A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

He chugs it down in a matter of seconds, then demands another. "You polished that off fast," the barkeep remarks, sliding the man another glass. "Buddy, if you had what I have, you'd drink like this too," the man replies. He chugs down the beer, then asks for another. Once again, the bartender makes a comment, and once again the answer is the same: "If you had what I have, you'd drink like this too." This continues for about another five drinks, until finally the bartender has to ask. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but you're drinking a lot here, guy. It must be bad...what is it you've got, exactly?" The man lets out a long belch. "About sixty-eight cents."