Your mom is so fat | TheaterFire

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SisterWicked@reddit

Yo Mama's so stupid her IQ has a decimal point in it Yo Mama's so fat when she takes a walk on the beach the tide comes in Yo Mama's so hairy you were born with 4th degree rugburn Yo Mama's so ugly that the doctor slapped both ends when she was born Yo Mama's so ugly that her mirror filed a restraining order Yo Mama's so stupid she went to the post office to sell her food stamps

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nickonator1@reddit

any IQ number 0 through 200 can have a decimal literally go fuck yourself & don't reproduce.  ps i hope u choke on irony and nobody knows the heimlick

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SisterWicked@reddit

Yo Mama's so fat that the Department of Defense uses her BMI as a launch code.

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nickonator1@reddit

Bro

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darkhumourbitch@reddit

Your mama so fat she got banned from the fitness centre

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TheOwlArmy@reddit

Seriously? 'Your Mum' jokes really are the worst. They are old, boring, unfunny and have been done thousands of times. Just like your Mum

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khoi_nguyen1401@reddit (OP)

my classmates still use them in a pretty much annoying way tho the frequency is low.

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Kyle______@reddit

Your mama is so fat, when she does camping, bears hide their food.

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Indeed_Proceed@reddit

Laughing so hard, my stomach hurts

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cinnafury03@reddit

My favorite!

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skadalajara@reddit

Yo mama so fat, she taller lying down.

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blueberryCupCake29@reddit

Yo mama so fat she needs to wear a watch on both her hands to make up for the time zone difference

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BBorNot@reddit

Yo momma so fat she's got triabetes.

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big_big_foot@reddit

She's so fat, I burned my ass on the lightbulb getting on top of her!

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Mysterious_Potato_32@reddit

Your mom is so fat that she won't fit in this thread.

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checksout1981@reddit

She's so fat this thread should be a rope

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Kpop_shot@reddit

O gotta give you props for topic and originality.LOL

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mashedleo@reddit

Yo mama so far, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house. Yo mama so fat she falls off both sides of the bed at the same time. Yo mama so fat when she wears red everyone says "hey Kool aide man.

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NoFaithlessness5122@reddit

The coronavirus got cholesterol

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QuiGonBourbon71@reddit

Your mom is so fat, I’m concerned for her health. Has she talked to her doctor about diabetes? Has she seen a cardiologist?

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Ok_Slip9947@reddit

If sex were bricks, you may or may not be having bricks tonight.

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RonnieLiquor@reddit

Your mom is so ugly her wig has a chin strap

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Ok_Slip9947@reddit

Oh pharcyde.

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BatsNStuf@reddit

Yo mama so old she’s on both sides of your family

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broiledfog@reddit

Yo mama so fat she walked down both sides of the aisle

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My_hilarious_name@reddit

Your mum is so fat that I’m really concerned about her well-being. Diabetes runs in her family, and her diet and lifestyle habits only increase the risk. Please encourage her to seek help.

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joey2scoops@reddit

Yeah, and some of that gets passed down genetically.

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Jose_Zueco@reddit

... she must be American 😄

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FatherGoose70@reddit

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

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Lookalikemike@reddit

Your mom so fat that your dad takes her to the beach and sells shade.

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Dtloratus@reddit

Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t need the internet she’s already worldwide

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natashastark11@reddit

Yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light", he asked you mama to move out of the way.

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blackmachine7@reddit

Yo mama so old, when adam and eve were walking at the garden of eden, she was there mowing the lawn

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BrogerBramjet@reddit

Yo momma so ugly Nick Cannon ain't her baby daddy.

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cc69@reddit

A man brought his pet duck into his house. His wife ask him "What are u doing?" The man replied "This is the pig I have been slept with every nights" Confused, his wife ask again "That's not a pig, that's a duck!" The man look at his duck and replied back to his wife "I wasn't talking to you"

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ComprehensiveFrame25@reddit

She sat on your iPhone and it became an iPad

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Minimum_Location1833@reddit

Fat mumma down the stairs for eastenders theme tune.

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illtoaster@reddit

Your momma so fat, there ain’t enough room to fit her in this joke.

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big_big_foot@reddit

Your momma so fat, she has to use a baseball bat and a tube sock to wipe her ass!!

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big_big_foot@reddit

Your momma so fat, it took me two trains and a bus to get on her good side!

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KingDariusTheFirst@reddit

Yo Momma so fat that every time she leaves the house wearing red, the kids all yell, “Hey! Kool-Aid Man!”

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headbanger_chef@reddit

Your momma smells so bad, Speed Stick slowed down and stopped!

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KingDariusTheFirst@reddit

She applied Roll-On deodorant and it rolled off. She put on Right Guard and it turned left. She put on Secret and it told on her.

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The_Reid-Factor@reddit

Yo mama so fat, she caught the flesh eating disease, she’ll be dead in 30 years.

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MinFootspace@reddit

Yo Momma so fat that at full moon she turns into a warehouse.

