unable to just piss before you go in the body of water everyone uses for recreation? how lazy are people? you are in the lake for what 15 minutes or is it just too lazy to walk a 100 yards to the bathroom. we arent horses we don't just piss and shit whenever.
pullingteeths@reddit
It's not "wherever" it's in a place where it doesn't harm or affect anyone. The ocean isn't a swimming pool.
Dramatic_Macaroon416@reddit
your argument it's not a swimming pool? Yea I mean it's a beach, it's also not your personal fucking toilet either. Yes it doesn't kill people, but to say swimming around in your own piss is just a ok is the problem chief. You do you bud. You strike me as the type that pisses their own pants. But hey no harm no foul right;)
pullingteeths@reddit
The ocean is vast and full of human and animal piss and shit, we pump sewage into it. Swimming out and pissing in it doesn't mean anyone is swimming around in it, it's washed away in billions of gallons of water.
Dramatic_Macaroon416@reddit
yea but the key is its vast. that is like saying its fine to just litter and do whatever because we have landfills. Its not its a vast area. And you have shitty logic. Animals piss and shit in my front yard, you however cannot shit or piss in my front yard. Do you see where your logic falls flat? Just because animals are doing something doesn't mean its fine you are. You goof. Here's a tip. When you have to go potty. Use a toilet. I believe in you big guy.
AnonymousGamerGiirl@reddit
FR! I got 6 downvotes for being someone that actually makes the effort to go to the bathroom đ¤Łđ I find it so unhygienic how people just sit in their piss / piss covered clothes đ
Old_Introduction_395@reddit
Was it only a few feet?
GetUpNGetItReddit@reddit
Law and order theme plays
Jamie2556@reddit
How near to a bathroom are you at the beach? My local beach has a toilet block about ten/fifteen minutes walk each was, we just pee in the sea.
GiveOverAlready@reddit
The gf was at the bar, so I'm guessing there's a toilet pretty close?
Jamie2556@reddit
So in his situation itâs gross? But normally it is still fine? I suppose it also depends how crowded the sea is. If I was in a shallow bit surrounded by kids I wouldnât pee but if thereâs a lot of room and the water is deep and moving itâs probably ok.
GiveOverAlready@reddit
You're the one who brought up distance to a toilet? If that wasn't relevant why did you talk about it?
netzure@reddit
Iâm a scuba diver. We all led in the sea. When you are 30 metres under the water you donât have a choice, anyway the composition of seawater and urine are very similar. Where do you think the fish and marine mammals do their business?
Effelumps@reddit
What you forgot to tell was, that steeping in a layer of your own brew in your wetsuit for 30mins, working it in with the warmth of your body at a few atmospheres, does something remarkable.
It is one of mankinds rarest and ripest aromas when you get out of the sea. Perfume traders from exotic countries have been known to travel thousands of miles to aquire phials of dive pee, often handled under the counter in the souks and bazaars. Each flavour unique in notes and tones, but can cause some sommeliers to faint at the complexity of the scent.
ColossusOfChoads@reddit
It's normal!
xXSNEAKY_RAZORXx@reddit
Ngl shoulda just kept that to yourself
jonnoscouser@reddit
Where does she think all the piss from the millions of other animals and fish go? She'll never swim again
PeteKraymon@reddit
Peeing in a wetsuit in Cornwall is the best warming experience.
PeteKraymon@reddit
what about a number 2?
Nonny-Mouse100@reddit
Wait until she hears what fish, dolphins and whales do in the sea.
Innocuouscompany@reddit
Ask her what does she think the sea life does?
kangarujack@reddit
I don't necessarily think its the impact on the environment that is concerning, its the 'what the fuck?' Of it. Why not just go to the bathroom? To me its inconceivable and weird.
_SpicyMeatball@reddit
Real talk, sheâs just annoyed that she didnât think of it first. All those times holding it in just to realise she couldâve gone for it. Tell her she needs to direct her anger at her parents and direct her pee into the sea.
Intelligent-Run-4944@reddit
Is your girlfriend dumb?
RealMaiWaifu@reddit
Context needed. How deep in the sea were you when you peed?
AdCommercial6714@reddit
sorry bro, massive red flag
RUN
SingleManVibes76@reddit
Aha, so that's why the sea is salty!
TardyMoments@reddit
Wait until she finds out about tap water, and what happens after a toilet flush!
Charmeister5@reddit
It's a bit weird to enter the sea just to pee when I assume toilets are available, if you're already in the sea and need to go like sure
Charmeister5@reddit
It's a bit weird to enter the sea just to pee when I assume toilets are available, if you're already in the sea and need to go like sure
Obvious-Water569@reddit
Everyone who swims in the sea has pissed in there at one time or another.
You girlfriend needs to get a grip.
JevWeazle@reddit
"my family have been peeing in the sea for years"...
heheh never read that sentence before
Bigbesss@reddit
Does she know things like die in there too
New_Line4049@reddit
I'd say normal, as long as there's a little space around you and you're not huddled in a group. Announcing that that's what you just did however, is not normal.
Arya148@reddit
Urine is sterile, providing your kidneys are working. Maybe she needs educating on that. Socially, it may not be acceptable but your urine will not cause any harm.
Hivemind_alpha@reddit
Someone should tell gf that fish piss in the sea.
For bonus points, there's the W.C. Fields quote as to why he won't drink water...
DutchOfBurdock@reddit
The sperm whale on average ejaculates 5 gallons of sperm. Less than a gallon of that makes it into its partner. You ever wondered why the sea is so salty?
Alice_Da_Cat@reddit
Whilst it's very normal to wee in the sea I'm not sure id be announcing it to anyone đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Did your girlfriend maybe now grow up around the sea a lot? As in lived in a city where there were no beaches or something, I can't understand the disgusted part, like everyone pees in the ocean surely đ¤Łđ¤Ł
OP don't even think about telling her if you pee in the shower! That's something you should definitely keep to yourself đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Acceptable_Tower_609@reddit
I hardly expect you to read this among the 4k+ comments here, but in Bulgaria we sum it up in this "joke":
The life guard approached a man and confronts him: -Dude, why did you pee in the sea?!! The man calmly responds: -Well, because everybody does it, duh. The guard: -Yeah, but not everybody does it from the pier!..
Additional_Apple5837@reddit
Just make sure to remind her, that if she joins the "freely piss" club, NOT to do it in communal baths - Not because it's disgusting, but because there is a dye that will react with the piss.
Stick to the sea, toilets or each other to piss on
Big_Stretch3684@reddit
Imo weeing in the sea is far less gross than sitting on a soggy, sandy, piss and shit ridden beach toilet seat that only gets cleaned once a week đ¤ˇââď¸
Typical_Main_8944@reddit
Yeah, People have different feelings about it, so maybe just talk it through and move on. It sounds like you're having a good time together, so this might just be a small thing. I've done that too when swimming, it just seems natural.
jeticus@reddit
Itâs literally the same argument as âyou should turn off your tv from the socket to save energy because of the little standby lightâ⌠meanwhile in vegas every nightâŚ
migx78@reddit
Unless you got it out and start peeing with your shorts down with water below your knees there's no problem at all. You sent see people complaining about Wales ejaculating in the water do you?
iftlatlw@reddit
Unleash the trouser python. No issue in the ocean - it's huuuuge.
Future_Proofing@reddit
I think it's only wrong if she complained because she "felt the warmth" suddenlt.... otherwise, dont shout it out loud when mid stream and your good.
thistle-down-fairy@reddit
Wait until she finds out about all the pee in public pools â ď¸
omgee1975@reddit
I mean, if sheâs pretty and rich, surely thatâs all that matters in a woman?
ekam_sat@reddit
Tell her fish piss in it every day
sCoobeE74@reddit
Time to go. I think you have any answers you need to imagine how the future may be.
Getreadytotravel321@reddit
Hey, there are worse things. You could have jumped on her back and done it.
XLDumpTaker@reddit
Peeing in the sea is fine.
Going into the sea to pee when there are toilets available around the corner is just autistic.
Are you a fucking retard?
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
If youâre in the sea and you need a piss itâs fine.
If you GO into the sea to take a piss itâs not fine.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Itâs a 5 minute round trip to the bogs at the hotel from the beach, at what point would would you consider just going in the sea then making a trip to the toilets
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
I wouldnât intentionally use the sea as a toilet if actual toilets are available.
You wouldnât do that if it was a swimming pool would you
ratscabs@reddit
Because swimming pools and the ocean are identical, reallyâŚ
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
They are not.
The common factor is the person who thinks itâs ok to choose to piss in one will likely choose to piss in the other.
ThrewAwayTeam@reddit
What about water fountains or puddles?
Morgan_Pen@reddit
And you're basing that on... what exactly?
Redphantom000@reddit
Have you never met other humans before?
On_The_Blindside@reddit
I think we know the answer to that.
I_got_rabies@reddit
I donât think sea world knows this.
Teembeau@reddit
A swimming pool is made to be clean. You go because it's warm and clean. The ocean is not clean. Never had been. And your 1l of pee is being added to a soup of millions of cubic kilometres. It will be consumed by plant life, plankton, natural evaporation.
blabla857@reddit
A litre of piss
Ethan--winters@reddit
The difference being that the ocean is full of dirt, creatures and corpses already and a swimming pool doesn't have any of those things in it
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
The similarity is that a person who goes to the sea to take a piss is likely the same person who goes to the pool to take one
On_The_Blindside@reddit
Sounds like you're pulling that "stat" out of your arse to be honest.
Mispict@reddit
It does. I think we need to do a survey.
Jimbodoomface@reddit
I'd piss in the sea. Wouldn't piss in the pool. Ergo. Quad erat demonstrandum. Pro bono publico.
Mispict@reddit
Depends. Is the swimming pool olympic sized? Or the size of the ocean?
Ybuzz@reddit
5 minute round trip.. so like 2 and a half minutes away there is a toilet you can use, and you're already out of the water?
I think that's the thing that's grossed her out. Not that it's necessarily 'unhygienic' to pee in the sea, it's really not - but maybe it feels lazy or inconsiderate to her to choose to pee in the sea, especially around other people, when you could have popped to the loo and been back in barely more time.
I've done a five minute walk just to avoid using a public toilet over a private one. Peeing in the sea, to me, is for when you're already in the water and you'd have to get out, get dry and then wander around to find horrible beach side toilets, or a cafe (if there is one) that will let you use theirs, or there's no facilities at all and the other option is just to pee in a bush - not when you're sat at a bar and perfectly good hotel loos are basically round the corner.
Might just feel a bit.. disrespectful? I don't want to say 'barbaric' because that's too strong but that's the closest word I can come with, like it's uncivilised somehow, or rude, especially if you're with family who she wants to have/keep a good impression of you maybe she found it embarrassing.
SpikeGolden@reddit
Spot onÂ
Danaleer@reddit
A 5 minute round trip is nothing...
Competitive_Art_4480@reddit
It's not weird but best to keep it to yourself
BeardySam@reddit
Itâs absolutely fine, but donât announce it
bow_down_whelp@reddit
Its absolutely fine to wee in the ocean, anyone who balks at a piss in the ocean needs to have a look at their perspectivesÂ
P2P-BSH@reddit
Because they've already pissed before I got in
P2P-BSH@reddit
What's the difference between? Both have the same outcomes.
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
They do indeed have the same outcome. But they have a vastly different intent.
One scenario teaches you that the ocean is a vast homeopathic soup of liquids and it almost doesnât matter what you add to it. The other that your partner is a scummer who would avoid using a nearby toilet and they probably piss in the swimming pool because they can get away with it.
AgileCondition7650@reddit
But if you pee in the toilet, that pee will eventually end up in the ocean. It's just pee. Everyone pees in the ocean, but I don't know a single person who would pee in the pool. Only toddlers and assholes pee in the pool.
Brovigil@reddit
I am learning the hard way that otherwise civilized people will completely abandon all decency if they can't get caught. The pool would be the perfect test of integrity if it weren't impossible to grade.
AgileCondition7650@reddit
No. People don't pee in the pool for purely selfish reasons. That's also why people don't pee while taking a bath. No one wants to swim in their own pee
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
I do
P2P-BSH@reddit
What if you say out loud that "I'm just going to get a better look at the fishes", but inside you know it's really to have a piss.
WelcometotheZhongguo@reddit
Then you would be a liar AND a weird pissy boy who probably doesnât wash their hands afterwards.
Inner_West_Ben@reddit
What if you wash your hands in the sea water you just pissed in?
Jimbodoomface@reddit
I absolutely can't tell if you're taking the piss. People that pee when they're swimming just go. they're not stood, wang out unleashing into the ocean. they don't pull their trunks down even.
WarApprehensive2580@reddit
Neither will the OP's partner xD
Admirable_Nature149@reddit
Itâs weird but more appropriate.
Kidtwist73@reddit
It's less about the contamination, it's more about the manners. It's not like you were actually swimming around, or even at the beach. You were in a nearby bar, and then walked across the road and pissed in the ocean. Why didn't you use the toilet in the place you were in/going to?
It's just... Not every place is your personal urinal.
Due-Degree4125@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution.
I pee all over the great outdoors. Itâs a byproduct of playing outside. Weâre animals.
Is this the hill you want to die on?
I would enjoy my pees outside with minimal advertising in the future.
Shelleym71@reddit
Why didn't you use the toilets that should be provided in the bar? It's just rotten
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
People sweat in the sea thatâs grim
Shelleym71@reddit
That's true
HerbTarlekWKRP@reddit
Bro I pee in the pool
Fun-Ad3981@reddit
Yes
Bertscern@reddit
I was sold at "my family have been peeing in the sea for years" hopefully she can get over it so your children can keep up the tradition
JCPLee@reddit
Wait till she finds out about whale semen.
Schtick_@reddit
Wait till she sees a photo of a whale taking a shit
Antique-Suit-5275@reddit
Ridiculous reaction from your gf
EphEwe2@reddit
Waist deep = ok to pee. Standing on shore = not ok to pee.
Free-Restaurant-7229@reddit
Iâve heard sharks can smell urine and are attracted to it so I always pee right when Iâm ready to get out. Haha
TesticleezzNuts@reddit
Donât tell her about the amount of whale sperm sheâs swimming in.
patch_e_behr@reddit
It's not weird to do, but kinda weird that you told her. Depends on the context I guess. I'm currently imagining "Hi love I've just been for a piss in the sea"
Competitive-Bad2502@reddit
If she pretends she isnât doing it, sheâs a liar. We all treat ourselves to some relief in the big blue.
Apidium@reddit
Presumably the bar has a toilet? Why go out of your way to go in the ocean?
Ashamed-Service-4401@reddit
They say you should not pee in the Amazon or a parasitic fish will Salmon it's way up your sausage spout though I never had that exact problem . Instead I witnessed an angry van driver carrying a soggy brown bag to the neighbors door and quickly speeding off before anyone came to the door . Funny how things never turn out quite the way we expect đ¤đ¤đ¤
Thefdt@reddit
The amount of sewage that gets pumped into the oceans, a little bit of pee ainât going to harm anyone.
Everyone pees in the sea except your gf. Bet even her family do.
palindromesko@reddit
Another idiot thinking the ocean is not already full of fish poop and whale sperm.
PleasantAd7961@reddit
I'd be more worried about how much one whale wees than a human lol and where does she think it goes from the waste plants?
jollynelolipop@reddit
let my man be free the whole world is his bathroom
kindof_great_old_one@reddit
You better not tell her what whales do in the sea, especially sperm whales!
EducationalTell9103@reddit
This sounds like something you could be fined $500 for in Australia
leeD2465@reddit
It's normal
VirtualGift8234@reddit
There is a solid reason why I refuse to swim in lakes,rivers and oceans. I watch a lot of true crime and dead bodies are often thrown in bodies of water. Not only that, but people pee,poop and have sex in those places. Just so full of bacteria, not all of it good.
DefinitelynotDanger@reddit
I feel like there's a significant difference between getting in the sea to piss vs standing on the shore pissing into the sea.
But it definitely shouldn't be any different đ
Putrid-Language4178@reddit
Your a pig. She should dump your ass
Anonsaffa@reddit
The way I see it. For everyone that does this, you're saving fresh flush water from being wasted.
Odd_Mulberry1660@reddit
On occasion, when stuck Iâve even gone as far as a number two in the sea.
pinniped1@reddit
If fish pee in it, I can pee in it.
Possible exception for my buddy's aquarium, but all bets are off after a few cocktails.
GeologistStraight855@reddit
They is worse things to do than wee in the sea lmao haha, Iâve done it as a child and adult. Christ you go swimming in leisure centres god knows how many children or people have in those. I would do the same im female mid 20s donât feel ashamed because she thinks itâs disgusting. To me itâs the same if we in fields or denes whilst on walks etc men and women then the sea isnât any different to me. More shit going into the sea than anyone having a wee. If you gotta go you gotta go. Some people just over dramatic donât take it personal.
carlbernsen@reddit
Thanks a lot, buddy, now we have to drain it all and start again.
SlimLacy@reddit
Where does she think the fish pee.. or shit for that matter?
MamfieG@reddit
Ha! Has she not heard of all the literal shit that gets dumped into the sea!? I live in Brighton, itâs rife đ¤Ž, a little piss wonât make any difference!
Agreeable_Plant7899@reddit
Its literally, all piss!?! Human piss, fish piss, other piss...
electriceel57@reddit
Just hold fire when you're in your local leisure pool! ( Only because they might have that dye that reacts and marks you out as a serial pisser.......
Severe_Beginning2633@reddit
When in Kavos âŚ
MorriganRaven69@reddit
It's full of fish and bird shit. You're fine.
I'm a wild swimmer and have been a dinghy sailor. Lots of lakes and rivers have been pissed in.
IllustriousEbb5839@reddit
Maybe it bothers her that youâre pissing your pants in public whilst standing in the sea?
Key-Concept-8962@reddit
I thought it was the law to the piss in the sea
Ecstatic_Custard7009@reddit
such a reddit type response that people would tell you straight faced to break up with her, the fact that askuk is still a viable spot to ask questions when most people answering them live on the internet 24/7 and can only give you internet based answers instead of real life answers is insane to me
Logicdamcer@reddit
Should we teach the fish to use portable potties?
_jay__bee_@reddit
Where does she think her precious piss goes ????
Morrland01@reddit
At least you didnât take a shit đ¤ˇđťââď¸ just canât win
ShirtCockingKing@reddit
I did a shit in the sea in Barbados once.
Scouser3008@reddit
There's two types of people in this world, those who piss in the sea, and liars.
Connect_Caramel_2789@reddit
No, it is not normal! Your girlfriend is 100% right. Imagine everyone doing the same. Be in the sea and someone urinating...disgusting.
Kazumi96@reddit
most of the water we drink is recycled piss
LordDragon88@reddit
Wait until she learns about Aquadumps
EmberCitrine@reddit
hi :)
phantomofzero@reddit
Global warming up 0.00000000000000000000...(several million zeroes later)0001%
drellynz@reddit
Where does she think fish take a shit?
Gorgeouspants@reddit
I've wee'd in the sea. I swam the english channel (England to France) for charity & i must have stunk of wee when i took my wetsuit off as i did about 10 wees in it to keep warm. Us girls are just jealous that we find it more difficult to wee in public. You guys can just whip it out pretty much anywhere & pee in the corner. Thats a perk of being a bloke đđ˝
Honeybell2020@reddit
Everyone pees in the sea !
KrisBoozybreath@reddit
If you wee in open water youâre opening your urethra to all sorts of living organisms and bacteria.
Capital_Self1758@reddit
I thought everyone peed in the sea. Someone being angry for peeing in the sea would seriously give me the ick
Infamous_Culture_171@reddit
Where does she think sewage ends up?
Highland_Cathedral@reddit
Wait until she finds out you piss in the shower.
Life-Weird1959@reddit
Nta animals pee in te ocean all the time.
CurryMonsterr@reddit
Nothing weird about pissing in the sea.
DJ_McScrubbles95@reddit
Bruh, theres much more issues than takin a quicker pisser in the sea. She can get over herself for it. Probs would be good to remind her that theres bigger fish to fry than taking a piss
WestcoastBestcoast84@reddit
Better the sea than the poolâŚ
UnluckyRMDW@reddit
Major companies do horrendous things to the ocean, but you pee in it once your the POS
Accomplished-Talk578@reddit
You are both wrong. Doing it in some public places like sea or forest may be an uncomfortable subject for a person, and they have right to feel the way they feel, itâs your bad making her uncomfortable with the information you could easily keep for yourself. And still, biologically, there is absolutely nothing wrong doing it in the see, and, as you said you made it discreetly walking into the sea, not from the pier or from the beach, so itâs ok and she could simply tell she doesnât like to know deatils about where and how you do your stuff instead if freakig out aboit it.
virginiaparamedic@reddit
Fish do it
ibblackberry@reddit
If her parents are mad at that, wait till they find out where your jizz ends up.
LauraCurie@reddit
I think, but Iâm really not sure because I might be on the spectrum of autism so Iâm not entirely sure of what is normal or not and found since I watched the Office that you Brit people do stretch the concept of normality in ways I never would have thought of, that the key here is simply to not admit you pee in place where people swim.
Like the normal thing for women is to never say they fart.
The normal thing for kids is to never admit they pee in the pool.
Forget the ethics of the behavior in itself, that is not the relevant topic here, focus on whatâs normal.
You thinking that you could share everything with the one you chose to marry is a false constructed assumption. YOU CANNOT SAY EVERYTHING to your wife. For example; admitting that you cheated is ok, a acknowledgement of the fault is a first step to redemption. Admitting you think her sister is cute is a bad mistake and opens a series of tough years to come.
So, in a nutshell, the normal thing to do in this specific situation is to pee in the sea and not to mention it to anyone or pee in designated areas and go on with your life without telling anyone else about your choice.
Cool-Departure4120@reddit
What does she think marine animals do in the water? Use marine toilets???
Dr_D-M-T@reddit
you have got to piss in the sea itâs the law
Much-War1743@reddit
Wait until she finds out what some companies are dumping in our waterways.
Nonbinary_Cryptid@reddit
Has she heard of fish?
Abl8afib@reddit
Fish pee in the sea but it doesnât stop humans swimming in it. Your pee would eventually end up in the sea anyway. As long as you didnât pee right next to a bunch of swimmers I donât see the problem. Peeing in a swimming pool or hot tub is a whole different story though đ¤Ł
Little_Alps_640@reddit
The tears I cried yesterday have fallen on me today as rain. Tell her to get fucked.
TwistyNeptune@reddit
You've got to do a piss in the sea, Kevin. It's the law.
visualthings@reddit
Whales shit in the sea, corpses decay in the sea, boats full if motor oil, diesel and god knows what sink into it, but you had to ruin it with your pee?!! Â You ruined the sea for at least a year, now!
Thin_Knee5037@reddit
Yeah it's normal, wait until she finds out that you piss in the shower
Hungry_Toe_9555@reddit
Pee on her next time so she learns her place.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Golden shower inbound
wassupsooshi@reddit
Nothing beats just releasing when you donât want to hike all the way to the bathroom.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Will do brother! Thank you
tensinahnd@reddit
Wait till she hears where all the wastewater goes.
simmyawardwinner@reddit
i always pee in the sea, dang
Alternative_Love_861@reddit
The ocean is fish piss
yessirboby@reddit
đđ¤Łđđ¤Łâşď¸ how funny just donât tell her next time !
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Half the fun is telling her what I did!
PrestigiousRub4131@reddit
I donât see an issue. Saltwater is a natural antibacterial agent?
Eggtastico@reddit
You are on island. Guess what happens to the toilet contents when itâs flushed. Good job you didnt see a floater.
MillYinz@reddit
Wait until she hears what the whales do in there.
Maleficent-Walrus-28@reddit
Itâs actually illegal in some places. Big fine. Apparently itâs for protecting the marine environment. Iâd be interested to see how much damage piss can do in that much dilution however. Not that Iâm saying theyâre wrong. I just donât understand the mathematics/logistics of it.Â
MelissaA621@reddit
Do they fine the fish and the sea mammals for peeing, too? đ I realize I am a trash American, but seriously? Fining people for peeing in an ocean? I usually think Europeans are superior to us in most ways, but this might be a bit too far.
ah-ah-aaaah-ah@reddit
It is to make people think before they do it and to remind people that the government takes this seriously. A bit more than a "don't step on the lawn" sign.
SleepyEmu734@reddit
It's also to do with the microplastics that are expelled when peeing, to reduce the amount that gets in to marine life, like the fish you might eat at your beach-side restaurant.
This is from a study of just 10 people:
microplastics study
SatInTheTree@reddit
âMicroRaman spectroscopyâ I feel like this is really shining a light on the matter.
DeepPanWingman@reddit
Unless you're stood on the beach pissing into the waves they have zero chance of policing this, at all, ever. Might as well make a law against thinking about cheese on a Tuesday for all the good it'll do.
Maleficent-Walrus-28@reddit
I know itâs silly right. Not like they can put a chemical in the sea to highlight it
Danaleer@reddit
That would be fun if they could
BerossusZ@reddit
There is no way peeing in the sea does literally anything
Ckn-bns-jns@reddit
Iâve seen pictures of beaches in Portugal filled with people in the water. Big difference if you are in a less populated area taking a wee than hundreds of other people doing the same in a small area.
strolls@reddit
This rule makes sense in the Mediterranean because the Med has no tide, but it's ridiculous in Portugal.
If you piss in tidal waters then it's miles away within hours, not to mention the dilution.
JustMMlurkingMM@reddit
Everyone pisses in the sea. Thatâs why itâs salty.
If sheâs disgusted by this your wedding night is going to be a disaster.
And why would her parents her so excited about knowing where you pee? The whole family needs therapy.
Longjumping_Art605@reddit
When I did it, people around me could smell it. I will never do it again.
Illustrious-Pop-2727@reddit
Red flag. Next step is telling you not to piss when taking a shower.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I will be pissing on her leg to show her knows boss
ToePsychological8709@reddit
I think almost everyone wees in the sea. It's full of blood and carcasses and fish poo and bird poo and human poo anyway. Your little wee isn't going to add much to it.
It would be a bit distasteful to take a dump directly in the sea however. Does your gf pee in the shower?
mooohaha64@reddit
What does your girlfriend actually think happens when you have been to the toilet ? Just let her know every time she has a glass of water it has already been through about 10 people first !
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Think sheâd stop drinking all together at that point!
SailingShoes1989@reddit
The sea is chocked full of human shite. Donât worry. đ
MrBlennerhassett@reddit
Time for a new girlfriend that has a good brain.
djjolicoeur@reddit
I mean context matters, when you say âthe seaâ are you on the actual ocean? Thereâs a bar in ocean city, seacrets, that has little in-water tables in a bay where people sit and booze all dayâŚ.people DO pee in there and I think thatâs gross as there are people all around you. On the other hand, if weâre talking the ocean and nobodies around, let it rip. Almost everyone I know who spends time on boats pees into the sea lol, itâs fine.
Von-Stassen@reddit
Something I wouldn't do myself but it's not really a big deal, as long as you're only pissing in it I guess.
jobbyspanker@reddit
A pee is nothing but it blows my mind that we allow businesses to get away with pumping raw sewage into the sea and rivers.
If you go swimming in the shite-us You'll get worse than dermititis From the sea of grey detritus Where the sewage ebbs and flows
There's no respite From the cess-pit No shelter from the pong The poor old ocean Is full of motions Where the hell did we go wrong?
ACBT94@reddit
You have to pee in the sea, itâs the law!
Frogs4@reddit
Another fascinating image from David Attenborough's docs was the coastal waters, breaking on a beautiful beach, completely white from fish sperm. Apart from the gallons of sperm, fish also poo in the sea. As long as you're not near enough for other people to detect the sudden warmth, you're fine.
coolbeans2me@reddit
Let her know that fish piss in the sea as well. We're all swimming in salty fish piss. Luvley.
dblnot00@reddit
Well if you were at a bar and there was a bathroom, that should have been your first choice. Nothing wrong with peeing in the sea, just not sure I'd advertise that is why I went in.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
About a 5minute round trip to the bogs from the breach, too far in my opinion
dblnot00@reddit
Fair enough, pee away. Now you atleast know not to tell your girlfriend. đ¤Ł
sweetnessfnerk@reddit
If you've ever watched reality survival shows. Or even taken a cruise and got a back tour. Poop and pee go to the open sea. It's okay.
LorenzoSparky@reddit
Iâm guessing the actual toilet was that much further away then
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
5 minute round trip, sea 2nine trip
Frosty-Struggle3274@reddit
I love that she had to tell you her parents would be disgusted too - in order to amplify the multi generational disgust she has in you. Her grandparents and their parents and their friends and any pet they ever had would be disgusted with you. People she hasn't even met yet are disgusted by you.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I will be forever known as the boy who pissed in the sea, my families legacy is in tatters
Frosty-Struggle3274@reddit
Your legapee đ¤
Kristian_Idk@reddit
This reminded me of that old saying about how thereâs dead people in the sea and people still bathe in it but wouldnât bathe in a pool with a corpse. Which means every person has a corpse-to-water ratio where theyâd no longer bathe in said water.
Puzzle13579@reddit
I think her reaction is strange. Whatâs it got to do with her family?
Sad_Effort397@reddit
i mean, telling her that you pissed in the sea she might be swimming in (or already swam in) is kinda of asking for a slap
JustAteAnOreo@reddit
Don't think I've ever seen toilets at a beach.
AdComfortable5486@reddit
What do they think whales and every other living thing in the ocean do???
bopper71@reddit
What does she expect? Does she think that fish nip out to relieve themselves on dry land?! đ¤Łđ¤Ł
archthechef@reddit
Where does she think whales pee? Where does their lose sperm go? Where is all the fish poop?
The ocean is basically a toilet...
Mistress_m0rningstar@reddit
Haha she sounds uptight, or shy and pretending... You've got to have a piss in the sea, it's the law!
Ysbrydion@reddit
Top tip. Don't actually talk about where you're going to / have been to pee out loud to someone you hope will find you attractive.
Keep a bit of bloomin' mystery and you wouldn't have to think about this at all.
Fuzzy-Mountain2088@reddit
Yeah, he just told his GF that he stood in the sea and pissed himself rather than going to the toilet⌠now she has to sit next to him and his pissy pants đ¤Ł
sihasihasi@reddit
Fuck that. If you can't handle knowing that your other half has clutches pearls bodily functions, you need to get a life.
Wretched_Colin@reddit
Theyâve been together two years. Theyâve surely broken down the bodily functions barrier by now
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
She farts in bed on my leg, but pissing in the sea when sheâs not even in it Iâd think would be fine
Key_Smoke_Speaker@reddit
I think it's more that you deliberately left a bar which I'm assuming had bathrooms to walk to the ocean to piss.
YouNeedAnne@reddit
Bathrooms in a bar? What? Oh you mean toilets.
cactiloveyou@reddit
i was assuming he was on the beach and she walked to the bar to grab drinks.
Key_Smoke_Speaker@reddit
Unless I read another one of his replies wrong it sounds like he walked five or so minutes to the beach to "use the bathroom"
cactiloveyou@reddit
I think he was saying it takes 5 minutes of walking to get back to the hotel to pee instead of just peeing in the ocean. I hope thatâs what heâs saying, at least.
SwanEuphoric1319@reddit
So he walked 5+ minutes just to pee there, then went out of his way to tell her about it? Sounds a little weird TBH
I would pee in the sea because I'm already there, OP making it sound like a damn fetish
McChickenLargeFries@reddit
Ohh, well that's weird then.. Unless the bar had the grossest and busiest bathrooms.
DigbyChickenZone@reddit
bingo
igncom1@reddit
Well not if it's a beachside bar. Then it's just some chairs and a bench for the bartender to stand behind.
NewGuyCH@reddit
Thatâs 1000x grosser than pissing in the sea. Super weirdâŚ
Klutzy_Equipment_614@reddit
Tell us you've never shared a bed with another human without actually telling us.
icarusballs@reddit
Yeah it actually farting directly on someone? Shit is fucked up imo
ConfusedAndCurious17@reddit
Buddy⌠once a relationship gets to a certain point itâs kinda just gonna happen. Itâs not fucked up. I would think 2 years is a bit early but everyone is different. People want the comfort of their partners bodies pressed against them, and bodily functions still happen.
Over a decade in with my wife and I do not think there is any type of her bodily excretion I havenât had on me at some point.
icarusballs@reddit
Your wife has shit on you? Fair play but Iâm not down with it
ConfusedAndCurious17@reddit
Anal sex is pretty common and when you play in the mud you expect to get dirty.
rivieradog@reddit
I can think of an endless amount of things that actually are âfucked upâ. Air coming out a bum onto someoneâs leg is not one of them
laitnetsixecrisis@reddit
But the poo particles
Indigo_Julze@reddit
Only if you don't clean yourself properly. Most is air you swallowed, taking the long way out. The rest is a byproduct of eating and digesting.
MelissaA621@reddit
My husband farts and pulls the covers over my head. You aren't really a couple until your SO has done this at least once. Or you are far more mature and less fun than we are. Bodily functions are always hilarious.
Also, are you even married if you aren't sending pics of your weird turds to each other? đ¤Łđ¤Ł
Dependent_Working_38@reddit
????? Yes??
This is why the âhehe I fart with my SO crowd is sus as FUCK lmao
MelissaA621@reddit
We both have IBS. It gets weird, and you gotta have someone to share that stuff with. đ¤Łđ¤Ł
BobbyColgate@reddit
Perfectly acceptable as long as she doesnât then waft the sheets.
MelissaA621@reddit
You have to pull the covers up over their head...đ¤Ł
Andre_Courreges@reddit
Girl just keep it in your head. Nobody needs to know.
younevershouldnt@reddit
Is she generally mentally stable otherwise? Because she sounds a bit nuts tbh
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Sheâs brilliant I love her to bits, sheâs my best friend, sheâs more mature than me and makes more money than me, whatâs not to love
Squishtakovich@reddit
Her weird 'not pissing in the sea' fetish?
Ysbrydion@reddit
I'm not saying pretending you don't.
I'm saying talking about it is grim. There are better topics of conversation to be had.
quicheisrank@reddit
That's kind of wild if you're tetchy about someone saying they went for a piss after two years. How do you naturally have these conversations when it's actually about something serious without getting vexed lol. "hmm think I've got blood in my pee" "ew don't want to hear it keep it to yourself"
Ysbrydion@reddit
Yeah but that's not what I said, is it?
Of course adults talk about medical concerns, or excuse themselves, or whatever. Maybe even a joke, assuming some level of wit.
Why anyone would open a conversation with "I just went for a piss in the sea" is beyond me. What's the other person supposed to say, well done?
Danforth1325@reddit
She'd probably ask if I had a nice time
Rakdospriest@reddit
im a nurse i get to tell my wife about other peoples poops
-chocolate-teapot-@reddit
I bet you're fun at parties
Imaginary-Advice-229@reddit
Talk about pissing a lot at parties? I think you're going to a very different type of party than the rest of us
GlitterTerrorist@reddit
You mean the kind of party where you have a laugh with people and don't take yourself too seriously?
Ysbrydion@reddit
I bet you wonder why you never get second dates.
ambrosianeu@reddit
I'm sorry but most people aren't so repressed. Most partners aren't afraid of this kind of thing.
queen_of_potato@reddit
What makes it grim?
cardiffman100@reddit
Yeah you're right, just watch each other shitting and wiping, that's completely normal after two years, amirite?
Wretched_Colin@reddit
I used to have a girlfriend who would go to the loo without closing the door. She would also often ask me something, or say something, if she was in the act, drawing me over to talk.
I found it quite refreshing that she wasnât ashamed of a bodily function which everyone does. But I was never quite comfortable enough to leave the door open when I was doing a poo.
She also used to shower with the bathroom door open.
anthrolooker@reddit
Iâve done that to pee, just because it was easier, faster, didnât stop conversation or us getting ready. But weâve never pooped in front of each other. That one seems a bit much for me tbh outside of perhaps illness/injury.
lesloid@reddit
THIS. I hate it when my other half announces he is going for a piss or a shit. I know everyone does it but please PLEASE just stop talking about it, itâs massively unattractive.
codingpotato@reddit
Yeah, there's a huge difference between knowing that your SO has bodily functions vs knowing every time they're about to do it or have just done it. Like, I wasn't thinking about shit before but now I am. Something in me just shrivels up in disgust.
NightmareRise@reddit
Your partner is a human too. Sounds like you have trouble accepting that sometimes
lesloid@reddit
No trouble accepting it, I just donât want a conversation about their (or indeed my) bodily functions. I also donât talk about blowing my nose, clearing out my ears or dealing with my period with him - Iâd rather he didnât see me as a lump of meat and oozing tubes.
ConfidentJudge3177@reddit
Some people just have different levels of how much they want to talk about it. I've never felt the need to say "I'm going to take a shit" instead of "I'm going to the bathroom", and I'm not less human or ever feel like I can't express my humanhood enough.
Evening_Panda7732@reddit
What a stupid comment this is
youaregodslover@reddit
Or, if you rightfully recognize people who would react in a genuinely, seriously negative way as a red flag, ALWAYS talk about where you're going to pee until it's established your person isn't fucking crazy and doesn't care either way.
chamullerousa@reddit
âIâm going to take a dip to cool off,â works every time
Altaredboy@reddit
Beta af
Fast_Heron581@reddit
is that how i keep the magic alive in my marriage? More on this at 10
Horn_Python@reddit
yeh walk past the nearest toilet, alway keep them guessing where your realy pissin
DeepPanWingman@reddit
Bro, if she doesn't laugh at a well timed fart is she really the one?
ab00@reddit
Depends if they want to get into watersports or not....
ColossusOfChoads@reddit
She was probably wondering why he went for a 90 second dip while they were in the middle of a drink at a bar.
eeuni8@reddit
I now understand why people hate British tourists.
sioigin55@reddit
My husband chases me around in the water and asks if I can feel the warmthâŚ.
71109E@reddit
The ocean is the inhabitants of the oceanâs toilet, it gets pissed and shat in millions if not billions of times a day.
bigaussiecheese@reddit
Just no aqua turds please
PeaNice9280@reddit
Scruffy
Ditchy69@reddit
Sea is salty from all the fish piss, fact!
Positive-Opposite879@reddit
must be an american chick lol
Scary_Pineapple3833@reddit
People, likely children are swimming nearby in the sea and this clown walks in and has a piss in his shorts and thinks it's normal.
jason57k11@reddit
Miss is just uric acid and ammonia along with some creatine. Mix that with 1000900000000000 parts highly salt water and u get salt water. God why wouod anyone care about urine
Saberise@reddit
I think there are just things in life one keeps to themselves. Peeing in non-standard places, having a poop knife, etc. So your mistake was telling her. Just keep that shit to yourself.
anx778@reddit
Why is this in AskUK.
ApplicationOrnery563@reddit
Some people will always leave the sea to relieve themselves and that's fine, others like you and most of the population don't find it a problem to do so. As others have mentioned loads of creatures that live in the sea use it as a toilet for both things as well as depositing sperm as well as decomposing in it if they die and not all of them get eaten. Also a lot of sewage is deposited in the sea so your amount is not likely to make any difference. But why did you tell her did you expect a prize?
skydiver19@reddit
It's prob the most natural thing you can do. If you were living on an island shitting and pissing in the sea would be far better than doing on land.
God help her in countries like Thailand / Philippines where they don't really use toilet paper and you instead use a water hose to spray your arse and hand to wipe it, with some good hand wash which is actually far more cleaner than using toilet paper and it ended up in the sea and killing coral.
Opening-Cress5028@reddit
Can you imagine what would happen if all 8 billion of us simultaneously went to Corfu and peed in the sea? It would be a disaster! But as long as we go one-at-a-time itâll be all right. As a side note,I bet you have a very vanilla sex life (with her, anyway).
calgrump@reddit
Unless you're matching the hundreds of litres that a whale can dump out in one go, you're likely good.
leonardo-de-cryptio@reddit
People do this all the time on the beach, we play a game and try to guess whoâs peeâing in the sea. Might be time to look for a girl with less scruples
Fissminister@reddit
If blue whales can piss and shit in the sea no problem, then I can too
Kingtoke1@reddit
Where the fuck does she think fish go to the toilet?
desertdunes20@reddit
Whew good thing she doesnât know Iâve had to throw up in the ocean while on deep water scuba dive. Others have had to đŠtoo.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Iâd love to get my PADI license one day, do you not hear the jaws theme tune when swimming in low visability, I do
desertdunes20@reddit
Do it. Itâs so peaceful down there. Haha, definitely always on the look for sharks, mainly tiger sharks though.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Sea life is so weird and wonderful, did u get our licence in the uk or abroad Iâve heard itâs widely different that youâll be doing a weeks worth of theory and diving In dark cold lakes In the uk whereas Iâve seen it abroad and it looks much more fun
desertdunes20@reddit
I did mine in the Arabian Gulf (UAE). Practiced and did my test in a pool. First dives were in sandy, shallow waters. But from there, we went on trips to Thailand, Egypt, Oman. Those were amazing.
karroun@reddit
Course it's normal. Start using her toothbrush as well.
learxqueen@reddit
Normal. Just don't pee in swimming pools.. or the bath.
Brilliant_Try6652@reddit
You should leave her. She's looking for petty arguments.
Mysterious-Joke-2266@reddit
Then your girlfriend better not ever get into any public swimming pool or she's in for a very bad time
ElectricCowboy95@reddit
The sea is a great place to pee. Very large and dilutes it. I don't live near the ocean and we all pee in lakes and that's still fine. I hate to break it to you man but your gf is a loser and irredeemable at this point
Typical_Ad_210@reddit
I think peeing in the sea if youâre actually in the sea at the time is ok. Peeing in the sea when thereâs a bar with toilets right next to you is not ok.
BasketC45e@reddit
What will she say when she finds out you wee in the shower? đ
rorood123@reddit
Tell her whales donât have a toilet to run to. Or use toilet paper.
Extension-String2395@reddit
Nowt wrong with it
LifeIsaSitcomPodcast@reddit
Ever seen a whale come skipping out the sea, clutching its crotch and searching maniacally for the nearest bar?
Your tiny tinkle has nothing on those fellas urinal thunder hoses.
lambonec@reddit
I wondered what that yellow stain was .
not-quite-ready@reddit
Wait til she finds out where sewerage goes. She's going to have a bad day.
SupaSpurs@reddit
Not sure why you would not just use the loo near the bar rather than walk off into the seaâŚbut each to their own!
PristineEconomics116@reddit
Was there a queue of fish outside the WC?
TurbulentFee7995@reddit
Well, two things.
Is peeing in the sea normal, it probably is yes.
Is telling your gf that you peed in the sea normal? No it isn't.
Do you see which step you failed on?
Careful-Image8868@reddit
It is disgusting but everyone does it.
castles86@reddit
Worst things in the sea than pee!
Spare-City-322@reddit
I do hate when people piss in the sea. Just no need for it.
mrwombosi@reddit
Tides famously only go in one direction right? right?! Tide goes in, tide goes in. You canât explain that
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
Not if the tides going out
Spare-City-322@reddit
Fair point but you get my point
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
I donât care if I accidentally piss on some children
SetReal1429@reddit
That's a totally normal thing to do. Peeing in a pool is gross but the sea is part of nature, it's full of the excrement of fish and other animals, dead fish & other creatures etc a little pee is not going to make a difference. I genuinely thought everyone did it. I dunno about the UK but in Ireland (very similar culture really) there's almost no beaches with toilets what else are you supposed to do..
Muncher501st@reddit
Mate Iâd understand her disgust if you went and pissed next to someone. And or stood on the shore and pissed. But fuck me who hasnât pissed in the sea or a pool.
It makes no sense, maybe sheâs got a weird unknown piss kink. And got mad ya didnât save some piss for her.
Sasu-Jo@reddit
Fish, whales, sharks, sea turtles, dolphins, seals etc all pee in the ocean
That_Touch5280@reddit
Where do the fish go?
Dry_Art2064@reddit
She didnât get angry when I went with her
AteCakeButNotGuilty@reddit
No that is not normal. Even while at the beach a person with nothing majority wrong with them lile you who is a full grown adult would typically go looking for a bathroom or at least a port-a-potty. If your first through is to piss in the ocean and then when the girlfriend gets back is to brag about pissing in the ocean then i gotta ask: "is there something seriously wrong with you mentally."
Only a severely mentally disabled adult or a toddler would find that okay or funny enough to brag about it. The only other Guess is that you are intentionally trying to be like that in order to get your girlfriend to break up with you. If you are trying to get the girl to break up with you then you should just end it yourself like the adult you are. either way i don't blame your girlfriend for beings upset.
In terms of an adult peeing in the ocean let alone a pool is it's one thing if it's an true accident it's another thing to do it on purpose like you did and then brag about it. It's gross childish and honestly if you have to do that as a grown adult with a place nearby with a bathroom in it and there's nothing majority wrong with you then it comes off as attention seeking in one of the most pathetic ways. I have alot more to say on the matter, However i will end that here because i know what i said was more than enough to get the point across.
KillerDr3w@reddit
Deep sea researchers do both 1 and 2 in the sea as normal protocol.
I'm loathed so share Joe Rogan, but here's a story about it: https://youtu.be/Zlch89wBzJY?si=xXKy9ViqrxBX-UkS
JamJarre@reddit
You know the piss doesn't really disperse, right? It sort of floats around you and clings to you.
I bet you also don't wash your hands after peeing because "I didn't piss on my hands" and frequently piss in the sink. Just a feeling
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about? Of course it disperses.
blabla857@reddit
You don't wash your hands after having a piss because of piss. It's because you've been to the toilet where shit lives
JamJarre@reddit
Yeah I know. Did you not understand my comment or something?
nomadic_doorman@reddit
What are you taking about? Itâs not like snot, it will mix with he ocean and be carried away by the tide and churned your swimming movement.
matmah@reddit
It's normal for people to urinate in the sea when they are in it swimming etc. However, leaving a bar to walk to the sea to piss in it while the rest of the bar can see, is not normal and embarrassing for your girlfriend. Use the toilets next time.
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
The toilets arenât as nice or fun as the sea though?
HappyLittleHermit@reddit
Why not just find a bathroom and use that? It's more appropriate/civilised/normal
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
It isnât as nice though
Gullflyinghigh@reddit
Completely normal, also not entirely sure why her parents opinion would matter...?
poopoopoopoooooo@reddit
OP should piss on his girlfriends mum imo
Redphantom000@reddit
She seems to be implying that sheâs gonna tell them, which is an extremely weird thing to do. What normal human tells their parents where their partner pees?
queen_of_potato@reddit
That's exactly what I said, definitely the weirdest part of the post for me
Redphantom000@reddit
I found out my partner peed in a place that I thought was weird, my family wouldnât be able to get that information out of me even if they waterboarded me
queen_of_potato@reddit
Ok now I need to know what you would consider weird.. but also yeah I've never once thought to tell my family where my husband has peed, like why would anyone want to know that
Redphantom000@reddit
We have a cat, so if I found out my girlfriend was peeing in the catâs litter box, Iâd definitely consider that weird
queen_of_potato@reddit
And I would absolutely agree with you, because like why.. I've probably been spending too much time thinking about what are weird places to pee haha
Redphantom000@reddit
Hahaha me too. I think Iâve come to the conclusion that if there isnât a toilet nearby and if no can see you do it, then peeing anywhere is basically ok. It only becomes weird if you are actively avoiding toilets and prefer to pee elsewhere
queen_of_potato@reddit
Yeah I can feel that.. also like if you're already in the ocean why would you leave to go find a bathroom which could be far if you could just pee in the ocean (I'm lazy)
dr_wtf@reddit
I suppose it depends if they were in the sea at the time, and where specifically in the sea relative to OP.
MrPuddington2@reddit
Biologically, peeing is probably ok, but pooping is not. There is already a lot of fecal bacteria in the sea, from dogs and "discharges".
TheFlyingBogey@reddit
It is literally a drop in the ocean
kobrakaan@reddit
could of been worse you could of taken a massive shit in the sea so đ¤ˇââď¸
BIGcabbage1@reddit
Just don't shit
punekar_2018@reddit
Consider separation
If a man cannot pee while in his shower or in the body of water larger than a pool, what is the point to life?
ezpzlemonsqueezi@reddit
Sounds high maintenance that one
B4L0RCLUB@reddit
Wait. She has an issue with you pissing in piss?
Effective-Ant-@reddit
Whales pee on the sea.
winged_horror@reddit
"We're a proud family of sea-pissers! My father was a sea pisser and his father before him!"
ContactNo7201@reddit
Well, it is pretty gross that youâre swimming around in your pee and ordinary through your swimsuit. Worse that you feel comfortable now to tell your girlfriend
Could you not go to the loo?
Do you also poo directly in the sea?
What about the shower?
The key point here is youâre giving your girlfriend the ick. Once she gets really grossed out by you, thereâs no turning back. Use the loo.
ClarenceTheBear49@reddit
Itâs all water. Your girlfriend needs to chill her beans.
EvolvingEachDay@reddit
Where does she think the piss she just flushed in toilet goes?
Capable_Pop1822@reddit
You could of just gone to the toilet to be fair. Itâs rather lazy and kids go in there ! Would just do a poo as well if you needed to?
KindaNewRoundHere@reddit
Itâs normal. I should know. I live by the Pissific Ocean.
tankengchin@reddit
The sea is literally a toilet for all of the creatures that live in it. It is already disgusting. One more bit of piss isnât going to change that.
nwtempo@reddit
Ask her where her ancestors defecafed and urinated
DearDiary700422@reddit
I always swim pee. Donât tell.
muddlemand@reddit
Well, the fish do.
crunchevo2@reddit
Where does she think the fish piss... And all our piss eventually goes...
Purple-Flower10@reddit
Woman here, it is disgusting and inconsiderate towards those that are swimming in the sea at the time. Would you want to be near someoneâs piss water? Go and find a toilet! Itâs just anti social behaviour and screams how selfish, disrespectful and inconsiderate you are.
quicheisrank@reddit
You serious?
mvision2021@reddit
Yes.
quicheisrank@reddit
The sea is immense and already dirtier with worse than someone's urine. Unless you're literally stood next to someone this isn't an issue
Purple-Flower10@reddit
Yes but no need to add more of the trash. Whether you go deep into the sea by boat with a group of people or you are at the shore, there are always people near you. Imagine ten people near you piss into the sea and you are surrounded by it. No man. Humanity can do better than this. What is wrong with people these days!!! Selfish as f*ck with everything.
quicheisrank@reddit
They're not selfish, because it literally doesn't affect anyone. A human pass will be diluted hundreds and hundreds of times by the time it reached someone a couple of meters away.
If the possibility of touching urine diluted thousands of times in heavy saline is concerning to you, then you must have a lot of trouble navigating normal daily life
Serious-Goose-8556@reddit
Define ânearâ
Within 10m no
But also I wouldnât piss within 10m of someone
At 10m radius it would be diluted to  ~0.0001%, 100x more dilute than a single drop in a bathtub.Â
Extension_Baseball32@reddit
Nothing wrong with it. But why didn't you just go to the toilet in the bar?
OctaneTroopers@reddit
Fuck međ
drumzamour@reddit
In terms of normal or nah. This is definitely normal đ
Jiggybiggy12@reddit
Bro, everyone pees in the sea. Next, she'll say you can't pee in the shower as well..
Apprehensive-Ebb4603@reddit
Wait till she hears about micro-plastic
humpbackkwhale@reddit
I'm female and done it loads of times. There's far worse things in the sea.
Independent-Drama123@reddit
What do you think all the animals, of which you are one example of, do when in the sea?
RyanMcCartney@reddit
Where does she think piss goes?
sebybaby84@reddit
Isn't the ocean already full of piss and feaces produced by the entire sea-life? At the beach, all children are told to wee in the water, and I do too... your girlfriend is a bit odd on this one đ
twittermob@reddit
All sea mammals piss and shit in the sea, your girlfriend is a bit dense.
Low-Temperature-1664@reddit
If you don't wee in the sea then there won't be any seaweed.
MrHistoricalHamster@reddit
I pee on my girlfriend when weâre in the sea. Grab her real close. Itâs true love.
Caspica@reddit
Wait, did you go out in the sea specifically to piss, despite being at a bar that probably had a toilet?
FlaminFlabbarghast@reddit
Ya coulda walked ten feet over to the Bar bathroom and pissed in their toilet....which would then allow the piss to go through several meters of piping THEN spill into the sea....
