Anal sex keeps my wife really fit.

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Same-Habit-2391@reddit

I like getting fucked in the arse but I don't see how it makes me fit.

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GzillaChilla@reddit

Bone in the back sounds like a healthy workout

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Aggravating-Cap5024@reddit

Anal sex is just for assholes...

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See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

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RedShift9@reddit

This makes surprisingly sense.

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SilentMajorityyy@reddit

Golden

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Warg-Que3@reddit

Oh no! We're not going that way

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Rubblefan@reddit

I thought you were going to say lawyers

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OgOnetee@reddit

Matt Daemon!

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sha256md5@reddit

Oh! Durka durka durka.

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wazabee@reddit

gay men are fucking assholes

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i-1@reddit

And condone are for fucking pussies

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bebopblues@reddit

can be for fucking assholes as well

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StrikingExcitement79@reddit

Some people like to dip into shit.

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aaronjaffe@reddit

And lube is for abrasive dickheads.

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OgOnetee@reddit

It can some people's day, and other people's hole weak.

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Leo_Lovehouse@reddit

Anal sex? It's fucking shit

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nSomniAEc@reddit

asshole sex is for anals.

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AKMonkey2@reddit

It’s a real PITA

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thecineman@reddit

... and dicks

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MrMagneficent@reddit

Literally true.

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dabeliking@reddit

😂

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Opening_Cheesecake54@reddit

What is the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job makes your day, but anal sex makes your hole weak!

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PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS@reddit

Anal sex keeps my wife really fit. But my ass is really starting to hurt...

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Moist_Edge9917@reddit

😂

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Malve1@reddit

Pain in the ass if you ask me

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Royal_Equipment_7382@reddit

Location

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wrenhunter@reddit

That’s also true for my wife, Peg.

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Make_the_music_stop@reddit

Anal sex is over rated. It's fucking shit.

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2MainsSellesLoin@reddit

Gays are fucking assholes

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PanicGod69@reddit

Gay jokes aren't funny. I mean, cum on guys.

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Odd_Rub_393@reddit

You should be banned from social media. Even from this planet.

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Minejack777@reddit

God forbid someone makes a gay joke Shit's funny. I'm a gay ass bitch and he's right, I am actively fucking an asshole rn

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Outside-Wolf5928@reddit

Multi tasking at it's finest

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tranter1718@reddit

Anal sex while browsing Reddit - living the dream!

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Scion_of_Kuberr@reddit

It's kind of impressive how far over your head this joke went.

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SavagexGonzo@reddit

Shut up gayboi

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RootbeerninjaII@reddit

You're kinda stupid aren't you?

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yes_him@reddit

Wanted to say this and decided to read on before posting... the joke is awkwardly hilarious, but the recipient needs to relax a little.

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skadalajara@reddit

I see what you did there.

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AC-AnimalCreed@reddit

A little more than kinda

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krtwils@reddit

Dude, gold star gay here…all I do is fuck assholes

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Synthetic0xyg3n@reddit

Given the context of this thread and the subreddit topic. Try reading his sentence but assume the f-word is a verb not an adjective. Maybe then you'll get the joke.

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Stainedhanes@reddit

Quit picking on them, they go through enough shit already.

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

And afterwards it can be a dumpster fire.

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Saotorii@reddit

Only if the owner of the dick had herpes

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jshuster@reddit

That’s a crappy pun

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Renegadegold@reddit

It’s a mess

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bebopblues@reddit

Your significant other fucker.

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mallory6767@reddit

I once dated a girl with a peg leg, but I had to break it off.

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2MainsSellesLoin@reddit

I once dated a blind girl, she told me it was going great but she was pulling my leg.

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LeBronda_Rousey@reddit

She sounds like a pain in the ass.

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drmoo314@reddit

How do you get Peg from Margaret? Ask her nicely.

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Rubblefan@reddit

Anal sex is a bum fuck

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bebopblues@reddit

My wife hates anal sex. The strap-on is uncomfortable for her.

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Oldgraytomahawk@reddit

Dick is an actual name ass is ass

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Oldgraytomahawk@reddit

Fitness whole dick in her a$$

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martintone@reddit

You can say “ass”, or do you pay for it?

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Oldgraytomahawk@reddit

Didn’t have time to read the sub rules

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unneccry@reddit

OP literally just made an anal sex joke And you think we can't say ass???

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Oldgraytomahawk@reddit

It was spur of the moment bro

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illit3@reddit

So you figured dick was cool but ass would be off-limits? Rhetorically.

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youngtsen@reddit

Can someone explain the logic?

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angelosgazelis@reddit

i think it means that she doesn't like the idea so much that she wants to get away from OP and as far as she can. So he maybe is asking her a lot of times that from so much "running away" she has become fit. i hope i explained it and you understood because English is not my mothertongue .

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