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The_Reid-Factor@reddit

Yo man so fat her blood type is Ragu.

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jmdaltonjr@reddit

Your mama do ugly the whole planned faked a disease to get to put on a mask.

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WinterSpecial1293@reddit

your momma so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

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munchie_folders@reddit

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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Naughty-ambition579@reddit

I love it when ya'll play the dozens. I'm not good at it but really loved reading it! Thank all of you for the laugh!! It's been a long time!

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CryAffectionate7814@reddit

Yo mamma so fat that she started haulin ass in ‘73 and aint even half done yet.

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Dr_mustaches@reddit

Yo momma so nasty I asked what's for dinner, she spread her legs and said crab.

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Naughty-ambition579@reddit

Damn that's gross!!!!

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Spocks-Nephew@reddit

The dip is nasty.

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QuiGonBourbon71@reddit

Stay clear of the bearded clam dip.

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FatherGoose70@reddit

Yo mama got such hairy armpits she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock

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Naughty-ambition579@reddit

Man, that 's bad!!!!!

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Almost_Infamous@reddit

Yo Momma is so ugly that the whole world faked a pandemic to make her cover her face.

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Korlac11@reddit

So uncle Roy was right about Covid being a conspiracy?

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Dizz2K7@reddit

Nah, that's totally what killed him.

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Ok_Valuable2525@reddit

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits Around the house!

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Equal-Bus-557@reddit

Yo mama so ugly not even Bob the Builder can fix her

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Planet_S14@reddit

Broke works better imo

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andiibandii@reddit

I know 3 obese people and your mom is 2 of them

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Funky_Factory@reddit

😂😂😂

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psychoticwaffle2@reddit

Yo momma's so ugly that the devil took one look and sent her back to heaven

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phil_mckraken@reddit

Yo mama so fat, on a scale from 1 to 10, she's a seven forty seven.

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CapIndividual8784@reddit

Fuck you!

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un1que19@reddit

Your mom so fat tell her I'm stuck down here I can't get a hold of her😂

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Sakura_Wulf@reddit

I keep telling her but she doesn't care anymore.

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ecksman313@reddit

Yo momma stank so bad when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out and said "I'll wait"

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jimmymcstinkypants@reddit

Your momma’s breath stinks so bad her blowjobs count as anal

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Thatguy_withahat31@reddit

Your mom so dumb, she got fired from a blowjob

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OldSoulRobertson@reddit

Yo mama's so fat, she has more folds than a poker tournament of pessimists.

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SkeletonOfaGhostt@reddit

Your mommas so fat the state grows cotton fields just to supply her tampons

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Strong_Stress_7222@reddit

Yo mom so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

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sarusauce@reddit

Yo mama so fat, I saw her chasing after the school bus yelling “Stop that Twinkie!”

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Independent_Bite4682@reddit

Her taxi is a flat bed semi with a wide-load crew.

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MemeLorde1313@reddit

Your mama so old she breastfeeds with powdered milk.

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MemeLorde1313@reddit

Your mama so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

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MemeLorde1313@reddit

Your mama's so fat her belt size is equator.

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Affectionate-Ice6827@reddit

Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops

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ecksman313@reddit

Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Vivid-Woodpecker2087@reddit

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and the earth started revolving around her.

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PsillySpirit@reddit

Yo momma so fat she stepped on the passenger train and invented the subway.

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KingDariusTheFirst@reddit

Yo Momma so fat, she fell on a dollar and made change.

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PsillySpirit@reddit

Yo mama so fat she moved to Jersey because she wanted to meet Mike.

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payfrit@reddit

that's way too many chins for one photo

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Steve_Starr@reddit

Yo Momma so fat, she fell out a both sides of da bed!

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naldoD20@reddit

Your momma is so compassionate, she donates to local homeless shelters and volunteers every weekend at Soup Kitchens.

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FreewayWarrior@reddit

Well that is not really insulting at all… Try again.

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naldoD20@reddit

Your momma is so accepting, that when my sister was kicked out by my parents for being a lesbian she let her move in and made her feel loved.

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HugeRabbit@reddit

Your momma so ugly her dildo need viagra

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IVightSky@reddit

your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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wurstforbrats@reddit

Shes so dumb that she accurately calculated orbital velocity and then threw a rock at the speed required to maintain a stable orbit? Damn! 🤣🤣

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Allendeofc@reddit

top tier one

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Salt_piranha@reddit

Thanks me too

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Either_Commission_94@reddit

So fat her nickname is “DAMN!” Still my favorite

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Fandango-5691@reddit

Yo fat Mama has such a wide a**e crack, when she farts the whole town think they're having muddy rain.

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CustomGopher@reddit

- “she broke the stairway to heaven”

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Flesheater70@reddit

My mom is dead bruh

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Legitimate-Corgi@reddit

Yo momma so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck

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Appropriate_Top_5151@reddit

Yo mama so poor I saw here kicking a can down the street asked her what she was doin and she said movin

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GeniusMike@reddit

What kind of website asks for your weight?