Burnandcount@reddit
I'm pretty sure that raw sewerage is still being dumped by the megaton (just Europe) when water treatment systems are flooded. Not to mention the billions that live in places that have no sewerage system at all...
PugsnPawgs@reddit
I peed in the Mediterranean and it wasn't even noticeable (like literally nothing visible), so idk what's there to be disgusted about really. It's not like people will notice and it causes embarrassment like it would in a swimming pool.
Scared_Link3159@reddit
This is absolutely fine and totally normal. There are two types of people in the world - those that sensibly and logically pee in the sea (and shower), and crazed lunatics who think itâs weird and disgusting. You are safely in the normal category!
RaspberryLemonLime1@reddit
What an overreaction. Time to dump her and get a girlfriend who isnât a complete melt. The fact that sheâs even considering discussing you urinating with her parents to get them on side with her is even weirder. Bin!
droideka_bot69@reddit
Generational pee pissers.
MissAuroraRed@reddit
My river rafting guide told me "there are two kinds of people in this world: those who pee in the wetsuit, and those who lie about it."
I reckon this also applies to the sea.
Turbulent-Laugh-@reddit
Wait til she hears what else is in there.
AnnieByniaeth@reddit
And this from someone from a country which allows raw sewage to be discharged directly into the sea? Smh.
georgecameformemes@reddit
Your girlfriend and her family are batshit crazy.
inuskii@reddit
If youre swimming and you really feel like doing it sure whatever, but if youre out and you deliberately choose the sea over a bathroom, why? Whats so fun about peeing in your underpants underwater? They will stink and you will sit in your own pee particles all day at the beach.
Available-Ad6731@reddit
I sâpose that takes any golden shower on her face out of the question. Her parents wouldnât be too impressed with that either.
xenidee@reddit
all the fish and whatever piss in the sea too. The sea is vast and ain't afraid of your little piss. Plus, it's biodegradable
drPmakes@reddit
Sounds like she just wanted something to be pissy about
Ordinary-Break2327@reddit
Bin her, mate. I used to piss in swimming pools.
Which_Cupcake4828@reddit
Everyone has peed in the sea at some point.
I mean if there was a toilet nearby and you chose the sea itâs a bit strange but otherwise I wouldnât think twice about it.
lavapig_love@reddit
Hi. I came here because this was crossposted in a few surfing subreddits.Â
It's alright to urinate in the ocean. Just don't be weird about it and go away from other people, at least 50 feet or so.Â
if you have to do more than that, please go even farther away.Â
Watch out for sharks and other wildlife.
Drakeytown@reddit
I'd bet there are many times more creatures peeing in the sea right now this second than there are creatures peeing in toilets, so really, the latter group is the weird one.
Intelligent_Walk3856@reddit
You are to blame for the sea level risesÂ
Good-Jello-1105@reddit
If sheâs disgusted by it sheâs in for a surprise when she finds out all the fishes been peeing in the sea too.
Dazzling-Frosting-49@reddit
R u stupid dumb or both? There are some things which are just wrong. Im surprised shes still sticking around with you.
storm1110@reddit
I think it's disgusting personally
Shenloanne@reddit
Fish pee in it... All day.
Tasty-Mall8577@reddit
The sea is pretty full of dead bodies - accidental & criminal. The piss wonât make it worse!
Window_Top@reddit
dont tell her you pee in the bath she will leave you.
Window_Top@reddit
your telling her way to much lol
mouldymolly13@reddit
Fine as long as there aren't drugs in your system.
Alarmed-Baseball-378@reddit
100% fine.
steveinstow@reddit
Going by the last time I went to corfu, it was only a matter of time before your piss was in the sea even if you used the beach bar toilets.
No_Explanation_1014@reddit
Is OP Southern Water?
powerlifter90@reddit
Girlfriends get mad at anything
Fifepike420@reddit
Wait until she finds out people piss in swimming pools đ
Equivalent-Desk-5413@reddit
fish pee in the sea too lol đ
PoopSmith87@reddit
I've lived on islands my whole life, ranging from Long Island, NY to Oahu, Hawaii, and I was deployed near the Persian Gulf. I've been to the Carribean, and more lakes, rivers, and bays than I am likely to be able to remember... so I can say with confidence: pissing in large bodies of water is 100% normal all over the world.
Equivalent-Desk-5413@reddit
nothing wrong with it đ
Excellent-Lab-6938@reddit
Were you fully clothed or something?
omardaman@reddit
Caribbean guy here. In my culture it's totally acceptable to pee in th sea. If you pee in the pool you deserve to have your Wang chopped thouÂ
plantmic@reddit
I believe that everyone pisses in pools and seas, but most just lie about it
Competitive-Lake9865@reddit
Completely normal thing to do
HeinekenSmeineken@reddit
Grow a pair and tell her to fuck off
DesperateRaisin2414@reddit
Personally i wouldnt pee in the sea, probably because im a female and i think people would notice me squatting down for a wee but itâs literally the ocean sand is made up of fossilised fish poo, fossils and shells and the ocean is probably riddled with fish pee and poo so it doesnt really matter.
Crivens999@reddit
What does she think fish and sea life in general do? Also the sheer size of a sea⌠In my pool on the other hand, looking directly at me with an unblinking gaze, while saying âaaaah thatâs a good oneâ with a wink, and a follow up phrase of âI hope your pool pump Is strong enough for number twoâ and another wink⌠well then I might be a little miffedâŚ
PrometheanKnight01@reddit
Water? Never touch the stuff, fish shit in it you see.
DifficultyDue4280@reddit
Lmao its the sea wait until you tell her fish piss in it to
lovepeacefakepiano@reddit
There was a bar, so presumably there was a toilet? Why not use that?
Ren7sp@reddit
If you can f*rt in the open air, you can p*ss in the open sea. If she doesn't agree you two are not compatible.
dick_schidt@reddit
So what - fish shit in it ... all day, every day.
TheAlbertBrennerman@reddit
She sounds like a crazy. Her parents would be disgusted đđđ. Just do you mate
FourGeeseInAPoncho@reddit
Sea life wees, poos and ejaculates in the water. When they die, their decaying bodies break down in it. Your wee is harmless.
Common-Ad6840@reddit
A drop in the oceanâŚ.. I guess donât announce it cos it is a bit rank reallyâŚ. if the bathing section was busy snd everyone was doing itâŚ.. it may well contribute to the bio balance of the ocean (lots of bits and minerals in pee)⌠a natural pee in the ocean is a very different thing from dumping large amounts of(raw or untreated) sewage in thereâŚ.
neil24587575@reddit
Just back from Turkey, suffice to say Iâve left over 16 pints of piss in the Mediterranean over the 14 day holiday. A drop đ in the Ocean đ piss away my man
Pagan_MoonUK@reddit
Perfectly normal. If she thinks that is disgusting, does she not realise, all the creatures that live in the sea, have to poo and wee. That and all the sewage dumps, not just in the UK all over the world.
Any-Ad8498@reddit
Pissing in the sea is totally fine, a good given right some might say. Probably best just to tell her youâve stopped and then surreptitiously let loose anytime you want.
Now tugging it in the big blue, that is definitely taboo (but youâre less of a man if you havenât at least once đđť)
Flimsy-Wishbone-4750@reddit
Tell her that because dinosaurs roamed the earth for hundreds of millions of years they would have drank and peed out all the water, so any water she has drank was once dinosaur piss.
rhinobin@reddit
Where does she think the fish shit?
UnderstandingHour308@reddit
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend.
Gosmeh@reddit
Sea water is salty. It's a natural disinfectant. Don't fish and other animals in the sea poop? Nothing unusual or disgusting. She needs to go to some freshwater beach for holiday next time. Not sure if those fish in it come to the shore and piss and poop and spit and pollute the land. Actually ask her wheredoes all the storm water collected drain into?
Personal-Turn-4881@reddit
I was always told that if you piss in the sea that a kitten dies somewhere in the world.
CosmicLovecraft@reddit
Piss and shit all go to the ocean anyway. She sucks.
Neat_Bumblebee4945@reddit
Look we been dumping raw sewage into the sea for years so where is the problem .
XperiencedTV@reddit
Thereâs a difference between peeing IN the sea and peeing INTO the sea. The first one Iâm fine with, second one gets frowned upon. Also, Maui does it in Disneys MoanaâŚ
efilonevah@reddit
Wait till she finds out fish live in the sea
Spiritual_Many_5675@reddit
The only weird bit to me is that you announced it. That said, I had an ex that once pulled off the side of the road, refused to walk the few steps to the toilet (signs posted), and just peed on the side of the road because it was ânormalâ. I had never been so horrified and disgusted in my life. So normal can be subjective. The sea already has so much animal excrement in it that it doesnât seem to weird to me (as long as you were submerged and didnât announce it).
Creepy_Fix_9340@reddit
It's ok to pee IN the sea, just not INTO the sea, location location location! (Thanks Demetri Martin)
HaidenFR@reddit
Don't tell her where the sewers and her own shit go
GinCollins@reddit
Donât tell her you also wee in the pool and shower
jackSB24@reddit
She sounds like a psycho
Fuzzy-Dragonfruit589@reddit
You should see what cruiser ships do. They dump all that shit and pee right in the sea.
iamreverend@reddit
Weird how peeing in the sea and peeing into the sea are the same action but viewed very differently by most.
InterestedObserver48@reddit
Where does she think fish pee?
Hell_Islander@reddit
Sheâs a headcase. Keep swimming.
FBombsReady@reddit
Totally normal. You , not her lol
uppu_navikudu@reddit
Weren't Brits dumping sewage in the sea for a long time? One guy pissing is offensive?
Prestigious-Candy166@reddit
What? All fish and marine animals that live in the world's oceans... and she thinks they don't piss?
Actually, most of them don't piss. They just CRAP!
DurhamOx@reddit
Wait until she sees you curl one off
Odd-Huckleberry-2710@reddit
Having a swim with my friends and my best mate took a shit, i thought it was hilarious as we were swimming away from this floater...my friends wife not so much she swam back in and whouldn't get back in the sea.
Where we live its not uncommon to see a occasional poop due to the emergancy sewage discharge in the UK but me pointing this out didn't make her less disgusted, but hey good enough for fish to poop.
lordalgammon@reddit
Take a dump next time
Bozwell99@reddit
Youâre just cutting out the middle man.
GamingNightmareKO@reddit
Share a bath, piss in it and say she needs to be more specific.
According_Yoghurt_96@reddit
Where do the fish piss?
ConversationRarely@reddit
As a surfer in cold water I'll regularly pee in my suit to warm up ha.
UnrulyHousewife@reddit
Your girlfriend is angry about you bonding with nature in the most beautiful way! Maybe don't poo tho.
The-Prolific-Acrylic@reddit
One of lifeâs simple, yet greatest, pleasures.
0zymandias_1312@reddit
wait until she hears what the fish do
Teabag_Jonson@reddit
It's normal. My Mrs won't go in the sea unless she needs to pee
diggerbanks@reddit
It's normal to pee in the sea.
It's also normal for you to get grief for being open about it.
Reti_Zeta@reddit
Whatever you do, do not ask this girl to pee on you
bazzaclough@reddit
Were you peeing in the sea, or peeing into the sea? If the latter, I can understand her anger!
C-i-d@reddit
It's not weird that you did it, it's weird that you told her.
SubstantialAgency2@reddit
Where does she think all the sea creatures do their thing?
BeneficialChampion89@reddit
Were you neck deep in the sea, or standing with your shorts round your ankles in the beach next to someone's children. I feel context might be key here.
Illustrious_Boot1237@reddit
It's totally normal but I guess I can see why she might feel nervous abt u talking abt it if she's worrying abt what her parents might think. As long as u weren't talking abt it infront of her parents then u have done nothing out of line and just wanna try be u derstanding that she's probably feeling some extra pressure while knowing that you've done nothing out of the ordinary x
Beginning_Drink_965@reddit
If youâre a fish, sure.
basicdesires@reddit
I agree with the girlfriend. For one, it's a bit like pissing in the pool, people swim where you took the liberty to relieve yourself in public. And that's the second issue. Pissing in public isn't really acceptable among civilized people.
ruthieroooo@reddit
Over here, I've heard lots of men say 'I bet she gets out of the bath to have a piss' meaning that she's probably quite posh. Gross, but funny âşď¸
OhMuzy@reddit
Iâm sorry this is a major red flag for me.
Great-Break357@reddit
It's perfectly natural. Your girlfriend clearly has a very sheltered view on life.
Globally: About 20 billion diapers are thrown away in landfills each year....does she get angry at babies ? When she takes a shit where does she think that goes?
FactNo5804@reddit
This is hilarious haha I didn't know there were anti sea wee-ers out there
Personal-Lead4295@reddit
Fun fact, Corfu is the ancient greek city-state of Corcyra
VSuzanne@reddit
Why didn't you just use the toilets at the bar? Tbh I would find it gross too. I'm sure it's normal for men, but it's not necessary.
Timely-Youth-9074@reddit
Tell her all the fish and mollusks and seals and whales pee in the sea all the time.
Thereâs ginormous blue whale turds floating around in there right now as we speak.
The sea is a giant toilet.
phibrotic_obs@reddit
well it depends if its a lagoon , for example where tourist ho;iday on beach in goa at the edge of beach by rock the locval poo and pee in the sea and tourist get bysentry and other nastys, so if yer thinking public place use a public toilet aka in bar, its what thier for , but if animal instinct decides differentlly sobe it , swimming in sea is a dirty thing anyway and it fullof salt sso nothings surviving long unless fish
xtheory@reddit
Everything that lives in the sea pisses and shits there. Your small addition means absolutely nothing in comparison.
sihasihasi@reddit
She sounds a bit up-tight. What does she say when you fart?
FFS, everyone pees in the sea (apart from her weird family, apparently).
Tell her the fish shit there, too, see what she makes of that.
Adorable_Swan3358@reddit
Think it's less so a question of whether the sea has piss in it (which it clearly does) and more so of a "you are a grown man, use a bathroom"
TriGurl@reddit
wtf is wrong with your girlfriend?! Does she not realize that all the sea animals and creatures pee AND POOP in the sea?!
marmaladesardine@reddit
I'm female and my family have always done it! It's a no brainer for women given the state of the toilets in the tavernas. At least it wasn't a poo.
URnevaGonnaGuess@reddit
Her anger is ridiculous when you consider all the fish and mammals that crap in the oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers.
Your bit of piss is so infantisimal that it really is pointless to aurgue the point.
AaronAntics@reddit
You're a disgusting man. I hope you get saltwater candiru fish wedged in your todger.
trad3rr@reddit
Take this as a sign of things to come in your relationship and reevaluate!
whiterazorblade@reddit
You should point out to her that anytime she is drinking water, it was 100% at one time dinosaur pee.
Background_Ant4569@reddit
Thatâs where the pee ends up anyway đĽ´
Unusual_Change_7076@reddit
That's an odd family tradition bro, ngl
Welcomefriends85@reddit
You probably killed a baby dolphin
Dwarven_Warrior@reddit
To clarify, were you -in- the sea or did you pee like you were stood at a urinal.
ThunderousBlade@reddit
can attract sharks
HarmonicState@reddit
She's a narc, get out.
TheBigKingy@reddit
lol, you're in for a tough 50 years
PastyKing@reddit
Wait until she finds out what the water companies have been doing to the sea and then ask her if she's disgusted with you taking a piddle into the ocean?
ABarbieBitch@reddit
I Sit down to pee
az-anime-fan@reddit
dude. every creature in the sea defecates in there. billions and billions of creatures for billions of years.
I don't think your fire hose is going to change or pollute anything in the sea.
DrySlap@reddit
Red flag mate - get out asap
salientrelevance56@reddit
Thanks to avogadros number and the fact water is not substantively created itâs statistically likely that you are drinking a drop of napoleons pee every time you have a cuppa. This is not an issue for the sea but it will make your swimwear smell regardless so thatâs not too nice.
69ingHippopotamuses@reddit
Urine is one of the cleaner things that body of water has had in it đ
KickinBIGdrum26@reddit
Your girlfriend and her folks can get out, dry off and walk to the bathroom, do it there come back to the water. You, let'r rip. Look at all the time you saved. I've probably added 1 or 2 gallons over my lifetime, and in different oceans.
moscullion@reddit
Where does she think the fish and whales pee?? It's a very normal thing to do.
Admirer3596@reddit
So what does she think all the sea life does in the ocean?
Elegant-Elk3737@reddit
Wait till she hears where our sewage is dumped đĽł
upyourjunta@reddit
Naive.
Peasngravy3-141592@reddit
Donât tell her you piss on the back of her legs in the shower just yet.
Fine_Disaster3520@reddit
My guy was surprised when I told him I piss when we're in the ocean. I'm not going to drag my ass all the way back to the restroom and peel off my wet bathing suit. Nope, not going to do it.
And I piss in the shower too........boom đĽđĽ
PaulBleidl@reddit
It's not what you did is wrong but by talking about it you triggered a gross factor like you cannot say she isn't grossed out if she is, but also not wrong because you would expect most people to not be grossed out.
oohmrface@reddit
LSBeasyas123@reddit
Mate sheâs not lived until sheâs pissed in the sea
RazorbackCowboyFan@reddit
Where the hell do they think fish piss? And sharks, whales, eels, jellyfish. and what about all the ships at sea? They think they carry the waste back to shore? All the oil spills and illegal dumping and they are worried about urine which is harmless. Morons.
CannotStopMeOnReddit@reddit
Fish also pee.
herbiesounds@reddit
Just wait until she realises where sewage ends up
Sam_Games0@reddit
Gotta keep the water flowing
Glenner10@reddit
Red flag right there, leave her!!
buffalo_Fart@reddit
Have you seen a whale shit in the sea? It's a crop dusting that is about the size of a football field. I think your little pee pee is fine.
VapeTitans@reddit
Well sheâs clearly never worn a wetsuit
Rude-Explanation-861@reddit
This year was a new chapter in my married life when I convinced my wife to hold my hands, look at the ocean sunset and pee together while being in the sea. It was a romantic experience, half way though it I got s hard on.
penisdevourer@reddit
Does she realize the ocean is already full of fish piss and shit? And most likely human feces as well?
FragrantCow2645@reddit
Itâs not only normal, itâs a requirement.
mEatwaD390@reddit
Nice avatar bro
FragrantCow2645@reddit
đĽ°
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Iâll make sure to pee next to her when we both go in the sea again
Sponger004@reddit
I used to have a shirt that said I <3 to pee in my wetsuit.
glemits@reddit
"Do you feel anything warm? OK, good."
pb-86@reddit
Wait until she finds out how much is dumped in from the overflow at treatment works...
FragrantCow2645@reddit
Oooh a warm bit!
DigbyChickenZone@reddit
He wasn't out swimming, he left an area that had restrooms to go pee in the ocean. That is why she is mad.
AriasK@reddit
That's how I warm up my wetsuitÂ
Big-Faithlessness743@reddit
" you've got the piss in the sea, it's the law" - Kevin and Perry go large
Drab_Majesty@reddit
it's a floater!
Capable_Command_8944@reddit
So can we go to Ibeefa?
Stereo-soundS@reddit
Next she's going to mad for him taking a dump in the woods.
burgeremoji@reddit
Me and my friend call it natures toilet when weâre on holiday
Purple-Topic-781@reddit
No itâs not ok, becuase if everyone is doing it comulatively it becomes a problem - eg âurine is toxic to ocean wildlife, can contribute to the destruction of biodiversity and is particularly damaging to coral reefs. That other five per cent contains everything from urea (high in nitrogen), bacteria and residue from medicines, which is why sea-wees have also been banned in Portugal and Thailand.â If you were the only person to wee in there once a month it wouldnât be an issue ⌠but j imagine you arenât !
Unohtui@reddit
White lies.buddy. never tell her again what you think, tell her what she wants to hear. Women love hearing the same things they think are correct.
PitSniper777@reddit
Hell, I piss in the sink on occasion and the showerr sometimes, but I don't go around announcing it to the neighborhood. Why tell ANYONE where you piss ??
wiggyp1410@reddit
Get a new gf lol jesus Christ she sounds fantastic đ
Midnite_Marky@reddit
Perhaps it is the decrease in whale population due to hunting that is causing the desalination of the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation rather than the melting of the ice caps. The world will end because of a lack of whale jizz.
Good_Ad_1386@reddit
Worried about that after Oceangate?
EyelBeeback@reddit
that is good. You got a dumb girlfriend. Think of the possibilities.
tptpp@reddit
telling her how your family was peeing in the sea for must be a funny image " my father was peeing in the sea because his father was peeing in the sea and one day my son will pee in the sea as it is meant to be"
toast0ne@reddit
Be weird if you didn't
BazzaFox@reddit
Where she think her pee goes from the toilet?
wivsta@reddit
No need to report back my dude.
GenderfluidArthropod@reddit
Isn't this what you are meant to do?
bueno1991@reddit
Not if you are surrounded with people around you, like please have some respect for others by not peeing in the sea. Never pooping in the seaâŚ
GenderfluidArthropod@reddit
How busy is this damn beach?
sindud@reddit
Just don't tell her next time!
1Redditbunny@reddit
I think it depends on the context of the situation. Its similar etiquette as peeing in a bush/garden - if you are at a friends house, you use their bathroom like a normal human, it's polite. You don't go and pee in their garden. Whereas, if you are camping, or driving along the motorway where there are no bathrooms nearby - it's obviously okay to pee in a Bush.
In short, if a bathroom is easily accessible it's considered rude not to use it. But if not, then it's socially acceptable.
But if you were already swimming and having a good time, and the closest bathrooms were quite a walk away, major hassle to get to - then it's fair game, peeing in the ocean is acceptable.
But, if you're sunbathing on the beach, and the bathrooms are 20m away.... there's no reason not to use them and pee in the sea instead.
Atleast as a woman that's my train of thought. Even if you don't agree, it may give you some insight of how your gf is thinking about it, depending on the context of the situation.
DeniseVieiraNeves@reddit
That's disgusting. Pee in sea? Wtf.
Midnite_Marky@reddit
I catamarans and dingies and windsurf, I have pissed in the sea 1000s times. I'm pretty sure all the toxic waste will kill off anything as meager as piss. However I don't tell everyone about it afterwards especially my gf. It's like the saying "do bears shit in the woods", "do humans piss in the sea", answer is yes to both đâď¸
OmegaGenesisKasai@reddit
oh man, don't let her know how submarines dispose of waste
Shamefulrpg@reddit
Objectively there is nothing bad going to come from taking a slash in the sea.
However this isnât about that, itâs going to a deeper level of âvaluesâ and how she was brought up. When fundamental values get conflicted thatâs when issues arise.
How to get around this is to listen to her, agree it must of been hard for her to hear due to her upbringing (and I mean really acknowledge it not in passing) and then rationalise it from your POV and explain how you were brought up and that nobody is objectively in the wrong here.
AloneCan9661@reddit
I've taken a shit in the ocean and my buddy has done it more than once. If you're worried about a little pee or poo in the ocean I suggest you just don't go in there considering the amount of animals that live in the ocean. In fact, stop eating and stop breathing.
shaunydub@reddit
After 2 years I would have hoped you know your gf enough to know this would be an issue.
Sometimes we just need to keep stuff to ourselves, even if your partner does the same it may get a different reaction if you do.
ToothyMcGrynns@reddit
Fish have sex in the ocean. Does she think that's gross too?
Fetch_Ted@reddit
Yes. It is a normal thing for girlfriends to do. Next time donât give her any reason to be disappointed in you.
Puzz-leds@reddit
It is estimated that 95,000 cubic metres of sewage from toilets and 5,420,000 cubic metres of sewage from sinks, galleys and showers are released into the oceans each day. She wants you to stop the world from doing this too? What, should we sent all our piss and shit into space?
gumballbubbles@reddit
Yes it perfectly normal. Peeing in the pool is not.
Fabulous-Ad-3046@reddit
She sounds like a delight
Broncarpenter@reddit
Itâs a big salty toilet. Do it, just donât talk about it.
FenyxFire@reddit
Wait till she finds out fish pee and f@&k in the sea.
Prodigious_Wind@reddit
Remind her that sheâs swimming in fish poo
Tq55s@reddit
She smells he cells by the sea shore
LuxAeterna1969@reddit
You are absolutely not peeing. More correctly, you are annoying the oceans with your precious bodily fluidsâŚ.
Itâs a good thing you did not leave a mossy log Floating on the breeze
Professional_Rule305@reddit
I donât think there is anything wrong with what you did but I do not understand your desire to tell your girlfriend what you did. Do you always announce when you go pee to whoever you are with?
CaptainDilligaf@reddit
Wait till she finds out what fish do in the water.
GunnerGabby@reddit
When she flushes the toilet, where does she think half of it goes?
Acadia_Clean@reddit
Think about all the animals that live in the sea, you are adding a microscopic fraction of piss compared to the sea creatures. Also the parrotfish eats coral and poops out sand, scientists estimate 70% of sand is parrotfish poop, I included a link for reference. So as your girlfriend and her parents are walking down to the piss filled sea, they are walking across a whole bunch of fish shit. I wouldn't use this as an excuse to shit on the beach, but when you zoom out and put things into frame with the multitude of animal life in the sea, a little piss is quite literally a drop in the ocean.
BenchExpress8242@reddit
You donât have to disclose that info. You could have just say I am going in for a dip.
SpotKlutzy7259@reddit
I have pee'd in the sea before, I do not see what is wrong with it.
OfficerPickle1@reddit
There are two kinds of people:
1) People that piss in the ocean.
2) People that lie about not pissing in the ocean.
TreatFriendly7477@reddit
Wait till she finds out what fish do in it, why do you think sea water tastes so salty?
Also it's normal, hell in an absolute emergency you could even poop (but I'm talking code brown emergency here).
hummingbird7777777@reddit
Lol! A wee in the sea. Thatâs so cute! I love it. Whether itâs the sea or a lake, everybody does it. Your GF is a prude.
Severe-Possible-@reddit
does she know animals live in the sea?
does she think they get out to use a bathroom or what? ridiculous.
fredflint1@reddit
Dump her. She's nuts
Ghazh@reddit
I'm sure the billions of animals in the sea leave it to shit and piss
Cultural-Neat5608@reddit
As long as you arenât pissing off a busy pier, no problem!
Mediocre_Bridge_9787@reddit
You girlfriend is being an idiot. Red flag I think đ¤
ok_hunterrr@reddit
So two weird things here. Why did you tell her after the fact? I can understand a conversation where you say I'm off for a piss then get up and walk towards the sea and she goes what are you doing but to announce it after sounds like you wanted to shock her with it. And, why did she bring her parents into it?! We're they on holiday with you?
That_End_6681@reddit
Mark Your Territory Mate!!! Itâs the ocean!! Anyone who says theyve never done it, is a LIAR!!! Unless theyâre 0.1% of the population!
McMurpington@reddit
The sea is already half whale and fish piss.
Gypsyfella@reddit
Somebody once calculated the volume of piss that sea mammals do on a daily basis. It's huge. Nature designed the ocean to handle it.
One small man-mammal-piss ain't gonna do anything.
reality_raven@reddit
Did you think people at the beach all day and for hours wereâŚholding it?
zigstermigster@reddit
On a trip with my family we had a long walk to dinner and by the time we got to the beach I had to pee so bad I sprinted into the water till waist-deep and peed while they all waited for me. No one cared nor should anyone!
Automatic_Mirror_825@reddit
Why did you tell her????!!!!
T_J_S_@reddit
Sheâs going to be real upset when she discovered the fish that eat coral and shit sandÂ
Dakota_Dixxon@reddit
You're basically an eco-terrorist now. Al Gore would be very disappointed. /s
biggusdick-us@reddit
as long as it wasnât of a cliff into the sea then tell the miserable bint to wind her neck in đ
_nf0rc3r_@reddit
I didnât know the fishes have toilets.
ProfessionalConfuser@reddit
All the fish pee in the sea. Good enough for them? Good enough for me.
GreenFaceTitan@reddit
It's your childish urge to bring up disgusting things to her that annoyed her, not your peeing itself.
EvoEpitaph@reddit
Does she swim in the sea? Does she know that she's swimming in water that has corpses and feces floating in it? What's her corpse/poop to water dilution tolerance?
I suspect the above questions will get you deeper in trouble though so...good luck!
resfan@reddit
In a public pool I'd say you're a gross asshole, in a natural body of water that already has life in it, eh, w/e
Choncho1984@reddit
Donât tell her to look in to Imperial Beach and Tijuana River Valley.
Covids-dumb-twin@reddit
She sounds weird. If she has a problem with normal bodily functions seems to high maintenance to keep, move on my friend.
Evil_Bonsai@reddit
might've killed some bacteria with the urine, but the ocean is filled with much worse.
D_Hennessey@reddit
I don't sea a problem..
Stunning-North3007@reddit
Your girlfriend needs to grow up.
dickbutt_md@reddit
Send her this video of a sperm whale shitting out a poonado in the ocean.
x-BeTheWater-x@reddit
Jesus, get out of that relationship now.
Lucky_Bare010@reddit
It all good, what does she think all the other mammals and fish do in the sea? Of course they pee in it too! đ
Hungryforflavor@reddit
Piss off
EroticxDoll@reddit
there is probably dead bodies floating in there and she cares for a little wee? does she know that same thing goes inside her
Markl3791@reddit
Your girlfriend knows there are dead bodies in the sea right? Just tell her that over the last few years the number of feet in trainers that have washed up around the world has increased significantly due to changes in manufacturing processes.
Putrid_Quantity_879@reddit
It don't matter if you take a massive hairy shit in the sea, if we're measuring micrograms and shit. You're missing the point, she thinks it's "grodey" so you need to decide if you want her (and her family) thinking of how gross your peny is while it's in her, or just give up and stop telling her everything bruh. If you wanna keep her, agree with her and convince her of how you also thought it was super gross to urinate in billions of gallons of useless saltwater but your bladder hurt so bad, you had no other choice. You'll be prepared next time though! It'll never happen again. AND, you put 3 squares of Baquashock in there to counteract the urine anyway so it's all good.
Then, don't tell her dumb shit you know she'll possibly flip out over in the future. Get your head in the game bruh, or she'll go get some prick like me that'll absolutely tell her whatever makes her more happy by the minute..
Ok_Hand_3882@reddit
I hate to ruin her idea of the world, but EVERY BOAT once 3 miles off shore in Ocean, Dumps their tanks! - What does she think happens to the sewage from Submarines that stay MONTHS under water? - That's a small city of humans using bathrooms. - Or Aircraft Carriers, that's a LARGE city floating on ocean. - The Pressurize the tanks and eject the sewage!
Sorry_Debate228@reddit
I've always done it and everyone I know that lives in a city by the sea and regularly goes to the beach does it. It's probably an odd thing to do if you are not used to it
Taiga_Taiga@reddit
Where does she think fish pee? You're one human to a mountain of fish.
globodolla@reddit
Tell her to calm her tits
Annual_Dimension3043@reddit
Pretty normal to me. It's literally a drop in the ocean. Better than finding a stinky corner on land and stinking it up even more.
fizzinator9000@reddit
Haha ..your girl.friend needs therapy. Keep on pissing buddy!
Insideout_Ink_Demon@reddit
I don't know why, but this is bemusing me. The whole: I find this gross, and so would mummy and daddy
thewookiee34@reddit
Lake Erie got a few gallons of my piss in it.
arran0394@reddit
Next time, do a poo...that'll show her.
sevk@reddit
it's weird because of how you communicated it.... and it's also weird to explicitly go into the water to pee. imho
Historical-Orange-60@reddit
You got a handful of poop.poo ! You.should.look.for.another rather than.a temperamental bitch!
Content_Chemistry_64@reddit
Wait until she finds out about everything that lives in that giant toilet of water.
sternsss@reddit
You will be alright. The human piss and turds from ships are released in to the ocean as well.
Professional_Fold520@reddit
As long as you donât start pooping I see no problem with it just donât Lee right next to people
Vegetable_Bowler_372@reddit
Wait until she finds out you pee in the shower
Inexorablejew@reddit
Girlfriend is an asshole
ThunderSparkles@reddit
You can take a shit. It doesn't matter
vic1ous0n3@reddit
All the fish go there.
Iâm from Hawaii, we pee there all the time.
Purple-Haze-11@reddit
The woman is unstable, run away mate
Alioh216@reddit
Fish piss in the sea
DotDistinct1415@reddit
Leave her dude. Does a whale shit in the ocean?
Philsie136@reddit
Mate, just carry on but donât mention it in future, I suspect sheâs in a small minority with her view, you donât think that all those women sat just at the very edge are enjoying the water lapping at their toes do you? Iâm just saying itâs a very common practice..
wonderlandisburning@reddit
How's she gonna react when she finds out you do it in the shower?
SnooEpiphanies3060@reddit
I was at your beach. I chocked on your pee bruh
decadentview@reddit
She is stuck up â honestly RUN !! Find a normal chick
Rintrah-@reddit
100% normal.
Helioplex901@reddit
Why would you tell her you did that??
thehauntedpianosong@reddit
Has she ever seen a whale poop? Seriously, a human peeing in the ocean is not a big deal.
okizubon@reddit
I once got told off by the lifeguard for pissing in the deep end of our local pool once. I nearly fell in I was so shocked.
Coop3rman@reddit
Came here, etc...
no_one_asked_@reddit
Thats what the chlorine is for!
driving_andflying@reddit
I hear that. The lifeguard told me, "Hey, don't piss in the pool!" I replied, "But, everyone does that." And they said, "Yeah, but nobody else does it from the diving board!"
Davemblover69@reddit
I get what she is saying, I get what you are saying. Give this one to her. A one percent reason to not do it. That is enough for most situations where the bathroom is probably closer.
Slight-Piglet-1884@reddit
It the ocean and it's already full of fish shit so what's she on about. Plus pee is sterile so no harm done.
Now if you took a dump that's a whole different story.
DeadlyImpulseGaming@reddit
Get a new girlfriend
malavai00x@reddit
You should ask her feelings on the simple fact that fish basically fuck in water
NightcoreGamer64@reddit
It literally goes there in the sewer.
qejfjfiemd@reddit
What does she think all the other animals in the sea are doing?
excellentexcuses@reddit
I live in the pacific. We (as in, literally Iâve ever met in my life) have always peed in the ocean. As long as you donât do it next to someone, and itâs solely taking a piss and not a huge dump, itâs fine đ
SparrowLikeBird@reddit
CONTEXT
if you were inside a building that has a bathroom (like a bar, for example) and left the place that has a bathroom (like a bar, for example) to go pee outside - yeah that's gross and weird.
if you were at the beach/swimming and the need arose - well, all the stuff that lives in the ocean pees there so who cares
wonderingdev@reddit
Fishes do that and more. Why can't you?
TrieshaMandrell@reddit
Like I get it if it was a pool, but the ocean??
Xr8e@reddit
It's normal - it's just not normal to tell anyone đ
yeezuslived@reddit
Wait until she finds out how much whale jizz is in there.
Maleficent_Crew_1904@reddit
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a co worker where, somehow, the conversation of peeing in the shower came up and she said she NEVER did it and was disgusted⌠I was genuinely shocked, I didnât realise people would GET OUT to go toilet.
I also peed in the sea until someone told me that as females when we wee in the sea a little bit of seawater goes back inside and it freaked me out so now I donât but I donât judge anyone else that does haha
gratefulscape@reddit
Get out now, sheâs a moron
griff1971@reddit
Isn't it full of fish and whale piss AND shit anyway?
colinthewizard@reddit
I think your girlfriend might be an idiot .
Couldofbeenanemail@reddit
Show her sand fleas just so she never gets in the water again đ
Front-Wall-526@reddit
OP has your gf ever watched Moana?
Montoya715@reddit
Someone fact check me, but I thought certain anemones and other critters âeatâ ammonia. Which is in urine. Youâre just giving an anemone a meal.
SXPKDBS@reddit
The sea has to be AT LEAST like 10% pee, poop and fish cum so I mean.. is it really a big deal I bet there's a lot going on in that froth that waves leave when they wash up on shore
eyesoftheworld76@reddit
Totally normal. I think its weird not to pee in the sea.
Sworduwu@reddit
their is nothing like the fresh salt of the ocean on the yee ole fire hose
AimlessSavant@reddit
Fish eat, piss, shit, fuck, and die in the water. Who cares.
SpiritualAd8998@reddit
Where does she think fish and marine mammals pee and poop?
bennokitty@reddit
Probably not a good time to talk to her about doing an aqua poo.
Danknfunky173@reddit
Also, every little bit counts, says the lady that's pissing in the ocean next to her drowning husband.
titsmcgee6942044@reddit
Don't let ye know about all the fish pee or whale or shark
Danknfunky173@reddit
It's completely normal for a girlfriend to whine about something stupid. That's what they're for.
Direct-Flamingo-1146@reddit
Girlfriend is dumb bro đ
MYRMACOLLECTIVE@reddit
Does she know animals live in there?
pillowmite@reddit
Lol what a stupid girlfriend you have. I feel sorry for you. She's one of those who thinks a sewer goes to the magic eraser. Damn.
Karfanatik@reddit
There's alot more whale jizz in the sea
Stewpefier@reddit
There's nothing wrong with it and your girlfriend's weird
cutiepie9ccr@reddit
the sea is full of dead things, pee, poop, litter, and sunken ships. my dad once shat in the ocean when he didn't have a better option. if she wants to make a deal out of it that's her prerogative but it's objectively not a big deal
waafler@reddit
In the sea or in the wind, it all feels incredible. Very normal friend.
Impossible-Baker419@reddit
She's sounds like an uptight dick, Doesn't she know that's where it's all ends up anyway. Get rid of her and her weird parents
Acidfeelsgood@reddit
Fish do it why canât I
Academic-Airline9200@reddit
Evacuation comp....
evacuation comp.... evac...evac...evac...evacuation....
evacuation comp....
treesmith1@reddit
If she had to pee bad enough and there wasn't a restroom nearby I bet her tune would change, but that wouldn't happen. Right?
hobokobo1028@reddit
lol no. Ever been on a boat? Thats the only way to piss when the boat doesnât have a toilet
Jagerbomber1@reddit
Wait until you tell her, that the billions of fish in the sea, not only all piss in it, but poop in it too!
x3ndlx@reddit
Your family is single handedly causing global warming!!!!
ProfessionalLab9068@reddit
Wait til she finds out what most wastewate treatment plants do with sewage from cities by the sea...
Adventurous-Worker42@reddit
Where do fish poop?
Forward_Year_2390@reddit
It's a good thing all the fish, sharks, whales, dolphins etc all leave the water to take a leak. You disgusting human you! ;-)
Wild_Replacement5880@reddit
It's normal. Flip it around on her and tell her she is weird.
Funny_Passion_4388@reddit
Were you stood out of the water with your trunks around your ankles?
dumpsterfire411@reddit
TTGANG
mikee92679@reddit
On cold morning when surfing and wearing a wetsuit you pee, like your going to paddle in, drag you board to the bathroom, take off your wetsuit and pee then put it back on, walk back to the ocean, paddle back out, I think not. Scuba dive too, same scenario.
NateKenway@reddit
It's normal, she's either squeamish, a climate activist, or a liberal
Kittymeowmeow221@reddit
Hahahahahahhahah. I grew up on the ocean in Southern California, in a huge surfing and ocean town. We all pee in the ocean. All the time. Sometimes I get up from my towel go up to my waist and pee and thatâs it. Surfers, when itâs cold and they are wearing their wetsuits, even joke about when they pee it warms them up. I know people do that. Your girlfriend is just really ignorant
Pale_Papaya_531@reddit
Let her know there are deas people in the sea.
vantageviewpoint@reddit
Whale's pee in there.
AdChoice2614@reddit
Do you think she thought you were taking about the âpoolâ? đ¤ That behavior seems a bit much for peeing in the ocean đ¤Ż
r0b0c0p123@reddit
It's reactions like this that make you consider having a more secretive relationship and not mentioning what you do in the future.
Like shitting your pants in Jumpin' Jacks, hiding them in the toilet cistern and staying out like it never happened.
elbiry@reddit
The bigger issue for your relationship is that your girlfriend has The Ick. Maybe it was there already but youâre in troubleâŚ
TheLovelyJulieAnn@reddit
I think it has less to do with your bodily fluids mixing with the vastness of the sea, than the concept that it was probably around about as much effort to make it to the ocean as it was to make it to a designated toilet area. Or that you felt the need to announce it, maybe both
EarlyLibrarian9303@reddit
Sheâs insane. Leave her immediately.
OnlyGayIfYouCum@reddit
There are two types of scuba divers: the ones who piss in their wet suits and the ones who lie about pissing in their wet suits.
Nikovash@reddit
I mean fish fuck in the ocean, lead with that
Jubatus750@reddit
I love that your family has been peeing in the sea for years. That actually had me laughing
As have mine and probably everyone else's. Her and her family are the odd ones here
Kay_369@reddit
Itâs the worlds biggest porta potty
Difficult_Bit_1339@reddit
OP, here's a fact for your GF:
A Blue whalesâ testicles include around 7 gallons of sperm and it releases 4-5 gallons at the sexual intercourse.
ConsiderablyMediocre@reddit
I (M) have done it loads when I've been to the beach with lots of different friends and also a partner, none of them found it weird and quite a few also did the same (all genders). I probably wouldn't do it (or at least not announce it) if I was with my parents, but for the most part I don't think it's uncommon or weird.
queen_of_potato@reddit
What would make the difference about parents being there?
RevolutionaryTale245@reddit
Free Willy
KnowPoe@reddit
This is common and normal. She needs to chill out.
Voodoopulse@reddit
Don't ever do it in the Dead Sea, think it causes reverse osmosis which is one of the most painful Things ever
TheIPAway@reddit
Swam in there when I was a kid. It did sting. Also cleaned out my pores and killed little parasites. A cut would sting like crazy but heeled so quickly.
RevolutionaryTale245@reddit
Never thought of the Dead Sea this way. Does it really kill all the skin parasites?
BasisOk4268@reddit
Please explain haha
Ethan--winters@reddit
the dead Sea is super salty so I'm gonna assume that you're gonna get salt in there
bleach1969@reddit
reverse osmosis- youâre surely making that up!
Altruistic_Room_5110@reddit
Divers do it every time
PepperPilates@reddit
Is the see more disgusting than a public restroom? I think youâre good.
Radolumbo@reddit
I live in a coastal state; almost every single person I know pees in the ocean and talks about it openly. Male or female, young or old.
chegggg@reddit
Tell her to watch Finding Nemo
denniseagles@reddit
3.5 Trillion fish do it ... and why the f would your gf tell her parents about it ?
ADDOCDOMG@reddit
I scuba dive. Fish are shitting non-stop down there, just puffs of poop as the dart around. Piss all you want. You are swimming in a sea of fish poop anyway.
vvFreebirdvv@reddit
I have a âsmallâ feeling that this girl has MAJOR control issues and judges every action you take. Am I wrong ?
MakeshiftApe@reddit
Others have already answered the question so I'm just going to take a moment to comment on the mental image this line put in my head
I'm now imagining a thousand year long family tradition, that every time one of you goes to the beach you have to run to the sea to take a piss, marking your territory.
CanadianGamerGuy@reddit
Peeing in the Sea is one of those Fight Club rules situations
hollieecee@reddit
I think everyone is missing the point here - imagine voluntarily going into the sea solely just to piss yourself. Yeah youâre in the sea but youâve still just pissed yourself and are then going to go and dry it out in the sun next to your GF. Niceđ¤˘
fasti-au@reddit
Glamping goes wild
turtle_tyler@reddit
There's a poem here if I could only find the muse
Pastel_Belladonna@reddit
Who doesnât piss in the ocean?
PoemPuzzleheaded2526@reddit
I piss in the ocean all the time. Now our pisses are mixed.
Moos_Mumsy@reddit
Is your girlfriend aware that all of the animals that live in the ocean pee (and poop) in it? A single fin whale is thought to produce around 1,000 liters (260 gallons) of urine each day â enough to fill a 10-by-6-foot kiddie pool.
Does she know what happens when people use toilets on ships? Some of the modern ships recycle and treat their effluent, but they are very much in the minority. An estimated 95,000 cubic metres of sewage from toilets is discharged into the oceans every day.
Boxadorables@reddit
Nbd. Fish fuck in there bro
ConsistentDrama3388@reddit
In my opinion it has nothing to do with the sea but more of you just pissed your pants, now if your wife wants some sexy time that's going to be on her mind. Sure you can say the water washed it away..... But are you even positive?
Different-Click-9511@reddit
How many creatures are peeing and pooping in the sea? Does your tiny amount of pee even matter? No.
barbieislovelyr@reddit
For-real its a normal occurrence- hell my grandpa would grab a bar of soap and go bath in the lake lol đ clearly didnât scare him away from the water. Animals do the same thing xD
-Kommissar@reddit
Pissing in the see is fine. But be aware that it can be dangerous, especially when youâre drunk and pee into deep walker (footbridge in harbour e.g.). The blood pressure loss in your head while pressing to pee in an intoxicated state can lead to a short fainting. This leads to falling into the water waking under water, not knowing were up/down is, or just hitting the head and being unconscious, which leads to drowning.
Source: Iâm a detective (not uk based) and worked a few cases of drownings like this.
zoeytrixx@reddit
I'm sorry I can't stop laughing about this. It's the ocean. ALL THE FISH. ALL THE SEWERS. LIKE GIRL REALLYYYY
Don-Cipote@reddit
If you go to pee in a toilet, guess where itâs going to end up anywaysâŚ
jtmonkey@reddit
Every surfer. Ever. Also Olympic swimmers. All of them. Wet suits in the ocean.Â
pinakinz1c@reddit
Everyone pees in the see. Where does she think most of the toilet water goes.
austinvf82@reddit
I've been so drunk. I pissed in my girls top drawer. She'll get over. Probably just that time of the month. It's recycling at the end of the day brother.
curiousarcher@reddit
Why donât you remind your girlfriend that Fisher peeing and shitting in the ocean all the time?
Dafedub@reddit
You're girl is dumb
ThatCrankyGuy@reddit
She's gonna be alarmed to learned all the fish and sea-life been pissing and shitting in there forever.
Usernameunattained@reddit
I grew up on the coast by the beach and there wasnât always a bathroom near by, especially in more secluded and less populated areas. Peeing in the ocean was just what you did. Not weird or disgusting in my opinion.
Impressive-Ad-4986@reddit
100% normal. It's the sea. Quick question. Does your girlfriend have an issue with the fish peeing in the sea?
TheRealityslap@reddit
you need to let her go im afraid lol
DuramaxJunkie92@reddit
The sea is 99% pee
stevielb@reddit
Fish f*ck in it... You're good fam.
Tessoro43@reddit
I thought we all do that? Isnât that something ânaturalâ to do in a natural environment? Lol
frostyboots@reddit
Fish and aquatic mammals piss and shit in there all the time, and if she likes white sand besches, which are largely made up of fish poop, that means she likes frolicking in fish shit.
OkConsideration8964@reddit
With the amount of animals that pee and poo in there, your pee is the least of the problems.
NegotiationCool2920@reddit
Real ones seen that river monsters episode and will not âwee in the seaâ anymore
Wafer_Stock@reddit
no worse than last year when me and a buddy went to Florida. he took his dog with him. we were at a beach and the dog hadta drop a load off. we didn't have any bags to pick it up and it was near the water, so let the water take it. there are a lot worse things in the water than pee and poo.
AngryPhillySportsFan@reddit
I piss in my own pool. My pool is saltwater. You know what the sea is? Saltwater. It's acceptable
Intrepid-Total-6279@reddit
In most cities next to the sea sewage goes to the sea. I am talking world wide
MrBombaztic1423@reddit
Wait till she finds out how many dead bodies are in the sea
The-Duke-of-Delco@reddit
Iâve pissed every single time Iâve been in the ocean.
impactshock@reddit
Nah not a normal thing to do when you have normal bathrooms near by.
ETERNALXDRVID@reddit
You should pee on her parents next. Plus 50xp if itâs in an ocean setting.
Zaraxas@reddit
Does she not realize the sea is just one giant toilet bowl for everything living in it?
sandgoose@reddit
A lot of people definitely do do that. I've always been disgusted by it, but have to acknowledge its routine behavior for some people. It is weird to specifically go out into the ocean to take a leak. Just use the bathroom ffs.
UndisgestedCheeto@reddit
You need to break up with that psycho. I'm not kidding. I've never heard something so stupid.
Unlikely_Throat_5531@reddit
Ask her where does she think the fish and sea mammals pee and shit? Also, raw sewage gets dumped in the ocean a lot lol.
melanie110@reddit
Itâs the big toilet
Healthy_Business_69@reddit
Yep, because fish, whales, and other sea life don't pee or crap in the water.
cheguevarahatesyou@reddit
Luckily that duece you dropped wasn't a floater.
Training_Ad1368@reddit
That's ridiculous!!! Lol. She needs a chill pill, it is completely normal to pee in the sea, I mean there is all kind of organic matter already there such as dead animals and their fluids.
dingdingdredgen@reddit
Ifbthisvgets her upset, reminds her that she's swimming in the grave of millions of dead sailors.
buddytina@reddit
Fish screw and crap in it, a little pee isn't hurting anything!
WolfishAssassin@reddit
i feel like the golden rule of peeing in water is to NOT talk about pissing in the water. Like yeah, it's something people do, but why explicitly mention it? Of course someone would be disgusted.
nikkibow83@reddit
Just pee in the sea, life is too short.
AnemosMaximus@reddit
My mom was born in corfu. Make sure to visit paxos and pee there, too.
Ask her then where do all the fish pee?.
Officer_Devil2023@reddit
Fish do it all the time
TapPsychological2043@reddit
If the bar is on the beachfront the guests on the balcony would see you unless you went down the shoreline a bit I don't see the big deal
Plus_Jellyfish3882@reddit
Very normal
Still-Presence5486@reddit
Did you swim and pee or pee standing uo
WORLDBENDER@reddit
Completely normal. Totally, completely normal as long as youâre not going with other people around you.
blondeheartedgoddess@reddit
Where does GF think fish do their business?
bmfresh@reddit
Thereâs literally dead bodies in there. A little pee wonât hurt anything. đ
ArcticSylph@reddit
Needs more context. Obviously peeing in the ocean or in nature in general is fine. But did you stand in front of the ocean and pee in front of strangers? Or walk in waist-deep just to pee? Its hard to imagine the location was very private if its within walking distance from a bar. Its not that pissing in the ocean is bad but the deliberate choice to do it in a public place rather than just go to the toilet is a little strange.
GoldSolid4616@reddit
Youâre in the clear but if you pee in the shower youâll be shown the door.
Ninibah@reddit
Wait til she learns where the whales piss
Hakuryuu2K@reddit
Scuba divers do it all the time.
sugarymilktea@reddit
There's dirtier things in the sea
princess00chelsea@reddit
If the fish do it so can we damnit
SportyMcDuff@reddit
I piss in lakes just like anyone whoâs been on a boat all day. I have shit in the ocean. So do all the fish and mammals and birds that live there. No whoop.
desrevermi@reddit
Bazillions of organisms do everything in the sea.
Have her get mad at that.
ExaltedBlade666@reddit
Don't tell her where a lot of sewage run off ends up.
KodyManley@reddit
Your piss is probably the least polluted thing thatâs entered the ocean in decades. Literal sewage runs out to sea if Iâm not mistaken. Also loads of dead bodies Iâm sure.
dec0mposing@reddit
Most people pee in the sea lol, youâre not weird at all.
Inotsureifthisisreal@reddit
This is the same girl who doesnât want someone sweating on them during sex!
PaleontologistOne919@reddit
Yes normal, sorry you live in UK
DwightKSchrute107@reddit
Does she have issue with peeing in the shower too?
Wild-League-888@reddit
The sea is already full of shark jizz and whale piss. Your gf is crazy.
Tdanger78@reddit
What do the fish do? Itâs not like itâs a swimming pool, the amount of pee that came out of you isnât gonna do anything to the water.
Bigignatz1938@reddit
Your girlfriend has a very weak grasp on proportion.
Luckypenny4683@reddit
Youâre in good company. Everything that has ever lived in the sea has peed in it, and everything that will live in the sea will continue to do so, in perpetuity.
Itâs entirely the reason I donât go in.
cdbangsite@reddit
It's normal for the thousands of whales, fish and the millions of other crawly things in the sea, you didn't even register on the scale. lol Not to mention all the shipboard waste that's dumped daily.
TwirlyGirl313@reddit
There are thousands of fish pissing in the sea. It's not a big deal.
leswill315@reddit
Fish do it.
Erok2112@reddit
Well crap, I guess you've ruined the sea.
Available_Twist_7476@reddit
Dump her! Itâs perfectly fine to pee in the water/sea/ocean anytime!! Itâs done by everyone when they need to go!! Sheâs an introvert/hypocrite!!
kuhjuh@reddit
I am astounded that some people find this unacceptable. Do they not realize that the ocean is full of piss and shit and countless other things�
thou-shall-not-lie@reddit
Its funny bc the sea is made of piss, shit, and decomposing fish/wildlife.
Fun-Fun-9967@reddit
it was the announcement that made you look stupid. what was the point? were you expecting a certificate? was somebody supposed to care? do you announce when you pee in a bathroom?
DowncastOlympus@reddit
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."
T-Rex_MD@reddit
Does she know other animals go number 1, 2, and 3 in the sea?
Sheâs right though, disgusting lol.
MelbsGal@reddit
Absolutely normal. Itâs not peeing in the sea thatâs weird.
AntiquePurple7899@reddit
Urine is sterile. Unless you have a UTI, youâre just putting water and minerals and maybe a few skin cells in there.
NoSpeech7458@reddit
Sounds like you need a new GF. đ
biovllun@reddit
Sounds like a water park "Wee in the Sea"
xXFieldResearchXx@reddit
Great example of the amount of dumb shit guys put up with in relationships.
blkmgs@reddit
There are literally millions of other things in the ocean, your pee is one of the least concerning
apple_crombie@reddit
Why tell her?
nytefox42@reddit
Fish live, eat, fuck, die, piss, and shit in the ocean. If it was a swimming pool, I get it. But the ocean? Or even a lake? GF needs to CTFO.
The_Last_Legacy@reddit
Did you pee normally, or did you just wade into the water and pee in your trunks
Neat_Ad_9193@reddit
Hey Californian here, if sheâs getting pissed over this then Iâd get out of that situationship asap
HowDareThey1970@reddit
Think of the volume of your pee to the volume of the ocean.
There is literally a SAYING about "spitting in the ocean" or "pissing in the ocean" that is specifically about futility due to the amount of spit or piss a human being could produce being too absurdly small to have any effect on something. Look it up.
RadSix@reddit
You are with the wrong girl
ThrowImaginary@reddit
Going to the sea just to pee is definitely weird unless there are no bathrooms around and thatâs the only way
Temporary_Ad9362@reddit
just go to the bathroom?
daototpyrc@reddit
Just imagine how much pee and poop a blue whale drops each day. You are good my bro!
CoconutNew8803@reddit
When your girlfriend finds out that marine life shit, piss, and fuck in the ocean:
That_hitter_337@reddit
Iâve pissed in the sea more than my own toilet
ooa3603@reddit
Did you actively go to the ocean to piss when there was a toilet near by, or were you stuck near the ocean with none close by?
The former is odd, the latter is normal. But normal is just the most average behavior, not necessarily the most correct/ethical behavior. Just because something is normal doesn't mean its actually right or wrong. It's just what the majority are doing.
But this is all irrelevant because the ocean is full of animal piss, cum, blood and body parts anyway. Adding your piss does nothing.
At the end of the day it doesn't matter.
That said, a lot of human psychology doesn't like to be reminded of reality.
Emotional/social intelligence is understanding this and keeping your mouth shut. AKA understanding TMI (too much information).
Piss in the ocean all you want, but there's no need to tell your GF or any other friends/family.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Takes about 5 minutes to get from Beach to hotel toilets then back again, way to long when thereâs a massive toilet in front of me.
ooa3603@reddit
Well in any case the point remains, you didn't do anything wrong but humanity isn't consistently rational so sometimes it's better to just not say anything or give more information then you have to
60jb@reddit
everyone including the fish pee in the sea :)
BeTh3Barrel22@reddit
As a surfer we piss in it all the time. Tell your girl to stop worrying
KrazyKryminal@reddit
I've taken dumps in the water and cleaned it with my hand... Then cleaned my hand. It's the ocean. You're literally swimming in piss, shit, semen and blood. Mine isn't going to hurt it
Swayzer666@reddit
I stand there and wonder if I actually did it or not cause it feels so different doing it in the water
But yes
It's normal
KinkyWhiteGuy51@reddit
Your girlfriend is an idiot. When you pee in the toilet you are also peeing in the sea BTW.
CaptOblivious@reddit
Where does she think the fish go?
No_Light3730@reddit
And get this⌠fish fuck in there.
Minute_Spring_3476@reddit
I've done worse when a bit randy đ
Quirky-Property-7537@reddit
You married her⌠couldnât see this coming in any other minor contentious issue?
Only-Locksmith-6732@reddit
Don't tell her what the fish do in it đđđ
FOSP2fan@reddit
The ocean is full of piss, shit, cum, and trash. A lot of countries dump their sewage into the ocean. Lots of ships dump their sewage and trash in the ocean. If it more than 3.5 miles from land the sewage doesnât even need to treated first.
Where does your GF think the fish are pissing?
bnkruptbetty@reddit
Wait till she hears about the whales.
scottyman2k@reddit
Nothing wrong with it at all. The only time itâs wrong is if you are wearing a dry suit.
d3rpderp@reddit
But all that fish pee is ok huh.
cressidacole@reddit
She's going to be horrified when she finds out what sea creatures do in it.
sbcwolf@reddit
Surfers do it every day đ
GenX1974-JDawg@reddit
She better have a word with the fish
Swamp_Donkey_796@reddit
Unless youâre standing on the shore and taking a shit, itâs not the weirdest thing ever
fonziesgrl@reddit
Yes. Itâs normal.
DrGC420@reddit
Tell her to ask what surfers do? Trust me more then pee
__phil1001__@reddit
What's up with your girlfriend, where does she think sewage gets dumped? A mile out to sea.
ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit
She's about to be very upset when she finds out what happens to A LOT of waste water around the world... Not even mentioning all of the aquatic and sub-aquatic animals...
Abbadoobis@reddit
Tell her and her parents to grow up and continue on with life.
oms121@reddit
Time for a new gf.
higgywiggypiggy@reddit
Your gf is a nut
Irresponsable_Frog@reddit
Donât let her Google what the foam is on the shore. Sheâd be appalled and never go into the sea again. Iâd pee in the sea but my stupid bladder wonât let me. đ¤Ł
Dick587634@reddit
Does she know that fish fuck in it also?
OddNameChoice@reddit
Just don't tell her next time and keep peeing in the ocean, đđŚđ
Radiants_Table@reddit
Wait until she finds out fish fuck in it.
blackleydynamo@reddit
They don't even do that. The female fish lays a bunch of eggs and the male comes along later and jizzes all over them.
aje0200@reddit
Whereâs the fun in that
Overall-Tree-5769@reddit
Donât knock it till youâve tried it
Personal-Listen-4941@reddit
Wanking over a used tampon wasnât the best sex of my lifeâŚ
rosegoldhiips@reddit
You would have to splooge directly onto an ovary for it to be the same as how fish do, my guy 𤣠expelled and rotting uterine lining isn't the same as the unfertilized eggs bc any eggs in there were dead long before they were expelled đ¤Łđ¤Ł
RespawnUnicorn@reddit
I think you've got your school science mixed up. Sprinkling seed on a cotton pad in a cupboard is where sad-looking cress comes from, not babies.
Overall-Tree-5769@reddit
Consider yourself privilegedÂ
hypersonic3000@reddit
Fine... Dolphins and whales then. And the Bachelor in Paradise cast. Lotta boning going on in the ocean.
noon94@reddit
Yeah but thatâs their natural habitat so itâs not as weird, humans have toilets to go to.
blackleydynamo@reddit
I have never yet been to the toilet to jizz over some eggs.
Although that might be why I'm barred from Asda.
Richard-c-b@reddit
So that's why it's so salty!
Awordofinterest@reddit
Chondrichthyes aka Cartilaginous fish (Sharks, Rays, Skates, sawfish and chimaeras) do copulate.
Thingisby@reddit
Extra seasoning for the poachies.
Like me with my salt grinder of a morning.
Andre_Courreges@reddit
But that's fish. Too much human urine at high volumes is destructive.
malte-gustav_towski@reddit
Thanks, came for that.
https://youtu.be/Feht1N_x4zc?si=5F_RYp7y9tnksV-r&t=24
UnicornAllie@reddit
Donât fish shame đđ
Robocuck2@reddit
It's not just the fish.
bleach1969@reddit
and fish shitting!
_J0hnD0e_@reddit
Fun fact: that is actually the sand you stand on in many tropical beaches!
Dear-Regular-3294@reddit
Bro lmfao itâs literally the worlds largest toilet hahahahahaha
ExoticPainting154@reddit
Does she know that in Corfu they dump all of their sewage into the sea? So if she flush the toilet in the hotel she also peed in the sea.
Belfetto@reddit
TIL thereâs a place named Corfu
Idellius@reddit
I don't understand. Does she think the ocean isn't already full of piss? Does she think that fish hop out to go relieve themselves in a nice, clean bathroom?
iduff01@reddit
Now we canât drink the water. Oh, never mind, this pales in comparison to the fish fucking in the sea.
Occhrome@reddit
The sharks and whales get out to use the restroom you should too!!
peaveyftw@reddit
Fish pee in the sea. Why not you?
jerrys_briefcase@reddit
Donât marry her
CautiousIndividual70@reddit
Buh-bye... there's your sign. Don't walk, run...
MUPIL090310@reddit
If sheâs scandalized by that then she should not go in any swimming pools while on vacation in a resort!!! đđđđ
glowloris1@reddit
Not all thoughts and actions need to be voiced out loud my man. Not all of them.
Acreage26@reddit
Where does she think it ultimately ends up when you flush? Think circle of life.
Miko_Miko_Nurse_@reddit
Literally everyone does this, literally everyone, the rest of people lie, your gf does it, her parents do it, etc
serendipitycmt1@reddit
Iâve heard of people who poop in the water. I gotta draw the line at pee.
xFireFoxxy@reddit
It's essentially recycling while cutting out the middle man. đ¤ˇââď¸
Very green of you. đ âťď¸
Merkilan@reddit
Millions of marine creatures are dedicating, mating, and dying in the sea. Your GF is being ridiculous.
imc00l3r@reddit
iâm sure almost everyone has peed in the sea
it happens
itâs not nothing to be âangryâ or âdisgustedâ about, you know how much gross shit is in the ocean?
gf needs to calm down
ydaorct@reddit
Hahhaa thatâs maybe the dumbest thing possible to call oneâs partner out about. As far as I know everyone pees in the ocean. This is coming from someone across the (piss filled) pond, btw
Jcheerw@reddit
In fifth grade my teacher taught us the water cycle by telling us we are all just drinking what was once dinosaur piss because in nature no water is created or destroyed, just recycled! Its all piss!
espresso_regresso@reddit
Take her for a stroll along the Ganges river in India sometime.Â
TroysLostBoi@reddit
Where does she think everything that lives in the sea pees??
Magiking210@reddit
We should be mad at you too, for polluting where /u/TheLamestUsername and I fish
FunkyManiac51@reddit
Let me guess, you pee in the swimming pools as well lmao
RoomRegular3471@reddit
Start looking for a new girlfriend.
Iconospasm@reddit
That's why that fucker is so salty đ
Lilelvis66@reddit
She's a moron. So is her family. Leave her.
2old2care@reddit
Your GF must really hate whales.
WhiskeyDeltaBravo1@reddit
Donât tell her what the fish do in the oceanâŚ
uzldropped@reddit
Kinda weird ngl. You went to the sea to take a piss?? If a bathroom is really far or disgusting then it makes sense. But yeah⌠wtf are you doing
Due_Ad_8045@reddit
They literally dump fresh shit into the sea in U.K. so what does it matter
Tokin_Swamp_Puppy@reddit
Itâs the fucking ocean. Pee free just donât do it in crowded areas. You swim past the sand bar
Shurigin@reddit
If a bathroom is nearby it's weird if not then be discreet and don't bring attention to it or mention it
Altruistic_Rock_2674@reddit
If you peed in the sea and didn't expose your self to anyone it's fine
External_Being_2840@reddit
Ask her where she thinks the wasterwater treatment plant in Corfu discharges their material - hint: It's right next to the ocean.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Another Redditor said thatâs why you canât flush tissue as it goes straight to the sea (thereâs been plenty of signs saying not to do it) but that seems crazy to me a European country putting their turds straight into their sea
External_Being_2840@reddit
It doesn't go straight to the sea, it's processed first.
dangPuffy@reddit
Donât tell her that you also pee in the shower!
ishyc@reddit
Sorry, but your GF is stupid, and so is her fam , so dont tell her next time u do it . Simple fix
Positivelythinking@reddit
Clearly she gets icks with discussion of bodily functions so in the future avoid discussing, informing, making human noises.
Fuckedup4123@reddit
My BIL went and took a shit because he didnât want to use the hot portajohn. I didnât go swimming right away or at all that day but, not because of that. If your gf saw how much certain whale ejaculate or sharks/whales shit she wouldnât go swimming ever!!!
Tall-Explanation3345@reddit
the fish poop in the sea
driftinggalaxie71@reddit
When a fish climbs out, and goes to a toilet, that's when you have to stop...
garbledeena@reddit
Girlfriend is bananas. It's the ocean - it's fine
Hopeful_Safety_6848@reddit
she is a dolt
Vitiligogoinggone@reddit
Fish fuck in that shit
Jonny5is@reddit
Why did you tell her that, i mean really why?
Quick_Albatross_1420@reddit
Where does she think all the fish pee?
ShoutingIntoTheGale@reddit
Thank fuck you haven't married the prude
Personal-Definition9@reddit
How angry and disgusted is your girlfriend at factories dumping waste into rivers that flow into the ocean?
Ok_Entrepreneur_2650@reddit
Every animal pees in the ocean.
Notdustinonreddit@reddit
She is mad you added salt water to the sea?
Complete-Ninja8631@reddit
Every time I surf.
Eisenheart@reddit
Look... Pissing in a pool is bad. Pissing in a literal sea... Why are we even talking? You pissed in the sea. Not so big a deal when you measure it against the incalculable number of fish blowing semen into the water every day...
Budfrog313@reddit
I went skinny dipping at night in the ocean and dropped an aqua. The girls never knew. Told my buddy, he thought it was hilarious. Then asked "wait, when? how close were you?".
Green-Elf@reddit
Fish do it all the time.
wagsman@reddit
What does she think all the animals in the ocean do?
OldBob10@reddit
Kinda makes you wonder where all the toilets are for the fish and the sharks and the dolphins and the whales and the sea anemones and the sponges and the sea cucumbers and the clams and the oysters and the corals and the sea snakes and the shrimp and the lobsters and⌠đ
elBirdnose@reddit
Your gf sounds dumb.
purplemilkywayy@reddit
Wait you went into the sea to piss when you were not already in it? I assume you were at the bar with her? They donât have a restroom?
Itâs fine to pee in the ocean lol but like usually thatâs when people are already in it⌠at least waist deep and donât tell other people.
Thegarz1963@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the thousands of sunken ships and submarines during WWIIâŚand all those sailors that went down with their shipsâŚ
Zealousideal_Equal_3@reddit
Uhhhh totally normal
PlasticISMeaning@reddit
You're the sick mother fucker I was beside who peed!
Alert-Artichoke-2743@reddit
When she finds out where her pee eventually ends up after she flushes it, she is only going to get angrier.
Free-Boater@reddit
You should think about leaving someone with such a lack of intelligence.
No but seriously what a dumb thing to be upset over.
Tennents-Shagger@reddit
Our sewage gets released into rivers and the sea so you're not gonna change anything there.
I bet whales pee loads in the sea all the time.
SpaceMarine29@reddit
Nooo! You rude inconsiderate. Whaleys only pee into the designated whale toilet, dumb dumb
Ill_Register_247@reddit
As a marine biologist there are much worse things sea animals produce in much larger quantities than some piss from a person
FaxanFM@reddit
All of our sea salt is tainted by piss đ¤Ł
distracted_x@reddit
Did you leave the bar with a bathroom to go pee in the ocean then come back to the bar? Otherwise not weird at all.
Mauceri1990@reddit
You should tell her about all the turtles and crabs and fish and shit that are all fuckin and pissing and shittin up the whole ocean, I bet her and her parents will REALLY be disgusted then.
phonesmahones@reddit
âWater?â
âNo thank you, fish make love in it.â
blueandyellowbee@reddit
The ocean is where every fish, turtle, whale , bird and crab in the ocean piss and shit. You a little drop in a big pool for piss and shit. Where do you think boats put it? Piss away. Piss away.
Shemp_Stielhope@reddit
Wee don't always share what wee do in the sea.
wolfwinner@reddit
Fun fact- the sea is 100% urine
EyeYamNegan@reddit
What do you think all the fish and sea birds do? Your pee will not have any drastic impact and the sea will clean itself of that trivial amount of urine.
chestycuddles@reddit
I feel like itâs probably fairly normal? Itâs a bit gross to me, but at an âEw, thatâs grossâ level, not full-out disgust or anger. (And I have relevant OCD.) Iâm also not a big fan of peeing in public in general, which could be the bigger issue here. Also, as much as thatâs a small amount relative to the ocean, itâs not the whole ocean thatâs relevant here. Plausibly, a higher amount of piss could wash up against someone else.
Itâs orders of magnitude less gross than someone doing anything in a public/anything less than completely private pool, though. THAT is inappropriate. I can see that reasonable minds could differ as far as the ocean, and I recognize itâs a bit irrational to be grossed out by that, but pools? That I am willing to put my foot down on (but not necessarily in).
Yahweh-love@reddit
I thought everyone did this? They donât, then they are the weird ones.
Frequent-Package-607@reddit
I live in Hawaii. Am in the ocean ALL the time.
Piss in the ocean, by all means.
brsrafal@reddit
It ain't like you pee in pool imagine what she say if you have to piss on side of the road or in the bushes trees đ it's the sea it's ok to pee in the sea ocean
commander_lampshade@reddit
Never discuss pee and poo stuff with girls, lesson learned
kennjen@reddit
Forget peeing. Iâve pooped in the sea.
monkeywelder@reddit
Never done an ocean dook. i see?its like pooping in a giant bidet..
WrongdoerSpiritual53@reddit
Tell her not to walk on the beach. Fish that eat food off coral actually digest the coral and poop it out. Almost all beaches are made of fish poop.
bueno1991@reddit
Because itâs nasty if you are surrounded with people around you swimming in the sea, like no respect for others and yourself. I have seen a video of a poop floating in the seaâŚ
But if you are alone peeing in the sea (never okay for poop ever)âŚthen itâs different, but you should go to toilet if there is nearby though.
CreepyUnion6805@reddit
This has got to be a joke. You have our permission to pee in the sea. You can tinkle in the sprinkles. Piss as you wish Leak in the lake Make the motion in the ocean Piddle in the puddle Number one in the sun Drop a stool in the pool
HungryMorlock@reddit
You did WHAT in the sea?!? That's it, it's contaminated now. EVERYBODY OUT!
sdmike1@reddit
If you are out swimming in the ocean and take a piss while doing so, thatâs completely normal and harmless in my opinion. If you literally stand up from a bar, which probably has a bathroom, and walk your way over to the ocean just to take a piss, I think thatâs a pretty gross move
johnnyace923@reddit
I always piss in the ocean
rammohammadthomas@reddit
itâs definitely something men think is normal
holeintheheadBryan@reddit
Tell her you'll be right back because now you have to take a dump!
HavSomLov4YoBrothr@reddit
Decomposing fish and shark shit are worse. Your gf is trying too hard to act like a conservationist
Bubbly_Accident_2718@reddit
Discretion, is the better part of valor
sosezu@reddit
Ask her where the fish go to take a pee and a dump.
AssociateGood9653@reddit
Girlfriend is weird. Iâve pissed in bays and oceans hundreds of times.
__TenaciousBroski__@reddit
There are two types of people in this world
NachoAvgMom@reddit
My family and I pee in the sea. Especially with young kids. Itâs just easier. Now go number 2 in the bathroom, but nothing wrong with peeing in the sea.
Gooncapt@reddit
Your gf is a square bro
SpaceMarine29@reddit
Sounds like a real pain in the ass.
Sanpaku@reddit
Suggest scuba lessons on a vacation.
Everyone on dive excursion boats doesn't just pee into the sea, but into their wetsuit. They gets rinsed with freshwater nightly, but personal wetsuits usually don't get a thorough washing until one returns home.
steasey@reddit
I go a little far out and piss.
WTFaulknerinCA@reddit
I grew up surfing in wetsuits. Itâs how we would warm ourselves up in the 50f water. Youâre good.
RevolutionaryCry7230@reddit
I live in a small island nation. We spend half the year swimming. We actually go in the water to pee, even if we are on the beach. The only thing we consider as impolite and disgusting is peeing while being near another person.
Dude your GF has some issues if she gets angry at something so natural. What would not be nice is peeing in a swimming pool.
trashpanda2191@reddit
This makes 0 sense. You have massive mammals that lives in the oceans, that literally piss more than we do in our lifetime
WeAreLegion94@reddit
As Kevin and Perry taught me: piss, fine. Poo? Absolutely not.
ruger6666@reddit
Fish pee & fuck in the ocean!! Dont drink the water!đ¤Ş
RoofAmazing2784@reddit
Does she understand how many dead bodies are/have been in the ocean??
lawndartgoalie@reddit
Some whales will eliminate up to 250 gallons per day. Yours is just a drop in the cesspool.
StuJayBee@reddit
Totally normal.
Also, look up how a wetsuit works.
MacDougletonson@reddit
Every summer I go to Myrtle beach to visit family. I always manage to unleash a massive Poo log on the beach at night. And I do it the entire stay and blame it on dogs.
judijo621@reddit
It's normal to pee on the sea.
2 years and you haven't discussed how disgusting seeming you both can be?
Is she going to call her mom now?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but if she is so grossed out by you doing that, you may need to move on.
Know that the next gf probably won't care. Law of averages, and all.
LaLechuzaVerde@reddit
I think itâs pretty weird to pee in the sea on purpose. Like if you have to get up from where you are, why not use a toilet like a civilized person?
However if I happen to need to pee while Iâm out in the ocean snorkeling⌠meh.
desertsatyr@reddit
smlpkg1966@reddit
Maybe she is grossed out because you basically peed in your pants. đ¤ˇââď¸
Known_Vermicelli_706@reddit
Why did you tell her that? Clam up goofy. đ
Able-Contribution601@reddit
Where does she think everything that lives in the sea pisses and shits?
aka-Lazer@reddit
Grew up in Hawaii. Its perfectly fine to use the bathroom in the ocean if you aren't going to make it to one, or if there isn't one there period. Just be in it and away from others when you do it.
However it sounds like you had the option to use a toilet and chose not to for some reason. Which, yeah. dafuq?
Hawkeyecory1@reddit
Fish use it as a toilet all day long
Starbuck_2038@reddit
Does she think all the fish get out to pee?
lovelivesforever@reddit
Everyone pees in the sea, its pools thatâs gross to pee in
Powerful_Trifle7165@reddit
There are two types of people. Those who pee in the water and liars. Don't sweat it dude, nothing wrong with what you did. Unless you whipped it out knee deep and let it rip, that is a whole other story.
Ima_incel@reddit
Where does she think fish take a piss and shit? The toilet lmao?
Impossible_Post_6288@reddit
I do it đ¤ˇđťââď¸
SnapeofMyNeck@reddit
Wait till she finds out whales poop in the ocean.
pzzia02@reddit
In the ocean where the fish freely pea and poop and fuck and die i dont think it matters theres so many other fluids in there
Kungpaonoodles@reddit
Your piss is cleaner than the average ocean water lmao
HornetIndependent853@reddit
Where the heck do you think the fish, the crabs, the whales, and the kraken pee? They pee in the sea.
mazopheliac@reddit
Urine is barely different than sea water.
Sudden_Fix_1144@reddit
As a surfer I've been pissing in my wetsuit since 1985
DrunkenMcSlurpee@reddit
So she swims in the sea with all the fish, dolphin, crustaceon, seal, turtle, otter, sea cucumber, octopus, squid, clam, mollusk and sea bird urine, shit, jizz and decomposing body parts, as well as human, agriculture, and industrial run off... And she's worried about your pint o' piss? Sounds like a real critical thinker you caught yourself.
Educational_Skill343@reddit
I mean you probably could have walked the same distance to a restroomâŚ.
zotstik@reddit
well with everything else that we throw into the ocean, who knows đ think of it this way. The thing is with peeing in the ocean is unless you're naked, your urine is still going to be on your pants. so now you're walking around with ocean pee pants âšď¸ maybe you might want to go to the restroom next time.
Wannabecowboy69@reddit
Brother a wee in the sea you Britâs are so unserious and I have no idea how I got here lol its super normal this side of the pond though
415malaysian@reddit
If your gf gets this upset about something so small she isnât gonna make it past gf stage
DearAnnual9170@reddit
Whales poop and pee all day in the ocean. Is she mad at them too?
When you pee on land near the ocean guess where it goes? It eventually makes its way to the ocean.
TortelliniTheGoblin@reddit
If only she knew how much pee and poop are in there
Nurum05@reddit
Wait until she learns about all the boats that dump their toilets right into the ocean
Disastrous_Scheme966@reddit
Red flag đŠ
CivilIndependence841@reddit
Your girl is a prude and pisses in the shower without telling anyone. Piss in the sea. It is completely fine.
Wolfkrieger2160@reddit
Totally normal. Very weird for her to be upset our triggered by it. The dolphins, whales, and fish all pee and poo in the sea, as do the birds.
Bug_Calm@reddit
But the fish pee in it every day...
xe3to@reddit
The weird part is telling anyone
TiffanyBlue07@reddit
Pfffft, if Iâm swimming in a lake or ocean, you bet Iâm peeing in it. And if Iâm sitting on the dock, itâs a lot easier to just dunk into the lake then hike up to the cottage (with a septic system)
hefty_load_o_shite@reddit
Wherever you piss anywhere in the world that piss is ending up in the ocean anyway though it may take longer
Mix_Master_Floppy@reddit
Growing up in Florida, we always just pissed in the ocean if we were at the beach. If you're water above waist, it's not weird.
HOWEVER, if you're leaving like a tiki bar or a pier bar, to walk into the ocean for a minute, then come back and be like "I pee'd in da water"... that's strange. Go find a bathroom.
Mikon_Youji@reddit
That's a weird thing for her go be so angry about.
Mr_Style@reddit
I peed into the pool once. The lifeguard came over and pulled me off the diving board.
Bobtobismo@reddit
Google Whale ejaculate volume and show her the results. Video if you can find it.
jp_in_nj@reddit
Well, the fish do it all the time.
Alien_Fruit@reddit
Probably not a good idea near the shore. Waves will carry it back to the beaches. And swimmers do get their mouths wet. However, consider that the big cruise ships drops tons of not just pee but feces into the water every day! Pitty a poor fish caught in that lot! But I guess it is biodegradable after a while.
NJRougarou@reddit
If fish can piss in the sea, so can you.
Emotional_Designer54@reddit
Fish gotta pee somewhere
ehhish@reddit
Does she know fish pee and poop in it?
Desperate_Set_7708@reddit
Reminder her whales jizz in the ocean. Pick your battles, girl.
tinydotbiguniverse@reddit
Wait till she hears about fish, whales, and pissy coral!
keyholderWendys@reddit
She is a square and her parents are also. Choose what information you want to share with them wisely
bluecollarpaid@reddit
Major red flag!!! Time to bail on the prissy lunatic
LookMuch8642@reddit
I couldn't imagine her reaction when people pee in the pool
MousseReasonable3504@reddit
Think your gf hasnt gone to the sea before.
So many boat men and crew peed in the sea. They even shat in the sea before.
smythe70@reddit
I don't but I may be the only one who doesn't.
catticcusmaximus@reddit
All the fish pee in the sea too :P
soycheese2020@reddit
I grew up on the ocean, Laguna Beach, spent lots of time in the water. OF COURSE we all peed in the Ocean duh. So do the fish I guess. Kind of surprised your GF didnât know that most coastal or island places which have populations needing a sewage plant, with normally offload sewage (more than pee) into the water. Might be treated, might not. Might be miles off the coast, might not. Stuff happens. Sewage spills off California happen A LOT especially day do day off the border with Mexico. So, I think your GF needs a reality check there!
PoopL0ser@reddit
Donât worry. Thereâs so much pissing in the sea already it doesnât matter. If this girl mad about some peepee ditch this one, life gets far grosser.
Xrystian90@reddit
Everyone pisses in the sea. Everyone. Pretty much everytime they go in it.
nutralagent@reddit
What does she think men do when they go out fishing for a few hours on small boats?
kymreadsreddit@reddit
Does she think the animals that live there don't pee and poop in it? Because I've got world-shattering news....
Hammerman71@reddit
You were swimming in the world's largest toilet, whay did she expect?
-Agent-P@reddit
Wait till she hears about all of the semen in the sea
nutralagent@reddit
I do it weekly, but donât really revel in telling anyone about it. Not necessary.
Grouchy-Charge9668@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the fish
Snoo_44025@reddit
Most people piss in swimming pools too... Toss her overboard
Senior_Ad_2707@reddit
Where does she think that pee she flushes ends up?
Embarrassed-Put-7884@reddit
Wait til she finds out where the fish do their business
walkawaysux@reddit
Waiting for her to figure out how people go in the pool!!
Hawkgrrl22@reddit
Wait till she finds out what the fish are doing in there!
To put it in the words of the Dead Milkmen, the beach is nothing but a bird bathroom, and the ocean's nothing but a fish toilet.
littlemybb@reddit
I live by the gulf and literally everybody pees in the water if youâre out on the beach, a boat without a bathroom, etc.
What does she think the fish are doing in there? Itâs a giant body of open water, itâs not a swimming pool where youâre stuck in a confined body of water with pee.
Serious-Ad4774@reddit
I'm sure there are/have been dead bodies in there. A little bit of pee won't hurt the sea..
5bigscoops@reddit
There is notheing wrong with it where I live, but that is not the UK. Maybe there's some kind of local rule or local wildlife that is uniquely impacted by pee or something like that. Otherwise, your girlfriend and her family haven't really thought about the billions of punds of biomass worth of animals that pee into the ocean every minute.
Lemon-Fry@reddit
Show her that video of the diver getting engulfed in an absolute tsunami of whale shit and then she might see how miniscule your contribution to the ocean's organic waste content truly was
gengogakuman@reddit
What do you think everything that lives in the sea is doing constantly? You think they get out and look for a bathroom?
Alanfromsocal@reddit
Tell her about whales. They donât use a toilet.
Shirohitsuji@reddit
There's plenty of fish in the sea. They all poop and pee.
twistedgreymatter@reddit
Dinosaurs pissed in it and probably shit in it, too.
sveiks01@reddit
Parts per million babe
faisalmycorrhizal@reddit
Itâs called the âdip and piss.â Men (and, presumably, women) have been doing this since time immemorial. You sit in your beach chair drinking beers for an hour or so, then you casually wade in up to your waist and drain. Have you explained to your gf that the ocean is home to millions of creatures excreting waste?
Uuuuuii@reddit
I made diarrhea at Lido Beach on Long Island when I was a much younger surfer. When you gotta goâŚ
iiitme@reddit
Well Iâve always done it
Gunpowder-Plot-52@reddit
My gawd. What would happen if it were actually, I dare to say it, gasp, a pool?
Current-Cap-6459@reddit
Iâve done it when thereâs no bathroom. HEY If fish can so can I đ¤Ł
starman120812@reddit
We dumping plastic in it much worse than your bio waste mam..
Oregon-girl-16@reddit
Fish and other animals pee in thereâŚ
Liquid-Snakee@reddit
Donât fishes whales do the same thing lmaoooo sharks octopus mermaids lmaooo
freakpower-vote138@reddit
Way to go, you ruined the sea.
Sea, more like the "pee" now
CulturalDuty8471@reddit
Totally human.
ScarlaeCaress@reddit
There are dead bodies in the sea
Correct_Score1619@reddit
no your gf sounds like a terror
DillionM@reddit
A blue whale can produce over 400 gallons (1,520 liters) of semen during a single mating act, but only about 10% of that semen reaches the female.
The estimated number of blue whales in the world is between 10,000 and 25,000.
That's 9,000,000 gallons per mating season that ends up in the sea. Inform her and her family of these facts and ask if a little pee really matters.
MauiBoink@reddit
Does she know what fish do in the sea?
Adventurous_War3611@reddit
Yea I understand her a lot. Every creature in the see all get out of the sea and politely go to a restroom. Donât see why you canât do the same. đ
MyCatIsAFknIdiot@reddit
She should get over herself - daft twat.
If wee was the only thing that humans put in the sea then fair enough
WickedHello@reddit
I personally think peeing in the ocean is kinda ick, but as long as she wasn't standing right next to you. You do you, bro.
cangypsy@reddit
Why is no one else upset at this youâre literally ruining it for literally anyone else thatâs just disgusting and unnacceptable
eightcell@reddit
I was instructed to pee if I got cold when scuba diving.
spurcap29@reddit
where does she think the piss in the toilet goes? To some magical piss sanctuary? Hopefully it goes to the ocean as this is alot better than the ground water.
LordrathTK@reddit
RonJeremyBellyButton@reddit
That's honestly a deal breaker for me. Who knows what other stupid ass things she will overreact to. I'd feel like I'm walking on eggshells all the time.
Rozefly@reddit
Did she think all the fish and maybe mammals get out of the sea when they need to take a piss?
Everyone goes in the sea to pee. Your gf needs to do a survey of the people in her life and ask them all this question. She's going to be shocked.
Ready_Piglet_861@reddit
I think everyone pees in the sea. Peeing in a pool is nasty but the ocean is the ocean!
amiin_ee@reddit
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Mike_R_NYC@reddit
Everyone does it but no one talks about it.
Ok-Foundation8521@reddit
Sharks do it, seals do it, ive heard that even conga eals do it, let's do it, let's warm the sea
Due-Goal-3891@reddit
Itâs an actual idiom to illustrate how minuscule of an impact any given action might have. âItâs like pissing in the ocean.â You literally did it and she is trying to make you feel bad. Pompous brainless bitches man, canât beat em canât join em.
Minnbrownbear@reddit
I just peed in the Gulf of Mexico today. Letâs be real, itâs a normal thing. Your woman just wanted to get mad at something today and that was it.
Difficult-Summer6450@reddit
My family has been peeing in the ocean longer than yours
galenet123@reddit
San Diego resident here. Can say I have, on one or more occasion, peed in the sea.
VStarlingBooks@reddit
She should know that dolphins masturbate in that sea in Corfu.
qleptt@reddit
The best part about going to the beach is sitting out there, wind in your hair, waves crashing against your navel, and just passing your pants.
According-Ad-2921@reddit
Where is the pee from everybody that the from the sewers actually go ?
StrongArgument@reddit
I was heading to a kayak tour with my husband. He asked me where the bathroom was and I told him to get in the ocean and pee. He didnât like that answer, so he asked the tour leader. Guess where the tour leader told him to pee.
_Stank_McNasty_@reddit
wait til she finds out where the toilet water goes when you flush it
DanOhMiiite@reddit
Guess what all sea creatures do in the sea? Pee. And poop.
Irvinskile_@reddit
Run bro
MovieFanatic2160@reddit
lol đ sheâs ganna have a fit when she realizes that 100 billion fish take a shit and piss in the ocean on the daily
29187765432569864@reddit
I guess she doesnât understand that all fish pee in the sea. You canât fix stupid. Donât go camping with her, she will be grossed out by crapping on the ground
Iowasox@reddit
Drop her immediately
grey1_wa@reddit
Just adding to the soup.. no problem here
New-Strawberry2824@reddit
The fish and reptiles and wildlife have all been peeing in the sea for BILLIONS of years. Think about how much a dinosaur đŚ peed! It's been circling & swirling around the oceans ever since.
Anacostiah20@reddit
Before 2020 the city of Vancouver piped all of its sewage directly into the ocean (far out).
CottonRockets@reddit
I piss in every body of water I enter: sea, pool, tub. I do not discriminate.
Public_Beef@reddit
Normal
Sushifatroll@reddit
Dude Iâm gonna go pee in the sea just to upset her. Let her know for me k?.
swollama@reddit
Kind of a weird thing to brag about to your gf.
dourdj@reddit
Maybe remind her of all the trash/toxic waste dumped into the sea every hour of every day.
randomredditor0042@reddit
I agree itâs normal when there are no amenities nearby, but she was at the bar, there was likely a toilet nearby.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
5 minute walk there and back too far, plus the toilets smell like shit
randomredditor0042@reddit
Unless you have mobility or continence issues, a 5min walk is acceptable. As for the toilets condition. Report it to staff.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
What about after a couple beers
randomredditor0042@reddit
I guess that would count as mobility impaired. But to clarify, were you in the ocean & peeâd or did you stand on the beach and pee into the ocean.
EvanTheBaker24@reddit
Iâve taken a shit in the ocean lol
let_lt_burn@reddit
My concern has always been about the relative amount of piss that will stay on my swim shorts. Itâs probably fine, but the thought makes me feel icky. Not super worried about the density of piss in the ocean
_schlong_macchiato@reddit
The ocean: strong enough to hold a manâs piss!
re4312@reddit
My girlfriend took a piss the other day and I was needed to be too and she goes 'Wanna go between my legs' so naturally, I started pissing between her legs and of course I pissed on her clit because - Why not? When in Rome.
My girlfriend also sits on public toilets to piss and I squat to shit on toilets so her sitting on public toilets to piss is gross to me but if I were to ever say that to her in a mean way ( I joke about it) than I would be a complete crazy insane rude person.
Imo your girlfriend if she was genuinely into you wouldn't have the gaul to say something like that to you and I would sack her. lets say her parents wouldn't approve, something she or you can't control - WHY WOULD SHE TELL THEM?
Why is she controlling when you piss?
Lets say you're fighting in a war and you need to piss, should you go find a toilet because your GF finds it disgusting?
Legitimately your GF sounds mental, GTFO
TastyRiceKernal@reddit
All the toxic chemicals dumped into the sea, all the garbage dumped into the sea, and your urine bothers her? Lol thats a bit silly of her know?
Truestindeed@reddit
Your girlfriend is DUMB
PositiveAtmosphere13@reddit
Don't you know you're contributing to global warming.
Its people like you that are warming the ocean causing hurricanes.
Few-Finger2879@reddit
I wonder where the fish piss?
Torgol123@reddit
Leave her now, and tell her to tell her parents to fuck off on their way out.
Educational_Face6507@reddit
its something you do but dont talk about. she's probably more disgusted that you would admit and talk about it, rather than the act of doing it. Its lack of social etiquette.
Future_Green8764@reddit
Itâs the sea and not a pool. Hope she never goes on a cruise cause thatâs a floating toilet.Â
WeAreNioh@reddit
If you wanna make the argument of peeing in a pool as being disgusting, sure Iâll halfway understand that. BUT THE OCEAN!?!!!? Hell naw imma need to square up wit yo girl đ lol jk but foreal yeah thatâs not disgusting at all, wait until she finds out about the BILLIONS of fish that poop / pee in the ocean too
jpanni3333@reddit
Where⌠does she think⌠sewage⌠goes�
swishymuffinzzz@reddit
Wait until she finds out what whales put in it
TopShoulder7@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution. All water eventually returns to the ocean, including the water inside of every human.
TheBitchenRav@reddit
Wait until she finds out about all the dead bodies.
Armabilbo@reddit
Peeing in the sea is peeing in the sea. Whether you are already in the water or decide to go in to pee. Too many laughs from this post. Dude, go pee in the sea, youâre not harming anyone. Iâve done it, youâve done it and so have a million others.
StructureOwn9932@reddit
Not too late to back out... Run.
unsubix@reddit
Fish piss in it.
imrelativelynice@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution. Itâll be fine, sheâs overreacting
Cedge1738@reddit
Pee on her
Audios_Pantalones@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution.
hailtheprince10@reddit
Itâs almost all P, no H
embracethemetal@reddit
The fish all do it, and they live there!
Lost_Figure_5892@reddit
Where does she think whales and all other ocean life, pee?
Elect19601@reddit
Where does she think all the sewage is pumped?
AllHookedUpNYC@reddit
She will also likely want to have a word with all the sea life that craps and wees in the seas.
MrTippyTappy@reddit
Now you made all the fishies eyes sting
savant99999@reddit
Tidal flush. Next time drop a deuce out there and tell her you almost caught a brown trout.
ButterMilk_Lovey@reddit
Ask her if she understands how many dead bodies are in the ocean? Also ask her if she understands how many millions and millions of creatures piss and shit in the ocean every second? Also ask her if she understands how much pollution is in the oceanâŚthen ask her if you taking a pee in this VAST and GROSS body of water is that bit of a deal?
spec360@reddit
Never pee In sacred waters
DarcDesires@reddit
I can't!
Same_Economist408@reddit
Canât be worse than the car batteries I throw in there. (Kidding)
tupp53@reddit
Idk how I got to askUK but that's crazy. I've had multiple GF start giggling and tell me to back away or just let it rip. I'm same as you OP, everyone I've ever meet pees in the ocean, sea, lake etc.
SpiritConnect127@reddit
She hates you or something
messibessi22@reddit
Itâs not like the ocean is drinking waterâŚ
NymphGuts@reddit
Maybe it's a gender thing? As a female, I think I'd be grossed out by the idea of a man whipping his genitals out to pee in front of the general public. I think I'd be equally grossed out if you stood there and peed yourself in the water. I know the men in my family have gone when nature calls (literally) in bushes, etc, but the ladies still generally frown upon public urination. Likely just a mix of different cultures, how you were brought up, gender, blah blah.
mochajava23@reddit
The world is your toilet!!!
Pee wherever
New-Protection-2119@reddit
I once saw a movie as a kid where one character told the other character not to pee in the water cuz a parasite could go in. I donât remember the movie but I think it had the Rock in it. Anyways, ever since, whether it logically makes sense or not, I havenât been able to pee in any body of water lol
BUT I donât necessarily see anything wrong with it. Like everyone else said, wait until she (and her parents) find out how a lot of marine animals procreate
Cowcoc@reddit
Anyone who makes a big issue about piss in the sea is delusional.
Limp-Marsupial-5695@reddit
Brown trout
trenarena@reddit
When you are in the sea, you are swimming around in a fish toilet.
Superban85@reddit
I shat in the surf đââď¸
Odd-Valuable1370@reddit
Moana to the ocean: âPeople pee in you! Every day!â
MethodicalVictor@reddit
As a diver, we piss in our suits.
JetMeIn_02@reddit
I feel like the issue is that you're pissing yourself more than you getting piss in the sea? Assuming that you're not just wading into the ocean and pissing yourself, whacking your cock out on a beach is perhaps not the classiest thing to do on a holiday.
Glum-Control-996@reddit
Doesnât everyone pee in the sea?
geman777@reddit
If the fish can't pee in it either can you
LogiCsmxp@reddit
Blue whales shoot out 20 litres of jizz a pop, not all of that stays inside. So a few hundred millilitres is much less of an issue.
Also fish piss into the water all day.
COOKIESECRETSn80085@reddit
Are these the things people in the UK worry about?! Must be nice
MangoRainbows@reddit
Wait until she learns about the aqua dump.
Mysterious-Zebra382@reddit
Uhh dont do that.
Was shown a cursed informational video about parasites and a guy who went for a piss in the sea and a small fish immediately swam up his urethra.
The fish if your curious is the candiru. It's an incredibly rare occurrence but yknow.. get those shorts that have that white mesh stuff to prevent stuff getting through the openings.
asdfgtttt@reddit
where do the whales go?
Other-Cycle-5441@reddit
Bro honestly go hand yourself in at the nearest police station before it is too late⌠your family too..
Liesmith424@reddit
Were you already at the bar, then left to to piss in the sea, instead of just using the bar's toilet? That's weird as fuck.
Overpass_Dratini@reddit
Excuse me, but where does she think the fish pee? Do they come up on the beach and use tiny port-a-potties to do their business before going back in the water?
Your gf needs to get a grip. đ
WorldsSpecialestBoy@reddit
Man, I think everybody pees in the ocean, even most of the people who say they don't. I will assume you pee in the ocean unless you tell me otherwise, and if you do tell me otherwise, you'll be met with suspicion because why did you say that, unprompted?
TampaTeri27@reddit
Whales also pee in the sea, gallons.
jackinthecracker@reddit
Red flag.
crowman2013@reddit
Totally normal, you do you man!
Alert_Marketing_8688@reddit
I donât have a penis but I too have weeâd in the sea. Sheâs in a minority of people, I reckon.
fatalcharm@reddit
Think about how big whales are, and how much they piss. Your tiny little human wee is nothing compares to what a whale can do.
I would break up with her over this stupidity. Everyone pisses in the ocean. Our toilet water gets filtered then flushed out into the ocean. In poorer countries the toilet water just goes straight to the ocean, without any filtering or treatment.
The ocean is the worldâs toilet, this is a fact. All the rivers that animals and people piss in lead to the sea, this is the natural flow of life.
Everyone, including your girlfriend and her parents, have pissed in the sea before. It is the only body of water where you can freely piss without guilt, because the ocean will take care of it. Your girlfriend is lying to herself, and you canât fix that.
Bagelsandcoffee-@reddit
So she walks to a bathroom every time sheâs at the beach and needs to peeâŚ
packertom2491@reddit
Is she angry at the fish also?
Karona_@reddit
Nothing wrong with doing it, but maybe talking about it was a bad idea lol
Flowering-Zephyr@reddit
What's wrong with her? So she doesn't pee in the sea?
unhandmeyouswine@reddit
Please use a local restroom and let them flush it into the sea. Thank you.
ConorParisRhodes@reddit
There's enough sea for everyone's pee. Pee not afraid. Pee not ashamed. Pee bold.
MyMommaHatesYou@reddit
What's the reason for the anger?
BojackWorseman13@reddit
Remind her how many dead bodies are in the sea then judge her and her family for happily swimming in the largest graveyard.
whatupwasabi@reddit
Kinda reminds me of that video where this guy is running to the ocean and taking off his shirt but stops. This lady is splashing her cooch through her swimsuit and he make a eugh face and lowers his shirt while walking away.
Does it matter? No. Is it gross to know about it? Yes.
MylifeasAllison@reddit
Fish pee in the sea. So you can too
Gnarlodious@reddit
Fish have sex in it I wonder how she feels about that.
StarCabbage@reddit
Her and her family are absolute maniacs. Like weird people. The entire Ocean is one huge toilet for all mammals and marine life. Ask her what she thinks she is swimming in when she goes into the ocean. Does she think it's pure water lmfao đđđ
afauce11@reddit
Itâs fucking fine. She needs to calm down.
acerbicsun@reddit
My wife and I routinely peed in the ocean at an all inclusive because it was closer than our room. The ocean is already salty.
heartbreakids@reddit
Piss a organic compound that has been in the oceans since the beginning. The ocean can deal with that, what it cant deal with is man made trash that theres no biological system to break it down
TheMainM0d@reddit
Does your girlfriend understand how many fish and mammals live and pee in the sea?
Disgod@reddit
It's the ocean... Fish fuck in it...
pagerunner-j@reddit
DidâŚdid you have a bathroom available?
I mean, itâs not going to make any practical difference to the sea whether you do it or not, but why did you want to?
MamaCantCatchaBreak@reddit
I pee in the ocean. Fish poop in it, whales only get a small percentage of their semen in other whales, the rest goes in the ocean. Sea water nasty already. đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Buddharasa@reddit
Wait until she finds out that the U.S. Navy dumps all its trash in the ocean.
jammydodger68@reddit
Why would you??đł
dabaws99@reddit
That's some bs nah man, let it loose and enjoy yourself it's the sea completely normal
Mark-Viverito@reddit
I piss in the bastard every chance I get.
GlitteringReplyDrRN@reddit
What do you think the fish are doing?
ThePumpk1nMaster@reddit
Where does she think the fish do it?
NewsShoddy3834@reddit
A whale is a mammal. It pees. In the ocean.
CommercialOld5263@reddit
I hope sheâs hot cuz sheâs annoying and tedious
jammydodger68@reddit
Do not ever say youâre going for a pee in the seaâŚđ¤Ź
WVnurse1967@reddit
Let er rip!!!!
12altoids34@reddit
Ask her " do you see that line of fish and dolphins lined up to use the porta potty over there? No ? Why do you think that is ?"
Abysstreadr@reddit
I mean is it the same patch of sea that everyone is swimming or going to swim in? Just piss on a tree or something
ChampChains@reddit
Bro, I once took a shit in the sea.
Assist-Fearless@reddit
Next time piss in her mouth and call it beer.
prettypinkice@reddit
But we always pee in the sea. what's wrong with it?
Odd-Mastodon1212@reddit
Donât tell her what the fish do in there.
sans-delilah@reddit
Fish shit there, my guy.
Shinagami091@reddit
Wait until she learns what things that live in the ocean do in the ocean.
NousSommesSiamese@reddit
Iâm the opposite. My wife pees in the ocean and the shower and I canât understand it.
nada_accomplished@reddit
She's aware that the sea is filled with creatures pissing, shitting, bleeding, fucking, and rotting in the sea, yes??
Ridiculous. Wee away, good seaman
GoldenMonkeyRedux@reddit
I'm still trying to figure out what her parents have to do with any of this.
Electrical_Angle_701@reddit
It's perfectly fine to urinate into something as large as a sea.
It is also perfectly fine to refrain from talking about it.
Sarkany76@reddit
Where does she think the ocean animals pee?
desertboots@reddit
Hey, fish fuck in that stuff. Pee is just a drop in the ocean.
Kitchen-Lie-7894@reddit
Jesus, what a princess. She's high maintenance, you heard it here first.
Teecee33@reddit
Get rid of her
retlod@reddit
Divers say there are two types of diversâthose who pee in their wetsuits and those who lie about it.
NicTaylor84@reddit
I pissed on the sea 4 or 5 times today. So did the other friends I was in. Completely normal. Just donât whip it out and make a piss stream đ. Do it while under the water
rublehousen@reddit
Perfectly normal after a poo
thehypnodoor@reddit
Did you specifically walk into the sea from land instead of using a toilet? If so that's weird.
Were you already swimming or just got out? Normal I think everyone does that
Ricky_Rollin@reddit
Does your gf understand that thereâs shit and piss from the millions of aquatic lives that call the ocean home? Itâs not like you pissed in her shower and left yellow drops everywhere. Sheesh
Opening_One_7677@reddit
Did you do it in a way everyone could see it? Like standing feet-deep in the sea and then you took it out and peed? đ
If not, it should be fine.
Ok-Geologist-4067@reddit
Wow she's telling you where to pee? Immediate breakup. It's only gonna get worse if you end up marrying her.
CarpetDawg@reddit
All the fish do it, why not you?
CarbsAndPuppies@reddit
Me and my bf go together to go pee in the ocean/lake/whatever. Sheâs weird
have_heart@reddit
They are sheltered as shit. I hate how people act like humans arenât also of the earth.
kellsdeep@reddit
It's fine, but just keep that information to yourself. There are so many irrationally squeamish people out there.
Majestic-Internet668@reddit
Hi, singular fish here,
We all piss in the ocean.
knotnotme83@reddit
I mean if you were already in the sea and you pee then that's ok. But to visit the sea to pee seems a wee overkill. Were there no bathrooms nearby?
Budget-Ball-1918@reddit
Yeah thatâs normalâŚnot a good omen that sheâs mad about it
djunderh2o@reddit
Wait till they hear about brown mola mola.
Ornery_Hovercraft636@reddit
Fish fuck in that water.
Sweetchickyb@reddit
With everything that is and has been in the ocean your gf thinks your contribution can be considered disgusting? You should really thank her and her parents for giving you that much credit lol. You must have a god status with them.
wolf_of_walmart84@reddit
I shit in lakes. Pee in the sea is nothing.
Deep-Grape-4649@reddit
Piss away buddy
may_i_b_frank-with-u@reddit
Explain to her that itâs a wee in the sea, because you just had to pee, and that soon she shall see, and will fully agree, that both you and she, can whiz fully free, and then it will be, for her and for thee, a united flow whilst spilling the tea.