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humperty@reddit

www.mommasofat.com

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Wonderful_Price2355@reddit

Your mom is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked he what she was doing and she said...."Moving"

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OG-BoomMaster@reddit

Yo mama so fat, she got her own zip code.

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Thunderchild1711@reddit

Yo momma so fat she got her own zip code

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KingDariusTheFirst@reddit

Yo momma so fat, they run a relay just to put her belt on.

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KingDariusTheFirst@reddit

Momma so fat, she on both sides of the family.

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Sufficient-Surprise9@reddit

Your mom is so fat, she bought some BVDs and by the time she got them on, they spelled out "BOULEVARD."

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National_Champion148@reddit

When she gets on the scale it reads one at a time please

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BarrysAgent@reddit

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil

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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

Yo mom so fat she uses public busses for roler skates.

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MentalPercentage9934@reddit

Yo Momma so fat you don't need a beach, just slap her stomach and surf that wave.

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WHAMMYPAN@reddit

Yo momma is SO fat….she uses a jump rope and a WHOLE roll of Bounty paper towels for a tampon.

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Treblehawk@reddit

Whose phone number has 21 digits?

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SteelSybaris@reddit

Best reddit thread ever

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Feeling-Income5555@reddit

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a bath she first fills the tub, THEN puts in the water.

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UnableLocal2918@reddit

Yo momma so stank. She use a skunk as a deoderant spray

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HoustonInternetP1@reddit

Yo mamma’s so fat when she dances, the band skips

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waffle299@reddit

You mamma so fat in the full moon, she becomes a were-house.

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mrearthsmith@reddit

Yo mama so fat her blood type is ranch

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Merlins_Owl@reddit

When she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house!

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Biosci777@reddit

Thanks, Al!

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thisisnotdan@reddit

Also check out the lesser-known [Grapefruit Diet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmPxhD2hEA) by Weird Al for even more "Yo' Momma So Fat" material.

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Biosci777@reddit

Dan? Is that you?

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MixImpressive5481@reddit

Yo mama so fat, when thanks snapped she turned into Cheeto dust. Yo mama so fat she try to measure how long she slept with a ruler. Yo mama so fat when she went to space there was none. Yo mama so fat they refer her to the Big Bang theory, it keeps expanding. Yo mama so fat she Brought a spoon to the super bowl. Yo mama so fat when she went to an eating competition, they said they didn’t allow professionals. 🫣🫣🫣🫣

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EasyRudder49@reddit

Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Spaghetti O positive.

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HowDidWeGetMe@reddit

Your mother is so morbidly obese that her tooshie is in different time zones on the earth

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powdered_dognut@reddit

Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her. Yo momma so skinny, she can shit thru a straw.

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Level_Bridge7683@reddit

yo mama so nasty i visited for dinner one night and asked what was for dinner. she put her feet on the table and said corn.

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mcm0313@reddit

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington’s nose. Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. I heard those in the same era.

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__-_-_-__-@reddit

Your mom is so stupid, she gave you her retarded genes thats why your jokes aren’t funny

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Allendeofc@reddit

zzz

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daraghfi@reddit

... when she walks in front of the TV you miss two episodes

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Pawniltrator@reddit

Your mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out

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Outrageous-Buy-4958@reddit

Yo mama so fat she had the movie theater ALL to herself.

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achpile@reddit

And drive-in movie theater ON herself

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Outrageous-Buy-4958@reddit

Plenty of parking in the… on the rear.

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Uddiya@reddit

Your mom's so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg, gravy came out.

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gogojuice11@reddit

Yo mama so fat it took me 5 time zones to slap both ass cheeks last night

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tondeuse13@reddit

Your mom is so fat that there is not enough jokes to describe her fatness.

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Gunslinger_53@reddit

Yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.

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DrinkySmurph@reddit

Your momma is like a light switch, even a 5 yr old could turn her on. Your momma is like a shotgun, give her a cock and she's ready to blow. Your momma is so nasty, the even the crabs done migrated. Your momma is so ugly, she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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JellyNJames@reddit

Yo momma is so fat, they told her they were looking for someone with a slimmer build when she auditioned for the mom role in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”

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Somamang@reddit

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

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MNGraySquirrel@reddit

Yo mama is so slow it took her nine months to take a shit.

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Strong_Stress_7222@reddit

Yo mama so stupid she rolled up the steps

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No-Honey-9786@reddit

Really? Cause all of her fit into that urn quite nicely.

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thisisnotdan@reddit

Real talk, the ashes you get after a cremation are from a collection container placed roughly beneath the deceased's heart inside the furnace; the rest of the ashes just fall to the bottom of the furnace. So even fat people don't need a larger urn.

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

I bet you've been dying to tell us those facts. I was so amazed by what you said, I started coffin up my lunch while listening to Chuck Bury. (Seriously, is that true?)

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