FalcoFox2112@reddit
What exactly is her issue with it?
I canât fathom a reason why it would be issue. Itâs literally the ocean. Gargantuan amounts of salt water in constant motion. What am I missing? đ¤ˇđźââď¸
Yearofthehoneybadger@reddit
Only fish are allowed to pee in the sea!
riptide502@reddit
Get out while you can if sheâs serious.
skrugg@reddit
Yeah itâs normal as can be. Pool in the backyard? Go inside. The beach? Itâs fine.
DeciduousEmu@reddit
Your GF is nuts. Dump her uptight ass.
dalekaup@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BOPrg5tx0
ErinBeezy@reddit
Time to drop that GF, sheâs lame.
Gazelle-Dull@reddit
Dolphins shit in their performance tanks at Sea World. Dolphins splash crowd with water.
LifeguardLonely6912@reddit
It is absolutely OK to pee in the ocean. It is not normally accepted to pee INTO the ocean.
midnightstreetlamps@reddit
Guess she doesn't understand that old phrase "piss in the ocean" either, hih?
AnAmbitiousMann@reddit
There's literal poison, radioactive waste, and decomposing corpses of stuff in the sea. I think just a bit of piss is fine.
moshimoshi100@reddit
You should see what the whales do out there. 86 her son
Bigcuddlyguy@reddit
Tell her never to go into any lakes, or rivers because that is where people go a lot. Lol
ellygator13@reddit
All the fish and turtles piss and shit in the sea..m
thischangeseverythin@reddit
Bro I've peed in every pool ocean or pond I've ever swam in. Pee is sterile. Oh well. How do you think I sat at the swim up bar for 12 hours straight getting drunk off my ass at the all inclusive resort I stayed at? Pro tip. Just piss there at the bar.
Life_Confidence128@reddit
Dude, the whole sea is made up of fish poop, pee, cum, all bodily fluids. Urine is natural, it was break itself down. Youâre fine
pccguy1234@reddit
So fish, mammals and sea creatures piss and poop in the ocean. What makes it different for humans?
Lonely-Intern6707@reddit
Ask any surfer if itâs normal to take a piss in the ocean
Apprehensive-Loss-72@reddit
The ocean is full of the pee of all the things that live there. Piss away đ
Dreddguy@reddit
"Don't drink water. Fish piss in it." - Spike Milligan
Character_Map5705@reddit
I keep aquariums/mini ponds and the amount of waste fish produce is insane. Your pee matters not.
Saqmakaq@reddit
Two of the best things in life are pissing off your back deck and pissing in the ocean.
Menaku@reddit
Fish and marine mammals do it all the time. Your a temporary marine mammal when at the peach so it's free game.
Sttocs@reddit
Wait until she finds out how most sea creatures procreate.
Crazy_Suggestion_182@reddit
When I was younger I would sometimes go in knee deep in dry swim shorts and deliberately piss my pants, then dive in. And by younger I mean 37.
judgementdeus@reddit
Once you decide to shit in the ocean then I have a problem with it.
Mrdodgeman@reddit
Hey if the fish poop there why canât we pee in it ?
QuoteStrict654@reddit
The TV show taught me it's dangerous to pee in the water! But that said, as long as no one was close, it's pretty common, at least in my circle.
djm4ib00@reddit
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY KILOGRAMS OF FECES AND SEMEN BOTH PRODUCED BY FISH IS IN THE OCEAN, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON ANIMAL AND HUMAN REMAINS OF DECOMPOSING FATALITIES
Mr_SlippyFist1@reddit
She's dumb AF.
Where does she think every ocean creature pees? Lol
Lilly6916@reddit
What does she think the fish and the whales do? But why did you even tell her?
idontlikemondays321@reddit
I am not getting out of the sea to dry myself, get sand inevitably stuck on me, put clothes on and walk 20 mins to the hotel and back just to have a wee. Youâre on holiday, enjoy your sea piss
LoisLaneEl@reddit
I feel like you absolutely did not read his post though. He was at a bar. Dry. He left the bar to go to the ocean to pee.
Oh_its_that_asshole@reddit
I would, but id go piss in the sand dunes. Now I'm thinking about it, it doesn't make much sense to do that.
Jack_M_Steel@reddit
He wasnât in the water though. Strange comment
Limp_Freedom_8695@reddit
It's par for the course when it comes to redditors and hygiene
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Exactly, thank you gunna go again
Local_Nerve901@reddit
Btw op this is reddit and UK
Different answers irl, imo the sanitation part doesnât matter but the civility and grossness does. Ainât proper type thing. And even more gross if you do it through ur trunks
I use swimming pool rules tbh even if the sea is more dirty. Why make it even more dirty? I personally donât want to be responsible for making a disgusting thing even more disgusting.
Itâs like littering too, just cuz everyone else is littering in an area doesnât make it right
Like really, go use the bathroom
Helpful-Appeal1905@reddit
comparing it to littering is crazy. if you want to compare it to disposal of garbage, it's like throwing garbage in a garbage bin. garbage bin is the ocean, the garbage is the piss, shit and every other gross thing in the ocean.
coconutsoap@reddit
Piss is like 90% water mate. Grow up đ
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I despise littering, people that are too lazy to hold onto something until they find a bin are lazy and selfish, I live in the country and believe it should be left untouched but surely a wee in the sea is ok, itâs not like Iâm polluting it
apurpleglittergalaxy@reddit
Strongly agree
DigbyChickenZone@reddit
They were at a bar, not swimming. He got sand stuck on him instead of using the restroom at the establishment he was already at.
idontlikemondays321@reddit
I think the girlfriend was at the bar
Targettio@reddit
Equally, don't get up from your sun bed, run past a beach bar with a toilet in it, just to get in the sea to do a piss.
veronicaAc@reddit
Are your beach bars closer to the water than the sun beds?!
swoopy17@reddit
Three types of people in the world:
People who have never been in the ocean.
People who have peed in the ocean.
Liars.
thanks_hank@reddit
Completely normal your gf is strange.
StarTrakZack@reddit
99% of humans across the Earth who swim in the sea, also pee in the sea. Your GF and her family are entitled to feel however they want about it, but their point of view is absolutely unequivocally not shared by anyone else lol
ForeverCareful3021@reddit
âInfinite dilution is the solution!â đââď¸
Emotional-Effort-477@reddit
lol a lot of people underestimate the ocean to an extreme degree. Even if it was right where people were swimming. It doesnât matter, in the slightest. The amount of bacteria and live organisms in the water is so vast and overwhelming. Most of the undeveloped world as drains their waste into the ocean. We wonât even include the amount of life that is in the ocean which is MOST life, pisses in the water. Read just a few comments down that they find it gross - this person shouldnât go in the ocean at all if they really knew what was in the water and piss is the LEAST of your worries
buzzothefuzzo@reddit
Dude that's fucked up. Nobody has ever done that before, you just ruined the ocean!!
CarBombtheDestroyer@reddit
Thatâs normal, where does she think all the pee ends up? All the sea animals and a lot of the land animals it largely ends up there.
New_Builder8597@reddit
it's like fight club. You don't talk about it. also don't do it creeks, an eel might take offence and rip some holes in your leg.
Waste-Competition338@reddit
So sheâs comfortable swimming in whale sperm, but cares about your urine? CâMon Man!
haxprocess@reddit
ngl thats kinda disgusting
GentlemanMike213@reddit
You know that marine life hold it until they find a porta potty, right? /s
Free-Silver-5760@reddit
If they didn't want you to pee in the water when you're drinking beers on the beach, they'd make the toilets closer.
Burgergold@reddit
Ok, tell her next time you are going in the pool instead
meanvegton@reddit
It's the sea... Tons of whales, sharks, turtle, fish, shrimps, eels, jellyfish, sting rays with their pee, poo and decomposed body disintegrating into the sea and she's worried about your pee?
This ain't some swimming pool....
Weekly_Goose951@reddit
I see where sheâs coming from. Use a bathroom like a civilized human being. But, as a dude, I also see the appeal of peeing in the sea. Relieving yourself in nature is only natural I would just keep that to myself. So youâre okay for peeing in the sea, but sheâs also okay for judging you for it. Just keep it yourself next time
brandt-money@reddit
There are 352 quintillion gallons of water in the ocean. Even if you pissed 1,000 gallons, it would be literally nothing.
myvillianoriginstory@reddit
As long as youâre not too close to others I donât see the issue
Tyr1326@reddit
Eh, theres so many corpses out there, a bit of piss is hardly going to make it any worse. Pee away.
Dr_Just_Some_Guy@reddit
Oh my. You should have swum to the undersea outhouse where all the fish, turtles, dolphins, whales, penguins, etc. go to urinate. Oh wait, thatâs just the sea. You were literally pissing in the worldâs biggest toilet, why is she upset?
Local-Mastodon-8609@reddit
We all piss in the sea but we don't talk about it.
onemoreopinionfkr@reddit
Wait until she learns that white sand beaches are made from parrot fish poop.
STL_TRPN@reddit
You've now learned firsthand that telling your gf everything isn't the wisest thing to do.
Round_Concentrate88@reddit
Your girlfriend needs to touch some grass.
Superseaslug@reddit
Where does she think fish pee
LooksUnderLeaves@reddit
She sounds extra
flappinginthewind69@reddit
Iâve had grown respectable adults tell me they always pee in the pool, thought that was unnecessary
GotGlintSRP@reddit
Sheâs nuts. Imagine if you broke your leg or worse and needed help. Would she dress your wounds and empty urinals for you without saying âthatâs disgusting â?
Crimsonchin704@reddit
I'm pretty sure it's abnormal not to.
Intelligent-Salt-362@reddit
I mean, fish f^[k in it, soâŚ
In my case I have peed in it. Hell, when we are offshore fishing and the need hits Iâll jump overboard in 1000 feet of water and take a dump. The scary part is looking down into the abyss until the light fades and nothing can be seen. Needless to say I usually pinch it quick.
We are inherently part of nature and have likely been doing this along the coasts for the entire existence of human kind. To think otherwise is just laughable.
RelationshipDue1501@reddit
Of course it is!. Pissing on land is better?. What would a caveman have done?. Hey Honey, get out of the water, if youâre going to pee!. Piss on the dog instead!. Or little Jimmy!.
Pafolo@reddit
Does she not know how much sewage gets dumped into the rivers and oceansâŚ
weasel999@reddit
Whales have left more. Donât fret.
breadexpert69@reddit
She is wrong
Gogh619@reddit
You should tell her what they do in goa. (They poop on the beach.)
skibidibapd@reddit
The ocean is mostly pee. Salty duh
DietrichDiMaggio@reddit
Iâm peeing in the ocean. As long as Iâm not attacked by sharks or that one guy that attacked Wakanda or a tsunami or undertow I think you and I will be fine. Any other ocean urinating creeps in here with us? Look, youâre helping the environment. Does your gf hate the environment? Where else does she think all that water came from?
JoyLuckBlip@reddit
Tell her not to be so pissy fizzy.
Sephiroth2014@reddit
If that family is that dumb, get out now.
socal1959@reddit
Youâre normal, her? Not so much
carlweaver@reddit
Itâs full of fish turds, weird chemicals and corpses. A little extra urine wonât matter.
Hotrod-1989@reddit
Very normal
Suit_Responsible@reddit
You havenât given the crucial context, did you walk to the waters edge of a crowded beach and just whip it out??
Marathon2021@reddit
Send her the recent story interviewing Olympic swimmers basically admitting that yeah every single one of them pees in the pools (those Olympic grade swimsuits are apparently quite a chore to get in and out of).
cbbbets@reddit
Just hope no shrimp swim up the stream. Ouch.
soup8996@reddit
Clearly she sounds like she is animal in the sheets - run!!!!!!
r4dical0verride@reddit
For me itâs less about pissing in the sea and more about pissing in your shorts. You are coating a portion of your clothes in your own urine. That is kinda gross.
HeavyBeing0_0@reddit
Dude I saw a human turd near the buoys last time I was in Florida on the beach. Pee is the least of her worries.
Sad_Championship6085@reddit
Thereâs fish pee in the ocean too
coralloohoo@reddit
The fact that us females cannot go anywhere we please makes the fact that you guys go anywhere you please seem weird. If that makes any sense
Conservativehippyman@reddit
I pee on my girl in the shower, yours is broken
TheLelouchLamperouge@reddit
Your girlfriend is regarded
alibaba406@reddit
Is she a left enviromentalist?
OSRS-MLB@reddit
Where does she think everything in the ocean pees?
DoubleE55@reddit
The sea is literally fishsâ toilet.
ackmon@reddit
You peed the same place all the fish, whales and all other sea creatures pee.
She's insane
EniNeutrino@reddit
Does your girlfriend also think that fish get out to use the loo?
amelie_789@reddit
Tell her that the locals have been doing it for centuries. Totally normal.
frazzledglispa@reddit
Piss in her face, then ask her if she thinks pissing in the ocean is so bad.
I kid, don't actually do that - unless she consents, and you consent, of course, I don't judge.
ShowOk7840@reddit
So it's okay for the fish and the whales and the birds but not for people?
thegrt42069@reddit
People don't drink water down south because " the fish fuck in it" piss in the sea all you want
Shank_Shank_@reddit
How does she feel about peeing in swimming pools or the shower? Lol
The-thingmaker2001@reddit
Worried. She might be a believer in homeopathy...
La19909@reddit
I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.
Zarathustra7890@reddit
Wait till she finds out what fish do in it. Disgusting.
Prestigious_Glass146@reddit
Does you're gf know how much pissing is already going on? Have her look at a shark shitting on a bunch of divers in the cage lol
bumblebragg@reddit
All the fish do it.
Timely_Elderberry_62@reddit
Looks like you need a new girlfriend
BigGrinJesus@reddit
Relaxing holiday then, is it?
Broviet22@reddit
Fish piss n shit in the ocean, I'm sure the little fish dudes don't care.
TuffManJoens@reddit
Does the high amount of salt in the ocean do anything to the piss?
watermelonspanker@reddit
Oh thanks, now I can never go in the ocean again
Horror-Ad-1095@reddit
It's not weird to pee in the sea if you are already in the sea. It is weird to go to the sea specifically to pee, when you could just go to a bathroom instead. Also, it's weird to announce this. Just say you cooled off in the water if you feel like being a weirdo.
Momofseven1970@reddit
So- sheâd rather you go to the loo flush a gallon or more of fresh water to remove 10 ounces of urine. Then wash your hands wasting more fresh potable water. When you can go into the ocean? If youâd gone into a pool to pee - Iâd see her point.
Mervinly@reddit
My gf gets mad at me for peeing anywhere but a toilet
Mangled_4Skin@reddit
Dude thereâs like so much piss in the sea i think itll be alright
housewithapool2@reddit
Fish pee in the ocean their whole lives.
imnotabotareyou@reddit
The problem is, unless you went in naked, itâs on your swimsuit. Thatâs the gross part.
Nightenridge@reddit
Forget the massive amounts of garbage and the fact that many boats and ships dump poop water right into the ocean.
lolycc1911@reddit
Whales pee in the sea.
ghost_shark_619@reddit
She does realize how much worse stuff than pee is in the sea. I grew up in California and thatâs the only way to warm up in the cold waters. I think doing it all my childhood has ruined me though because now that Iâm an adult if I get cold I have to pee constantly.
AllieBaba2020@reddit
Show her how much human waste cruise and other ships dump in the ocean.
speaker-syd@reddit
Peeing into the ocean? Fine.
Peeing into the ocean? Frowned upon.
Advanced-Possible-29@reddit
Billions or Trillions of creatures are pooping in there all day...
Louie1000rr@reddit
Thatâs the only reason i go in the water in NY, and everyone knows it when you just go dick deep and come out
Future-Solid9001@reddit
I have a boat and I take a piss over the side every time I go out.
riz3192@reddit
Your girlfriend is weird.
millerdrr@reddit
Cruise ships dump their loads when theyâre more than a hundred miles from shore.
bekindokk@reddit
Maybe 2 years is too long.
uTosser@reddit
How cold was it?
Kind_Ferret_3219@reddit
Shit! Don't relay W.C. Fields quote to her. When asked why the prodigious lush didn't drink water, he replied "Because fish fuck in it".
Dry_Swordfish159@reddit
doesnt all sewage end in the sea anyway?
iBeFlying676@reddit
One time , in the Ocean, I came.
DidYouSeeThatMoose@reddit
Your GF sounds boring
hjackson1016@reddit
All I know is when Iâm cold on a dive, it sure as hell warms up my wetsuit!
Karelkolchak2020@reddit
Thatâs why the water is saltyâŚ.
vanillla-ice@reddit
I would rather pee in the sea than go to a gross bathroom.
Wizzmer@reddit
You can't imagine how much whales urinate each day.
FairCommon3861@reddit
39F⌠I def pee in the ocean
Ok_Resort2313@reddit
just donât do in next to me and we gucci
Vanquish_Tax@reddit
Your man brother. itâs what we do. đ
muddymar@reddit
I grew up surrounded by the Great Lakes. I rather pee in the lake than go into any of the beach bathrooms. Iâve peed in rivers and on hiking trails. Iâve peed by the side of the road and once in a snow bank when the gas station was closed. Let me tell you once you get to a certain age you have no modesty and F off to stores with no public bathrooms. The sea seems adequate.
cava_light7@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution.
wh4t_1s_a_s0u1@reddit
I feel like it's the kind of thing everyone does but doesn't talk about (unless they do, idk, but that probably depends on how well you know each other). In some cases, it's arguably the talking about it that's impolite... Like, everyone logically knows the ocean is full of animal waste, but they don't like to think about it. Just like reminding someone they're gonna die someday, it kinda ruins the vibe. Also, since you just peed in the ocean, that means your pee is closer and more concentrated to wherever you and anyone else would be interacting with the water. Again, that's the kind of thing no one really wants to think about, much less be informed of, so they have no choice but to think about it. "Ignorance is bliss."
But your gf may think peeing in the ocean is gross and shouldn't be done at all. She's also probably never really thought about it, OR maybe she's actually done it herself but would never admit that due to embarrassment or shame, and so she's projecting those feelings. But if she really thinks it's wrong to pee in the ocean, then I feel she should be educated on the actual contents of the ocean and how little one more bladder's worth of piss matters. The ocean isn't a swimming pool.
No matter what, there's no real argument your gf or anyone else can make against peeing in the ocean, unless it's the specific situation where the pee-r is in close proximity to someone else who wouldn't want their pee on them. Idc if it's in the ocean, that would be gross behavior. If you think they might feel the pocket of warm pee, you're too close.
Anyway, that's not the situation here either. Your gf's feeling of disgust is not wrong. Feelings are always valid, because we're human, and feelings just happen; to deny or dismiss them causes harm. But her judgement of you is not defensible. Unlike feelings, our words are a choice. Her beliefs don't get to dictate whether you pee in the ocean, and she shouldn't try to force that on you or shame you for doing something that's arguably the most natural thing ever. I suggest she get over it and, again, consider that the ocean is filled with shit and piss and sperm and rotting organic matter, because it's the ocean.
But also, consider not loudly announcing when you've pissed in the ocean, because I don't think it's really necessary. But that's just me, and you do you.
Jazzlike-Basil1355@reddit
I was caught pissing in the swimming pool. Lifeguard shout so loud, I fell in.
stonerwitch69@reddit
If my partner got mad at me at peeing in the ocean, itâd be a dealbreaker. Itâs one of lifeâs greatest joys!
Shredtillyourdead420@reddit
Have they heard about the pollution that we produce daily that floats around, Also doesnât fish whales and micro life also produce waste that is in the water?
antidona@reddit
I pee on the sea all the time!
-Dueck-@reddit
It doesn't matter that the sea is dirty af anyway and that it's "a drop in the ocean". It's still disgusting.
SpikeGolden@reddit
Donât forget that Reddit is majority men and I can see this reflected in the commentsÂ
As a women, peeing in the sea is not the problemÂ
The fact that you were out of the sea, 150 seconds walk away from a toilet as you said in this thread, but instead you chose to go and enter the sea, take a piss, come back out and then tell your girlfriend about this, is really oddÂ
Itâs uncivilised and strange behaviourÂ
People donât piss in the sea as a first choice, itâs only when they are in the sea already and they suddenly need to goÂ
To voluntarily add your piss to the sea when you had absolutely no reason to, other than pure laziness, is inconsiderate and selfishÂ
SillyMilly25@reddit
If you have to do it fine, but it's nasty and you don't need to talks bout it.
Hogheadup1234@reddit
Ppm is nothing your good.
iLuvwaffless@reddit
Don't tell her all the sea animals also go in the sea.
Ok-Attempt2842@reddit
Every single animal that lives in the sea pees and poops there so why not you? She's goofy
BigThunder3000@reddit
Fish do it, all day
watwatmountain@reddit
Itâs the fucking sea. Thatâs like saying donât sneeze into the air because it âpollutes itâ
Allthingsgaming27@reddit
Did you go from land into the ocean to take a piss and then come right back out? If so, choosing to do that instead of using a toilet is a bit bizarre, not necessarily gross though
Automatic-Degree7169@reddit
There are millions of fish and other sea creatures in the ocean. Where do you think they pee?
PlatformNo8576@reddit
Donât drink water, fish fuck in it
DPSanDiego619@reddit
Time for a new girl. Crikey...
IC00KEDI@reddit
Good thing youâre not in a pool or your GF would be pissed.
SilliestSighBen@reddit
Ugh...you have an uptight girlfriend. Sounds like a blast.
sqwirlmasta@reddit
Run Buddy
nomadic_doorman@reddit
Sheâs a certified silly billy
chubbyburritos@reddit
There is absolutely nothing wrong with peeing in the ocean
asula_mez@reddit
Itâs about respect. Like not throwing trash on the ground. đ¤ˇââď¸
Brian_from_accounts@reddit
I think this is partially about projection of values. Your GFs disgust is less about the act itself and more about how it reflects on her social identity. By invoking her parents, she may be suggesting that her standards of behaviour are heavily influenced by what her family finds acceptable. This could point to a - strong desire for approval - or a need to maintain an image that aligns with her family values.
Itsmeforrestgump@reddit
Just be aware of parasites in waters that could penetrate your johnson. Then you would be in a world of trouble.
scarf_prank_hikers@reddit
The only appropriate response, imo, is "fish fuck in it".
Dinkinflicka43@reddit
Iâd try to at least be away from others in the water. Otherwise fire away
Intermountain-Gal@reddit
Where does she think seals, turtles, and whales pee (and poop)? Good grief!
Clevernickname1001@reddit
Where does your girlfriend think the fish and other ocean creatures go to the bathroom.
Inevitable_Form_1250@reddit
She should be appreciative, not get pissed off. Doesn't take a wiz to understand that you're helping the ocean, even if it's just by a wee bit. Maybe next time don't leak the news? Sorry urine trouble....
Extension-World-7041@reddit
Always splash a little water on your face like you went in to cool off.
DanielleSpeaksLife@reddit
Where does she think fish pee and poop? I mean I canât imagine the volume of one whale piss or turd.
Moxxy-Kun@reddit
Very, fish do a lot worse than pee in it anyhow.
Moxxy-Kun@reddit
It's the goon soup.
MLXIII@reddit
Animals of the seas guarantees they wee in the seas with their pees
Scary-Decision9722@reddit
Get rid of her, sheâs nuts
scdiabd@reddit
We always piss in the water?? Where the hell is a toilet on the beach? lol
Positive_Box_69@reddit
A lot of whales nut in it so its ok
kingfisher-monkey-87@reddit
What she think the fish do?
Equal-Shock5707@reddit
While itâs wrong to pee in a pool itâs not necessarily wrong to pee in the ocean. Is it still weird to most, yes and I still wouldnât do it but you arenât hurting it. Iâd 100% still use a bathroom if they have one but itâs not going to hurt either the sea or you unless told otherwise.
joeysupertramp@reddit
I sure hope her and her parents don't know what you did in the pool then...
StarFlight700@reddit
Normal. Blue whales pee up to 267 GALLONS a day. I think your fine.
Straight-Round2804@reddit
Keep your wee to yourself. Lol
DanielReddit26@reddit
It's not something I've done, but I have what is probably a daft question... did you just start peeing, or do you pull your wang out of your shorts?
I'm assuming you don't just swim out and effectively piss yourself as surely the pee would still absorb into your swim shorts (would it?) but also pulling your dick out, even when submerged, in an open public spot also feels a bit weird...
I genuinely don't know??
Alunmonty@reddit
jus piss ya self, swim for five mins, clean shorts again. cmon mate, never been to the beach?
blabla857@reddit
I'm fucking blown away by the insanity in this thread. a bit of piss, which is 95% water, passing through a fucking pair of trunks or whatever. Does everyone here cotton bud their urethra after every piss? Do they not know arseholes exist just round the corner and have shit there?
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I just piss through my shorts, I piss in my wetsuit when on the uk coast cuz itâs freezing
Weekly_Tailor_9641@reddit
I used to say in pay to win games when spending $20. Itâs like pissing in the ocean it will make no difference. For what its worth.
Away_Collection6806@reddit
The ocean is teaming with life, thus tons of pee and poop from sea creatures. No, not gross at all. If it were a pool, that would be a bit low brow but, not a big deal.
Puzzleheaded-Rip-824@reddit
Wut lol
tiffybluebell81@reddit
Sheâs not bothered by all the fish shit and whale cum floating around in there but she has a problem with your piss?
Logical_Willow4066@reddit
Where does she think the animals pee?
Ok-Vegetable372@reddit
Where does she think fish piss?
Iffy50@reddit
You shouldn't have mentioned it. If you fart in a windstorm, no one will ever know the difference unless you mention it. Now you know. If you pee in the shower don't tell her.
Cooperjb15@reddit
As long as itâs not a pool itâs fine
Loose_Carpenter9533@reddit
Better watch of for things swimming up the ol pee hole.
maxsqd@reddit
Iâve peed right there in the Corfu sea (earlier this summer) so there is my piss too.
ecodiver23@reddit
How does she think fish get rid of extra water? Ocean fish drink a ridiculous amount of water and release very concentrated pee
SportTop2610@reddit
Don't tell her your every move. TBH id be wary of salt water swirling around my areas like that.
No-Brother-6705@reddit
Well now I never want to swim again.
DJ-Doughboy@reddit
Sea rhymes with Pee, sounds good to ME! Maybe you shouldn't of mentioned it though
agenthopefully@reddit
Ainât like it was gonna get more salty than it usually is
Emergency-Dot-2555@reddit
I pee in the sea because I'm free. I'm in Florida. Been pissing in it for decades. I bet some of mine even made it over there by now.
By really you should never pee and tell.
LiquidSoCrates@reddit
I used to drop deuces in the ocean. When youâre surfing, itâs a huge pain to go find a bathroom. One time I came back to shore and saw my turd sitting at the edge of the surf.
OkManufacturer767@reddit
Does she not understand there are billions of animals peeing in the sea?
genericguysportsname@reddit
Last time I was near a swimmable ocean I shit and threw up in the water. Peeing is fine
Broncuhsaurus@reddit
Sounds like your girlfriend is retarded⌠does she think the infinite amount of living organisms in the sea hop out to take a leak or deficate. Or maybe the sea faring birds, they fly back to land when they have to shit instead of just doing it when they feel like⌠how about the trillions of Dead Sea creatures, they surely are removed by their counterparts to rot on land in stead. Sheâs quite literally dumb as a bucket of piss. Sorry to talk about your girlfriend that way but If mine said some stupid shit like that sheâd understand if I said these things to her.
Sufficient-Duck-2728@reddit
Your girlfriend is not a rational thinker. Run away.
kuparamara@reddit
Wait until she finds about whale poop.
How are you married to somebody and not find out there are crazy for so many years?
lucasb18@reddit
Does your girlfriend usually tattle on you to her parents? If so, you may want to rethink that one.
Inevitable_Rice_9097@reddit
Why did you say anything?
clitorisaurunderscor@reddit
Where does she think fish pee?
Big-Rise7340@reddit
Whatâs she going to do when she finds out that sand is parrot fish poop?
TheShovler44@reddit
Honestly as long as youâre not doing it right next to ppl thereâs no issue.
TheDarkKnight0420@reddit
I bet she also pees in the ocean tho
Electrical_Nature_71@reddit
Depending where you are at you might have to pay to use the restroom. Save money pee in the sea!
blakeyonabike@reddit
You should 100% pee in the sea. I mean no fucking doubt.
cloudypp123@reddit
Imagine the amount of piss and shit is in the open water lol
Boziina198@reddit
Show your girlfriend these comments so she realizes sheâs dumb
Sarahclaire54@reddit
Some times I go into the sea just to pee.
Ok-Amphibian-7176@reddit
She sounds high maintenance
Specialist-Spray109@reddit
Fish do it all the time itâs fine, she sounds like a naggy hag
Habsin7@reddit
I knew it smelled funny
Warm-Astronaut6764@reddit
Just wait until she finds out where all the toilets flush to...
Merganser3816@reddit
I sea.
swimming_bacon@reddit
Wait until she finds out how many people piss in the pool đŹ
Street_Inflation_124@reddit
Completely abnormal. Â Fish wait till they get to a fish urinal.
June_Inertia@reddit
Fish fuck in it. In fact, the water coming out of your faucetâŚfish fucked in it.
RodgerRodger8301@reddit
There are approximately 7.951 billion people on planet earth. The volume of all the oceans on earth is approximately 1.335 zettaliters (1 zettaliter is 1.0x10^21 liters). The average human void of urine is between 250-400mL (weâll use 300mL for ease of math). If every human on earth urinated in the ocean at the same time the oceans would then be approximately 0.0000000017867417% urine. I think youâre good.
Flaky-Experience-806@reddit
Maybe she was jealous that you weeâd in the see and not on her?
Fridaybird1985@reddit
Right of passage
RecoveringCuckaholic@reddit
Iâd pee in itâŚ
KoopaPoopa69@reddit
Everything else in the sea is pissing in it. When in RomeâŚ
discoduck007@reddit
I've always called it poop soup for all the sea life using it as a toilet. I'm baffled by her response to this. I'm team pee in the sea!
Key-Assistance9720@reddit
the ocean is filled with piss
wprodrig@reddit
Run bro, dont look back. Been dealing with this for 20 years...
ThereWasNoSpoon@reddit
Wait till she realizes fish POOP in it, too... :)
iteachag5@reddit
Does she understand how large the sea is?? lol!
Mr_MacGrubber@reddit
Thereâs already tons of pee in the ocean. Along with rotting animals and plants.
Present_Dog2978@reddit
Doesnât everyone pee in the sea
Vectorman1989@reddit
Wait until she learns where dolphins piss
Chance-Juggernaut743@reddit
So it was you
AlexusTheGreat@reddit
There are dead bodies in most large bodies of water, I think a little piss is not the end of the world. Lol, a lot of people piss in lakes, rivers, and oceans. Also, there is fish piss and shit in there, too.
Havranicek@reddit
INFO did the bar have a toilet? Lots of people assume it would have had a toilet. Which would make it weird to go into the sea to pee. If it didnât have a toilet and there wasnât one nearby, then sure pee in the sea.
Colton-Landsington86@reddit
Lol all of Australia wants to tell her to get ready for reality
boyaintri9ht@reddit
Everything that lives in the sea pees in the sea. The sea IS pee. đ¤Ł
highestwelder@reddit
Great! Now I bet all of the fish are going to start copying you.
WonderfulLettuce5579@reddit
Wait until she finds out where cruise ships and naval vessels dump their untreated human waste...
AssociateJaded3931@reddit
Where does she think fish pee?
Junior-Advisor-1748@reddit
Better not tell her about the sea creatures dumping and pissing in it. Sheâd be shattered beyond recovery.
ShoppingQueen27@reddit
All that piss adds up. Without the ocean we will have no oxygen. Just because there has been worse out in the ocean does not mean we should continue destroying it. That will eventually kill off marine life we need. And that will be like a domino effect. We have enough problems with surviving global warming as it is. Try stopping the pissing and call it your first step to saving the earth . đ Https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/ocean-oxygen.html
ethanwc@reddit
Who tells others? Just do it and keep it to yourself.
maladmin@reddit
I've pissed in 3 seas so far.
Matt_Schtick@reddit
It depends. Are you stand in the shore and peeing, frolicking in the shallows, or treading water with a glazed look in your eyes?
Dangerous_Hippo_6902@reddit
The difference between men and woman.
She would do the same IF no one else knew about it. The issue is your girlfriend cares about what others think of you, and by extension her, and that activity could be seen as disgusting.
Itâs normal to piss in the sea, if done discretely and you donât mention it. Girlfriend is angry you told her, not that you did it.
No-Glass6322@reddit
Youâre not swimming in the ocean properly if you donât pee in it.
FilmOrnery3858@reddit
I know fishermen who shit off the side of their boat so
Always-moving-man-10@reddit
Everyone pisses in the sea
Express_Tackle6042@reddit
Imagine if the op took a dump.
Uglypotatohands@reddit
Urine is over 90% water. Plus the sea is huge. It bothers no one. Except your girl.
Accordingly_Onion69@reddit
Dude you are why we cant have nice things đ¤Śđ˝
Chigrrl1098@reddit
A bajillion fish do it every day.
MadMadamMimsy@reddit
Seals whales and dolphins do it.....
Lepew1@reddit
The main concern is how much winds up in your swimwear
nate-doggg@reddit
I sea a breakup on the horizon
Altitudeviation@reddit
So many billions and billions of creatures weeing in the sea, day in and day out. That's why it tastes salty.
Revolutionary_Pilot7@reddit
Where do fish piss?
AbbreviationsLarge63@reddit
I piss in a pool along with all the other drunks at the swim up bar.
Zestyclose_Cap8149@reddit
Itâs not a swimming pool, fish do this all day every day, plus I donât have to wash my hands!
Advanced_Ad4049@reddit
Wait till she finds out fish shit in the sea.
Tmumsy@reddit
Fish do it. đđŚ In their own house even Fish are very lenient. You're good.
Danaleer@reddit
I think it's weird to deliberately go into the water to pee when there's toilets nearby. If you're already in the water, then sure.
gunsforevery1@reddit
Wait til she finds out how big whale shits are.
Wonderful_Phrase9343@reddit
Fish do it
Tennebelievin@reddit
Peeing in the pool/sea/any body of water or water with a drain is completely normal. I'm guessing golden showers are out?
CheeseBon@reddit
It's normal
Swagsuke_Nakamura@reddit
I got banned and ridiculed for peeing in the water once. Granted I was standing on the edge of the diving board, but still..
kevinneal@reddit
Where does she think all the city sewage goes?
tofu_ology@reddit
Literally everyone pees in the seađ
gvarshang@reddit
We donât have all the facts. Sounds like OP and GF were on the beach, and GF went to the bar (to get a drink?) and OP figured the ocean was the closest place to pee. (Because it was a tiki bar with no toilets?) So at least one of them was being weird, but we donât know enough.
domdymond@reddit
The sea is piss. Where do then fish and sea creatures piss and shat and any other thing they do? Jizz, yes, in the ocean.
Great album name though " jiz in the ocean" or edm band name
AmyKittiesGalore@reddit
Peeing in the ocean is one of life's great pleasures! Just don't poop.
girthbrooks1212@reddit
Corfu 06
Sensitive-Rip-8005@reddit
Did you ask her and her family how they feel about swimming in an ocean full of fish, whale, dolphin, shark, among other animalsâ piss?
Tiny-Metal3467@reddit
Fish fuck in itâŚ.
wwJones@reddit
Guess where sewer transfer stations discharge?
ClayMitchellCapital@reddit
Your girlfriend is strange.... and probably someone who gets out of the shower to piss. They can't all be cool.
iReddit2000@reddit
You're already swimming in fish piss. Everyone pees in the seas
homelaberator@reddit
It's not very classy, is it?
I can understand if you are caught short and it's not really causing any trouble as a proverbial drop in the ocean, but it's nicer to use the facilities provided.
She might be upset simply because she thought you were more dignified than a fucking jellyfish.
TNJDude@reddit
I think more people than not would do it.
No-Possible-6643@reddit
You'd be the odd one out if you didn't piss in the ocean. Not just on a social scale, but as in the entirety of life that inhabits or frequents the ocean. Everything that comes near the sea pisses in it. You'd be weird not to.
HauntedDIRTYSouth@reddit
... where do yall think toilet water goes? Or the entire existence of life on this planet.
Im_Literally_Allah@reddit
BruhâŚ. Do you know how many billions of gallons of fish pee are added to the ocean on a daily basis?
ericalionsfan@reddit
I live in Michigan in the US and Iâve peeâd in Lake Michigan and Lake Huron many times. Itâs completely normal.
MrBitterJustice@reddit
Lots of creatures pee and poo in the sea
DividenDrip@reddit
If I was you I would pee on her for that comment
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
I (F) would rather use a toilet, but if there are no facilities available - which is regularly the case in remote areas that we travel, the dunes or sea shore will do.
BuDu1013@reddit
I bet she doesnât let you go out with your friends. Thatâs if she hasnât made you drop them.
North-Sentence-9359@reddit
LMAO
Retire_date_may_22@reddit
She is bazar.
BestPath89@reddit
Of course it is! She needs to calm downÂ
DividenDrip@reddit
Tell her to gtfo
Plantasaurus@reddit
When I was a beach lifeguard, it was standard procedure for us to swim out a couple hundred feet and take a dump. There are no restrooms that allow lifeguards to maintain a visual contact with their area. We were often on the job for 9-10 hours during the summer so that meant we were peeing a pooping in the ocean quite a bit. We had a crapload of public codes we had to enforce (marine sanctuary rules made up a ton) but releasing your bowels in the ocean was not one of them. I could write you a ticket for just about anything except for this one thing your girlfriend is worked up about
MycoMythos@reddit
Nah, she's just precious
Terriblevidy@reddit
What's her deal? And who give a fuck what her parents think?
WormsEatShit@reddit
Feel free to piss anywhere where Candiru donât live.
FactoryV4@reddit
Every fish and mammal in the ocean piss in there.
relandluke@reddit
Itâs disgusting.
LexChase@reddit
I think itâs a bit gross, but we do it.
Thereâs a difference though between being out of the water and having toilets available and deliberately choosing to walk into the ocean to effectively piss your pants in the water, and being already in the ocean and doing it.
And I think your biggest mistake was announcing it like youâre proud of it. Thatâs not a thing you tell people, it offends sensibilities.
mythic-moldavite@reddit
Iâm currently on vacation in Puerto Rico. My partner and I have peed in the sea more than once because we literally have no choice. It is not a big deal. The biggest thing is I make sure Iâm a good bit away from other people out of respect. Itâs weird she would say her parents would be disgusted. Why is that her first thought
ThreeDubWineo@reddit
Pee in the sea, no brainer Pee in the pool, some hesitation Pee in the bath tub, nah
Ok_Sense_9774@reddit
She mustâve had a very easy life getting upset over something so silly. Good luck my man.
splashystingray@reddit
âwee in the seaâ sent me đ¤Łđ¤Ł itâs totally normal, though.
MacDaddy2605@reddit
Just tell her it could have been worse....you could've added some baby gravy and made the sea slightly saltier đ¤
Mokiiiiii@reddit
Now I'm disgusted by how many people think it's normal to pee in the sea. Please don't do it when there are other people near you.
notryksjustme@reddit
Fish and other sea creatures do it. Does she swim in the sea? Or walk in the surf? Sheâs getting fish piss on her a lot then. The human waste is nothing compared to that.
ZCT808@reddit
The entire sea is filled with millions of gallons of pee, liquified dead animal remains, and all manner of other terrible contaminants. Your bit of pee is like adding a single grain of sand to a beach.
All that being said, maybe donât discuss your pee with your uptight girlfriend?
Marvel_plant@reddit
Literally everyone pees in the ocean, what is she talking about? Itâs not the pool.
No_Foundation7308@reddit
Whales have much larger bladders and wee than you and let it rip in the sea, Iâll think itâs okay.
Hoppie1064@reddit
Fish pee in the sea. Millions and millions of fish piss in the sea daily.
VnEMr@reddit
All the sea animals pee in the sea why canât we.
PaleontologistLow755@reddit
I wouldn't have done it, sounds weird. But every creature that lives there pees there. Attention, there is a tiny speck of ordinary human pee floating with 007's pee.
stella93_@reddit
I mean where do fish poop also there is fish in the ocean that feed off of waste
DopeCookies15@reddit
She's the weird one. It's not a pool, there are billions of things in there also peeing into it.
heydave23@reddit
Pretty sure all of the sea life gets out of the water and uses a sanican.
Denofearth@reddit
Shouldnât be a problem, fish do it all the time.
ColonelMonty@reddit
Her mind is gonna be blown when she finds out there are creatures that also pee in the sea.
Ok-Picture2656@reddit
Take a shit in it bro who cares
Penis-Dance@reddit
I have seen a woman shit in the lake once. She was acting funny and then I saw a floater pop up behind her.
GirlisNo1@reddit
Everyone I know pees in the ocean lol.
Pee makes zero difference to that amount of water, not to mention the water is constantly moving- the pee water is nowhere near you after a few seconds. Plus, the high salt content cleanses your clothes of the pee. Itâs a perfect pee situation.
Last time I went to beach I had to pee so bad I went straight for the ocean before even finding a spot to set up tent in lol.
dreamingforward@reddit
While peeing in the ocean may be acceptable, as it is the final destination for water, it is NOT acceptable to pee upstream (upland seas or rivers) where animals and humans depend on it.
joanarmageddon@reddit
Oh ffs. Everybody pees in the ocean, except maybe your girlfriend.
RightMolasses6504@reddit
Does she know what the marine life does for toileting
Eggplant-666@reddit
Your gf needs to pull the stick out of her azz asap. Please dont marry her.
sonofnothingg@reddit
The sea is natures toilet
Crazy_Ad3336@reddit
Lmao. Your gf is so out of touch.
AngrySafewayCashier@reddit
Very normal
Moelarrycheeze@reddit
Itâs full of fish shit who cares
tossaway1546@reddit
What does she think Ships do with waste?
Imaginary_Audience_5@reddit
Surfers pee in their wetsuits all the timeâŚ. From what I hear.
Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat@reddit
"Fish pee in you! All day!"
Likes2Phish@reddit
Normal af lol
NatalieBostonRE@reddit
were there no bathrooms at the bar?
twistinmymelonmann@reddit
As magnificent as the sea is, itâs already full of piss, shit, and dead bodies so donât worry if you added a little extra seasoning
EntityDamage@reddit
I mean I've seen video of countries just pouring their sewage straight into the ocean. Wait till she finds out where her plastic grocery bags are going.
J_G_E@reddit
I've seen video of countries just pouring their sewage straight into the ocean.
isnt that called Thames Water?
coastal_mage@reddit
It's all of them. For the love of god, just force the execs who greenlit raw sewage dumps to take a swim on the once-pristine beach next to their outlet pipes
skibdiohiogyattrizz@reddit
Pissing in the sea is completely normal, it's pissing on pools that I can't get behind.
Your GF is insane.
QuietDrips@reddit
Stepping into the sea is stepping into a communal bathroom for all the sea animals𤣠I think sheâll survive you taking a wazz in the water
BirthdayAvailable893@reddit
Eww gross! That's where fish pee! /s
LemonPesto415@reddit
I pee in the ocean.
Flaky_Suggestion1082@reddit
I always do this đ Went on an all inclusive holiday to the Dominican Republic and the toilets were quite far away from the beach.
After drinking quite a few beers and breaking the seal, the easiest thing to do is go into the sea at waist height and do a wee. My Mrs does it too đđ
Haunting-Effort-9111@reddit
Um...where does she think all the sea creatures pee?
CocoRichelle@reddit
One time my dog pooped in the sea⌠it was shocking lol
Leading_Percentage_6@reddit
Why couldnât you use a toilet or a tree.
prodego@reddit
I think she's mad you didn't pee on her instead
lobsterinthesink@reddit
as long as you didn't piss right where people are, i see no issue. most people pee in the sea
Azeeti@reddit
Wait till she finds out what the sea animals do.
r2d3x9@reddit
Not really nice if there are other swimmers đââď¸ and bathers nearby. I donât want your urine on my body. Donât piss on me and tell me itâs seawater
Left_Switch_7152@reddit
Where does she think the fish relieve themselves? Fun fact, blue whales pee 1200L per day on average. I think youâre fine, mate.
ImmediateJacket463@reddit
Who doesnât pee in the ocean? You mean you leave and go to a bathroom? Thatâs a lot of trouble.
Due-Bag-1727@reddit
When in the ocean we swim in fish pee
loveyourself987@reddit
Next time, never tell on yourself! Millions of things pee and poo in the oceans! You
abyss557@reddit
Ummmm I piss In the shower is that considered better or worse
Admirable_Summer_917@reddit
There are so many gross things dumped in the oceans constantly. A couple ounces of pee wonât make a difference.
Nitfoldcommunity@reddit
Yes it is normal for girlfriends to get mad
43703@reddit
Dilution factor = vol of sea/vol of of piss
You are safe man.
StaticJonesNC@reddit
What until she finds out what fish do in it.
jimmy4889@reddit
Bro, all I do is pee when I'm in the ocean. It's so liberating and relaxing.
gwstorytx555@reddit
Literally one of the most normal things I've ever heard of
RogueTrooper-75@reddit
Can you clarify - were you stood on the edge or in over your waist?
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Yep even wafted it around a bit
Photosnthechris@reddit
Yep to wait or yep to standing on edge
jangri89@reddit
Waitâll she hears what I saw a guy doing in France.
supermom721@reddit
Does she understand how big the ocean is?
No-Ad-4995@reddit
Shes not the one, or any of them
Difficult_Pirate_782@reddit
Those disgusting sea critters pee in the sea, whales, dolphins, lobsters even seals pee in the seaâŚ
Singlehander@reddit
Your wife will not want to go to SF Bay. Us sailors are pissing off our boats all the time. In more ways than one, hahaha.
Having said this, dumping any human waste from a container or tank while inshore is highly illegal.
Margindegenregard@reddit
Seems silly to get bent out of shape over a pee in the ocean. There are trillions of organisms that are constantly peeing in the ocean.
What I found gross was a story about the survivor tv series with some cast members saying they swam into the ocean to poop in it. Now thatâs pretty disgusting, lol
ImmediateEggplant764@reddit
I mean, fish do itâŚ
Hypesauce1998@reddit
Why are men are disgusting and repulsive? How gross do you have to be, âIâm going to pee on the ocean.â
Ben_jah_min@reddit
What did she say after you told her to get a fucking grip?!
4udi0phi1e@reddit
Is this fucking real?
DogDrools@reddit
Yes its normal. Whats wrong with her?
Cold-Ad4073@reddit
Pissing in the sea is fine. Pissing in the poolâŚ..you will have people rip you apart when they find out lol.
SmoothScallion43@reddit
Yup. Iâve never been to the sea but I always pee when Iâm in the lake. Of course I go out as far as I can where other people arenât swimming. Iâm not getting out of the water and walking aaaaaalllll the way over to the bathrooms just to pee for 15 seconds
Feeling_Detective_62@reddit
What about the fish
LegendOfTheStar@reddit
Just donât say anything and go
west0ne@reddit
Pissing in the sea is okay. Pissing into the sea may get you arrested.
Mintytea555@reddit
It may be just 1 piss... but seriously how far away were the toilets ?
dparr321@reddit
You need a new girl
SpecialistConcern504@reddit
Itâs normal your gf is just weirdm
sillypickl@reddit
It's normal to go pee in the sea, the amount of salt neutralises anything instantly
I've never come across someone that doesn't do it!
SystemLordMoot@reddit
Does your girlfriend think that all the creatures that live in the sea get out to pee?
Few_Soup9436@reddit
Tell your girlfriend sheâs been swimming in whale and fish piss for years.
ProfessionalGrass393@reddit
Did she stop for even 1 second to think about the billions of life forms in the oceans that are releasing waste into the water every second.
Legitimate_Elk5960@reddit
a wee in the sea, has less impact than a pee in a tree, say me...
Hour_Plan7154@reddit
Iâm sure itâs fine
dylanfan608@reddit
Youâll learn. Men and women. Need to shut up about certain things
bigloser42@reddit
âŚbut fish & whales and literally everything else in the ocean both piss and shit in it. What does she think your bladder full of piss is going to do to 352,670,000,000,000,000 gallons of seawater than make up the ocean?
Fluffy-Telephone-450@reddit
You two must have a perfect life if all she has to complain about is you pissing in the ocean! Now that's what I call Petty.
Fantastic_Neck_5511@reddit
Anywhere you go outside of your own pool, you can pretty much guarantee you've swam in urine or worse. Haven't been since I was about 18 or 19. I'm 45 now. Just can't bear the thought of it.
Altruistic-Tank4585@reddit
Thatâs only reason I go into the water
vinny_conswego@reddit
Nothing wrong with it.
ArmadilloDays@reddit
Does she figure all the wildlife get out and use the toilet???
Loki-Don@reddit
Everyone pisses in the swimming pool, they just have the good sense not to admit it.
Qactis@reddit
I always pee in the ocean. With trillions upon trillions of gallons of ocean water and enough salt to kill any germs, who cares. Nobody is drinking ocean water (on purpose)
Far-Run-7750@reddit
Was it a dmitri Martin joke - I found out thereâs a big difference between peeing in a pool and peeing INTO a pool. Location location location!
Green-Walk-1806@reddit
I guarantee your girlfriend pees in the pool. Id put $100.00 on it
bowl_of_scrotmeal@reddit
I will warn you, this is a very easy way to contract a urethral infection.
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Low_Faithlessness608@reddit
Where do you think fish piss?
mtmglass406@reddit
Where does she think it goes when you flush ?
Scandysurf@reddit
They like to poop in the sea in India.
Ok_Type7882@reddit
Ask her where she thinks cruise ships,warships, freighters, tankers, fish, whales,dolphins, turtles crabs etc piss...
jp_books@reddit
The sea is ultimately just a fish orgy
dahlia_74@reddit
Ok, a pool I could maybe understand that reaction. But the ocean?? Nah thatâs fair game. Itâs not like you took a shit in there or anything, like whatâs the big deal?
Impressive_Society81@reddit
why would she even need to tell her parents you peed in the water?....
JerseyDevilMyco@reddit
my gf tries to purposely pee near me in the sea and thinks it's the funniest thing ever
UnnecessaryRoughness@reddit
You could argue youâre just cutting out the middle man by depositing your own personal sewerage directly into the sea rather than an inefficient network of leaky pipes that ultimately end up in the sea anyhow.
colei_canis@reddit
Yeah I'd like to introduce OP's girlfriend to a fine establishment called Thames Water.
donttakeawaymycake@reddit
Well, they do take the piss.
DigbyChickenZone@reddit
The water outside of corfu doesn't look like the Thames for many reasons.
Admirable_Nature149@reddit
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trysca@reddit
*Coughs * in Southwest Water
Coraldiamond192@reddit
I mean yea can you blame someone doing it whilst big companies are paid a lot of money to stop pouring waste into the sea?
That being said clearly it's an issue somehow if people think it's awful that these companies do it.
Also some beaches don't allow swimming if enough waste has been dumped because it is a hazard to health. After all just look at Cholera and the history around it.
DarkMishra@reddit
âAll drains lead to the ocean.â -Finding Nemo If you thinking a human peeing in the ocean is bad, think of all the animals already living in it that pee there, sewage or factory waste from drains, sunken ships(or nuclear subs), etc. Things a LOT worse than mere urine are mixed in with that ocean water that millions of people love to swim in during vacationsâŚ
plantmedicinecomedy@reddit
Where does she think pee goes ?
Fmrcp55@reddit
Sheâs funnyÂ
plantmedicinecomedy@reddit
Sheâs insane đ
Odd-Version2388@reddit
Iâve crapped in the see while surfing. I think youâre good.
pentagon@reddit
I am sorry to be the one to bring you this sad news. Your girlfriend is an idiot. My condolences.
dogfarm2@reddit
We all pee in the sea
danjoreddit@reddit
Tell her the whales and seals do too
eatingaburger2000@reddit
Def a strange thing for her to get upset at, no joke Iâd even categorize it as a minor red flag
Interesting-Run-6866@reddit
Literally everyone pees in the ocean.
Lotek_Hiker@reddit
Sure, every other animal in the sea pees there!
TaylorMade2566@reddit
Does she realize that's what fish and sea mammals do too? Pretty sure your tiny contribution won't make a difference over the pollution constantly being flushed into it
Historical-Tough6455@reddit
Does she think fish get out to pee? That's why the ocean is salty
Pichupwnage@reddit
The ocean is now 0.00000000000000000000000000001% more piss then before you monster đĄ
xDolphinMeatx@reddit
It seriously didnât occur to you to just use the fish restroom?
jabbaminpolorataftrn@reddit
If you pissed in the toilet at the bar it would have finished in the sea anyway.
DreamerofDreams67@reddit
Where does sewage go?
Khylani@reddit
Where does her family think sealife go? She's already swimming in sealife toilet bowl.
ChasteSin@reddit
Wait until she hears about whales.
fyregrl2004@reddit
Wait till she find out ppl pee in the pool too.
Remarkable-Round-227@reddit
Where does she think all the sea animals pees?
elephantsounding@reddit
This is the just most ridiculous thing. Let it ride, dude. Where the fuck does she think the on board toilet goes?
SilentFlames907@reddit
Kind of weird that you felt the need to tell her, ngl. Most people wouldn't even find it worth mentioning
Visual-Prior-8521@reddit
It's weird. Very trashing.
rygelicus@reddit
Show her a video of a whale shitting.
FrostingTall5117@reddit
Sounds like she might be a little squeamish
hsub3@reddit
I would break up with her. That's the dumbest thing I've heard of anyone getting mad about. There's vikings of creatures that pee in the ocean every day. You could pee in the ocean 24/7 and it wouldn't cause a problem
Clear-Honeydew-1111@reddit
The sea has pee for all sealife already, a little more wonât hurt
Old-Tadpole-2869@reddit
what til she finds out that all the sea creatures come up on land at night to take a dump.
adventurouscake1109@reddit
We spread my mom's cremated remains in the ocean. Ya good bro.
Blarghnog@reddit
I think as long as you donât piss on yourself and then go into the sea to wash off, youâre good. Wtf?
Rogue_Cheeks98@reddit
its weird to tell someone youre doing it, but its not weird to do it
Zombie_Peanut@reddit
Just wait til those tiny little fish swim up your pee hole while ur peeing. That will be fun.
l397flake@reddit
What does she think about wales pissing in the ocean? She had 1 too many at the bar.
server74@reddit
Everyone pees in the ocean. wtf.
Training_Calendar849@reddit
You do realize that both your blood and your urine have the same electrolytes as the ocean? You're simply returning them to the ocean.
Inside_Pause1381@reddit
Random ADHD thought: are humans adding to rising ocean temps by peeing in it constantly? Obvi I donât think, but Iâd love to hear others thoughts đ
GingerAki@reddit
There was a wee man who peeâd in a pan,
But the pan was too wee so he peeâd in the sea,
But the sea was too wide so he peeâd in the tide,
And all the wee fishies swam up his backside!
pogoli@reddit
Did you ask her to explain what was wrong with it?
Serious-Steak-5626@reddit
Making a special trip into the ocean to use it as a toilet and then telling people about it is in poor taste. Iâd even say that doing the same minus telling people about it is still in poor taste. The exception to this is if there are no available restrooms.
Taking a whiz in the ocean when youâre already in it is totally fine.
ImperioliGandolfini@reddit
Oh no. Her parents parents would have been disgusted?!? Lololol
Fancy-Prompt-7118@reddit
Both your Gf and their parents need to grow up.
endwigast@reddit
Where do you think whales pee?
Zombie_Peanut@reddit
Where does she think all the sea life takes a shit and pees? Lmaoo
Remote_Midnight_5322@reddit
Just picture it. she maybe does.
Older-Is-Better@reddit
Be thankful it wasn't your second wedding anniversary.
Remote_Midnight_5322@reddit
your make the sea a toilet , like swimming in the toilet gross
Western_Hunt485@reddit
Think of all the fish who that is their toilet!
Particular-Court-619@reddit
Weird how people think the objection would be âyouâre making the sea dirtyâ and not âyour bathing suit is getting covered in pee.â Â
I donât think the latter is an issue, but Iâm sure thatâs more in line with what girlfriend is on about than worrying about the ocean ecosystem or somethingÂ
weareallmadherealice@reddit
I peed on the great divide up in the mountains. That means half my pee went to the Pacific Ocean and the other half went to the Gulf Coast! Same thing just quicker.
l3ortron@reddit
Does she not realize that everything that lives in the ocean also pisses and shits in it?
Infamous_Cranberry66@reddit
All the other mammals and fish defecate there, too!
Kagenoshi27@reddit
JA'LOJA!
It is a yearly Mochlan ceremony. The Great Release. As you know, Mochlan only have to urinate once a year. It is a cleansing ritual!
YOU WILL BE SILENT!
BadArtisGoodArt@reddit
Wha? I am a woman and I wee in sea....egads!!
SmallTownClown@reddit
I mean everyone does it they just donât tell people about it. Just like do it and donât talk about lol
CarnivalCarnivore@reddit
Completely normal mate. Don't forget to hold your arms straight up in the air when you are doing it. That is how you signal to everyone on the beach what you are doing. Seriously, it's a thing.
mr-dr@reddit
THIS IS THE PISS POLICE URINE BIG TROUBLE
trippin_on_daydreams@reddit
The fish poop in the water. Your pee does nothing at all
spazzz0id@reddit
You could have just gone without telling anyone. As far as i know everyone in my family does it
modernmovements@reddit
If sheâs upset about your single piss, wait till she hears about fish.
FreddyNeumann@reddit
People who donât pee in the sea are missing out on the joys of life for absolutely no reason.
Inner_Performance533@reddit
Why do you think its so salty
Yolandi2802@reddit
Why did you tell her? Sometimes itâs best to keep your mouth shut. On the other hand, peeing in the sea is no great misdemeanour. Itâs not really disgusting but some people are just over-sensitive.
Ok-Egg-3581@reddit
I donât care how large the sea is, youâre still gross for peeing in it. Just act civilized and use a normal bathroom.
series_hybrid@reddit
Wait till she hears what fish do in it...
Nessling12@reddit
Peeing in the sea is the least of humanity's crimes against the sea.
Your GF needs to chill.
msft111@reddit
Theres literally thousands of human corpses in the seaâŚđđ
Preposterous_punk@reddit
So you just stood up, walked into the sea, peed, then immediately walked back out? Were there people swimming all around you while you peed? Did you make eye contact with any of them while peeing? Did you tilt your head back and say "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh" as you peed?
Honestly I don't think peeing while already swimming in the sea is a big deal, but going into the sea just to pee, especially when there are other people all around, is essentially making the choice to pee in public. So yeah, that's weird.
Ok-Eagle-9837@reddit
Girlfriend overreacting. Everyone pees in the ocean.
Original-Student6843@reddit
Where does she think fish go to the bathroom?
bi-loser99@reddit
this is just a troll with a piss fetish
thomasguy01@reddit
The ocean is filled with the sperm and feces of countless animals!
KamalaWhorish@reddit
When she flushes her toilet, where does she think it goes eventually?
pricklypear90@reddit
The only question is, do you pull your bottoms down, or just pee in them and let the water rinse them out
Meewelyne@reddit
Bold to say when you're basically swimming in whale's sperm.
kelrae901@reddit
Tell her fish and whales pee in it all day every day. A little bit of human puss added to the mix is hardly a travesty. Unless people are swimming nearby and youâre making warm spots. Donât pee on people
bones7056@reddit
How did this even get up votes? Bots?
bradland@reddit
Life long Floridian here. Not only did peeing in the ocean normal, but itâs an open joke amongst people who frequent the beach that you never approach someone who has ventured off on their own, because they Bette probably relieving themselves lol.
GimmeAGimmick619@reddit
Wtf does she think the sea creatures do? Climb on the beach, take a shit and bury it?
No_Conflict_1835@reddit
35m from Texas (USA) and I regularly take 3-5 pisses off of my front porch every single night. I reckon it's dark enough that nobody can see, and it's much closer than the toilet, which is also next to the baby's room. If there were a sea in my front lawn I'd take a piss in that too. Or if I were on vacation and had one handy.
umhellurrrr@reddit
Why was she talking about her parents and what they would think?
Sheâs wrongâyouâre right. Urinating in the ocean or sea is harmless.
Many-Percentage9699@reddit
I grew up in Australia every day was at the beach and every day I pissed in the ocean even did the odd shit in times of emergency
2AFellow@reddit
You said the quiet part out loud bro
Tho I'd find it kind of disgusting but not really make a big fuss about it, nor would I tell my parents
Shibmillionaire69@reddit
Your gf must be a liberal everything upsets those types
apurpleglittergalaxy@reddit
OK I'm known for nagging and flying off the handle (I have EUPD) at my boyfriend sometimes but this is absolutely ridiculous what are you meant to do piss on the sand instead?
Unhappy_Wishbone_551@reddit
CaptainKrunk-PhD@reddit
How does she feel about every fish shitting in the ocean every day?
rem1473@reddit
Imagine how much pee the whales put in the ocean!
Successful_Moment_91@reddit
Fish pee in there so you might as well
kelrae901@reddit
Do you have to say pee in the sea? Just say the ocean. It doesnât have to rhyme man!!!
Proper-Ad-2585@reddit
When you say The Sea you mean the fish tank behind the bar donât you?
Gr82BA10ACVol@reddit
How does she think the sea got salty? Then offer her something with sea salt in it
Affectionate-Cat855@reddit
Didn't the bar have a toilet? Oh well, whatever turns you on.
NastyAlexander@reddit
You ruined the ocean and then came on Reddit to tell the world about it?
fbe0aa536fc349cbdc45@reddit
without the primordial ooze we wouldn't be here; you're just doing your part, soldier
BobTheBadBuilder69@reddit
Next time she is in the shower, just pee on her.
Lalalalabeyond@reddit
Wait until she hears people poop in the sea tooÂ
Salty-Ad8694@reddit
Dude.
Strict-Effect6837@reddit
Itâs no big deal in the ocean, so many other creatures are peeing in it, just donât do it in a freshwater reservoir or the pool , thatâs frowned upon , at least the ocean is self-cleaning with all the things that eat other types of things
Evening-Web-3038@reddit
2 year anniversary in Corfu and you're on Reddit talking about pissing in the sea.
annedroiid@reddit
Yeah I think there are bigger issues
Andre_Courreges@reddit
This may even indicate a bigger issue in their relationship lol
Fun-Mark-2777@reddit
Iâm pretty sure I donât know anyone who doesnât piss in the oceanâŚ
SubjectBiscotti4961@reddit
I betcha your girlfriend does worse in the seaÂ
MeasurementDouble324@reddit
Eli5⌠I know water treatment plants are a thing but doesnât some of our toilet waste go back to the see anyway?
englishmight@reddit
Can't tell if this post is a piss take or not....you're posting in a UK sub, I think you are already fully aware that not only does every living organism that exists in water eliminates in to it, but also UK water companies are renowned for pumping raw and/or partially processed sewage directly into our rivers and seas. So no, an individual peeing in the sea is not at all an issue, and if she's ever spent an extended period of time in the water, then I'll put good money that she's a hypocrite. Peeing in the sea is fine, peeing into the sea may raise eyebrows
sgb1000@reddit
Good to know before you put a ring on it.
Zestyclose_Tree8660@reddit
Remind her that whales take gigantic craps in it, too. And there are many, many dead and decomposing things in it. Your urine is really not an issue.
nutmyreality@reddit
Who cares what her parents think! Why would you even say anything? Get over yourself pinky girl.
FN-Bored@reddit
The fish do it
barriedalenick@reddit
It is nothing, nada, zilch, zero... It's like pissing in the ocean.
naughty_dad2@reddit
So itâs like pissing into a river!?
figgs87@reddit
Totally different. You just wouldnât get it
StudioUnhappy5601@reddit
Im pissing in the wind with you.
AdLiving1435@reddit
You girl would hate me I pee everything i go into the ocean. I'd say 85 90 percent of my pee is outside.
hosedatbirth911@reddit
She and her family need to pull that shared stick out of their asses.
I don't believe she knows anything about how the real world works.
Classic-File-7002@reddit
Ew. She made the situation rude, not you. She sounds rude.
B1ackandnight@reddit
Wait til she learns about all the dead animals in there. Also all the shit. đŤ˘
jjw865@reddit
I wonder where she believe your pee ends up when you go in the toilet.
Obviously waste management treats that water but I don't think it has all that much to do with urine.
Independent-Sand8501@reddit
If she has a problem with your urine being in her seawater, just wait until she founds out how many corpses are in her seawater.
Delmp@reddit
Break up with this idiot
BigMax@reddit
Youâre weird for telling her.
Do you always tell her?
âHey honey, while you were shopping in that store, I used the public bathroom over there.â
âHey, while you went out with friends tonight, I peed twice.â
âHeads up honey, I went upstairs to pee while you picked up dinner.â
CompetitiveAd3465@reddit
I come from the state of 10,000 lakes and we pee in all of those lakes. I think the ocean is fine with A little more piss in its gallons of Marine life piss
jradz12@reddit
The sea is completely acceptable. I understand if you didn't wanna pee in a lake because the water in that particular area will start stinking if there's no current.
big_daug6932@reddit
If she only knew how much whale sperm is in the sea.
Thomas-Garret@reddit
We all wade in and piss in the river. A bunch of us drunk philosophers had the conversation that it was weird though, that itâs perfect etiquette to wade out and pee in your shorts and let the water rinse them out, yet somehow different to piss your trunks on the gravel bar and THEN get in the water.
benedixtus@reddit
There are far worse things in there in my opinion.
_baegopah_XD@reddit
Who doesnât pee in the ocean?
casebarlow@reddit
F5
JB_smooove@reddit
Wait until we tell her what all the ocean life do in the sea.
Legitimate-Ad-9724@reddit
Well, fish, whales, dolphins, sharks, etc., do number 1s and number 2s in the ocean all the time. They have no choice.
antbee007x2@reddit
Does she not realize how much piss, shit, dead animals and dead humans for that matter are in the sea?
Podunk212@reddit
Thanks buddy I knew I tasted something off
Comprehensive_Dog731@reddit
As far as I know you can find most elements from the periodic table in the ocean which I think is wild and really shows you peeing isn't doing anything. You did nothing wrong as far as I'm concerned. It's far more disgusting to pee in a public bathroom, wash your hands and then touch the door knob to leave which is absolutely smothered in never washed hands.
VegetableBusiness897@reddit
Just wait till she finds out what all the sea creatures do in it.... Don't tell her she might have some squid cum in her eye or she might have swallowed some tuna roe
ArcVoltage@reddit
As a 53 year old female who is speaking from experience, I once got mad at my ex husband for the same thing.
Never got the courage to tell him I had a pee fetish and was jealous he wasnât peeing on me. Maybe thatâs why things didnât work out..
Drosera666@reddit
At least you didn't take a shit in it.
capricornclicks@reddit
Being grossed out by it is totally a WASP thing, the same as them getting freaked out by peeing in the shower. Just part of their culture I guess lmao
may_day06@reddit
Per Google: When it comes to pee production, whales are world champs. A single fin whale is thought to produce around 1,000 liters (260 gallons) of urine each day â enough to fill a 10-by-6-foot kiddie pool. Whales combine their champion urination with deep dives and long migrations.
pumperdickle1337@reddit
Your girlfriend is being quite immature, who gives a fuck
Vin-Su@reddit
Your girlfriend is a psychopath. Run.
MrJzM@reddit
There are two types of people in this world: those that pee in the pool (or ocean) and those that lie about it.
Source: Iâm a lifeguard
Plane_Ad473@reddit
Tell your GF to grow up. It's not someone's hot tub or backyard pool. It's he goddamn ocean there are much worse things going on in there
bobbie-rae69@reddit
This is common practice in Guam. The Chamorro people view it as disrespectful to pee in the sand or the forests, so they pee in the ocean.
It honestly makes sense- id rather step in the ocean where someone had pee'd than in the dirt or sand that someone just pee'd on.
I think you're fine man, its all about dilution levels lol.
BillyBob_Kubrick@reddit
What does she think all the fishes do...get out and use the plastic port-O-potty?
grambell789@reddit
Fish pee there all the time.
NeophyteBuilder@reddit
Does Corfu pre process their sewage, or just mash it up and pump it out to the sea?
pl8cebo@reddit
Thats what she said feets
shadow-foxe@reddit
More wondering why you needed to announce you peed.
JC2535@reddit
Stop telling your GF everything. Keep a few select tidbits to yourself. Donât you want to be happy?
Away-Quote-408@reddit
Iâll never forget my cousin telling us he was just chilling in the river-mouth where it meets the sea and a turd floated past him lol. He ran out so fast. But seriously, tell her the thing about accepting that youâre swimming with dead bodies/how humans all have a corpse:water ratio theyâre comfortable with.
knickknack8420@reddit
Fish shit? Things die? Bodies of people are in there decomping rn
blueishblackbird@reddit
Thatâs where all pee goes
MoocakeXReddit@reddit
As long as youâre not stood on the shore aiming it, and youâve gone in to your waist itâs fine lol
icecubepal@reddit
I do not think peeing in the sea is a normal thing to do. Since you were at a bar, Iâm assuming there was a restroom nearby. Taking a piss there is the normal thing to do.
Practical_Mood_7146@reddit
Ocean: approaching zero pollution. Zero carbon used.
Land/toilet/etc: carbon footprint for infrastructure, limited land mass to pollute.
Ocean wins environmentally
unclepaprika@reddit
Hey man, stay away from the sea, ut's mine! I pissed in it first!
RW_McRae@reddit
Just wait until she finds out where the fish pee.
Also, I was in the navy. We don't save our poop and pee until we get back home
dfwnighthawk@reddit
Welp this is weird.
creative_name_idea@reddit
And hurricane Milton was released on Florida. Thanks dude. What you gonna do next poop on bandini mountain? I thought Exxon was bad, but you....
TelegraphRoadWarrior@reddit
The ocean is quite literally the worldâs largest toilet bowl for every creature that lives in it. Donât give it a second thought.
c4funNSA@reddit
Where does she think all the sea animals pee & poop?? You add an insignificant amount of pee that was already full of it!
lovemycats1@reddit
Animals shit and pee in the sea!
3BlindMice1@reddit
Your girlfriend is weird af. The sea has been the best and most cleanly place to take a piss since forever. You should remind her that literally hundreds of billions of fish live in the sea and they all piss and shit too. Or excrete waste somehow.
ediggydog1@reddit
Do it man be free I think we all do(even her) The ocean is massive be diluted before you know it Pee on her if she carrys on Peace
Frankitoburrito@reddit
The Seas not clean lmao fish live there. Fish shit and piss lol.
MaddengirlSarahJean@reddit
Seriously? Maybe you need a girlfriend that isn't so uptight. I mean, it's a drop in a bucket. Who cares? Maybe instead of you not pissing in the ocean, she can pull the stick out of her ass? It is normal. Where do all the aquatic critters do their business? Not like they get out to do it. It would be different if we were talking about a water park or even a lake. Its salt water and it acts as a natural disinfectant. I think she's being dramatic. Give me a break.
Icanhearyoufromhere_@reddit
Sometimes I would diareah in my wet suit when surfing to keep me warm
Altruistic_Search_92@reddit
I live rurally, and pee near my private waterfalls. Should I surrender myself to the local authorities ?
Annual-Media-2938@reddit
Were you standing on a dock? Did you have to unzip your pants? Did you loudly exclaim âmy God this piss Iâm currently talking feels so goodâ while locking eye contact with a small child? If no to all these than you are good.
afteeeee@reddit
Who doesn't pee in the ocean?
Short-Concentrate-92@reddit
Iâd keep peeing in the sea and find a new girlfriend
Rent_A_Cloud@reddit
Does she think all the fish, squids, whales, dolphins and the rest come on land to find a loo?
kr529@reddit
Omg. How ridiculous. I wonder what other weird ideas this woman has about what is disgusting. This was less germy for you than entering a public restroom with the concentrated excrement germs from strangers.
PoppyPanache@reddit
Get a new girl. Yourâs has a stick up her ass.
Movieman_Steve@reddit
As long as your waist was submerged, I don't see a problem
ridsco@reddit
The billions of gallons of water in the ocean, says you 200-1000 ml of urine is not an issue. I think your girlfriend is a nutter and you should probably start the walk away. đŠđŠđŠ
StrengthAgreeable623@reddit
Lol shes a weirdo.
Fredfredricksen01@reddit
Don't sweat it, it's just a piss in the ocean.
Terbatron@reddit
I thought everyone peeâd in the sea. I mean imagine how much a whale must piss.
MrMontgomery@reddit
Both my wife and I pissed in the sea together on our last holiday to Spain
saturday6789@reddit
You GF justâŚ. has other things on her mind.
Ok_Nothing_8028@reddit
You need a new girlfriend
CautiousConch789@reddit
LOL itâs NORMAL, yes. You did nothing wrong.
bellendhunter@reddit
This is a red flag to me. Why did she bring her parents into this?
dlcdiamond_01@reddit
I am from Puerto Rico. My family would consider this normal.
LeastImportantUser@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the pacific garbage patch. This should raise her anger to existential levels
chroniclythinking@reddit
My only issue with this is that you need to immediately wash your hands
Reasonable-Notice448@reddit
This might be officially the dumbest thing a woman has ever chosen to be upset over.
Think-University-838@reddit
She must be a freak in the sheets đ
nonResidentLurker@reddit
Everyone out of the ocean! It is closed for cleaning.
alwaysintheway@reddit
Sheâd be horrified at what other animals do there.
Unusual_Educator_301@reddit
Homosapiens have been peeing in the sea for millennia. I would argue that it's normal.
the_Bryan_dude@reddit
The ocean's nothing but a fish toilet. The beach is nothing but a bird bathroom.
Zombie617@reddit
Everytime I'm in a lake, ocean,pond... I'm gonna pee
Aggressive_Card_7802@reddit
Where do you think all of that foam comes from? đ
Sad-Contract9994@reddit
Donât take unnecessary journeys, and donât swim in the sea.
Your journey was necessary⌠and you didnât swim. Sounds like you did the right thing to me.
ketzcm@reddit
You along with whales, seals, penguins etc
North-Bit-7411@reddit
Did you point out that the fish pee in it all the time?
snuggy4life@reddit
Sea, lake, pond, a puddle behind the pub đ¤ˇââď¸
whistler1421@reddit
Thatâs a red flag. GF lacks critical thinking skills.
fullspectrumtrupod@reddit
As a Floridian that somehow ended up here AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THATS A DAILY OCCURRENCE FOR US FLORIDA FOLK SHE NEEDS TO PIPE DOWN
Bumblingbee1337@reddit
Everyone does it. But one time me and some buddies were on a cruise and our friend who was born in Croatia convinced our other friend that it was normal to poop in the ocean too and he did đ
Antique-Cycle-6113@reddit
maybe donât date idiots
flareon141@reddit
Does she know what else pees in the ocean ?
ianthony19@reddit
Of all the things in the ocean, your pee is probably the least dirty.
Drinkdrankdonk@reddit
What til she hears how much of the sand is fish shit. Sheâll be appalled.
Significant-Drink497@reddit
I donât SEA why your girlfriend was PISSED OFF.
Crafty-Help-4633@reddit
Fish fuck in it and she's worried about your pee?
Priorities đ
Accomplished-Web-690@reddit
GET A LIFE
JtCorona8@reddit
She sounds dense
Cold-Froyo5408@reddit
How many of her tampons have been flushed and ended up in some river or ocean??
Heavy-Quail-7295@reddit
Wait until she hears what fish do in it...
strings___@reddit
Wait till she finds out how many dead people are in the sea
jibaro1953@reddit
GF is being ridiculous
ARKPLAYERCAT@reddit
Fish fuck in it. End thread.
TheMatt561@reddit
Your pee is probably the most sterile thing in there
sushislaps@reddit
You just added
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000% pee into the ocean. You mad man.
She should be more outraged about the garbage flotillas, over fishing, and pollution.
Sounds like a drama queen.
huckwineguy@reddit
Did she tell the Narwhals to stop taking a dump too?
mr-spacecadet@reddit
Iâve pooped in the sea before
mr-spacecadet@reddit
I always do
nitwit_newt@reddit
I refer to a "sea wee" as using the marine latrine.
swishy_tracksuit@reddit
Well, do sea creatures go to land when they need to go? đ
Nether_Hawk4783@reddit
Wow. I would run and run fast away from somebody like that.
iwanttogotothere5@reddit
U p n the c.
JonJackjon@reddit
All the fish pee in the sea.
cbunni666@reddit
Hell. Don't tell her what the fish do.
pvt_church1@reddit
Just pee in it bro
omega_razor@reddit
Does she know that whales and dolphins shit in the sea? Might take the heat off you.
Ok-Airline-8420@reddit
What does she think whales do?
That-Opportunity-940@reddit
You did nothing wrong. Even here in the USA desert the park service tells you to pee in the rivers rather than on land where urine doesn't breakdown for years
Glazier84@reddit
There's 2 types of people. Those who pee in the sea and then there are fucking liars...
Same goes for the shower.
jennadair@reddit
Your girlfriend needs to loosen up, a lot. Everyone I know pees in the ocean!
DistanceSuper3476@reddit
Ask her if she knows why the ocean is salty âŚanswer ..Whales and fish fuck without using condoms âŚâŚ.
pbjtech@reddit
Most sand is parrot fish poop so no harm your swimming in a large toilet anyway
MiddleSir7104@reddit
Wait til she finds out fish also pee
enisity@reddit
You swimming in a lot worse and a lot more other pee and poop. Itâs fine. Maybe just donât pee while people are generally around. But meh
dubalishious@reddit
Lots of sewage ends up in the ocean. Itâs not like a pool.
PoolStunning4809@reddit
I guess she doesn't give you blowjobs..
Difficult-Win1400@reddit
Some fat girl pee'd in my pool when we were kids and she was adamant that it was normal behavior. I think peeing in the ocean is fine, pool not so much
whiskeycharley@reddit
Wait till she finds out about all the dead bodies in the same body of water as her
TheGrimTickler@reddit
Depends: did you pee in the sea, or did you pee into the sea?
DistinctDifference57@reddit
Looks like you pissed her off. . .
HamsterWoods@reddit
Let's start a fund to install port-a-potties for the FISH! Really?
beckstermcw@reddit
She will do the same one day and not tell you. Itâs not like peeing in a pool. A neighbor put some kind of chemical in his pool once and if you peed in it, it would turn the water a different color around you. It was hysterical
Jack_M_Steel@reddit
I guess it depends on if there was a bathroom literally at the bar or if you had to go out of your way to it. Your description is strange, but doesnât really matter if you piss while in the ocean
gingersnap0309@reddit
Well the trouble is that you intentionally went in the ocean to piss only.
If you were like at the beach for the day and had already been swimming around in the ocean and then had the urge it would be ok to piss bc your already in there. Just to be on land and purposefully go in the ocean to pee when you could have just as easily gone to the restroom is kind of off putting.
i_play_withrocks@reddit
Show her the story from the US (New Jersey mostly and the east coat) when a pod of whales had a breeding frenzy off the coast and the beach was flooded with whale sperm. Thousands of gallons miss their mark outside of the body đ
JayGridley@reddit
Wait until she finds out about all the creatures in the sea and their various forms of Bio waste.
sivartimus@reddit
I mean... the fish pee in it, too. I don't see the big deal. It's hundreds of millions of gallons worth of H²O and marine animal wee. A little bit of human isn't going to affect it.
Or will it? You could have inadvertently created the tipping point of ozean temperature that caused the 1° rise that would systematically tip the scales and destroy the polar ice. I hope you're proud of yourself
iafx@reddit
How do you think it got so salty?
presterjohn7171@reddit
She's weird. Everyone pees in the sea. Don't poop in the sea though. It goes right up your back and follows you like a small brown shark.
LatterDriver7994@reddit
HI REN by Ren
momstera@reddit
My son called it the fish toilet when he was 4 and I have called it that since. Peeing in the sea is definitely not a big deal.
5PeeBeejay5@reddit
Does she suppose all the sea life holds their breath and comes ashore to piss?
Wide-Cat-5106@reddit
I'm going to advise you not to tell your gf you shit on a turtle, or wiped your ass with a sea sponge in the future. It really wasn't the action, it's the self satisfaction she senses from you telling her the "gross" stuff you do.
OolongGeer@reddit
I think going to the bar might have been the better idea, but yes, there are a lot of animals out there who whiz directly in lakes and oceans. You're just one of hundred millions.
ohcosmico@reddit
This is hilarious. đ
60Al60@reddit
Just for info a great white can detect you peeing from aboutv2 miles away, Ba dumâŚ.!
Suspicious_Past_13@reddit
I mean⌠did you walk down to beach and whip your dick out in public and start pissing in the middle of the beach? If you like got in the water and pretended to go for a dip to cool off and peed then itâd be ok but yeah just whipping your junk out on a public beach to pee is pretty trashy imo
Cara246@reddit
Itâs fine. Think of all the animals peeing in there.
roscoesdad@reddit
Youâre lucky this red flag showed up before marriage. Move along and be happy with ocean relief
MetalKidRandy@reddit
They are gonna be real upset when they find out where all the life in the oceans and seas and lakes and rivers go wee...
CtForrestEye@reddit
Do your girlfriend get upset when the fish pee?
ChiDaddyD@reddit
𤌠Wow, it's the sea. The fish and every other living thing in their pees. This sounds more about her than your choice of your urination location.
nhavar@reddit
The sea if filled with piss, does she think all the fish and mammals in the water just get out to dry land when they need to go? In fact it's filled with piss and shit and sperm and eggs and little bits of rotting dead stuff and puss and tiny living things you can't even see and deadly amoebas not to mention all the microplastics and petroleum products... on second thought maybe you shouldn't go putting your dick in it after all.
No-Environment7672@reddit
I walk past the bathroom to pee off my deck. The other day I went out to pee off the front porch only to look over and see my youngest come out of the mud room to pee outside too.
twonapsaday@reddit
she's whack for that tbh
infield_fly_rule@reddit
Tell your lady that infieldflyrule has never been in a body of water he hasnât pissed in. Yes. You read that correctly. Pools. Hot tubs. Shower. Bath. Ocean. Lake. You name it.
Layent@reddit
does she know where toilet water ends up?
botingoldguy1634@reddit
Where do fish piss?
Electrical-Horse-698@reddit
Wait till she finds out blue whales ejaculations are about 20 kg of sperm đ
4Ever2Thee@reddit
Does she bring her parentsâ opinions into all of your arguments?
Seems like a tight ass, everyone pees in the ocean.
dingos8mybaby2@reddit
Don't tell her about what the ocean life does.Â
Thailia77@reddit
Um⌠who doesnât pee in the ocean or lakes they go to?? Itâs the best!! Sorry for her for not doing it her whole life already.
Ok_Nothing_9733@reddit
I mean sheâs allowed to be offended but I think she should know that most humans pee in large bodies of water sometimes.
Physical-Result7378@reddit
Fish do it all the time
Ineedthattoo@reddit
A whale pees more than you
stuartgh@reddit
"Silent P as in swimming" is a fav dry joke.
Sez_Whut@reddit
Having a pee in the sea is normal behavior. Having a pee conversation with your GF is not.
Athos_001@reddit
Wait until she finds out what the fish do in there.
driving_andflying@reddit
Well, OP, that depends upon whether you waded in up to your waist to do it, or just dropped trou and went off the end of the pier.
zasjg24@reddit
Where does she think the pee eventually ends up anyway? Does she know about gigantic piss holding tanks somewhere that the rest of us don't?
GTIguy2@reddit
This is what you get for over sharing with your gf.
Then_Language@reddit
Does she realize that fish pee in the sea?
Datafortress2020@reddit
Wait till ahe learns what the fish do!!!
Icy-Aardvark2644@reddit
marry her, then divorce her for this.
Single-Intention-812@reddit
Dilution is the solution my man
Scrotto_Baggins@reddit
Reminds me of California draining a lake because someone pissed in it a few years back. Yeah, dont worry about the birds, fish, lizards, etc. Do people realize piss is sterile?
Wewagirl@reddit
Sharks do it. Little fishies do it. Whales do it, too. Why not you?
ArmouredPotato@reddit
Only thing weird is talking about it. Does she track your excrements all the time?
knobby_dogg@reddit
I mean, how is the water supposed to get salty if people werenât peeing in it?
DearBenefit7410@reddit
I donât know whoâs more stupid: the girlfriend for thinking itâs weird or the OP for thinking this had some merit of questioning
crudebeck@reddit
The sea is like half piss, what does she think itâs made out of?
Common-Background434@reddit
Does she think the fish get out to piss?
HumanWagyu@reddit
Dude. She is whitebread plain. Donât ever expect anything freaky or even remotely kink-oriented.
I feel for you, bro.
Wanda_McMimzy@reddit
I thought from the title that you had been swimming in the sea at the time. I donât have a problem with peeing in the sea, all the animals that live there so it, but if you were standing on the edge of the water peeing in the sea visible to others, I might disagree.
Competitive_Scene_63@reddit
Wait until she finds out someoneâs been pooping in our rivers and putting poops in the sea on our coastlines
cat_fox@reddit
Dude, you do it but you don't TALK about it.
Roman-Kendall@reddit
Every animal living in the ocean pisses in the ocean. Itâs no different lol
prostipope@reddit
I have no advice, my friend, but I love that you come from a long line of sea pee-ers.
No-Gene-4508@reddit
If it was a poo or in a pool... yeah. But there is way worse things going in the salt water
papanoongaku@reddit
You were in a bar? With a toilet? And you still walked out to the ocean to piss? âDisgustedâ not be the right term, but puzzled at why you canât control your impulses and piss in a toilet like a normal person in civilization.
Jolly-Indication6357@reddit
So long as everybody practices Sea Piss Etiquette (move far away from others then do your business before rejoining the crowd) it's totally fine.
BlackjackWizards@reddit
I know people who have pooped in the sea. What you did is probably done by every person who gets in the sea.
Ownster212@reddit
Imo if u piss in ur trunks in the sea itâs still gross
Jayde_Myles@reddit
Might not need to be a 3rd year anniversary, not your person. Peeing in the ocean is normal.
partsguy1983@reddit
Is someone going to tell her where Whales and fish pee and poo?!
InsidiousPilot@reddit
She sounds like a keeper đś
some_code@reddit
Thereâs a LOT of other creatures in the sea excreting waste 24/7.
heat_waingro@reddit
Like everyone else, do it man, don't talk about it!
SimilarStrain@reddit
Ask her if she knows how much whale jizz is out there in the ocean? It's salty for a reason.
Ok-Cap-204@reddit
I guarantee you are not the only animal peeing in the sea. The sea is full of lots of bodily secretions from every aquatic animal you can think of
camsil@reddit
Donât see what the issue is when the water boards pump raw sewage into the sea
Meanandgreen95@reddit
Wait until she learns that's other sea animals with bodily functions exist
Suspicious_Hornet_77@reddit
Wait till she finds out what fish do out there.
shudder
Separate-End-1097@reddit
I personally find that disgusting but I know that people have normalized that.
The excuses people use for this could also be used for littering. Why does it matter if I throw my plastic bottle in the ocean if the ocean is already full of plastic and industrial waste? Itâs more of a principle, common sense and overall good manners.
Itâs not something I would fight someone about though, but it is weird to announce it to people that you treat the ocean as a toilet.
TotallyLegitEstoc@reddit
Itâs normal. My folks told me âwe came from the sea. Be sure to give a little bit of yourself back to it.â When I asked about peeing in the ocean.
Greedy_Effort5653@reddit
Better not tell about the brown shark you saw.
Spiritual_Glass_9985@reddit
On to the next mate, lifeâs too short for straights like that.
Subject-Hedgehog6278@reddit
The ocean has a giant trash pile on it and microplastics everywhere. Your gf sounds pretty insane on this topic.
SWINGMAN216@reddit
Next time just tell her itâs a warm spot and donât tell her you are peeing.
braveand@reddit
It is a red flag.
FrackFrizzle@reddit
Even the fish get out to pee, you monster!
BellApprehensive6646@reddit
Wait until she finds out what fish do in it.
SorcererOnDisc@reddit
Wait until she learns what fish do in it.
Last_Blackfyre@reddit
Was it Coreyâs mom? She said she got stung by a jellyfish.
zbanannzjx@reddit
Itâs totally normal I donât understand why she or her parents have such an issue with regular and necessary human function
matsu727@reddit
Wait till she learns about oil spills.
upvotegoblin@reddit
Where does she think the fish pee?
Jealous_Pipe9109@reddit
đ¤Łđ¤Ł Okay to leave some minerals like ammonia from your body into the ocean. Most of recycling and toilet waste ending up to the river towards the ocean anyway. Whatâs the point of being angry!?!?!
elctronyc@reddit
I was with my son and he said, I need to go pee. I told him dude we are swimming on animal pee all the time. One me pee wonât hurt, just relax and do it đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸
SupervillainIndiana@reddit
If it helps I'm jealous because I tried to piss in the sea and just physically couldn't do it and had to walk for about 10-15 minutes to a shopping centre in my wet swim gear (I was covered by my skirt/shawl, which were also wet) and it would've been so much easier if I could've just gone in the sea like apparently 90% of other people.
millijuna@reddit
As a recreational sailor, taking a leak off the lee rail is a time honoured tradition. Pissing to windward is reserved for those who have rounded Cape Horn.
TweeksTurbos@reddit
Wait till she finds out about cruise ships.
_B_e_c_k_@reddit
All the animals do it, you ain't changing the ecosystem any lol
stargal81@reddit
I thought it tasted saltier
Claire4Win@reddit
Omg you gave ruined the sea. The sea is now dirty thanks to you.
Nah. The sea is nature's dustbin
Charming-Status9045@reddit
Tell her this: The amount of urea in our pee is negligible compared to the seaâs volume. Even if everyone in the world peed in the Atlantic Ocean, urea would still be just. Plus, urea is a way for our bodies to get rid of extra nitrogen from breaking down proteins. Nitrogen is a great source of food for marine plant life.
Youâre a hero.
Ok-Durian1208@reddit
Where does your gf think the whales go :)
GhostOfEquinoxesPast@reddit
Definitely dont tell here about public swimming pools. By way every drop water you drink likely at some point to have been dinosaur urine. Ah the circle of life.
ntgvngahfook@reddit
Millions of sea creatures pee in the sea every second. Tell her and her parents to get a grip.
Wut_ev@reddit
Take a shower with her and pee on her leg and see what she does!
Booradly69420@reddit
Tell her to get over herself, her parents as well.
ThatOldAH@reddit
The Solution to Pollution is Dilution.
Ok-Bus1716@reddit
Hahahah this is great...
I'm just imagining all the aquatic life putting on their water suits, walking up on land and using the bathroom and then running back in to the water real fast after they finish their business.
Single_Conclusion_53@reddit
Sheâd be truly disgusted if she discovered how many surfers warm up in a wetsuit.
GreenthumbPothead@reddit
There are dead people in the seaâŚ.
NecessaryWeather4275@reddit
Everything else in there does it.
Willing_Crazy699@reddit
https://youtu.be/vuVgjvG2hgU?si=fi0HKTjLO4C4zWlX
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
I mean, fish do it all the time, so đ¤ˇđťââď¸đ
F0xxfyre@reddit
NTA. I've known a lot of people that do that. Considering what else is in there...
Training-Feature-876@reddit
Where do you think most human sewage ends up?
How many animals do you think piss in the sea at any given moment? Honestly, it's just nature.
For me, the only gross factor is that you're literally swimming in your own urine, BUT the ocean literally has worse swimming around already; and urine isn't even bad.
I think your gf is upset by her own misconceptions of nature, TBH.
Ok-Ocelot-7209@reddit
Don't tell her that whales do in fact pee in the sea. She will be very upset
Anxious_Maybe3319@reddit
lol; I wonder if she ever goes in hot tubs?
Ur normal.
catcon13@reddit
Why did you even feel the need to share that with her or anyone???
OrigSnatchSquatch@reddit
Hell yeah - for me itâs normal. Who knows how many mega gallons there are and since youâre probably in the surf - thereâs plenty of wave action and aeration.
Marleylabone@reddit
If that pissed her off, wait til she finds out about the privatised water companies
Extreme-0ne@reddit
Now if you took a shit that would be an issue. The thing about peeing in the ocean is everyone does it but youâre not supposed to talk about it.
geo8x6@reddit
with all of the fish/sea life poop in there, what's a little human urine? Tell her a whale can produce 260 gallons of urine a day, does she expect them to use a toilet?
Travel_Dreams@reddit
You should look for a new girlfriend. This one is broken so bad that her brains have already leaked out. She is skating by on just a few remaining cells that are going to die soon.
I'm not sure where she thinks fish pee.
And the: OMG, fish have sex in that water.
MidnighT0k3r@reddit
In some really nice vacation spots there are bars out in the water, and while sitting at the bar your waist is underwater.
Some people drink there for hours without moving, think about that.
Me, I'd rather puff puff pass but to each their own I guess.
Kopextacy@reddit
I mean is she pissed at the wildlife too. The fact is when you swim in the sea you swim in piss and shit. Itâs just how life works, may as well just let it go, let it go.
Paulieterrible@reddit
Does she realize every sea creature shits in the ocean? She sounds like a idiot.
goldenvalkyri@reddit
Normal dude. We all do it. Just donât do it in a pool or jacuzzi. Thatâs where itâs gross.
RazzmatazzAlone3526@reddit
I canât see the problem- can she explain? Itâs the sea. I donât understand the issue.
veryuniquereddit@reddit
I go into the ocean /sea just to pee while at the beach. Why would I go into a gross outhouse that is hot and smelly
Snarky75@reddit
Where does she think all the fish go?
Sweet-Set2687@reddit
Mine caught me pissing in the bathroom sink and laughedâŚtell her it could be worse and keep it moovin
cowhead16hu@reddit
Literally everyone I know pisses in the sea
Silkywilky10@reddit
lol Iâll piss anywhere
frankielc@reddit
Itâs going to be quite a shock when they learn that most piss done in the toilet, in coastal cities, goes straight to the oceanâŚ
xowlsx@reddit
i would just use a toilet
DougyTwoScoops@reddit
My wife pees in the shower. Tell her to loosen up a bit.
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the other wild shit that goes on in the seaâŚ
OrangeOrganicOlive@reddit
What does she think fish do in it? Or most poorly regulated companies? Or other humans?
JoePW64@reddit
You probably shouldnât tell her about whales.
CrissCross98@reddit
If this is a real post, your GF is insane.
Abraxas_1408@reddit
Hereâs a video of a whale ass blasting a diver.
Jackms64@reddit
Your girlfriend sounds like the kind of person steps out of the shower to pee.. definitely untrustworthy
-hi-mom@reddit
Iâve started peeing on my way into the sea. Peeing your pants is the coolest.
KipDynamite89@reddit
Bruh......she's a dumbass.
barefootbeekeeper@reddit
Good job, youâve contaminated the ocean. Now it will have to drained, scrubbed clean, and refilled.
saberbucknasty@reddit
I think time of day is a factor⌠broad daylight pissin into sea is kinda wild
FallenCheeseStar@reddit
"Fish...fuck in it..."
Pristine_Serve5979@reddit
The fish and sea creatures go onto land to piss. Whatâs more disgusting?
sunrise-sesh@reddit
Itâs the ocean not a swimming pool
Safe_Ant7561@reddit
does she think there are little toilets down there for the fish?
J_painter@reddit
My dad pissed in the sea, my dadâs dad pissed in the sea, his dad pissed in the sea and by god! SO SHALL I!
Icy_Huckleberry_8049@reddit
Obviously, she has no idea what the fish and all the other sea creatures do in the sea.
angeltummytattoo@reddit
If you peed in a public pool, yeah I'd be pissed. But the sea? Who cares.
SupermarketOverall73@reddit
It's harder to poop. You have to swim away from it
PublicPrior3296@reddit
Advice: This is your GF. Long term, is this what you want? Life gets terribly difficult as the years pass. A nagging wife is destructive to a marriage. Just my opinion after a 30 year marriage and 7 years into a new one.
AnonOfTheSea@reddit
Just wait until she finds out what fish do in it.
Abraxas_1408@reddit
EVERYTHING pees in the sea. Wait until she finds outs what other things happen in the sea. She doesnât even want to know what sea cucumbers and anemones get up to. And holy shit donât get started on octopuses.
RTPNick@reddit
That's not the worst thing that's been deposited in the sea.
BumpyMcBumpers@reddit
You ruined it. Throw the whole damned ocean away.
AwakE432@reddit
This isnât the first time she has said something that absurd isnât?
ModdedMenace@reddit
ew
Pipysnip@reddit
What can you say?Mans gotta go when a mans gotta go?
inspectortoadstool@reddit
You didn't go number two. What's the big deal. Also, I've gone numbed two in the ocean. Still not a big deal.
foreskinfive@reddit
I mean, she does realize that every living creature in the sea right now is pooping and peeing where they swim and live together, doesn't she?
UnluckyEmphasis5182@reddit
Yikes I wonder how her a her family would feel when they found out Iâm a habitual and unapologetic pool and hot tub pisser.
Fit_Low592@reddit
I mean, does she wonder what fish do in the sea?
honow006@reddit
Wait until she finds out what ships and submarines do with their waste when they are at seaâŚ
dmerkall@reddit
Dump her
Comfortable_Touch529@reddit
You did piss in your shorts, right? That's kind of gross, but to each their own.
Tank411@reddit
Tell me what doesn't pee in the sea, lest start there.
ChrisEye21@reddit
1 whale pee is like you peeing a millions times. tell your girl to relax.
though, maybe its not something to brag about
Gingerpyscho94@reddit
Salt water is highly potent, itâs accumulated with all sorts of bacteria and other life. Salt water has been used for all sorts. While peeing in the ocean isnât something you boast about. Itâs otherwise harmless. In any other situation we all suggest using a toilet, but if you have to go you have to go. Sometimes nature calls and all you do is let your body do its thing.
ADisposableRedShirt@reddit
Just tell her that the solution to pollution is dilution!
Dangerous_Ad_6101@reddit
Something isn't right with your girl. You are supposed to pee in the sea. It's the sea. It is nature's giant compost tea bucket.
Colossal_Penis_Haver@reddit
That's, um, where we discharge the effluent from the sewage plants, too.
Your girlfriend is about as dumb as they come, I think.
jordonmears@reddit
What does she think all the fish do in the water? Come on to land to use a toilet then go back?
billymacblaine@reddit
Where does she think her piss from the toilet probably ends up?
PineappleFit317@reddit
Thereâs whale cum in the ocean.
Literature-South@reddit
Sheâs gonna be fucking livid when she finds out where the whales have been shitting.
SnowedHose@reddit
Itâs the circle of life.
Alarming-Specific-89@reddit
Iâm more concerned about why she IMMEDIATELY brought up what her parents would think. Who cares? Be grown.
newssource12@reddit
Ask her where she thinks cities along oceans dump their sewage. Or where whales oiss
Ckn-bns-jns@reddit
Peeing in your wetsuit brings warmth while surfing on a cold day.
HabANahDa@reddit
Why wouldnât you just go to a restroom?
johnjumpsgg@reddit
Thereâs two kinds of people in this world .
Those who wee in the sea.
And those who lie about it .
rad3766@reddit
Feh! Everyone who has ever been in the sea or ocean has taken a piss, change my mind. GF needs to get out more. đđť
Old_Marketing8419@reddit
Piss is over 99% water, and is 99.9% similar to sweat. So don't sweat in the sea either please!
Ill_Nebula_2419@reddit
Sometimes I even pee my self before I go into the water, knowing I'll go eventually.
Legitimate_Memory_11@reddit
What a fucking strange thing to get mad about. WOMAN, IT'S THE OCEAN
Hotrodnelson@reddit
Tell her âFish fuck in the ocean and that doesnât bother you?â
diyallthings2000@reddit
Time to rethink your marriage!
Weekly-Tension-9346@reddit
Donât tell her about how much whales drop in the oceanâŚ
zombifications@reddit
I donât see anything wrong with it when youâre already there in the water. Going out of your way to do it, is a bit strange.
deletusdayeetusfetus@reddit
my friend, it is a literal drop in the ocean.
toolsoftheincomptnt@reddit
Sheâs a nut. The end.
tornado28@reddit
She doesn't need to know when you fart. You don't need to know if she has diarrhea. She doesn't need to know if you piss in the ocean. This is a knowing when to shut your mouth issue.
Apart-Security-5613@reddit
I poop in the sea but not pee.
oldjadedhippie@reddit
I donât know a single sailor that doesnât pee in the sink.
thissaxguy7@reddit
Ask her where do fish go to the bathroom
BLACKHEXDUDE@reddit
It sounds like your girlfriend needs to lighten up a little bit, or you find someone else who doesnât mind you pissing in the sea đđť
PossibleSad4715@reddit
If she thinks the water is clean then shes up for a very rude awakening
Holdredge@reddit
It's fine as long as you at least move away from people. Just just standing next to a family and making there water warm
Key_Musician_1773@reddit
Fun fact I learned from a Special Forces guy. When you pee your body draws back in a little of your pee. If you are in water it will bring in some of that. In jungle environments or dirty water organisms can travel in with the water. He said they train them that when you pee in the ocean just stand up out of the water and just pee in your trunks then swim it off on the way back to shore.
DrKiddman@reddit
I canât imagine why you would tell somebody you took a piss in the ocean
DistinguishedCherry@reddit
As long as you didn't drop your pants to do it, then I don't see an issue
Expensive-Ad7669@reddit
Go to an all inclusive resort with a swim up bar in the pool. Watch how many people take a trip to the bathroom? As in none. Now thatâs disgusting!!
ForsakenAlliance@reddit
Tell her to lighten the fuck up.
zarifex@reddit
Don't tell her what the fish do in there
Character-Milk-3792@reddit
No. Your girlfriend is weird in that regard. Pee in the ocean all you'd like.
MagikFox444@reddit
Fish pee in the ocean. A lot of things people dont like its because they are SEEING it, dont like the idea of it, or are uninformed about it.
peanut_gallery11@reddit
Wait until your girlfriend finds out people also shit in the sea....
How would I know you may ask....
Snitches get stitches
Krishna1945@reddit
Red flag. Run
ToddBauer@reddit
All water on earth is pee by definition.
Yeaster4Easter@reddit
Peeing in the pool is not cool, anything else is fair game
Daisies_specialcats@reddit
With everything that's in the sea, piss is the most mundane
The_Machine80@reddit
Ask her where fish pee?
Osniffable@reddit
Does she think all the sealife gets out and uses a restroom?
wojonixon@reddit
Does she know fish fuck in there?
Upper_Scarcity_2807@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution.
jamiethejointslayer@reddit
Grounds for break up if Iâm being honest.
grapple_apple92@reddit
Probably same people that think peeing on a tree is gross just plainly because it's not in toilet. Weird people
TwistedEmily96@reddit
I have never peed in any body of water. Only on the toilet, or bare ground when camping.
Small_Dragonfly@reddit
My dadâs been surfing for 65 + years. Him and his friends always piss when they first get in to âwarm the wetsuitâ.
I was more grossed out he shared that with me than the reality of them pissing in the ocean.
Key_Musician_1773@reddit
She is swimming in water where a few billion creatures piss AND shit.....sooooo
ProfessionalCoat8512@reddit
This is probably more a her thing.
She probably doesnât like the idea that you peed on yourself to some extent.
Though I think itâs fine
mypussywearsprada@reddit
Thatâs really disgusting.
gonzal2020@reddit
If she thinks that's bad, remind her that all the fish shit in the sea.
Ugh-Another-Username@reddit
âDistgustedâ, seems pretty dramatic. Pretty sure weâve all indirectly pissed in the sea at this point anyway.
Gravity_Pulls@reddit
Wait... What? đ¤¨
Whole-Ad-8494@reddit
Just donât tell her next time buddy
WhiskeyTangoFox294@reddit
Everyone does it, she's a weirdo.
Kayslay8911@reddit
Wait until she hears about blue whale semenâŚ
FakeNameSoIcnBhonest@reddit
Wait till she finds out where excess whale semen goes.
keithInc@reddit
Wait till she finds out what the whales have been doing. đ
Dacks_18@reddit
The way I see it - the water on the planet doesn't get topped up every year from space, and it doesn't disappear into space.
The water we have gets evaporated, rains somewhere, gets collected, drank, pissed out, and this cycle continues - and has done for thousands of generations.
The water you drink is a cavemans piss, in a way.
Go pee, nobody cares except your gf and her parents.
OtterVA@reddit
100% normal.
heavenlymember@reddit
Sheâs nuts. Give her the flick
Extra-Ratio-2098@reddit
Lol đ She needs a course in fluid concentrations đ¤Śđťââď¸
Ok_Reality2341@reddit
Lol she def overreacted here to pit her family against you over it. Yeah itâs not exactly a normal thing to do but hardly like taking a poo on your in-laws front lawn.
blahhhhhhhhhhhblah@reddit
I once had a Spanish teacher tell me that the âh in Spanish is silent like the P(ee) in the ocean.â
Everyone does it, even the sea life do it, but maybe we donât all need to talk about it.
anxiousinsuburbs@reddit
But why mention it to anyone? Thats the true disgusting part. Do you tell everyone when you picked your nose or masturbated?
sadgirlintheworld@reddit
I think you just shouldnât have told her
millyperry2023@reddit
Where does she think all the creatures that live in the ocean go? They don't pop out to the toilets on the beach for a dump or anything else
DebbDebbDebb@reddit
L normal for my family and many people. Now a plop you go find a toilet.
Harrydevlin56@reddit
Does she take offense that complete strangers breathe around her?
su9861@reddit
how about cruise ships dumping ? A large cruise ship can produce 210,000 gallons of sewage in a week. Cruise ships can dump raw sewage in the ocean if they are more than three miles off the coast of the United States. https://foe.org/blog/where-do-cruise-ships-dump-their-waste/
sonicated@reddit
She's gonna freak out when she finds out what little kids in a higher concentration do in a much smaller pool, often without their parents knowing, and the dye that turns pee a different colour in pool is just a myth.
..and even pool nappies are just designed to keep in solids.
pntszrn74@reddit
Nasty
TheIPAway@reddit
How does she expect you not to pee before taking shit.
ManchuKenny@reddit
You are in the sea !
JASCO47@reddit
The other day there was a post about a scuba diver who came across a whale that exploded diarrhea and then swirled it around the divers creating an underwater shit tornado. You can pee in the ocean
The_Ashen_Queen@reddit
To go into the water solely for this purpose? Yeah, gross. If it happens naturally, then itâs totally acceptable. Like we say here in The States, âThereâs a difference between peeing in the pool vs peeing INTO the pool.
myredditname8@reddit
Tell her to STFU and get you another beer.
bcluvin@reddit
tell her to order the shark.....
bluenosewrx@reddit
Itâs the law lol đ
StressedEmu99@reddit
The ocean is filled with garbage, oil, blood, dead sea creatures, poo, etc. I think a wee bit of wee is alright. If you had peed in a pool, that'd be a different story, but in the ocean?
Also why did she bring her parents into it?? Did she tattle on you to her parents? She does know you're adults, right? They can't do anything about her boyfriend peeing in the sea?
Suggon_Deez_Nutz@reddit
Maybe save it for your guy friends. To me, no big deal. I piss in the bathtub.
Csspsc12@reddit
She is lying if she says she has never peed in the ocean
s33k@reddit
Whales vomit in that water. I think you're fine.
tomsnow164@reddit
Did you remind her about all the dead bodies in there?
smartymartyky@reddit
Like where do you think dolphins take a shot
juicyman69@reddit
If I was already in the sea, that's okay.
I wouldn't intentionally go piss in the sea.
NightOwl_82@reddit
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TozBaphomet@reddit
For some reason, I read the title as sink. Both are fine, go wild
FitZookeepergame9260@reddit
Wow you need a new gf, thatâs a crazy response.defo a red flag
Low_Sodiium@reddit
Wait till she finds out where all her bodily waste ends upâŚ
JVEMets@reddit
Where does she think urine actually ends up?
TurkeyEaterTom@reddit
Does she know the fish fuck in there?
Aeysir69@reddit
Donât tell her what Thames Water have been doing with their sewageâŚ
fropleyqk@reddit
Huge difference between peeing in the sea and peeing into the sea.
BenchClamp@reddit
she's the weird one
Natural_Tea484@reddit
Sheâs disgusted you did that without her man
Anarchyantz@reddit
Given how much marine sperm, marine fecal matter, piss and dead bodies are already in there, besides Thames water literally flushing our shit and dirty nappies in there, your dribble was nothing.
Critical-Potential30@reddit
Your gf sounds suuuper smart
admrbr@reddit
I hate her already, dump her
irvinethesteve_@reddit
A sea wee is cool, especially when in cofu!
IDMike2008@reddit
Where, exactly, does your girlfriend thing the fish pee?
chase128@reddit
Fish poo in the ocean. Does your girlfriend know that?
Pure-Log-2190@reddit
Your gf gunna lose it when she discovers fish and whales
fnirble@reddit
Itâs pretty trashy to do it so intentionally, youâre at a bar, surely there were toilets in the vicinity.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
5 minute round trip 2 minute in sea, and the sea doesnât smell like shit
Daimonion74@reddit
The sea is just all kinds of recycled body fluids - like tears, lymphatic fluids, sperm and pee - so no problem there.
purply_otter@reddit
Do it but dont declare it
Sumomagpie-1918@reddit
Some people are so sheltered
SherrifPhatman@reddit
Fish pee all the time đđ¤Ł
89iroc@reddit
I peed in the ocean many times. My dad took a dump in it at least once. I've puked into it as well.
fisushi@reddit
You made the sea cleaner. Well done.
ThaNorth@reddit
Millions of animals shit in the sea every day.
Who gives a fuck.
GoofyWelshGit@reddit
Where does she flush her piss to?
NotTom1212@reddit
What else does she think she's swimming in? They don't call it "going through the motions" for nothing...
wasitme317@reddit
Dude drop the bitch. If she's pitching at pissing in the ocean she's not worth it. Shevproablt pees in the pool.
Brokella@reddit
I swim in the sea all the times. Itâs normal to wee in there.
Selrak956@reddit
Where do fish go to pee? And poop? I have not seen bathrooms in the ocean but I have seen the incredible amount of waste goldfish create. I can only imagine the size of whale poop. Fortunately, the ocean is capable of dissolving all the waste created by the creatures that live there. I doubt if the cup or so of pee you added will make any difference
misterschmoo@reddit
Gosh, don't tell her where the fish pee.
skankcottage@reddit
The gross part is telling her
Budget-Program2316@reddit
âYouâve got to have a piss in the sea. Itâs the lawâ
Dazzling-Profile-381@reddit
The sea is basically fish pee.
BuffaloRedshark@reddit
Not necessarily not normal, but I also wouldn't tell people about it. Definitely don't pee in pools though.Â
mness1201@reddit
Itâs totally normal- as long as youâre not standing on the sand pissing in!- but no one ever acknowledges.. you just got for a quick swim and come out and say, âa bit fresh. Another beer?â
BrushMission4620@reddit
Iâd probably go to the bar if that was an option, but if Iâm in and out of the water and on the beach, Iâd swim out & go in the sea.
Select-Record4581@reddit
Probably nicer than swimming through my berley trail
Dandelion_Lakewood@reddit
My sailor friends like to swim out a minute or two and poop in the sea.
GhostMovie3932@reddit
in Corfu? but it has beautiful clean waters. why would you do this?
Existing-Zucchini-65@reddit
Wait'll she learns where all the fish pee.
Guttchief@reddit
As long as you put your hand up whilst actually pissing, as means to let others know whatâs occurring, I donât see any issue with it.
cardiffman100@reddit
It's not "normal", because most people don't wee in the sea, in fact, I'd be willing to bet the vast majority of people in the world have never even been in the sea, let alone wee'd in it. Whether your girlfriend should get angry about it is another question entirely. But it's not normal to wee in the sea.
aDirtyMartini@reddit
Last time I checked there havenât been reports of sea creatures coming up on land to pee. Iâm guessing that OP is good.
jljrferreira@reddit
And that's why the sea is salty đ¤ˇđťââď¸
GenericWhiteGuy9790@reddit
The very first time I got to go in the ocean was to take a piss on the beach in Miami.
It was fucking glorious.
Tell her to get over herself, it's normal.
GS7k@reddit
The sea, a lake, a river, the bath tub, itâs all fair game if the water line hits your waist.
angelsandbuttwaves@reddit
Bro, you could have pissed in the ocean for 48 hours straight and not made a damn difference.
Piss away.
Shdfx1@reddit
The ocean is full of urine from all the life in there.
In a pool, thereâs chlorine to limit bacteria, and a relatively small body of water compared to a bunch of people swimming in it.
I mean, is she going to jump out of the water if she sees a fish poop?
wdwhereicome2015@reddit
Everyone does it apart from your girlfriend. The fish even shit in it. If want to really gross her out, remind her how natural sandy beaches are made by fish eating the coral and shitting out the sand.
Want to also tell her that the sea is that salty due to all the fish/ mammals sperm. Apparently a blue whale produces about 2 gallons of sperm.
th_teacher@reddit
She and her family's wacked, no logical reason.
Never tell her about anything to do with "body horror" functions anymore.
Or just dump her.
RodLeFrench@reddit
Great now we have to drain and refill it
skeeter04@reddit
Yes ofc. In fact thatâs where it all goes - sometimes without any processing. Your pee is just a drop in a large Mediterranean bucket
Melodic-Seesaw-1571@reddit
Donât pre in standing water because some bacteria can go up your urethra
bunbunro@reddit
Idk about all that man. When me and my man, yes I AM THE WOMAN, went to the beach I told him I had to take a piss in the ocean brb he just said âokayâ. Most everyone does that. I bet you anything her family does that too sheâs probably just being over the top about it. Itâs just the sea man. Where does she think all the fish and sea animals pea đ¤
YamCollector@reddit
Allow me to speak American to her on your behalf: "Baby it's the sea. Every shit you've taken has ended up right here, mixed with the sewage run off of the entire human race, the jizz of every marine animal, and the liquefied dead bodies of everything that's ever drowned. If you think my piss - which is sterile - is a problem, your cornbread ain't done in the middle."
Kiteslut@reddit
As a certified Kiteslut, I can confirm that there are two groups of people at the beach. Those what are peeing in the sea a d those who are lying.
Pro tip. If you are peeing in the wetsuit on land while talking to someone , make sure it is a long leg wetsuit and you don't have any hole on the "drain" leg.
Horn_Python@reddit
look its not odd, just, uh i wouldnt be the type to tell people i pissed in the see
theautisticcookbook@reddit
A blue whale ejaculates about 20 liters of semen every time. A little piss in the ocean should be the least of her concerns
MysteriousRoad5733@reddit
You are not wrong. Iâd personally feel ridiculous leaving to ocean just to pee.
cantresetpwfuck@reddit
Sheâs an idiot. Run.
arsnhz@reddit
Well here in America, itâs VERY COMMON for us to urinate even in pool partyâs.
Youâre fine lmao.
MysteriousRoad5733@reddit
You are not wrong. Iâd personally feel ridiculous leaving to ocean just to pee.
Agitated-Wave-727@reddit
Is she tattling on you to her parents?
Thebuttholeking69@reddit
Iâve peed in every pool Iâve ever been in and any body of water bigger than that
andysway@reddit
Now you know who to never marry. Good job!
ProbablyDoingNumber2@reddit
Thereâs a big difference between peeing in the sea and peeing into the sea
JMRolfe@reddit
Is it Spain where it's against the law to wee in the sea? I'd love to know how they expect to police that?!
I wee in the see (although only if I'm in there already anyway). My kids refuse to and insist I walk get them out, dry them and walk them to the toilet. I find it both odd and annoying!
Dropitlikeitscold555@reddit
Wait until she finds out all the other animals that also piss in the sea.
Late_Coyote_5239@reddit
Why should you care what her parents think? Do they pay your rent or food bills? Tell her to kick rocks.
WhatYouLeaveBehind@reddit
Assert dominance by standing on the shore and pissing into the sea instead
Radiant_Reveal_8745@reddit
Does she think the fish leave the ocean to pee?
picaryst@reddit
How does fish go to the toilet?
blondie49221@reddit
Announcing that you took a piss on the sea is the problem
POLISHED_OMEGALUL@reddit
does she get angry when whales dump hundreds of liters of piss in the ocean too?
Deadened_ghosts@reddit
If it's good enough forfish, it's good enough for me.
DigbyChickenZone@reddit
I doubt that she is mad that you peed in the sea. From your post it sounds like you were out with her and her parents? And instead of using the restroom you went to piss in a public area?
Even if her parents were not there, it is understandable to look at someone sideways for deciding to go out to the ocean to piss instead of just going to the bar's restroom.
That all said - people piss in the ocean, no shit. That part is normal. You seem to be purposefully missing the point of why she got mad at you.
Turbulent_Lupo_3176@reddit
Sheâs the odd ball. This is completely normal. Youâve been dating 2 years and this never came up? Hope youâre not peeing in the shower lol
Falling-through@reddit
If the subject ever comes up, I guarantee sheâs one those posh lot who would get out the shower to piss. So be prepared đ
cinnamon-toast-life@reddit
Most people at the beach pee in the ocean. I think peeing in the pool is gross and you should use the restroom, but the ocean is fair game. I grew up at the beach and everyone does it. Not all beaches even have bathrooms.
snipdockter@reddit
Sooo where does she think fish pee?
trillspectre@reddit
It literally a drop in the oceanÂ
Over_Reputation_8801@reddit
Totally normal.
CockSniffer01@reddit
Don't fishes piss and shit too?
Suzidog1@reddit
Divorce her
Mymusicalchoice@reddit
When I am at the beach drinking pina coladas and I have to go bathroom I go into the ocean for a âswimâ
bewildered_83@reddit
You piss away my friend, I don't think most people would think this was odd
Electronic-Bear2030@reddit
Because no other mammals urinate in the ocean
Shark_bait561@reddit
Dude, you just killed everything in the sea. How dare you?!
Wrong_Gear5700@reddit
If she can't handle you pissing in the ocean, what happens when you gotta waffle-stomp in the shower?
VegetableSell4991@reddit
No not normal if there is a toilet in the bar that your girlfriend was in . Lazy . Red flag đŠ to a woman I donât blame your girl for being disgusted
citymousecountyhouse@reddit
Wait until your girlfriend and her family find out what fish do in the sea.
jd021972@reddit
Show your GF a video of a whale taking a dump
West_Ad_4764@reddit
Well it was a nice 2 yearsâŚ
FantasticTumbleweed4@reddit
Itâs all pipes!
n1wm@reddit
I live coastal, my wife steps in the ocean to pee multiple times any time weâre at the beach. Strange thing to worry about considering there are animals far larger than us doing everything in the general vicinity lol.
Bcrueltyfree@reddit
What would our seas be like if everyone used them as a toilet?
Yes I can go in my yard, but if everyone did it what would it be like.
Yes I drop just one piece of litter it's not much, but if everyone did?
Everyone should be responsible collectively.
Dumpster_Humpster@reddit
Gross. Fish fuck in there. I prefer pissing in the local pool.
Schmedricks_27@reddit
All of the ocean is actually whale piss.
JayEll1969@reddit
Does she think that fish, seals, gulls, whales, dolphins and penguins all come out of the sea and queue up at the public conveniences?
Wait till she finds out that bears DO ACTUALLY shit in the woods - and that they aren't the only thing doing it.
bisonsashimi@reddit
At least you didnât tell her you took a dumpâŚ
jhf1989@reddit
Leave her
SamDewCan@reddit
Context: are you generally a hygienic person? Yes, most of the urine will be diluted into the sea almost immediately, but you're basically missing on your leg and plenty of it will linger there. If you shower once you leave the beach (as everyone should) and wash the shorts I don't see an issue. If you don't, there's lots of issues on top of pissing yourself
Fit-Assumption-6006@reddit
Depends on the context:
If you had a wee in the sea in a secluded, private location then sheâs really over reacting; if you were on a busy public because and you decided to walk over to the sea - next to a kid building a sandcastle, or a family playing frisbee - and decide to have a wazz then the anger is legit.
earlgray79@reddit
Donât tell her what whales do in the ocean.
Head-Intention-5815@reddit
Fish doâŚ.they also have sex in the sea
ProfessionalWeekly43@reddit
Remember. Big difference between peeing in the sea and peeing into the sea. Location, location, location.
RoyalCroydon@reddit
Tell her to shut up.
Christ.
JeremyEComans@reddit
The ocean is like the shower; you can pee in it, but not into it.
Strict-Hedgehog6801@reddit
Donât all fish piss?
EfficiencyWooden2116@reddit
Perfectly fine. Just donât do it in the pool
BiggerFigures@reddit
I could see it being bad etiquette but making a big deal about it is worse etiquette.
Strict-Hedgehog6801@reddit
Wait til she finds out how many people piss in pools.
hallveg2@reddit
Does she think fish get out to piss?
mudwerks@reddit
there is NO NEED to tell people about your body functions...
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Toilet humour is the best
SorenDarkSky@reddit
the sea is pee.
-Kavek-@reddit
Grosssss but everyoneâs entitled to their opinion and it doesnât hurt anyone
Dzbot1234@reddit
Who is her dad Neptune?
angrymonk135@reddit
Wait until she hears about the fishâŚ
SocialMThrow@reddit
Wait until she finds out how much animal shit is in the sea.
RoyalIntroduction956@reddit
Feeling sorry for the swimmers.
RobertHellier@reddit
I did a two footlog 200 yards off Bournemouth beach in the 90âs.. me and my mate nearly drowned laughing.. it was a beast that held its shape for a good couple of minutes..
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I had the opposite once, went clubbing at my student union and needed a shit, did feel like sitting on the seat so I squatted which results in a less accurate shot at the water at the bottom, paired with the amount of alcohol I drank I shat right up the side of the student union toilet,wasnât a small skid mark I got great coverage
VinylHighway@reddit
Fish fuck in that water does she know that?
polkagoatlet@reddit
Wonder if her annoyance has something to do with the fact that
-She saw you as then standing in your own pee, which she may have found disgusting
Or
-She didn't like the fact you went into the sea to go rather than to a toilet (if you're going to walk somewhere, why not elk to the toilet?)
Gunt_Gag@reddit
Her parents? Lol. Sounds like she needs a bit of pissing on, honestly.
Acceptable_Age_6320@reddit
Dump the loser.
Cobol_engineering29@reddit
Yea let me just go into a closed room where people have been pissing and shitting all day and where the cleaning staff probably doesnât care if itâs disinfected or not piss into a water bowl that will splash everywhere. Probably a lot more sanitary in the ocean
blueagave731@reddit
Your girlfriend sucks ass. Trade her in
FlyingPig2066@reddit
Well, THAT now explains the coral bleaching problem in the world.
UnicornStar1988@reddit
Fish and other marine wildlife poop, pee, bleed and eject sperm and eggs in the ocean, so itâs not something new that youâre doing.
New_Breadfruit8692@reddit
WTF were you supposed to do? You need to pee and it is not like there are a lot of restrooms around. One bladder full of urine is not going to harm anything, and the ocean is huge, constantly in motion. It would have no more effect on the sea than blowing a lung full of smoke into the atmosphere. And ask her just where does she think the whales and other sea creatures pee? When a Blue whale needs to drain the snake it is 80 gallons at a pop. 300 liters for our imperial measure deprived mates in reddit land.
CardiologistOk6547@reddit
The fact that you felt like you had to tell your girlfriend that you took a piss in the ocean is weird. Were you hoping it turned her on?
Manbabarang@reddit
Taking a piss in the ocean is literally an idiom metaphor for something that doesn't make enough of an impact to justify being emotional about.
TH0R_ODINS0N@reddit
There are thousands if not millions of dead bodies in there. Shit for all I care.
Funny247365@reddit
All the creatures of the sea pee and poo in it.
Abigail-ii@reddit
I just cancelled our trip to Cyprus, knowing that OP has peed in the same sea.
disdkatster@reddit
Pretty natural and common action but it is not something I would share. It is the sharing of the information that seems a tad off. People also piss in the shower which is actually recommended but I don't think it is dinner conversation.
themichaelkemp@reddit
Whee does she think sea creatures go?
tkfassin@reddit
Pissing in the sea is fine.
Going into the sea specifically for the purpose of pissing isn't.
Your girlfriend went to the bar, I assume there's a toilet at the bar, you could've been nice, got the drinks and had a piss while you were at it.
PotatoSaladHater@reddit
Yes. By all means, the Sea is nature's toilet. Tell your gal you can't pee in the sea because of whatever stupid reason she has, (quick tangent) with all the water in the sea that's connected to Oceans you think one person with a full bladder will make a seas water change with 14 fluid oz of pee? Billions and Billions and billions of gallons of water affected by .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000âĄď¸ 528,000 more zeros ...000014 milliliters of piss?
Judges? What do you think?
Judges: The Math checks out and you are correct again about everything PotatoSaladHater.
In conclusion, this poor guy is getting nagged to death by some lady he's surely having regrets about now over a little tiny drop of piss. In November of 2023 our most recent of thousands, the Gulf of Mexico got brutally raped by man once again because that guy peed in the Gulf of.... joking... but seriously, millions of gallons of crude oil killing millions of fish, birds, hopefully some people and this poor bastard didn't kill a thing, yet, gets harassed for peeing in nature's toilet. I bet his girlfriend is a Redhead. $5 bets? Anyone? Redheads are crazy cause they're dumb? They can't explain things so their fiery red hair mixes with the freckles DNA causing a hurricane of anger. It doesn't matter millions of gallons of oil were dumped in The Gulf, this guy peed and his penis is mere millimeters bigger than the quoted average penis size hence, because redheads think the actual sizeh of a penis determines the amount of urine that will be expelled, her boyfriend is killing shit in the sea.
IllustriousNeat6597@reddit
Itâs so funny she told you her parents would also be disgustedâŚâŚ.they all need to remove the pokers from their arses đ
Direct-Muscle7144@reddit
Is she jealous?
Impossible_Food2889@reddit
Damn your girlfriend would be really mad at me. I used to be in the navy and I ran the sewage treatment plant on the ship and once we were 3 miles out I switched it to over the side mode. Iâll let you figure it out and tell her.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Oh damn, some big lads in the navy too, must of been some massive turds going overboard, drift wood
SapphireSigma@reddit
It's not like it's a pool. A LOT of people do it. And TON of fish do it too.
Direct-Muscle7144@reddit
Every little bit helps
LordRichardRahl@reddit
Hell there is a joke about this in Moana.
ScaryLoss3239@reddit
Her, nor her parents, have ever properly been to the âseaâ. Fucking weird on them.
Randomflower90@reddit
Why would you tell her that? You went for a dip should be sufficient.
thegamesender1@reddit
What about the whales that shit in it.
tdubATL@reddit
I've been so some third world countries where the beach is the toilet to wash away last nights meal. It has been that way for generations, fish food.
ElectricTomatoMan@reddit
She's fucking absurd.
Zealousideal_Dog_968@reddit
Sheâs dumb
jam__5013@reddit
I believe a freedom wee in the sea (provided youâre not directly beside anyone (esp children) is one of lifeâs true greatest pleasures. Iâm an outreach mental health worker & have even been known for the odd bush piddle when access to public toilets arenât available đđŚđş
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Itâs brilliant a no handed wee while bobbing around very relaxing
jam__5013@reddit
Meanwhile in Australia⌠đ even for me⌠this is a tad too far
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
All about marking your territory
Tasty_Revolution3668@reddit
iâm mean iâve shat in there so i think youâre good
oneletter2shor@reddit
Don't worry Kyle, lots of people pee in the pool!
Doesanybodylikestuff@reddit
If you get a jellyfish sting, you have to get pee on yourself to stop the burning.
Then wash it off in the ocean minus jellyfish sting.
I pee in every body of water I go into except hot tub & bath tub.
underthesheet@reddit
Your fuck up was telling her. You must remember women can be a bit...
Wild_Hunt_3247@reddit
Everyone does it... She is the freak
quiidge@reddit
INFO: Do they all swim with their mouths open?
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
My gf kept spitting due to all the saltwater she was getting in her mouth I donât know how tho, I breath through my mouth when in the sea but never struggle with salt water in my mouth
BuckyKatt206@reddit
Your girlfriend sounds exhausting. EVERYONE pees in the ocean!
ClassyReductionist@reddit
Fish and whales don't have bathrooms or do they?
Pragmatism998@reddit
Just the beginning of things she will nag you about. And you are even in more trouble when she involves her parents in your relationship as she is still a child and controlled by them. Run now.
LTTP2018@reddit
the disgusting part is announcing it. the wife probably wants to be married to more of a gentleman and less of a swine.
Academic-Respect-278@reddit
99.99% of the beach going population pees in the ocean.
Raichu7@reddit
I'm disgusted by people who piss in pools, but even I would go for a piss in the sea. It's already full of fish piss and shit and has infinitely more water to dilute than a little pool. That said I would not go in the sea near England until the country gets its sewage systems sorted out. There's too much sewage in the water around British coasts to go for a swim now.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Totally agree, I always go to the toilets when in a pool. The state of the uk sea is pretty bad in some areas, I live in Bristol the river Avon which i live next to is disgusting, rivers shouldnât be brown, I still sometimes swim in it but know people that have got the shit from it
Steamrolled777@reddit
Homeopaths would have a meltdown.
Saint__Thomas@reddit
I remember a book of Scottish proverbs my Dad had. My favourite entry was "'All things add', said the wren as she pissed in the sea". I'm struggling to make this relevant to you, but this is the first chance I've had to use that proverb in 45 years, so I'm going for it.
JRoget_@reddit
She would really freak out if you told her you piss in the shower.
Little-Assignment564@reddit
If I had to walk back to a bathroom every time I had to pee while sitting out on the beach I would be gone 1/2 the day.
planetshapedmachine@reddit
Donât tell her what the whales do in there
Borryholmy@reddit
I mean, who cares. Maybe just donât tell her about it.
ReallyJTL@reddit
It was kind of weird that you were floating on your back while pretending to be a fountain, but other than that
Ho_Dang@reddit
Swim out far enough, sure not a problem. Let anything out of your body within the swimming zone, and you're seriously a jerk.
Just picture it, everyone in eye view letting it go with no worries. Within a day, you've got the Tijuana River sewage problem where everyone is swimming in actual raw human waste.
CANDLEBIPS@reddit
Women donât do this
Graham99t@reddit
Yea its the type of thing id do without any one noticing and not tell anyone i did itm
No-Village7980@reddit
You're going to have a hard life with this one.
Mission-Unknown@reddit
Yes very!
samcornwell@reddit
Thereâs dead bodies in the sea and sheâs worried about some wee.
Cocacola_Desierto@reddit
your pee is not even a drop in the amount of piss, cum, and shit in there.
boatbuyer-634@reddit
Wait til she finds out what cruise ships doâŚ.
huggerofbunnies@reddit
This depends on whether you were at the sea for a day of swimming or at the bar in the evening.
scrimblo-rat@reddit
wtf is wrong with nasty ass Redditors !!
"fish pee in the sea so I can too" yea and birds shit on the lawn but I better not catch you degenerates doing that
it's one thing if there was no place to pee but there was a BAR right there and you chose... a public beach. disgusting
HumanPerson1089@reddit
Yeah that's disgusting. People actually do that? I thought it was a joke in movies
ScaryTap8790@reddit
Well thanks for ruining the sea... which will evaporate and end up raining from the clouds, so next time it rains I'll just be getting covered in your pee!
Leather_Guacamole420@reddit
Why would you tell her that?
Unlikely-Star-2696@reddit
Normal thing to do. Most people do it. It will be a tiny drop of chemicals in a very large amount of liquids. It is not like peeing in a pool. Some people do number 2 and 3 (only women)and 4 (only men) too. Number one is not a bg deal.
notcutedaisy@reddit
To be honest, most water on earth has been through all animals throughout time. Yip we're drinking dino piss.
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Exactly! All water is recycled, Similar thing on the molecular level, made up of elements that have been recycled, the memory of pissing in the sea is special tho that wonât be recycled
WorldlinessMedical88@reddit
According to homeopathy you can now dip out a cup of ocean water in Greenland and it'll be pure piss.
Klutzy_Associate_453@reddit
âBut my family have been peeing in the sea for yearsâ đ this got me..
And yes, I think itâs pretty normal. And this is coming from someone born in the mountains.. now how do I know itâs normal?? Cause thatâs what we do in the mountains.. pee standing on the edge of the ridge. Idk maybe your girl field needs to understand what freedom feels like my friend. đđ
AlmondCigar@reddit
If you were dry and walked past the restrooms to pee in the sea, yes I would think you were gross
If you peed close to people swimming, gross
Otherwise, seems normal to me.
WorldlinessMedical88@reddit
Does she know how many bodies are in there? Good Lord.
GetHustling@reddit
Nah itâs not - sack her off mate.
Inner-Egg-6731@reddit
I've been surfing thousands of times and had no option but to pee while waiting for my wave, several times while surfing a wave. No worries gotta go when you gotta go.
Ybuzz@reddit
He did say in a comment that he was at a bar, with loos 5 minutes away in the hotel room and chose to go in the sea instead, which feels a bit different from not wanting/being able to get out of the water, make sure your stuff is safe, dry off, walk to loos and back.
Inner-Egg-6731@reddit
Ok that's weird
vipros42@reddit
There's people who say they don't ever piss while surfing, and my response is that if you don't need to piss during a 2-4 hour session then you aren't hydrated enough
Wrong-Junket5973@reddit
We literally swim in whale shit. Chill.
WhoAreWeEven@reddit
I guess it depends how.
Your family standing at the beach like at urinals, pretty weird. I think.
WorldwideSteppers@reddit
I donât think sheâs bothered about peeing in the sea, I think sheâs bothered by peeing in your swim trunks
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Iâve shat myself before and told her
Mdgt_Pope@reddit
Tell her that every whale who has ever lived, of all species, and every dolphin that has ever lived, of all species, has pissed in the ocean. Nearly every walrus, seal, manatee, etc has pissed in the clean. And these are just mammals.
Then thereâs the birds who fly over it and the fish who swim in it, all pissing and shitting in the ocean from the day theyâre born til the day theyâre dead.
No, it does not matter.
ObligationNo2288@reddit
Nothing wrong with taking a wee at sea. There is something wrong with your GF with though.
Mammoth_Park7184@reddit
A load of blue whales will wash up on the beach tomorrow. Your fault.Â
hoonneyyz@reddit
I think peeing in the sea is normal, but I understand why she might find it gross
Adept_Pound_6791@reddit
I wonder where she thinks the wildlife uses to relive itself?
DoYourBest69@reddit
Fish do it.
Fish do a lot worse than pee in it too.
PoorTriRowDev@reddit
She doesn't want to talk to serious swimmers about how they manage long distances without getting out of the water then...
JacoRamone@reddit
I pissed in the pool and hot tub.
Gent_of_Excellence@reddit
Just watch out for the anchor fish đą
MrTShook@reddit
Wait until you tell her itâs salty because of Whale sperm.
Helpful_Camera3328@reddit
Where does she and her family think fish wee?
James_mcgill_esquire@reddit
The sea is full of dead things, whale cum, fish shit, dead bodies, cocaine. I doubt you're hurting it.
IamTheStig007@reddit
Humans and animals alike have been bathing in oceans and rivers for millennia. Arse cracks and vomit spill to say the least. Next.
SameheadMcKenzie@reddit
Every animal that lives in the sea pisses, shits, vomits and jizzes in the sea. You adding a bit of piss along with all the other sewage and disgusting things won't make a difference.
Pinchynip@reddit
People are gonna say 'who cares it's the ocean'
Personally, I don't go into any water with people I can't be sure of.
I ain't about to be the first case when an std manages to infect through open water.
missannthrope1@reddit
Where does she think fish pee?
ArrakisUK@reddit
In the sea is O.K., totally natural, whales and other mamas pee all the time. The only issue of sea peeing is donât doing from the dock or beach and wait to be inside.
grumpychef94@reddit
As long as you don't do it from a diving board for everyone to watch, it's pretty normal.
tweeboy2@reddit
Wait until she learns about the whale cum
Corwin-d-Amber@reddit
Fish do it all the time!
R05579@reddit
My wife pisses in the sea and the swimming pool. I wouldn't piss in the pool, but the sea is fair game.
ProfileTime2274@reddit
Fish do
throwawaytrumper@reddit
When a reef releases eggs typically many of the other inhabitants also spawn to make too many eggs to all be eaten at once. Basically the whole area gets clouded with jizz and eggs. Barnacles ejaculate all over the place simultaneously too.
Also I wanted to just make people aware that moss produces hyper-mobile sperm that can travel outlandish distances, moist moss can be covered in little intrepid sperm adventurers.
PotatoSaladHater@reddit
Whales shit, piss and blow their noses and penises all over the sea. I don't see them resenting it. I can swim in whale sperm and Dolphin snot but they can't swim in my tiny droplets of piss? Let's Sea who the assholes are! Well, whaddya know?
One of my favorite books.
Crazyorangetabby@reddit
When I went to California once, I asked the lifeguard where the nearest bathroom was, and he said if you need to pee he pointed at the ocean. Then he said, if you need to poop swim to the sand bar. I was absolutely mortified and now every time I go to the beach wondering if people are pooping in it. Before I met this lifeguard this thought never crossed my mind.
No-Jacket-800@reddit
Thanks for the laugh.
That's a super normal thing to do, lol.
Now all I can hear in my head is Moana yelling at the ocean. "Fish pee in you!" Lol
justbrowsinginpeace@reddit
We're lost children peeing in the sea
Disastrous-Many5859@reddit
Should have used the sea loo like the fish do... Ohh wait.... they don't.
Ace-of-snakes@reddit
Where does she think the fish piss?
Party_Selection8622@reddit
Youâve got to take a piss in the sea, itâs the law
MyEyesItch247@reddit
I e been peeing in the ocean for 60 years. Your girlfriend is delusional if she thinks that most people donât do that.
ApprehensiveSkill573@reddit
Wait until she finds out where whales piss.
Tough_Ad8729@reddit
Peeing is fine. I shat in it once and that was big mistake!
AriasK@reddit
It's a completely normal thing to do. It's the OCEAN. Does she understand how many animals are pissing and shitting in the ocean? Then there's all the pollution to consider. I'm sorry but if your girlfriend thinks it's disgusting for one more human to add their urine to the mix then she is an absolute moron. Are you sure you want to be with someone that stupid?
Familiar-Coconut90@reddit
She sounds like a crazy mong get rid asap
SherbertKey6965@reddit
Well if your incestuous outback family had always done it then I guess it's ok, right?
Of course the sea doesn't care about you pissing there, but still, wtf is wrong with you. A grown man deciding to stroll up hip high into the water and piss away?
Legal_Outside_1935@reddit
We don't paddle in shore from the surf to remove our wetsuits just to go to the toilet tell her all surfers do it.
Infinispace@reddit
Don't tell her what goes on in pools. She'll lose her mind....
Professional-Fix8518@reddit
Well you better not tell your girlfriend the ocean is full of shit from everything that lives in it
PhilosopherOdd155@reddit
I would try to avoid getting to that 3rd Anniversary if I was you - cut and run
MrSinSear@reddit
You excreted 500 milliliters of sterile liquid into 352 quintillion gallons of saltwater that's inhabited by a biodiversity 5-10 times that of land where all existence, from birth to death, food to waste, and into decomposition happens in the same all encompassing and self filtering medium.
A single whale can eat up to 16 TONS of krill in a single day. Even if it was super efficient and shit out an 8th of that, it would be equal to several whole men worth of shit... one whale. Every day.
The Tons that Whales Eat...and Poop | Smithsonian Ocean (si.edu)
Your girl has found probably one of the dumbest things to get bent out of shape over and shows a blatant blind spot in real world logic and scale. This is going to finger out into so many ways she sees the world... consider it a giant red flag.
Your contribution to the ocean wasn't even significant enough to warrant using the word significant.
Find a new girl.
secret_tiger101@reddit
Your girlfriend has issues.
Ponder your future.
cmmedit@reddit
Don't tell her when you shit in the sea.
Bob_Sacamano7379@reddit
Your pee is the least polluted liquid out there.
Tonk666@reddit
Pissing IN the sea - fine. Pissing INTO the sea - not ok
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Think ur right the sound of piss splashing makes it too surreal
Fabulous-Exam64@reddit
Yeah sorry, to me thatâs sooo weird that she would be angry and say her parents would be disgusted. If you peed in a pool that would be disgusting and worthy of disgust from anyone. Fish pee in the sea constantly are they disgusted by the fish too? They sound like weirdos with issues. If you sneeze in the air and fart in the wind watch out!
Moodaduku@reddit
The sea is a giant piss, shit, and corpse stew. You could piss in it constantly for your entire life and contribute nothing
belckie@reddit
Gross. The world isnât your toilet. Just go to the washroom like a normal person. Gross.
Anonyhippopotamus@reddit
But the seaweed already
mythofinadequecy@reddit
At the risk of offending your gf, fish fuck in it. Be sure her parents know this, too.
Doggysoft@reddit
Assert dominance; pee on her.
Rickys1622@reddit
Literally everyone does this.
Silly_Importance_74@reddit
Tell her to grow the fuck up!
Signal_Comedian1700@reddit
Wait till she finds out what fish do
003E003@reddit
Where does she think the sewage from the toilets eventually drain to????
iorrasaithneach@reddit
Canât see a three year anniversary
Temporarysoul09@reddit
Lmao this is awesome. Pack your bags buddy, itâs gonna be a long road if you stay.
SnowwyMcDuck@reddit
Don't tell her about all the dead bodies in the sea or she might not swim in it anymore.
darthdodd@reddit
How else do you get warm in your wetsuit
unclear_warfare@reddit
I think it's fine, the only thing is if an entire bar of people is pissing repeatedly in the sea then it might be a bit gross and affect the sea content
FractureFixer@reddit
Youâre right, sheâs wrong. Couldnât be easier.
goldenbrown27@reddit
Shit I was o a beach in Spain during Sept, the sea was a bit rough and.it was a bit quiet on the beach, every now and again people would get up stand waste deep or have a quick dip everyone knew they were having a piss and no body cared
NoBenefit5977@reddit
You monster
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Did it 2 more times after this drank a lot of beer feel like a bad boy
NoBenefit5977@reddit
I did notice the rain tasted off the other day
marcdk217@reddit
It's not doing any harm, although I doubt I would actually go into the sea with the express purposes of taking a piss, it does seem a bit of a weird thing to do.
On the plus side, you've now learnt that you shouldn't tell your girlfriend next time you need to take a dump in a bush.
mariana96as@reddit
while scuba diving we would do a âpiss lineâ in between dives. The captain throws a line to make sure no one gets swept by current and then we go in
Alpha_Majoris@reddit
Nothing weird about it. Just don't talk about it.
Teembeau@reddit
The main thing is that you're in the sea and need a pee, so it saves some time.
Alpha_Majoris@reddit
If there are no toilets on the beach it could be a serious effort to find a toilet.
On_The_Blindside@reddit
depends how far and how gross the toilets are
OnlyMath@reddit
I bet blue whales piss so much more
PlaneAd8667@reddit
Pee freely in the sea, my friend, though it seems like your gf may just be too good for you and your common folk ways.
BringBackBCD@reddit
Silly B. That is beyond normal. Tell me that you have zero ocean/beach experience without saying it directly
ShoulderOld6519@reddit
I once pissed off a pier when I was drunk then fell in. It was a sobering experience.
lilGojii@reddit
She sounds like a really unfun, unplayful person
Icy_Respect_9077@reddit
Wait til she hears that most yachts dump their holding tanks straight into the ocean.
ShoulderOld6519@reddit
I don't see the problem. Fish pee in sea as well.
MelissaA621@reddit
WHALES shit in the ocean. Why is your wee in the sea going to do anything? She's ridiculous. We always "tested the depth" in lakes. You jump off the boat, pee, and then climb back on.
Jolly-Bandicoot7162@reddit
Ask her what she thinks divers out for the day on a boat with no toilet do. đ
Wrong-booby7584@reddit
Ask her where fish pee.
Pztch@reddit
D sad one people just like to be disgusted. It means they can look down on you.
lakeswimmmer@reddit
Peeing in the ocean is fine. What I don't understand is why you felt the need to talk about it.
TemperatureNo9458@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution
MissAmyRogers@reddit
Tell her not to take an ocean cruise đ˘âŚshe wonât believe their sewage systems
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
Surely they at least filter the shit out?
rrhhoorreedd@reddit
No its not a normal thing to do. I suppose you pee in the public pool as well. Uou and your compatriots are assistIg with global warming. Thanks for nothing
coaa85@reddit
The ocean and sea are giant wastewater tanks anyway. Itâs full of pee/poop/decay. You made 0 difference.
Fuzzy974@reddit
There's a song called "Everyone piss in the ocean"
Now you want to double think before letting her know...
VictorVonD278@reddit
Had to drop a log in the ocean on a couple occasions
gringgotts@reddit
I personally don't, but it's not really gross. The solution to pollution is dilution.
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
No one pees in the sea. Dolphins and whales come to land to pee. Everybody knows that.
rivieradog@reddit
Depends if it was an obvious walk into the sea, wee and then immediately get out again or if it was a swim around, float a bit, general sea activities to hide the fact you got in just for a wee.
JustThisGuyYouKnowEh@reddit
Did you pee in the sea? Or into the sea?
The former is acceptable. The later - not so much.
plutohuman@reddit
Bruh you made the sea extra saltyđ
iamnogoodatthis@reddit
Where does she think cruise ships and ferries empty their toilets?
RicardoNurein@reddit
doing it- no big deal
talking about it - wth is wrong with you
Aunt_Anne@reddit
Does she know how many dead bodies are in the sea?
thebestzach86@reddit
Idk man id do it. I also made myself steak for breakfast at 6am and then mac and cheese with shrimp at 11 and napped some
queriesjubilee@reddit
Where does she think the fish do it?
SeasickAardvark@reddit
Fish fuck in it...what's a little pee?
KimmiG1@reddit
I kind of can understand that some think it's disgusting.
If I peed my pants then I would not be ok with just washing them in water, I would need soap and a good rinsing. But when I pee in the sea I'm somehow ok with just soaking my bathing shorts without any soap or proper rinsing. My logic is not logical in this, but I'm still okay with it.
weaselsrippedmybrain@reddit
I like to pee under the sea in an octopuses gardenâŚ
SallyNicholson@reddit
The water companies do that and more all the time. And we pay them to do it.
eatencrow@reddit
"Brrr ! The water's cold!....and deep!"
Puzzleheaded_Ad_374@reddit
Iâve told my Mrs when I piss in the sea but I havenât told her about lowering my shorts and shitting
Ok-Proposal-6513@reddit
Probably best you just kept that to yourself lol
josephlck@reddit
Normal-ish, but probably not something you talk about in polite society. Would you stand up at work and admit it? Take the L and apologise to your gf and tell her you won't do it again.
Here's some food for thought - chlorine in a pool has no smell. Until you add ammonia to it.
mikezer0@reddit
Your gf is a knob
Mk2449@reddit
I guarantee that there are at least a dozen bodies floating in the ocean at any given time
pault230@reddit
Does she spit or swallow?
BrillsonHawk@reddit
All of the nations surrounding the mediterranean pour thousands upon thousands of litres of sewage into the med every single day. And north africa pours far worse than sewage into it. Your little piss will make no difference at all
Mistake_Big@reddit
All the lead sinkers, cigarette butts, garbage, etc. thrown in the water and she worries about pee??
peachandbetty@reddit
Nobody outright says they so it but 99% absolutely do it.
Given the sheer amount of excretions and emissions from marine life already in the water, the sea is arguably already a toilet. Just one we've become accustomed to swimming in.
Historical-Spirit-48@reddit
Where does she think the fish pee. đ đ
Curious_Associate904@reddit
Pretty sure the urinals go there directly tooâŚ.
Defective-Pomeranian@reddit
I grew up with, don't do it next to another person, and don't do it in a small public pool.
viking280@reddit
"If she's not into pee, she's not for me"
AdamMc90@reddit
Fish do it bro why canât you
RinseIt92@reddit
Sounds like a shitpost but interesting thinking about it anyway. Top comments explaining why peeing in the sea isnât actually bad are hilarious not helpful whatsoever.
Iâd ask her whatâs on her mind, if thereâs anything else going on thatâs causing stress or tension like the holiday or having her parents around or whatever because no normal person ever would make that an issue.
Given you are dating and thatâs ultimately a trial for a more serious relationship, Iâd gauge her response hard and go from there.
If she really is just upset about peeing in the ocean/obsessed with what her parents think of her/you then what a piece of work, Iâd tell her gently to let it go and grow up. If that blows up, sheâs not mature enough for a relationship. Train yourself to recognise stuff like this in the future and set boundaries because you really didnât need to post on reddit asking for advice about this as a grown adult.
TitanPolus@reddit
One of my favorite things about living in the country is walking outside to take a piss.
Yes. I will literally walk past 2 bathrooms to go out my backdoor and go outside to pee.
So liberating.
lecoeurhaut@reddit
All seagoing creatures (fish, etc), including mammals (whales, dolphins), pee in the sea. It's weird and disgusting to be freaked out by that, because it means you either know nothing or are incapable of logical evaluation, both of which are disgusting.
AMildPanic@reddit
doing this in the Sims 4 actually gives your sim a positive mood buff
Holynok@reddit
Hahaha tell her in most poor countries there are no toilet in the fishing boat, they hang there asses out and shit down the sea. By they i mean millions of fishermen. Everytimes she touch sea water, she is touching human poop.
_RobCH_@reddit
That's the dumbest thing I've read today. You've literally fed microorganisms. What does she think fish, and other animals in the sea do? Go to the toilet?
Capable_Command_8944@reddit
What? You've got to piss in the sea. It's the law!
Routine-Cicada-4949@reddit
I was in Playa la Ropa Zihuatanejo once & suddenly had to go for a number 2.
I knew it was coming out regardless & there was usually a wait at the restaurant toilet so I dove into the sea, swam away from people & took a quick poo. It was not a solid one as I'd overdone the spicy food & margaritas (as usual).
Suddenly a load of little fish were around me, nibbling away then next thing I know all these pelican missiles were dive bombing around me going after the fish. They were not worried about seeing so close to me at all.
My wife was watching from her table by the beach having a good laugh about it.
I don't think the OPs girlfriend would like me at all. But I didn't have a choice.
mickwild562@reddit
When me and my wife was on our honeymoon in Greece 23 years ago, we both couldn't be arsed going to find the toilets, so we both just held hands, walked into the sea, had our piss then moved over slightly and had a swim. Back to our beach towels about 10mins later and nobody was non the wiser. We both found it a little thrill doing that in public and no one had a clue. Maybe your wife is a little worried about the little fishes swimming up her pee and into her pee tube đ¤ˇââď¸
ApprehensiveRule6283@reddit
You're normal and she's not
But if she is , i think it's not about this situation.
Jealous-Question-216@reddit
I'd be more concerned about the piss on the pool than in the ocean. How strong is the chlorine smell at the pool?
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/01/517785902/just-how-much-pee-is-in-that-pool
LeaderElectrical8294@reddit
She is ridiculous.
toiletboy2013@reddit
I find this a really odd thing to take issue with. Were it a poo, I might consider it socially unacceptable given that other options may be available, but urine is usually sterile anyway. It is food for bacteria, but not generally a health hazard per se.
It is worth considering that many small boats discharge their toilets (or 'heads' in nautical terms) direct into the sea and I'm not aware that any authority is looking to legislate against this : certainly it has not grabbed mass media attention.
If toilets were available, I must admit going into the sea purely to urinate strikes me as a bit eccentric.
Why is she bringing up what her parents would think? It comes across as her not having her own independent opinion, or having an opinion but projecting it on her parents : this seems a bit strange to me.
_Spiggles_@reddit
So literally every single animals in the sea takes a piss in the sea, if she thinks your tiny amount of piss will do anything she's nutsÂ
Appropriate-Captain1@reddit
Island girlie here. The rules for water. You may piss in the sea itâs salt and literally disinfects it. You may piss in a river of the water is running consistently. You may not in still bodies of water like ponds and smaller lakes.
You sink your self in to the waist and do it discreetly in the sea.
natknowsziltch@reddit
If her parents would be disgusted - hereâs a grand idea, donât tell them 𫨠I wee in the sea, itâs the sea for goodness sake
Chinchillini@reddit
Sounds pretty gross and inconsiderate to me too. It can take a little bit for pee and water to mix together so wouldn't really wanna accidentaly swim into someone's pee ideally. And yes, whales ejaculate into the ocean and fish also pee in the ocean too, but you're neither of those, so maybe just go to the toilet next time.
Genbu7@reddit
Lol, if she's upset about piss she should try to find out what other stuff is in the oceanÂ
LiveSir2395@reddit
Everybody does it. But that doesnât mean you talk about it, thatâs disgusting.
fionnkool@reddit
Obviously she is not into golden showers
btnomis@reddit
Just keep your trunks on next tune
CynicalDick@reddit
Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us. I was going to go swimming today in Gallipoli but don't want to get your pee on me!
kumalices@reddit
M8, you made my day!.
wxyz66@reddit
Just donât do it in a pool
Curious_Telephone_87@reddit
đ the comments on this are awesome. But she really doesnât know that sea life piss and poop in the ocean anyway and not to mention that unless youâre watering plants inland your pee can probably end up in the oceans or lakes anyway?
tmonz@reddit
Girlfriend seems super uptight
bezostinks@reddit
Wait till she finds out sheâs been doing it too just from the comfort of her hotel roomâŚ
JimDixon@reddit
Somebody once criticized me for pissing in the woods. We live in an area with lots of deer, not to mention bears, raccoons, skunks, squirrels, foxes, etc. Where do you suppose they all piss?
non-hyphenated_@reddit
Millions of fish shit in it.
plantsadnshit@reddit
Try like.. a million times that amount.
cramponhoovercrust@reddit
It's fine everyone wees in the sea
shiftyricktherock@reddit
Tell her how many things are decomposing in the ocean right now.
Just_Eye2956@reddit
Greek toilets empty into the sea anyway. Thatâs why you have to put the used toilet roll in the bin. âšď¸
BetAlternative8397@reddit
Ever seen a whale poop? A pee is nothing.
notodumbld@reddit
Whales pee in the ocean, a couple hundred gallons a day, and poop around 50 gallons a day. And have sex. Millions and millions of sea creatures peeing, pooping, and fkg in the ocean...
AziCrawford@reddit
Donât the fish piss in the sea?
DigitalDroid2024@reddit
The sea is 100% pure water, and for any creature to pass waste into it is truly unconscionable. You have polluted the living habitat of billions of creatures. Hang your head in shame.
MrAlf0nse@reddit
As long as you didnât stand on the beach, drop your shorts and piss into the sea from the landâŚ
DesignerElectrical23@reddit
The sea is the worlds biggest toilet
B-52Aba@reddit
Compared to the other stuff that pours into the ocean , peeing into the ocean is like pouring rain water into the ocean
Fractal_self@reddit
The ocean is full of beneficial bacteria that turns piss into nitrate that is good for the plants and seaweed so itâs really just a part of the ecosystem and does zero harm
-Fazylucker-@reddit
What does she think happens when she flushes the toilet?
SheWolfCoven@reddit
Just when I think these posts couldn't be any sillier, I get pee in the sea. 𤣠Stop telling her you peed in the sea if you know that it pisses her off. You don't have to share everything, dang!
Gold-Psychology-5312@reddit
I hope she doesn't go in the swimming pool.
DowntownBend445@reddit
Where do all of the sea animals pee??
Foreign_Plate_4372@reddit
It's acceptable if you pull your shorts down to your ankles
YoungJack00@reddit
It is absolutely normal lol even taking a dump if necessary! Once a friend of mine took a dump behind a rock and when he finished he came towards us (still in the water) and the turd kept following him like it was some kind of curse, it was absolutely hilarious đ
Mksteez92@reddit
CMDR_Elenar@reddit
No! Fuck no, that is very abnormal to the point of being absurd.
All fish and all animals' pee from rivers flow into the ocean. The damn thing is full of pee. Being angry about it is very abnormal indeed
/s - I know that wasn't what op asked
Donovane429@reddit
Dilution is the solutionâŚ..now tell her what people do in pools
hatrix@reddit
She thinks that's disgusting, there's gallons of whale ejaculate in the ocean, that's why the water is so salty.
Rude-Artichoke442@reddit
Ask any of the 3.5 trillion fish... They don't have toilets... They have the... wait for it...the sea.
Dogdaze32@reddit
Don't tell her all the things the fish do in there!!!!
mangetwo@reddit
Thereâs a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
TheDewd2@reddit
Whales piss in the ocean, probably enough to fill a swimming pool.
MyOpinionIs_better@reddit
She's jealous she doesn't have a weiner and can pee freely
harrycontrary@reddit
My family, too, have peed in the sea for generations. Our family crest even depicts this fine tradition.
Green_Apple_3647@reddit
There's a whole cruise ship with dead bodies in the bottom of the ocean somewhere. A little bit of pee won't hurt anyone.
DarkGoron@reddit
Wait until you tell her about all the whale cum that's in there.
SaltySaltyDog@reddit
LOL
-Sincerely, Florida Man
RascalsBananas@reddit
Once, I swam as far out as I dared into a lake (like 50+ meters for the beach at least), pulled my trousers down and took a shit.
That was terrible, I know. But my point is, I forgive you.
Hellalive89@reddit
Not only is it perfectly normal itâs Greek law. Your girlfriend needs to take a long hard look at her questionable morals
luckeratron@reddit
I distinctly remember my mother taking me in to the sea for a shit when I was about 4. Which says a lot about my upbringing! Wee is ok but a poo is too far.
Time-Specialist-6109@reddit
(Dont feel bad) Pretty sure the ice from my whiskey on the rocks sunk the titanic.
Tkinney44@reddit
She probably thinks it's a sin to pee in the shower too. I'm not gonna waste a flush then take a shower. I wont pee in a pool but the ocean is already a percentage of pee and poo from other animals not to mention tons of garbage, so I doubt I make a difference in that.
MyBestGuesses@reddit
The best part of swimming in the sea is fish pissing. She needs to get a grip.
androidal@reddit
Proper etiquette is to go into the sea with the waves lapping at waist height, then do a handstand to piss...
vander_blanc@reddit
Aside from my previous comment, your girlfriend is clueless. The amount of damage to the ocean that would be caused by you peeing in a toilet and flushing it has far more harm on the ocean than just peeing in the ocean. Your toilet water it treated beforehand (chemicals etc) and after to âkind ofâ clean it again before it makes its way back to the ocean. That process alone just for that flush is a couple gallons.
frsti@reddit
As my friends Kevin and Perry always say - "you've got to have a piss in the sea, it's the law"
Sangwienerous@reddit
all roads lead to mecca, and all water eventually makes its way back to the sea.
MediocreWitness726@reddit
You should tell her what all the wildlife do in the sea from hunting each other to natural bodily functions... she may never go in the sea again if she thinks a little pee in the sea is disgusting lol.
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
I think some people expect more from humans than other animals.
If I was caught shitting in your street would you accept me saying "well cats shit here".
Or do you think humans are a bit different?
It is OK to piss in the sea but your justification is silly
Brinsig_the_lesser@reddit
If it was a pit full of shit and decaying corpses I don't think people would care if you a human added a bit more shit to it
Much the same way adding a bit of additional piss to the sea is no big deal
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
A bit of shit on a massive street would be no issue. Perhaps I could pop it next to some bird shit.
Humans and animals should have the same expectations of behaviour
Brinsig_the_lesser@reddit
The problem is your analogy doesn't work, the street and the ocean are two very different thingsÂ
The ocean and the forrest would probably be a better analogy (both of which it isn't unheard of to piss in)
Also when an animal craps in the street it generally gets cleaned up, usually sooner than laterÂ
PowderedMilkManiac@reddit
If she thinks thatâs bad, wait until she finds out people pee in swimming pools too.
justme-321@reddit
Don't ever tell her that fishes fuck in it.... that would be the end.
kbone167@reddit
I once saw a fish have explosive diarrhea inside a giant saltwater decorative tank... gotta be more than one in the ocean... just tell her you're cooling off next time.
Warrant333@reddit
Your gf is weird.
letsalldropvitamins@reddit
I surf: how the fuck do you think keep warm wearing a wet suit in the Atlantic during a 6hour surf sesh? Piss in it.
Second point. Google surfers against sewage then ask her why itâs not okay for you to pee in the ocean when companies are dumping raw sewage by the tonne?
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
Doesn't the piss get cold ?
letsalldropvitamins@reddit
I guess technically? So wetsuits are watertight, so the piss will slowly mix with sea water, dilute and disperse into the sea, seawater being cold anyway. Your body keeps a thin layer of water in the suit warm (thatâs how a wet suit works) so when you piss in your suit itâs a great way to warm back up quickly if youâre getting cold during a long surf, then itâs up to you to keep moving to maintain temperature. Itâs not a perfect system tho you will eventually get cold swimming in the Atlantic in winter
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
Thanks for the info. It was a genuine question so not sure of the reason for the downvote :)
letsalldropvitamins@reddit
Happy to help! And I donât know, reddit can be weird sometimes
HelmundOfWest@reddit
Youâre in the wrong. Respect her feelings no matter how ridiculous they are. You should apologise immediately and constantly.
UnrealisticMew@reddit
vander_blanc@reddit
Your early warning system should be going off like crazy. Donât stay on in this relationship. This is an early indication of things to come. If she thinks peeing in the ocean is a big deal youâre going to have a very difficult relationship on your hands.
nervous_veggie@reddit
Itâs normal definitely but I probably wouldnât admit to it đ
theonlydeeme@reddit
Gandi said a little dirty doesn't turn the ocean dirty. Pissing in the ocean will definitely not make more dirty. She's pissed at something else that has nothing to do with you pissing in the ocean. I mean you didn't even do it infront of her that should be seen as a very respectful thing. Unless she believes that your piss is as big as the ocean itself đ
Ivy_Sapphire89@reddit
Just beware of a certain fish. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Echiura_in_Korea1.jpg
Zubi_Q@reddit
Why not use the toilet, like a normal human being?
RevolutionaryDebt200@reddit
When you think the amount of piss & shit the various sea life dumps, one bloke having a pee is nothing
Princess_Peach556@reddit
Dude itâs the ocean itâs not you peed in someoneâs pool. Everyone does it! âŚ.except maybe your gf and her family
santalucialands@reddit
This reminds me of being at all inclusive resorts (I've only been to two) where I'm at the pool bar... wondering how people are slamming beers and not getting out of the pool
No-Function223@reddit
I think she might be a bit horrified to learn there are many creatures that live in the sea that are constantly pissing and shitting in it.Â
Philipfella@reddit
LikeâŚ. does she and her family get out of the shower to go pee, how are they about cheap hotels where the John is down the hall somewhere but the hand basin in the room is just the right heightâŚ..
Late-Yogurtcloset-57@reddit
Where does she think fish and whales go!? Underwater Port-A-Potties?
xJam3zz07@reddit
If you piss in a toilet near the beach, then run back to the sea, your piss will beat you back to the sea.
ColdyBrew@reddit
thinking maybe some don't like being told about it that's fair enough also around kids playing in the sea actively pissing would be weird, otherwise all the shit that's pumped into the sea meh
s1x3one@reddit
Its normal.
EndometrialCarcinoma@reddit
Wait until she hears where they dump sewage.
wlsb@reddit
I read that peeing while underwater has a risk of causing urinary tract infections. I don't know if it's true or if it was just meant to discourage people from peeing where people swim.
sidaley@reddit
I mean. I do it. Iâd do it in a pool too. That said, if I wasnât already in there - and assuming the toilet isnât a looooong way away - Iâd probably use the toilet. Either way, itâs no big deal and she needs to chill. Involving her parentâs hypothetical opinion is a bit weird, like.. manipulating no?
puravidaamigo@reddit
Other things piss, shit, fuck and die in that water. SoâŚ.
Kittymeow123@reddit
Animals shit and die in it
Former_Treat_1629@reddit
Disgusting
mmccxi@reddit
Everyone pisses in the sea. The only difference is how long it takes to get there.
ballbagsniff@reddit
Piss away brother
blaireau69@reddit
The oceans are the ultimate solution.
F Zappa
Altruistic_Bar4931@reddit
Itâs a giant bathtub full of poop, pee, plastic and whale cum. lmao
strawbussy@reddit
did you know the ocean is actually the worlds largest graveyard? yeah.
t0ppings@reddit
I guess this isn't a popular response but I do think it's yucky unless you're already in the sea and desperate. Getting up to go to the sea to wee in it is mad. People are talking about how your piss is tiny compared to the sea, but surely the same is true for everywhere on land too?
NeatNefariousness1@reddit
Isn't the sea a toilet for whales and every other sea creature? I don't know that humans adding to it is "normal" but I don't think it has any significant impact. I also don't think it's something worth talking about, TBH.
swolebird@reddit
I got thrown out of the local pool for peeing in the deep end.
Maybe I should have jumped in first.
Prize-Staff-669@reddit
Your girlfriend is going to be shocked by the real world when she figures it out.
Captains_Parrot@reddit
There's a saying amongst scuba divers.
There are 2 kinds of people, the people who say they piss in their wetsuit and liars.
Totally normal.
dependswho@reddit
Just wondering if she thinks the marine life gets out and goes to the John.
Numerous-Character85@reddit
My husband and I pee in the sea all the time
TAROTmichaelREAD@reddit
You mean the world toilet?
jacks2224@reddit
I love pissing in the sea
8BITvoiceactor@reddit
She sounds like she doesn't know how bio-anything works. It's okay, just tell here everything in the world without clothes does the same thing.
Ih8tevery1@reddit
At least it wasn't in the sink?
aWomanOnTheEdge@reddit
There's a person out there whose jellyfish sting is now going to hurt a little bit less, thanks to you. đ¤
woodchoppr@reddit
All fish pee in the sea - and itâs disgusting! đ¤Ž
throwaway_gclu_fromg@reddit
I always do that and its the best feeling lol. My very good friend did it too
moneyshot1123@reddit
If it's good enough for the whales it's good enough for me
Dreamingareality9@reddit
I think the only abnormal thing here is vocalising youâve just pissed in the sea.
Like ok princess, Iâm sure youâve never peed in the shower either.
DotAffectionate87@reddit
Its perfectly normal and EVERYONE does it, your GF and Fam seriously gets out of the sea, walks to a restroom, does their business and walks back to the sea?
Next your gonna tell me they Don't pee in the shower either.......
seaclifftonne@reddit
You shouldnât have told her, it might be normal but nobody wants to think about the piss in the ocean when theyâre considering a swim.
BaconContestXBL@reddit
Why is nobody addressing the larger issue here?
Youâve been together for two years, who gives a fuck what her parents think?
randomcommentor0@reddit
A good rule of thumb is don't do anything you wouldn't want everyone doing. If you would be OK with it if every beach goer took a wee in the surf every two hours (roughly how often a normally hydrated person should), go for it. If that much wee in your surf would bother you, don't assume your special and it's only you, and don't.
saintnickel@reddit
She is stupid for being disgusted by that.
VegasGamer75@reddit
Wait till she finds out what trillions of lifeforms living that sea do...
IM-Vine@reddit
Your fault for telling her to begin with.
He who pisses quietly pisses uhhhh peacefully. That's what my grandpa always said.
wordfiend99@reddit
bro if youve never shit in the ocean you are truly missing out on a legit experience. sure like try to be off by yourself in a non-crowded sea but tbh its so worth it even if there are people around i say let er rip
Katiescanlon_@reddit
Kind of an overshare but does she not think abut the fact she's also swimming in fish semen?
DivineJibber@reddit
Overall itâs not that big a deal but in todays world where the masses go to places it can be more than negligible. In Blackpool, people got into a habit of taking a dump when in the sea and the council had to do something about it as the water quality deteriorated to the point where it was negative to human health.
Jayflux1@reddit
How you think it got the name Blackpool?
No-General@reddit
Is everyone in this thread insane? You were already outside⌠possibly with normal, human toilets nearby⌠and you decided, instead, to go pee in the sea. Where others were swimming, presumably. And you proceeded to tell this to your gf. I donât care if fish shit in it or whatever, I think itâs uncivilised to piss in the sea.
nahmeankane@reddit
Normal
Goodapollo503@reddit
She sounds kinda stupidâŚher family, too đ¤ˇââď¸ Iâd run for the hills, friend đťđ
andrewkpt@reddit
Leave her.. she has a small brain
ebrum2010@reddit
Wait til she finds out what the fish and whales do in there.
rygalski@reddit
Consensus seems to be that it depends on the water level relative to your body.
Which begs some interesting philosophical debates about sexism and heightism.
Is it more or less acceptable for men to piss in the sea?
Does pissing in the sea get progressively less acceptable, the taller the pisser is?
Is pissing through your trunks more or less disgusting than whipping out the aim assist?
temeluchusBCF@reddit
You may have dodged a bullet, people with really particular toilet habits tend to be complete nutcases.
Cara_Bina@reddit
FFS. The sea is full of it from other people, as well as the fish that call it home. Now, if you, personally, had dumped chemicals, or sewage in it, she would have a point. The crap we humans leave in the sea, from suntan oil, leaking oil from ships to pipe lines, to rubbish, are also worthy of being disgusted. I'm astounded that it took you two years to find out this odd "ick" factor that she has. Do yourself a favour, and do not tell her if you do it when showering!
bruhbruh12332@reddit
Peeing in the sea is normal imo. And honestly preferred if youve ever been inside one of the public restrooms by the beach. They always have a certain smell to them
MyDarlingCaptHolt@reddit
Depends.
Were you swimming and you just peed and no one could tell?
Or did you go out ankle deep, whip out your penis, and start obviously peeing where everyone could see you?
Because my friend used to do the latter, thinking it was no big deal, and it was a big fucking deal.
IMLcrypto@reddit
Ask her where do the fish piss
CareApart504@reddit
How is this white trash?!?! From its always sunny is all i can think about when i read this.
Mysterious-Okra-7885@reddit
While itâs perfectly normal to pee in the sea, maybe itâs not the best sort of thing to bring up in conversation. đ¤ˇđťââď¸
justaphil@reddit
Does she think the fish have toilets?
Dd_8630@reddit
Depends.
Did you go into the water to have a wade and a swim, with a cheeky wee unbeknownst to anyone?
Or did you go to the shore, pull your pants down, and piss on the beach like a urinal?
Because the latter one is a little uncouth.
Quick_Insurance5910@reddit
Man my gf gets pissed off with me for pissing in the sink when Iâm smashed but the sea??? Dang sonnnnnn
Marcapls21@reddit
Yes. Better that then being stung by a weird jellyfish
arbemo1958@reddit
Ffs it's a drop in the ocean. Oh, wait!
ShutUpJackass@reddit
Wee in the sea is an awesome saying
Confident_Opposite43@reddit
come on now she would be lying if she said she never pissed in the sea
Sracer42@reddit
Wait until she finds out where whales shit, she is going to go ballistic!
4204666@reddit
You shouldn't pee in the sea while submerged because you can get a nasty infection. When you open your urethra up to ocean water, it's not 100 percent one way traffic.
Raephstel@reddit
Does she realise that a lot of animals piss and shit in the sea?
I don't know how a fish would react if she tried to lecture it about its toilet habits.
SusanOnReddit@reddit
People likely do it. But they donât normally tell anyone. It is rather yucky to think of swimming in diluted pee.
underwater-sunlight@reddit
I mean, walking to the sea to go to the toilet instead of walking to an actual toilet is strange. If I am in the sea and I need to go, then I am going
Maleficent-Reply1607@reddit
If you think about how much whale, dolphin, fish, seal and polar bear piss and shit is in there it's hardly a drop in the ocean in comparison. Pardon the pun.
Wetholey@reddit
Long as you donât drink the water itâs fine
WeimSean@reddit
Wait until she finds out what all the fish are doing in there....
mikebellman@reddit
You should use the bathroom facilities like every other fish & sea mammal does. /s
Kaapstad2018@reddit
Iâd rather you pissed in the sea than the pool!
jackothebast@reddit
Pissing in the sea is like pissing in the sea. It makes fuck all difference.
Particular-Formal163@reddit
Grew up in a beach town. Don't litter, don't fuck with the sea grapes, don't fuck with the wildlife..
Pissing in the ocean? That's a right of passage. Fuck.. I've full on dropped a duece in the ocean. (No close bathrooms, deserted beach on a cold day, diarrhea...)
Tons of fish fuck, piss, shit, and die/decompose in the sea. As long as you aren't next to someone when you do it, thateres no issue with peeing in the water.
As a pool owner, I do want to say please never pee in pools. Spikes phosphates (algea food) and costs money to correct via chemicals. The ocean, though? Go for it.
BagNo4842@reddit
Cavemen pissed in the sea. You are not the first,probably 900 millionth person to do it. Seagulls and whales piss more than us in it.
Fawkinchit@reddit
And what exactly does she think the dolphins are doing in there?
OG-Brass-Monkey@reddit
It's normal. She's the weird one.
k1v1uq@reddit
from the river to the see my piss will be free!!
RedHotPlop@reddit
Wait till she learns about all the fish cum.
Infamous_Ad_6793@reddit
Thatâs pretty unreasonable. Think of the fish you monster. Even they have the decency to to get out of the water to shit and piss!
laggyx400@reddit
Sewers often lead to the sea. Entire countries empty theirs into the sea.
Common_Lime_6167@reddit
The sea is now ruined, because of you
oopsdiditwrong@reddit
I have to share this story with someone. I was on spring break in college and the beach was PACKED. MTV spring break packed. We were on the beach for hours yet no one has gone to the bathroom yet. I have no problem with this. We were polishing off cases of beer and I assumed everyone was using the ocean like normal. One of our buddies comes over embarrassed asking "guys, I noticed no one has gone to the bathroom, where should we go?" We realized he had been to the ocean but not like a beach you'd really swim in. We tell him to let it rip in the ocean. He was skeptical at first but we were like bro I'm 6 beers deep and haven't left. You gotta trust us.
He comes back way longer than it should have taken. We nudged him like hey man was the first time making you nervous? His response, "yeah it's hard to shit with so many people around"
He's a good dude, but we still fuck with him about that
Mysterious-Bed4068@reddit
Where does she think all the worlds piss and shit ends up?...
westerngrit@reddit
The ocean is just a sea with a p in it.
Fabulous-Stretch-605@reddit
Itâs is disgusting, but apparently yâall do it.
Dudeiii42@reddit
Fish fuck in it
Arrakis_Surfer@reddit
The literal first thing my SCUBA instructor said was to pee. It relaxes you so you can focus and not panic at depth. Preferably pee several times.
HugoNameless@reddit
Just asked Chatgpt how much human urin is going to get into the oceans, river and lakes every day: it say 1.200.000.000 to 2.400.000.000 liters. Just tell your gf you did your part.
Used-Goal-7672@reddit
Fish do it all the time
pomchi4@reddit
Where else would you go?!
the_immortalcowboy@reddit
This might be an unpopular opinion but if she ever sucked your dick, then itâs not really about the fact and more about appearances (I.e. donât tell her when you do it)
Sea_Puddle@reddit
Just tell her thereâs a higher percentage of shit and piss in the drinking water
Novel-Pen8811@reddit
I find it weird to announce, like why would you come back and said hey just took a leak in the sea, what you ordered. When you didnât need to mention it at all
LostEchoUK@reddit
Yep, normal and acceptable in my book. Me and everyone i know thinks the same. From the south coast UK
Hammer_beats_paper@reddit
I hope she has never been on a boat. đĽď¸
AlphaGold11@reddit
You can imagine her reaction when you share that you had a pee in the shower.
fluentindothraki@reddit
Ask her where she thinks Whales go for a piss
somerville99@reddit
Your GF is wacko. Sorry to say it.
ompompush@reddit
Why did you feel the need to tell her?
Substantial-Skill-76@reddit
Blow her mind and tell her there's a trillion fish doing the same.
Spineberry@reddit
I think I've peed in the sea every rime I've gone in it. Submerged up to the waist and going subtlely is fine in my book. I try to keep a good couple of feet away from the nearest person so that it's been well diluted by the time it gets into contact with anyone else but that's just my personal hangup. Making it obvious by dropping underwears, making a visible stream or doing a little wee dance might be a little weird.
Out of curiosity, were you whizzing through your swimwear? She may have been a little grossed out by the potential of residual pee staining the garments, which given that they woukd have been submerged in water containing a lot worse would be miniscule, I guess it's just easier to ignore those contributions compared with a known donation
chipCap1@reddit
Thereâs two types of people in this world. People who say they piss in the sea/shower. And liars.Â
Humans_Suck-@reddit
Some people just don't like salt on their hot dogs
TreadheadS@reddit
I mean, my family would think you are disgusting and I wouldn't do it but seeing the amount of people who pee in the sea on this thread we must be in the minority.
Also with the amount of shit that our water companies seem to pump into rivers then meh what's the difference
manufan1992@reddit
She maybe needs a take a chill pill - or take a piss in the sea. Red flag!Â
Trips-Over-Tail@reddit
Fish fuck in it.
conzojay1@reddit
The real question is. Who doesnt piss in the sea ?
Individual-Titty780@reddit
A mate and me were in Greece in the 90s and took a shit in the see.
sssstttteeee@reddit
Tell her fish poop in the sea. Humans are descended from fish. You are claiming your heritage.
By the way it is perfectly normal and everyone else I know that goes into the sea has a wee in the sea. It is not cool to pee in a swimming pool.
By the way where does she think the wee and poop from boats goes?
This_Tangerine_943@reddit
Do fish piss on land?
MasterJunket234@reddit
OT Is there still a lingering scent of sewage in Corfu?
Beanotown@reddit
If you were stood there ankle deep old chap in hand wazzing towards the beach I'm on your girlfriend's side buddy.
Naturestimbits@reddit
She's never heard of the River Ganges? They do a lot more than piss in that bad boy
Behold_SV@reddit
Tell her that between someoneâs HIV and her lips on a glass is some brief fairy wash in hot water if sheâs lucky.
Joshawott27@reddit
Thereâs corpses in the sea. Unless youâre hanging dong on the beach, I donât see an issue.
dotxlsx@reddit
Wait till she finds out about shower poos.
peppers_@reddit
Ya, it's gross but we all do it. Just don't #2 in it or even go into the sea if you got a dirty bum, that's super nasty.
Catatonia86@reddit
Why not go to the bar to piss ?
PiedPiper_80@reddit
We all do it, but next time go into the sea to do it rather than dropping your trousers and peeing off the dock.
Rare-City6847@reddit
Who doesn't piss in the ocean?!
KeyLog256@reddit
If you want a really romantic evening, try reading her this - https://www.grida.no/resources/5908
The Med is basically a sewer.
Looks lovely in many parts though, so doesn't stop me going in it.
ReputationLopsided74@reddit
You did what?! The same sea that I swim in?!
Wonk_puffin@reddit
Jeez fing Christ. You need to end this now! End it whilst you still can! Because a year from now when get home from a lads night out totally pissed out of your skull, 10 pints, plus chasers, and without knowing it you pissed in her wardrobe and her jewelry box, and left half a kebab on her new white carpet, then what the f do you think will happen then by comparison? You're totally F***ed at that point. Wake up!!! W A K E U P! This is your early warning sign. This is not normal!
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MrOatButtBottom@reddit
When I took my girl surfing the first time she was cold, we were on a longboard together so unzipped her wetsuit from the back and peed on her then zipped it back up.
Prize_Pie_9008@reddit
I pee in the sea, I pee in public pools and sometimes also in the shower. Would not piss in a hot tub though.
Guinnessron@reddit
We have always referred to the sea as the WWT. World Wide Toilet. You are 100% in the right.
elbapo@reddit
In corfu, around kavos is where the entire south side of the islands sewerage empties into the ocean. Your girlfriend just wants extra steps.
Actual-Stranger7656@reddit
I wouldnt walk into it just for pissing but while im in there already i would
HolyCowItsAdam@reddit
Was there a bathroom readily available? If so, you should have just gone to the bathroom like a normal civilized person.
If there was no bathroom and you had to go, no harm no foul.
trainriderben@reddit
If they think that's bad... Go find a pool with a swim up bar, you won't see anyone get out of that pool all night.
ShireHorseRider@reddit
Wow. Thatâs crazy in my mind she would be upset. Does she realize that boats only have to be 3 miles offshore in most areas to dump their poop tanks???
I heard a story which was actually worth something getting mad about⌠a ~~dude~~ proper piece of shit I knew was in Mexico with his mates. He said âhey guys watch thisâ and proceeded to drop his shorts & do an impression of a whale doing a waterspout. He had gotten Montezumas revenge and had poop the consistency of liquid.
Op, I think your peeing is one of the least disgusting things you could have done.
ArchaicInsanity@reddit
My wife shat in the sea once. We were on a scuba tour. The boat didn't have facilities and the captain had no intention of stopping. She was put in a life ring, the ring secured to the boat by rope and let to float behind, at around 15m distance. She was then free to go about her business. Not going to lie, I was a bit jealous. That kind of freedom isn't felt often.
Ambitious_Rent_3282@reddit
I pee in the bath, don't worry! :)
technohuntress@reddit
i think its fine to do that. it may not quite be normal but it should be fine
jollygoodvelo@reddit
Would you get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it? Probably not.
But there are thousands and thousands of dead bodies in the oceans, so weâre just talking about proportions.
At last count the oceans had 372 petasquillion gallons of water in them so your half pint is barely scratching the surface.
CATDOOR2022@reddit
Dump her. She sounds miserable.
x4501783@reddit
Takseee@reddit
It's totally normal.
Divxtr@reddit
General rule of thumb: Do not tell anyone you piss in: - sea - pool - sink - shower - woods
If they suspect, deny. If they have proof deny.
OdeToMelancholy@reddit
Itâs the sea⌠she sounds lovely to be around. Does she also get angry when people eat cake at birthday parties?
Nojmore@reddit
Didn't see many portajohns at the beach last I looked
TheDaemonette@reddit
She's not going to be happy when she learns how many things have sex in the sea...
GothamCityCop@reddit
As long as you aim for a passing wee floating jobby it's all good!
Confident_Purpose87@reddit
Call her dad and see.
rhodynative@reddit
Thatâs the most nuts thing Iâve ever heard, my girlfriend yelled at me for peeing in the shower, but to be fair, she was standing next to me
Euan_whos_army@reddit
What's she going to say when you tell her you piss in the shower?
Standard-Zone7852@reddit
If the water was only up to your knees I can really understand her.
ScottOld@reddit
Where does she think it ends up?
5lh2f39d@reddit
Fish fuck in it.
conh3@reddit
You meant to keep it a secret. No sympathy for you.
Glorfin-Fitz@reddit
Pissing in the seas is amazing Letâs it flow
Professional-West830@reddit
Yes it's normal what do you think all the animals in the sea do!?
RenegadeMoose@reddit
At least you didn't take an aquadump eh
sikfukkers@reddit
Think about the tens of thousands of bodies in the ocean đ¤
wintermute023@reddit
Does she think the fish get out to take a piss?
StrikngRide@reddit
Ah, the classic 'to pee or not to pee' in the sea debate! đ Honestly, itâs probably more common than people admit, but itâs one of those unspoken rules where no one really talks about it. Your girlfriendâs reaction might just come down to different perspectives on what's acceptable. Maybe next time, keep it a secret? đ
a_portuguese_abroad@reddit
Your girlfriend sounds like a proper đend
Bertbee90@reddit
I mean⌠itâs the sea⌠Iâm pretty sure there are worse things in there than pee!
Nocturtle22@reddit
In the sea is fine, from the pier is not.
OriginalMandem@reddit
When you consider all the raw sewage being pumped into the sea... đ¤
rubyslippers208@reddit
Run.
Cadmus_90@reddit
A lot of beaches may not have an easily accessible (or clean) public toilets, your GF is being daft. It's completely normal, I just go out for a swim away from anyone else and it's fully discrete.
ZackaWacka@reddit
The sea is natures toilet. Nbd
Negative-Effect-7401@reddit
Does she not know that all the sea animals do worse things in the sea?
Relevant-Ad-8137@reddit
Pfft ive been in the pool for a wee before. Fucking amateur.
GreensideBob@reddit
âYouâve gotta have a piss in the sea, itâs the lawâ
Zealousideal_Act9610@reddit
Literally everyone does this, I donât know why shes acting so surprised.
Conscious_Box_1480@reddit
You should just have done it without telling her
FrankSarcasm@reddit
Does your girlfriend know that all the sealife that has died in the sea. It's actually a cemetery.
Humble_Tomatillo_323@reddit
Thereâs an age old saying⌠thereâs two types of people⌠those who pee in the sea⌠and dirty f****n liars.
stairway2000@reddit
Me and my girlfriend find this very funny đ¤Ł
Everyone pisses in the sea. It covers like 2/3 of the planet, the capacity of your bladder isn't going to do much.
FutureDemocracy4U@reddit
Haha. Years ago, I was in Mexico on a snorkeling tour with a group. The water was beautiful crystal blue, and the sun gave visibility to the bottom. Soon as I hit the water, the urge to pee hit really hard. I stayed back from the group a little so I could let it go, and go, and go. I started to swim away and looked back to see a large, green mass of water, perfectly highlighted by the sun, as another tour group was swimming up right behind me. The group parted as they got closer. đŹ I was modified but can laugh about it now. 𤣠I think the ocean is a cesspool.
_Monsterguy_@reddit
Oh, she's going to be disappointed when she hears what the water companies are doing.
andajames@reddit
A window into your future with a controlling person. I'd bounceÂ
PackageNarrow7665@reddit
You can stain your bathing suit like that though
uorderitueatit@reddit
Itâs weird you told her
jbc10000@reddit
Don't let your GF know what fish do in the water. They fuck in it.
AntimatterCorndog@reddit
Yeah all the fish get out of the ocean and piss in toilets.
FlippingPossum@reddit
I pee in the ocean. I pee in the river. I do not pee in the pool.
As a woman, it is a hell of a lot easier to pee in the water than to find a toilet (or use a bucket on the boat).
rem082583@reddit
Dude we went to a sandals resort at st Lucia they had a swim up bar letâs just say I never went to the bathroom and neither did the other 70 people that were out there
Arrabella4@reddit
Pee in the sea is the least of your worries
CrackedUboat@reddit
I bet the Queenâs done it many times. Itâs fine.
Fit-Dragonfruit-4405@reddit
Wait until she finds out that fish poop in the sea. Not to mention all or rotting corpses of humans and animals out there.
shuckster@reddit
You wouldnât be the first.
itsyaboi69_420@reddit
Donât tell her you had a shit in there as well then.
matkin02@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the hard-to-master aqua dump...
coochiesmoocher@reddit
We spend a lot of time on our boat and everyone announces when they're going to jump in and pee. I think partly so people don't swim downstream while it's happening, but also so everyone can make jokes about it.
SmokeGSU@reddit
She's aware that fish piss and shit and eating and leave corpses of half-eaten other fish in the ocean, right?
AngryChickenPlucker@reddit
She isn't going to like golden showers.
Steelfist24@reddit
Live in Spain, everyone goes into the sea to pee. Everyone I know that lives her both expats and local will straight up say to eachother oh I need a pee and go get in the sea.
zubeye@reddit
it's doomed, get your affairs in order, neither side is wrong but you are on opposite sides
leodis74@reddit
Why is the sand wet?
Because the sea wee'd đ
mickmoon@reddit
you come from a long line of sea pissers, don't let any person stand in the way of family tradition
Gerrards_Cross@reddit
Should be ok, so long as you didnât squat at the edge of the high water mark and take a massive shit
only_lurking86@reddit
Don't let her look up the amount of dead bodies in the sea.... personally, that freaks me out waaaayy more than a bit of piss!
Otchy147@reddit
Can we get an important clarification.. "In" the sea or "into" the sea. Big difference.
Chappo5150@reddit
She fuckin uptight! Who gives a fuck about a drop of piss in a giant ocean. Must be fun to be around at parties...
Nannyhirer@reddit
Weeing in a pool- selfish and gross. The sea? Free for all. Pee for all.
robb_the_bull@reddit
Wait until she hears what the fish do in there.
Limp-Bedroom@reddit
Tell her to fucking grow up
LukasJackson67@reddit
What did fish do?
I actually had a fit of diarrhea in Mallorca and swam 100 yards out and shit in the see.
Beer-Milkshakes@reddit
The sea is quite literally the graveyard of the earth and sand under a microscope is the ground down remains of basically everything.
The_Infinite_Carrot@reddit
Pissing in the sea is fine. Just donât take a shit in there.
JSJ34@reddit
The thing is no one wants to see you stand and pee at waters edge even if itâs the sea! Youâd be exposing yourself , which is a crime
If you went in Swimming and peed then donât tell anyone! Ainât nobody need to know and the sea will wash it all away
Itâs Ask U.K. - so question is about societal norms and in U.K. then I beg you no need to say âHey Iâm doing something you may find grossâ even if given amount of water and itâs the sea it isnât actually harming anyone.
Hanah4Pannah@reddit
A lot of animals pee in the sea.
JCSkyKnight@reddit
Yes itâs perfectly normal. The mistake was telling someone.
stars_among_static@reddit
Its absolutely normal, the sea is filled with waste from the animals that live in it. Its the same with any body of water really. Ive peed in lakes and rivers
Stunning-Profit8876@reddit
Assuming you were in the sea, not standing on the beach pissing into the sea, I can't really see the problem. Where does she think the animals that live in the sea piss?
beardymo@reddit
Where does she think the fish are peeing?
whirlygiggler@reddit
You need to continue doing it Corfu/Med waters need all the of warming it can get
Double-Lake-3522@reddit
Wait till she finds out all the fish piss in the ocean.
MrMeeeeSeeeeks@reddit
Fish do it. Does she get mad at fish?
BAALDA@reddit
I'm confused as to why the parents would be disgusted came up. Unless they were in the water near him when he did it đŻđ¤
hassan_26@reddit
"I was just sick in my mouth". It happens to everyone, just don't go around announcing it.
gumbohead1@reddit
Run buddy run
Tight_Crow_7547@reddit
Why does she think the sea is salty?
TheNeonRipper@reddit
Wait until she hears what sea creatures do in the sea... she's going to be livid!
cankennykencan@reddit
Tell her I've had a shit in the sea numerous amounts of time
Big-Finding2976@reddit
What you did wrong was tell her. If you hadn't, nobody would've known so they couldn't be disgusted.
Aggravating-Main9599@reddit
Did you ask her why?
Throwaway_tequila@reddit
Everyone here is missing the larger point. You donât double down on insignificant things that bother your girl. Itâs not worth the victory.
thedummyman@reddit
Somebody needs to explain to your girlfriend exactly what your local UK water company means when they talk about âspillingâ (intro streams, rivers and the sea).
There is small brook near me with a typical flow rate of about 2.5 million cubic litres per day, my local water company admits to âspillingâ up to 1 million cubic litres of untreated sewage per day into the brook, and to âspillingâ on over 300 days last year. Your wee in the sea really does not even register.
guinness-and-cheddar@reddit
Every time a blue whale ejaculates, it releases around 5.4 gallons of semen. She has other things to worry about besides your tinkles.
aciddolly@reddit
She's weird for finding it so disgusting, but you're weird for announcing it
NorthernCobraChicken@reddit
Really? For taking a piss in the ocean?
She does realize the ocean is essentially fish sperm soup, right?
OopsAllLegs@reddit
Peeing in the sea is natural. Even the fish do it.
Just wait until your GF hears about all of the fish sperm floating in that sea.
death_by_mustard@reddit
How old is she? Because we were raise on: âevery little bit countsâ said the little old lady as she peed in the sea
Weedwacker01@reddit
Went fishing on a mates boat, amazing feeling pissing into the vast expanse from the bow of a ship.
anonymoos_username@reddit
Wait till she finds out people do it in the POOL
jingowatt@reddit
Your gf is a stupid cunt.
Modderkruipertje@reddit
So it is you and your family?! Humanity was searching for the culprits for many generations!
NiceDolphin2223@reddit
If it's where people swim, might be kind of inappropriate, if not, she's being unreasonable
RetiredFromIT@reddit
It's only rude if you do it from the end of the pier.
inigo_humperdink@reddit
The sea is full of pee, yours and the pee of the sea creatures who live where you peed. Itâs not the local pool for goodness sakes.
feltsandwich@reddit
Studies show that sea water is already as much as 70% fish piss, so I think you're fine.
Crazy_Drop7934@reddit
Just leave her. She is not normal
Proper_Dimension_341@reddit
Its a literal drop in the ocean. Worse things than piss in the sea
hey-yoh@reddit
Tell your GF that sheâs comfortable with some ratio of dead corpses to water and that sheâs also swimming in the piss of all the sea life.Â
Likes_to_smile@reddit
I mean where I live South West Water pumps pretty much raw sewerage straight out into the sea that has caused several outbreaks of awful sickness and rashes amongst local sea swimmers. And I live in a place considered a British beauty spot that tourists flock to visit from around the world. So I wouldnât worry about a drop of pee đ¤ˇđťââď¸đ¤Ł
Emergency-Custard176@reddit
Did you ask her what she supposes the fish are doing?
Any_Cauliflower_6337@reddit
I piss in the sea every time I go swimming in the sea. Ocean yes. Swimming pool no.
Bourboniser@reddit
Just remember, thereâs a huge difference between peeing in the ocean and peeing into the ocean.
LopsidedEquipment177@reddit
You have a strange girlfriend. Her family are strange, too. What an unusual thing to be "disgusted" about.
wumbologist-2@reddit
I mean if there were restrooms available at the beach I would have went there. If not the ocean is made of the pee.
lefthandedciggie@reddit
In the USA here, so I'm uncouth af. I live in the Gulf Coast, where beaches are plentiful, and getting in the water comes with the knowledge you're entering into a cesspool of oceanic proportions. I never thought twice about peeing in the water.
JDBall55@reddit
Upgrade girlfriend! My wife said "what the fuck's wrong with her".
Key_Effective_9664@reddit
Why dont you take a dump in it as well. Is that a normal thing to do?Â
Sufficient_Pound@reddit
She should meet my cousin. He got out of the ocean to pee.
more_beans_mrtaggart@reddit
I went on a pub crawl in Tewkesbury, UK, and after lots of beers the seal had to be broken as we were walking from one pub to another.
So thereâs this bridge in the town, and the river is 20m below. So we were stood on the bridge arching it into the river below and having a good laugh.
Then there was a rustle of nylon behind us, and two policemen stood there. They wisely told us not to turn around and to finish peeing.
We then got an earful about being idiots, not having respect blah blah blah. We got let off, and the pub crawl continued a little more responsibly.
Theswansescaped@reddit
Pissing in the sea: fine
Pissing into the sea: not fine
J200J200@reddit
What does she think fish do? Get out and go to a porta potty?
Kudasai76@reddit
Peeing in the sea is generally considered harmless for both the environment and people. Human urine is mostly water with small amounts of electrolytes and urea, which naturally break down in large bodies of water. The oceanâs vastness and its natural processes can easily dilute and neutralize the small amounts of urine.
However, itâs good to avoid doing so in enclosed or small bodies of water, like lakes or pools, as they lack the same vast dilution capabilities. Also, in sensitive ecosystems like coral reefs, chemicals in urine could potentially cause minor harm. But in the open sea, itâs usually no big deal.
MeatWaterHorizons@reddit
man your wizz is so diluted as soon as it touches the sea water it's basically nothing. Not only that but there is far worse floating around in sea water than some random dudes wizz.
Deep-Ebb-4139@reddit
So when sheâs in the ocean and really needs a wee she will come out of the water, dry off and walk to the nearest toilet?! Right, sure she does.
k8blwe@reddit
Remember. The sea only tastes salt because whales produce gallons of cum
stuaird1977@reddit
I hope the reason for pissing in the sea was it was closer than the pool
Thing1_Tokyo@reddit
homeycuz@reddit
Do you have to tell her about it?
gurlwhosoldtheworld@reddit
Do you go to your friends house and piss in it? Why you pissing in the fishes house? LOL
Obviously people do it, but it's a bit weird to go in purposely to pee when you could've walked to the bathroom, and it's DEF weird to tell anyone!! Next time stay quiet about it lol.
(side note, for females it's not a smart idea to pee in water because you open your urethral canal and can make you get a UTI, not sure for men).
GoldenGolgis@reddit
I live at the seaside so I know the correct British etiquette:
1) Rise from spot on beach 2) Amble towards sea 3) Inch into sea with your elbows up high, wincing at every wave and splash 4) Stand still for a bit to check your gusset area stays mostly under the waves as they undulate 5) This is your moment. Put your hands on your hips and look around as though admiring the view, whilst widdling with abandon. 6) Look around at view for at least another 60 seconds post-wee, maybe shielding your eyes with your hands, or smiling and shaking your head at the beauty of it all. This serves 2 functions: convincing everyone you really needed to see the view whilst waist high in the water, and also gives a few waves for the warm cloud of wee to waft away from you 7) Turn and wave at your folks on the beach as if they have called you back 8) Exit sea
Vegetable_Exam4629@reddit
Dude, the amount of sewage that ends up going in the sea (litteral shit) and she's worried about a little bit of pee??
Strong-Valuable9400@reddit
Tell her to get fucked
wytewydow@reddit
Every other animal is out there pissing and shitting. You do you.
DukeofMemeborough@reddit
As Kevin and Perry Go Large taught us, youâve got to have a wee in the sea - itâs the law. Just donât stand too near to anybody else and try not to do a poo
robotwarlord@reddit
Everyone pisses in the sea
MediumRare-Steak@reddit
As long as you werenât standing on the sand with your dry feet, pissing into the ocean⌠I donât see a problem with it.
Plus-Dare-2746@reddit
As long as you didn't shit in the sea, I reckon you're fine. It would be embarrassing if it came floating past....
MenthoL809@reddit
Are you both 10 years old? The fuck am I reading here đ¤Śđťââď¸
VegetableWeekend6886@reddit
My dad has this great story he loves to tell about when I was a toddler he took me into the sea to take a poop and all these tropical fish came up to eat it I really enjoyed it apparently
Charming-Diet-7106@reddit
Donât make that gf a wife
Admirable-Half-2762@reddit
Wow you gf is overreacting.
ScholarOk4307@reddit
There's alot worse things you could be doing, like chatting to another bird at the bar đ she needs to get over herself!
100daydream@reddit
Actively going into the sea to do it is a secret we keep to ourselves. Youâre the first human to actually admit to it.
Doing it while youâre already in there is cool though.
hawkisgirl@reddit
supersonic-bionic@reddit
Who cares about her family lol
Fleurlamie111@reddit
I confirm I am female and also wee in the sea if necessary.
ArCKAngel365@reddit
Youâre contributing biological material full of nutrients into an ecosystem. Itâs arguably better than pissing into a toilet for it to be processed and filtered chemically.
draenog_@reddit
Have you ever heard of eutrophication?
ArCKAngel365@reddit
Honestly no but just had a read. Very interesting
draenog_@reddit
Ah, fair. That's the reason that there are such stringent restrictions on farmers applying fertilisers to their fields and why it's so ecologically devastating that water companies keep filling rivers with shit.
It's not just the bacteria affecting the health of swimmers and aquatic life, it's also the influx of nitrogen causing algal blooms and starving rivers of oxygen.
vagDizchar@reddit
Our cat litter is like sand and when our cats pee in it they tilt their head to the side. So when we're in the ocean we call it using the sand and we tilt our heads to the side and give a vacant stare so you know that we're peeing.
inteteiro@reddit
What if a fish swims through your piss then it gets caught and I unknowingly buy your fillet of piss fish
Wills4291@reddit
Kinda weird to me to go into the sea with the intent of peeing. I wouldn't get out to pee though.
usernameiswhocares@reddit
Everyone pees in the ocean!
Justvisitingfriends1@reddit
Blow her mind with this little fact. The water we drink today did at some point pass through a dinosaur. There is no new water created on earth, and it is all recycled. So you are just putting back what you have taken out đ¤Ł
LloydChristmas666666@reddit
lol. You ever see the people wading around at waist level? What do you think theyâre doing?? lol.
Alone-Discussion5952@reddit
Yer Dah pees in the sea and yer maw gets mad
Gloomy-Commission296@reddit
I'm guessing your girlfriend and her family also believe that if you pee in a swimming pool the water will turn red! As most of us know, it doesn't!
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
I remember during a swimming lesson, I must have been about 8.
I decided to take a piss and it immediately was obvious, large piss colour puddle floating away from me. Perhaps the chemicals were off that day.
I blamed the lass behind me, teacher believed me and told her off.
One of my most dastardly schemes.
Competitive_Art_4480@reddit
Bollocks
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
Why on earth would I lie about that?
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
Of course it doesn't, you just get a yellow cloud billowing out of your costume.
theycallmewhoosh@reddit
Point out all of the yachts you can see there in corfu then inform your GF that they all dump urine and Shit. Also Corfu has raw sewage pipes running from the island into the sea.
Source: 12 of my family members live there.
tigbit72@reddit
Bitch is dumb. Weâve been sea-peeing for millenia.
Novel_Individual_143@reddit
I think sea-pissing is something that should be broached before marriage so that all the parents can voice where they stand.
Eryeahmaybeok@reddit
Fish pee, shit and cum in the sea, toxic waste gets dumped in it - point out to her the small fishing boats bobbing around Corfu, how many of those have toilets?
Also you're just over the sea from Lybia which is a large departure point for illegal immigration which means there are innumerable human bodies decomposing in the sea you're in at any one time.
Peeing is fine - but not shit
behavedave@reddit
Uhhh, you piss in a loo, the water company say there's a deluge and flush it into the river and it runs down to the oceans any how. If it is treated it festers in a concrete pit then it gets pumped out to sea, your just cutting out the ceremony.
Evidencebasedbro@reddit
Not toilet at the back of the bar??
rlyfckd@reddit
Completely normal.
Do it all the time. Everyone I've known does it too.
SomchaiTheDog@reddit
Hello welcome to Things We Don't Tell People.
We all do it, we all know it, we don't talk about it.
Historical_Bench1749@reddit
It depends how deep you stood, if you were ankle deep showing off your range then bad. If youâre happily stood waist height or above all is good.
Iâm a scuba diver, what do you think we do in our wetsuit when thereâs no other option with all that pressure?
d4ng3r0u5@reddit
You and a zillion fish.
EffigyOfUs@reddit
Itâs the sea đ who tf cares hahaha
funnytoenail@reddit
There are two sides to this coin.
Decorum - I think, if the sea was right out of the restaurant, and all the patrons and beach goers can see you whip it out, yea thatâs a bit weird.
Practicality - but if youâre already in the water, I say why not
TheTerminatorJP@reddit
Normal stuff, some people are a bit uptight. Look at all the sewage that gets put in the sea.
MrTrendizzle@reddit
Ow boy! Just you wait until she finds out that people shit in the ocean and the amount of waste dumped in by companies...
Even if you had used the bar's toilet i would bet my life it's a pipe direct to the ocean anyway.
TurqoiseJade@reddit
Donât tell her what else is in there
Praesumo@reddit
I wonder where your girlfriend thinks all the toilet water runs to (after treatment to clean up the #2s, of course)
Marcvambe@reddit
My 3 year old said he needed a wee at the beach so I held him while he did. My 3 year old forgot to mention he also needed to shit and surprised me and the group of teenage girls next to us
rjmythos@reddit
Peeing in the sea wouldn't bother me too much, but the inability to wash your hands afterwards would ick me out a little. Hope you had hand sanitizer with you. If you were within like, five minutes of an alternative I would definitely find it weird to actively choose the sea though. Maybe it's a man thing đ
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
How do you wash your hands if you pee on a hike where there's no infrastructure, running water, buildings for miles in every direction?
rjmythos@reddit
Hand sanitizer like I mentioned in the post...
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
Why's this different than the sea then?
rjmythos@reddit
I literally said the idea of pissing in the sea didn't bother me too much? It was only when people started saying they piss through their swim shorts and rinse off in the salt water that I started to find it strange. If you were pissing your hiking shorts I'd be finding that unacceptable no matter how much hand sanitizer you used afterwards.
BoringTruckDriver@reddit
But his hands are in the sea, probably not touching his junk. I'm probably being a little presumptuous but I doubt he's wading in ankle-deep, dropping his shorts and helicoptering piss onto unsuspecting families.
rjmythos@reddit
His hands are in the sea... right next to where he is pissing? And I assume he has to pull his dick out of his shorts and put it back.
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
Wow that's a hell of a long dick if he needs to do that đđđ
BoringTruckDriver@reddit
All of him is in the sea, next to where he's pissing, never mind his hands.
Pissing in the sea isn't my thing but as a penis-owner myself, I doubt highly he would need to remove it from his shorts.
rjmythos@reddit
I mean, that just makes it extra weird then for me. He's literally standing in his own piss having pissed his clothing. I hadn't even thought of that! đ
I assume he swam around in a non-pissy bit to wash off afterwards. It all just seems a lot of effort when in another comment he has said he was five minutes away from the hotel.
BoringTruckDriver@reddit
I guess logically, it would be diluted instantly to near nonexistence, especially if, like you said, he moved over to a non-pissy bit. Shitting in the sea, however, would be a bit different. The sea won't instantly dilute that sin.
benthicmammal@reddit
Being chased back to shore by forbidden driftwood is an experience I canât recommend.
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
Underrated comment
HeavyHevonen@reddit
You can quite easily piss in the sea without using your hands
rjmythos@reddit
I'm intrigued. Do you just piss through your shorts or boxers or whatever then?
HeavyHevonen@reddit
Can do, but you can easily pull down the shorts from the waist. When you're in the ocean you don't need to point towards a bowl.
rjmythos@reddit
Genuinely illuminating thank you!
Competitive_Alps_514@reddit
Salt water is more than enough.
ColossusOfChoads@reddit
It's totally hands free, though. The sea is your full-body bidet!
disgustandhorror@reddit
The ocean is just the Mother Piss, the great piss from which all lesser pisses flow and to which all piss must return
beaky_teef@reddit
Whoâs her dad, fucking King Neptune?
Dazzling-Ad6085@reddit
It the only way we get warm when on our winter season swims.
gillianhanna@reddit
Just been sailing for a week around the Greek islands and it's normal to open up the tanks to let out out all the bodily fluids and not so fluid stuff into the sea.. yuk but hey the water is still as clear and glass at the shores.. so year go ahead. We all do it. Trust me
El_Rompido@reddit
Mate of mine always used to swim out to take a dump. I didnât believe him when he swam off from the group one time and was still for a good few minutes, saying that was what he was doing. So I swam over to check and sure enough a floater with sweetcorn was there đ
Started puking on top of it, to make it even worse.
SSFL13@reddit
Iâm on your girlfriendâs side. But after reading all the comments apparently Iâm the weirdo. Perhaps Iâm missing outâŚ
Goldennugget87@reddit
She sounds like a happy go lucky sort of girl
Acceptable-Bat-9577@reddit
The fish and other mammals not only pee but crap in the ocean, too.
omguserius@reddit
...
Just show her a video of mussels jizzing into the water or something
nail_in_the_temple@reddit
She was at the bar. Bars have toilets. So instead of going to a bathroom like a civilized person you decided to make an effort to piss in a sea
Imo its excusable when youâre already in the sea and too lazy to find a bathroom, but you intentionally went there
Im on your gfs side, its disgusting
Kinky-Green-Fecker@reddit
Look at what the Water Companies pump into the Fecking Sea @Presnt ' And get Angry at that ' !
beneyh@reddit
As if she has NEVER EVER pissed in the sea.
tcpukl@reddit
Don't tell her that's where all the animals in the ocean even shit let alone piss.
Most human waste goes in the sea as well, that isn't treated and recycled into our tap water.
Swimming pools are different entirely.
TheOnlyNadCha@reddit
Many people do it, people have sex in it, some people even crap there, so everyone should know the sea is full of foul things.
But I still donât want to hear it, thank you đ
AggressiveStagger@reddit
I think your GF is overreacting.
You should dump her and move to Canada.
Sol1forskibadee@reddit
Christ. Good luck with her.
Top_Brilliant1739@reddit
Do it with authority for all to see from the top of a rock face.
menthol_patient@reddit
Where does she think the fish pee?
Good_Evening_4145@reddit
Your piss in the sea will travel the world. Which then you can refer to as "world piss".
Liddlebirdie@reddit
Peeing in the ocean is one of my top 5 favorite things to do. Family feud surveyed 100 people and your girlfriend was the only person who doesnât pee in the sea
azarza@reddit
if there are bathrooms available you should use those, as beaches with a lot of people tend to get gross. if there are no bathrooms it's a free for all
HeresN3gan@reddit
Whales ejaculate in the sea, why do you think it's so salty đ
Baron_Harkonnen_84@reddit
Why would you piss directly into the ocean? Are you that much of couth? Why don't you piss in the shower like the rest of us do, so it can wash down the drain to join up with the toilet flushes, and eventually end up in the sea.
iriestateofmind925@reddit
It's normal
YammothyTimbers@reddit
When you go to the toilet it also ends up in the sea.
n77_dot_nl@reddit
I'd say go along with what you started, every time your gf goes for a swim rub it in with watch out for my pee
geckograham@reddit
Just wait until she sees what all those whales are doing in it.
Longjumping_Pool6974@reddit
Pretty normal. Most people do it when at the beach
InvalidNameUK@reddit
She should count herself lucky. One of my friends has a piss in the sea In front of everyone, except he was stood up and only mid calf deep at best. He'd also had a berrocca so it was bright fucking orange.
ElusiveDoodle@reddit
Clearly you need to wade back in and retrieve it with a plastic bag. Empty it on the beach.
Wait till your GF finds out what fish do in that water though. Updates please.
more_than_just_a@reddit
We've got a song in my family that one must sing whilst going so that anyone in the immediate vicinity knows to back away a bit. But literally like 2 steps.
Doesn't she know about all the dead stuff in there?
CatMom921@reddit
The ocean is basically whale n fish pee anyway
uberdavis@reddit
Sounds like she and her family need a basic lesson in organic chemistry.
OkCoconut1122@reddit
Pollutant
Efficient-Public-829@reddit
Just donât tell her you pee in the ocean anymore. And make sure youâre next to her when you do it.
Teembeau@reddit
What? It's full of dead animals, fish jizz and fish piss. Your pee will be diluted across a million gallons of water within hours with all the other disgusting stuff in there. It's not like pissing in the pool.
This is like this current obsession with water companies dumping the odd bit of sewage in rivers and the sea. It gets diluted very quickly. As long as you know not to be around for a couple of days, it's absolutely fine.
Shitelark@reddit
Thousands of tons of human excrement is not the same as the contents of one blokes bladder.
Teembeau@reddit
I don't know if it's "thousands of tons" but relatively speaking, it's miniscule. If I took you to 10 rivers or parts of oceans and told you that 3 days ago, a water company had dumped sewage in two of them, you would not be able to tell which it was.
Shitelark@reddit
I've found the Thames Water shareholder. Throw him into the river.
Teembeau@reddit
Haha. I'm not. Terrible investment for one thing. It just ain't an issue. And OK, they could spend a ton of money to make sure they don't do it, 100% but that's going to get fed through to your water bill.
AnticipateMe@reddit
"It just aint an issue"
Yes it is, it is a big issue, and that isn't an opinion, it's a fact. It's cemented in history as a fact and no one will rewrite that lol. Plus, I've already stated that you don't know a single thing about the topic, otherwise you wouldn't sit here pretending it's a non-issue.
It is somewhat of an issue though, think of a spectrum, it's impossible for it not to be an issue, and it's impossible for it to be the biggest issue mankind has ever faced, it's on the scale of "this is pretty fucking bad but it's fixable, and will take time".
To sit there and say "this isn't an issue" is just plain dumb, and I don't mean to insult your intelligence but I have to, because you haven't spent more than a microsecond looking into it to see why people are saying it's bad, you haven't looked into how much damage is being caused and how many people's health/lives are at risk because of it.
AnticipateMe@reddit
Wtf
You went from making a good point to misunderstanding the damage water/sewage companies cause.
Just because you can physically take someone to a river or a lake and they can't physically see the contamination doesn't mean it's not there?
Bro I'll piss in your water, but I'll also drink lots of water myself so it's not yellow when it comes out, you can't see it so it's safe to drink.
Same exact logic
Teembeau@reddit
Do you drink river water?
AnticipateMe@reddit
I drink water that's filtered and treated
Teembeau@reddit
So how much does it matter that rivers have a tiny percentage of human waste in them?
AnticipateMe@reddit
A lot... like a fucking shit ton?
https://www.sas.org.uk/water-quality/water-companies-shocking-stats/
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/water-and-sewerage-companies-in-england-environmental-performance-report-2021/water-and-sewerage-companies-in-england-environmental-performance-report-2021
"Since 2015 the Environment Agencyâs prosecutions against water companies have secured fines of over ÂŁ138 million. We are increasing inspections of sewage treatment works; insisting that the companies put monitors on all their storm overflows, both on the network and at sewage treatment works and make the data public; and we have also begun the countryâs largest ever investigation into environmental crime, involving all the companies, where we are looking at whether they have knowingly and deliberately broken the law in relation to the treatment and discharge of sewage." - UK Gov
"Serious water quality pollution incidents (category 1 and 2) from sewerage and water supply assets increased to their highest number since 2013 (Figure 1). This rise is contrary to our performance expectation to trend towards zero. This was first set out to water companies in 2013 (for the period 2015 to 2020) and repeated in WISER (issued in 2017) for the period 2020 to 2025. Serious incident numbers remain far too high. In 2021:
"We use the EPA to ensure that water companies meet several core requirements and to highlight where they are not. As two thirds of the sector were rated no better than requiring improvement (2 stars) or poor (1 star), this was clearly a challenge for most companies in 2021.
This is the first year we are reporting on the revised EPA (for 2021 to 2025). We have deliberately tightened metric thresholds to set stretching targets that will push companies to meet regulatory requirements and our expectations. During this EPA period the challenge will increase to ensure companies achieve better environmental outcomes. Companies cannot be complacent with static performance and expect the same results. We welcome companies that are innovating to meet current and future challenges however this should not be at the detriment of complying with the law." - UK Gov (Once again)"
"Water utilities in England and Wales released untreated sewage into English rivers 464,056 times in 2023. United Utilities discharged raw sewage into English waters 97,537 times over a period of more than 650,000 hours that year. Due to growing concern over the number of sewage discharges into English waterways, the UK government announced the Storm Overflows Discharge Reduction Plan. The plan aims to eliminate 40 percent of raw sewage overflows into rivers by 2040." - Statista
So tell me, if it's not as bad as you say it is, why would the UK gov for example introduce the Storm Overflows Discharge Reduction Plan?
A lot of this is UK based, which shouldn't matter, because geography doesn't care where sewage is dumped, chemistry doesn't care, the impact is relevant regardless of the area before you pull out the "but that's in the UK i'm talking about another place like the US".
I don't understand why someone who isn't clued up on anything remotely relatable to the topic would even try to argue facts/points when they don't know a single thing. You don't know ANYTHING, leave the convo mate
AnticipateMe@reddit
A lot... like a fucking shit ton?
Combat_Orca@reddit
Everyone does it except your girlfriend and her weird family
bg555@reddit
Wait until she learns where fish pee, lol. Btw, I legit had to google do fish pee and the answer is yes they do đ¤Łđ¤Ł
CountryMusicRules@reddit
I wouldn't do it.
TrackNinetyOne@reddit
Fish do it, what's the problem!
Zoky88@reddit
I take it your girlfriend isn't into watersports then?
Sunlit53@reddit
Sheâll be appalled when she finds out what fish do in it.
knowittodoit@reddit
Everything goes into the sea. A shit of chemicals, waste, sewage which contains her pee too.
Pebbley@reddit
Don't tell her about the debris from the amount of rotting human bodies in the sea, plus all the sea life defecating. And yes, we learn do wee in the sea from childhood.
GMoI@reddit
I mean with the water cycle and how long life has been on earth and how all currently known live uses water as its solvent. Most likely all the water on earth has at some point been excreted by one or many living creatures. Also it's the ocean, things live in the ocean and the animals don't nicely store and treat their waste. Your piss in said ocean is the least disgusting thing in there most likely.
buttfacenosehead@reddit
Does she think "chicken of the sea" means there's a real chicken in the sea? I've seen this movie before.Might want to keep your options open. Being hot can only take the relationship so far.
My_sloth_life@reddit
Completely normal. Has she a concept of all the animals in the sea? Where does she think they go to the loo? Or die for that matter!
Necessary_Basis@reddit
I went paddle boarding in maui a couple months ago and saw a human shit floating
ItsUs-YouKnow-Us@reddit
Hasnât all the water on the planet passed through at least 10 people?
SpamJavelin00@reddit
What does she think fish do ? I once had a dump in the sea of corfu (benitses 1983 ). I went round the corner behind a rock and it floated by a few mins later , like a brown shark.
beetus_gerulaitis@reddit
Peeing in the sea is fine.
Peeing NEAR the sea is not fine.
beepboopbeep9@reddit
Now jizz in the sea
Jakeii@reddit
Maybe let her know what all the yachts do with their toilets, most toilets on yachts go straight out into the sea and not into a tank. Pro-tip never swim in a marina!
ResaPixi@reddit
Piss right ahead.... We all do it, even the ones who don't want to admit it... đđđ¤Ł
ButterRolla@reddit
BicycleLive3380@reddit
Most boats have sea toilets where itâs just pumped in to the sea.
anythingforher36@reddit
Even if someone drinks it, the water is inherently salty. No big deal.
Jebus1000@reddit
Where do the fish pee? There's probably more urine in your local public swimming pool
Decent-Product@reddit
Now tell her where the sewers in Corfu end...
internalpatterns@reddit
In Sitges I swam past a whole human turd. Donât do that. But a piss in the ocean is exactly that, so no worries there đ
daddydonuts1@reddit
She sounds like a bit of a control freak tbh.
limepark@reddit
If it makes you feel any better, my Greek wife does it and also informs me all her friends do to.
Trick-Flight-6630@reddit
She sounds uptight. Having said that, I'd have just gone toilet. Walking in to the sea seems a little unnecessary if you were both stood at the bar.
NoTrain1456@reddit
Show your girlfriend the sewage alerts that happen every time it rains and that's not just pee.
ALA02@reddit
You might as well get pissed at people for polluting the atmosphere by farting
mmoonbelly@reddit
Donât tell her about the FishesâŚ.
CrazyPlatypusLady@reddit
She got mad at you for pissing in the corpse soup? Ok.
AhTails@reddit
Info: were there toilets at the bar?
Itâs one thing to be already in the water and ages away from a toilet. Itâs another to walk past a loo in preference of peeing in the sea where people are swimming.
MustardCityNative@reddit
Don't pee in the sea. Especially if you're a girl. When you pee you open a valve to let the pee out, and that can let stuff in. I've seen horrific parasites swimming about in people's piss that entered them via this route! đą
DrFabulous0@reddit
Don't the water companies just dump half of it in the sea anyway?
ambadawn@reddit
Ask her if she ever saw a fish get out of the sea to take a piss.
AdThat328@reddit
It's fine as long as you're IN the water and not just pissing out of a boat...
jenvonlee@reddit
We literally pump sewage in to the sea. You're just cutting out the middleman.
AnonymousFruit69@reddit
Pissing in the sea is fine.
But I was shocked when my friend squat down next to me and took a piss in the sand while having a chat to me. Right next to where I was laying on my towel đŹ
Think-Command3590@reddit
"but my family have been peeing in the sea for years" been chuc;kling at this for the last 10min lmao
Arbol252@reddit
Iâd have pushed the matter further, âI need you to know everyone pees in the sea. When you go into the sea, please note itâs probably a good percentage pee.â lolÂ
showmeyajunoo@reddit
You piss in there as hard and as fast as you can
Proof-Draw8067@reddit
She's never been scuba diving, then?
IcyPuffin@reddit
It's probably a very common thing to do. It's an ocean there is a lot of water in there. Its not going to do any harm.
I would hesitate to tell her that fish and other sea creatures need to pee and poo. They don't go to underwater porta potties. Their waste goes into the sea.
tinytornado33@reddit
Gross but not abnormal.
Live-East-6820@reddit
Yes sheâs a prude
Ok-Nefariousness1335@reddit
It's an ocean of piss, not a pool.
fifadex@reddit
Never take her scuba diving. If a diver tells you they don't piss in their wetsuit it's their first day or they're lying.
PintCEm17@reddit
Be sure to piss on her in the shower đ
rikkikikki@reddit
who tf doesnt pee in the sea??
Scary-Zucchini-1750@reddit
I mean it's kinda disgusting if there's other people around but her reaction seems a bit over the top bringing her family into it đ
It's definitely better than peeing in the pool but even then, I just assume that everyone in the pool is peeing at every moment.
scrubLord24@reddit
Ignore her and keep pissing king.
I haven't swam in the Sea in a few years but that feeling of peeing in the sea is honestly so nice. Its just nice peeing warm pee in to the freezing sea. Before anyone says it I don't have a piss kink (... I think).
mfcouplebini@reddit
Dig big hole in sand, roll over onto belly, slip him out, pee, roll back over, cover hole.
ManLikeMeee@reddit
A bit grim, I wouldn't, surely the bar has toilets?
kizty@reddit
If youre already in there then fair enough but if theres a bar, why not use the toilet? Seems like a lot of effort to go get wet again and sandy just to pee đ¤Łđ¤Ł
MercianRaider@reddit
It's normal, she's weird. What does she do when she's on a beach with no facilities?
Prestigious-Delay916@reddit
Your little pee is nothing. An estimated 95,000 cubic meters of sewage from toilets and 5,420,000 cubic meters of sewage from sinks, showers, and galleys are released into the oceans every day. In addition, cruise ships dump more than a billion gallons of sewage into the ocean annually.
Bearcat-2800@reddit
I think, on the scale of things, adding maybe 200ml of a liquid that is 95% water to another 321 million cubic miles of water is on the lower end of the sinning scale. I think the environment will cope.
HippyCrippler581@reddit
I was on the beach and the gentleman next to me turned to his wife and said "I am going to go piss in the water because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom" and his wife responded "Ok, hun"
Relationship goals.
jlb8@reddit
Life is too short to put up with someone telling you their parents would be disgusted.
HeartAttackIncoming@reddit
Wait until she finds out what fish do in the sea!
dopeydazza@reddit
1 time you shouldn't have told her. Some manly toilet habits remain manly quiet.
In the 2000s when we had drought in Melbourne (Australia) the water minister (1 & 2) encourage water savings by either 1 or 2 as they would save water.
Other suggestions were offered in the newspapers or radio (3 & 4) where people called in to share their water saving tips.
1 ) - shower or bath with a friend or neighbour
2 ) - wee in the shower
3 ) - wee outside on weeds
4 ) - wee in a modern version of a chamber pot and throw outside
This is when many started to embrace wholeheartedly the duel flush toilet.
gilwendeg@reddit
Our five year old son asked us if he could pee in the sea. We told him to go ahead, everyone does it. He walked over to the waterâs edge, pulled out his todger, and peed standing up looking at the waves. When his sister shouted out âwhat on earth are you doing?â he replied, âMum said I could.â Folks swimming around werenât impressed.
NotFromUnicornLand@reddit
I remember seeing somewhere that we are happy to swim in the sea even though we know there are dead bodies in it somewhere. We wouldn't however swim in a pool with a body. So there's a ratio of bodies to water that we are cool with... I think peeing is okay
bongo-ben@reddit
I guarantee her pee ends up (untreated) in the sea, she just pays a private water company for the privilege.
"Companies across England and Wales issued more than 5,500 sewage discharge alerts in the last year,"
lazerbullet@reddit
Going straight in and out just to piss is a bit tacky, and maybe not announcing it in front of her parents, but no, peeing in the sea is fine.
Flapparachi@reddit
This made me laugh. We hung out in Mauritius with a couple we met there, both on our honeymoons. When needing to pee, we would swim out and raise a hand in the air to let the others know. Much as it dissipates quickly, I donât want to be in someoneâs immediate pee circle đ
GF needs to chill out!
Petew_90@reddit
You've got to have a piss in the sea, it's the law.
ihavebeenmostly@reddit
You can reassure her that there is already alot of piss and also shit in the sea đŠ
Abwettar@reddit
Yeah it's weird to go into the ocean specifically to pee, like just use the toilet?
I get going while you're already in there for convenience but yeah... I find it weird.
Also very weird that you told her, not sure why you felt like she needed to know. Was it some kind of brag or?
She's probably also wondering where else you piss for convenience... the swimming pool, the wall of the house, the bedroom draw...?
MassimoOsti@reddit
She has class
Alpha_Majoris@reddit
If you go into the sea, belly button deep, with nobody in close range, go ahead. Pee is no problem. Poo is not acceptable.
Low-Relationship-695@reddit
A little old lady took a pee in the sea. Every little bit helps she said.
Lazy_Industry_6309@reddit
Where does she think marine life do it?
30breakhorsepower@reddit
There's also millions of dead bodies in their, a bit of wee is fine.
britishotter@reddit
u nasty
pparhplar@reddit
Every little bit helps!
NeckBeard137@reddit
Were there toilets nearby?
RobSamson@reddit
I love the phrasing of "my family have been pissing in the sea for years"... Good for you đ¤Ł
Matiofsky@reddit
Fishes do it everyday, they just donât go and tell other fishes right away about what they do! Fun fact: looks like sharks can smell it at miles đł
highlyblazeDd@reddit
She does realise itâs not a swimming pool right?
ClarkyCat97@reddit
Careful, I heard some beaches add a dye to the water which turns purple if you piss in the sea.
Wino3416@reddit
Why did you get married when youâre under 12? I assume thatâs the case as sheâs going to tell her parents. My advice? Go and have a massive shit in there, followed by a glorious wank. You can do these in whichever order you prefer, of course. Then go and tell her in front of her parents. Let us know how it goes.
queen_of_potato@reddit
I grew up living on boats and always peed in the sea.. don't know why anyone would be against it, but more importantly why anyone would tell their parents about their partner peeing anywhere, like why
kester76a@reddit
OP how far away from the Sea was the bar? Also did you whip it out ankle deep or did you at least go wait deep before relieving yourself?
turkishhousefan@reddit
My local ocean is the Atlantic, and that hateful body of water is cold enough as it is without a boycott on pissing in it.
Hatertraito@reddit
Odd thing to tell someone
Reasonable_Reply3857@reddit
Sounds like time for a divorce....
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
Wait 'til she finds out she's been swimming in whale piss.
BlyatMyLife1128@reddit
Your girlfriend is a weapons-grade plum.
Naykon1@reddit
Mate of my shit in the sea once and the turd followed him.
Tacklestiffener@reddit
I once had a pee in the deep end of the pool. When the lifeguard blew his whistle, I was so surprised, I nearly fell in.
SoggyWotsits@reddit
The water companies discharge an awful lot more than you do. Tell your girlfriend at least youâre only depositing liquidsâŚ. I hope, anyway!
flippakitten@reddit
The amount of raw sewage that overflows into the ocean from Thames water and the rest of them means your girlfriend also pees in the ocean.
notThaTblondie@reddit
Gosh. She's a lot isn't she. Where does she think all the rest of the piss ends up? Does she think there's giant piss lakes holding all the piss to keep it out the rivers and ultimately the sea?
BankManager69420@reddit
Is public urination a normal and acceptable thing in the UK?
BleechWizaard@reddit
Did you stand at the shore and pee INTO the sea , or did you walk in waist height and just let loose? Thereâs a big difference
Ruminate_Repeat@reddit
I literally thought thatâs where you peed when youâre at the beach.
bertrum666@reddit
Something something seaweed
HashDefTrueFalse@reddit
If you were in the bar with her and it had a toilet, I could understand if she wondered why you didn't use that instead. But if there was no toilet around, or you had to pay for one, pissing in the sea with the water at least waist height is completely reasonable IMO. I've certainly done it at least once at every beach I've ever visited, because there isn't usually a convenient toilet. It's not like the sea water doesn't wash the piss off you...
numputu@reddit
Fish pee in the sea.
Consistent-Two-6561@reddit
How will she cope when you tell her about all the dead bodies in there?
Rextherabbit@reddit
I bet she gets out of the bath to take a pee too.
Witty-Feedback-5051@reddit
There are things you don't share with a lady.....
-Lumiro-@reddit
Why? We piss too; yes, even in the sea.
ConsistentCranberry7@reddit
Cold water on the bell makes you need to go anyway. Who's not peeing in the sea?
4u2nv2019@reddit
Wait until she find out whales cum in it
OwineeniwO@reddit
Not normal, buts lots of people here who want it to be.
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
It's very normal
OwineeniwO@reddit
Science.
Thatmangee@reddit
I had a shit in the sea once. đ¤ˇ
marvel_is_wow@reddit
If fish are allowed to pee in it so can we
baddeafboy@reddit
Tell her fish and animal piss in there
dmada88@reddit
Iâm now with my wife for more than 40 years and thereâs not a single body function we donât now discuss (sometimes unfortunately) but strangely talking opening and candidly about pissing and shitting came long after sleeping together and discussing everything from natural lubrication to the taste and consistency of our sex organs and their excretions or even the smell of her period. Your relationship might just not have been ready for the gory details of waste.
too-cute-by-half@reddit
Fine to pee in the sea but usually a bad idea to talk about it
EyeJunior9539@reddit
She will nag you forever. Dump her maybe
CommonProfessor1708@reddit
First of all, are you five years old? Why did you even tell your gf that you peed in the ocean?
Second of all, my decision on whether it was gross to pee in the ocean depends on how far an actual toilet was. If it is a far walk and you were desperate, fine, pee in the ocean. But if it was close, you're an idiot. Stop behaving like a child.
Richard-c-b@reddit
Wow, she's in for a shock if she ever finds out where sewerage ends up!
tem1985@reddit
Fish do it.
split_infinitive_@reddit
There are times you can do it, and times you shouldn't. Learn the difference.
Original_Bad_3416@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilutionâŚ
Brian-Kellett@reddit
As the saying goes
âEvery little helpsâ, said the little old lady as she pissed in the sea
Money_Ordinary_2699@reddit
Rid of her, if she's bitching about this, then imagine, how would she react if some accident happened to you, that caused you stay in bed and be incapable to do your toilet in a wasteroom? Hope it won't ever happen to you, but still.
alsot-74@reddit
My older brother once had a dump underneath a pedalo we were all in. As younger brothers we were obviously trying to kill him by peddling like crazy but all we managed to do was launch little brown submarines towards a Spanish pensioner out for his afternoon swim. I think youâre good.
Informal_Drawing@reddit
You are putting less piss into the sea than the water companies TBF.
Subbeh@reddit
How dare you do a call of nature in nature.
MarmK13@reddit
I always tell my partner that I'm adding to rising sea levels.
BasslineToad@reddit
Oh Hi Eyeball Paul!
greenmx5vanjie@reddit
Considering there's all manner of things living in it... I'm certain you're not the only one pissing in the sea.
HisDudeness316@reddit
Considering the sewage that gets pumped into the sea on a daily basis, a little bit of piss won't make much of a difference.
Moorglademover@reddit
Are you ok with swimming in other people's piss ?
Why didn't you just go to the bar with her and use their facilities ?
Ok_Raspberry5383@reddit
Does your brain work?
fussyfella@reddit
Where do you think fish, other sea creatures and sea birds deposit their urine (and faeces)?
P2P-BSH@reddit
There's far worse than a bit of piss in the sea.
Moorglademover@reddit
Indeed, there are. However, why piss where others will be swimming ?
magicalthinker@reddit
what do you think happens to your wee after you flush. Sure, it gets treated, but that's more for poo.
CheeryBottom@reddit
Where do you think sealife urinates and defecates?
jimthewanderer@reddit
Do you know how Dilution works?
randomrainbow99399@reddit
Wait until you find out that sewage gets pumped into the sea and what the fish get up to in there lol
dbltax@reddit
Yeah, don't worry about the hundreds of billions of fish that defecate in the sea or the ridiculous amount of tonnage of raw sewage that gets flushed into the sea daily, or the pollution from all the supertankers; this tiny bit of heavily diluted urea is far worse!
Sveern@reddit
Itâs literally a few drops of piss in the ocean.Â
username-alrdy-takn@reddit
Where do you think fish piss? And why is fish piss better than human piss?
LisForLaura@reddit
Where else are you meant to do it at the beach?? Would she prefer you dig a hole and bury it in the sand?? Iâve been a sea pee-er since I was a wee guy, itâs not disgusting either - itâs the sea and there are fish fucking in it, pooping in it - giving birth and laying eggs in it! Lil drop of pee is nothing and your GF sounds like a pill
thePsychonautDad@reddit
Wait until she learns what fishes and whales do in there.
I've heard they even fuck in there, on top of pissing and shitting.
Disgusting whales and fishes.... Her and her family would be disgusted.
And has she seen what corrals and urchins do? Literally a group bukkake, all cumming into the water at the same time.
Nah man, you're disgusting for adding a bit of piss to all of that.
TheKingMonkey@reddit
When she gets back home and has a piss on the toilet Seven Trent or Thames Water (or whoever your supplier is) will flush it into the sea anyway.
All you did was cut out the middleman.
BlondBitch91@reddit
It is quite literally a drop in the ocean.
The ocean is roughly 1.335 sextillion liters (Sextillion is 21 zeros), most people piss about 250-400 mililires in one go, so 0.4 litres.
Do you see how miniscule it is. She needs to get over it.
Also, for that matter, where does she think the sewers empty out into?
GayAttire@reddit
I shat at 38 metres once in the Philippines. 10/10
Competitive_Egg3841@reddit
Lol does she know that all the drainage goes into the sea?
ClaryClarysage@reddit
The ocean is full of salt and fish pee, your pee is going to make zero difference. I thought everyone did that.
vms-crot@reddit
Lol, it's where the fish do it.
If you were IN the sea when you did it, no problem.
If you were stood at the shoreline and just whipped the old fella out to piss into the sea... but fucking weird. If look at you funny too.
OneMagicBadger@reddit
Fish are always at it, and you don't want to know what the crabs get up in it
GallowsTester@reddit
Sea's fine. Fresh water not fine
Kevin_OS@reddit
Do you drop your drawers when you do it or just piss through your breeches? No judgement just wondering what folks are doing. I just pissed away through my drawers as a kid but I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that now, though I guess the sea just immediately washes your swimming shorts so who cares.
Forgetful8nine@reddit
There are worse things than peeing in the ocean...
Welshbuilder67@reddit
Depends is she swimming behind you or to your side?
Sea-Breaz@reddit
Sheâs overreacting. Nothing wrong with a sea wee.
Ok-Palpitation-5380@reddit
Youâre lucky one of those little fish didnât swim down your helmet and bite your bollocks off
YouIntSeenMeRoight@reddit
Please donât tell her that I piss in the shower every single morning.
ab00@reddit
We all do.....
Except OP's missus anyway
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I sometimes piss in the shower when sheâs in there too and sheâs down the same
matscom84@reddit
Have you seen Kevin and Perry go large?
I think your ok
Otto1968@reddit
Pee is OK. If you curled one out and let the waves take it to shore, thats probably unacceptable
dazed1984@reddit
Of course itâs normal, her and her family are the weird ones here, why is she even mentioning her family is she going to tell them or something?! That would be even weirder.
Critical-Engineer81@reddit
Was the sea above your waist at the time?
Rude-Leader-5665@reddit
Story my brother told me from this years holiday.
Sat on the beach. 3 year old boy comes legging it past, straight into the sea. Gets ankle deep, drops his shorts, and has a massive piss just went for it. hands on hips style. His dad follows a few seconds later shouting to stop...
"what are you doing???"
"Dad, you told me to go in the sea"
surreynot@reddit
Where does she think it goes from the toilet ?
Prospiciamus@reddit
The weird part is telling your girlfriend
Slyspy006@reddit
My only problem would be that I'm probably spending more time in a cloud of my own piss for just a little longer than I would like.
One-Cardiologist-462@reddit
So... I'm guessing she's not into watersports? :D
But seriously, she's being ridiculous. Literally every sea creature, dumps their waste in the ocean.
It's not going to do any harm or be disgusting in any way.
Most human urine ends up in the sea after being treated at the sewer plant anyway.
ab00@reddit
She's nuts.
Completely normal to pee in the sea and in the shower, everyone does it. Pools too but don't admit that is it's frowned upon....
Polyglot_ocelot@reddit
Does she know fish fuck in it? A drop of wee seems rather inconsequential compared to the metric tonnage of whale sperm......
ferris2@reddit
If someone said they didn't piss in the sea, I'd consider that a soft red flag. A yellow flag, if you will.
WinningTheSpaceRace@reddit
It's basically made of fish piss. Who cares?
stirringash@reddit
Ask her what her acceptable dead body to water ratio is.... cos there's far worse things than piss in the sea
devguyrun@reddit
Donât mention the hotel swimming pool⌠or the tap water
rubber-bumpers@reddit
lol as long as you arenât making it super obvious and swim about a bit then Iâm sure itâs fine. Its like farting on a skydive. Its long gone
Fun_Gas_7777@reddit
It is a normal thing to do, but it's not a normal thing to tell people you're doing it
FloLovesStouts@reddit
I think it is odd if you left an establishment with a restroom and opted for the sea, but I don't think it's out of the ordinary if you're already doing water things.
For example, the hubs and I did a 17 mile kayak trip off the Na Pali coast. We were taught how to get back into the kayak in case we capsized OR if someone needed to pee.
devguyrun@reddit
Wait till she realises where all the poop she flushed in that hotel ends up
Afraid-Beautiful-695@reddit
So you are the Guy in Sidari that i just seen Peeling in the sea đ
uncle_monty@reddit
Taking a piss while taking a dip: No problem.
Going up to the edge of the water, whipping it out, and posing like Manneken Pis: Problem.
glennok@reddit
Sea salt in water will disinfect, but unrine is sterile anyway. In other words safe to drink!
chrispylizard@reddit
Your partner is going to flip her lid when she finds out that sea life shits in the sea.
CptAngelKN@reddit
Imagine what she's gonna be like If you get married. Run (or swim) away!
Illustrious-Divide95@reddit
She's massively over reacting. It's the sea, half a litre of pee is literally a drop in the ocean.
We pump raw sewage and chemical water into the sea around the world. Ask her to start worrying about that instead.
Overall-Tree-5769@reddit
Literally half a litre of pee would be half a litre in the ocean
DrFriedGold@reddit
Seas are smaller so a litre in the sea would be a drop in the ocean by comparison.
disaster2X@reddit
Everyone pees in the sea wtf I just don't believe that she doesn't tbh.
pelicanradishmuncher@reddit
Fish wee constantly out of their gills.
So thereâs that.
DiamondBikini@reddit
Donât tell her next time
StuwyVX220@reddit
Take a look at marine traffic, everyone of those ships at sea discharge into the ocean (when legally allowed) and sometimes illegally. I remember sailing passed Walton one through a large brown sludge after a bulk carrier just left Felixstowe
SweetCryptographer72@reddit
When deep sea scuba divers take a shit they call it a sea biscuit.
-WelshCelt-@reddit
Oh boy, wait until she hears about Thames Water!
DivideBYZero69@reddit
Better than shitting into your hands and flinging it into the waters edge.
revrobuk1957@reddit
Tell her you were demonstrating how homeopathy worksâŚ
Middle--Earth@reddit
Well, the sea creatures think it's quite normal, they do it all the time!
MMH1111@reddit
As a very general rule, the ladies are more particular than your average bloke about matters of personal hygiene, so keep any transgressions to yourself is my advice.
FixEffective5176@reddit
We call it an Aquawee đ¤Ł
Sailing-Cyclist@reddit
I love having my annual seapiss.
I put it up there with an airport beer for lifeâs greatest pleasures.Â
FixEffective5176@reddit
Nothing better than floating in the ocean and having a wee. Just have to make sure people arenât downwind or they get to share the warmth!
JustBrowsing1989z@reddit
I do it.
But people fail to consider the swimming suit/trunk.
Although ultimately your pee indeed becomes diluted to oblivion in the sea, the fact is that the concentration is very high inside your swimming suit. At least a tiny bit of pee will stay in there even after you leave the sea.
Usually that's insignificant. Which is why most of us do it. But MUCH more than what is implied by the "drop in the ocean" argument.
mister__ko@reddit
Thatâs why you thoroughly waft it around before re-emerging. Assuming you didnât simply drop them for the deed, that is (onlookers and water clarity permitting)
SpiritDonkey@reddit
It's normal
SingerFirm1090@reddit
I hope your GF realises the number of fish and mammals (dolphins, whales) that pee in the sea too.
On balance, compared with the stuff some people dump in the sea, a bladder full of urine hardly counts.
theProffPuzzleCode@reddit
This is normal behaviour. Pee is harmless.
Terrible_Cost_216@reddit
Time for a new girlfriend. Â Welcome to betatization by a thousand cuts.
bibby_siggy_doo@reddit
Just tell her they're are far worse things in there, like every time a whale ejaculates, it releases gallons on sperm. Then tell her that it's why the sea is salty.
The rest is true apart for the reason for the sea being salty.
vintagefancollector@reddit
Made me snort out loud LOOOL
Spare_Tyre1212@reddit
Wait til she finds out what fish do in it. Millions of gallons of fish semen - gives it the salty taste.
dazler34@reddit
Thatâs nothing, I witnessed a lady taking a dump in the pool once. A pee in the ocean is nothing
Impossible_Report220@reddit
Red flag đŠ
Logical_Yogurt_520@reddit
Did you explain it was a family tradition?
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
I wouldn't say it's normal, but it's certainly no biggie.
There's guys that eat missing and pooping animals, after infusing it's carcass with herbs; now that's disgusting.
itchyeejit@reddit
I do that
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
Yes, and it's disgusting.
happylurker233@reddit
It's natural
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
Sure man, forcefully breeding billions and billions of animals, packing them up in factories and killing them en masse, before injecting their dead bodies with oil and water is like... totally natural.
exialis@reddit
Factory farming and eating meat are not the same thing.
Have you remembered to take your totally natural vitamin d3 supplement today, or will you be munching some lichen off the bark of a tree?
P2P-BSH@reddit
Why have you turned a question about pissing in the sea into a place to rant about eating animals?
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
You're the one engaging in it buddy.
P2P-BSH@reddit
Damn, you got me there. That makes your point valid!
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
Actually, it doesn't - all it does is reaffirm that you're (half heartedly) engaging in discussion, which is why, to you, it seems that my comment has '[taken over]' the comments section.
I have actual points that make my point valid, but you seem least interested in engaging in those.
P2P-BSH@reddit
Sounds like something that someone who shits in the sea would say.
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
'Damn, you got me there! That makes your point valid'.
P2P-BSH@reddit
Thanks. I knew I was right.
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
If you were literate you'd have noticed the quotation marks.
P2P-BSH@reddit
It's called "taking the piss (in the sea)".
Precipiceofasneeze@reddit
No. It's delicious.
Precipiceofasneeze@reddit
Hey me too!
P2P-BSH@reddit
Sounds tasty to me. Which herbs and spices?
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
Usually herbs and spices that haven't pooped, peed or ejaculated at any point throughout its lifespan.
magicalthinker@reddit
Someone doesn't know what seeds are
HeavyHevonen@reddit
Considering slurry, chicken shit and urine are used as fertilisers that doesn't leave you with a lot
P2P-BSH@reddit
That doesn't narrow it down.
Precipiceofasneeze@reddit
11 secret ones.
ant1greeny@reddit
Wow. I thought the meme of "how do you know someone's a vegan/vegetarian? They'll tell you" was just a meme. I stand corrected.
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
You 'stand corrected' that it's just a meme?
If you're trying to be witty, at least do it properly.
ant1greeny@reddit
Yes, I stand corrected because I know plenty of vegetarians but none are like this. You've proven that these people exist. This post had absolutely nothing to do with people eating meat but you brought it up.
Logical_Tank4292@reddit
You state that you thought the stereotype was 'just a meme', then you went on to say, 'I stand corrected'.
If you were correct then it would mean your initial belief that the stereotype is just a meme was correct.
You clearly don't, and never have thought that though, so you actually stand incorrect.
magicalthinker@reddit
Them: Vegans will tell you = just a meme
You: Team twat
Him: Oh, it's not just a meme. They do exist. I was wrong to think it's just a meme. I have been corrected.
skirmisher808@reddit
Sheâs reaching your honour
Non-Combatant@reddit
Nerd.
BreakChemical9983@reddit
Maybe you shouldnât date 8 year olds.
TurkeyKingTim@reddit
If you been peeing in the sea how are we meant to drink the water?
glasgowgeg@reddit
Did you piss through your shorts, etc, or drop them in the sea to pish?
Pishing through your shorts so they get all permeated with pish is clatty.
Giddyup_1998@reddit
Who the fuck doesn't piss in the ocean. It's liberating.
Spirited-Substance59@reddit
On islands like Corfu they dump all the sewage back in the sea anyway
TheOldMancunian@reddit
Thames water- hold on, thatâs our job
Nedonomicon@reddit
Red flag and Iâm not taking about the ones the lifeguards put out
_J0hnD0e_@reddit
It's fine, as long as you don't do it near people.
RobertTheSpruce@reddit
Anyone who doesn't piss in the sea is weird.
It's not as if it's a swimming pool, which I also piss in.
And the shower.
alex8339@reddit
You're as bad as Thames Water.
Intelligent_Water_79@reddit
side question here, do whales pee?
Snivelss@reddit
If you say you don't do it when you need to, you're a liar.
minkrogers@reddit
Someone post the waffle stomp story! That'll get her disgusted! đ¤Ł
Mr_BigFace@reddit
Whatever you do, don't tell her about the sewage outflow pipes just off the coast
Substantial-Fudge336@reddit
Done it. But never admitted it. Not sure why the parents need to know lol.
lordruncibald@reddit
đeveryone pees in the sea! And the showerâŚand the sink
Pandita666@reddit
Your dilution of the sea to about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% human pee is going to have massive impact on the environment
Shitelark@reddit
Girlfriend is into Homeopathy.
BCircle907@reddit
If her first reaction is to invoke her parents, thereâs another couple in your marriage and it isnât going to end well.
SantosFurie89@reddit
Ask her to point out the toilets and the people going to them, frequency etc..
There will either not be the facilities (more likely showers) or not enough people there would be going often enough.
Literally everyone does it. It's not a thing. She will be real mad when she finds out most water companies are putting raw sewage into waterways regularly, plus all other pollutants etc that are much more damaging and wide ranging (and if you're unlucky, in close proximity to the water you use or frequent)
alpacacultivator@reddit
There are those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it.
No_Eye_8432@reddit
How does your gf think people stay at the beach for 6+ hours when there are no public restrooms around? They âgo to cool offâ in the water, aka pee in the sea.
atdaog@reddit
It's a normal thing for the girlfriend to be angry.
DinosaurInAPartyHat@reddit
The sea is digusting. It's full of oil, contaminants, lots of urine and faeces, rotting bodies, probably radioactive at this stage too.
She needs to grow up.
DarthScabies@reddit
Literally did the same thing about 10 minutes ago in the Aegean. Tell her to get a life.
Additional-Point-824@reddit
Tell her to get a life? You're the one using Reddit on the beach!
BeatificBanana@reddit
Are you saying anyone who decides to go on reddit at any point while on holiday, or anyone who uses reddit that lives near a beach hasn't got a life? Why should we limit it to beach involvement, why not just anyone who uses reddit?!Â
Ill-Case-6048@reddit
As a kiwi this is normal...also make eye contact with the closest person
shitshowboxer@reddit
You should tell her to stop being a hypocrite; it's absolutely certain she peed inside her mother in utero. I can even prove she did.Â
NSFWaccess1998@reddit
Just break up
Peppemarduk@reddit
First time on holiday? Lol
Peter_Sofa@reddit
Nothing better than standing on a deserted beach at sunset pissing into the waves, makes me feel at one with nature and all the sea animals, we are joined by the simple bodily act
mr-seamus@reddit
Your missus is weird.
AwarenessComplete263@reddit
As a kid, fine. As a grown adult, I would get out and go to the toilet if there are plenty of people actually using the beach.
It's all about context really.
lan0028456@reddit
If you're specifically waking towards the sea for a pee and then back that's a bit weird... just go find a toilet maybe?
toolemeister@reddit
I did a poo in sea at Nacpan beach in The Philippines once. The fucker was a floater and plopped up next to my head. Good times.
Hoth617@reddit
i cant answer really but i have zero idea why you felt the need to tell her.
Fluffy_Juggernaut_@reddit
It depends if you pissed into the sea from the jetty.
Inner-Device-4530@reddit
If she has the hump with you best you don't tell her about the things that the fish get up to in the sea when she's not lookingÂ
LungHeadZ@reddit
One may assume she is upper class with that attitude.
âYou wanna live like common people, you wanna do what ever common people doâ - reminds me of that song. Tell her to live a little ;)
beansandpeasandegg@reddit
If you have done reverse breast stroke while letting out a huge shit you haven't even begun to touch the boundaries of unacceptable behaviour at the beach.
DrBiz1@reddit
Peeing in a swimming pool is divorce material.....but so is getting upset about peeing in the sea.
PudWud-92_@reddit
Did you tell her you got into the sea and then peed. Or does she think you stood on the beach and peed from a distance into the water?
Beneficial-Metal-666@reddit
There are far worse things being pumped into the ocean on a daily basis than your urine. I'd say she's overreacting a tad.
CrankyArtichoke@reddit
⌠why the heck did she bring her parents into this. Such a diva. Fish pee, poop, fuck and die in the sea.. your pee isnât going to have an impact.
techbear72@reddit
I mean, whales pee a lot more in the sea than you do. Like hundreds of gallons a day in some cases. So no.
Unless you were not in the ocean at the time and instead were on the beach or on a cliff, peeing over the edge or something. That would be odd.
Vectis01983@reddit
I wonder where all the sea creatures do their wee?
Oh yes, in the sea.
Future_Syrup7623@reddit
If you went to the toilet at the beach, it would only end up in the sea anyway. You've just skipped the pipes
Adventurous_Toe_1686@reddit
I pee in the sea all the time, the mistake I donât make is telling my partner.
Not everyone thinks itâs cool, and not everyone needs to know where you peeâŚ
coppersocks@reddit
I was in Greece with my Greek fiancĂŠ and her family this summer. They all thought it was weird that I couldnât piss in the sea.
Heidan20@reddit
Sea lice golden shower
Broad-Way-4858@reddit
This is a great opportunity that life has given you learning how silly she is only two years in. Thatâs not a sensible person you want to share your life with.
Solid_Tumbleweed_498@reddit
The solution to pollution is dilution.
bobmbface@reddit
Youâre not on holiday properly until that first sea wee
ApplicationCreepy987@reddit
We all do it
Rough-Sprinkles2343@reddit
I do it all the time
Recessio_@reddit
Pissing in the sea, fine. Pissing into the sea, not fine.
badgersruse@reddit
Itâs all fine until the Amazon river snake whatever swims upstream and anchors in your urethra.
Cold_Neat@reddit
Were you stood out of the water with your trunks around your ankles?
Used_Most5145@reddit
Man honestly every time I'm at the beach I make sure to unleash the beast, it's a god given right
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
You can piss with no hands in the sea itâs brilliant so freeing
kilgore_trout1@reddit
Sheâs going to shit a kitten when she out where fish piss.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
^ finds
kilgore_trout1@reddit
lol thanks - edited!
Loose_Loquat9584@reddit
Obviously youâre contributing to the rise in sea levels.
ILikeSmirnoff@reddit
Depends how deep the water was where you were peeing. If it was around your ankles it may be frowned upon.
absolemlapis@reddit
You're in Corfu so I'm guessing that pee started out as a couple of large Amstel's, it's been filtered through your kidneys and is now significantly cleaner than the rest of the salt water in the med, you are doing a service really, peeing in the sea is fine as long as you don't do it from the shore
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
All inclusive so a mix of cocktails and beer, so yeah itâs probably fresher than the tap water here
CupOTeaPlease@reddit
Fish poo in it, she should be grateful you didnât :)
Shitelark@reddit
Coral > Parrot Fish > Beautiful tropical beaches.
yourmomsajoke@reddit
Literally just rewatched the QI episode I first saw this on. Bang on timing.
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
There's no need to poo in it when your local sewerage company do it on your behalf.
WhateverUnited@reddit
Think of all the shit that gets dumped into the ocean; the waste, plastic, oil spills, not to mention the waste produced by the oceanâs inhabitants.
TomfromLondon@reddit
Now show her all the untreated sewers that dump in the ocean
thisaccountisironic@reddit
The sea is the earthâs natural toilet
MelodicAd2213@reddit
Found the Southern Water employee
Andr0idUser@reddit
Your first mistake was telling her. Just don't and move on đ
The_Laughing_Death@reddit
Eh, were you at a bar that had toilets right there or not? I think context matters. If you went out of the way to pee in the sea it's a bit weird. If you were at the sea it's more normal. Having been at sea all day on a small boat sometimes it's pee in the sea or pee in your boat and I certainly chose the sea.
Find_another_whey@reddit
Ask her where she thinks the pee ends up when you don't do it in the sea
imtheorangeycenter@reddit
Maybe she though he just stood at the shoreline, pulled his shorts down a bit and wazzed into it like a huge outdoor urinal in full display of the kids.
Markee6868@reddit
Ask her where she thinks all the fishes go for a wee đ
PoppySkyPineapple@reddit
Itâs a 100% normal thing to do, your girlfriend is weird to think otherwise.
Charley-Says@reddit
It's fine...
Just don't do the face, you know the face all men pull when letting out a much needed gush...
voss749@reddit
What was wrong was telling her. Oversharing.
HugsandHate@reddit
Your girlfriend's dumb dude.
Sorry.
^(But it's true.)
1Original1@reddit
You get 2 types of people,those who admit to peeing while swimming,and liars
BoringTruckDriver@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHYjmBFxm0
random_character-@reddit
Wait till she finds out what the fish do in there! đ¨
CathedralChorizo@reddit
Like she's never had a boyfriend who's pissed and shit on her and gotten off to it. Double standards man...
Leather_War_4072@reddit
I think she should go have a word with them sperm whales before giving you a dressing down lol
JohnCasey3306@reddit
She's gonna freak when she hears about the whole water cycle
moreglumthanplum@reddit
How does she think the sea got there in the first place?
pjm101101@reddit
Not sure the sea is 100% piss? Canât say I know the actual fraction though. Gonna guess .001%
Nath4_n@reddit (OP)
I read that urine is %96 water so even if everyone pisses in the sea itâll be less than that
littleliongirless@reddit
Am girl. Pee in the sea and feel no guilt about it. POOP in the sea, having lived on a sailboat, trust the fish will be grateful. Just try to pee downstream.
Hype-Berry@reddit
tell her that fish fuck in it.
nomad_1970@reddit
You "sea weed"
banglaonline@reddit
Do you feel compelled to report to your GF every time you pee? Bro I think you have a bigger problem than peeing in the sea.
United_Evening_2629@reddit
My wife and I call it a âcomfort paddleâ. Totally acceptable.
Wait until she finds out that there are people who partake in the âwaffle stompâ.
nickelijah16@reddit
Girl, tell ur gf to calm down
After_Exit_1903@reddit
So that's why my fish smells phishy đ
Less_Mess_5803@reddit
Wait til she finds out about seaweed.
magicalthinker@reddit
Why did the sky blush?
Love a Christmas cracker joke
Kwazipig@reddit
Maybe remind her of the raw sewage pumped into the sea all around our coast on a regular basis.
clerk_kent@reddit
I've been in Corfu for about 5 hours and I've pissed in the sea multiple times.
Intrepid-Break862@reddit
Ha! When I was a kid we were on a family holiday - tâwas a beach day and my little brother (he musta been 5 at the time) announced he needed the toilet⌠mum & dad look at each other and say âitâs okay⌠just go in the sea đââď¸
So my brother steps into the water, drops his trunks and pinches of a turd.
Parents were somewhat embarrassed (we were in France though, so YOLO and dad takes my small blue bucket and rescues it from the sea.
Weâre then sat merrily making sandcastles which my kid brothers turd floating around in MY blue bucket next to us.
Cannae remember what became of the turd or the blue bucket, but that story came out during my best-man speech at his wedding 3 years ago!
Neither-Egg-1978@reddit
Lol itâs completely normal.
Ok-Tomorrow-7158@reddit
Sheâs a fool
Next please
Jebus_UK@reddit
It's pretty normal. Though when my mate was 5 he told his dad he needed the loo and h said"Just go in the sea" 5 mins later poo started popping up around him. Tactical error on his dad's part
Johnny_english53@reddit
But really!!
From the top of the pedalo???
ElvishMystical@reddit
I wouldn't worry about it. The jellyfish will probably be appreciative. Obviously you've got to watch out for pissing in the sea when there are jellyfish around, as you might end up walking funny for a few weeks.
forfar4@reddit
Where does she think the sewerage companies dump the piss - etc cetera - that they have no capacity to deal with?
Do her and her parents think it magically disappears with fairies?
TinoMclaren@reddit
When you get that warm spot and you think ahhhh
Only_Quote_Simpsons@reddit
As Kevin and Perry said
"You gotta have a piss in the sea, it's the law!"
Head_Cat_9440@reddit
Its a normal thing to do and you gf is uptight.
But best not to tell people you do these things.
magicalthinker@reddit
Where does she think her pee goes after she flushes? Where does she think fish pee goes?
blackleydynamo@reddit
I honestly don't know why more women aren't on board the sea wee train. It's pretty much the only environment where they get to be equal to guys in terms of all fresco urination opportunity. Pretty much everywhere else they have to find an actual toilet, while guys can sneak behind a tree. I'd be tanking up like a dog before a walk.
On_The_Blindside@reddit
lol what? that's ridiculous. as long as you're a bit away from. others does it really matter?
WishYouWereHere-63@reddit
All the sharks, whales, turtles, dolphins, porpoises, etc all get out of the sea to relieve themselves so so should you !!!
Oh... wait...
wholesomechunk@reddit
Not off the pier,no.
amotherofcats@reddit
Tell her to take a chill pill it's like a flea on an elephant.
Realistic_Wedding@reddit
Ffs! Now we all have to stay out of the sea until theyâve cleaned it out. It goes all the way around too, so youâve fucked the lot!
AssistanceLucky2392@reddit
Maybe she's disgusted because she just heard a grown man say went for a wee
Hill_of_Phil@reddit
Maybe don't let her know where water companies dump the sewage.
Real23Phil@reddit
Where does she think fish, sharks etc go to for a wee?
First-Lengthiness-16@reddit
True. Last week I got caught by the police taking a shit in the park. I just said "where do you think squirrels shit?"
He said "good point. Wipe and proceed on your way".
Loonytrix@reddit
All those fish do it as well ...
Bulky_Parsnip8@reddit
Let her know thereâs human corpses in the very same sea she was swimming in.
Schmicarus@reddit
There are about a bazillion other creatures peeing, pooping and reproducing in the same ocean that you are swimming in.
Not sure why she chooses to be disgusted about you joining in.
JeebusWept@reddit
Where does she think toilet piss ends up?
Delicious-Cut-7911@reddit
Ask her where Whales, sharks , crabs, lobster and fish pee?
freshsandwiches@reddit
Wait until she finds out about the hydrological (water) cycle and that she's been drinking recycled piss all her life.
Zealousideal-Habit82@reddit
For the love of God man, don't do it the Dead Sea if ever in Israel. Suffering fuck!
Joshthenosh77@reddit
Poor fish swimming about and eurgh right in your pee
pjm101101@reddit
Guess a golden shower is out of the question?âŚ
Eastern-Move549@reddit
Wait till she finds out about where all the fish do it!
rellz14@reddit
They get angry at anything and everything.
Huge-Celebration5192@reddit
Red flag. Why would she get mad over something like this?
Bobert789@reddit
Do people wee in the sea through their pants?
Spottswoodeforgod@reddit
Completely normal. This is why seawater is salty⌠does she not understand basic science???
Afraid-Ear9419@reddit
Mate she is over reacting
MaidenlessWarrior@reddit
this is such a bro post
-Blue_Bull-@reddit
Don't tell her about all the sea creatures, also pissing in the sea.
nj-rose@reddit
Wait until she finds out what fish do in there.
Limp_Implement2922@reddit
Donât tell her what the fishes do
Lewis19962010@reddit
Just tell her it's fine, the reason it's salty is the whales semen
Sweet_Television2685@reddit
i think her worry was not towards the sea
Gazz1e@reddit
Ditch the girlfriend before she becomes your wife. You donât want to put up with that attitude for the rest of your life. Time to move on.
jamjars222@reddit
Wait until she hears your request a 2 year anniversary golden shower
superkinks@reddit
I think itâs something thatâs widely done and not widely talked about. I definitely did it when I was younger, but probably not now because itâs been a long time since I went anywhere warm enough to stand waist deep in the water
ashyjay@reddit
With the current state of oceans and seas, pissing in won't make a dent.
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